Post by Melinda Rhodes on Feb 22, 2019 1:08:51 GMT -7
GALACTIC WRESTLING PRESENTS  |
THE SAVE MART CENTER
Fresno, California
JANUARY 21st 2019
Opens at 8:30pmPT/6:30pmEST
Jenny Beck: FFFFFFRRRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSNNNNNNOOOOOO!!! ROAR LIKE YOU OWN IT MMMOOOTTHHHEEERRRFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKEEERRRSS!!! LET ME HERE YOU SSSSSCCCCRRRRREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMAAAHHHH!!!
Crowd: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! JENNY! JENNY! JENNY! JENNY!!!!
She waved her hand in upturned motions, making the crowd raise the volume with each chant of her name.
Jenny Beck: FUCKING LOVE YOU FRESNO, CALI-FORN-I-AAAAAHHHH!!!
*CHEAP POP!*
Jenny Beck: BOYS AT THE TABLE, DO YOUR THANG!!!!
They cut to ringside and the announce table where we find Joe Koss and Mike Spazz clearly both in good moods and ready to do their thing.
Koss: I'm Joe Koss along with "Spazztastic" Mike Spazz-
Spazz: The man your girlfriend told you not to worry about!
Koss: and this is Galactic Women's Wrestling Enterprise! Welcome one and all to the show! What a card we have for you tonight with Alien weirdos, ego freaks, badasses, hungry wolves, and hell man, we even got lady Gangstah's up in here!
Spazz: Allegedly, lunchbox! I ain't gettin' shot because you pretend you know too much!
Koss: I think you're safe as most things I tell you go in one ear and out the other like a wind tunnel.
Spazz: I see nothing, hear nothing, and know nothing, so if you Mafia guys show up, remember, cap the fat fuck and not the sex appeal of GWW!
Koss: Gee way to throw me under the bus there pal.
Spazz: Survival of the fittest, not the fattest, lunchbox.
Koss: Let's get underway with our very first match coming up next!
Koss: I'm Joe Koss along with "Spazztastic" Mike Spazz-
Spazz: The man your girlfriend told you not to worry about!
Koss: and this is Galactic Women's Wrestling Enterprise! Welcome one and all to the show! What a card we have for you tonight with Alien weirdos, ego freaks, badasses, hungry wolves, and hell man, we even got lady Gangstah's up in here!
Spazz: Allegedly, lunchbox! I ain't gettin' shot because you pretend you know too much!
Koss: I think you're safe as most things I tell you go in one ear and out the other like a wind tunnel.
Spazz: I see nothing, hear nothing, and know nothing, so if you Mafia guys show up, remember, cap the fat fuck and not the sex appeal of GWW!
Koss: Gee way to throw me under the bus there pal.
Spazz: Survival of the fittest, not the fattest, lunchbox.
Koss: Let's get underway with our very first match coming up next!
-OPENING MATCH-
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The bell rang and at first, Paula didn't know what to make of the costumed woman circling with her in a worker's walk. She asked the referee multiple times as to what she was, but garnered only a shrug in response. The two finally lock up and Paula find herself overpowered and pulled right into a sideheadlock takedown! Paula managed to escape the hold after a bit of struggling but found herself thrown to the mat with a hiptoss, promptly followed by an armdrag into an armbar. The Paula would nearly tap out before positioning herself just right to kick her foe right in her masked face! Paula hits a middle kick and swings for the fences with the Shockin' Fist, but Zima ducks rushes the ropes and springs off with a BIOTIC VORTEX tornado DDT. This is promptly followed by the GETH REWIRING Sharpshooter. After a brief struggle, Paula finally taps out!
WINNER: ZIMA BY SUBMISSION AT 6 minutes and 32 seconds!
WINNER: ZIMA BY SUBMISSION AT 6 minutes and 32 seconds!
Koss: Paula put up a solid fight, but this otherwordly being definitely had her number coming into this match!
Spazz: Not gonna' lie. Purple babe was kinda' hot in all that gear.
Koss: Even if her toes and fingers looked a bit odd to you?
Spazz: Fats, come on... don't be a speciest! Aliens from other worlds need love, just like anything else!
Koss: Somehow I doubt you'd be on her radar.
Spazz: Radar? Fuck no, she'd have like high tech sensors n' shit that'd pick me up in a heart beat! Pfft, Radar is for backwards humans!
Spazz: Not gonna' lie. Purple babe was kinda' hot in all that gear.
Koss: Even if her toes and fingers looked a bit odd to you?
Spazz: Fats, come on... don't be a speciest! Aliens from other worlds need love, just like anything else!
Koss: Somehow I doubt you'd be on her radar.
Spazz: Radar? Fuck no, she'd have like high tech sensors n' shit that'd pick me up in a heart beat! Pfft, Radar is for backwards humans!
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The moment the referee said go, Jazmine opened up with a dominant display of technical submission wrestling, taking Maria down at every turn. The "alleged" mafia heiress would manage to take the match back thanks to a well timed distraction from her manager Raheem which allowed her to get a low blow and eye rake in on the proceedings. Maria hit a devastating BRAINBUSTAH, nearly getting the pinfall but Jazmine kicks out! The fight back from Jazmine nearly had Maria undone, with a STRAIGHT HOOK and a MOONSAULT pin nearly sealing the deal. They were too close to the ropes, however, and Raheem managed to pull Maria's foot onto the ropes, keeping her alive!
Jazmine went outside to finally deal with Raheem, who spent the next few minutes running from Jasmine. Maria would roll out and hide for several seconds until Raheem brought Jazmine right to her, allowing Maria to drop her with a Drop Toe Hold. Maria would then roll into the ring, feigning an injury and distracting the ref while Raheem brutally stomps kicks and assaults Jazmine outside the ring! The fans booed in uproar as Maria hammed it up. Raheem then rolled Jazmine back into the ring, signaling to Maria who promptly limped over to Jazmine and fell across her. This netted a two and three quarter count as Jazmine manages to roll a shoulder up!
Maria would viciously assault and batter Jazmine, only to be surprised by the JAZ WON'T DIE! Maria taps while choking loudly but where's the referee? Arguing with Raheem on the apron. During the excitement Maria's manager had procured the ring bell and quickly gave it three strikes. Immediately Jazmine released the hold thinking the match was over, only to not hear her music as she celebrated. She looked over her shoulder to see the referee arguing with Raheem and finally being banned from ringside.
It would prove too little, too late, as Suddenly Jazmine is spun around and hit with the OFF WITH HER HEAD Killswitch! With a chorus of boos sounding out, Maria taking the victory home with a highly tainted 1-2-3.
WINNER: MARIA SALVATORE BY PINFALL AT 16 minutes and 26 seconds!
Koss: Jazmine Kardos CLEARLY got hosed in this match by Maria! You'd better believe there will be payback coming against the alleged Mafia heiress!
Spazz: Again, I don't know anything about nothing. Maria Salvatore is just another hotty who out-worked the competition!
Koss: Seriously man?
Spazz: What I ain't gettin' shot up in this motherfucker tonight!
COMMERCIAL
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Cappadona entered the match with a cocky swagger, practically looking down her nose at Maja. As soon as the bell rang, the two locked up and found each other evenly matched. A quick switch of tactics by Cappadona saw her take full advantage of Maja's lack of experience, slipping out of the lock up to twist her arm into a tight hammerlock. Maja's training kicked in and soon the two were chaining holds back and forth until finally Maja whipped Cappadona to the canvas with a snapmare. Cappadona would get back up only to be knocked down twice by back to back dropkicks before finally rolling out of the ring.
Maja pursued via a springboard EYE OF THE STORM, dropping Cappadona outside the ring and from there, Maja dominated the Satsujin Triad member, taking full advantage of her stunned state. It wasn't until Maja rolled into the ring and back out to reset the referee's count that things started going south for her. A JUMPING DOUBLE KNEE ARMBREAKER would catch her by surprise, followed by a butterfly suplex across the ring steps!
Cappadona then hurled Maja back into the ring and joined her, promptly stomping and kicking the Swedereole while she was down! The fans would in turn rally behind Maja, chanting her back to life during multiple pin attempts by Cappadona. She goes to lock on the BLACK LOTUS but Maja manages to get on her legs and roll out of the hold before Cappadona could cinch it! Both women get to their feet and Cappadona peppers Maja with rights before Maja blocks the shot and fires back with several of her own, driving Cappadona back step by step into a corner.
Maja then leaps on Cappadona's shoulders, peppers her with a few stiff right hands and brings her down with THUNDERSTRUCK! The count goes on for a two and a half count! On their feet yet again, ragged and weary, the two trade shots back and forth with Maja taking Cappadona by the arm and whipping her across the ring. She ducks, Cappadona leap frogs over her, she returns with Cappadona going for another thunderstruck but Cappadona counters with a WINDMILL KICK right between Maja's legs in mid leap, dropping her to the canvas in a heap of hurt!
Cappadona is slow to recover, as is Maja, both women utterly spent. Cappadona backs into the ropes and springs forward going for a spinning heel kick, but Maja ducks the kick, slides with her shoulder against Cappadona's thigh and lifts her up to slam her to the canvas with a modified pancake slam! From there, Maja grabs the stunned Cappadona's legs, flips her, and locks her up with THE SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA!!! With nowhere to go and no one to save her, Cappadona is forced to tap out!
WINNER: MAJA LINDSTROM BY SUBMISSION AT 19 minutes and 45 seconds!
Koss: At several moments during this match, it looked to be Cappadona's night but everytime, Maja Lindstrom rallied and came back strong!
Spazz: I LOVES MY SWEDEREOLE!!!
Koss: Wipe your drool off the table, ass.
Spazz: No! My drool has every right to be here! Maja is like the best thing about GWW for me!
Koss: You keep it up and she'll slap a restraining order on your ass!
Spazz: She can slap my ass anytime with anything she likes, Lunchbox.
Maja pursued via a springboard EYE OF THE STORM, dropping Cappadona outside the ring and from there, Maja dominated the Satsujin Triad member, taking full advantage of her stunned state. It wasn't until Maja rolled into the ring and back out to reset the referee's count that things started going south for her. A JUMPING DOUBLE KNEE ARMBREAKER would catch her by surprise, followed by a butterfly suplex across the ring steps!
Cappadona then hurled Maja back into the ring and joined her, promptly stomping and kicking the Swedereole while she was down! The fans would in turn rally behind Maja, chanting her back to life during multiple pin attempts by Cappadona. She goes to lock on the BLACK LOTUS but Maja manages to get on her legs and roll out of the hold before Cappadona could cinch it! Both women get to their feet and Cappadona peppers Maja with rights before Maja blocks the shot and fires back with several of her own, driving Cappadona back step by step into a corner.
Maja then leaps on Cappadona's shoulders, peppers her with a few stiff right hands and brings her down with THUNDERSTRUCK! The count goes on for a two and a half count! On their feet yet again, ragged and weary, the two trade shots back and forth with Maja taking Cappadona by the arm and whipping her across the ring. She ducks, Cappadona leap frogs over her, she returns with Cappadona going for another thunderstruck but Cappadona counters with a WINDMILL KICK right between Maja's legs in mid leap, dropping her to the canvas in a heap of hurt!
Cappadona is slow to recover, as is Maja, both women utterly spent. Cappadona backs into the ropes and springs forward going for a spinning heel kick, but Maja ducks the kick, slides with her shoulder against Cappadona's thigh and lifts her up to slam her to the canvas with a modified pancake slam! From there, Maja grabs the stunned Cappadona's legs, flips her, and locks her up with THE SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA!!! With nowhere to go and no one to save her, Cappadona is forced to tap out!
WINNER: MAJA LINDSTROM BY SUBMISSION AT 19 minutes and 45 seconds!
Koss: At several moments during this match, it looked to be Cappadona's night but everytime, Maja Lindstrom rallied and came back strong!
Spazz: I LOVES MY SWEDEREOLE!!!
Koss: Wipe your drool off the table, ass.
Spazz: No! My drool has every right to be here! Maja is like the best thing about GWW for me!
Koss: You keep it up and she'll slap a restraining order on your ass!
Spazz: She can slap my ass anytime with anything she likes, Lunchbox.
COMMERCIAL
BACKSTAGE
We cut backstage where we see the newcomer interviewer Monty Proust who was smiling at the camera before he lifted the mic up to talk.
Monty Proust: This is Monty Proust your favourite intrepid reporter backstage here at another great Enterprise show and right now I have a special guest with me. A lady who along with Zoey Madigan Star got a big win last time out. I’m talking about that lady who beautiful and deadly Rose.
Rose walked into the shot and chuckled at Monty before looking at him. She could see that despite their chat last time. Rose stood next to Monty.
Rose: Thanks for the kind words Monty.
Monty Proust: Not a problem now like I said last time out your and Mrs Star picked a big win over current Enterprise champion Ursula Von Rossbach and Bianca Davis. What are your thoughts on what a big win in your career?
Rose: Well it’s feels great I mean it’s just to get a win is great even more so against a champion like Ursula too. I know that it was hard to do but to do it and with someone like Zoey mean it feels awesome.
Monty Proust: I see with that said what’s next for you Rose?
Rose paused for a moment like she was thinking about it before she finally smiled at Monty.
Rose: What’s next is….
Rose stopped as Bianca Davis appeared in front of her.
Bianca Davis: Ugh talk about a snore fest. Rose? Really?! A fluke win grants you interviews now? When all eyes should be on me. The hottest woman in Galactic Wrestling.
Bianca says with a roll of the eyes.
Bianca Davis: See you got lucky if my partner wasn't dumb enough to find herself handcuffed to the post we would of walked out the winners.
Rose looked at Bianca and shook her head.
Rose: Really Bianca! Cause from what I remember Ursula was doing a great job of dominating us as a team when you decided to tag yourself in and you got distracted allowing me to beat you.
Rose smirked at her.
Rose: So now go away and let Monty do his job.
Rose made a shooing motion to Bianca.
Bianca sccoffed in a smug fashion.
Bianca Davis: Monty shouldn't be interviewing common filth like you. His attention should be on the stars like me.
Bianca then flicks her hair before speaking the same tone.
Bianca Davis: So why don't you get out of the Queen Bs spotlight?
Monty looked on uncomfortably by this exchange. Rose looked at Bianca and stepped towards her.
Rose: What don't you make me Queenie!
Bianca looked at Rose for with an intense stare before she turned and left. Rose then turned to look at Monty.
Rose: I’m sorry about that interruption as I was saying my plans are…
Rose never finished her sentence as she grabbed by the shoulder and spun around. Before she could work out what was going on Bianca had put pepper spray in her eyes. Rose cried out in pain as this happened. Bianca however wasn’t done as she grabbed hold of the Amazon and planted her with THE CROWNING. Monty stands back, clearly stunned by what just happened!
Bianca Davis: I run this place bitch and don’t you forget it.
Bianca walked off smirking and as she did Monty turned calling out.
Monty Proust: Hey! Need a little help here!!!!
Monty then turned to check on Rose was just laying on the cold concrete floor as the camera cut back to ringside.
Koss: Bianca Davis certainly has read from the Idiot's Guide to influencing people and winning over friends!
Spazz: Hey it's because of Rose that Bianca got chokeslammed by Ursula last show!
Koss: To be honest, that chokeslam was uncalled for by the champion and Bianca did absolutely nothing to deserve it!
Spazz: She got pinned and disappointed the beast! If Rose just laid down and died like a smart person, Ursula wouldn't have taken her frustrations out on Bianca D!
Koss: Your logic is fucked up, you know that?
Spazz: People rarely recognize high intelligence, lunchbox. I thought you'd know me better than that by now!
Koss: Oh trust me, I know you well enough....
Rose walked into the shot and chuckled at Monty before looking at him. She could see that despite their chat last time. Rose stood next to Monty.
Rose: Thanks for the kind words Monty.
Monty Proust: Not a problem now like I said last time out your and Mrs Star picked a big win over current Enterprise champion Ursula Von Rossbach and Bianca Davis. What are your thoughts on what a big win in your career?
Rose: Well it’s feels great I mean it’s just to get a win is great even more so against a champion like Ursula too. I know that it was hard to do but to do it and with someone like Zoey mean it feels awesome.
Monty Proust: I see with that said what’s next for you Rose?
Rose paused for a moment like she was thinking about it before she finally smiled at Monty.
Rose: What’s next is….
Rose stopped as Bianca Davis appeared in front of her.
Bianca says with a roll of the eyes.
Bianca Davis: See you got lucky if my partner wasn't dumb enough to find herself handcuffed to the post we would of walked out the winners.
Rose looked at Bianca and shook her head.
Rose: Really Bianca! Cause from what I remember Ursula was doing a great job of dominating us as a team when you decided to tag yourself in and you got distracted allowing me to beat you.
Rose smirked at her.
Rose: So now go away and let Monty do his job.
Rose made a shooing motion to Bianca.
Bianca sccoffed in a smug fashion.
Bianca Davis: Monty shouldn't be interviewing common filth like you. His attention should be on the stars like me.
Bianca then flicks her hair before speaking the same tone.
Bianca Davis: So why don't you get out of the Queen Bs spotlight?
Monty looked on uncomfortably by this exchange. Rose looked at Bianca and stepped towards her.
Rose: What don't you make me Queenie!
Bianca looked at Rose for with an intense stare before she turned and left. Rose then turned to look at Monty.
Rose: I’m sorry about that interruption as I was saying my plans are…
Rose never finished her sentence as she grabbed by the shoulder and spun around. Before she could work out what was going on Bianca had put pepper spray in her eyes. Rose cried out in pain as this happened. Bianca however wasn’t done as she grabbed hold of the Amazon and planted her with THE CROWNING. Monty stands back, clearly stunned by what just happened!
Bianca Davis: I run this place bitch and don’t you forget it.
Bianca walked off smirking and as she did Monty turned calling out.
Monty Proust: Hey! Need a little help here!!!!
Monty then turned to check on Rose was just laying on the cold concrete floor as the camera cut back to ringside.
Koss: Bianca Davis certainly has read from the Idiot's Guide to influencing people and winning over friends!
Spazz: Hey it's because of Rose that Bianca got chokeslammed by Ursula last show!
Koss: To be honest, that chokeslam was uncalled for by the champion and Bianca did absolutely nothing to deserve it!
Spazz: She got pinned and disappointed the beast! If Rose just laid down and died like a smart person, Ursula wouldn't have taken her frustrations out on Bianca D!
Koss: Your logic is fucked up, you know that?
Spazz: People rarely recognize high intelligence, lunchbox. I thought you'd know me better than that by now!
Koss: Oh trust me, I know you well enough....
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CONQUEST ELIMINATION 4-WAY CONTENDERSHIP MATCH
With the ring of a bell all four combatants were in motion, with Bianca Davis quickly ducking out of the ring as River Chance and Saoirse Maguire met head on, all the while Lyra Donovan took a different route, going after Bianca outside of the ring! Psycho ducks and weaves through River's strikes, delivering body shots and a hard elbow to the side of the head, promptly followed by a savage spinning backfist. Outside the ring, Bianca runs up the ring steps and onto the apron, then through the ring with Lyra in hot pursuit just behind Psycho as she downs River and locks on the ironically named ACROSS THE RIVER!Back outside Lyra clearly is the wolf on the prowl as Bianca moves quickly, always remaining just out of arms length of her pursuer. Lyra smiles, surprisingly enjoying the chase for all it's worth. Back in the ring, River manages to break free of the hold and soon both her and Psycho are back on their feet, only the shorter, faster woman quickly side steps behind her, peppering River with brutal kidney shots before leaping on her back and locking on a tight choke!
At that moment, Lyra catches Bianca by the hair and (while the referee is watching Psycho give River a throat hug) pulls out her pepper spray and nails Lyra right in the eyes! Lyra immediately clutches at her eyes, staggering back with a roar of pain! This roar is silenced as Bianca hits THE QUEEN MAKEOVER, leaving Lyra momentarily stunned on the floor as she rolls back into the ring. There she stalks Psycho and River just as River FINALLY catches Psycho on her shoulder by the head and snapmares her off her back and to the canvas!
Bianca immediately rushes in behind River as she sucks in air to her starving lungs from the prolonged choke, only to be spun around and dropped with the CROWNED DDT!!! Bianca hops to her feet with a triumphant smirk, only to narrowly dodge the incoming Psycho and head straight for the ropes. She snaps back with Psycho running right after her and throws a foot up at the last second, rocking Psycho right off her feet with THE BEAUTIFUL BOOT!
She then hops up with a laugh only to get the mother of all surprises as Lyra vaults off the apron to the top rope, springs off and hits a diving Hurricanrana on Bianca with enough impact to send her straight to the canvas and rolling under the ropes to plop outside the ring. Psycho is up in time to eat stiff rights and lefts from Lyra, managing to answer back with a few of her own only to Roundhouse kick her right off her feet!
Lyra turns and suddenly finds herself lifted off her feet by River and high into the air, only to be painfully deposited to the canvas with a MILITARY PRESS! Shortly after she's rushed by Psycho yet again, drilling into her with explosive body shots but this time River interrupts with a hip and knee check, followed by a clubbing overhand blow to the back. She then wraps her arms around Psycho's waist and back bridges with a STIFF German Suplex Pin and eliminates Psycho by pin!
PSYCHO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
And then there were three. Outside the ring, Bianca uses the time to recover as River is met with a vicious onslaught by Lyra Donovan! She beats the muscular beauty down viciously, violently. River finds herself busted open by a hardway elbow strike that has her falling through the ropes! Bianca Davis slips through the ropes behind Lyra as she takes a moment to survey her handiwork, only for Bianca to catch her in a schoolgirl roll up with a handful of tights! A two and three quarter count saw Bianca thrown off with a powerful piston of the Wolf of Enterprise, effectively breaking the pinfall up and rolling to her feet at the same time!
At that moment, a hooded woman with a chair hops the guard rail and slips into the ring. As Lyra chases down Bianca, she sees the Ref go down with a loud smack of the chair to the back of the head! She barely has time to react as the woman assaults her with a chair in short order! Battering her straight to the canvas with blow after savage blow, then hefting her up and dropping to the canvas with THE PUNK DRIVER!
The hooded woman then reveals herself to be "THE SIREN" KATE STEELE! She rolls out of the ring, leaving a bloodied mess that is Lyra Donovan behind while Bianca Davis drags the referee over and promptly pins her. She lifts the referee's hand up and drops it three times, counting it as an elimination....
LYRA DONOVAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
The crowd boos uproariously as Bianca shoves the bloodied and unconscious Lyra Donovan out of the ring. It's at that moment that another surprise comes as ROSE DEADLY COMES RUSHING DOWN THE AISLE! It's too little too late, as Kate Steele hops back over the guard rail to make her escape. Rose rushes into the ring just as Bianca looks to make her quick escape, only for River to be waiting on the apron, climbing into the ring. She turns to run away from her and right into a SAVAGE CHAIR SHOT by Rose Deadly, who then nods to River and ducks out of the ring.
River contemplates the moral choices as the Referee finally begins to stir from Kate Steele's attack prior, only to gather the stunned Bianca up and drive her to the canvas with THE POMMEL STRIKE, hooking the leg for the pin!
BIANCA DAVIS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
WINNER: RIVER CHANCE AT 22 Minutes and 11 seconds! - NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP!
Spazz: WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!
Koss: First Kate Steele shows up and attacks both the referee and Lyra Donovan, then Bianca Davis capitalizes in a highly questionable manner to eliminate Lyra, and then Rose shows up to get payback on Bianca Davis, opening up for River to be the last woman standing!
Spazz: Where's the fucking security at?! These reprobates shouldn't be allowed to fuck up our honest to goodness wholesome wrestling matches! What kind of a world do we live in where this kind of anarchy thrives?
Koss: The wrestling world.
Spazz: Touche'
COMMERCIAL
#HHHEEEAAAARRR MMMMEEEE NNNNNNNOOOOOWWWW!!!!
A wall of pyro explodes through the stage just as Robb Flynn's growling voice roars out the opening line of "Imperium" by machine head. As the smoke and sparks clear, we find Ursula Von Rossbach standing front and center in her black suit, blond hair tied back as she stares down at the floor. Resting upon her shoulder while held firmly with one black gloved hand, is the GWW Cosmic Championship. She stands lifts her head slowly, her entire body so otherwise perfectly still, breathing barely perceptible. She makes her way down to the ring with an intense and stoic expression, her face seemingly etched in stone. It's not long before she climbs those steps and enters the ring by pushing down and stepping over the ropes. Within seconds of requesting it, a microphone finds its way to her hand and the music stops.Ursula stares out over the crowd with it's mixed reaction. Many cheer, a few boo, but fewer still are the fans chanting over and over, "Part-time-er!" Her mask remains but the words she speaks scream despite their rather low intonation.
UVR: For nearly as long as our illustrious general manager, I have been involved in sports both combative and purely competitive. From trying to break world records as a powerlifter, to bodybuilding, mixed martial arts, and (of course) professional wrestling, I have worked hard and with little promise beyond payment for services rendered. This title upon my shoulder represents my first professional wrestling championship and what do I get? Sporadic bookings and being told to grab a microphone and speak when my actions are far more effective.
Steadily her expression takes the form of an angry scowl as she gestures towards the camera.
UVR: Rhodes, you know as well as I do that I can go in the ring. You gave me the chance for this title and I took it, but now what? A single booking as part of a tag team match against my Pay Per View opponent? What kind of mockery is this?! I am a former military woman who keeps herself honed and in fighting condition twenty-four-seven! I am not some pretty little girl with enormous tits that comes out in kick pads and a bikini, pretending she can fucking wrestle!
There is venom and anger in her words as she paces the ring, the heat of that withering stare so intense that a few attendants at ringside back themselves against the guard rail in fear.
UVR: I am the monster that even YOU fear and with good reason. I'm the reason you have those neck pains during cold weather, Rhodes. I wonder if you ever expected me to actually take this belt and that your lack of booking reflects how little of a plan you actually had once it happened?
She stops and stares at the entrance arch, expecting to hear the Rebel's theme interrupt her.
UVR: Melinda, you sit back there in your office despite the vitriol I spit at you and dare to call yourself any kind of fearless fighter? I demand ANSWERS. I grow weary of this lack of activity and I want more to do in the ring. Unlike you, I never needed someone to put me on a pedestal and give me special treatment....
ZMS: Just so full of vitriol tonight, aren’t you, Ursula?
He voice is clear but the cameras are having a hard time centering on her. Finally, thanks to some spotlights sweeping the crowd, the cameras finally lock on the Magical Maiden herself, Zoey Madigan-Star. She stands high in the crowd, microphone in hand, foregoing her flashier attire for a purple silk blouse and black trousers… and though she wears a smile, her mismatched golden gaze is very intense.
ZMS: And I can’t help but think that that bikini-and-kickpads comment was at least partially directed at me. It would be a shame to think that one loss could turn you so furious, that you were so easily drawn outside your usual modicum of control and power… but there it is.
And then the smile just… disappears.
ZMS: I gave you a taste of the truth, Ursula, and whether you like me or not you will show me the respect I have earned. Afraid of you and your power though I might be, I proved that you are not unstoppable, not unflappable. At Battle Beyond the Stars, that championship of yours is coming to me and I don’t care if it has to be mounted on my bedside table at the hospital because I will still take pleasure in knowing that I earned it!
Ursula, still in the ring, gestures for Zoey to come down and try and make that happen right then and there, laying the belt on the mat between her and the ropes, unbuttoning her jacket. Zoey, however, just stares… then raises her hand and snaps her fingers. Two bursts of smoke appear, one where Zoey stood and one where Ursula stood. Moments later, the champion is in the stands, looking momentarily disturbed and confused… while Zoey stands in the ring, having picked up the title. She stares at it for a moment, then turns to the champion in the stands, a faint smile tugging at her lips again.
ZMS: Just like that.
The fans are in an uproar, but not so much that they don’t part quickly as a furious Ursula starts wading through them like a giant through ants, making a beeline for the ring! As she steps over the barricade and grabs the ropes, there’s another flash and puff of smoke, with Zoey appearing at the top of the ramp, the title on the canvas as Ursula swings at the smoke.
ZMS: Don’t chase what you can’t catch and don’t hunt what you can’t kill, as the saying goes. The next time you see me, we’ll be opponents in that ring. I will leave with that championship rightfully over my shoulder. And I promise you, these fans and ALL of Galactic that it will be…
Fans: ...the show of a lifetime!
Making the microphone disappear, Zoey takes a bow from the stage and walks off, leaving a seething-yet-determined Ursula in the ring, holding her title up high! Ursula brings the microphone back to her lips.
UVR: You assume much and walk away before I have a chance at a rebuttal, Ms. Star. Your magic tricks are impressive, but you mistake my words and intentions being solely for you. Someone really loves her place at the center of the spotlight, thinking that everyone is talking about you, that it’s all about YOU.
She starts buttoning her jacket back up, title on her shoulder.
UVR: No. I speak of several insipid wastes of talent in that locker room, each the very same that would have kept me down by playing their political games. They call my victory for this title an aberration. They say I should not be here, but yet here I am. You play your magic game and walk away. That will not cut it when we face at Battle Beyond the Stars.
Ursula heads for the ropes to the reaction of a roaring crowd. This time, however, she feels the change before it happens. Zoey is in the ring behind her just like that, staring at the broad back and shoulders of the champion.
ZMS: Yes, I do crave the spotlight and I have since I was little. I will own up to that particular character trait. But I have also earned my place within it. And since we’re both so eager to do battle over that gold belt atop your shoulder?
As she speaks, she unbuttons her sleeves and rolls them up a little, also undoing the top few of her shirt before taking her hair down and bracing herself.
ZMS: Why wait?
#SHOT THROUGH THA’ HEEEAAAAART!
Bon Jovi’s remastered version of “You Give Love a Bad Name” hit’s the PA as the Rebel steps out on the stage, getting both women’s attention.Rebel: YOOOOOO! YO YO YO! WOAH! Ok Ursula, I get it, you’re pissed and Zoey, you’re itching for a fight, but hold up a second. Do you really want a bunch of security goons coming down, getting hurt and cutting into your paychecks to pay for the medical fees? Come on, have a little care?
Ursula arches her brow at Rhodes standing on the stage.
UVR: Interesting. Only now, when your precious buy line is threatened, do you appear.
Melinda tilts her head ever so slightly, a playful smirk on her face.
Rebel: Well yeah, duh, what kind of a boss would I be if I didn’t? Look, Ursula, the reason I’ve held you back is because I want your moments to be explosive epics. I want to make you the thing that nobody ever had the GUTS to make you.
UVR: I never needed anyone’s help in this regard, Rhodes. You forget that you are on my resume of destruction.
Rebel: Urs, you’re an engine of destruction, no doubt about it. The reason you’re a champion is because I placed you right and you fought just hard enough to take it from five other hungry people. You think I’m going to be so arbitrary as to throw you around to the highest bidder like a piece of meat?
Ursula’s gaze narrowed, her entire body tensing.
UVR: You may have given me a chance that none have before, I will grant you this. I had proven the claims I have said for years that if I were ever to be granted such an opportunity, that I would make the absolute most of it. However, treating me in this manner has lessened me and you know it. That is why I am angry, Rhodes.
She steps towards the ropes and leans over them.
UVR: You cheapen me by not using me in this ring.
Meanwhile, silent, Zoey stands and watches, listens, tensed and ready to make a move… and then she simply can’t take it anymore! She grabs Ursula by the shoulder and whips her around, throwing kicks at the monstrous champion’s ribs! Ursula only takes a few of these, though, before shoving Zoey all the way back to the ropes and, upon her rebound, drilling her in the face with a massive boot! Mounting the challenger, Ursula does her utmost to pulp the magician with a few straight right hands before rising. Tossing the title aside, she grabs Zoey by the throat and picks her up, turning to look back at Rhodes with a toothy grimace...
UVR: You’ll learn not to minimize me, Rhodes!
...before spiking Madigan-Star with a ring-shaking chokeslam! The challenger is near-motionless in the middle of the ring as Ursula picks up her title and turns back to face the boss-lady, holding her belt up high. Rhodes gestures for security to come down as Ursula smirks. In the background, Zoey is stirring, clutching her throat as she gets to her knees. Rhodes’s expression at seeing the challenger start to move gives away the fact that it’s happening and Ursula turns, half-impressed and half-seething. She throws the belt down again and looks to repeat her decimation when a bright flash goes off, temporarily blinding her!
Zoey, dust and smoke still coming from her palms, gets shakily to her feet and avoids a few wild, blind swings from the champion. Going low, she dropkicks a leg out from under Von Rossbach, taking the champion to one knee. Grabbing one of her powerful arms, Zoey gets the champ by the head and delivers Seeing Stars to the champion! She rolls out of the ring after, still coughing and holding her throat, backing into the edge of the announce table as Ursula is already starting to get back up!
Security rushes down to the ring, mostly staying between Ursula and Zoey at that point, keeping distance between the two! Zoey stands (mostly) and looks to be in awe of the fact that Von Rossbach is already standing and glowering despite taking one of her best shots...
Rebel: Has everyone gotten it out of their system or do they need to break out the pepper spray and shit?
The guards begin to usher Zoey around as Ursula stands in the ring, a bit angered and for a moment, fighting to regain her sense of balance. She shoots her gaze at Rhodes, the crowd chanting, “LET THEM FIGHT!” Then back to Zoey where she gives her an appreciative nod. That nod changes Zoey’s entire expression… from one of awe to one of abject worry and concern. She breaks away from security and backs up the ramp, never taking her eyes off the champion, wide and wild.
As she nears the Rebel on the stage, she feels a hand pat her on the shoulder and the Rebel gives her a little grin.
Rebel: Good Job, I think she likes ya’ hun! Now let’s all get on with the rest of the show shall we?!
Zoey is more or less too numb to respond. She nods, somewhat blankly, before heading backstage.
Spazz: Man Zoey has some serious brass balls on her, maybe even bigger than mine. She's seriously good at tucking them up in her Va-J.J. to keep them from showing too because I sure as fuck would not be caught alive or fucking dead in that ring with that monster!
Koss: Few can stand up to someone so intense and intimidating as Ursula.
Spazz: She took that sick DDT and got back up! Most people take a shot like that and at least stay down for a momen! She just got up and was like, *Doing his worst Arnold impersonation* "Now I crush you!"
Koss: I mean she could've gone running man on her ass and shouted something like, "I hope you have room in your stomach as I ram fist into it and rip out your goddamn SPINE!"
Spazz: Nah nah nah dog, I think she'd go more Conan about it.... "CRUSH YAH ENEMIES, SEEM DEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF DER WOMEN!"
Koss: On that note, we're going to commercial.
COMMERCIAL
-MAIN EVENT-
TORNADO TRIO TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH
Koss: Galactic Grudge matches are more like Hardcore matches that could easily become death matches. There are no rules, no regulations, and the matches do not finish until a winner is declared or no one is able to fight any further.
Spazz: It's not going to be pretty and in fact the pretties entering the match may not be so pretty when it's all said and done!
Koss: Indeed! Take it away Jenny!
Spazz: It's not going to be pretty and in fact the pretties entering the match may not be so pretty when it's all said and done!
Koss: Indeed! Take it away Jenny!
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SIMPLY GLAMOROUS VS WILDSIDE W/JULIET BLACK
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A GGGGGRRRRRRUDGE TRIO TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST.....
"Meganerd" by YTcracker begins to blast all across the speakers as it does so Christina Zdunich makes her way from the back curtain with a huge grin on her face and a steel chair in her hand. To her left is Sarah Richardson and to her right is Allison Sullivan. Christina smiles as she blows kisses to the crowd while the trio makes their way down to the ring. They quickly slide into the ring and the three hop up together. Christina jumps around a bit as she tosses her eye glasses to the side, Allison and Sarah moving to their corner watching the entrance as Christina plays it up for the crowd.
Jenny Beck: THE TEAM OF SIMPLY GGGGGLAM FAM!!!
*HEEL JEERS*
Koss: They may be all about the glam, but Simply Glamorous is looking on with some murderous intent!
Spazz: You saw what happened last week. Everything went bat-shit motherfucking crrrraaazzzay like Ozzy's train! Everybody was out to kill everybody!
Koss: It's clear that Crystal Zdunich is prepared too with a steel chair ready to go!
Jenny Beck: AND THEIR OPPONENTS....
Motley Crue’s “Wildside” starts up and the members of Wildside, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich, make their way out of the entryway and down the aisle. They enter the ring and raises their arms as the crowd cheers them on.
Jenny Beck: A SIDE OF WWWWWIIILLLD AND....
*HUGE FACE POP!*
With AFI blasting over the speakers, Juliet swaggers down the ramp with the lower half of her face covered in a skull jaw bandana, trash talking anyone who looks at her wrong. She’s no nonsense in her approach except for the constant shit talking. Arriving at ringside, she hops onto the apron and flips over the top rope to join the wildside. It's then that we notice that in her hand is a rather nasty looking barbwire baseball bat.
Jenny Beck: ...JJJJUUULLLIIIIEEETTTT ALWAYS BET OOOOONNN BBBBBLLLLAAAACCCCKKKK!!!
*BADASS POP!*
Spazz: I like her toy waaaaaay better!
Koss: Nothing says classic mutilation like a barbwire baseball bat and now both teams are squaring off. Referee Kirk is staying out of the ring and just motioning for the bell!
*DING DING DING*
Koss: And all six women tear across the ring at each other with Juliet and Crystal dueling chair versus bat, Zenna and Sarah trading shots and The Cat locking up with Allison Sullivan!
Spazz: Oh fuck good luck keeping up with this crazy shit!
Crystal swings her chair at Juliet, the woman batting it aside left and right until Crystal blocks a shot and catches the bat in the fold of the chair, she rips the bat away but takes a a hard shoot kick to the ribs and a forearm to the face that sends her flying back. The chair goes clattering off to the side. Sarah and Zenna go hold for hold, trying to out maneuver one another, but Sarah gets the upperhand with a surprise back elbow to the side of her head and a running bulldog headlock. Meanwhile The Cat's speed was more than a match for Allison, dodging her every movement and finishing strong with an Enziguri kick that sends her stumbling through the ropes and flailing to the floor outside!
Koss: So far it looks like Wildside has the advantage here! Juliet has the steel chair in hand....
"FFFFFWWWHHHAAACCCKKK!" Said the steel as it met the skull of a rising Crystal Zdunich! Juliet turns just in time block a stiff right hand from the incoming Sarah Richardson, sending her staggering back and clutching at her hand before the chair roared once more, "FFFFWWWWHHHAAACCCKKK!" to another human skull. Sarah falls to the canvas in a heap! Juliet raises the chair over her head with an evil grin, nodding as Zenna and Cat move to either side of her, the crowd cheering them on!
Spazz: Dominating right out the gate yo!
Koss: We have a death matcher playing in a hardcore match, how'd you think this would start off?
Spazz: Gorier actually.
Juliet then rushes towards a rising Crystal, battering her back with a steel chair repeatedly! At the same time, Cat pulls Sarah up on her shoulders in the electric chair position as Zenna leaps onto the very top rope and hitting a SPRINGBOARD DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!
Koss: The Wildside's favorite way to level a playing field in a hurry.
Spazz: It's a classic, lunchbox. You can-NOT go wrong with oldschool!
As the two rise up with a mighty whoop from Zenna, behind them, Allison climbs onto the top rope and flies off, catching each of them as they stand side by side by the back of the head and drills them with a double face buster!
Spazz: NYAH! Keep them heads on a fucking swivel, this is one of those matches where fuck you up can come from any direction!
Koss: Indeed!
She then gathers up Juliet's barbwire baseball bat, rushes in behind and cracks her right across the back of the head, dropping her on the spot and sending the chair clattering!
Koss: DEVASTATING shot to the back of Juliet's head with the barbwire ball bat!
Spazz: You can see bits of her hair stuck in the back from that shit! Barbwire don't fuck around yo!
Crystal pulls herself up using the ropes, pain shooting through her savaged back. She gathers up the steel chair and together she and Allison proceed to beat and batter Juliet, leaving bruises and tearing her the skin of her back up with the barbwire bat!
Koss: And now Allison and Crystla ganging up on Juliet in the corner and it's getting nasty!!!!
Spazz: Be careful what you bring to a hardcore match, it can and will be used against you in a court of wrestling law.
Sarah, meanwhile, gathers up Seleana and lifts her up, violently slamming her to the canvas with THE WIPE OUT URANAGE! On impact she hooks the leg for the pin!
Spazz: KYAH-HAHAHAAAAA WWWIPE OUT!
ONE....TWO-BROKEN UP!
Koss: Zenna breaks the pin at a count of two!
Meanwhile Juliet fights to her feet despite the brutal assault by Crystal and Sarah, singling her out, only to get rocked into the corner by a savage chair shot to the skull that leaves her hanging in the corner by her arms and gazed.
*FFFWWWHHHHAAAACCCKKKKTTT!!*
Koss: Crystal Zdunich with a skull shaking chair shot is just relentless, not letting Juliet have a moment of respite!
Spazz: That's 'cause she knows she's dead if she doesn't focus on the hardcore deathmatch killah, fats!
Just as it seems Sarah is about to deliver a finishing shot with the bat, Zenna moves in from behind, pulling her legs out from under her to slam her face to the canvas and cause her to drop the bat. In that same motion, she's grapples her into a wheel barrel position and straight into the Glam Slam she calls THE FATAL KISS! She doesn't, however, go for the pin, back rolling away and to her feet Crystal Zdunich charges at her!
Koss: ZENNA FROM BEHIND WITH THE FATAL KISS ON SARAH and here comes Crystal!
Zenna's fast to act and just as it seems Crystal's about to cave her skull in, she leaps up with a dropkick, driving the steel chair right back into her face and sending her staggering right into Seleana who locks on FADE 2 BLACK!!!!
Spazz: TEAMWORK FOR DAYS!!!
Koss: FADE 2 BLACK LOCKED IN!!! One would say the hands of your wife are where you want to be, but not here and not tonight folks! The Cat is looking to choke her wife out!
Spazz: Ever heard the expression, don't threaten a bitch with a good time? Who says Crystal ain't actually having a good time there?!
Allison Sullivan, meanwhile, reaches into her tights to pull out a slap jack. She rushes in for Zenna and strikes with a brutal overhand swing that drops her to the canvas! In that instant, the lights IMMEDIATELY go out!
Koss: Allison with a Slap Jack takes Zenna out and-
Spazz: -FUCK! Bitch knocked hers and the fucking building's running lights out! How the fuck hard do you hit somebody to make that happen?!
In the darkness there's sounds of hard struggle, a painful scream or two and when the lights come back on we all members of the Satsujin Triad along with La Diaconisa and two other masked women in the final stages of a brutal assault. The two masked women hoisting Juliet Black up and delivering her violently to the canvas with a brutal Double Team Elevated Powerbomb. Meanwhile Nari Chang and Cappadona hit a double team facebuster on Crystal Zdunich right on a steel chair, laying them both out. The ring is littered with bodies as La Diaconisa stands with her two masked compatriots and Malaya Diyosa, Cappadona, Nari Chang, and June Song over six battered and bloodied bodies in the ring.
Koss: Holy crap! Lights out, lights on and It looks like the Satsujin Triad and La Diaconisa along with two other individuals, new signees to the company!
Spazz: La Silencia and La Torbellina! Masked Latina hotness up in this bitch!
They say nothing as La Diaconisa drapes a golden banner over Juliet Black's face that reads "LA TRINIDAD!" and then the combined groups exit the ring and head straight to the back! The referee, untouched outside the ring, motions for the bell!
Koss: La Trinidad...?
*DING DING DING!*
Spazz: Oh yeah them fans be pissed as fuck yo!
Jenny Beck: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN CALLED A NO CONTEST DUE TO NEITHER TEAM BEING ABLE TO COMPETE!
Koss: Well you can't have a match if everyone is so brutally battered and beaten that they can't continue!
The crowd let's their heat be felt, booing the result and La Trinidad and the Satsujin Triad as they leave ringside as one completely unit, both teams offering up high fives to each other as EMT's rush to ringside, security quickly moves to separate them and usher the two teams straight to the back. The gesture wasn't required as they head to the back without any resistance, some of them even laughing at what they've done.
Koss: EMT's are arriving at ringside to tend to the wounded and potentially injured. This new combined force has just utterly decimated Simply Glamorous, Wildside, and Juliet Black and one has to wonder what the plan is as our next show is going to be Battle Beyond the Stars in Las Vegas Nevade at the MGM Grand Arena!
Spazz: I'll tell you this, Rebel is not going to be happy and you can bet, she's going to find a way to fuck with these chicks. I'd put a bet on that shit and call it sure money!
Koss: Indeed in fact, wait.... this just in a special message from Melinda Rhodes in the back....
"Meganerd" by YTcracker begins to blast all across the speakers as it does so Christina Zdunich makes her way from the back curtain with a huge grin on her face and a steel chair in her hand. To her left is Sarah Richardson and to her right is Allison Sullivan. Christina smiles as she blows kisses to the crowd while the trio makes their way down to the ring. They quickly slide into the ring and the three hop up together. Christina jumps around a bit as she tosses her eye glasses to the side, Allison and Sarah moving to their corner watching the entrance as Christina plays it up for the crowd.
Jenny Beck: THE TEAM OF SIMPLY GGGGGLAM FAM!!!
*HEEL JEERS*
Koss: They may be all about the glam, but Simply Glamorous is looking on with some murderous intent!
Spazz: You saw what happened last week. Everything went bat-shit motherfucking crrrraaazzzay like Ozzy's train! Everybody was out to kill everybody!
Koss: It's clear that Crystal Zdunich is prepared too with a steel chair ready to go!
Jenny Beck: AND THEIR OPPONENTS....
Motley Crue’s “Wildside” starts up and the members of Wildside, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich, make their way out of the entryway and down the aisle. They enter the ring and raises their arms as the crowd cheers them on.
Jenny Beck: A SIDE OF WWWWWIIILLLD AND....
*HUGE FACE POP!*
With AFI blasting over the speakers, Juliet swaggers down the ramp with the lower half of her face covered in a skull jaw bandana, trash talking anyone who looks at her wrong. She’s no nonsense in her approach except for the constant shit talking. Arriving at ringside, she hops onto the apron and flips over the top rope to join the wildside. It's then that we notice that in her hand is a rather nasty looking barbwire baseball bat.
Jenny Beck: ...JJJJUUULLLIIIIEEETTTT ALWAYS BET OOOOONNN BBBBBLLLLAAAACCCCKKKK!!!
*BADASS POP!*
Spazz: I like her toy waaaaaay better!
Koss: Nothing says classic mutilation like a barbwire baseball bat and now both teams are squaring off. Referee Kirk is staying out of the ring and just motioning for the bell!
*DING DING DING*
Koss: And all six women tear across the ring at each other with Juliet and Crystal dueling chair versus bat, Zenna and Sarah trading shots and The Cat locking up with Allison Sullivan!
Spazz: Oh fuck good luck keeping up with this crazy shit!
Crystal swings her chair at Juliet, the woman batting it aside left and right until Crystal blocks a shot and catches the bat in the fold of the chair, she rips the bat away but takes a a hard shoot kick to the ribs and a forearm to the face that sends her flying back. The chair goes clattering off to the side. Sarah and Zenna go hold for hold, trying to out maneuver one another, but Sarah gets the upperhand with a surprise back elbow to the side of her head and a running bulldog headlock. Meanwhile The Cat's speed was more than a match for Allison, dodging her every movement and finishing strong with an Enziguri kick that sends her stumbling through the ropes and flailing to the floor outside!
Koss: So far it looks like Wildside has the advantage here! Juliet has the steel chair in hand....
"FFFFFWWWHHHAAACCCKKK!" Said the steel as it met the skull of a rising Crystal Zdunich! Juliet turns just in time block a stiff right hand from the incoming Sarah Richardson, sending her staggering back and clutching at her hand before the chair roared once more, "FFFFWWWWHHHAAACCCKKK!" to another human skull. Sarah falls to the canvas in a heap! Juliet raises the chair over her head with an evil grin, nodding as Zenna and Cat move to either side of her, the crowd cheering them on!
Spazz: Dominating right out the gate yo!
Koss: We have a death matcher playing in a hardcore match, how'd you think this would start off?
Spazz: Gorier actually.
Juliet then rushes towards a rising Crystal, battering her back with a steel chair repeatedly! At the same time, Cat pulls Sarah up on her shoulders in the electric chair position as Zenna leaps onto the very top rope and hitting a SPRINGBOARD DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!
Koss: The Wildside's favorite way to level a playing field in a hurry.
Spazz: It's a classic, lunchbox. You can-NOT go wrong with oldschool!
As the two rise up with a mighty whoop from Zenna, behind them, Allison climbs onto the top rope and flies off, catching each of them as they stand side by side by the back of the head and drills them with a double face buster!
Spazz: NYAH! Keep them heads on a fucking swivel, this is one of those matches where fuck you up can come from any direction!
Koss: Indeed!
She then gathers up Juliet's barbwire baseball bat, rushes in behind and cracks her right across the back of the head, dropping her on the spot and sending the chair clattering!
Koss: DEVASTATING shot to the back of Juliet's head with the barbwire ball bat!
Spazz: You can see bits of her hair stuck in the back from that shit! Barbwire don't fuck around yo!
Crystal pulls herself up using the ropes, pain shooting through her savaged back. She gathers up the steel chair and together she and Allison proceed to beat and batter Juliet, leaving bruises and tearing her the skin of her back up with the barbwire bat!
Koss: And now Allison and Crystla ganging up on Juliet in the corner and it's getting nasty!!!!
Spazz: Be careful what you bring to a hardcore match, it can and will be used against you in a court of wrestling law.
Sarah, meanwhile, gathers up Seleana and lifts her up, violently slamming her to the canvas with THE WIPE OUT URANAGE! On impact she hooks the leg for the pin!
Spazz: KYAH-HAHAHAAAAA WWWIPE OUT!
ONE....TWO-BROKEN UP!
Koss: Zenna breaks the pin at a count of two!
Meanwhile Juliet fights to her feet despite the brutal assault by Crystal and Sarah, singling her out, only to get rocked into the corner by a savage chair shot to the skull that leaves her hanging in the corner by her arms and gazed.
*FFFWWWHHHHAAAACCCKKKKTTT!!*
Koss: Crystal Zdunich with a skull shaking chair shot is just relentless, not letting Juliet have a moment of respite!
Spazz: That's 'cause she knows she's dead if she doesn't focus on the hardcore deathmatch killah, fats!
Just as it seems Sarah is about to deliver a finishing shot with the bat, Zenna moves in from behind, pulling her legs out from under her to slam her face to the canvas and cause her to drop the bat. In that same motion, she's grapples her into a wheel barrel position and straight into the Glam Slam she calls THE FATAL KISS! She doesn't, however, go for the pin, back rolling away and to her feet Crystal Zdunich charges at her!
Koss: ZENNA FROM BEHIND WITH THE FATAL KISS ON SARAH and here comes Crystal!
Zenna's fast to act and just as it seems Crystal's about to cave her skull in, she leaps up with a dropkick, driving the steel chair right back into her face and sending her staggering right into Seleana who locks on FADE 2 BLACK!!!!
Spazz: TEAMWORK FOR DAYS!!!
Koss: FADE 2 BLACK LOCKED IN!!! One would say the hands of your wife are where you want to be, but not here and not tonight folks! The Cat is looking to choke her wife out!
Spazz: Ever heard the expression, don't threaten a bitch with a good time? Who says Crystal ain't actually having a good time there?!
Allison Sullivan, meanwhile, reaches into her tights to pull out a slap jack. She rushes in for Zenna and strikes with a brutal overhand swing that drops her to the canvas! In that instant, the lights IMMEDIATELY go out!
Koss: Allison with a Slap Jack takes Zenna out and-
Spazz: -FUCK! Bitch knocked hers and the fucking building's running lights out! How the fuck hard do you hit somebody to make that happen?!
In the darkness there's sounds of hard struggle, a painful scream or two and when the lights come back on we all members of the Satsujin Triad along with La Diaconisa and two other masked women in the final stages of a brutal assault. The two masked women hoisting Juliet Black up and delivering her violently to the canvas with a brutal Double Team Elevated Powerbomb. Meanwhile Nari Chang and Cappadona hit a double team facebuster on Crystal Zdunich right on a steel chair, laying them both out. The ring is littered with bodies as La Diaconisa stands with her two masked compatriots and Malaya Diyosa, Cappadona, Nari Chang, and June Song over six battered and bloodied bodies in the ring.
Koss: Holy crap! Lights out, lights on and It looks like the Satsujin Triad and La Diaconisa along with two other individuals, new signees to the company!
Spazz: La Silencia and La Torbellina! Masked Latina hotness up in this bitch!
They say nothing as La Diaconisa drapes a golden banner over Juliet Black's face that reads "LA TRINIDAD!" and then the combined groups exit the ring and head straight to the back! The referee, untouched outside the ring, motions for the bell!
Koss: La Trinidad...?
*DING DING DING!*
Spazz: Oh yeah them fans be pissed as fuck yo!
Jenny Beck: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN CALLED A NO CONTEST DUE TO NEITHER TEAM BEING ABLE TO COMPETE!
Koss: Well you can't have a match if everyone is so brutally battered and beaten that they can't continue!
The crowd let's their heat be felt, booing the result and La Trinidad and the Satsujin Triad as they leave ringside as one completely unit, both teams offering up high fives to each other as EMT's rush to ringside, security quickly moves to separate them and usher the two teams straight to the back. The gesture wasn't required as they head to the back without any resistance, some of them even laughing at what they've done.
Koss: EMT's are arriving at ringside to tend to the wounded and potentially injured. This new combined force has just utterly decimated Simply Glamorous, Wildside, and Juliet Black and one has to wonder what the plan is as our next show is going to be Battle Beyond the Stars in Las Vegas Nevade at the MGM Grand Arena!
Spazz: I'll tell you this, Rebel is not going to be happy and you can bet, she's going to find a way to fuck with these chicks. I'd put a bet on that shit and call it sure money!
Koss: Indeed in fact, wait.... this just in a special message from Melinda Rhodes in the back....
We cut backstage to find the Rebel seated in her Captain's chair, leaned back with a rather annoyed look on her face.
Rebel: You know, I try to throw together a good show, but some bitches just gotta' skate up ice hill and fuck up my plans. Tonight was to be the reveal of my new Championship belts, a surprise for the winners of the main event but goddamn did this La Trinidad and The Satsujin Triad fuck that up or what? In fact you could call a large chunk of tonight kind of a clusterfuck, so here's the plan. Triad.... Trinidad.... six of you will be put together in a motherfucking War Games match. I'm going to rearrange much of my pay per view just for you bitches.
She leans forward in her seat, hands clasped together in her lap.
Rebel: Whoever wins.... You'll have a shot at the new prize which will be revealed now at Battle Beyond the Stars and I'll say this, your New World Order won't survive it, win or lose... bank. on. it.
And with that she motions for the feed to cut, the show immediately going to credits.
Rebel: You know, I try to throw together a good show, but some bitches just gotta' skate up ice hill and fuck up my plans. Tonight was to be the reveal of my new Championship belts, a surprise for the winners of the main event but goddamn did this La Trinidad and The Satsujin Triad fuck that up or what? In fact you could call a large chunk of tonight kind of a clusterfuck, so here's the plan. Triad.... Trinidad.... six of you will be put together in a motherfucking War Games match. I'm going to rearrange much of my pay per view just for you bitches.
She leans forward in her seat, hands clasped together in her lap.
Rebel: Whoever wins.... You'll have a shot at the new prize which will be revealed now at Battle Beyond the Stars and I'll say this, your New World Order won't survive it, win or lose... bank. on. it.
And with that she motions for the feed to cut, the show immediately going to credits.