Post by Melinda Rhodes on Mar 22, 2019 23:32:23 GMT -7
We open to a screaming crowd, waving their arms and bobbing their heads as Muse played their song "Uprising" live on the stage, giving the entire event an absolute rock vibe. The crowd chants "MUSE, MUSE, MUSE, MUSE, MUSE!" at the top of their lungs, showing appreciation for Galactic Women's Wrestling's unofficial band and the excellent music they put out there. It's then that we notice that next to Matt Bellamy is JENNY BECK playing guitar right alongside him!!!
GWW's main camera pans over the band, through the crowd and down the aisle to the twin wrestling rings in the middle of the arena, a steel cage hanging over head, suspended by high tension cables. The music plays loud and proud with Matt Ballamy's vocals used and Jenny's guitar shredding loud and to the delight of the screaming fans! The camera finally pans to the announce table where we see both Joe Koss and Mike Spazz headbanging to the music hard! For five minutes the fans are treated for a rock concert experience as pyro starts exploding on the stage around the band in perfect synchronicity with the song. As Uprising comes to a close, Matt Bellamy shouts to the crowd with his Cambridge English accent
MATT BELLAMY: THANK YOU LAS VEGAS!!!! WELCOME TO THE SHOW! MS. BECK, TAKE IT AWAY!!!
She takes the offered microphone and pumps her fist in the air!
JENNY BECK: THANK YOU MATT BELLAMY AND THE MEMBERS OF MUSE! IT IS AN HONOR TO SHARE THIS STAGE WITH YOU GENTLEMEN!!!! Oh Boys and girls, if you thought I'd pass up the opportunity to play with an awesome band like this, YOU THOUGHT WAAAAAAY FUCKING WRONG!!!! LAS VEGAS! MAKE SOME NOISE! THIS. IS. GALACTIC WOMEN'S WRESTLING!
GWW's main camera pans over the band, through the crowd and down the aisle to the twin wrestling rings in the middle of the arena, a steel cage hanging over head, suspended by high tension cables. The music plays loud and proud with Matt Ballamy's vocals used and Jenny's guitar shredding loud and to the delight of the screaming fans! The camera finally pans to the announce table where we see both Joe Koss and Mike Spazz headbanging to the music hard! For five minutes the fans are treated for a rock concert experience as pyro starts exploding on the stage around the band in perfect synchronicity with the song. As Uprising comes to a close, Matt Bellamy shouts to the crowd with his Cambridge English accent
MATT BELLAMY: THANK YOU LAS VEGAS!!!! WELCOME TO THE SHOW! MS. BECK, TAKE IT AWAY!!!
She takes the offered microphone and pumps her fist in the air!
JENNY BECK: THANK YOU MATT BELLAMY AND THE MEMBERS OF MUSE! IT IS AN HONOR TO SHARE THIS STAGE WITH YOU GENTLEMEN!!!! Oh Boys and girls, if you thought I'd pass up the opportunity to play with an awesome band like this, YOU THOUGHT WAAAAAAY FUCKING WRONG!!!! LAS VEGAS! MAKE SOME NOISE! THIS. IS. GALACTIC WOMEN'S WRESTLING!
BATTLE BBBBBEEEEEYYYYYYOOOOOONNNDDDD TTTTHHHHAAAA SSSSSSTTTTTAAAAARRRRSSS!!!
*INSANE CROWD POP!*
CROWD: JENNY! JENNY! JENNY! JENNY!!!
Jenny nods her head and shoots three horns at the fans.
JENNY BECK: JOE KOSS, MIKE SPAZZ, TAKE IT AWAY BOYS!!!!
CROWD: JENNY! JENNY! JENNY! JENNY!!!
Jenny nods her head and shoots three horns at the fans.
JENNY BECK: JOE KOSS, MIKE SPAZZ, TAKE IT AWAY BOYS!!!!
We cut to ringside where the dastardly duo of Joe Koss and Mike Spazz are found at their favorite spot, the ring side announce table. Both men clearly ready to go!
Koss: Oh man, I miss being part of shows with this kind of grandeur to them! Live bands, badass music acts, all that! It's great to be back at the best seat in the house!
Spazz: Fuck yeah boy, and the pay day is looking off the motherfucking chain with these fans out here in attendance! THIS IS A FUCKING CROWD YO!!!! SCREAM YOU MOTHERFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKKEEEERRRRRSSS!!!
Crowd: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! GWW! GWW! GWW! GWW!
Koss: This house is amped UP!
Spazz: Well let's kick this motherfucking pig, fats!
Koss: Right on! First match on the card is a six woman War Games Hardcore match for the new GWW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
Spazz: AT FUCKING LAST!!! WHO LOVE'S HARDCORE?! I LOVE HARDCORE!!!
Koss: This isn't XHamster, Spazz-O!
Spazz: Jesus Christ man, give me some fucking credit! I'm a too high class for Xhamster!
Koss: Oh really?
Spazz: Yeah I watch Pornhub motherfucker, get it right!
Koss: Oh man, I miss being part of shows with this kind of grandeur to them! Live bands, badass music acts, all that! It's great to be back at the best seat in the house!
Spazz: Fuck yeah boy, and the pay day is looking off the motherfucking chain with these fans out here in attendance! THIS IS A FUCKING CROWD YO!!!! SCREAM YOU MOTHERFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKKEEEERRRRRSSS!!!
Crowd: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! GWW! GWW! GWW! GWW!
Koss: This house is amped UP!
Spazz: Well let's kick this motherfucking pig, fats!
Koss: Right on! First match on the card is a six woman War Games Hardcore match for the new GWW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
Spazz: AT FUCKING LAST!!! WHO LOVE'S HARDCORE?! I LOVE HARDCORE!!!
Koss: This isn't XHamster, Spazz-O!
Spazz: Jesus Christ man, give me some fucking credit! I'm a too high class for Xhamster!
Koss: Oh really?
Spazz: Yeah I watch Pornhub motherfucker, get it right!
ENTERPRISE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
8 WOMAN HARDCORE WAR GAMES MATCH!
8 WOMAN HARDCORE WAR GAMES MATCH!
We cut back to the ring and watch as the cage is lowered down around it, Jenny Beck standing now at ringside, microphone in hand as she announces the match. We promptly notice as more of the cage is exposed in the lighting that there are several hardcore weapons hanging off the walls. Barbwire bits, steel chairs, baseball bats, Kendo sticks, street signs, and even a pair of tables! There was even a ladder across one side!
Koss: *In his best Jigsaw voice...* Oh yes, there will be blood....
JENNY: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS AN EIGHT WOMAN, HARD-FUCKING-CORE WAR GAMES MATCH! THE RULES?! THERE ARE NO RULES! ANYTHING GOES INSIDE THIS HELLISH STEEL STRUCTURE! THE MATCH WILL BEGIN WITH TWO CONTESTANTS FIGHTING IT OUT AND EVERY MINUTE THAT PASSES, A NEW COMPETITOR WILL BE ADDED TO THE MATCH UNTIL ALL CONTESTANTS HAVE BEEN ADDED! THE MATCH ENDS WITH A PINFALL OR SUBMISSION! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA!!!
“Jump by Kriss Kross” begins to blast across the speakers. As it does Brittany Williams begins to emerge from behind the curtain being accompanied by her girlfriend Halo. Brittany offers a wide grin as paparazzi following begin to snap photos of the two girls. Brittany grins taking in all the boos as she walks down the aisle wearing her tiara with a cape around her back. Her attire a glittering red and black mix. She slides into the ring moving her hands through her curly (nappy) hair. She takes off her tiara, and her cape. As she waits for the match to begin.
JENNY: YOU CALL HER A BRAT LIKE IT'S A BAAAAAD THING!!!! B-BRAT LIL' DREAM BRRRRRRRIIIITTTTAAAANNNNYYYY WIIIIILLLLIIIAAAMMSS!!
Halo remains outside the ring, wishing Halo well!
Koss: B-Brat has been talking all kinds of trash on Social Media about this match and her competitors tonight!
Spazz: She's a brat, that's what they do, yo! She better live up to those bets she's hedging with that mouth of hers, 'cause there's some dangerous bitches up in this ring tonight!
JENNY: AND HER FIRST OPPONENT FROM ASHEVILLE, NORTH CARRRRRROOOOLINA!!!!
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly. She slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business. Brittany Williams sees her and gets right in her face, talking a trash train that runs a mile a minute! Psycho just shoots her an eerie, unnerving grin....
JENNY: MENTAL WITH A SMILE, IT'S PPPPSSSSSSYYYYYYCCCCHHHHHHHOOOO SSSSSAAAAOOOOIIIIRRRSSSSEEEE MMMMMMMAAAGGGGGGUIRE!!!!!
Spazz: Hey Brittany, you sure you wanna' do that with a bitch who calls herself crazy with a smile?
Koss: I agree, she just maybe should to talk that way with Psycho! Referee Kelly Kirk is in the ring and she's ready for this match to kick off!
*DING DING DING*
Right off the bat, B-Brat finds herself spun to the canvas with a hard right hand from Psycho, and suffering brutal stomps to her back and shoulders while she's down!
Spazz: Woah fuck! I told ya' bitch!
Koss: Psycho is just flat out taking the brutality to Brittany Williams here from the word go! Brittany rolling for through the ropes but finds the cage blocking her escape! Psycho now choking Brittany by the throat with the heel of her boot against that steel cage wall!
Spazz: She's not only crazy, she's a fucking biker bitch from hell brah! B-Brat's a mean little princess at best!
Koss: And a kick to the face by Psycho leaves Brittany dazed on the canvas! between the ropes and the cage! Psycho sizing her up now, backing up, Brittany slowly pushing up now.... RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!
Spazz: Brit better be lucky that's chain link and not steel bars! No give equals cracked skull yo!
Koss: Saoirse has Little Dreams up! Ooooo! Battering shoulder rams into Brittany's mid section over and over again! Psycho is just dismantling her!
Halo: *Outside the ring cheering her woman on* COME ON BRITTANY! YOU CAN DO THIS!!!
Koss: And there's Halo outside trying to encourage her partner inside that unforgiving steel structure!
At that moment, Psycho has Brittany locked up in a front facelock, pulling her over the second rope until just her feet er keeping her lower body hanging...
Spazz: It's about to get NNNNasTaaaaaY!
Koss: NASTY DDT but Psycho isn't going for the pin!
Spazz: Oh lookie lookie lookie!!
Saoirse reaches up to one of the weapons on the wall, yanking off barbwire wrapped steel chair. She flicks her tongue across one of the barbs, grinning with evil intentions before raising the chair up and bringing it down on the slow rising B-Brat's back!
*FFFWWWHHHAACCCCKKKKTTT!!*
B-Brat: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Psycho: SCREAM FOR ME BITCH! YOU LOVE MAKING NOISE WITH YOUR MOUTH?! HUH?! LET'S HEAR SOME GOOD SHIT!!!
*FFFFHHHWWWAAACCKKKTT!!!* AAAAAGGHHH!!! *FFFHHHHWWWAAAACCCKKKKTTT!!* AAAAHHHAAAAHHHOOOOOOWWW!!! *FFFFHHHWWWAAAACCCKKKTTT!*
Koss: Oh Psycho is getting brutal now! Each of those barbwire chair shots ripping a little skin from B-Brat's back!
Halo leaps up onto the cage wall screaming at B-Brat!
Halo: BBBBRRRIIIITTTTAAANNNNYYY!!! GET AWAY FROM HER!!! COME ON!!!! GET UP! GET AWAY!!!!!
Spazz: Timer's running out! Next contestant INCOMING!!!
As B-Brat fights to get to her feet, running from Psycho and escaping into the second ring, the count down begins!
FIVE!!!
Psycho follows after her, ducking through the ropes and entering the second ring rearing the chair back only to be surprised by a sweet Enziguri kick that spins her off her feet!!!
Koss: B-Brat with an Enziguri kick taking Psycho right down!
FOUR!!!!
Spazz: Oh that was a skull rattler and a motherfucking HALF!
Koss: B-Brat now yanking a Hockey stick off the wall and coming at Psycho!!!
Psycho gets to her feet just in time to take the broadside of a Hockey stick upside her head, sending her back into the ropes stunned!
B-Brat: FUCK YOU!!!!
*CRACK!!!*
She then hits Psycho with a blow so hard that the stick breaks! Psycho drops to one knee and slumps over, a trickle of blood flowing from her scalp!
TTTHHHREEE!!!
Spazz: NYAH!!!! HOCKEY STICK OF DOOM YO! Taking pages out of the Canadian Hockey League playbook!!!
Koss: Indeed!
B-Brat slips across Psycho's back, slipping the broken end of the hockey stick around her throat and pulling hard in an effort to choke her out!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Koss: Brittany is letting that vicious streak come out and look at the blood on her back!
Spazz: Barbwire wrapped chairs are no joke! They'll fuck you up!
Psycho starts fighting to her knees, using all of her strength to push both herself and Brittany on her back to a stand!
ONE!!!!
*BBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHTTTT!!!*
"Cake" by Rihanna hits and Gabrielle confidently struts out atop the entranceway with a sway to her hips and her arms outstretched either side of herself. She does a slow twirl on the spot letting the audience enjoy the sight of her before with a bounce to her step she makes her way down to the ring. She struts around to the hard camera side, entering the cage as the door opens and immediately rushing towards B-Brat who tosses Psycho down!
Jenny Beck: THE CARAMEL GODDESSS, GGGGGAAABBBBBRRRIIIEEEELLLEEE!!!
Spazz: Oh she's hot but how long will that hawtness last in Hardcore hell here?!
She immediately blasts B-Brat with a SAVATE KICK, rocking her off her feet and immediately gathers up Psycho Maguire, dropping her with the GADBUSTER!!!! On impact she scrambles over and makes the cover on B-Brat!
Spazz: HOLY FUCK!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! THRRR-KICKOUT!!!
Koss: Gabrielle wasted zero time! Psycho is getting up a bit slow from that Lungblower. Gabrielle shoots B-Brat off into the corner and running step up enziguri! LOOK OUT GABBY!!!
As she pops up from the Enziguri, she's immediately ran down by Psycho running full steam ahead with a running forearm strike that bowls her over! She sees B-Brat hung up in the corner, stunned, and gets a wicked idea. She moves in, hooking one leg in the ropes, then the other, spreading her legs apart and leaving her wide open.
Spazz: I think I know where this is going!
Koss: Psycho backing up and bursting forward with a PUNT KICK BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!! BALLBREAKER ON B-BRAT!!!!
Spazz: She ain't got no balls, Lunchbox! Call it a Gooch Breaker up in this shit!!!
B-Brat howls in pain and slides from the ropes, cupping her crotch. Psycho laughs at her, then turns and throws a brutal swift kick right in the face of a rising Gabrielle!
Koss: Psycho MaGuire is DOMINATING in this ring tonight! And now she's locking Gabrielle up in a hold! ACROSS THE RIVER!!! Gabby is screaming in pain and a reminder, only one person needs to tap or be pinned for this match to be over! If Gabrielle can't get out of that chinlock, this match could be over before it's even good and hot!
Spazz: And ain't no way we're missing out on everybody else!!!
FIVE!!!!
B-Brat shoves herself out of the corner, clearly still in a great deal of pain as she drops across both Psycho and Gabrielle, breaking up the submission attempt!
FOUR!!!!
B-Brat gathers Psycho and whips her to the ropes, where Psycho hits awkwardly and actually falls into the gap between both rings, finding herself trapped!!!
Koss: PSYCHO IS TRAPPED BETWEEN THE RINGS!!
TTTTHHHREEE!!!
Spazz: Why is there even a gap there man? Every one of these War Games matches, there's a motherfucking gap between the rings!!!
Koss: I don't know by Gabrielle and B-Brat are now trading shots and B-Brat steadily winning that confrontation!!!
TTTWWWOOOO!!!!
Koss: B-Brat scoops Gabrielle up, running for ropes and HURLING GABRIELLE INTO THE CAGE WALL!!!!
On impact a few of the weapons stuck to the cage wall fall off, a 2x4, a free parking sign, and tin roof panel! Gathering up the parking sign, B-Brat hoists it up in the air and backs away from Gabby as she fights to get back up!
OOOONNNNEE!!!!
*BBBBLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHTTT!!*
As soon as Gabby is back on her feet, B-Brat rushes in and.... *CCCCHHHHAAAAKKKKTTTT!!* VIOLENTLY slams the street sign into Gabrielle's head!
Sirens blare once again as the next participant slips out!
The arena lights are dimmed down. “Arena” by Digitalism punches the PA system, and the lighting begins to rise to the rhythm of the beat. The beat intensifies, and Zima’Ion marches to the stage with vigor. A bright lavender light floods the arena, pulsating to the beat of the song.
Koss: Here comes Zima!!!
Spazz: Dude that drink sucks!
Koss: ....You know what I meant, dick.
She stamps each step down the ramp, highfiving the fans with her Quarian hands, but still focused on the task at hand. Once she gets to the ring, she walks up the steps and slips through the open cage door!
Jenny Beck: ZIMA'LON VAS QUASANA HAS ENTERED THE MATCH!!!!
Immediately she rushes in, ducking a sign swing by B-Brat and hitting a standing dropkick that sends her staggering back, the sign dropping out of her hand as she falls flat on her rear!
Koss: Dropkick right out of the gate and now she's rushing towards Gabrielle with a forearm strike and an arm drag to the canvas!
Zima gives a Vulcan salute to the fans before looking over at Psycho still trapped between the rings, deciding instead to go after B-Brat with a few quick jabs before whipping her to the ropes!
Koss: B-Brat going for the ride, snaps off the ropes and Zima leap frogs off and runs towards the ropes in the opposite direction. Both snap off, full speed ahead and SUNSET FLIP INTO A BOSTON CRAB!!!!
Spazz: She may be a weird looking purple lady with wide hips, but she knows what she's doing!
Zima: TAP BOSH'TET!!! TTTTTAAAAPPPP!!!
B-Brat: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
Koss: Halo is watching outside the ring, wanting desperately to be in that match right now, but the officials are keeping her from charging the cage door!
Spazz: Think about your match later sweet cheeks! You don't wanna' wreck yourself before you wreck yourself, nah!
Koss: RUNNING KICK FROM GABRIELLE BREAKS THE HOLD!!!!
Zima barely has time to even react with surprise as Gabrielle's boot heel collides with her head! It's at that point that that a kick to her spine drops Gabrielle to her knees! Psycho on the attack from behind!
Koss: And brutal shot by Psycho who just got free of the trap between the rings and leaping double foot stomp on Gabby's back drives her straight to the canvas! Zima's on her feet and GEALTACHTA RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF ZIMA'S HEAD!!!
Spazz: FUCK what a kick to the head! Echoed like a motherfucking GUNSHOT son!
Koss: Psycho moving in and B-BRAT'S CORONATION OUTTA' NOWHERE!!!
After a moment of recovery, B-Brat hits a running Jummping DDT on Psycho, drilling her straight to the canvas in explosive fashion! All four women are down on the canvas and B-Brat, as beaten up as she is, struggles for more than a few seconds to make the pin!
Spazz: Everybody's beat the hell up son!
Koss: B-Brat Finally making the Cover!!!
ONE!!!! TWO!!!! TTTTHHHHRRR-BROKEN UP!!!!
Koss: Zima'lon barely making the save there!!!!
FIVE!!!!!
Spazz: Who's next on the chopping block!!!
Koss: Gabrielle on her feet She's got a chair in her hand and a look in her eye! Swing AND ZIMA CATCHES THE CHAIR! Boot to the gut and...
*FFFFWWWHHHAAAACCCCKKKKKTTTT!!*
Spazz: OOOOoOOoooooH! Knocked the Spaghetti out that bitch!
Koss: Zima rocks Gabby right off her feet with that barbwire wrapped chair!!!
FOUR!!!
B-Brat pops up and hits a dropkick into the chair right into Zima's face, sending her sprawling back and the chair flying after the loud impact! Zima back rolls to her feet, but falls to her knees! B-Brat backs up and bursts forward, looking to hit another jumping DDT, only for Zima to rise and shove her off, booting her in the gut and straddling her with a standing headscissor! B-Brat manages to keep Zima from lifting her by standing up and dropping her flat on her back and rushing for the ropes!
THREE!!!
Koss: Zima back on her feet and leapfrog over B-Brat! PSYCHO WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE!!! DOWN GOES B-BRAT!
Spazz: AND HERE COMES THAT NASTY CLEAR BEER ZIMA!!!
Koss: Psycho turns and BIOTIC VORTEX ON PSYCHO!!!
TWO!!!
Spazz: Zima's a goddamn freak!
Koss: Zima up! GABRIELLE!
*FFFWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAACCCCCKKKKKTTTT!!!*
Gabrielle gets revenge, rocking Zima off her feet from behind with a savage barbwire chair shot to the back of the head! It's then that we notice small lines of blood running down Gabrielle's face from the previous shot to the head. Zima lays on the canvas, kicking her leg and clutching at the back of her head!
ONE!!!!
*BBBBLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!*
Jenny Beck: OUR NEXT CONTESTANT!!! JUNE SSSSSSOOOOOONNNNGGGGGG!!!!
As the cage door shuts behind her she motions for Gabrielle to come at her! Gabby tosses the chair at her and moves in, using the distraction to her advantage.... or so she thought. June bats the chair aside, the fakes a high kick only to go for a low hooking kick that sweeps both of Gabrielle's legs out from under her, with one leg while spinning around to catch her in the diaphragm with a back kick follow up that sends her rolling!
Koss: Standing leg sweep right into a back kick to the center torso! Down goes Gabrielle!
Spazz: That was pretty sweet!
Koss: Psycho's starting to fight her way up despite that devastating finisher from Zima just moments ago, B-Brat using Psycho like a springboard and goes airborne flying straight for June! June Ducks out of the way!!!
June runs underneath B-Brat, letting her hit nothing but canvas and instead rushes in with a knee trembler to Psycho's face that stands her straight up, then hits...
Koss: SEOUL EDGE ON PSYCHO!!!! June going right for the pin!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTHHRRR-BROKEN UP!!!
*CLACKT!* Said a ladder ripped off the wall and thrown straight across June Song's back!!!
Koss: Gabrielle with the save using the ladder off the cage wall! AND ZIMA WITH A RUNNING FACE BUSTER DRIVES GABRIELLE INTO THE LADDER, PSYCHO, AND JUNE!!!
She leapt with such force that she'd cleared the wreckage, her single hand driving Gabrielle face first into the ladder with a forceful impact! She hopped to her feet and shouted...
Zima: FOR RRRAAANNNNOOOOCCCHHH!!!
...Seeing B-Brat getting to her feet, she rushes for the nearest corner!
Koss: Zima now going for the vaulting to the top corner... Diving FOR RANNOCH Dropkick on B-Brat!
FIVE!!!
Spazz: Freaky chick got alotta' hangtime outta' that!
FOUR!!
Koss: And June Song is all over her with strikes and kicks as Zima is getting back up, driving her back into the nearest corner...
THREE!!!
After taking multiple hits, Zima answers with a back elbow and tosses June into the corner...
TWO!!!
...Psycho comes in from behind with a flying body splash, sandwiching June and Zima together, then lifting and dropping Zima to the canvas with a backdrop!
ONE!!!
*BLLLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHTTTT!!!*
Koss: *In his best Jigsaw voice...* Oh yes, there will be blood....
JENNY: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS AN EIGHT WOMAN, HARD-FUCKING-CORE WAR GAMES MATCH! THE RULES?! THERE ARE NO RULES! ANYTHING GOES INSIDE THIS HELLISH STEEL STRUCTURE! THE MATCH WILL BEGIN WITH TWO CONTESTANTS FIGHTING IT OUT AND EVERY MINUTE THAT PASSES, A NEW COMPETITOR WILL BE ADDED TO THE MATCH UNTIL ALL CONTESTANTS HAVE BEEN ADDED! THE MATCH ENDS WITH A PINFALL OR SUBMISSION! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA!!!
“Jump by Kriss Kross” begins to blast across the speakers. As it does Brittany Williams begins to emerge from behind the curtain being accompanied by her girlfriend Halo. Brittany offers a wide grin as paparazzi following begin to snap photos of the two girls. Brittany grins taking in all the boos as she walks down the aisle wearing her tiara with a cape around her back. Her attire a glittering red and black mix. She slides into the ring moving her hands through her curly (nappy) hair. She takes off her tiara, and her cape. As she waits for the match to begin.
JENNY: YOU CALL HER A BRAT LIKE IT'S A BAAAAAD THING!!!! B-BRAT LIL' DREAM BRRRRRRRIIIITTTTAAAANNNNYYYY WIIIIILLLLIIIAAAMMSS!!
Halo remains outside the ring, wishing Halo well!
Koss: B-Brat has been talking all kinds of trash on Social Media about this match and her competitors tonight!
Spazz: She's a brat, that's what they do, yo! She better live up to those bets she's hedging with that mouth of hers, 'cause there's some dangerous bitches up in this ring tonight!
JENNY: AND HER FIRST OPPONENT FROM ASHEVILLE, NORTH CARRRRRROOOOLINA!!!!
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly. She slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business. Brittany Williams sees her and gets right in her face, talking a trash train that runs a mile a minute! Psycho just shoots her an eerie, unnerving grin....
JENNY: MENTAL WITH A SMILE, IT'S PPPPSSSSSSYYYYYYCCCCHHHHHHHOOOO SSSSSAAAAOOOOIIIIRRRSSSSEEEE MMMMMMMAAAGGGGGGUIRE!!!!!
Spazz: Hey Brittany, you sure you wanna' do that with a bitch who calls herself crazy with a smile?
Koss: I agree, she just maybe should to talk that way with Psycho! Referee Kelly Kirk is in the ring and she's ready for this match to kick off!
*DING DING DING*
Right off the bat, B-Brat finds herself spun to the canvas with a hard right hand from Psycho, and suffering brutal stomps to her back and shoulders while she's down!
Spazz: Woah fuck! I told ya' bitch!
Koss: Psycho is just flat out taking the brutality to Brittany Williams here from the word go! Brittany rolling for through the ropes but finds the cage blocking her escape! Psycho now choking Brittany by the throat with the heel of her boot against that steel cage wall!
Spazz: She's not only crazy, she's a fucking biker bitch from hell brah! B-Brat's a mean little princess at best!
Koss: And a kick to the face by Psycho leaves Brittany dazed on the canvas! between the ropes and the cage! Psycho sizing her up now, backing up, Brittany slowly pushing up now.... RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!
Spazz: Brit better be lucky that's chain link and not steel bars! No give equals cracked skull yo!
Koss: Saoirse has Little Dreams up! Ooooo! Battering shoulder rams into Brittany's mid section over and over again! Psycho is just dismantling her!
Halo: *Outside the ring cheering her woman on* COME ON BRITTANY! YOU CAN DO THIS!!!
Koss: And there's Halo outside trying to encourage her partner inside that unforgiving steel structure!
At that moment, Psycho has Brittany locked up in a front facelock, pulling her over the second rope until just her feet er keeping her lower body hanging...
Spazz: It's about to get NNNNasTaaaaaY!
Koss: NASTY DDT but Psycho isn't going for the pin!
Spazz: Oh lookie lookie lookie!!
Saoirse reaches up to one of the weapons on the wall, yanking off barbwire wrapped steel chair. She flicks her tongue across one of the barbs, grinning with evil intentions before raising the chair up and bringing it down on the slow rising B-Brat's back!
*FFFWWWHHHAACCCCKKKKTTT!!*
B-Brat: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Psycho: SCREAM FOR ME BITCH! YOU LOVE MAKING NOISE WITH YOUR MOUTH?! HUH?! LET'S HEAR SOME GOOD SHIT!!!
*FFFFHHHWWWAAACCKKKTT!!!* AAAAAGGHHH!!! *FFFHHHHWWWAAAACCCKKKKTTT!!* AAAAHHHAAAAHHHOOOOOOWWW!!! *FFFFHHHWWWAAAACCCKKKTTT!*
Koss: Oh Psycho is getting brutal now! Each of those barbwire chair shots ripping a little skin from B-Brat's back!
Halo leaps up onto the cage wall screaming at B-Brat!
Halo: BBBBRRRIIIITTTTAAANNNNYYY!!! GET AWAY FROM HER!!! COME ON!!!! GET UP! GET AWAY!!!!!
Spazz: Timer's running out! Next contestant INCOMING!!!
As B-Brat fights to get to her feet, running from Psycho and escaping into the second ring, the count down begins!
FIVE!!!
Psycho follows after her, ducking through the ropes and entering the second ring rearing the chair back only to be surprised by a sweet Enziguri kick that spins her off her feet!!!
Koss: B-Brat with an Enziguri kick taking Psycho right down!
FOUR!!!!
Spazz: Oh that was a skull rattler and a motherfucking HALF!
Koss: B-Brat now yanking a Hockey stick off the wall and coming at Psycho!!!
Psycho gets to her feet just in time to take the broadside of a Hockey stick upside her head, sending her back into the ropes stunned!
B-Brat: FUCK YOU!!!!
*CRACK!!!*
She then hits Psycho with a blow so hard that the stick breaks! Psycho drops to one knee and slumps over, a trickle of blood flowing from her scalp!
TTTHHHREEE!!!
Spazz: NYAH!!!! HOCKEY STICK OF DOOM YO! Taking pages out of the Canadian Hockey League playbook!!!
Koss: Indeed!
B-Brat slips across Psycho's back, slipping the broken end of the hockey stick around her throat and pulling hard in an effort to choke her out!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Koss: Brittany is letting that vicious streak come out and look at the blood on her back!
Spazz: Barbwire wrapped chairs are no joke! They'll fuck you up!
Psycho starts fighting to her knees, using all of her strength to push both herself and Brittany on her back to a stand!
ONE!!!!
*BBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHTTTT!!!*
"Cake" by Rihanna hits and Gabrielle confidently struts out atop the entranceway with a sway to her hips and her arms outstretched either side of herself. She does a slow twirl on the spot letting the audience enjoy the sight of her before with a bounce to her step she makes her way down to the ring. She struts around to the hard camera side, entering the cage as the door opens and immediately rushing towards B-Brat who tosses Psycho down!
Jenny Beck: THE CARAMEL GODDESSS, GGGGGAAABBBBBRRRIIIEEEELLLEEE!!!
Spazz: Oh she's hot but how long will that hawtness last in Hardcore hell here?!
She immediately blasts B-Brat with a SAVATE KICK, rocking her off her feet and immediately gathers up Psycho Maguire, dropping her with the GADBUSTER!!!! On impact she scrambles over and makes the cover on B-Brat!
Spazz: HOLY FUCK!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! THRRR-KICKOUT!!!
Koss: Gabrielle wasted zero time! Psycho is getting up a bit slow from that Lungblower. Gabrielle shoots B-Brat off into the corner and running step up enziguri! LOOK OUT GABBY!!!
As she pops up from the Enziguri, she's immediately ran down by Psycho running full steam ahead with a running forearm strike that bowls her over! She sees B-Brat hung up in the corner, stunned, and gets a wicked idea. She moves in, hooking one leg in the ropes, then the other, spreading her legs apart and leaving her wide open.
Spazz: I think I know where this is going!
Koss: Psycho backing up and bursting forward with a PUNT KICK BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!! BALLBREAKER ON B-BRAT!!!!
Spazz: She ain't got no balls, Lunchbox! Call it a Gooch Breaker up in this shit!!!
B-Brat howls in pain and slides from the ropes, cupping her crotch. Psycho laughs at her, then turns and throws a brutal swift kick right in the face of a rising Gabrielle!
Koss: Psycho MaGuire is DOMINATING in this ring tonight! And now she's locking Gabrielle up in a hold! ACROSS THE RIVER!!! Gabby is screaming in pain and a reminder, only one person needs to tap or be pinned for this match to be over! If Gabrielle can't get out of that chinlock, this match could be over before it's even good and hot!
Spazz: And ain't no way we're missing out on everybody else!!!
FIVE!!!!
B-Brat shoves herself out of the corner, clearly still in a great deal of pain as she drops across both Psycho and Gabrielle, breaking up the submission attempt!
FOUR!!!!
B-Brat gathers Psycho and whips her to the ropes, where Psycho hits awkwardly and actually falls into the gap between both rings, finding herself trapped!!!
Koss: PSYCHO IS TRAPPED BETWEEN THE RINGS!!
TTTTHHHREEE!!!
Spazz: Why is there even a gap there man? Every one of these War Games matches, there's a motherfucking gap between the rings!!!
Koss: I don't know by Gabrielle and B-Brat are now trading shots and B-Brat steadily winning that confrontation!!!
TTTWWWOOOO!!!!
Koss: B-Brat scoops Gabrielle up, running for ropes and HURLING GABRIELLE INTO THE CAGE WALL!!!!
On impact a few of the weapons stuck to the cage wall fall off, a 2x4, a free parking sign, and tin roof panel! Gathering up the parking sign, B-Brat hoists it up in the air and backs away from Gabby as she fights to get back up!
OOOONNNNEE!!!!
*BBBBLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHTTT!!*
As soon as Gabby is back on her feet, B-Brat rushes in and.... *CCCCHHHHAAAAKKKKTTTT!!* VIOLENTLY slams the street sign into Gabrielle's head!
Sirens blare once again as the next participant slips out!
The arena lights are dimmed down. “Arena” by Digitalism punches the PA system, and the lighting begins to rise to the rhythm of the beat. The beat intensifies, and Zima’Ion marches to the stage with vigor. A bright lavender light floods the arena, pulsating to the beat of the song.
Koss: Here comes Zima!!!
Spazz: Dude that drink sucks!
Koss: ....You know what I meant, dick.
She stamps each step down the ramp, highfiving the fans with her Quarian hands, but still focused on the task at hand. Once she gets to the ring, she walks up the steps and slips through the open cage door!
Jenny Beck: ZIMA'LON VAS QUASANA HAS ENTERED THE MATCH!!!!
Immediately she rushes in, ducking a sign swing by B-Brat and hitting a standing dropkick that sends her staggering back, the sign dropping out of her hand as she falls flat on her rear!
Koss: Dropkick right out of the gate and now she's rushing towards Gabrielle with a forearm strike and an arm drag to the canvas!
Zima gives a Vulcan salute to the fans before looking over at Psycho still trapped between the rings, deciding instead to go after B-Brat with a few quick jabs before whipping her to the ropes!
Koss: B-Brat going for the ride, snaps off the ropes and Zima leap frogs off and runs towards the ropes in the opposite direction. Both snap off, full speed ahead and SUNSET FLIP INTO A BOSTON CRAB!!!!
Spazz: She may be a weird looking purple lady with wide hips, but she knows what she's doing!
Zima: TAP BOSH'TET!!! TTTTTAAAAPPPP!!!
B-Brat: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
Koss: Halo is watching outside the ring, wanting desperately to be in that match right now, but the officials are keeping her from charging the cage door!
Spazz: Think about your match later sweet cheeks! You don't wanna' wreck yourself before you wreck yourself, nah!
Koss: RUNNING KICK FROM GABRIELLE BREAKS THE HOLD!!!!
Zima barely has time to even react with surprise as Gabrielle's boot heel collides with her head! It's at that point that that a kick to her spine drops Gabrielle to her knees! Psycho on the attack from behind!
Koss: And brutal shot by Psycho who just got free of the trap between the rings and leaping double foot stomp on Gabby's back drives her straight to the canvas! Zima's on her feet and GEALTACHTA RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF ZIMA'S HEAD!!!
Spazz: FUCK what a kick to the head! Echoed like a motherfucking GUNSHOT son!
Koss: Psycho moving in and B-BRAT'S CORONATION OUTTA' NOWHERE!!!
After a moment of recovery, B-Brat hits a running Jummping DDT on Psycho, drilling her straight to the canvas in explosive fashion! All four women are down on the canvas and B-Brat, as beaten up as she is, struggles for more than a few seconds to make the pin!
Spazz: Everybody's beat the hell up son!
Koss: B-Brat Finally making the Cover!!!
ONE!!!! TWO!!!! TTTTHHHHRRR-BROKEN UP!!!!
Koss: Zima'lon barely making the save there!!!!
FIVE!!!!!
Spazz: Who's next on the chopping block!!!
Koss: Gabrielle on her feet She's got a chair in her hand and a look in her eye! Swing AND ZIMA CATCHES THE CHAIR! Boot to the gut and...
*FFFFWWWHHHAAAACCCCKKKKKTTTT!!*
Spazz: OOOOoOOoooooH! Knocked the Spaghetti out that bitch!
Koss: Zima rocks Gabby right off her feet with that barbwire wrapped chair!!!
FOUR!!!
B-Brat pops up and hits a dropkick into the chair right into Zima's face, sending her sprawling back and the chair flying after the loud impact! Zima back rolls to her feet, but falls to her knees! B-Brat backs up and bursts forward, looking to hit another jumping DDT, only for Zima to rise and shove her off, booting her in the gut and straddling her with a standing headscissor! B-Brat manages to keep Zima from lifting her by standing up and dropping her flat on her back and rushing for the ropes!
THREE!!!
Koss: Zima back on her feet and leapfrog over B-Brat! PSYCHO WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE!!! DOWN GOES B-BRAT!
Spazz: AND HERE COMES THAT NASTY CLEAR BEER ZIMA!!!
Koss: Psycho turns and BIOTIC VORTEX ON PSYCHO!!!
TWO!!!
Spazz: Zima's a goddamn freak!
Koss: Zima up! GABRIELLE!
*FFFWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAACCCCCKKKKKTTTT!!!*
Gabrielle gets revenge, rocking Zima off her feet from behind with a savage barbwire chair shot to the back of the head! It's then that we notice small lines of blood running down Gabrielle's face from the previous shot to the head. Zima lays on the canvas, kicking her leg and clutching at the back of her head!
ONE!!!!
*BBBBLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!*
June walks out to “Paradise Lost”, walking down the entrance ramp in a similar fashion to a model walking down the catwalk. The lights are dimmed and the stage lights up underneath her feet as she walks, like ripples on a pond. She walks up the steps and enters the cell....
Jenny Beck: OUR NEXT CONTESTANT!!! JUNE SSSSSSOOOOOONNNNGGGGGG!!!!
As the cage door shuts behind her she motions for Gabrielle to come at her! Gabby tosses the chair at her and moves in, using the distraction to her advantage.... or so she thought. June bats the chair aside, the fakes a high kick only to go for a low hooking kick that sweeps both of Gabrielle's legs out from under her, with one leg while spinning around to catch her in the diaphragm with a back kick follow up that sends her rolling!
Koss: Standing leg sweep right into a back kick to the center torso! Down goes Gabrielle!
Spazz: That was pretty sweet!
Koss: Psycho's starting to fight her way up despite that devastating finisher from Zima just moments ago, B-Brat using Psycho like a springboard and goes airborne flying straight for June! June Ducks out of the way!!!
June runs underneath B-Brat, letting her hit nothing but canvas and instead rushes in with a knee trembler to Psycho's face that stands her straight up, then hits...
Koss: SEOUL EDGE ON PSYCHO!!!! June going right for the pin!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTHHRRR-BROKEN UP!!!
*CLACKT!* Said a ladder ripped off the wall and thrown straight across June Song's back!!!
Koss: Gabrielle with the save using the ladder off the cage wall! AND ZIMA WITH A RUNNING FACE BUSTER DRIVES GABRIELLE INTO THE LADDER, PSYCHO, AND JUNE!!!
She leapt with such force that she'd cleared the wreckage, her single hand driving Gabrielle face first into the ladder with a forceful impact! She hopped to her feet and shouted...
Zima: FOR RRRAAANNNNOOOOCCCHHH!!!
...Seeing B-Brat getting to her feet, she rushes for the nearest corner!
Koss: Zima now going for the vaulting to the top corner... Diving FOR RANNOCH Dropkick on B-Brat!
FIVE!!!
Spazz: Freaky chick got alotta' hangtime outta' that!
FOUR!!
Koss: And June Song is all over her with strikes and kicks as Zima is getting back up, driving her back into the nearest corner...
THREE!!!
After taking multiple hits, Zima answers with a back elbow and tosses June into the corner...
TWO!!!
...Psycho comes in from behind with a flying body splash, sandwiching June and Zima together, then lifting and dropping Zima to the canvas with a backdrop!
ONE!!!
*BLLLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHTTTT!!!*
The opening riff to Crucified Barbara’s “In The Red” starts and Maja Lindström makes her way through the curtain, almost bouncing in her giddiness. She hurries to the ring, climbs the steps, and enters the cage, immediately going after Psycho and the two immediately trade blows!
Jenny Beck: AND HERE COMES MMMMMMAAAAJJJJAAAAA LLLLLLIIIIINNNNDDDDSSSSTTTTRRRRROOOOMMMMM!!!
Koss: And Maja goes right after Psycho! The two trade blows back and forth!
Spazz: KICK HER ASS SWEDEREOLE!!!! Maja is the bestest bitch!
Koss: Down goes Psycho with a hard right hand and B-Brat now attacking Maja full on, HARD CHOP BY MAJA! B-Brat is staggered and ANGEL'S DEMISE! DOWN GOES B-BRAT!!!! Maja bounces right back up and goes after The Caramel Coated Goddess with hard right hands mixed with chops and kicks! DOWN GOES GABRIELLE and OOOOOH!!!
Maja turns and is immediately hit with-
Koss: -RUNNING YAKUZA KICK FROM JUNE SONG! Maja is downed but getting already fighting back to her feet! June now driving savage knee shots into Maja's head and shoulder and FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION CUTTER ON MAJA LINDSTROM!!!! June can't even make the pin as Zima catches her from behind with a series of forearm shots and BEHEAD THE BOSH'TET!!!
Spazz: The fuck you call that?
Koss: June Song is out cold and now Gabrielle catches Zima with a stiff running kick and then HURLS her into the other ring! Gabrielle making the pin on Maja!
Spazz: NO NOT MY SWEDEREOLE!!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTTTHHHHRRRE-KICKOUT!!!
Koss: Maja Lindstrom kicks out but just barely. Psycho is on her feet and setting that ladder up!
Spazz: What's she doing?
Koss: She's leaning it over the ropes?
At this point everyone was in a brawl in the ring as Psycho leans the ladder across the ropes from the second ring. She then backs up, gets a running start up the ladder and...
Koss: Psycho runs up the ladder with a flying leap and BODY SPLASH ON B-BRAT AND ZIMA!!!!
Psycho leaps up from the two knocked down women with a roar, then turns and launches an all out assault on Gabrielle before turning, gripping her by the arm and power whipping her through the ropes into the second ring! Gabby tucks and rolls just as Psycho runs, leaps over the ropes, and collides with her via a flying shoulder block!
Spazz: Bitch be cleaning house!!!
Koss: Psycho is on fire as she tears into Gabrielle on ring two away from everyone else and this match has just dissolved into total anarchy here!!!
Psycho and Gabrielle were locked in a heated battle in ring two, while in ring one, B-Brat and Zima were having a catch as catch can ground exchange as they go hold to hold in a chain wrestling exercise, June Song found herself overpowered and shoved into the corner by Maja Lindstrom, being peppered with body shots and it was at that moment that the countdown began again!
FIVE!!!
FOUR!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
ONE!!!
*BBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHTTTT!!!*
She throws her arms up, beckoning the fire high once again only to throw her hands down in perfect timing to the music, quenching the flames while the light turns to a more dim hue violet. Jazmine strolls down the aisle with confident, commanding strides.
She climbs the ring steps, slips through the ropes and into the ring and the cage door shuts behind her!
Jenny Beck: THE TIGRRRRRESAAAAAA! JAZZZZZMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNEEEE KKKKKAAAAARRRRRDDDDDOOOOOSSS!!!
Koss: This is her debut match in GWW Folks!
Spazz: She's pretty hot!
Jaz throws her fist into the air, then rushes in behind Maja Lindstrom catching her in a rear waistlock and shoving her into June before back bridging with a fast Snap German Suplex, clipping June's jaw at the same time with one of Maja's feet! Jaz is on her feet before June can even fully register the kick and hits a sick forearm shot, followed by a Belly to Back Suplex out of the corner!!!
Koss: She's fast on her feet and a strong Suplex machine!
Spazz: Suplex City bitches! Nyyyyyaaaaahhh!!!
Koss: B-Brat now has Zima in a rear waistlock and lifting her off the canvas.... Kardos from behind with a lock on B-Brat.... GERMAN SUPLEX ON B-BRAT AND TAKING ZIMA WITH HER!!!
The impressive spot got a huge pop from the crowd as Jazmine manages to suplex two women at the same time!! She then gets a running start towards ring two where Psycho manages to drop Gabrielle with a spinning Clothesline. Psycho turns just in time for a Suicide dive over both ropes that takes the small and heavily tattooed biker off her feet!!
Koss: DID YOU SEE THE HEIGHT ON THAT JUMP?!
Spazz: Yeah she like hung in the air for what felt like forever, then fucking zeroed in on Psycho like an Air to Biker-Bitch missile! Jaz is fucking scary yo!
Koss: Wasting no time, Jazmine has the dazed Gabrielle up and URANAGE SLAM AND A PIN!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTTHHHHRRRE-BROKEN UP!
Koss: Psycho breaks the pinfall, battering Jazmine's back with clubbing blows! ZIMA SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES WITH A BODY SPLASH ON JAZ AND PSYCHO!!!!
With Halo outside the cage cheering on, the fans go nuts as all the competitors pour into ring two, attacking Jazmine Kardos after her impressive entrance into the match! Some would go down from the powerful STRAIGHT LEFT HOOK of Jazmine, namely Zima, June, and B-Brat, but Zima and Gabrielle would catch her by the arms and launch her straight at Psycho who delivers...
Koss: They're ganging up on Jazmine and GAELTACTA' KICK DOWNS JAZMINE!!!!
Spazz: Zima and Gabby added some hard nastay stank on that kick with that double whip!
Koss: Indeed and now there's only one competitor left and the countdown begins one more time!
FIVE!!!
Gabrielle then sucker punches Zima and drives her up to the cage wall, dragging her face back and forth across the chain links. Meanwhile Maja hits a clothesline on Psycho that sends her flipping over the ropes, Psycho's legs catching on ring one's ropes and hanging her in place!
FOOOURR!
As Psycho recovers and flips into ring one, Maja gets a running start, springboards off the top rope into the first ring and hits-
Koss: EYE OF THE STORM!!! Both women down on that impact!
THREE!!!
Spazz: And B-Brat just BOOM HEADSHOT JUNE SONG!!!!
Koss: And now she's going up to the high rent district....
TWO!!!
B-Brat squats down and cries out as she leaps and hits the Frog Splash pin on June!
Koss: HOLLYWOOD HILLS SPLASH!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! THR-BROKEN UP!!!
Koss: JAZ WITH A DOUBLE AXEHANDLE BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!!
*BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!*
MYSTERY PRIZE LADDER MATCH
ROSE DEADLY VS BIANCA DAVIS
(SUMMARY)
GRUDGE MATCH
KATE STEEL VS LYRA DONOVAN
(SUMMARY)
ENTERPRISE CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
LUMBERJILL MATCH
RIVER CHANCE VS HALO
Upon the ring of the bell, Halo and River lock up in a tight collar elbow with River easily overpowering Halo, but it quickly turns into a ruse as Halo bends back, breaks the tie up and trips River up with a double leg trip sending her crashing to the mat! Halo quickly capitalizes on this by hopping back and cartwheeling into an elbow drop right on River's shoulder blade!
Halo hops up and runs for the ropes, River getting up seconds later only to drop back down as Halo leaps over her! She pushes back up and Halo leaps onto her shoulders for a Hurricanrana but no! River reverses it into a snap Powerbomb, drilling her opponent to the canvas and then bursting forth towards the ropes, hop up and hit THE LEG DROP! River pins for a one and a half count!
As she gathers Halo up, she's hit with a shoulder butt and then 2 MINUTES 2 MIDNIGHT!!! River's staggered, clutching at her shoulder as Halo backs into the ropes and bursts for with BLACK 13 BUT RIVER SIDESTEPS AND PANCAKES HALO TO THE CANVAS! She goes for the pin again and this time nets a two count!
River gathers Halo up in a tight arm lock and pulls her into an even tighter Abdominal stretch! Halo cries out in pain, reaching out for the ropes, something anything to grab and break this torturous hold! After a few seconds of struggling, she manages to reposition herself and with a mighty heave, manages to actually hiptoss River to the canvas! River rises only to eat a follow up dropkick that sends her into the ropes!
Halo backs up and River ducks down, power lifting River up and over the ropes! Halo grips the rope, landing on the apron rather than the floor. Golden Lionesses wait eagerly to get a piece of anyone who falls to them!! River turns to be surprised by Halo still on the apron, getting checked with a quick forearm blast and then pulled into a front facelock. Halo then lifts her up into a Suplex over the rope, turns, and falls onto the apron, depositing River onto the floor!
As Halo rolls back into the ring, Immediately the Lion's set themselves upon River with a savage assault of kicks, stomps, and strikes. Almost all six of them batter the challenger furiously, then toss her back into the ring where Halo is waiting and as soon as River is up on her feet BLACK 13 KICK connects with River's jaw, followed promptly by a pinfall but surprisingly, it's only a two and three quarter count as River tosses her off and sits up. She rubs at her throbbing jaw and pushes to her feet! Halo bull rushes River from behind, battering her back with hard forearm strikes and driving her into the ropes. This time River gets the advantage with a surprise Headbutt and then lifts her up in a MILITARY PRESS, promptly depositing her outside the ring into the arms of the waiting the masked Lionesses!
Yet surprisingly the Lionesses do not attack but instead one gives Halo a pep talk which has River looking on with shocked bewilderment. She goes for the ropes and a few of the masked women motion for her to come at them, looking eager and hungry!
A sudden flash of anger crosses River's face as she backs up and then RUSHES the ropes, leaping through them and bowling three Lionesses over! One comes at her only to be dropped by a savage power Clothesline. Another attacks her from behind and she back elbows them hard enough to crack their mask, then turns and hits THE POMMEL STRIKE on that Lioness. The other three get up and she gathers the one she downed and HURLS her into the other three, driving them back down. The one talking with Halo rushes in with a very familiar Spinning Roundhouse Kick that River just barely manages to duck, instead scooping her up and hitting a second POMMEL STRIKE on that Lioness. As she comes down, the mask flies off to reveal BRITTANY WILLIAMS!!!
Halo promptly rushes in with an all out assault on River, battering her back towards the Apron, the Lionesses join in as River is quickly overwhelmed and beaten down by six women not counting a stunned B-Brat lying across from them! After River finally drops down, being kicked and stomped into oblivion by several attackers, Halo gathers her up and slings her semi conscious body back into the ring, River rolling a bit away from the rope and staring up at the lights, completely stunned!
Halo hops up onto the Apron, then climbs the nearest turnbuckle pad and perches on the top rope, then takes flight with ELIJAH RISING!!!! Halo hits with a thunderous impact, but bounces off of River's raised knees, thrashing and convulsing violently with her hands clutching at her guts in pure agony! River rises, panting hard as the Lionesses invade the ring courtesy of orders from B-Brat!
River reacts swiftly as one by one, they fall to her thunderous strikes, get caught in her powerful arms and slammed to the canvas and even get thrown out of the ring one by one! Halo sneaks in from behind, locking a Full Nelson hold in as the unmasked B-Brat slides under the ropes, only to eat two feet from River to the chest, sending her staggering right back out to the floor. River kicks her legs and then powers out of the hold, hits a back elbow on Halo, then spins around, scoops her up and POMMEL STRIKE Slams Halo straight to the canvas and hooking the leg!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTTHHHHRRREEEE!!!!
WINNER: NEW CHAMPION - RIVER CHANCE AT 18 Minutes and 32 seconds!
Koss: Despite the deck being stacked high against her by Halo's manager and tag partner, Brittany Williams, River fought back hard and managed what I was starting to think was impossible!
Spazz: Yeah I mean Halo defended the fuck out of that belt, maybe not as much as the previous holder, but she'd racked up a pretty solid defense record before this match.
Koss: You can't take away from Halo that she did well with the championship, even though her latest defense was tainted heavily by B-Brat apparently paying off all the Lumberjills to assault her client's opponent!
Spazz: Hey there's nothing wrong with making your money work for you, Lunchbox, but maybe next time they should get better help!
Koss: Well as it stands, we have a very proud and new Conquest Champion out here tonight! And now for an Intermission with our inhouse band for this Pay Per View Event....
Jenny Beck: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUT ON THE STAGE WELCOME BACK, MMMMMMMUUUUUUSSSSSEEEE!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Jenny Beck: AND HERE COMES MMMMMMAAAAJJJJAAAAA LLLLLLIIIIINNNNDDDDSSSSTTTTRRRRROOOOMMMMM!!!
Koss: And Maja goes right after Psycho! The two trade blows back and forth!
Spazz: KICK HER ASS SWEDEREOLE!!!! Maja is the bestest bitch!
Koss: Down goes Psycho with a hard right hand and B-Brat now attacking Maja full on, HARD CHOP BY MAJA! B-Brat is staggered and ANGEL'S DEMISE! DOWN GOES B-BRAT!!!! Maja bounces right back up and goes after The Caramel Coated Goddess with hard right hands mixed with chops and kicks! DOWN GOES GABRIELLE and OOOOOH!!!
Maja turns and is immediately hit with-
Koss: -RUNNING YAKUZA KICK FROM JUNE SONG! Maja is downed but getting already fighting back to her feet! June now driving savage knee shots into Maja's head and shoulder and FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION CUTTER ON MAJA LINDSTROM!!!! June can't even make the pin as Zima catches her from behind with a series of forearm shots and BEHEAD THE BOSH'TET!!!
Spazz: The fuck you call that?
Koss: June Song is out cold and now Gabrielle catches Zima with a stiff running kick and then HURLS her into the other ring! Gabrielle making the pin on Maja!
Spazz: NO NOT MY SWEDEREOLE!!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTTTHHHHRRRE-KICKOUT!!!
Koss: Maja Lindstrom kicks out but just barely. Psycho is on her feet and setting that ladder up!
Spazz: What's she doing?
Koss: She's leaning it over the ropes?
At this point everyone was in a brawl in the ring as Psycho leans the ladder across the ropes from the second ring. She then backs up, gets a running start up the ladder and...
Koss: Psycho runs up the ladder with a flying leap and BODY SPLASH ON B-BRAT AND ZIMA!!!!
Psycho leaps up from the two knocked down women with a roar, then turns and launches an all out assault on Gabrielle before turning, gripping her by the arm and power whipping her through the ropes into the second ring! Gabby tucks and rolls just as Psycho runs, leaps over the ropes, and collides with her via a flying shoulder block!
Spazz: Bitch be cleaning house!!!
Koss: Psycho is on fire as she tears into Gabrielle on ring two away from everyone else and this match has just dissolved into total anarchy here!!!
Psycho and Gabrielle were locked in a heated battle in ring two, while in ring one, B-Brat and Zima were having a catch as catch can ground exchange as they go hold to hold in a chain wrestling exercise, June Song found herself overpowered and shoved into the corner by Maja Lindstrom, being peppered with body shots and it was at that moment that the countdown began again!
FIVE!!!
FOUR!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
ONE!!!
*BBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHTTTT!!!*
The lights turn blood red as The opening melodic piano key tones of "Hellfire" by Jonathan Young are quickly followed by the operatic metal singer's voice and as the drum beats hit, the entire stage explodes with four geysers of flame that threaten to burn the stage down, only to quickly die down as the dark visage of the Tigresa Jazmine Kardos steps out onto the stage in her full ring gear.
She throws her arms up, beckoning the fire high once again only to throw her hands down in perfect timing to the music, quenching the flames while the light turns to a more dim hue violet. Jazmine strolls down the aisle with confident, commanding strides.
She climbs the ring steps, slips through the ropes and into the ring and the cage door shuts behind her!
Jenny Beck: THE TIGRRRRRESAAAAAA! JAZZZZZMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNEEEE KKKKKAAAAARRRRRDDDDDOOOOOSSS!!!
Koss: This is her debut match in GWW Folks!
Spazz: She's pretty hot!
Jaz throws her fist into the air, then rushes in behind Maja Lindstrom catching her in a rear waistlock and shoving her into June before back bridging with a fast Snap German Suplex, clipping June's jaw at the same time with one of Maja's feet! Jaz is on her feet before June can even fully register the kick and hits a sick forearm shot, followed by a Belly to Back Suplex out of the corner!!!
Koss: She's fast on her feet and a strong Suplex machine!
Spazz: Suplex City bitches! Nyyyyyaaaaahhh!!!
Koss: B-Brat now has Zima in a rear waistlock and lifting her off the canvas.... Kardos from behind with a lock on B-Brat.... GERMAN SUPLEX ON B-BRAT AND TAKING ZIMA WITH HER!!!
The impressive spot got a huge pop from the crowd as Jazmine manages to suplex two women at the same time!! She then gets a running start towards ring two where Psycho manages to drop Gabrielle with a spinning Clothesline. Psycho turns just in time for a Suicide dive over both ropes that takes the small and heavily tattooed biker off her feet!!
Koss: DID YOU SEE THE HEIGHT ON THAT JUMP?!
Spazz: Yeah she like hung in the air for what felt like forever, then fucking zeroed in on Psycho like an Air to Biker-Bitch missile! Jaz is fucking scary yo!
Koss: Wasting no time, Jazmine has the dazed Gabrielle up and URANAGE SLAM AND A PIN!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTTHHHHRRRE-BROKEN UP!
Koss: Psycho breaks the pinfall, battering Jazmine's back with clubbing blows! ZIMA SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES WITH A BODY SPLASH ON JAZ AND PSYCHO!!!!
With Halo outside the cage cheering on, the fans go nuts as all the competitors pour into ring two, attacking Jazmine Kardos after her impressive entrance into the match! Some would go down from the powerful STRAIGHT LEFT HOOK of Jazmine, namely Zima, June, and B-Brat, but Zima and Gabrielle would catch her by the arms and launch her straight at Psycho who delivers...
Koss: They're ganging up on Jazmine and GAELTACTA' KICK DOWNS JAZMINE!!!!
Spazz: Zima and Gabby added some hard nastay stank on that kick with that double whip!
Koss: Indeed and now there's only one competitor left and the countdown begins one more time!
FIVE!!!
Gabrielle then sucker punches Zima and drives her up to the cage wall, dragging her face back and forth across the chain links. Meanwhile Maja hits a clothesline on Psycho that sends her flipping over the ropes, Psycho's legs catching on ring one's ropes and hanging her in place!
FOOOURR!
As Psycho recovers and flips into ring one, Maja gets a running start, springboards off the top rope into the first ring and hits-
Koss: EYE OF THE STORM!!! Both women down on that impact!
THREE!!!
Spazz: And B-Brat just BOOM HEADSHOT JUNE SONG!!!!
Koss: And now she's going up to the high rent district....
TWO!!!
B-Brat squats down and cries out as she leaps and hits the Frog Splash pin on June!
Koss: HOLLYWOOD HILLS SPLASH!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! THR-BROKEN UP!!!
Koss: JAZ WITH A DOUBLE AXEHANDLE BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!!
*BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!*
"Candy" by Cameo begins to blast across the sound system. As it does Maria comes out wearing her Maria Hearts Maleek leather jacket. She smiles as she slaps the hands of the fans that are cheering her on. Maleek comes out beside her as he begins to stare at his wife from behind. She can’t stop smiling as she immediately runs her way to the ring and enters the cage! Wasting no time, Maria grabs the 2x4 and just lays in to every single competitor within visual range with the lumber. There's no style or finesse, just a violent need to win!
Jenny Beck: MMMMMMAAAARRRRRIIIIIIAAAA SSSSAAAALLLLLVVVVAAAATTTOOOOORRRREEEEE!!! AND THAT BITCH IS GOING WILD!!!
Spazz: HOLY FUCK MARIA!!! I LOVE YOU, YA' SADISTIC RICH BITCH!!!
Koss: Maria Salvatore is dropping everyone with that piece of lumber, one after the other!
Gabrielle, Zima, Jazmine, June, Maja, and B-Brat, each run up and eat a shot to the head that drops them to the canvas! Psycho gathers up the barbwire chair and batters the Lumber aside only to take a boot to the gut and be dropped herself with-
Koss: -OFF WITH HER HEAD ON PSYCHO!!! MARIA SALVATORE WITH THE PIN!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEENNNNOOOO!!!
Koss: Gabrielle makes the save, ripping Maria off and look at the blood trickling down her face!
Outside the ring Maleek shouts...
Maleek: GO BABY! WIN THIS THING!!!
...Halo glares at him, then slaps the cage wall shouting at her partner!
Halo: COME ON BRITTANY!!! GET UP!!! YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!
Koss: Maria on her feet and JAZMINE KARDOS WITH THE JWD LOCKED IN ON SALVATORE!!!
Spazz: OH FUCK!!!
Before Maria has a chance to tap out, Gabrielle rushes in with a few hard stomps to Jazmine, forcing her to release the hold and cover up! Maria rolls off and to her feet stumbling while clutching at her throat, coughing and sputtering for air. While Gabrielle gathers Jazmine up and throws her into ring two, Maria finds herself doubled over with a brutal kick to the gut, then straddled in a standing headscissor and both of her arms locked in a double Underhook. Maja Lindstrom holding her in that position roars out, leaps back, and deposits Maria Salvatore face first to the canvas with....
Koss: IN THE RED!!! MAJA LINDSTROM MAKING THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!! TWO!!!! TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEE-NO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!!!
Koss: No, we're not fucking kidding, Maria Salvatore saved by Psycho! Psycho now gathering up Maja and running her across the ring right into the Hanging Table on the cage!
The force of the impact reverberates loud over the crowd as the table falls between the ropes and cage onto the apron! Maja falls back, clutching at her head as Psycho pulls the table over and slants leans it at an angle with the cage wall and ropes hooking the folding table leg.
Koss: Psycho's set up a table and has Maja up in a headscissor and the lift....
*CRRRAACCCKKKUUUNNCCCHHHKKKKTTT!*
Koss: PSYCHO POWERBOMB'S MAJA LINDSTROM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Spazz: That's ok Maja! I will pick the splinters out of your ass later tonight! It will be an honor and a motherfucking privilege!
Psycho falls to one knee, streaks of dried blood down her face, chest, and arm, nearly out of breath and coated in sweat. She looks across and sees B-Brat hanging in the ropes in ring two and just shakes her head with a small chuckle.
Koss: Psycho's feeling this match. She's taken alot of abuse and has been in there along with B-Brat from the start of the match. It's hard keeping track of all this action and Zima trying to sneak the win with a still laid out Maria with a quick pin!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTHHHHRRRRE-KICKOUT!!!
Spazz: Took too long!
Koss: Maria Salvatore kicks out and here comes Psycho laying into Zima, pick up, Irish whip and pull back into GAELTACHTA KICK-NO DUCKED!!!
Zima ducks the powerful spinning back kick, slips between Psycho's legs and lifts her up on one shoulder to deposit her to the canvas with an improvised Single Leg Lift POWERBOMB!!!
Spazz: She's stronger than she looks!
June Song rushes in from behind with a KENDO STICK STRIKE to the back of Zima!!!
*CHACKT!!!*
Zima: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
*CHACKT! CHACKT! CHACKT WWWAAAAHHHCCHHHAAAACKKKTTTAAA!*
She attacks Zima with strike after strike until a final blow to the head drops her straight to the canvas, red blood running down the side of her head and neck!
Koss: JUNE SONG on the offensive with devastating Kendo Stick strikes dropping Zima'lon hard!
Spazz: She ate those shots hard dog!
Koss: B-Brat coming up from behind but INTERCEPTED BY JAZMINE KARDOS! Jaz brings B-Brat down with a Guillotine Choke on the canvas!
Meanwhile as Maja Lindstrom battles with Gabrielle in ring two, Jazmine is distracted trying to choke out B-Brat, and everyone else is in varying stages of recovery, Psycho is back on her feet, sizing June Song up who looks about ready to finish off a dazed and stunned Zima.... Suddenly Psycho launches forward and hits the GAELTACHTA KICK, June Song turning into it at the last second and going down!
Koss: GAELTACHTA KICK!!! JUNE'S OUT COLD AND PSYCHO FALLS ACROSS HER FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!
*DING DING DING!*
Brawls and fights continue unaware until....
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEW GALACTIC HARDCORE CHAMPION..... "PSSSSYCHO" SAOOOOOOIIIIRRRRSSSSEEEE MMMMMAAAAGGGGGUUUUIIIIRRREEE!!!
As Psycho's theme hit's the PA, everyone falls to the canvas like broken dolls, staring on in disbelief as Psycho rises on quivering legs, covered in her own blood, and fist raised high as the referee presents her the championship!
Crowd: PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PSYCHO!
Koss: Holy mother of God what a match!
Spazz: Those ladies laid it all on the line!
Psycho hoists her belt high over her head, breathing hard and smiling with triumphant glee.
Koss: Halo outside with her Conquest championship outside staring on at disbelief! Tears are being shed by some in the ring, but not a single person has anything to be ashamed of here as they left nothing behind in those twin rings tonight!
Spazz: Hell of an opener. Can everyone else hope they can keep up with that insanity?
Koss: We'll find out soon enough!
Spazz: You know, our ring crew guys are hella quick at cleaning up the ring after all the carnage, you know that?
Koss: Oh yes, Some are helping talent to the back as we speak!
After the clean up is done, the cage is lifted off the ring as a pair of ladders were brought out for the following match....
Jenny Beck: MMMMMMAAAARRRRRIIIIIIAAAA SSSSAAAALLLLLVVVVAAAATTTOOOOORRRREEEEE!!! AND THAT BITCH IS GOING WILD!!!
Spazz: HOLY FUCK MARIA!!! I LOVE YOU, YA' SADISTIC RICH BITCH!!!
Koss: Maria Salvatore is dropping everyone with that piece of lumber, one after the other!
Gabrielle, Zima, Jazmine, June, Maja, and B-Brat, each run up and eat a shot to the head that drops them to the canvas! Psycho gathers up the barbwire chair and batters the Lumber aside only to take a boot to the gut and be dropped herself with-
Koss: -OFF WITH HER HEAD ON PSYCHO!!! MARIA SALVATORE WITH THE PIN!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEENNNNOOOO!!!
Koss: Gabrielle makes the save, ripping Maria off and look at the blood trickling down her face!
Outside the ring Maleek shouts...
Maleek: GO BABY! WIN THIS THING!!!
...Halo glares at him, then slaps the cage wall shouting at her partner!
Halo: COME ON BRITTANY!!! GET UP!!! YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!
Koss: Maria on her feet and JAZMINE KARDOS WITH THE JWD LOCKED IN ON SALVATORE!!!
Spazz: OH FUCK!!!
Before Maria has a chance to tap out, Gabrielle rushes in with a few hard stomps to Jazmine, forcing her to release the hold and cover up! Maria rolls off and to her feet stumbling while clutching at her throat, coughing and sputtering for air. While Gabrielle gathers Jazmine up and throws her into ring two, Maria finds herself doubled over with a brutal kick to the gut, then straddled in a standing headscissor and both of her arms locked in a double Underhook. Maja Lindstrom holding her in that position roars out, leaps back, and deposits Maria Salvatore face first to the canvas with....
Koss: IN THE RED!!! MAJA LINDSTROM MAKING THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!! TWO!!!! TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEE-NO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!!!
Koss: No, we're not fucking kidding, Maria Salvatore saved by Psycho! Psycho now gathering up Maja and running her across the ring right into the Hanging Table on the cage!
The force of the impact reverberates loud over the crowd as the table falls between the ropes and cage onto the apron! Maja falls back, clutching at her head as Psycho pulls the table over and slants leans it at an angle with the cage wall and ropes hooking the folding table leg.
Koss: Psycho's set up a table and has Maja up in a headscissor and the lift....
*CRRRAACCCKKKUUUNNCCCHHHKKKKTTT!*
Koss: PSYCHO POWERBOMB'S MAJA LINDSTROM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Spazz: That's ok Maja! I will pick the splinters out of your ass later tonight! It will be an honor and a motherfucking privilege!
Psycho falls to one knee, streaks of dried blood down her face, chest, and arm, nearly out of breath and coated in sweat. She looks across and sees B-Brat hanging in the ropes in ring two and just shakes her head with a small chuckle.
Koss: Psycho's feeling this match. She's taken alot of abuse and has been in there along with B-Brat from the start of the match. It's hard keeping track of all this action and Zima trying to sneak the win with a still laid out Maria with a quick pin!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTHHHHRRRRE-KICKOUT!!!
Spazz: Took too long!
Koss: Maria Salvatore kicks out and here comes Psycho laying into Zima, pick up, Irish whip and pull back into GAELTACHTA KICK-NO DUCKED!!!
Zima ducks the powerful spinning back kick, slips between Psycho's legs and lifts her up on one shoulder to deposit her to the canvas with an improvised Single Leg Lift POWERBOMB!!!
Spazz: She's stronger than she looks!
June Song rushes in from behind with a KENDO STICK STRIKE to the back of Zima!!!
*CHACKT!!!*
Zima: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
*CHACKT! CHACKT! CHACKT WWWAAAAHHHCCHHHAAAACKKKTTTAAA!*
She attacks Zima with strike after strike until a final blow to the head drops her straight to the canvas, red blood running down the side of her head and neck!
Koss: JUNE SONG on the offensive with devastating Kendo Stick strikes dropping Zima'lon hard!
Spazz: She ate those shots hard dog!
Koss: B-Brat coming up from behind but INTERCEPTED BY JAZMINE KARDOS! Jaz brings B-Brat down with a Guillotine Choke on the canvas!
Meanwhile as Maja Lindstrom battles with Gabrielle in ring two, Jazmine is distracted trying to choke out B-Brat, and everyone else is in varying stages of recovery, Psycho is back on her feet, sizing June Song up who looks about ready to finish off a dazed and stunned Zima.... Suddenly Psycho launches forward and hits the GAELTACHTA KICK, June Song turning into it at the last second and going down!
Koss: GAELTACHTA KICK!!! JUNE'S OUT COLD AND PSYCHO FALLS ACROSS HER FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!
*DING DING DING!*
Brawls and fights continue unaware until....
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEW GALACTIC HARDCORE CHAMPION..... "PSSSSYCHO" SAOOOOOOIIIIRRRRSSSSEEEE MMMMMAAAAGGGGGUUUUIIIIRRREEE!!!
As Psycho's theme hit's the PA, everyone falls to the canvas like broken dolls, staring on in disbelief as Psycho rises on quivering legs, covered in her own blood, and fist raised high as the referee presents her the championship!
Crowd: PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PSYCHO!
Koss: Holy mother of God what a match!
Spazz: Those ladies laid it all on the line!
Psycho hoists her belt high over her head, breathing hard and smiling with triumphant glee.
Koss: Halo outside with her Conquest championship outside staring on at disbelief! Tears are being shed by some in the ring, but not a single person has anything to be ashamed of here as they left nothing behind in those twin rings tonight!
Spazz: Hell of an opener. Can everyone else hope they can keep up with that insanity?
Koss: We'll find out soon enough!
Spazz: You know, our ring crew guys are hella quick at cleaning up the ring after all the carnage, you know that?
Koss: Oh yes, Some are helping talent to the back as we speak!
After the clean up is done, the cage is lifted off the ring as a pair of ladders were brought out for the following match....
MYSTERY PRIZE LADDER MATCH
ROSE DEADLY VS BIANCA DAVIS
(SUMMARY)
At the onset of the match, Bianca takes full advantage of the No DQ rules of a Ladder Match, spraying Rose in the face with perfume, effectively blinding her for the first few minutes. She then proceeds to dominate her opponent, dodging her blind strikes and jabbing at her face everytime she did so and bouncing back. The entire time she mocks and laughs at Rose's inability to catch her before finally hitting a drop kick to one of Rose's knees, dropping her to one leg, then backing into the ropes and bursting at her full speed. It looked as if she were about to deliver her Shining Wizard, the Coronation, but instead Rose has the where with all to lift a hand up, catch Bianca by the gut and rise up, pancaking her to the canvas!
Bianca rolled out of the ring in pain as Rose got to her feet, wiping at her eyes. As she does so, Bianca picks up the ladder and throws it into the ring, hitting Rose in the back and sending her to the canvas in a heap! Rose then slides back in and the moment Rose is back on her feet, hits THE QUEEN'S MAKEOVER, laying Rose out! She then sets up the ladder and climbs to the top. Just as she nears the briefcase, her fingers touching the very bottom of it, the ladder shakes and she notices that Rose is up and on her feet! Rose shoves the ladder over, sending Bianca screaming to the outside of the ring.
Instead of taking advantage, however, Rose, in her anger, goes outside the ring, gathering the stunned Bianca up and from there, Rose shows the Malibu Queen B the meaning of the word Domination as she hurls her into guard rails, ring steps, against the apron, rag-dolling her smaller opponent in such a manner that many in the crowd wondered if Shaken Adult syndrome was anything like Shaken Baby syndrome. Even executing her Back and Rib breaker called THEM'S THE BREAKS. This would continue until Bianca manages to get ahold of a TV Monitor on the Spanish announce table and smashes it across Rose's face, busting her open in dramatic fashion. She then gathers Rose up in a simple Scoop and Slams her into the announce table, utterly destroying it!
Bianca takes a few seconds to mock her before going back into the ring and setting the ladder up. It becomes apparent that Bianca was worn out by the destruction she endured at the hands of Rose outside the ring, her movements labored and slow. Once again she gets to the briefcase, but she struggles with the latch, unable to it off. Once again she feels a shake in the ladder....
Looking down she sees Rose, filled with fury and in great pain climbing up the ladder opposite of her. She starts to work faster, trying to get it down. Rose launches herself up the ladder, grabbing the tension cable and the otherside of the briefcase. Both women now hold one side of the handle as they struggle over who gets the prize. The two kick and struggle, neither wanting to let go of the briefcase and during that struggle, the ladder shakes and shimmies, only for Rose to kick it out from underneath both of them! Immediately, they are left suspended by the Briefcase, Bianca trying desperately to kick Rose off when suddenly there's a loud snapping sound and both fall in opposite directions, the briefcase landing without it's handle down on the canvas!!!
Both look in their hand to find one half of the briefcase handle, then each other, then at the briefcase in the middle of the ring. Referee Kirk looks on, not knowing what call to make as this has never happened on her watch before! Rose and Bianca dive for the case, grabbing it at the same time and struggling over it. Rose slings Bianca around, but Bianca's grip is surprisingly vice-like!
"YOU LET GO!" Bianca shouts.
"NO YOU LET GO!" Rose fires back.
Under all the force and pressure the Briefcase itself falls apart and money flies in all directions, several hundred dollar bills! The Referee immediately calls the match a draw just as Bianca hits THE CORONATION on Rose! Sneering, Bianca leaves her opponent out cold in a pile of cash....
WINNER - DRAW AT 15 Minutes and 45 seconds!
Koss: I'm with the referee on that one, how do you call the match when the damn case falls off the strap with nobody holding it?
Spazz: Honestly, I'd say Rose should be declared the winner because who's laying in a fat pile of cash unconscious? Rose Deadly, that's the fuck who!
Koss: Either way that looked to be several tens of thousands of dollars in that case. More than a few of those $100 bills found their way to the crowd, so I imagine some fans went home lucky tonight!
Spazz: This is Vegas! Motherfuckers get lucky all the time!
Bianca rolled out of the ring in pain as Rose got to her feet, wiping at her eyes. As she does so, Bianca picks up the ladder and throws it into the ring, hitting Rose in the back and sending her to the canvas in a heap! Rose then slides back in and the moment Rose is back on her feet, hits THE QUEEN'S MAKEOVER, laying Rose out! She then sets up the ladder and climbs to the top. Just as she nears the briefcase, her fingers touching the very bottom of it, the ladder shakes and she notices that Rose is up and on her feet! Rose shoves the ladder over, sending Bianca screaming to the outside of the ring.
Instead of taking advantage, however, Rose, in her anger, goes outside the ring, gathering the stunned Bianca up and from there, Rose shows the Malibu Queen B the meaning of the word Domination as she hurls her into guard rails, ring steps, against the apron, rag-dolling her smaller opponent in such a manner that many in the crowd wondered if Shaken Adult syndrome was anything like Shaken Baby syndrome. Even executing her Back and Rib breaker called THEM'S THE BREAKS. This would continue until Bianca manages to get ahold of a TV Monitor on the Spanish announce table and smashes it across Rose's face, busting her open in dramatic fashion. She then gathers Rose up in a simple Scoop and Slams her into the announce table, utterly destroying it!
Bianca takes a few seconds to mock her before going back into the ring and setting the ladder up. It becomes apparent that Bianca was worn out by the destruction she endured at the hands of Rose outside the ring, her movements labored and slow. Once again she gets to the briefcase, but she struggles with the latch, unable to it off. Once again she feels a shake in the ladder....
Looking down she sees Rose, filled with fury and in great pain climbing up the ladder opposite of her. She starts to work faster, trying to get it down. Rose launches herself up the ladder, grabbing the tension cable and the otherside of the briefcase. Both women now hold one side of the handle as they struggle over who gets the prize. The two kick and struggle, neither wanting to let go of the briefcase and during that struggle, the ladder shakes and shimmies, only for Rose to kick it out from underneath both of them! Immediately, they are left suspended by the Briefcase, Bianca trying desperately to kick Rose off when suddenly there's a loud snapping sound and both fall in opposite directions, the briefcase landing without it's handle down on the canvas!!!
Both look in their hand to find one half of the briefcase handle, then each other, then at the briefcase in the middle of the ring. Referee Kirk looks on, not knowing what call to make as this has never happened on her watch before! Rose and Bianca dive for the case, grabbing it at the same time and struggling over it. Rose slings Bianca around, but Bianca's grip is surprisingly vice-like!
"YOU LET GO!" Bianca shouts.
"NO YOU LET GO!" Rose fires back.
Under all the force and pressure the Briefcase itself falls apart and money flies in all directions, several hundred dollar bills! The Referee immediately calls the match a draw just as Bianca hits THE CORONATION on Rose! Sneering, Bianca leaves her opponent out cold in a pile of cash....
WINNER - DRAW AT 15 Minutes and 45 seconds!
Koss: I'm with the referee on that one, how do you call the match when the damn case falls off the strap with nobody holding it?
Spazz: Honestly, I'd say Rose should be declared the winner because who's laying in a fat pile of cash unconscious? Rose Deadly, that's the fuck who!
Koss: Either way that looked to be several tens of thousands of dollars in that case. More than a few of those $100 bills found their way to the crowd, so I imagine some fans went home lucky tonight!
Spazz: This is Vegas! Motherfuckers get lucky all the time!
GRUDGE MATCH
KATE STEEL VS LYRA DONOVAN
(SUMMARY)
Kate Steel and Lyra Donovan waste no time in this no DQ affair of brutality, immediately going after each other with wild, furious strikes. The animosity and hatred thundered through fists, kicks, and chops as they lay into each other with devastating brutality. There were weapons made available at ringside, but they didn't need them, preferring to tear into each other with bare hands! A surprise throat jab halts Lyra long enough for Kate to spin and hit a devastating back kick that sends Lyra spinning around and drapes her across the ropes!
Kate then gets a running start and jumps on Lyra's back, sandwiching her neck and shoulder between the ropes and Kate's thighs. There Kate rides her like a bouncing mechanical pony for a few seconds until finally slipping off and letting Lyra fall to the mat clutching at her near the apron. Backing up, Kate sizes Lyra up and before her opponent can sit up, gets a running start and hits a baseball slide to the ribs that sends her straight to the arena floor! While Lyra recovers, Kate rolls out of the ring on the opposite side, gathering up a steel chair, then rolling back in. Giving the chair a few light smacks on the canvas, she then runs for the ropes towards Lyra as she gets up, dives through the middle rope, and drives her entire body weight behind the steel chair right into the face of Lyra Donovan, the two landing in a twisted heap that only Kate rises from.
Gathering Lyra up, Kate walks her over to the time keeper's table only to be halted by an elbow in the ribs! Lyra then slips and arm around Kate and rushes her to the corner where she hip tosses her up and over the railing to the gap between for the staff entrance! Kate skids on impact, crying out in pain on the unforgiving concrete. Cameras follow as Lyra hops the rail and gathers Kate up walking her down the aisle and picking up speed as she throws her through a pair of double doors straight into the service hallway, various company workers scattering as the explosive entrance as Kate bounces off a wall just a few feet away!
Kate scrambles to her feet, stumbling a bit down the hall towards some stacked crates. As Lyra follows through the double doors, she gets rocked off her feet by a thrown metal container that clangs and bangs loudly upon the floor afterwards! Kate is on her shortly after, slamming Lyra's head into the floor over and over while shouting, "IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL PAYBACK?! YOU'RE GETTING PUNKED, STEELE STYLE!"
The Referee finally joins them as Kate locks on a sleeper, attempting to put Lyra out right then and there. The two struggle until Lyra rolls both herself and Kate over, trying to pin her, but Kate rolls with her movement, continuing to apply the pressure! Lyra fights to her feet, struggling with Kate on her back, then getting a running start and hurling both herself and Kate into the wall, forcing her foe to loosen up just enough that Lyra promptly snapmares her to the floor! Kate rolls to her feet and doesn't allow Lyra even a second of relief, rushing in with several sharp kicks and a follow up spinning back kick that sends her staggering!
Kate Scoops Lyra up looking to end it all with THE PUNK DRIVER BUT.... Lyra manages to slip out of it and reverse into a Jawbreaker, which is immediately followed up with THE WOLF FANG KICK!!!! On impact, Lyra hooks both legs, but only nets a two and a half count!
Getting up the two proceed to throw fists with Lyra's anger coming out, the two battling further down the hall into the back. This time it's Lyra exploding through a pair of double doors, only to hop back and kick one of them into Kate's face, snapping her head back and sending her to the floor with a bloody nose! Lyra grabs her leg and drags her, albeit kicking and fighting, all the way to the loading block door. It's at that point that Kate manages to get up on one leg! She fires of an Enziguri, but Lyra ducks it, letting her fall to the floor, then pulls her into a wheel barrel hold and proceeds to slammer her repeatedly against the metal door before heaving her up and falling forward with an explosive wheel barrel face buster on the floor!
On impact, she flips Kate over and drapes across her for the pin!
ONE! TWO! THR-KICKOUT!!!
Gripping Kate by the throat she hurls her smaller opponent up against the steel door and gets in her face. In a low growl she says, "You always walk in my forest lie you don't know what the fuck you're getting into.... I'M THE SHE-WOLF!!!"
She then slams Kate's head against the door and slings her to the floor. Kate lands near an open tool box, gathers it up and HURLS it at Lyra, forcing the woman to duck instead of potentially lose her head! Kate then bolts through a nearby door and down a hallway with Lyra fast in pursuit and smiling like the feral creature she claims to be.
When the cameras catch up with them it finds the two out in an underground staff parking lot in a game of cat and mouse as Kate Steele searches through cars for anything she can use. Luckily for her, she finds a crowbar and notices that there are keys in an old silver jeep that even has a winch on the front. A plan begins to form in Kate's mind....
Meanwhile Lyra stalks the garage, whistling a haunting melody that echoes off the walls.
"Come out, come out, wwwwhhhheeeerrrreee eeeeevvvveeerrrr yyyyooooouuuu aaaaaaarrrreeeee! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!" Lyra taunts, quickly adding, "What's a matter Kate? You talk all that wonderful shit on twitter and in front of the cameras, but here you are hiding like a little bitch from me?"
The closer she gets, the louder her boot clicks echo off the walls and the more tense Kate becomes.
"Come on Princess, time to PLUAGGH!!!" She's interrupted by a shot to the gut from the Crowbar! Hooking it around her neck, Kate promptly slams Lyra's head into the grill of the jeep with a loud WHUMP! leaving her stunned on the ground. From there, Kate pulls the line from the wrench wrapping it around Lyra's wrists carefully, then hooking the line to the wound cable.
As Lyra starts to stir, Kate hops into the driver's seat and starts the jeep up. A honk of the horn startles Lyra back to full consciousness as Kate laughs maniacally, then shouts out, "TIME FOR A RIDE!!!" She promptly throws the jeep into reverse, dragging Lyra across the concrete! The staff section of the garage is mostly empty, allowing Kate to drive backwards several feet and causing Lyra no end to her misery as the jeep reaches an easy 30 miles an hour.
Lyra is growling from minor road rash before Kate finally makes a mistake, slamming into a parked car at high speed. The mistake gives her a case of whiplash followed by the explosion of an airbag in her face practically knocking her unconscious! while Lyra is sent flying into the grill of the jeep with an incredible amount of force back first! Lyra lay there for a moment groaning just as her opponent was doing the same in the front seat of the Jeep. The camera lingers there for a moment, as if genuinely concerned for her plight.
Referee Kirk rushes up and signals for the match to be thrown out while shouting, "NO WINNER! NEITHER WRESTLER CAN COMPETE!"
Neither woman move as Medical staff and security rush the scene to deal with both competitors, though Lyra is seen clearly trying to get up herself.
WINNER - DRAW/NO CONTEST AT 21 minutes and 45 Seconds!
Kate then gets a running start and jumps on Lyra's back, sandwiching her neck and shoulder between the ropes and Kate's thighs. There Kate rides her like a bouncing mechanical pony for a few seconds until finally slipping off and letting Lyra fall to the mat clutching at her near the apron. Backing up, Kate sizes Lyra up and before her opponent can sit up, gets a running start and hits a baseball slide to the ribs that sends her straight to the arena floor! While Lyra recovers, Kate rolls out of the ring on the opposite side, gathering up a steel chair, then rolling back in. Giving the chair a few light smacks on the canvas, she then runs for the ropes towards Lyra as she gets up, dives through the middle rope, and drives her entire body weight behind the steel chair right into the face of Lyra Donovan, the two landing in a twisted heap that only Kate rises from.
Gathering Lyra up, Kate walks her over to the time keeper's table only to be halted by an elbow in the ribs! Lyra then slips and arm around Kate and rushes her to the corner where she hip tosses her up and over the railing to the gap between for the staff entrance! Kate skids on impact, crying out in pain on the unforgiving concrete. Cameras follow as Lyra hops the rail and gathers Kate up walking her down the aisle and picking up speed as she throws her through a pair of double doors straight into the service hallway, various company workers scattering as the explosive entrance as Kate bounces off a wall just a few feet away!
Kate scrambles to her feet, stumbling a bit down the hall towards some stacked crates. As Lyra follows through the double doors, she gets rocked off her feet by a thrown metal container that clangs and bangs loudly upon the floor afterwards! Kate is on her shortly after, slamming Lyra's head into the floor over and over while shouting, "IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL PAYBACK?! YOU'RE GETTING PUNKED, STEELE STYLE!"
The Referee finally joins them as Kate locks on a sleeper, attempting to put Lyra out right then and there. The two struggle until Lyra rolls both herself and Kate over, trying to pin her, but Kate rolls with her movement, continuing to apply the pressure! Lyra fights to her feet, struggling with Kate on her back, then getting a running start and hurling both herself and Kate into the wall, forcing her foe to loosen up just enough that Lyra promptly snapmares her to the floor! Kate rolls to her feet and doesn't allow Lyra even a second of relief, rushing in with several sharp kicks and a follow up spinning back kick that sends her staggering!
Kate Scoops Lyra up looking to end it all with THE PUNK DRIVER BUT.... Lyra manages to slip out of it and reverse into a Jawbreaker, which is immediately followed up with THE WOLF FANG KICK!!!! On impact, Lyra hooks both legs, but only nets a two and a half count!
Getting up the two proceed to throw fists with Lyra's anger coming out, the two battling further down the hall into the back. This time it's Lyra exploding through a pair of double doors, only to hop back and kick one of them into Kate's face, snapping her head back and sending her to the floor with a bloody nose! Lyra grabs her leg and drags her, albeit kicking and fighting, all the way to the loading block door. It's at that point that Kate manages to get up on one leg! She fires of an Enziguri, but Lyra ducks it, letting her fall to the floor, then pulls her into a wheel barrel hold and proceeds to slammer her repeatedly against the metal door before heaving her up and falling forward with an explosive wheel barrel face buster on the floor!
On impact, she flips Kate over and drapes across her for the pin!
ONE! TWO! THR-KICKOUT!!!
Gripping Kate by the throat she hurls her smaller opponent up against the steel door and gets in her face. In a low growl she says, "You always walk in my forest lie you don't know what the fuck you're getting into.... I'M THE SHE-WOLF!!!"
She then slams Kate's head against the door and slings her to the floor. Kate lands near an open tool box, gathers it up and HURLS it at Lyra, forcing the woman to duck instead of potentially lose her head! Kate then bolts through a nearby door and down a hallway with Lyra fast in pursuit and smiling like the feral creature she claims to be.
When the cameras catch up with them it finds the two out in an underground staff parking lot in a game of cat and mouse as Kate Steele searches through cars for anything she can use. Luckily for her, she finds a crowbar and notices that there are keys in an old silver jeep that even has a winch on the front. A plan begins to form in Kate's mind....
Meanwhile Lyra stalks the garage, whistling a haunting melody that echoes off the walls.
"Come out, come out, wwwwhhhheeeerrrreee eeeeevvvveeerrrr yyyyooooouuuu aaaaaaarrrreeeee! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!" Lyra taunts, quickly adding, "What's a matter Kate? You talk all that wonderful shit on twitter and in front of the cameras, but here you are hiding like a little bitch from me?"
The closer she gets, the louder her boot clicks echo off the walls and the more tense Kate becomes.
"Come on Princess, time to PLUAGGH!!!" She's interrupted by a shot to the gut from the Crowbar! Hooking it around her neck, Kate promptly slams Lyra's head into the grill of the jeep with a loud WHUMP! leaving her stunned on the ground. From there, Kate pulls the line from the wrench wrapping it around Lyra's wrists carefully, then hooking the line to the wound cable.
As Lyra starts to stir, Kate hops into the driver's seat and starts the jeep up. A honk of the horn startles Lyra back to full consciousness as Kate laughs maniacally, then shouts out, "TIME FOR A RIDE!!!" She promptly throws the jeep into reverse, dragging Lyra across the concrete! The staff section of the garage is mostly empty, allowing Kate to drive backwards several feet and causing Lyra no end to her misery as the jeep reaches an easy 30 miles an hour.
Lyra is growling from minor road rash before Kate finally makes a mistake, slamming into a parked car at high speed. The mistake gives her a case of whiplash followed by the explosion of an airbag in her face practically knocking her unconscious! while Lyra is sent flying into the grill of the jeep with an incredible amount of force back first! Lyra lay there for a moment groaning just as her opponent was doing the same in the front seat of the Jeep. The camera lingers there for a moment, as if genuinely concerned for her plight.
Referee Kirk rushes up and signals for the match to be thrown out while shouting, "NO WINNER! NEITHER WRESTLER CAN COMPETE!"
Neither woman move as Medical staff and security rush the scene to deal with both competitors, though Lyra is seen clearly trying to get up herself.
WINNER - DRAW/NO CONTEST AT 21 minutes and 45 Seconds!
Spazz: Fuck.... how the hell are they gonna' explain that on the insurance claim?
Koss: About as well as the two wrestlers explaining how they got into a car wreck during a match!
Spazz: I think I'm starting to get the feeling that Kate Steele and Lyra Donovan fucking hate each other.
Koss: *In a mocking tone* Really? No shit?
Spazz: *dead serious* No shit, lunchbox.
Koss: About as well as the two wrestlers explaining how they got into a car wreck during a match!
Spazz: I think I'm starting to get the feeling that Kate Steele and Lyra Donovan fucking hate each other.
Koss: *In a mocking tone* Really? No shit?
Spazz: *dead serious* No shit, lunchbox.
ENTERPRISE CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
LUMBERJILL MATCH
RIVER CHANCE VS HALO
(SUMMARY)
Given the state her partner was in, Halo enters the Conquest Title match alone against someone who has become something of a perennial challenger for her, River Chance. Both competitors showed respect for one another and knew they had a tall order ahead. Outside the ring were six women dressed in gold plated and jewel encrusted lion themed costumes, perfectly representing the MGM Grand Arena as well as Las Vegas in general. Each one was close in height to the other and hard to distinguish from each other. Upon the ring of the bell, Halo and River lock up in a tight collar elbow with River easily overpowering Halo, but it quickly turns into a ruse as Halo bends back, breaks the tie up and trips River up with a double leg trip sending her crashing to the mat! Halo quickly capitalizes on this by hopping back and cartwheeling into an elbow drop right on River's shoulder blade!
Halo hops up and runs for the ropes, River getting up seconds later only to drop back down as Halo leaps over her! She pushes back up and Halo leaps onto her shoulders for a Hurricanrana but no! River reverses it into a snap Powerbomb, drilling her opponent to the canvas and then bursting forth towards the ropes, hop up and hit THE LEG DROP! River pins for a one and a half count!
As she gathers Halo up, she's hit with a shoulder butt and then 2 MINUTES 2 MIDNIGHT!!! River's staggered, clutching at her shoulder as Halo backs into the ropes and bursts for with BLACK 13 BUT RIVER SIDESTEPS AND PANCAKES HALO TO THE CANVAS! She goes for the pin again and this time nets a two count!
River gathers Halo up in a tight arm lock and pulls her into an even tighter Abdominal stretch! Halo cries out in pain, reaching out for the ropes, something anything to grab and break this torturous hold! After a few seconds of struggling, she manages to reposition herself and with a mighty heave, manages to actually hiptoss River to the canvas! River rises only to eat a follow up dropkick that sends her into the ropes!
Halo backs up and River ducks down, power lifting River up and over the ropes! Halo grips the rope, landing on the apron rather than the floor. Golden Lionesses wait eagerly to get a piece of anyone who falls to them!! River turns to be surprised by Halo still on the apron, getting checked with a quick forearm blast and then pulled into a front facelock. Halo then lifts her up into a Suplex over the rope, turns, and falls onto the apron, depositing River onto the floor!
As Halo rolls back into the ring, Immediately the Lion's set themselves upon River with a savage assault of kicks, stomps, and strikes. Almost all six of them batter the challenger furiously, then toss her back into the ring where Halo is waiting and as soon as River is up on her feet BLACK 13 KICK connects with River's jaw, followed promptly by a pinfall but surprisingly, it's only a two and three quarter count as River tosses her off and sits up. She rubs at her throbbing jaw and pushes to her feet! Halo bull rushes River from behind, battering her back with hard forearm strikes and driving her into the ropes. This time River gets the advantage with a surprise Headbutt and then lifts her up in a MILITARY PRESS, promptly depositing her outside the ring into the arms of the waiting the masked Lionesses!
Yet surprisingly the Lionesses do not attack but instead one gives Halo a pep talk which has River looking on with shocked bewilderment. She goes for the ropes and a few of the masked women motion for her to come at them, looking eager and hungry!
A sudden flash of anger crosses River's face as she backs up and then RUSHES the ropes, leaping through them and bowling three Lionesses over! One comes at her only to be dropped by a savage power Clothesline. Another attacks her from behind and she back elbows them hard enough to crack their mask, then turns and hits THE POMMEL STRIKE on that Lioness. The other three get up and she gathers the one she downed and HURLS her into the other three, driving them back down. The one talking with Halo rushes in with a very familiar Spinning Roundhouse Kick that River just barely manages to duck, instead scooping her up and hitting a second POMMEL STRIKE on that Lioness. As she comes down, the mask flies off to reveal BRITTANY WILLIAMS!!!
Halo promptly rushes in with an all out assault on River, battering her back towards the Apron, the Lionesses join in as River is quickly overwhelmed and beaten down by six women not counting a stunned B-Brat lying across from them! After River finally drops down, being kicked and stomped into oblivion by several attackers, Halo gathers her up and slings her semi conscious body back into the ring, River rolling a bit away from the rope and staring up at the lights, completely stunned!
Halo hops up onto the Apron, then climbs the nearest turnbuckle pad and perches on the top rope, then takes flight with ELIJAH RISING!!!! Halo hits with a thunderous impact, but bounces off of River's raised knees, thrashing and convulsing violently with her hands clutching at her guts in pure agony! River rises, panting hard as the Lionesses invade the ring courtesy of orders from B-Brat!
River reacts swiftly as one by one, they fall to her thunderous strikes, get caught in her powerful arms and slammed to the canvas and even get thrown out of the ring one by one! Halo sneaks in from behind, locking a Full Nelson hold in as the unmasked B-Brat slides under the ropes, only to eat two feet from River to the chest, sending her staggering right back out to the floor. River kicks her legs and then powers out of the hold, hits a back elbow on Halo, then spins around, scoops her up and POMMEL STRIKE Slams Halo straight to the canvas and hooking the leg!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTTHHHHRRREEEE!!!!
WINNER: NEW CHAMPION - RIVER CHANCE AT 18 Minutes and 32 seconds!
Koss: Despite the deck being stacked high against her by Halo's manager and tag partner, Brittany Williams, River fought back hard and managed what I was starting to think was impossible!
Spazz: Yeah I mean Halo defended the fuck out of that belt, maybe not as much as the previous holder, but she'd racked up a pretty solid defense record before this match.
Koss: You can't take away from Halo that she did well with the championship, even though her latest defense was tainted heavily by B-Brat apparently paying off all the Lumberjills to assault her client's opponent!
Spazz: Hey there's nothing wrong with making your money work for you, Lunchbox, but maybe next time they should get better help!
Koss: Well as it stands, we have a very proud and new Conquest Champion out here tonight! And now for an Intermission with our inhouse band for this Pay Per View Event....
Jenny Beck: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUT ON THE STAGE WELCOME BACK, MMMMMMMUUUUUUSSSSSEEEE!!!!
INTERMISSION
TO BE CONTINUED.....
