Post by Melinda Rhodes on Mar 25, 2019 12:21:27 GMT -7
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the EPISODE 1 PRESHOW. We turn things over to ring announcer Hamida Adam. "The following contest is scheduled for ONE-FALL..." Crowd: ONE FALL! "...with a ten-minute time limit."
*Beck's "Loser" plays* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg78BgLeQWc … Hamida: Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 190 lbs., PAULA SHOCK! (@JobberShock)
*Celldweller's "Electric Eye" plays* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzv_8Elv-Cw … Hamida: And her opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 160 lbs., LADY JULIANNE MERCIER! (@TheLadyMercier)
*As the bell rings, Lady Julianne stands there, letting Paula take the first blow. After a few slaps and kicks by Paula, Julianne points to her gut, inviting her to punch it. So she does...but not only does it do nothing, but it's ALSO where Lady Julianne begins her onslaught*
Lady Julianne starts by a couple of elbows before whipping Paula into a turnbuckle. From there, we see a BARRAGE of lethal kicks...the fans count along as Lady Julianne brings eleven kicks to Paula's jaw (because she likes to go one step beyond the rest).
Soon as Paula comes to, Lady Julianne does a SUPER-strong kick to Paula's knee, sending her RIGHT DOWN to the mat. A smile on her face, Lady Julianne does an INCREDIBLE springboard moonsault, setting up for the Dragon Sleeper.
Just as it looks like Paula's about to pass out, she SNEAKS the toe of her boot on the rope, forcing Lady Julianne to break it...but still knowing the end is near. Paula's last-ditch punch attempt proves to be all for naught, as it leads Lady Julianne to set her up for the...
AIR STRIKE! Those evil brown eyes of Lady Julianne light up once more as she winds up and lands the deadly ENDGAME! She goes for the pin and gets the: 1-2-3!!!!
Hamida: Here is your winner, LADY JULIANNE MERCIER!!! (@TheLadyMercier) *Lady Julianne celebrates as Paula rolls out of the ring and heads to the back*
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Please give a nice, warm Planet Earth welcome to competitive ROYALTY, from the other side of the galaxy, PRINCESS PULSAR! (@PrincessPulsar)
*"Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys*
*@PrincessPulsar runs to the rampway, doing some incredible acrobatic moves. She then leaps into the ring, doing her pose.*
Shelly: And her opponent, also debuting tonight...from Amsterdam, The Netherlands, SABRINA JADE! (@AFlameValkyrie) *Intruders (Remix) by CFO$* plays
*As the bell rings, we see Princess Pulsar attempt to shake hands, but she is only met with an Irish Whip off the ropes, into a dropkick by Sabrina Jade. Sabrina Jade keeps going into the kicks, punches and elbows, but to her surprise, the blows to the head bounce off Pulsar...
*Sabrina goes for a Suicide Dive, but Pulsar ROLLS OUT of the way...setting Sabrina up for an Arm Drag and then a Dropkick of her own. However, when Pulsar tries the Moonsault, Sabrina rolls out, executing the Snap DDT on her to knock her down*
*Feeling an opportunity, Sabrina goes for the Chokehold STO...thinking this to be an easy win, she locks in the Hell's Gate RIGHT AWAY...but Pulsar POWERS OUT of it, striking her and knocking her BACK into the turnbuckle again for the Double Foot Stomp*
*feeling this INCREDIBLE moment, Pulsar goes for the Galata Splash to a rousing-up Sabrina...will it connect?* YES!!!! And she makes the pin for the 1...2...3!
Hamida: Here is your winner...PRINCESS PULSAR! (@PrincessPulsar) Pulsar celebrates, rushing out of the ring to celebrate with the fans at ringside...@AFlameValkyrie is absolutely SEETHING right now, vowing through gritted lips "Dit is nog niet voorbij" (This is not over yet)
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*we move on to the next match on the card* Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL... Crowd: ONE FALL!
*Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J plays* Hamida: Making her way to the ring...from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 175 lbs., she is "Beautiful & Deadly" ROSE!! (@RoseBeandDe)
*Drop Dead Cynical by Amaranthe plays* Hamida: And her opponent...from Pandora's Box, weighing in at 135 lbs., HELENA HANDBASKET! @Cases4Baskets)
*The bell rings, and we see Rose flexing her muscles for the fans. Needless to say, Helena is not impressed* Helena: Why not give us a lesson, miss? Why don't I walk on this rope...and you see if you can support me? *Rose agrees...but is met with an ARM TWIST CHOP!*
*A cackling Helena looks down at Rose writhing on the ground, kicking her on the ground* Helena: The laws of physics be damned...a musclehead AND an airhead in one! *She instantly regrets it, as Rose grabs her by the ankle, smalling Helena to the mat*
*Rose then flexes some more, a German suplex and then a Full-Nelson suplex, and then the pin* 1...tw- *Helena kicks RIGHT out, getting up and then RIGHT into a big boot by Rose*
*Rose then drags her into the corner, kneeing Helena to it as the ref counts* 1..2...3...4... *As soon as Rose stops and heads closer, Helena launches an EXPLODER SUPLEX to her. throwing her RIGHT outside of the ring*
*Irish Whipping Rose into the turnbuckle, Helena runs towards her, executing a PERFECT Monkey Flip!* Helena: It's like you slipped on bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! *As Helena keeps taunting, Rose pulls off a SPEAR, then a Shoulder Breaker*
*Feeling the match get into its 'crunch-time' Rose does a Eye of the Behold bearhug on Helena...who manages to sneak a bootlace on the rope. Once the hold is broken, Rose does an Enjoy Your Flight, tossing Helena to the other side of the ring*
*As Rose runs towards Helena hoping for another Spear, all she gets is a CODE BREAKER!
Irish Whipping her to the perpendicular turnbuckle, Helena starts the Blurred Lines on Rose*
Helena: Hashtag-You-TOO!
*That is enough to send Rose into a FRENZY, reversing things into a Working the Bag, getting out JUST before the 4-count. To the fans' cheers, Rose flexes, pointing her fingers in a gun motion to the crowd*
Rose: Bang bang...
Crowd: YOU'RE DEAD!
*And so Rose goes with the finisher of that name, powerbombing Helena THREE times, with the fans counting along. The second time, she drops Helena, flexing to the crowd...unfortunately, that's JUST enough time for the Screw U! on Rose. Pulling the tights, Helena gets the 1-2-3*
Hamida: Here's your winner, HELENA HANDBASKET! (@Cases4Baskets)
*Helena celebrates, taunting Rose as she slides out*
Helena: The stronger they are...THE HARDER THEY ATROPHY!
*a visibly bummed @RoseBeandDe wipes the sweat from her brow, vowing revenge and flexing for the fans*
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Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL... Fans: ONE FALL! Hamida: And is for the Galactic Tag Team CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
Hamida: Introducing the first challengers, at a combined weight of 265 lbs., Adrianna Bliss (@AdriannaBliss) & (@EfedAmber)...THE SURF CITY SWEETHEARTS! *the fans cheer*
*California Gurls by Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg plays, as the Surf City Sweethearts (@EfedAmber & @AdriannaBliss) head into the ring, high-fiving the fans and "raising the roof" with them*
Hamida: And introducing the second challengers, at a combined weight of 253 lbs., Ashlyn Moon (@CaptAshMoon) & Kayla Rayleigh (@KayaTheSaiyan)..VELOCITY 54*! *the fans cheer even louder*
*SSJ 3 Theme by Friedrich Habelter hits, as Velocity 54* (@CaptAshMoon & @KayaTheSaiyan) RUSH out, high-fiving every fan whose hand is out as they dash down the ramp, around the perimiter, and finally into the ring*
*because both teams are fan favorites, they shake hands with each other before the bell rings...when that happens, it's Amber and Kaya kicking things off, locking into each other*
*Amber wins the first tie-up, CLOTHESLINING Kaya. Using her superior strength, Amber then goes for an Olympic Slam...which is COUNTERED by Kaya's Bicycle Kick to the jaw!*
*with Amber in the corner, Kaya does a Running Big Boot, but Amber ESCAPES before Kaya can hit her running double knee strike...then proceeds to get behind her, whipping her to the ropes then hitting a Spinebuster, followed by an Olympic Slam*
*Amber tags in Adrianna now, who goes for the Lung Blower, but is QUICKLY countered by Kaya's kick to her face, setting her up for A single knee facebreaker. She then looks at Ashlyn waving her hand looking for the tag...and she MAKES THE TAG!*
*Ashlyn QUICKLY proceeds to do a drtopkick on Adrianna, then a Raining StarLights, then a Springboard Bulldog, going for the pin*
1...2...
*Amber breaks the tag before running right back to ringside, giving Adrianna a window*
*Adrianna FINALLY pulls off that Lung Blower on Ashlyn, followed by a Snap Suplex, then a Fisherman Neckbreaker, then a pin attempt of her own*
1...2...
*Kaya breaks the pin, then runs back to ringside. A "THIS IS AWESOME!" chant breaks out*
*Trying for another Snap Suplex, Adrianna gets Irish Whipped outside of the ring, with Ashlyn doing a Suicide Dive afterwards. Both are knocked out*
1...2...3...4...
*putting Adrianna back into the ring, Ashlyn drags her back up for a Springboard Tornado DDT-but is reversed for another Snap Suplex.
Adrianna then tags in Amber, who she assists in picking up Ashlyn, then pulls off an Avalanche Victory Roll for a pin attempt*
1...2...KICKOUT!
*Ashlyn crawls over to Kaya, tagging her in for a Twin Kamehameha! to Amber.
Feeling a surge of strength, Kaya then hits a Shenron Suplex on Amber, but is then countered with an Amber's Waves! As Amber locks in Life's a Beach on Kaya, she reaches for-and makes-the ropes!*
*Kipping up, Kaya tags Ashlyn, who combines with her for a Lunar Landing on Amber!
As Ashlyn bumps Adrianna off the rope, her and Kaya climb to the same turnbuckle, soaking in EVERY SINGLE CHEER...and hit their most UNFORGETTABLE Midnight Diamond for the 1-2-3!*
Hamida: Here are your winners, and the FIRST-EVER Galactic Tag Team Champions, the team of Ashlyn Moon (@CaptAshMoon) & Kaya Rayleigh (@KayaTheSaiyan), VELOCITY 54*!
*Ashlyn and Kaya celebrate to the fans' ADORING cheers as they hoist their belts in the air*
*helping the Surf City Sweethearts back to the ring, VELOCITY 54* extends their hands out to them for a handshake...they accept, in a FANTASTIC display of sportsmanship.*
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During our intermission, just wanted to remind you that Episode 2: Countdown will be airing NEXT WEEK, October 22, from CBU Events Center on the campus of California Baptist University in Riverside, CA! Tickets are available NOW...
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Hamida: The following contest is a Triple Threat match scheduled for one fall...
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Hamida: ...and is for the CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP!
*Riders of the Storm by Hammerfall plays*
Peyton Dragovic (@ThePeyDragon) rides her motorcycle to the entrance, removing her helmet just as she stops and waving around her pink hair to the fans' cheers. She slaps their hands' as the heads on up.
*Somethin' Bad by Miranda Lambert & Carrie Underwood plays*
As the song cues, Tabatha Cane (@CaneTabatha) steps out on the stage, tosses her hands up, then jogs to the ring, slides in, and poses on the turnbuckle.
*Gasoline by Porcelain and the Tramps plays*
The One Woman Army F.M. Young (@AmazonatHeart) comes out to thunderous applause! The big woman rears back and howls, before starting a slow walk down the ramp were she slaps hands with fans...
Hamida: Introducing the first challenger, from Moscow, Russia, weighing in at 150 lbs., the Nomad Ronin, PEYTON DRAGOVIC! (@ThePeyDragon)
*crowd cheers*
Hamida: And the second challenger, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing in at 136 lbs., TABATHA CANE! (@CaneTabatha)
*the crowd cheers slightly quieter, but her niece @LillybugCane is seen watching in the front row of the crowd and cheering*
Hamida: And the third challenger, from Seville, Spain, weighing in at 214 lbs., she is the One-Woman Army, FM YOUNG!!! (@AmazonatHeart)
*the fans cheer their loudest of all for her*
*as the bell rings, we see FM and Peyton doing an MMA-style "glove-tap"...however, this is quickly broken up by Tabby, who takes down Peyton for a good ol' ground-and-pound*
*FM just stands there for a bit before taking Tabby down with some SOLID shin kicks of her own...before Peyton climbs the turnbuckle and knocks FM down with a Missile Dropkick*
*Peyton tries locking Tabby into a Crossface, which FM breaks instantly.
As FM and Peyton trade strikes, Tabby climbs up the turnbuckle, hitting a Second Rope Dropkick to take FM down, then hitting Peyton with a Flatliner, making the pin attempt:
1...tw-and FM breaks it*
*FM and Tabby trade DDTs, but Peyton grabs Tabby for the German Suplex, then tries one on FM, who counters with some elbows to the head, then one more DDT for good measure*
*FM goes for the pin
1-2...Tabby breaks it up!
With a SUPERKICK to FM and a SUPERKICK to Peyton, Tabby's just about ready to finish this...as she gets ready for the Pop-Up Powerbomb to FM, Peyton climbs to the top rope behind her and ELBOW DROPS her!*
*As Peyton goes for the pin on Tabby...FM tries to break it up...but accidentally knocks the ref out!
This enables Peyton to see that the ref is out, get Tabby up, and put her in the Dragon's Breath...but just when it looks like she's about to tap...*
*Electric Eye by Celldwelller hits, with @TheLadyMercier standing atop the entrance ramp*
Though Peyton only flinches for a MOMENT, that's enough for Tabby to reach the ropes just as the ref comes to, doing another DDT, but as she goes for the Sitdown Powerbomb...*
*FM Young lifts HER up for the Human Error Processor, knocking HER down for the count, and enabling her to pick up that 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner...and the INAUGURAL Conquest Champion...The One-Woman Army, FM YOUNG!!!! (@AmazonatHeart)
*FM soaks up the fans' massive cheers, a "YOU DESERVE IT!" chant breaking out, answered by a "LONG MAY YOU REIGN!" one...*
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Hamida: Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages,..this is our MAIN EVENT of the evening...the following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere match scheduled for ONE FALL...
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Hamida: ...and is for the inaugural GALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP!
*Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Postmodern Jukebox plays*
*"The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins (@DatsAzzyVebbins) strolls to the ring as her theme song serenades the crowd. Once in the ring, she curtsies to the referee*
*Paint It, Black by Ciara plays*
*The arena turns black to set the mood for Serah Karin (@IdolXnz). Soaking up the crowd's massive boos, her crown of roses set down and bursting into flames. Before she enters, she grabs the top rope and gyrates her hips*
Hamida: Introducing the first challenger...from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 115 lbs., "The Adorkable Angel" AZURINE VEBBINS!! (@DatsAzzyVebbins)
*The crowd MASSIVELY cheers as Azzy smiles, pumping them up and curtsying to Serah*
Hamida: And introducing the second challenger...from Tauranga, New Zealand, weighting in at 150 lbs., SERAH KARIN!! (@IdolXnz)
*The crowd just as massively boos Serah, but it's the sweetest music to her ears as she smiles some more*
*As the bell rings, Azzy tries to be a good sport, offering her hand to Serah...as we learn IMMEDIATELY, Serah will have none of that, taking Azzy down with a flurry of right hands...they're all legal, so this is paradise for Serah!*
*like freshly-tenderized meat is Azzy's prone form to Serah right now...but as she gets ready for her next strike, Azzy powers up for a SCOOP POWERSLAM!
She then climbs up the ropes for a Springboard Double Axe Handle...but Serah rolls out of the way, with Azzy HITTING THE MAT!*
*Serah picks Azzy up, Irish-whipping her against the ropes, then kicking her RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Licking her lips, Serah slowly moves to the outside, smiling as she approaches the ring bell, picking it up and ready to give a 'salute' right to Azzy's dome*
*ONE BLOW! AND TWO! AND THREE! AND FOUR!
But Azzy will NOT let herself even have a "mostly-dead" salute...as Serah turns around a bit, Azzy picks her up for a HALF-NELSON SUPLEX right to the barricade!*
*Reaching under the ring, Azzy picks up a steel chair, and wastes no time swinging it RIGHT at Serah*
Azzy: HAVE SEVERAL SEATS!!!!
*we see and hear the chair join the steel steps for an Oreo of pain with Serah as the cream filling*
*at the fifth blow, Serah GRABS the chair and SMASHES it against poor Azzy's forehead...and BUSTS her forehead right up with bright-red blood!*
Serah: Now THIS...is obligatory.
*as she says it, she takes apart the announce table and Irish Whips Azzy onto it*
*pulling Azzy up, Serah attempts a leg trap T-bone suplex...but Azzy kicks her some, then slams Serah into a SNAP SUPLEX right through that ol' announce table!
Both women are knocked out, but as falls count anywhere, we wait for them to rouse up as "HOLY SHIT!" chants begin*
*Serah gets up first, striking Azzy with some LETHAL kicks, her legs still at 100%.
She then throws Azzy to the barricade on the other side, picking up a Kendo stick from under the ring as she sashays towards her to begin some more strikes*
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
*even as the bloody mess that she is right now, Azzy STILL kicks Serah in the head, snatching the kendo stick and smashing HER a couple times, giving Serah a crimson mask about half as big as the one on Azzy's face*
*throwing the weapon aside, Azzy gets Serah in good position for the Sweetheart Sock Hop combo, the last part of which Serah reverses into the spear-like wrap-around takedown submission. Nevertheless, Azzy persisted, with Serah letting go, deciding she's not done with her yet*
*Azzy powers up enough to drag Serah to the top of the ramp, for a good ol'-fashioned SCOOP SLAM right on the entrance ramp!
This time, she COMPLETES the Sweetheart Sock Hop, the last part of which throws Serah RIGHT OFF the ramp onto the floor below*
*Azzy goes for the springboard double axe-handle...but Serah somehow roles OUT of the way onto that cold unpadded steel floor, making Azzy's pain match hers.
It is at this point that Serah bares the teeth with a SERIES of knee strikes to the side of Azzy's poor head*
*but Azzy STILL stays resilient, hitting ANOTHER Scoop Slam, and trying to set up for the Pearly Gatekeeper.
but at THAT moment, Serah makes it go ICE COLD...her strong heel DIRECTLY to Azzy's tough but bloody head, knocking her out to make the 1...2...3...*
Hamida: Here is your winner, and the INAUGURAL Galactic Champion...SERAH KARIN (@IdolXnz)!!!
*Serah musters up her strength, holding the title aloft to the crowd's EXTREME boos, mockingly waving goodbye to the unconscious @DatsAzzyVebbins as doctors check on her and we fade out*