Post by Melinda Rhodes on Jul 15, 2019 22:33:04 GMT -7
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LIVE...from the Mike and Arline Walter Pyramid on the campus of California State University in Long Beach, California, Episode 3: #Ignition of GALACTIIIIIIC WREEEEEESTLIIIIIIING!
*"Derezzed" by Daft Punk plays*
Hamida: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Founder/CEO/General Manager of Galactic Women's Wrestling, SHELLY G.! (@shellygalactic)
*"They're So Incredible" by The Revenge plays*
*soaking up cheers and the WE ARE GALACTIC! WE ARE GALACTIC! chants, Shelly begins*
Shelly G.: With so much drama in the L-B-C, it's kinda hard doin' the job of ol Shelly-single-G! But I think I've put together a pretty good card for "The Beach"...on the LAST STOP TO LIFTOFF!
Shelly G: Yes, this next Sunday from the Galen Center on the campus of USC in Los Angeles, California...we will be holding our VERY first pay-per-view! Every title will be on the line...and just like the neighborhood beach cruiser repair man, we're gonna get the wheels ROLLIN'!
Shelly G.: But you didn't come to hear this chi-ca chit-chat all night, did you? You came to see some PURE, ACTION-PACKED WOMEN WRESTLING!!!!
The floor is yours, Hamida...
*Shelly G. hands the mic back to Hamida as the crowd chants "WE ARE GALACTIC!!!" some more*
Hamida: The following contest is our OPENING MATCH, and is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Loser" by Beck plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg78BgLeQWc …
Hamida: Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 190 lbs., PAULA SHOCK!!! (@jobbershock )
*"Low" by Flo Rida ft. T-Pain plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6Q_uaJF4k …
Hamida: And her opponent, from Colts Neck, New Jersey, weighing in at 128 lbs., PET! (@thepetfbgp)
*as the various members of Pet's Harem stand by upon the entrance ramp, the bell rings. Paula, giving Pet ONE look in the eye, flops down to the mat...which Pet covers*
1...2...
*Pet then breaks the cover herself, ever the mind-game mistress*
*daring Paula to make a move, Pet points to her cheek..Paula attempts ONE SINGLE slap...but is quickly blocked. And slapped. And pulled down to the mat by the hair. And dropkicked low.*
*Pet then pulls Paula up, Irish whipping her to the mat for a Snapmare! With a cold stare to her prone opponent, Pet applies a SEATED FULL NELSON, with Paula TAPPING OUT almost instantly!*
*Hamida* Here is your winner, PET! (@thepetfbgp)
*Pet has no time to celebrate, as she gets a riding crop out, ready to smack Paula's bum with it*
Pet: On your knees, bitch...
*Pet cracks the crop ONE time, as Paula gets down, writhing in pain...then puts a leash on her*
*snapping the leash on her, Pet gives Paula's bum a couple more thwacks, giving a look as if she's going easy on her, and future opponents will not be so fortunate.
Together with her Harem, Pet walks Paula out as the fans boo loudly and she pays them no regard.*
Hamida: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, fully-patched Shieldmaidens MC member, the Ronin, PEYTON "DRAGO" DRAGOVIC!!! (@thepeydragon )
*"Riders of the Storm" by Hammerfall plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiMxzI0Mv98 …
*Peyton gets the mic*
Peyton: Last week at Episode 2: #Countdown in Riverside, you got a sneak preview of the power, the brutality, the SISTERHOOD they call...the SHIELDMAIDENS. When Widow and I PROVED ourselves worthy of the Tag Team Championships by defeating...
Peyton: ...the current Galactic Tag Team Champions Velocity 54*, we sent a CLEAR MESSAGE, that we were here to make Galactic our territory, our stomping grounds! At #Liftoff, we were all set to prove their hype to be nothing BUT that as we took their titles...HOWEVER...
Peyton: ...just a few days ago, I found out that my sister Widow was JUMPED FROM BEHIND, had her knee blown out, got rushed to emergency surgery, and is going to be out for a couple months. Whoever did it, obviously knows NOTHING more about us than what you all did eight days ago
Peyton: The Maidens are hungry for revenge...but they wanted me to stand down. However, being a Ronin with BURNING suspicions...knowing who would have the most to gain...I was HUNGRY to beat the truth out of my prime suspects. So Shelly granted me a match against either one...
Peyton: ...of them. I, of course, wanted to take down BOTH, but the foolhardy strikers refused a handicap match...so we met in the middle, and Shelly granted me a Gauntlet match, where I could derail that train...CAR BY CAR.
So whichever unlucky sap goes first...bring it!
*"Ultra Instinct" by 94Stones plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUAgHNO6z0I …
Hamida: Making her way to the ring first...representing VELOCITY 54*, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 112 lbs., one half of the GALACTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, KAYA RAYLEIGH (@kayathesaiyan)!!
*as the bell rings, we see Peyton and Kaya tie up, with her Shieldmaidens sisters "Psycho" Saoirse and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire (@irishbikeracy25) watching from the outside.
Peyton attempts a Crossface, but Kaya SLAMS HER DOWN to the mat with a Backpack Stunner!*
*as she gets back up, Kaya lets loose with a SERIES of kicks...but Peyton proceeds to PICK HER UP for a German Suplex! Drago then tries climbing up the turnbuckle for a Frog Splash...but Kaya rolls out JUST IN TIME!*
*recovering at nearly the same pace Peyton does, Kaya goes for a BICYCLE KICK straight to Peyton into the turnbuckle! After a BIG BOOT and a running double knee strike, she tries for the pin on her*
1...2...
*Peyton kicks out, not going down that easy...*
*a Double-Knee Backbreaker from Kaya sets her up for Galic Gun! FIRE! However, as she tries to slap Peyton, she gets German suplexed...then Peyton tries another Frog Splash...AND IT CONNECTS THIS TIME!*
*Peyton then Irish Whips Kaya to the ropes...DROPKICKING Kaya outside of them! She then heads outside the ring herself, MISSILE DROPKICKING Kaya to the barricade. The ref counts*
1...2...3...4...5...
As the ref gets close to counting them out...Kaya comes RIGHT BACK with a DROPKICK to Peyton, then reverses another Crossface attempt with another Backpack Stunner! This sends Peyton into the concrete...as Kaya tries heading back...she's met with a SPINNING BACKFIST! From whom?
*It's from @irishbikeracy25! Sensing her sister in danger, she gets herself DQ'd, winning the match for @kayathesaiyan but CONTINUING her beatdown on her. As @thepeydragon gets back up and joins the assault, @captashmoon runs down the ramp to even the odds*
*however, it doesn't stay that way for long...as their fellow Shieldmaidens Bullet (@amcar998) and Bandit (@novascotiajml) head on over to push Velocity 54* away, then to hold Drago and Psycho back. As manager Banshee joins them, all the Maidens point to Velocity 54*.,,*
*...then to the Liftoff logo ad on the screen. Making the belt motion, all the Maidens (including bodyguard Bruiser) head up the ramp, raising their fists as Velocity 54* raises the roof, it being disputed whose motions are pumping the crowd up more*
At #Liftoff, Velocity 54* (@captashmoon & @kayathesaiyan) will defend their Tag Team Championships against a team of two TBD #Shieldmaidens and the winner of tonight's Tag Team Triple Threat match...
*Hamida heads back into the ring*
Hamida; The following contest is a SUBMISSIONS MATCH! The only way to win is by making your opponent TAP OUT!
*"Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZuzlmpbOs …
Hamida: Introducing first, from New York City, weighing in at 200 lbs., VIVACIOUS LYNN! (@ohvivacious)
"Trouble" by Pink plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6bikabtotw …
Hamida: And her opponent, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighing in at 138 lbs., REBECCA LAWSON!!! (@1badassbytch)
*as the bell rings, Lynn tries to go STRAIGHT for the sleeper hold from behind...obviously, it's to NO avail whatsoever, as Rebecca turns Lynn around for a CAPTURE SUPLEX!!!*
*from this, Rebecca gets a good GROUND-AND-POUND going...but is LOW-BLOW kicked by Lynn. This opens the door for Lynn to get a DDT in, then lock in ANOTHER sleeper hold...but AGAIN, Rebecca powers up, picking Lynn up for some German Suplexing*
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
*Lynn is able to get in a SINGLE suplex, but Rebecca reverses with a JUMPING arm breaker! Finally, Rebecca locks in her Cross Armbreaker...then once again, Lynn TAPS TF OUT!!!*
Hamida: Here is your winner...REBECCA LAWSON!!! (@1badassbytch)
*Rebecca celebrates as the fans GO WILD...brushing her brow and her shoulders off, she points at a felled Lynn (@ohvivacious), then backstage presumably at (@von_Terminator)*
Rebecca: In six days...THAT'S YOU, URS!
*Shelly G. makes her way back out to the ring*
Shelly G: Ladies and gentlemen...I had been hoping on a verbally-agreed signee to finalize her deal with us tonight and be @rosebeandde's partner for this match ahead...unfortunately, she didn't answer back...
*fans boo*
Shelly G.: As such, the following is now a HANDICAP MATCH...but if anyone can handle two women at once, I know ROSE can! So on to the introductions, Hamida!
*"Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWkKSIc-tU …
Hamida: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 175 lbs., ROSE! (@rosebeandde)
*"Imperium" by Machine Head plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wKGkrZJHIc …
Hamida: And her opponents, first, from White Sands, New Mexico, weighing in at 232 lbs. (with only 2% body fat), "TERMINATOR" VON ROSSBACH! (@von_Terminator)
*"Pleasure and Pain" by Divinyls plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgtCWG7BQ5k …
Hamida: And her partner, from Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia, weighing in at 175 lbs., FRANKIE STEEL! (@frankiesteelaus)
*as the bell rings, Rose flexes for the crowd while Frankie tries to go in first...Terminator's icy stare causes Frankie to retreat, as the opposing muscular forces tie up inside the ring*
*after Urs wins the tie-up,, she does VARIOUS kicks to Rose's midsection...then Irish Whips her for a Lou Thesz Press...which Rose REVERSES into a German Suplex! All the while, Frankie grabs a front-row fan's drink, slightly more pleased with it than she was last week*
Frankie: Better 'en what that Baptist college had last week, that's fer sure...but I wish somebody brought an OE 40-ounce! Or do dey only come in paper bags?
*all the while, Rose tries a big boot to Ursula's head...but learns the HARD WAY why it's a bad idea*
*as Rose grabs her foot in pain from the boot to the metal plate in Ursula's head, Ursula sees a VERY easy opportunity. Headed RIGHT to Rose, Ursula launches a QUICK ankle lock. But just as it appears Rose is about to tap...Frankie TAGS HERSELF IN, much to Urs' anger.*
*Coldly staring Frankie down, Ursula walks to the side, with Frankie sticking her tongue out for the microsecond she's turned around. She proceeds to HIT an Arn Anderson-style spinebuster to Rose, drunkenly singing and model-walking to the crowd*
Frankie: E...very ROOOOOSE...has its thorn...an' I CUT 'em off ta mix with mah rum-
(Rose SPEARS her at that very moment to the fans' delight...then locks in the Hammerlock Wrist Lock...although Ursula looks set to accept the hot tag, Frankie REACHES THE ROPES instead...)
*with a kick to Rose, Frankie gets up, Irish Whips her to the turnbuckle, then does a CORNER DROPKICK right to 'er! Tagging in Ursula, Frankie rolls back outside, rejoining the party as Ursula continues her onslaught*
*Ursula picks up Rose for an Olympic slam, causing Frankie to twerk against the barricade...yes, it is an old-school one*
Frankie: When the Urs picked the Rose up, she DROPPED HER LIKE SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE'S REALLY NOT, and NOW I GET MY SHOT!
*Frankie tags herself in again*
*Ursula marches towards Frankie, lifting her up and SPINNING HER AROUND*
Frankie: I feel like I'm gonna throw up...then again, don't I always?
*Ursula THROWS Frankie on Rose, into position for the pin*
1...2...
*Rose KICKS OUT*
More
*a few punches later to Rose, Frankie hits ANOTHER spinebuster...then a RUDE AWAKENING style neckbreaker! Feeling like going for the Bearhug, Frankie tries it...but is then reversed as Rose hits a thorough and devastating PLANT THEM on both sides of the ring, then to the mat!*
*Rose goes for the pinfall attempt again*
1...2...
*but that's when Frankie SNEAKS her boot-tip onto the rope. As such, she finds enough energy and looks for Ursula to tag in...but WAIT A MINUTE!*
It's @1badassbytch! She gets RIGHT in @von_Terminator's face...and THEY'RE TRADING BLOWS RIGHT ON THE MAT! IRON PLATE BE DAMNED, REBECCA'S OUT FOR BLOOD, AND SO IS URSULA!
The brawl ONLY GETS WORSE, and starts to head OUTSIDE THE RING AREA ENTIRELY!
*This leaves Rose and Frankie in the ring...Rose bearhugs Frankie for the Eye of the Behold, but Frankie once again drunkenly works the ropes to pull off ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER to Rose! Then she climbs up the turnbuckle, ready to pull off a DEVASTATING*
Frankie; CannonBIZZLE!
*it CONNECTS! Frankie then dances, singing off-key*
Frankie: There she is, MISS AMERICA!
*pointing to Rose, she picks her up and CONNECTS The Steel Works, leading to the 1..2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner...FRANKIE STEEL! (@frankiesteelaus)
*Frankie grabs another fan's drink from the front row, then pours it over Rose (@rosebeandde)*
Frankie: This is for yer future after Liftoff...
*Frankie struts drunkenly all the way up the entrance ramp*
*Hamida steps back out into the ring*
Hamida; The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Drop Dead Cynical" by Amaranthe plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6tBsBeNnBg …
Hamida: Introducing first, from Pandora's Box, weighing in at 135 lbs., HELENA HANDBASKET! (@cases4baskets)
*"In the Red" by Crucified Barbara plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE2bMOLmLU4 …
Hamida: And her opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 139 lbs., MAJA LINDSTRÖM! (@bodybymaja)
*as the bell rings, the two rush towards each other...but Helena grabs Maja with the EXPLODER SUPLEX! She does her typical mocking of her downed opponent*
Helena: I guess those who can, do...and those who can't, train!
*as she kips up, a grin spreads across Maja's lips as she rhythimically strikes and kicks Helena all the way to the ropes*
Maja: Oh, I've trained with demonoids far worse than you, Helena...and with better senses of humor too!
*beginning to sense that Maja's not as scared of her as others have been, Helena pulls a CODE BREAKER out of nowhere, knocking Maja to the mat*
Helena: You've got your head up yer arse...so I popped a cap or two in it!
*as Helena goes for the Monkey Flip, she's met with a BIG BOOT to the face, knocking her back for another flurry of strikes from Maja. ONE kick to the head, followed by a MOONSAULT from the top rope! Maja goes for the*
1...2...
*Helena kicks out*
*Helena twists Maja's arm, walking the ring rope....then jumps down for the ROPEWALK CHOP! Then she Irish Whips Maja to the corner, setting up a Monkey Flip before setting up her signature*
Helena: I don't usually do this...but let me break you off with a preview of the REMIX!
*Helena does her infamous Blurred Lines, riding Maja as she sings along*
Helena: This is my match for Ignition, hot and fresh out Hell's Kitchen', mama rollin' that body, 'cause i be givin' her fric-
*Maja then KICKS Helena in the back of her head, sending her to the mat*
*climbing the top rope, Maja goes ahead to get Helena...THUNDERSTRUCK! Pumping up the crowd, Maja KICKS Helena in the stomach...hooks the arms...and puts her IN THE RED, to the mat, for the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner, MAJA LINDSTRÖM! (@bodybymaja)
*Maja celebrates as the crowd cheers her on, making one last parting shot at the fallen Helena*
Maja: YOU...do not scare me. I know Daniela...
*UPDATE*
We are getting word that...@1badassbytch and @von_Terminator's brawl has ESCALATED all the way to the concourses...Rebecca's slamming Ursula, Ursula's tossing Rebecca...security has tried to break it up, but to no avail...
*Hamida returns*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Thunderstruck" by 2 Cellos plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1BkkQXn7FU …
Hamida: Introducing first, from Perthshire, Scotland, weighing in at 125 lbs., MOLLY HATCHET!!! (@m0lly_HATCHET)
*"I Want it All" by Queen plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWIvvEJ0--s …
Hamida: And her opponent, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing in at 160 lbs., KITTY OWENS!!! (@kc_Owens)
*This match gets under way as Molly and Kitty meet in the middle. Kitty shows some strength, shoving Molly to her backside, however Molly is quick to spring back to her feet, nailing her opponent with a couple quick forearm shivers then attempts a Irish whip that was reversed*
*Molly comes back to be scooped up and taken down hard with a Samoan drop, and Kitty wastes no time trying for a cover*
1,,,2,,,
*Molly kicks out. Kitty picks Hatchet up and sends her to the ropes. Molly rebounds going for a clothesline but it is ducked!*
*Kitty sends Molly over the head with a German Suplex attempt-however, the ginger lands on her feet, then hits the ropes spring boarding off the second taking Owens down with a crossbody.*
1....2..
*Kitty kicks out. getting to one knee*
Molly wastes no time bouncing off the ropes and jumps for a super woman punch, but is caught with a huge belly to belly suplex. Owens pulls her up and sends her opponent crashing back down with a nice scoop slam then drops a leg across the chest before making the cover*
1..2...
*Kitty kicks out. Back to her feet, Kitty deadlifts Molly from the mat, possibly looking for the Blue Bomber...but Molly rolls forward holding the legs!*
1.....2..Thr-NO!
*Kitty kicks out again*
*Both ladies end up back at square one, throwing blows in the middle of the ring*
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap clap clap clap*
*Owens starts to get the better of the situation and sends Molly into the turnbuckle, then comes running in for a clothesline...*
*But Molly moves JUST IN TIME, then nails a BEAUTIFUL springboard drop kick that sends her opponent to a seated position in the corner! Hatchet backs into the corner, then comes FULL FORCE nailing the cannonball!*
*Both ladies try to find a vertical base, and Molly finds her feet after sliding out to the apron. She motions for Owens to get up-the moment she does, Molly springboards off the top delivering a a 720 Satellite DDT and slowly drapes an arm over Kitty for the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, MOLLY HATCHET! (@m0lly_HATCHET!)
*as her hand is raised, Molly extends a hand to Kitty Owens (@kc_Owens). Kitty accepts the handshake, and they both raise each other's hands, proud of their match and ready for their out-of-this-world futures!*
*Shelly G. comes back out*
Shelly G.: How is everyone LOVING #Ignition tonight?
*fans pop LOUDLY*
Shelly G.: Before we begin our next match, I must repeat to you the unfortunate announcement I found out earlier...because of damage sustained in a 45-minute Iron Woman match...
Shelly G.: ...elsewhere earlier tonight, @amazonatheart has not been cleared by doctors to compete in the Conquest Championship match. As such, we have given her the night off TONIGHT. However, if she is still not cleared for #Liftoff, she will be stripped of the title..
Shelly G.: With THAT SAID...the following contest is a "Qualifying Match" so to speak...we will bend the rules so that the winner will take on FM Young ONE-ON-ONWE in a LUMBERJILL MATCH for the Conquest Championship at #Liftoff next week!
*"Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-Jq6X6p-g …
Hamida: Introducing first, from the Other Side of the Galaxy, PRINCESS PULSAR! (@princesspulsar)
*"MAMA" by EXO-K plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f5Kt8KSxI0 …
Hamida; And her opponents; first, from Kabuchiko, Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 137 lbs., JAE UN! (@neugdaereborn)
*"Confident" by Demi Lovato plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcTKxqW6e0A …
Hamida: And, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 137 lbs., "The Beautiful One" KATIE ANDERSON!! (@beautifulkatiea)
*as the bell rings, we see a fight-hungry Katie CHARGE at whoever's unfortunate enough to be in her way, not caring who it is-as Jae rolls out of the ring, Katie hits a POWER SLAM on Pulsar, then setting up for a RUNNING BULLDOG before slamming Pusar's head to the mat more times*
*as Katie goes for a Butterfly Suplex to Pulsar, Jae runs back into the ring and SPINNING BACKFISTS Katie from behind...Judo Tossing her to the other side of the ring. Jae goes in for a Running Hip Attack...but she runs right into a DROPKICK from Princess Pulsar!*
*as Pulsar and Jae trade kicks, a maniacal smile forms on Katie's face...rolling out of the ring, she gets a BARB-WIRE BAT! As she gets back in, she makes sure EVERYBODY gets cracked with it!*
ONE to Pulsar!
ONE to Jae!
ANOTHER to Pulsar!
ANOTHER to Jae!
*Then Katie brings ANOTHER Power Slam to Pulsar, going for the pin*
1...2...
*Jae breaks it up. Katie is IMMEDIATELY incensed by this, and picks up the barb-wire bat...but Jae musters control of it for a bit! As Pulsar steps to the side, we see a struggle for the bat*
*Jae manages to WRANGLE control of it...getting a few shots in on Katie, and then, one Judo Toss later, going for her own pinfall*
1...2...
*Pulsar breaks up the pin*
*Pulsar DROPKICKS Jae, who manages to do a LITANY of barb-wire bat shots to her...though you can't see the damage with her suit and mask on, you can FEEL how she's feeling it...Then Jae goes for the HALF-NELSON SUPLEX and another pin attempt*
1...2...
*Katie breaks it up now*
*in the breakup, Katie PICKS UP THE BARB-WIRE BAT again...and a COUPLE MORE SHOTS to Jae and Pulsar! Sensing the end is near, Katie then dances a bit right before she hits a STANDING MOONSAULT to Jae!*
*Katie hits a BELLY TO BELLY suplex to Jae...as Pulsar goes for the moonsault from the top rope, Katie hits ANOTHER BELLY-TO-BELLY suplex to Pulsar...then, Katie CLIMBS the top turnbuckle to a fallen Pulsar...the FALLING PEACH BLOSSOM CONNECTS! Katie gets the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner..."The Beautiful One" KATIE ANDERSON!!! (@beautifulkatiea)
*as Katie celebrates, she points to the back ramp, then makes a chicken-wing flap motion, followed by a "title belt" motion, apparently sensing a message to the current champ...*
*Jae Eun (@neugdaereborn) and Princess Pulsar (@princesspulsar) have a staredown outside the ring, with each one making a "crown" motion on top of their heads, then pointing to the #Liftoff ad...who will be the Princess of Princesses after their battle there?*
*we now go backstage, where Conquest Champion FM Young (@amazonatheart) is watching the TV from the doctor's office backstage...just then, Katie Anderson (@beautifulkatiea) steps back, brimming with cocky confidence*
Katie: Look at me...in six days, "I'M THE CHAMPION NOW."
*meanwhile, we see an upset Vivacious Lynn (@ohvivacious) backstage, reading Shelly G. the RIOT ACT with a seemingly-broken arm*
LYNN: Did you see what she did? DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID! That monster BROKE MY ARM...you're SO lucky that I'm not the type to sue you...
Shelly G.: Calm down...calm down. Over the next few days, we'll get it tested to see if it's really broken...if you're cleared, we got a match for you at #Liftoff...against someone who may be a "NERD!" like me, but as we saw earlier tonight...is about as BADASS as Becca.
Vivacious Lynn (@ohvivacious) stares at her would-be challenger for #LIftoff...it's KITTY OWENS! (@kc_Owens) Grinning at the bully standing before her, Kitty smiles at Lynn.
Kitty: Good luck with the X-rays...we'll see if you can pick on somebody ELSE your own size.
*Hamida heads back out*
Hamida: The following contest...is a TAG TEAM THREE-WAY DANCE! The winner of this match will face Velocity 54* and two Shieldmaidens for the Galactic Tag Team Championships at #Liftoff!
*"California Gurls" by Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MKyue3CUlM …
Hamida: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 265 lbs., the team of Adrianna Bliss and Amber Valentine (@adriannabliss and @efedamber), THE SURF CITY SWEETHEARTS!!!
*"Wildside" by Motley Crue plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMzKuAKJLOo …
Hamida: And their opponents; first, at a combined weight of 270 lbs., the team of “The Cat” Seleana Zdunich and Zenna Zdunich (@valentine632 & @zucchini_zeNZ), WILDSIDE!!!
*"Bird Machine" by DJ Snake plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKRJpcBcKBw …
Hamida: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 278 lbs., the team of Iphigenia Medrapedes and Ravyn Lovelace (@greek_graps & @ravynlovelace), KOPÁDI!!!
*as the bell rings, we begin with Amber, Sele and Iphy circling around the ring...Iphy begins the action with an armbar on Seleana, which is met with a strong KICK to the back! Seleana then tries a Muta Lock in Iphy, which Amber breaks up in good order*
*an OLYMPIC SLAM to Sele, then a CLOTHESLINE to a recovering Iphy, and Amber TAGS in Adrianna...who runs into Seleana with MATCHING MISSILE DROPKICKS! This knocks the both of 'em out momentarily, as Iphy sees an opportunity, picking up Seleana to lock in a Nerve Hold!*
*but Seleana REACHES THE ROPES and TAGS IN ZENNA, who does a FRANKENSTEINER on Iphy. Zenna trades dropkicks with Adrianna, who gains the upper hand with a SNAP SUPLEX! Afterwards, Adruabba hits a FISHERMAN NECKBREAKER, then tags in Amber who does an Avalanche Victory Roll*
Amber goes for the pin attempt on Zenna
*1...2...*
Iphy BREAKS IT UP, with a SNAP SUPLEX for Amber right before she tags in Ravyn, who JUDO THROWS Amber away as she hits a HURRICANRANA on Zenna! Ravyn then goes for the Nerve Hold to Zenna, but Amber breaks it up...
*Amber tags in Adrianna, climbing the rope for a LUNG BLOWER to Ravyn as she makes a pin attempt*
1...2...
*Zenna breaks it up too, with a 450 Splash to Amber...As Zenna Irish Whips Amber out of the ring, then KICKS her to the outside, Ravyn does a SUICIDE DIVE RIGHT to Amber!*
*The referee starts counting both of them out, but Ravyn heads back into the ring following a brief Nerve Hold to Amber...Zenna TAGS IN Seleana, with an Assisted Dropkick to Raven as Sele goes for the pin*
1...2...
*Iphy's about to break it-but Ravyn kicks out on her own*
*Ravyn then TAGS IN Iphy, with twin EXPLODER SUPLEXES to Seleana...As they go for the pin attempt*
1...2...
*Amber BREAKS IT UP, with an AMBER WAVES to Iphy...BUT Seleana hits the CAT'S EYE on Amber...BUT as it looks like Sele's going for the Shot of Z, Iphy IRISH WHIPS her...*
*INTO THE CORNER for a FALL FROM OLYMPUS! On the turnbuckle, Raven then goes for a SUICIDE DIVE to take out Adrianna and Zenna on the outside...AND IT HITS! Just Iphy, Amber, a CLUTCH OF THE TITANS, and a TAP OUT!!!*
Hamida: Here are your winners, the team of Iphigenia Medrapedes and Ravyn Lovelace (@greek_graps & @ravynlovelace), KOPÁDI!!!
*Iphy celebrates to a MASSIVE crowd pop as Ravyn hugs her teammate, her wife...they're going to #Liftoff, where their highest flight is to come!*
*Hamida heads out again*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Postmodern Jukebox plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=atmdk4uqmPk …
Hamida: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 115 lbs., AZURINE VEBBINS! (@datsazzyvebbins)
*"I Get Wicked" by Thousand Foot Krutch plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t29rGc-wWYg …
Hamida: And her opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 142 lbs., "WICKED" WENDY STEVENS! (@_WickedWendy)
*the bell rings, and Azzy tries to be friendly once again...but just like the one she shadows, Wendy wants no part of it, IMMEDIATELY going for the Wicked Suplex Special...As she tries for the Wicked Flatliner, though, Azzy REVERSES it into a SCOOP SLAM!*
*as Azzy tries to go for a snap suplex, Wendy goes for the ROLLING FIREMAN'S CARRY...right INTO a Reverse Senton! At first Wendy tries for the pin*
1...2..
*but Azzy kicks RIGHT out!*
*this time Azzy HITS the snap suplex, then Irish Whips her RIGHT OUTSIDE THE RING. Climbing up the top turnbuckle, Azzy hits the SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!, resetting the count and knocking BOTH out on the concrete*
*soon as Azzy musters up more strength, she does a HALF-NELSON SUPLEX right to Wendy, which CUTS HER OPEN then gets Azzy going for the pin*
1...2...
*Wendy kicks RIGHT out, LOVING the adrenaline rush the blood gives her*
*Azzy's next move is met with a WICKED FLATLINER as the ref continues counting out*
6...7...8...
*Wendy gets in and out of the ring to reset the count, then dives out to hit the REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER to a prone Azzy!*
*with the crimson mask already on Wendy, she gets another WICKED SUPLEX in. However, the drops of blood from Azzy's face remind her of her beatdown at Episode 1...which she is NOT about to let happen again.,so she kicks off the SUPLEX TOUR!*
*first a SNAP SUPLEX! then a SCOOP SLAM! then a HALF-NELSON SUPLEX!*
Then Azzy steps back into the ring, then out again to reset the count, dragging Wendy back in. As Wendy gets in another Wicked Suplex, she goes for the Kotaro Crusher, but is only met with a KICK to the face!*
*Double Knees to the sternum, a Superkick, a Pull-In DDT...AZZY WELCOMES YOU TO THE SWEETHEART SOCK HOP, WENDY!
Feeling the rush of strength and the fans' adoration...Azzy warms up...and introduces the Wicked One to the PEARLY GATEKEEPER! She picks up the 1-2-3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner..."THE ADORKABLE ANGEL" AZURINE VEBBINS!!! (@datsazzyvebbins)
*As Azzy celebrates, she hears the sound of latex-gloved hands applauding on high-qualify sound...then she turns around on the screento see*
*It's PET (@thepetfbgp), smirking and mockingly applauding*
Pet: Not bad...not bad...you managed to take down the "Champ"'s overrated protege...but don't think this changes anything. Whether in Foxy Boxing or in wrestling, you are Still. My. Bitch.
Pet (@thepetfbgp): You just went missing for a while...because I LET you. But at #Liftoff this Sunday...
*Pet puts on one of her masks, tying it up over her face*
Pet: I'm coming to collect...six more days, Clop-Clop...
*Azzy (@datsazzyvebbins) yells at Pet from the ring*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL...please welcome our Special Guest Referee, the Galacic Champion, SERAH KARIN! (@idolxnz)
*"Paint It, Black" by Ciara plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYPWxymohWs …
*"Are You Ready" by Disturbed plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0sfbeijLgU …
Introducing first, from Denver, Colorado, weighing in at 130 lbs., AMEDEA RAO (@thewillofrao)!
*Release the Panic* by RED plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgepJaThEqk …
Hamida: And her opponent, from Jefferson City, Missouri, weighing in at 158 lbs., SAM TOLSON!!! (@thesamtolson)
*as the bell rings, Serah just waits around as Sam and Amedea stare down...they're here to settle the sparked feud between them. As they get closer, Serah slaps them both in the face, then slides out, letting them fight to their heart's content*
*as Serah just relaxes outside, Ame begins the attack with a clothesline, then a FLURRY of kicks to Sam's midsection. However, when she goes for the Sliding Knee Strike, Sam SLIDES out of the way, causing Ame to crash against the turnbuckles*
*Seizing the opportunity Sam does SUPLEX after SUPLEX after SUPLEX to a prone Amedea, finishing up her flurry with a Tazmissionplex...even though Amedea looks like she may be close to tapping, Serah's just relaxing on the outside, kicking her legs back on the announce table*
Sam: GET IN HERE, YOU COWARD!
*Serah does a "talk to the hand" motion as Ame reaches the ropes, continuing her shoot kicks for a Body Scissors. Again, Serah doesn't care to notice or look at Sam should she tap...nevertheless, Sam persists, powering out*
*Sam Irish Whips Ame to the corner, getting both legs tuned up and unleashing the Nihon e no ōdo...Sam goes for the pinfall, but Serah STILL can't be bothered to count it, just wanting her two foes to destroy each other*
*finally, Sam has had just about ENOUGH, marching RIGHT TOWARDS SERAH on the outside, SHOUTING at her to do her job.
Holding up her shirt, Serah taunts Sam, reminding her that if she retaliates she'll get DQ'd...this provides Ame with a window for ANOTHER clothesline to Sam*
*Then Ame does a Bicycle kick to Sam...then she recovers...then Sam PULLS APART the announce table, prompting Serah to FINALLY hop off...she then hits the VICTORY DROP OMEGA on Ame THROUGH the table!
Finally, Serah gets in the ring and does her job...*
Serah (@idolxnz) *REALLY fast*: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! RING THE BELL, DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!
*the fans BOOO, with numerous BULLSHIT! chants piped in, Sam (@thesamtolson) joining them, and Ame (@thewillofrao) rising up afterwards to join with everyone in the arena except the champ*
*laying down the "law," Serah does an ICE COLD to Sam, and an ICE COLD to AME! Then, Serah gets her belt, grabs her title, hits both her fallen foes with it, and motions for the mic*
Serah (@idolxnz): "Listen up. Everyone in the back and every single one of you peons on the crowd. I am tired, do you know that?
Tired of tough chick number 47 thinking she's tough shit because she knows a submission..."
Serah: "Tired of Pantsless Barbie and Masky McGee thinking they even deserve to be in the same ring as me!
Tired of fucking deranged Trees and their family thinking they know more about me than I do!"
Serah (@idolxnz): "This is MY Title. This is MY show. I am the Champ and next week at #Liftoff? I'm am gonna leave someone BROKEN as a message to all of you!"
*We hear clatter as Serah drops the mic, leaves the ring, clutches her title to the LIVID crowd, and we fade to black*
LIVE...from the Mike and Arline Walter Pyramid on the campus of California State University in Long Beach, California, Episode 3: #Ignition of GALACTIIIIIIC WREEEEEESTLIIIIIIING!
*"Derezzed" by Daft Punk plays*
Hamida: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Founder/CEO/General Manager of Galactic Women's Wrestling, SHELLY G.! (@shellygalactic)
*"They're So Incredible" by The Revenge plays*
*soaking up cheers and the WE ARE GALACTIC! WE ARE GALACTIC! chants, Shelly begins*
Shelly G.: With so much drama in the L-B-C, it's kinda hard doin' the job of ol Shelly-single-G! But I think I've put together a pretty good card for "The Beach"...on the LAST STOP TO LIFTOFF!
Shelly G: Yes, this next Sunday from the Galen Center on the campus of USC in Los Angeles, California...we will be holding our VERY first pay-per-view! Every title will be on the line...and just like the neighborhood beach cruiser repair man, we're gonna get the wheels ROLLIN'!
Shelly G.: But you didn't come to hear this chi-ca chit-chat all night, did you? You came to see some PURE, ACTION-PACKED WOMEN WRESTLING!!!!
The floor is yours, Hamida...
*Shelly G. hands the mic back to Hamida as the crowd chants "WE ARE GALACTIC!!!" some more*
Hamida: The following contest is our OPENING MATCH, and is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Loser" by Beck plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg78BgLeQWc …
Hamida: Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 190 lbs., PAULA SHOCK!!! (@jobbershock )
*"Low" by Flo Rida ft. T-Pain plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6Q_uaJF4k …
Hamida: And her opponent, from Colts Neck, New Jersey, weighing in at 128 lbs., PET! (@thepetfbgp)
*as the various members of Pet's Harem stand by upon the entrance ramp, the bell rings. Paula, giving Pet ONE look in the eye, flops down to the mat...which Pet covers*
1...2...
*Pet then breaks the cover herself, ever the mind-game mistress*
*daring Paula to make a move, Pet points to her cheek..Paula attempts ONE SINGLE slap...but is quickly blocked. And slapped. And pulled down to the mat by the hair. And dropkicked low.*
*Pet then pulls Paula up, Irish whipping her to the mat for a Snapmare! With a cold stare to her prone opponent, Pet applies a SEATED FULL NELSON, with Paula TAPPING OUT almost instantly!*
*Hamida* Here is your winner, PET! (@thepetfbgp)
*Pet has no time to celebrate, as she gets a riding crop out, ready to smack Paula's bum with it*
Pet: On your knees, bitch...
*Pet cracks the crop ONE time, as Paula gets down, writhing in pain...then puts a leash on her*
*snapping the leash on her, Pet gives Paula's bum a couple more thwacks, giving a look as if she's going easy on her, and future opponents will not be so fortunate.
Together with her Harem, Pet walks Paula out as the fans boo loudly and she pays them no regard.*
Hamida: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, fully-patched Shieldmaidens MC member, the Ronin, PEYTON "DRAGO" DRAGOVIC!!! (@thepeydragon )
*"Riders of the Storm" by Hammerfall plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiMxzI0Mv98 …
*Peyton gets the mic*
Peyton: Last week at Episode 2: #Countdown in Riverside, you got a sneak preview of the power, the brutality, the SISTERHOOD they call...the SHIELDMAIDENS. When Widow and I PROVED ourselves worthy of the Tag Team Championships by defeating...
Peyton: ...the current Galactic Tag Team Champions Velocity 54*, we sent a CLEAR MESSAGE, that we were here to make Galactic our territory, our stomping grounds! At #Liftoff, we were all set to prove their hype to be nothing BUT that as we took their titles...HOWEVER...
Peyton: ...just a few days ago, I found out that my sister Widow was JUMPED FROM BEHIND, had her knee blown out, got rushed to emergency surgery, and is going to be out for a couple months. Whoever did it, obviously knows NOTHING more about us than what you all did eight days ago
Peyton: The Maidens are hungry for revenge...but they wanted me to stand down. However, being a Ronin with BURNING suspicions...knowing who would have the most to gain...I was HUNGRY to beat the truth out of my prime suspects. So Shelly granted me a match against either one...
Peyton: ...of them. I, of course, wanted to take down BOTH, but the foolhardy strikers refused a handicap match...so we met in the middle, and Shelly granted me a Gauntlet match, where I could derail that train...CAR BY CAR.
So whichever unlucky sap goes first...bring it!
*"Ultra Instinct" by 94Stones plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUAgHNO6z0I …
Hamida: Making her way to the ring first...representing VELOCITY 54*, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 112 lbs., one half of the GALACTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, KAYA RAYLEIGH (@kayathesaiyan)!!
*as the bell rings, we see Peyton and Kaya tie up, with her Shieldmaidens sisters "Psycho" Saoirse and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire (@irishbikeracy25) watching from the outside.
Peyton attempts a Crossface, but Kaya SLAMS HER DOWN to the mat with a Backpack Stunner!*
*as she gets back up, Kaya lets loose with a SERIES of kicks...but Peyton proceeds to PICK HER UP for a German Suplex! Drago then tries climbing up the turnbuckle for a Frog Splash...but Kaya rolls out JUST IN TIME!*
*recovering at nearly the same pace Peyton does, Kaya goes for a BICYCLE KICK straight to Peyton into the turnbuckle! After a BIG BOOT and a running double knee strike, she tries for the pin on her*
1...2...
*Peyton kicks out, not going down that easy...*
*a Double-Knee Backbreaker from Kaya sets her up for Galic Gun! FIRE! However, as she tries to slap Peyton, she gets German suplexed...then Peyton tries another Frog Splash...AND IT CONNECTS THIS TIME!*
*Peyton then Irish Whips Kaya to the ropes...DROPKICKING Kaya outside of them! She then heads outside the ring herself, MISSILE DROPKICKING Kaya to the barricade. The ref counts*
1...2...3...4...5...
As the ref gets close to counting them out...Kaya comes RIGHT BACK with a DROPKICK to Peyton, then reverses another Crossface attempt with another Backpack Stunner! This sends Peyton into the concrete...as Kaya tries heading back...she's met with a SPINNING BACKFIST! From whom?
*It's from @irishbikeracy25! Sensing her sister in danger, she gets herself DQ'd, winning the match for @kayathesaiyan but CONTINUING her beatdown on her. As @thepeydragon gets back up and joins the assault, @captashmoon runs down the ramp to even the odds*
*however, it doesn't stay that way for long...as their fellow Shieldmaidens Bullet (@amcar998) and Bandit (@novascotiajml) head on over to push Velocity 54* away, then to hold Drago and Psycho back. As manager Banshee joins them, all the Maidens point to Velocity 54*.,,*
*...then to the Liftoff logo ad on the screen. Making the belt motion, all the Maidens (including bodyguard Bruiser) head up the ramp, raising their fists as Velocity 54* raises the roof, it being disputed whose motions are pumping the crowd up more*
At #Liftoff, Velocity 54* (@captashmoon & @kayathesaiyan) will defend their Tag Team Championships against a team of two TBD #Shieldmaidens and the winner of tonight's Tag Team Triple Threat match...
*Hamida heads back into the ring*
Hamida; The following contest is a SUBMISSIONS MATCH! The only way to win is by making your opponent TAP OUT!
*"Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZuzlmpbOs …
Hamida: Introducing first, from New York City, weighing in at 200 lbs., VIVACIOUS LYNN! (@ohvivacious)
"Trouble" by Pink plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6bikabtotw …
Hamida: And her opponent, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighing in at 138 lbs., REBECCA LAWSON!!! (@1badassbytch)
*as the bell rings, Lynn tries to go STRAIGHT for the sleeper hold from behind...obviously, it's to NO avail whatsoever, as Rebecca turns Lynn around for a CAPTURE SUPLEX!!!*
*from this, Rebecca gets a good GROUND-AND-POUND going...but is LOW-BLOW kicked by Lynn. This opens the door for Lynn to get a DDT in, then lock in ANOTHER sleeper hold...but AGAIN, Rebecca powers up, picking Lynn up for some German Suplexing*
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
*Lynn is able to get in a SINGLE suplex, but Rebecca reverses with a JUMPING arm breaker! Finally, Rebecca locks in her Cross Armbreaker...then once again, Lynn TAPS TF OUT!!!*
Hamida: Here is your winner...REBECCA LAWSON!!! (@1badassbytch)
*Rebecca celebrates as the fans GO WILD...brushing her brow and her shoulders off, she points at a felled Lynn (@ohvivacious), then backstage presumably at (@von_Terminator)*
Rebecca: In six days...THAT'S YOU, URS!
*Shelly G. makes her way back out to the ring*
Shelly G: Ladies and gentlemen...I had been hoping on a verbally-agreed signee to finalize her deal with us tonight and be @rosebeandde's partner for this match ahead...unfortunately, she didn't answer back...
*fans boo*
Shelly G.: As such, the following is now a HANDICAP MATCH...but if anyone can handle two women at once, I know ROSE can! So on to the introductions, Hamida!
*"Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWkKSIc-tU …
Hamida: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 175 lbs., ROSE! (@rosebeandde)
*"Imperium" by Machine Head plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wKGkrZJHIc …
Hamida: And her opponents, first, from White Sands, New Mexico, weighing in at 232 lbs. (with only 2% body fat), "TERMINATOR" VON ROSSBACH! (@von_Terminator)
*"Pleasure and Pain" by Divinyls plays*
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Hamida: And her partner, from Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia, weighing in at 175 lbs., FRANKIE STEEL! (@frankiesteelaus)
*as the bell rings, Rose flexes for the crowd while Frankie tries to go in first...Terminator's icy stare causes Frankie to retreat, as the opposing muscular forces tie up inside the ring*
*after Urs wins the tie-up,, she does VARIOUS kicks to Rose's midsection...then Irish Whips her for a Lou Thesz Press...which Rose REVERSES into a German Suplex! All the while, Frankie grabs a front-row fan's drink, slightly more pleased with it than she was last week*
Frankie: Better 'en what that Baptist college had last week, that's fer sure...but I wish somebody brought an OE 40-ounce! Or do dey only come in paper bags?
*all the while, Rose tries a big boot to Ursula's head...but learns the HARD WAY why it's a bad idea*
*as Rose grabs her foot in pain from the boot to the metal plate in Ursula's head, Ursula sees a VERY easy opportunity. Headed RIGHT to Rose, Ursula launches a QUICK ankle lock. But just as it appears Rose is about to tap...Frankie TAGS HERSELF IN, much to Urs' anger.*
*Coldly staring Frankie down, Ursula walks to the side, with Frankie sticking her tongue out for the microsecond she's turned around. She proceeds to HIT an Arn Anderson-style spinebuster to Rose, drunkenly singing and model-walking to the crowd*
Frankie: E...very ROOOOOSE...has its thorn...an' I CUT 'em off ta mix with mah rum-
(Rose SPEARS her at that very moment to the fans' delight...then locks in the Hammerlock Wrist Lock...although Ursula looks set to accept the hot tag, Frankie REACHES THE ROPES instead...)
*with a kick to Rose, Frankie gets up, Irish Whips her to the turnbuckle, then does a CORNER DROPKICK right to 'er! Tagging in Ursula, Frankie rolls back outside, rejoining the party as Ursula continues her onslaught*
*Ursula picks up Rose for an Olympic slam, causing Frankie to twerk against the barricade...yes, it is an old-school one*
Frankie: When the Urs picked the Rose up, she DROPPED HER LIKE SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE'S REALLY NOT, and NOW I GET MY SHOT!
*Frankie tags herself in again*
*Ursula marches towards Frankie, lifting her up and SPINNING HER AROUND*
Frankie: I feel like I'm gonna throw up...then again, don't I always?
*Ursula THROWS Frankie on Rose, into position for the pin*
1...2...
*Rose KICKS OUT*
More
*a few punches later to Rose, Frankie hits ANOTHER spinebuster...then a RUDE AWAKENING style neckbreaker! Feeling like going for the Bearhug, Frankie tries it...but is then reversed as Rose hits a thorough and devastating PLANT THEM on both sides of the ring, then to the mat!*
*Rose goes for the pinfall attempt again*
1...2...
*but that's when Frankie SNEAKS her boot-tip onto the rope. As such, she finds enough energy and looks for Ursula to tag in...but WAIT A MINUTE!*
It's @1badassbytch! She gets RIGHT in @von_Terminator's face...and THEY'RE TRADING BLOWS RIGHT ON THE MAT! IRON PLATE BE DAMNED, REBECCA'S OUT FOR BLOOD, AND SO IS URSULA!
The brawl ONLY GETS WORSE, and starts to head OUTSIDE THE RING AREA ENTIRELY!
*This leaves Rose and Frankie in the ring...Rose bearhugs Frankie for the Eye of the Behold, but Frankie once again drunkenly works the ropes to pull off ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER to Rose! Then she climbs up the turnbuckle, ready to pull off a DEVASTATING*
Frankie; CannonBIZZLE!
*it CONNECTS! Frankie then dances, singing off-key*
Frankie: There she is, MISS AMERICA!
*pointing to Rose, she picks her up and CONNECTS The Steel Works, leading to the 1..2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner...FRANKIE STEEL! (@frankiesteelaus)
*Frankie grabs another fan's drink from the front row, then pours it over Rose (@rosebeandde)*
Frankie: This is for yer future after Liftoff...
*Frankie struts drunkenly all the way up the entrance ramp*
*Hamida steps back out into the ring*
Hamida; The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Drop Dead Cynical" by Amaranthe plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6tBsBeNnBg …
Hamida: Introducing first, from Pandora's Box, weighing in at 135 lbs., HELENA HANDBASKET! (@cases4baskets)
*"In the Red" by Crucified Barbara plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 139 lbs., MAJA LINDSTRÖM! (@bodybymaja)
*as the bell rings, the two rush towards each other...but Helena grabs Maja with the EXPLODER SUPLEX! She does her typical mocking of her downed opponent*
Helena: I guess those who can, do...and those who can't, train!
*as she kips up, a grin spreads across Maja's lips as she rhythimically strikes and kicks Helena all the way to the ropes*
Maja: Oh, I've trained with demonoids far worse than you, Helena...and with better senses of humor too!
*beginning to sense that Maja's not as scared of her as others have been, Helena pulls a CODE BREAKER out of nowhere, knocking Maja to the mat*
Helena: You've got your head up yer arse...so I popped a cap or two in it!
*as Helena goes for the Monkey Flip, she's met with a BIG BOOT to the face, knocking her back for another flurry of strikes from Maja. ONE kick to the head, followed by a MOONSAULT from the top rope! Maja goes for the*
1...2...
*Helena kicks out*
*Helena twists Maja's arm, walking the ring rope....then jumps down for the ROPEWALK CHOP! Then she Irish Whips Maja to the corner, setting up a Monkey Flip before setting up her signature*
Helena: I don't usually do this...but let me break you off with a preview of the REMIX!
*Helena does her infamous Blurred Lines, riding Maja as she sings along*
Helena: This is my match for Ignition, hot and fresh out Hell's Kitchen', mama rollin' that body, 'cause i be givin' her fric-
*Maja then KICKS Helena in the back of her head, sending her to the mat*
*climbing the top rope, Maja goes ahead to get Helena...THUNDERSTRUCK! Pumping up the crowd, Maja KICKS Helena in the stomach...hooks the arms...and puts her IN THE RED, to the mat, for the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner, MAJA LINDSTRÖM! (@bodybymaja)
*Maja celebrates as the crowd cheers her on, making one last parting shot at the fallen Helena*
Maja: YOU...do not scare me. I know Daniela...
*UPDATE*
We are getting word that...@1badassbytch and @von_Terminator's brawl has ESCALATED all the way to the concourses...Rebecca's slamming Ursula, Ursula's tossing Rebecca...security has tried to break it up, but to no avail...
*Hamida returns*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Thunderstruck" by 2 Cellos plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1BkkQXn7FU …
Hamida: Introducing first, from Perthshire, Scotland, weighing in at 125 lbs., MOLLY HATCHET!!! (@m0lly_HATCHET)
*"I Want it All" by Queen plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWIvvEJ0--s …
Hamida: And her opponent, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing in at 160 lbs., KITTY OWENS!!! (@kc_Owens)
*This match gets under way as Molly and Kitty meet in the middle. Kitty shows some strength, shoving Molly to her backside, however Molly is quick to spring back to her feet, nailing her opponent with a couple quick forearm shivers then attempts a Irish whip that was reversed*
*Molly comes back to be scooped up and taken down hard with a Samoan drop, and Kitty wastes no time trying for a cover*
1,,,2,,,
*Molly kicks out. Kitty picks Hatchet up and sends her to the ropes. Molly rebounds going for a clothesline but it is ducked!*
*Kitty sends Molly over the head with a German Suplex attempt-however, the ginger lands on her feet, then hits the ropes spring boarding off the second taking Owens down with a crossbody.*
1....2..
*Kitty kicks out. getting to one knee*
Molly wastes no time bouncing off the ropes and jumps for a super woman punch, but is caught with a huge belly to belly suplex. Owens pulls her up and sends her opponent crashing back down with a nice scoop slam then drops a leg across the chest before making the cover*
1..2...
*Kitty kicks out. Back to her feet, Kitty deadlifts Molly from the mat, possibly looking for the Blue Bomber...but Molly rolls forward holding the legs!*
1.....2..Thr-NO!
*Kitty kicks out again*
*Both ladies end up back at square one, throwing blows in the middle of the ring*
Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap clap clap clap*
*Owens starts to get the better of the situation and sends Molly into the turnbuckle, then comes running in for a clothesline...*
*But Molly moves JUST IN TIME, then nails a BEAUTIFUL springboard drop kick that sends her opponent to a seated position in the corner! Hatchet backs into the corner, then comes FULL FORCE nailing the cannonball!*
*Both ladies try to find a vertical base, and Molly finds her feet after sliding out to the apron. She motions for Owens to get up-the moment she does, Molly springboards off the top delivering a a 720 Satellite DDT and slowly drapes an arm over Kitty for the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, MOLLY HATCHET! (@m0lly_HATCHET!)
*as her hand is raised, Molly extends a hand to Kitty Owens (@kc_Owens). Kitty accepts the handshake, and they both raise each other's hands, proud of their match and ready for their out-of-this-world futures!*
*Shelly G. comes back out*
Shelly G.: How is everyone LOVING #Ignition tonight?
*fans pop LOUDLY*
Shelly G.: Before we begin our next match, I must repeat to you the unfortunate announcement I found out earlier...because of damage sustained in a 45-minute Iron Woman match...
Shelly G.: ...elsewhere earlier tonight, @amazonatheart has not been cleared by doctors to compete in the Conquest Championship match. As such, we have given her the night off TONIGHT. However, if she is still not cleared for #Liftoff, she will be stripped of the title..
Shelly G.: With THAT SAID...the following contest is a "Qualifying Match" so to speak...we will bend the rules so that the winner will take on FM Young ONE-ON-ONWE in a LUMBERJILL MATCH for the Conquest Championship at #Liftoff next week!
*"Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys plays*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-Jq6X6p-g …
Hamida: Introducing first, from the Other Side of the Galaxy, PRINCESS PULSAR! (@princesspulsar)
*"MAMA" by EXO-K plays*
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Hamida; And her opponents; first, from Kabuchiko, Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 137 lbs., JAE UN! (@neugdaereborn)
*"Confident" by Demi Lovato plays*
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Hamida: And, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 137 lbs., "The Beautiful One" KATIE ANDERSON!! (@beautifulkatiea)
*as the bell rings, we see a fight-hungry Katie CHARGE at whoever's unfortunate enough to be in her way, not caring who it is-as Jae rolls out of the ring, Katie hits a POWER SLAM on Pulsar, then setting up for a RUNNING BULLDOG before slamming Pusar's head to the mat more times*
*as Katie goes for a Butterfly Suplex to Pulsar, Jae runs back into the ring and SPINNING BACKFISTS Katie from behind...Judo Tossing her to the other side of the ring. Jae goes in for a Running Hip Attack...but she runs right into a DROPKICK from Princess Pulsar!*
*as Pulsar and Jae trade kicks, a maniacal smile forms on Katie's face...rolling out of the ring, she gets a BARB-WIRE BAT! As she gets back in, she makes sure EVERYBODY gets cracked with it!*
ONE to Pulsar!
ONE to Jae!
ANOTHER to Pulsar!
ANOTHER to Jae!
*Then Katie brings ANOTHER Power Slam to Pulsar, going for the pin*
1...2...
*Jae breaks it up. Katie is IMMEDIATELY incensed by this, and picks up the barb-wire bat...but Jae musters control of it for a bit! As Pulsar steps to the side, we see a struggle for the bat*
*Jae manages to WRANGLE control of it...getting a few shots in on Katie, and then, one Judo Toss later, going for her own pinfall*
1...2...
*Pulsar breaks up the pin*
*Pulsar DROPKICKS Jae, who manages to do a LITANY of barb-wire bat shots to her...though you can't see the damage with her suit and mask on, you can FEEL how she's feeling it...Then Jae goes for the HALF-NELSON SUPLEX and another pin attempt*
1...2...
*Katie breaks it up now*
*in the breakup, Katie PICKS UP THE BARB-WIRE BAT again...and a COUPLE MORE SHOTS to Jae and Pulsar! Sensing the end is near, Katie then dances a bit right before she hits a STANDING MOONSAULT to Jae!*
*Katie hits a BELLY TO BELLY suplex to Jae...as Pulsar goes for the moonsault from the top rope, Katie hits ANOTHER BELLY-TO-BELLY suplex to Pulsar...then, Katie CLIMBS the top turnbuckle to a fallen Pulsar...the FALLING PEACH BLOSSOM CONNECTS! Katie gets the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner..."The Beautiful One" KATIE ANDERSON!!! (@beautifulkatiea)
*as Katie celebrates, she points to the back ramp, then makes a chicken-wing flap motion, followed by a "title belt" motion, apparently sensing a message to the current champ...*
*Jae Eun (@neugdaereborn) and Princess Pulsar (@princesspulsar) have a staredown outside the ring, with each one making a "crown" motion on top of their heads, then pointing to the #Liftoff ad...who will be the Princess of Princesses after their battle there?*
*we now go backstage, where Conquest Champion FM Young (@amazonatheart) is watching the TV from the doctor's office backstage...just then, Katie Anderson (@beautifulkatiea) steps back, brimming with cocky confidence*
Katie: Look at me...in six days, "I'M THE CHAMPION NOW."
*meanwhile, we see an upset Vivacious Lynn (@ohvivacious) backstage, reading Shelly G. the RIOT ACT with a seemingly-broken arm*
LYNN: Did you see what she did? DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID! That monster BROKE MY ARM...you're SO lucky that I'm not the type to sue you...
Shelly G.: Calm down...calm down. Over the next few days, we'll get it tested to see if it's really broken...if you're cleared, we got a match for you at #Liftoff...against someone who may be a "NERD!" like me, but as we saw earlier tonight...is about as BADASS as Becca.
Vivacious Lynn (@ohvivacious) stares at her would-be challenger for #LIftoff...it's KITTY OWENS! (@kc_Owens) Grinning at the bully standing before her, Kitty smiles at Lynn.
Kitty: Good luck with the X-rays...we'll see if you can pick on somebody ELSE your own size.
*Hamida heads back out*
Hamida: The following contest...is a TAG TEAM THREE-WAY DANCE! The winner of this match will face Velocity 54* and two Shieldmaidens for the Galactic Tag Team Championships at #Liftoff!
*"California Gurls" by Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 265 lbs., the team of Adrianna Bliss and Amber Valentine (@adriannabliss and @efedamber), THE SURF CITY SWEETHEARTS!!!
*"Wildside" by Motley Crue plays*
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Hamida: And their opponents; first, at a combined weight of 270 lbs., the team of “The Cat” Seleana Zdunich and Zenna Zdunich (@valentine632 & @zucchini_zeNZ), WILDSIDE!!!
*"Bird Machine" by DJ Snake plays*
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Hamida: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 278 lbs., the team of Iphigenia Medrapedes and Ravyn Lovelace (@greek_graps & @ravynlovelace), KOPÁDI!!!
*as the bell rings, we begin with Amber, Sele and Iphy circling around the ring...Iphy begins the action with an armbar on Seleana, which is met with a strong KICK to the back! Seleana then tries a Muta Lock in Iphy, which Amber breaks up in good order*
*an OLYMPIC SLAM to Sele, then a CLOTHESLINE to a recovering Iphy, and Amber TAGS in Adrianna...who runs into Seleana with MATCHING MISSILE DROPKICKS! This knocks the both of 'em out momentarily, as Iphy sees an opportunity, picking up Seleana to lock in a Nerve Hold!*
*but Seleana REACHES THE ROPES and TAGS IN ZENNA, who does a FRANKENSTEINER on Iphy. Zenna trades dropkicks with Adrianna, who gains the upper hand with a SNAP SUPLEX! Afterwards, Adruabba hits a FISHERMAN NECKBREAKER, then tags in Amber who does an Avalanche Victory Roll*
Amber goes for the pin attempt on Zenna
*1...2...*
Iphy BREAKS IT UP, with a SNAP SUPLEX for Amber right before she tags in Ravyn, who JUDO THROWS Amber away as she hits a HURRICANRANA on Zenna! Ravyn then goes for the Nerve Hold to Zenna, but Amber breaks it up...
*Amber tags in Adrianna, climbing the rope for a LUNG BLOWER to Ravyn as she makes a pin attempt*
1...2...
*Zenna breaks it up too, with a 450 Splash to Amber...As Zenna Irish Whips Amber out of the ring, then KICKS her to the outside, Ravyn does a SUICIDE DIVE RIGHT to Amber!*
*The referee starts counting both of them out, but Ravyn heads back into the ring following a brief Nerve Hold to Amber...Zenna TAGS IN Seleana, with an Assisted Dropkick to Raven as Sele goes for the pin*
1...2...
*Iphy's about to break it-but Ravyn kicks out on her own*
*Ravyn then TAGS IN Iphy, with twin EXPLODER SUPLEXES to Seleana...As they go for the pin attempt*
1...2...
*Amber BREAKS IT UP, with an AMBER WAVES to Iphy...BUT Seleana hits the CAT'S EYE on Amber...BUT as it looks like Sele's going for the Shot of Z, Iphy IRISH WHIPS her...*
*INTO THE CORNER for a FALL FROM OLYMPUS! On the turnbuckle, Raven then goes for a SUICIDE DIVE to take out Adrianna and Zenna on the outside...AND IT HITS! Just Iphy, Amber, a CLUTCH OF THE TITANS, and a TAP OUT!!!*
Hamida: Here are your winners, the team of Iphigenia Medrapedes and Ravyn Lovelace (@greek_graps & @ravynlovelace), KOPÁDI!!!
*Iphy celebrates to a MASSIVE crowd pop as Ravyn hugs her teammate, her wife...they're going to #Liftoff, where their highest flight is to come!*
*Hamida heads out again*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Postmodern Jukebox plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 115 lbs., AZURINE VEBBINS! (@datsazzyvebbins)
*"I Get Wicked" by Thousand Foot Krutch plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 142 lbs., "WICKED" WENDY STEVENS! (@_WickedWendy)
*the bell rings, and Azzy tries to be friendly once again...but just like the one she shadows, Wendy wants no part of it, IMMEDIATELY going for the Wicked Suplex Special...As she tries for the Wicked Flatliner, though, Azzy REVERSES it into a SCOOP SLAM!*
*as Azzy tries to go for a snap suplex, Wendy goes for the ROLLING FIREMAN'S CARRY...right INTO a Reverse Senton! At first Wendy tries for the pin*
1...2..
*but Azzy kicks RIGHT out!*
*this time Azzy HITS the snap suplex, then Irish Whips her RIGHT OUTSIDE THE RING. Climbing up the top turnbuckle, Azzy hits the SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!, resetting the count and knocking BOTH out on the concrete*
*soon as Azzy musters up more strength, she does a HALF-NELSON SUPLEX right to Wendy, which CUTS HER OPEN then gets Azzy going for the pin*
1...2...
*Wendy kicks RIGHT out, LOVING the adrenaline rush the blood gives her*
*Azzy's next move is met with a WICKED FLATLINER as the ref continues counting out*
6...7...8...
*Wendy gets in and out of the ring to reset the count, then dives out to hit the REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER to a prone Azzy!*
*with the crimson mask already on Wendy, she gets another WICKED SUPLEX in. However, the drops of blood from Azzy's face remind her of her beatdown at Episode 1...which she is NOT about to let happen again.,so she kicks off the SUPLEX TOUR!*
*first a SNAP SUPLEX! then a SCOOP SLAM! then a HALF-NELSON SUPLEX!*
Then Azzy steps back into the ring, then out again to reset the count, dragging Wendy back in. As Wendy gets in another Wicked Suplex, she goes for the Kotaro Crusher, but is only met with a KICK to the face!*
*Double Knees to the sternum, a Superkick, a Pull-In DDT...AZZY WELCOMES YOU TO THE SWEETHEART SOCK HOP, WENDY!
Feeling the rush of strength and the fans' adoration...Azzy warms up...and introduces the Wicked One to the PEARLY GATEKEEPER! She picks up the 1-2-3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner..."THE ADORKABLE ANGEL" AZURINE VEBBINS!!! (@datsazzyvebbins)
*As Azzy celebrates, she hears the sound of latex-gloved hands applauding on high-qualify sound...then she turns around on the screento see*
*It's PET (@thepetfbgp), smirking and mockingly applauding*
Pet: Not bad...not bad...you managed to take down the "Champ"'s overrated protege...but don't think this changes anything. Whether in Foxy Boxing or in wrestling, you are Still. My. Bitch.
Pet (@thepetfbgp): You just went missing for a while...because I LET you. But at #Liftoff this Sunday...
*Pet puts on one of her masks, tying it up over her face*
Pet: I'm coming to collect...six more days, Clop-Clop...
*Azzy (@datsazzyvebbins) yells at Pet from the ring*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL...please welcome our Special Guest Referee, the Galacic Champion, SERAH KARIN! (@idolxnz)
*"Paint It, Black" by Ciara plays*
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*"Are You Ready" by Disturbed plays*
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Introducing first, from Denver, Colorado, weighing in at 130 lbs., AMEDEA RAO (@thewillofrao)!
*Release the Panic* by RED plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from Jefferson City, Missouri, weighing in at 158 lbs., SAM TOLSON!!! (@thesamtolson)
*as the bell rings, Serah just waits around as Sam and Amedea stare down...they're here to settle the sparked feud between them. As they get closer, Serah slaps them both in the face, then slides out, letting them fight to their heart's content*
*as Serah just relaxes outside, Ame begins the attack with a clothesline, then a FLURRY of kicks to Sam's midsection. However, when she goes for the Sliding Knee Strike, Sam SLIDES out of the way, causing Ame to crash against the turnbuckles*
*Seizing the opportunity Sam does SUPLEX after SUPLEX after SUPLEX to a prone Amedea, finishing up her flurry with a Tazmissionplex...even though Amedea looks like she may be close to tapping, Serah's just relaxing on the outside, kicking her legs back on the announce table*
Sam: GET IN HERE, YOU COWARD!
*Serah does a "talk to the hand" motion as Ame reaches the ropes, continuing her shoot kicks for a Body Scissors. Again, Serah doesn't care to notice or look at Sam should she tap...nevertheless, Sam persists, powering out*
*Sam Irish Whips Ame to the corner, getting both legs tuned up and unleashing the Nihon e no ōdo...Sam goes for the pinfall, but Serah STILL can't be bothered to count it, just wanting her two foes to destroy each other*
*finally, Sam has had just about ENOUGH, marching RIGHT TOWARDS SERAH on the outside, SHOUTING at her to do her job.
Holding up her shirt, Serah taunts Sam, reminding her that if she retaliates she'll get DQ'd...this provides Ame with a window for ANOTHER clothesline to Sam*
*Then Ame does a Bicycle kick to Sam...then she recovers...then Sam PULLS APART the announce table, prompting Serah to FINALLY hop off...she then hits the VICTORY DROP OMEGA on Ame THROUGH the table!
Finally, Serah gets in the ring and does her job...*
Serah (@idolxnz) *REALLY fast*: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! RING THE BELL, DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!
*the fans BOOO, with numerous BULLSHIT! chants piped in, Sam (@thesamtolson) joining them, and Ame (@thewillofrao) rising up afterwards to join with everyone in the arena except the champ*
*laying down the "law," Serah does an ICE COLD to Sam, and an ICE COLD to AME! Then, Serah gets her belt, grabs her title, hits both her fallen foes with it, and motions for the mic*
Serah (@idolxnz): "Listen up. Everyone in the back and every single one of you peons on the crowd. I am tired, do you know that?
Tired of tough chick number 47 thinking she's tough shit because she knows a submission..."
Serah: "Tired of Pantsless Barbie and Masky McGee thinking they even deserve to be in the same ring as me!
Tired of fucking deranged Trees and their family thinking they know more about me than I do!"
Serah (@idolxnz): "This is MY Title. This is MY show. I am the Champ and next week at #Liftoff? I'm am gonna leave someone BROKEN as a message to all of you!"
*We hear clatter as Serah drops the mic, leaves the ring, clutches her title to the LIVID crowd, and we fade to black*