EXOSPHERE

[Melinda Rhodes]

"This event is property of Galactic Women's Wrestling, and is intended SOLELY for the enjoyment of our audience. Any recording devices or laser pointers are STRICTLY prohibited. In addition, any spectator who throws any articles into the ring or enters it themselves will be...

...ejected from the premises, banned from all future Galactic events, and subject to possible arrest. We thank you all for your cooperation."

LIVE from the Haas Pavilion on the campus of the University of California in Berkeley, California...THIS IS GALLAAAAAAAAAAACTIC! AND THIS IS EEEEEEEEEXOSPHEEEEEEEEEERE!

*"Tron Legacy (End Titles)" by Daft Punk plays*
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*Hamida Adam enters*

Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!

Fans: ONE FALL!!!

"Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy" by Tata Young plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, from Perth, West Australia, weighing in at 125 lbs., KATIA CROSS! (@0megacross)

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Postmodern Jukebox plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 115 lbs., "The Adorkable Angel" AZURINE VEBBINS!!! (@datsazzyvebbins)

Hamida: Now, per the stipulation of her challenge...Katia Cross will be competing with one arm tied behind her back.

*Katia tries to weasel her way out of it...but the ref reinforces the stipulation. She pouts as the ref ties her left arm behind her back.*

*Azzy tries extending a hand to Katia's free one...but is only met by NUMEROUS BACKHAND CHOPS for her trouble. But the fourth one gets BLOCKED...and Azzy picks Katia RIGHT up for one hell of a SCOOP SLAM!*

*Azzy goes to the top rope, trying the Springboard Double Axe Handle...but Katia ROLLS right out of the way, causing Azzy to CRASH to the mat...*

*soon as Azzy tries to rouse up, Katia picks up Azzy for a RUNNING BULLDOG, then tries a roll-up*

1...tw-

*Azzy kicks out BEFORE two!*

*Katia then tries for a Monkey Flip...but momentarily forgets that you need TWO hands to do that move! Only one's needed to hit a Snapmare though, so Katia goes for that...but Azzy REVERSES it, hitting a SNAP SUPLEX!*

*Azzy launches ANOTHER Springboard Double Axe Handle...and this time IT CONNECTS! She makes the pin attempt*

1...2...

*Katia KICKS OUT! Though she connects a SHOOT KICK to Azzy, followed by a Snapmare and ANOTHER shoot kick...she pauses a bit for her next move...*

*after all, you need two hands to do a Dragon Sleeper, even with body scissors. Katia tries for the CROSS right away...but Azzy reverses it...knees to sternum...superkick...pull-in DDT-SWEETHEART SOCK HOP!*

*Azzy feels it...she feels it...she hits the PEARLY GATEKEEPER right to Katia!

That's more than good for the 1...2...3!*

Hamida: Here is your winner..."The Adorkable Angel" AZURINE VEBBINS!!!! (@datsazzyvebbins)

*as Azzy celebrates, the ref unties Katia's (@0megacross) hand...and Katia UNLOADS ON AZZY, BACKHAND AFTER BACKHAND...then a MONKEY FLIP KO's Azzy!*

*Katia SHOUTS at Azzy*

Katia: YOU THINK IT'S OVER?! HUH?! YOU THINK IT'S OVER?!

*after which she picks her up and hits the CROSS! Her arm free, Katia walks away to the fans' boos, stepping aside as she prepares for their further battles on #ThursdayNightDiscovery*

Hamida: The following contest is a Freedom vs. Freedom match...the loser will become a handservant to the winner!

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*"Low" by Flo Rida ft. T-Pain plays*

Hamida: Introducing first, accompanied by the Harem, from Colts Neck, New Jersey, weighing in at 128 lbs., PET! (@thepetfbgp)

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*"Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys plays*

Hamida: And her opponent, from the Other Side of the Galaxy, PRINCESS PULSAR!!! (@princesspulsar)

*as the bell rings, we see Pulsar circling around Pet...Pet wastes NO time in slapping Pulsar's masked face...as it's masked, Pulsar feels no pain from that, reversing the slap for an ARM DRAG!*

*Pulsar flips over for a MOONSAULT...but Pet DUCKS RIGHT OUT of it, causing the interstellar royal to crash to the mat. Licking her gloved fingertips, Pet hits a LOW DROPKICK straight to Pulsar!*

*Pet does a variation of her hairgrab takedown...she locks her gloved hands ALL OVER Pulsar's mask for the takedown! She then pulls at it strenuously in hopes of ripping it off...but that only motivates Pulsar to do a BACK KICK to Pet, followed by ANOTHER Armdrag!*

*Pulsar goes for another Moonsault...and THIS TIME IT CONNECTS! She goes for the quick pin*

1...2...

*Pet KICKS RIGHT OUT! This turns her "resting bitch face" into an ANGRY one, pulling a SNAPMARE and them SLAMMING Pulsar's head to the mat several times!*

*it's at that moment that Pet goes for the dreaded SEATED FULL NELSON hold...Pulsar FLAILS about wildly, with the more intrepid listeners being able to hear a muffled scream under the mask...not to mention the ring is surrounded by members of Pet's Harem, yelling TAP! TAP! TAP!*

*Pulsar apparently goes limp, causing the ref to order Pet to release the hold, her finally doing so at a 4-count...since Pulsar's features are hidden by the mask, there's no way that the ref can declare the Pet winner until completing a full 10-count...*

1...2....3...4...5...

6...7...

*Pet laughs at Pulsar, sauntering towards her*

Pet: I see you're ready to be my slave already...this will be your forever and ever and ever...

*Pet motions Dolly to hand her the collar...at that moment, Pulsar moves her head several ways...something's coming over her*

8...9...

*Pulsar PERKS up, SWATS the collar out of Pet's hand and over the rope, then does a GROUND-AND-POUND right to Pet's masked face! She climbs the turnbuckle again, with the Harem grabbing her legs, hoping to cause a low-blow-by-ringpost*

*they ALMOST succeed, but who should appear but the SHIELDMAIDENS!!! @the_Reckless_RJ, @titanesssam, @amcar998 & @novascotiajml, even @sm_ophelia with her crutch even the score! But it's WIDOW and her CRUTCH-SHOTS to all the Harem except Dolly that send 'em fleeing*

*this gives Pet enough time to climb the turnbuckle...at first, she seems to get the better of the skirmish...but again, Pulsar feels something inside her, and TOSSES Pet to the side...following it up by a DOUBLE-STOMP!!!*

*however, Pet decides she's through playing around, so she GRABS Pulsar by the bottom of her suit, looking for the ULTIMATE Wedgied DDT...but Pulsar REVERSES IT into a HURRICANRANA! One more climb up the turnbuckle, and Pulsar says to Dolly on the outside*

Pulsar: Watch this...

*She soaks up the fans' ADORING 'PULSAR! PULSAR!' chants...jumps off the turnbuckle...HITS the Galata Splash...and secures her freedom with the 1...2...3!*

Hamida: Here is your winner...PRINCESS PULSAR!!! (@princesspulsar)

*Pulsar soaks up the MASSIVE cheers, then turns to a sulking @thepetfbgp, lying on her stomach with her head and arms crossed along the bottom rope*

*however, Pulsar picks up Pet's old riding crop, SWATTING it alongside her luscious posterior a few times...which somehow or other switches a screaming Pet into full-service mode*

Pet: What is...your first command...my Mistress?

*Pulsar points to Dolly*

Pulsar: SET HER FREE.

*Pet sulks again, obstinately refusing for now*

Pulsar: I'll give you until next week Thursday on Discovery Episode 1 in Miami to decide...leash and gag, Dolly.

*Dolly brings the collar, leash and gag to Pulsar, who snaps it on Pet and walks her down the ramp*

*we cut backstage to Molly Hatchet (@m0lly_HATCHET), who's walking down the hallway when suddenly she stops.*

*Standing before her is Serah Karin (@idolxnz), already in full ring gear with the Galactic Championship on her shoulder. The champion sports a rather sweet smile on her face.*

Molly straightens her stance a bit and places her hands on her hips.

Molly: Fancae' meetin' you he-FWOCK!!!

*Suddenly the champion interrupts Molly, belting her across the face with a thunderous shot from the championship belt across her freckled face, whipping her head around and sending her staggering back, using the wall to keep herself standing!*

*Serah moves in, brutally kicking and stomping at the stunned Ginger Ninja before rocking her in the face with a devastating knee shot that rocks her world!*

Serah: I would've given you so much pleasure, little girl, but you not only spurned my advances, you interfered in my BUSINESS! *Kick to the face* You and your friends made a MOCKERY out of me! *Sharp knee to the skull*

*The Champ gathers Molly up from the floor, still staggered and stunned and gets a running start, slamming her forehead into a nearby steel door with enough force to dent it. Molly hit's the floor, clutching at her head and kicking her feet. Serah squats down over her.*

Serah: Come on, where's your Nope Ropes and Shake Sneks? Hmmmmmm? Not even a little Murder Spugurder? SAY SOMETHING CLEVER NOW!!!

*Serah grabs Molly's head and repeatedly bashes it into the floor before Molly's foot manages to fly out and catch Serah in the side of the head. Serah rises to a stand, rubbing at her forehead as Molly rolls onto all fours. She pushes up and...*

*...just as it seems she's going to charge, Serah spins around with THE ICE COLD KICK that rocks Molly's head and sends her spinning to the floor.*

Serah: Boot to the head? Two can play that game.

*Serah gathers the semi conscious Molly up on spaghetti legs and gets a running start towards a window at the end of the hallway. She HURLS Molly face first through the glass and out into the parking lot.

Serah: WHO'S A JOKE NOW?!!!*

*Turning, @idolxnz casually struts away, picking up her championship while doing so.*

The Camera moves to look out through the window where we find
@m0lly_HATCHET
facedown on gravel with several small cuts on her face and hands, a nasty gash on her forehead pumping blood out onto the ground!

Hamida: The following contest...is a LAST WOMAN STANDING match. The only way to win is to knock out your opponent with enough force that she fails to get up in time for a 10-count.

*"Imperium" by Machine Head plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, from White Sands, New Mexico, weighing in at 232 lbs. (with only 2% body fat), "TERMINATOR" VON ROSSBACH! (@von_Terminator)

*"Trouble" by Pink plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighing in at 138 lbs., REBECCA LAWSON!!! (@1badassbytch)

*DING DING DING*

*Just as she did the first time, Becca rushes Ursula with a flurry of strikes and kicks-but this time, Ursula blocks each shot effortlessly, suddenly, answering with a Gastrizine kick that sends her flailing back into the ropes and nearly through them!*

*Becca bounds off of the ropes ducking low under a Lariat attempt by Ursula and just as it seems she's going to pepper her exposed kidneys, she's met with a back thrust kick to the hip that sends her staggering into a tumble fall & quickly getting back up!*

*As Lawson gets up, Ursula catches her with a stepping front kick to the side of the head, rocking her flat back and stepping directly on her throat. Lawson grips at the ankle, kicking her feet and trying to push back with all of her might, until Ursula rears her boot back-*

*-and stomps directly on her throat! Lawson rolls onto her side, coughing and sputtering, clutching at her neck & kicking her legs. Ursula gathers her up by the scruff of her neck and HURLS her into the nearest corner, then bursts with a mad dash, slamming her massive frame into-

*Becca's and sending her crashing to a seat in a heap! From there, Ursula batters her face repeatedly with knee blasts before stepping back and bursting forth with a violent running kick to the face that snaps Becca's head to the side!*

UVR: LESS TWEETS, MORE TRAINING, LAWSON!


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*Ursula gathers the stunned Lawson up, slips her onto one shoulder and power slams her straight to the canvas with a thunderous impact. She hops up and proceeds to start circling Lawson*

1...2...3...

*Lawson twitches*

...4...

*She sits up only to be stomped back down!*

*Lawson sits up again & gets booted down again! This repeats until finally Lawson catches Ursula's ankle & brings her down into an ankle lock! Just as she's about to cinch the hold, Ursula rolls over and kicks her hard in the face with her other leg, then back rolls to a stand!*

*Ursula, freed from the ankle lock, crouches low, watching and waiting for Becca to get to her feet. Becca Rises with her back turned. The Lady Terminator stamps her foot and as Becca turns she launches forward, snapping off with THE GREAT KICK, but Ursula misses!*

*Becca slips low, catches the leg and hoists Ursula up and over with a T-Bone Suplex! Ursula hits the canvas, immediately sitting up on impact and rolling to her feet, a look of mild annoyance written on her face, only to be caught by a boot to the gut & lifted up & dropped with-

*-THE FALCON ARROW! On impact Ursula stays still as Becca stumbles and falls back for a seat on the canvas, panting for breath!*

1.

*Ursula's hands shift and plant down*

2.

*She pushes up easily*

3

*And is halfway up when Becca straddles her with a standing headscissor!*

*Surprisingly, Becca hoists Ursula up onto her shoulders and drives her down with her especially vicious take on THE POWERBOMB! Ursula flat backs on impact, seemingly out cold! Becca smiles and pumps her fist as she falls back into a nearby corner*

1...2...3...4...5...

*Ursula suddenly sits up with an evil grin on her face and hops straight to her feet. Becca fumes & rushes in, peppering Ursula with violent lefts and rights, rocking her foe's head around unanswered as Ursula laughs at her efforts, only to catch her fist & backhand her!*

*Lawson rolls out of the ring, completely bewildered at how different it was from their first encounter. Ursula leans forward on the ropes, arms crossed and staring back at her with a sinister grin.*

UVR (@von_Terminator): Only now do you understand that I was toying with you before!

Becca (@1badassbytch): RRRRRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

*Lawson rushes in, leaping onto the apron and swinging at nothing but air as Ursula backs away and boots her off the apron with a kick through the ropes! As Lawson lands on the floor, Ursula dips and slips through the ropes, hopping down to ringside!*

*As Becca gets up, Ursula catches her by the back of the head and rams her head first into the guard rail. Lawson falls to a heap.*

UVR (@von_Terminator): You had to push to fight the real me, didn't you? I gave you a second chance at life!

*She violently punts Lawson in the ribs!*

UVR: ...and you threw it all away...

*A hard ramming stomp of her boot heel into Becca's guts has her sitting up in a coughing fit, only to be kicked right back down! She gathers Rebecca up and hurls her towards the steel ramp where Becca stumbles and falls off to one side!*

*We can see Becca fighting to get up, half bent over. Ursula reaches down to grab her and Becca suddenly swings a METAL SHOVEL up, smashing it in Ursula's face with a loud smack! Ursula's head is rocked to one side. She slowly looks back to take another & another! *WHACK! WHACK!*

*Rebecca hops up onto the stage, suddenly unloading a series of violent, unanswered shovel shots to Ursula's skull over and over, until finally splitting her open and dropping her to one knee! Blood runs down Ursula's face! A final shot rocks Ursula flat on her back!*

*Shovels and sledgehammers, two things a steel reinforced skull can't even protect you against. As the ref counts, Becca takes no chances, escaping through the nearby curtains!*

1..2..3..4..

*Ursula's hand twitches*

5..

*The sound of a motor starting up is heard!*

6...7...

*Ursula slowly sits up, a little dazed from the repeated blows from the shovel, but fails to notice the entire stage before her starts rocking as the sound of something metallic hits it, an engine roaring louder as wheels spin on cement!*

8...

*Ursula rises!*

*She looks up just as sparks fly and the tron screen goes out, the engine noise getting louder. The fans let out a sound of fright & surprise as Ursula barely has time to bring her arms up and duck forward before the ENTIRE STAGE COMES TUMBLING DOWN on top of her!*

*There we see Rebecca Lawson seated behind where the stage arch once stood in the seat of a Power Loading forklift, laughing as her foe has been potentially crushed beneath several hundred pounds of steel and electronics!*

Rebecca: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW! YOU'RE TERMINATED FUCKER!!!

Everyone is so stunned that the arena is silent as the referee begins counting...

1.....2.....3.....4....5....6....7....8....9....10!

*DING DING DING*

Hamida: THE WINNER OF THIS IRON WOMAN MATCH! RRRRREBECCA LLLLAAAWWWSSSOOONNN!!! (
@1badassbytch
)

*Rebecca hops off the forklift*

*She falls to her knees, laughing with relief at the thought of her foe finally dead & gone forever, until suddenly there's a shift in the wreckage. Her eyes widen with sudden horror. Ursula rises from the twisted and mangled piping, covered in blood & looking very VERY angry.*

*Ursula sways slightly, stomping forth, her entire body shuddering with fists clenched tightly.*

Rebecca: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!

*She scoots back, then gets to her feet and heads off through a set of double doors to the back. Ursula falls to one knee, but gets back up*

*
@von_Terminator
continues in pursuit of Rebecca Lawson despite the many bleeding gashes, scrapes, & cuts dotting every inch of her exposed skin. Perhaps she really is a machine afterall?*

The Camera's do not follow, their fates unknown from this point forward....*

*Galactic CEO Shelly González (@shellygalactic) heads out, the audience still in shook silence*

Shelly: That is NOT...what we were expecting. We're gonna need to take an extended break to get a stage back up again...so hang tight...we WILL be back.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are testing out the new stage...#Exosphere will resume momentarily.

*Hamida steps back out*

Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and is for the GALACTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!

*Hamida steps back out*

Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and is for the GALACTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!

*"Bird Machine" by DJ Snake ft. Alesia plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 278 lbs., they are the current, reigning and defending GALACTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, the team of
@greek_graps & @ravynlovelace, KOPADI!!!

*"Salute" by Little Mix plays*
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Hamida: And introducing the challengers, representing #ShieldmaidensMC and accompanied by their sisters, at a combined weight of 255 lbs., the team of @thepeydragon & @irishbikeracy25!!!

*the referee takes the titles, showing them first to Kopadi, then to the Maidens, then to the fans.

We begin with Ravyn and Peyton tying up...Ravyn wins the tie-up with the nerve hold to Peyton's head, then she JUDO THROWS her to one of the turnbuckles!*

*as Peyton gets back up against the turnbuckle, Ravyn tries for the Running Hurricanrana Driver...but Peyton DUCKS OUT just in time, opening a window up for Peyton to hit the GERMAN SUPLEX on Ravyn!*

*Peyton tries for the immediate pin*

1...2...

*Ravyn KICKS OUT..Peyton then tries locking in the CROSSFACE on Ravyn...but Iphy breaks it up almost as soon as it's locked in!*

*Ravyn makes the tag to Iphy soon as she's at ringside, and Drago makes the tag to Psycho.

Psycho INSTANTLY runs at Iphy, striking several punches at her...but Iphy blocks the last one and PUTS HER IN THE ARMBAR!*

*Psycho REFUSES to tap...with a few good elbow strikes from her free arm, Psycho gets herself out of the armbar...and hits the SPINNING BACKFIST on Iphy! She goes for the cover*

1...2...

*Ravyn breaks it up!*

*that's when Iphy sees a window...she REVERSES Pyscho's next punch into an ARM DRAG, then picks her right up again for a SNAP SUPLEX! She makes her own cover attempt*

1...2...

*and Drago breaks it up!*

*Iphy makes the HOT TAG to Ravyn, who Judo Throws Psycho AND knocks Drago off the apron! Ravyn climbs to the top turnbuckle for a HURRICANRANA to Pyscho! She makes the cover*

1...2...

*Psycho KICKS OUT!*

*Pyscho tags in Peyton, who's standing on the turnbuckle...FROG SPLASH to Ravyn! Peyton goes for the cover*

1...2...

*Iphy breaks it up*

*Drago hits a MISSILE DROPKICK on Ravyn, following that up with a CROSSFACE...but Ravyn reverses it for an EXPLODER SUPLEX!!! Just before she makes the tag to Iphy, Ravyn raises Peyton up in the Bird of Prey position, then puts her in place for Iphy's FALL FROM OLYMPUS!*

*as Ravyn does a SUICIDE DIVE on the outside, the Maidens on the outside catch her...but that impact provides enough of a distraction for Iphy to lock the CLUTCH OF THE TITANS in on Drago...and Drago TAPS OUT!*

Hamida: Here are your winners #AndSTILL Galactic Tag Team Champions, KOPADI!!! (@greek_graps & @ravynlovelace)

*Iphy celebrates, with Ravyn raising her on her shoulders as they hold their belts high. They then offer handshakes to @irishbikeracy25 & @thepeydragon-who accept.*

*Hamida steps back in*

Hamida: The following contest is a THREE STAGES OF HELL MATCH! Both competitors are outside the arena, where the first stage will be decided by who gets inside the ring first...

Hamida: Standing outside the arena, first, from Portland, Oregon, weighing in at 130 lbs., "The Toxic Knockout" DONA ROTTEN! (@donarotten)

Hamida: And her opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 156 lbs., LYRA LEVEUX-DONAVAN! (@soulstealer_LLD)

*Dona and Lyra are outside as the feed shows up on the tron for the fans inside of the arena can watch all the action going on for the first part of this three stages of hell. The two women stare daggers through each other before Dona is the one to make the first move-*

*Dona charges with a forearm smash to the face that staggers Lyra back a few steps! Dona continues to push the advantage, delivering a few more stiff forearms to the side of Lyra’s head before Lyra blocks one and shoves Dona back away from her.*

*Dona looks at Lyra before charging in and as she does, Lyra connects with a forearm of her own to the side of Dona’s head before grabbing her and tossing her into the side of the building. Dona bounces off the building and is caught by Lyra and hit with a release German suplex!*

*Dona bounces off the ground, hitting the back of her head as Lyra picks her back up and opens up the doors to the arena dragging Dona in behind her. Once they’re inside, Dona delivers a few shots to the midsection of Lyra before she takes her and throws her into the wall!*

*Lyra picks up a garbage can and hits Dona over the head with it! Dona hits the ground and begins to crawl away, but Lyra grabs her by the ankle trying to keep her close.*

*Dona, though, turns onto her back and pushes Lyra off her before standing up and finding a steel chair nearby and folding it up and as Lyra comes back towards her, she is met with a swift swing of the chair to the top of her head causing Lyra to drop to the floor!*

*Dona delivers a few stomps to the body of Lyra who is struggling to even try and get up to her feet after the chair shot. Dona though helps Lyra up to her feet and begins dragging her down the hall.*

*There’s some production carts lining the hallway and Dona slams Lyra’s head off the carts as they walk down and when she looks to throw Lyra into one of the carts, Lyra reverses it and Dona is the one who ends up hitting it midsection first.*

*Dona doubles over as Lyra grabs the woman by the hair and slams her head first repeatedly onto the production cart staggering Dona back. Lyra then grabs Dona and tosses her down the hallway and her opponent hits the ground, sliding on the floor.*

*Lyra and Dona continue to brawl through the back as they finally reach the curtains and come brawling out onto the entrance ramp much to the delight of the fans! Lyra is in control as the two hit the entrance ramp and she grabs Dona and hits her with a snapmare driver right...*

*...onto the ramp!

The crowd gasps as Lyra stands to her feet and sees the ring not far now to try and make it there and get the first victory in this grueling gauntlet of matches!*

*Lyra slowly starts making her way down the ramp as Dona makes it to her feet and charges down, hitting Lyra in the back with a SPEAR!*

*Lyra falls face first into the ramp as Dona stands up and delivers repeated stomps to the back and head of Lyra before picking her up and whipping her into the barricades at the bottom of the ramp. Lyra grabs at her back as she hits the barricade and Dona RUNS IN!...*

*...hitting a clothesline that sends Lyra INTO THE FANS!

Dona climbs over the barricade and launches herself onto Lyra who is back to her feet, but is immediately dropped by the diving Dona who mounts her opponent and starts to throw repeated lefts and rights...*

*Dona pulls up Lyra and as she does, she motions for some of the fans to get out of the way. As the fans scatter, Dona takes Lyra and tosses her into the seats the fans were once at as she topples over them!*

*Dona grabs Lyra once again and picks her up, tucks her head between her arm and body and lifts her up and hits a snap suplex onto the floor! Lyra grabs her back in pain as the crowd is crowd is cheering for both ladies. Dona looks up and notices the ring isn’t very far away...*

*Dona starts to make her way towards the ring and she climbs back over the barricade. But as she as she’s ringside, Lyra is there behind her. Lyra turns Dona around and delivers a brainbuster to Dona on the floor. The crowd gasps at the move and Lyra isn’t done yet.*

*Lyra picks Dona back up and this time, she looks for the Soul of Vengance, but she counters out with a short arm lariat and she keeps hold of Lyra’s wrist and picks her back up.*

*Once Dona* has Lyra back up to her feet, she looks to hit another short arm lariat, but Lyra ducks under it and breaks the wrist control. She then runs at Dona and the two hit stereo lariats that drop both to the floor! The ladies lay there, their damage taken already high...*

*The crowd begins a dual chant for the women who start to stir, both eyeing the ring. Dona and Lyra are both up to one knee at almost the same exact time as the two begin trading forearms to the jaw, each of them trying to knock the other back down to get into the ring first!*

*Finally, after what seemed like an endless cycle of hits to the jaw, Dona gets the upper hand and she delivers a few more forearms to the jaw of Lyra before grabbing her by the head and delivering a short, but powerful DDT!*

*Lyra slumps to the floor in a lifeless heap as Dona looks at her downed opponent before making it up to her feet, climbing up to the ring apron and in between the ropes. The bell rings and Dona looks down at Lyra who still hasn’t moved yet.*

@donarotten HAS WON THE FIRST FALL!

*As the ring crew sets up everything for the Inferno match, the referee checks on Lyra who is making it up to her feet. Once she’s up to her feet and in the ring, everything is set up around the outside of the ring and flames burst out surrounding the ring in a FIERY HEAT!!*

*The ref checks to make sure the two ladies are ready and when they both nod, the ref calls for the bell and the second of three matches is underway.

Dona and Lyra pick back up where they left off, exchanging forearms in the middle of the ring.*

*This time though, it’s Lyra who gets the better of the exchange as delivers a kick to the midsection of Dona before grabbing her and delivering a fisherman’s buster and the impact of the move causes the flames surrounding the ring to shoot up higher!*

*...peaking above the ropes before dropping back down to their normal length.

Lyra looks at the flames around her and figures to try and end this part early as she starts dragging Dona towards the ropes.*

*Dona, though, kicks Lyra off her, but Lyra is right back on the offensive with a few well placed kicks followed up by a jumping double stomp to the chest!

She then picks Dona up and whips her into the corner.*

*Dona hits the turnbuckles and Lyra charges in after her and delivers a corner splash to her opponent. Dona slumps down into the corner and Lyra then runs back to the opposite corner and charges back in and looks for a cannonball, but Dona rolls out at the last second*

*...causing Lyra to crash and burn!

Dona gets back up to her feet and she grabs Lyra by the hair and pulls her back up. She grabs Lyra and sends her into the ropes.*

*Lyra comes off the ropes and when she does, she’s met with a backdrop that sends Lyra crashing onto the mat and the flames to shoot up once again. Dona presses her advantage as she grabs Lyra by the arm and locks her into an armbar! Lyra struggles to try and break the hold.*

*Lyra scoots her body towards the ropes and goes to reach out, but quickly realizes that if she grabs the ropes, she very well could end up getting set on fire so she rolls the other way, stacking up Dona and delivering kicks to the lower back forcing Dona to release the hold...*

*...but not before some damage was done.

Lyra goes to pick Dona up, but she’s kicked off and Dona makes it back up to her feet. The two women stand in the middle of the ring, sending death glares to one another as the circle each other like a predator to pounce on their prey.*

*The two don’t take their eyes off the other and each reach out to try and gain wrist control, but neither lets the other get the advantage over the other. Finally, Lyra sticks a hand in the air telling Dona to come on and do a test of strength!*

*Dona steps in and as she goes to grab Lyra’s hand, she decides to instead deliver a swift kick to the midsection doubling Lyra over. Dona then grabs Lyra and delivers a snap DDT that causes Lyra to crumple into a heap onto the mat!*

*Dona laughs as she thinks she can put this match away and not even have to go to the third stage. She picks Lyra up and sends her into the ropes, but Lyra grabs hold of the top rope to stop the momentum!*

*Dona comes charging in after Lyra who lowers her shoulder and sends Dona up out of the ring!*

*Dona hits the ring apron and as she does, she starts to scream in pain as she hits the floor, her body caught on fire by the flames surrounding the ring*

*The bell rings and referees come running over with a fire extinguisher to put the flames out as the flames around the ring die down and Lyra drops to a knee*

@soulstealer_LLD HAS WON THE SECOND FALL!!

*The refs check on Dona who is telling them she’s fine. They help her back to her feet as she gets into the ring and the ref in the ring keeps both women in opposite corners as the cage begins to lower from the ceiling.*

*The two women stand there in their corners, eyes not leaving the other as the cage is completely lowered and you can hear the ELECTRICITY PULSING through the cage that has weapons covering what seems like every inch of it!*

*The ref asks both women if they’re ready and they nod, their eyes still glued on their opponents as the ref calls for the bell to get the third and deciding fall underway.*

*The two women again, start the third fall just like the other two, meeting in the middle and exchanging forearms and open hands. They continue to go after one another and as if both were thinking the same thing, they both hit the ropes and collide in the middle of the ring...*

* with double cross bodies!

Both women are down in the middle of the ring as the ref checks on both of them. After a few seconds, both begin to stir and both make it up to a knee and they once again start exchanging shots.*

*This time though, Dona gets the better of the exchange and she makes it to her feet and delivers a roundhouse kick to the side of Lyra’s head as she falls to the mat!

Dona doesn’t go for a cover, though-instead she walks over to the cage and she pulls down a kendo stick!*

*Dona swings the kendo stick around as she walks over to Lyra who is on all fours. Dona raises the kendo stick up and nails Lyra across the back with it over and over, breaking the weapon across her back!*

*Dona then rolls Lyra onto her back and goes for a cover*

1...2...kickout!

*Dona pulls Lyra up to her feet by her hair and points at the cage and the fans go crazy! Dona looks to try and throw Lyra into the cage, but Lyra REVERSES it...*

*...and Dona is the one to hit the cage and when she does, a JOLT OF ELECTRICITY runs through her body causing her to hit the mat in pain as she looks at her hands which grabbed the cage for any burns.*

*Lyra now looks at the wide array of weapons and finds a barbed wire baseball bat hanging from the wall of the cage and pulls it off.

As Dona makes it up to her feet, Lyra takes the bat and swings it, hitting Dona in the midsection DOUBLING HER OVER!*

*After that, Lyra takes the bat and digs the barbed wire into the forehead of Dona splitting her WIDE OPEN and causing blood to start POURING down her face.

Lyra marches around the ring and drops the bat as she picks Dona up and hits her with the SOUL OF VENGEANCE!*

*Lyra falls into the cover.*

1...2...kickout!

*Dona got her shoulder up at the last possible second and Lyra can’t believe it! Lyra delivers a few punches to the open wounds on Dona’s forehead before heading back over to the walls of the cage and finding what looks like...*

*...an ice pick or something else with a sharp edge!

Lyra walks over to Dona who is back up to her knees and yells for Lyra to bring it on. Lyra gives a sinister grin as she takes the object she just pulled off the cage and looks to stab the head of Dona who ends up grabbing..*

*...Lyra by the arm and stops the attempt!

The two struggle as Dona makes it up to her feet. Dona then delivers a knee to the midsection of Lyra who drops the sharp object. Dona then grabs Lyra and sends her into the ropes...*

*Lyra comes off the ropes and when she does, Dona hits her with a discus lariat!

The back of Lyra’s head hits the mat hard as Dona looks around and sees barbed wire covered board hanging on the one wall. Dona grabs it and pulls it down along with a bundle of light tubes.*

*Lyra is getting back up to her feet, but Dona puts an end to that by grabbing Lyra and delivering butterfly suplex to her opponent!

Dona then goes back to setting up the barbed wire covered board in the corner.*

*After she gets it set up, she turns back to the light tubes and grabs one out of the bundle as Lyra makes it back up to her feet.

Dona takes it and SWINGS, hitting Lyra over the head with the light tube as it SHATTERS and a cloud of smoke comes out of the tube!*

*Lyra writhes in pain on the mat as Dona grabs ANOTHER tube and hits Lyra over the head again, SHATTERING another!

Lyra is lying there, her face now covered in the crimson mask of her own blood as Dona takes the rest of the bundle and sets it up in another corner... *

*Dona walks over to Lyra and picks her up, sending her into the corner where the bundle of light tubes were found. Lyra though puts on the brakes before she hits the corner and as Dona comes charging in, Lyra catches her and delivers a release belly to belly overhead suplex...*

*...that causes Dona to go RIGHT THROUGH the light tubs and the entire bundle shattering in a million pieces and Dona to writhe around in IMMENSE pain!

Lyra turns her attention to the walls of the cage again. This time, she finds a sledgehammer hanging and pulls it down.*

*Dona is back up to a knee once again and Lyra comes charging in and HITS DONA OVER THE HEAD with the sledgehammer! Lyra falls into a cover.*

1...2...kickout!

*Again, Dona gets the shoulder up at the last possible moment to keep the match alive.

*Lyra screams in frustration as she looks over at the barbed wire board and picks Dona up off the mat. She looks to send Dona into the corner, but Dona reverses and as Lyra is about to hit the corner, Dona comes following in with a SPEAR...*

*...causing the board to EXPLODE and both women to get tangled up in the barbed wire that was on it!

The fans start to chant for both of the warriors who are leaving it all out there in the ring tonight and truly putting each other through hell.*

*The two are laying there almost motionless as the barbed wire is tangled around them. As they struggle to break free from one another, the barbs tear and rip at their flesh causing them to bleed even more! It’s Dona who is the first out and stumbles up to her feet...*

*Dona looks around at the walls of the cage and sees a bag hanging. She grabs the bag and pulls it down and unties it before pouring its contents out onto the mat. Inside the bag were THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS. The thumbtacks cover the ring as Lyra is now out of the wreckage and..*

*...back to her feet and she grabs a 2x4 that was hanging off the wall near the corner.

Dona turns around, unaware that Lyra grabbed the weapon and when she does, Lyra is right there and HITS HER WITH THE 2x4 RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION, doubling Dona over!*

*Lyra then raises the wood over her head and swings it as hard as she can CRACKING it across Dona’s back which breaks the piece of wood in half!

Dona hits the mat and Lyra quickly follows up with a RUNNING KICK to the side of Dona’s head!*

*Lyra then goes for another cover.*

1...2...kickout!

*Dona SOMEHOW stays in the match, but Lyra picks Dona up and notices the thumbtacks. Lyra grabs Dona and looks to hit another Soul of Vengeance, but Dona once again counters out of it...*

*...and Dona hits her own DDT on Lyra RIGHT INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!

Dona then rolls Lyra over for a cover.*

1...2...kickout!

*Lyra stays in the match by kicking out at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND. Dona screams in frustration, but she finds a table hanging and pulls it down...*

*...and starts setting it up near a corner. Dona picks Lyra up and drags her over to the corner and lifts her up onto the top turnbuckle with her back facing the ring. Dona climbs to the second rope and grabs Lyra and delivers the...*

*...PUNK-PLEX from the top rope, causing Lyra to crash THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Dona crawls over to her opponent and drapes an arm over her.*

1...2...3!!!

*The ref calls for the bell*

Hamida: Here is your winner..."The Toxic Knockout" DONA ROTTEN!!! (@donarotten)

*The ref calls for the bell as the crowd goes crazy for the two women who are laying there motionless in the ring as the ref raises Dona’s hand in victory. She extends her hand to @soulstealer_LLD*

*...Lyra accepts Dona's hand as she shakes at first, then pulls her in for a HUG! The fans ROAR in approval as Dona raises Lyra's hand and the two exhausted 'Mothers of Destruction' head out together...this could be the start of a beautiful friendship!*

*THIS JUST IN*

Due to a vicious assault earlier this evening by
@idolxnz, combined with damage sustained in a prior match earlier in the evening, @m0lly_HATCHET will not be able to make the main event. She has suffered a concussion & a potentially serious eye injury!

Ms. Hatchet has been removed from the premises for her own protection as she adamantly refused to heed the doctor's wishes & was escorted out by medical & security staff ten minutes ago to be evacuated to a hospital for treatment. More on this as it develops!

Hamida: The following contest is a Fatal 4-Way Astrojill Match...and it is for the CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

*"She's a Rebel" by Green Day plays*
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Hamida: Introducing the challengers, first, from Laredo, Texas, weighing in at 133 lbs., LLUVIA CANE! (@perfectlovellu)

*"Meganerd" by YTCracker plays*
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Hamida: And, weighing in at 115 lbs., "The Blossoming One" CRYSTAL ZDUNICH! (@crystal_Hilton)

*"Gasoline" by Porcelain and the Tramps plays*
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Hamida: And, from Seville, Spain, weighing in at 214 lbs., FM YOUNG! (@amazonatheart)

*"Confident" by Demi Lovato plays*
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Hamida: And introducing the champion, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 137 lbs., she is the current, reigning and defending Conquest Champion, "The Beautiful One" KATIE ANDERSON! (@beautifulkatiea)

*as the Astrojills surround the ring, Katie hands the ref her title...the ref shows it to Katie, then FM, then Crystal, then Lluvia, then to the fans!

As the bell rings...all four rush at each other in a test of strength...FM gets the upper hand, then hits a SPEAR to Christina!*

*marching to where Crystal is in the corner, FM does some FOREARM smashes to Crystal, but as FM tries a running forearm, Crystal DUCKS out just in time! As Crystal bounds off the ropes, FM looks for another Spear...but Crystal reverses it into a TILT-A-WHIRL DDT!*

*meanwhile, Katie and Lluvia go at it...Katie tries a running bulldog, but Lluvia will have none of it...one KICK to Katie's head sets up a JUMPING DDT to the mat! Lluvia then tries locking in a Triangle Choke on Katie...but Crystal BREAKS IT UP!*

*Crystal grabs Lluvia RIGHT BY THE HAIR, jumping up top for a Springboard Moonsault...but is only met with a DROPKICK for her troubles! As Crystal tries to get up, Lluvia hits a RUNNING DDT onto her!*

*Meanwhile, FM and Katie taunt each other some, then run RIGHT at each other for another test of strength...and again FM wins that tie-up, going for the GROUND-AND-POUND RIGHT to Katie...Katie feels something come over her, GRABBING FM's fist and picking her up for a POWER SLAM!*

*Katie tries for the pin*

1...t-

*and FM POWERS out, right as Lluvia hits ANOTHER DDT on Crystal, causing her to land on FM and Katie!*

*as Lluvia approaches her, Crystal does a SWIFT leg sweep, turning her attention on Katie now...she tries a BODY SLAM on Katie, but is answered with another POWER SLAM! Though hurting, Crys musters up the energy with a SMALL PACKAGE of her own!*

1..2...

*and Katie powers out*

*Meanwhile, FM and Lluvia go at it in a test of agility...though another one of Lluvia's DROPKICKS knocks FM back a little bit, she recovers with a SPEAR out of nowhere knocking Lluvia RIGHT INTO the perimeter of Astrojills outside! The Astrojills roll Lluvia back into the ring*

*On the other side, it's a showdown of Katie's power and Crystal's agility...Crystal with a HURRICANRANA to Katie, knocking her down! Now Crystal bounds all along the ropes, landing a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT on Katie and going for the pin*

1...2...

*Lluvia breaks it up*

*we see FM and Katie go MOVE FOR MOVE...FOREARM...PUNCH...KNEE STRIKE...PUNCH...DDT...BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!

A "Fight Forever" chant breaks out*

*meanwhile, Lluvia IRISH WHIPS Crystal against the ropes...then hits YET ANOTHER Dropkick, sending Crystal RIGHT OUTSIDE the ring!

As the Lumberjills try and roll Crystal back, Lluvia hits a SUICIDE DIVE on the two trying to wheel Crystal in, knocking both fighters out*

*The Astrojills resume their attempts to pick up Crystal and Lluvia...they get Crystal in, but as they pick up Lluvia, she LOW BLOWS ONE!

She then proceeds to try and yank off an Astrojill's helmet...the others rush in to stop her, with her fighting them off...this is VISCIOUS!*

*as they fight her off and rush her into the ring, Lluvia PULLS OFF an Astrojill's helmet, revealing a teary-eyed @xenalingard underneath. Another taller Astrojill consoles her as @shellygalactic herself finds a spare helmet and puts it on Xena*

*Lluvia tries to use the helmet in hand as a weapon on Crystal...of course, it would be as legal as a headlock if she connects the swing...which she does...but on FM Young, who's knocked back, taking a moment to recover, but a look of pure RAGE grows on her face*

*Lluvia stomps down, and she hits MISS REBELLIOUS on Crystal's face before being BELLY-TO-BELLY-SUPLEXED from behind by Katie...as Lluvia and Katie battle, with Crystal powering up, FM's been planning her comeback, which she gets in the form of a SUPERCHICK from the turnbuckle!*

*FM lets out a MIGHTY ROAR for the crowds!!!! Just as she grandstands, Lluvia and Crystal both hit dropkicks on her AT THE SAME TIME, getting Katie in perfect position for ANOTHER Belly-to-Belly Suplex, sending FM COLDLY to the mat!*

*Katie gets to the top rope, hoping to hit a Falling Beach Blossom...Crystal gets to the top rope hoping for a Mega Buster...Lluvia goes to the top turnbuckle hoping for a Your Horizon...as FM slowly powers up, they ALL leap RIGHT at her...FM initially starts to buckle down...*

*but she gets a second wind...TOSSES Lluvia back to the outside of the ring...DDT's Crystal...and HITS Katie with a HUMAN ERROR PROCESSOR!

And with a 1..2...3 pin, FM gets a measure of payback for Liftoff...*

Hamida: Here is your winner...#AndNEW Conquest Champion, FM YOUNG!!!! (@amazonatheart)

*FM celebrates as she's handed her title, hoisting it in the air to the crowd's cheers. The first ever 2x champion in Galactic, FM jumps outside the ring, where the Astrojills carry her*

*Hamida heads back out*

Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!

Fans: ONE FALL!

*"I Get Wicked" by Thousand Foot Krutch plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 142 lbs., "Wicked" WENDY STEVENS! (@wendystevens218)

*"Something New" by Girls Aloud plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from Malibu, California, weighing in at 122 lbs., BIANCA DAVIS! (@malibuqueenb)

*as the bell rings, both of the bad gals taunt each other...Bianca with her spoiled mean girl poses and Wendy with her Wicked motions!

Shortly thereafter, both tie up...Wendy turns up the theatrics, grinning as she wins this tie-up...soon as she lets go, Bianca EYE RAKES her!*

*as Wendy tries to recover, Bianca tugs in a HAIR-PULL BACKBREAKER! The cocky Bianca goes for the cover*

1...2...

*Wendy KICKS OUT!*

*a WIDE grin spreads across Wendy's face as she gets up, VIOLENTLY taking down Bianca and rocking her head and shoulders down against the mat!

She picks up Bianca for a Rolling Fireman's Carry, but that leads to a BACK RAKE, followed by ANOTHER Hair Pull Backbreaker!*

*Bianca tries for another pin attempt*

1...2...

*and AGAIN Wendy kicks out! Rising up, ANOTHER wicked grin spreads across Wendy's face as she hits a WICKEDSTEINER, followed by a WICKED FLATLINER!*

*Now Wendy goes for the pin attempt*

1...2...

*and Bianca kicks out! As she powers up, she goes for ANOTHER Eye Rake to Wendy, then runs against the ropes to hit the BEAUTIFUL BOOT sending her to the ground!*

*Bianca then hooks Wendy's legs in her arms, beginning the MALIBU FACIAL...slamming Wendy's face against the mat SEVERAL times and busting her open! She goes for another pin attempt*

1...2...

*Wendy KICKS OUT again!*

*Bianca backs away, looking for the Coronation...but Wendy GRABS Bianca's ankle, SLAMMING it onto the mat! As Bianca writhes in pain, Wendy gets behind her for the WICKED SUPLEX!*

*after a good taunt, Wendy picks Bianca up, and gets her PULLED FROM HEAVEN! That takes her out enough for Wendy to pick up the 1...2...3!*

Hamida: Here is your winner, "Wicked" WENDY STEVENS! (@wendystevens218)

*victorious at LONG last, Wendy isn't phased by the crowds...they would've booed whoever won. With that chip off her shoulder, Wendy heads up the ramp, ready for big things on #ThursdayNightDiscovery.*

Hamida: Ladies and gentlemen...it's TIME for our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! The following contest is a First Blood match...the only way to win is to be the first one to make an opponent bleed. And it is for the GALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

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*As the arena goes dark and RED's "Release the Panic" plays, a spotlight reveals where Samantha Tolson (
@thesamtolson
) is standing. She screams along with the song, then bounces in place and slaps hands with the fans on her way down the ramp*

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*As "Big Bad Wolf" by In This Moment plays, we see Galactic Champion Serah Karin (@idolxnz) dressed like a goddess with the title over her chest, coming up through the stage in a cloud of snow, with male soldiers and female druids accompanying her.*

Hamida: Introducing the challenger, from Jefferson City, Missouri, weighing in at 158 lbs., SAMANTHA TOLSON!!! (@thesamtolson)

Hamida: And introducing the champion, from Taruanga, New Zealand, weighing in at 150 lbs., she is the current, reigning and defending GALACTIC CHAMPION, SERAH KARIN! (@idolxnz)

Hamida Adam: Due to injuries sustained earlier this evening, Molly Hatchet (@m0lly_HATCHET) has been eliminated from this main event match!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Serah gives a self satisfied smirk as Sam gives her a burning glare, for it's no secret what happened to Molly...*

Crowd: WE WANT MOLLY! WE WANT MOLLY! WE WANT MOLLY!

Serah: *shouting* WANT IN ONE HAND, CRAP IN THE OTHER! SEE WHICH FILLS FIRST!!!!

Crowd: GINGER NINJA *STOMP STOMP STOMP!* GINGER NINJA *STOMP STOMP STOMP!*

*Serah rolls her eyes and scoffs just as she turns to face Sam*

*DING DING DING*

*Tolson & Karin lock up with Tolson trying for a quick slip around & back suplex, only for Karin to roll over her shoulders, drive both knees into her back & fall back with a back cracker!

The challenger thrashes with a hiss, both on their feet quickly.*

*Serah stalks Tolson, crouched low and circling her, Tolson keeping back, watching her move with almost serpentine grace. Suddenly she lashes out faking with a low kick only to latch on to Tolson's head & try to pull her into the Constrictor via float over but Tolson counters!*

*Just as she's brought down into the dragon sleeper, Tolson grabs hold of Serah's midsection, flips her legs up, wrapping her thighs around her head for a tight headscissor! Serah rises to try & throw her off, only for Tolson to spin off to one side and whip Serah off her feet!*

*Serah rolls with the headscissor take down, getting to her feet with a hand to the back of her neck. As Serah gets up, Tolson rushes in from behind to hit a STEEP release German Suplex! Serah hits her head and shoulders first on the canvas, skidding slightly before crumpling!*

*Serah gets to her feet using the ropes and it's at that moment that Tolson catches her with a flying forearm that sends her straight over the top rope and out of the ring!*

Crowd: TOLSON'S GONNA' KKKKIIIILLLL YOU! TOLSON'S GONNA' KKKKIIIILLL YOU!

*Serah gets to her feet just as Sam's flying through the ropes and in a move that surprises all, Serah leaps up with a dropkick that catches Tolson in mid flight with both legs stamping her trap muscles and sending them both falling to the floor, Serah on her back, Sam in a heap*

*Serah rolls to her feet, looking back to the crowd with an evil smile*

Serah: WHO'S KILLING WHO?!

*She spins around to catch a rising Tolson with a round house kick that drapes her over the apron. From there, Serah punishes Tolson with brutal kicks to the legs & lower back!*

Crowd: NOOOOOPE RRROOOOPPPEEE!! SHE'S A SHAKE SNEK! NNNNOOOPPPEE RRROOOOPPPEEE!!! SHE'S A SHAKE SNEK!

*Serah's smile vanishes as she scowls at the crowd*

Crowd: DANGER NOODLE!! HAZARD SPAGHETTI! DANGER NOODLE! HAZARD SPAGHETTI!

Serah: YOU'RE ALL AS DUMB AS WHO STARTED THAT!

*Apparently the crowd had gotten in on FM Young's Snek meme jokes against Serah Karin. However her banter with the crowd was just enough for Sam Tolson to sneak in from behind, lock on a Kata Hajime and Suplex Serah up and over once more, this time on the padded floor!*

*Serah rolls herself halfway under the ring, seemingly unaware of where she was thanks to that hellacious impact. Tolson grips her leg & pulls her out, only to get hit WITH A BOX OF TOOLS TO THE FACE! Wrenches, screwdrivers, pliers, all kinds of tools go flying on impact!*

*Grabbing up a tape measure, Serah moves in on the stunned and disoriented Tolson on her hands & knees and promptly extends and wraps the tape measure around her neck, strangling & wrenching her left & right!*

Serah: MEASURING YOU TOLSON! YOU'RE COMING UP SHORT HAHAHAHA!!!

*As Sam's face starts to turn a deep shade of red, she thinks fast and rams her head back, cracking Serah in the nose and sending her staggering back!

The referee moves in, checking Serah's nose and after a few seconds, he finds no blood & the match continues!*

*Serah moves in with unbridled fury, snapping a kick to the back of a recovering Sam Tolson's knee, buckling her straight to the floor. She straddles Sam's back, yanks her head down and starts biting down on her forehead, trying to draw blood. When the skin doesn't break she-*

*-yanks back and begins digging her nails into Sam's forehead on the spot she'd weakened with biting. Sam growls in pain and gathers up the first thing she can find! A pair of pliers! She latches on to a random finger, Serah's pinky, and presses down!*

Serah: YYYEEEAAAGGGHHH!

*Serah tries to pull away but Sam pours on the pressure, twisting the hand as she rolls onto her back & stands! Sam then slaps at the pliers, snapping them off the finger & causing unending agony to Serah Karin's finger! She had trouble moving it, indicating a possible break....*

*Sam grabs that hand and twists it painfully with a lot of pressure on that finger! Serah goes for a quick punch out of pure reaction, but Sam catches the arm, slips around while holding both in a cross pattern, and hurls her with a Straight Jacket Suplex towards the steel ramp!*

Serah: I....am getting tired.... of fucking suplex city!

*Serah starts to crawl towards the ramp, looking for a way to regroup. Along the way, She palms a decent size 15 wrench. Sam approaches from behind shouting!*

Sam: IS THE SNAKE SLITHERING AWAY! COME ON BACK HERE CHAMP!

*Serah stops, letting Sam catch up with her...*

Serah: For the last time....

*She's pulled to her feet and spins around with the wrench, cracking Sam right in the side of her head and sending her down in a heap!*

Serah: I AM NOT A SNAKE!

*She then moves in on Sam quickly!*

*Serah proceeds to viciously and repeatedly kick and stomp Sam Tolson's ribs while she's down, unleashing violent fury upon her hated rival!*

Serah: STOP *KICK* CALLING *STOMP* ME *KICK* A *HARD KICK* SNNNNAAAAKKKEEE!!! *Hopping kick that rolls Sam on her back with a groan!*

*As Sam rolls onto all fours to get up, Serah slips the wrench around her neck and yanks her to her feet, dragging her towards the nearest table, the Time Keeper's table. Along the way Serah doesn't notice a fan holding a chair out for Sam, who takes it.....*

*So when Karin goes to yank Sam onto the table, it's a rather unpleasant surprise when a chair collides with her head, spinning her into the time keeper's table & straight to the floor with the bell clanging beside her!*

Sam: TIME TO SPILL SOME OF THAT COLD ASS SNAKE BLOOD!

*Sam, a little groggy from all the blows to the head, fails to notice Serah gathering up the ring bell off the floor as she sets up for a finishing blow. She rears the chair back. Serah spins with the ring bell. There's a loud clang & metallic smack that happens simultaneously!*

*DING/CLACKT!*

*The sounds reverberate with the intensity of a single gunshot. Both competitors hit the floor in a heap, blood trickling freely. Sam's forehead is split open and the side of Serah's head is bleeding from a wound hidden in her hair!*

*DUAL KNOCK OUT POP!!!*

*The Referee picks up the bell and rings it himself!*

*DING DING DING*

Hamida: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN DECLARED A DOUBLE 1ST BLOOD DRAW! #AndSTILL the GALACTIC CHAMPION, @idolxnz!

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*As the fans' cheers turn to MASSIVE boos at Serah retaining..."They're So Incredible" by The Revenge hits, and here comes Galactic CEO Shelly González (@shellygalactic) ready to make a MAJOR announcement!*

Shelly: As you just saw, the match has ended in a DOUBLE FIRST BLOOD DRAW. Now, @idolxnz, you are STILL the Galactic Champion, and will be taking your title to be the top world championship of #ThursdayNightDiscovery...

Shelly: However, Sam (@thesamtolson) DID break you open at the same time you broke her open...so I think it unfair that she should go home empty-handed. Therefore, as Sam is going to #TuesdayNightEnterprise, I have decided that by whelming you in this First Blood match...

Shelly: ...she has earned an honor all her own. An honor for the veterans of wrestling who make it to Galactic, for the best of the best women wrestlers.

Therefore, your inaugural #TuesdayNightEnterprise world champion...your #CosmicChampion...SAMANTHA TOLSON!!!! (@thesamtolson)

*#CosmicChampion Sam Tolson (@thesamtolson) and #GalacticChampion Serah Karin (@idolxnz) RAISE THEIR BELTS IN THE AIR, taunting each other and arguing about who the better World Champion is.

Thus ends #Exosphere...and begins Galactic Women's Wrestlng's Brand Warfare era.*