Post by Melinda Rhodes on Aug 1, 2019 14:16:48 GMT -7
And now...live from the Alex G. Spanos Center on the campus of the University of the Pacific in Stockton, California...Episode 1, of TUESDAY NIGHT ENTERPRISE!!!!
*"Oxygene, Pt. 2" by Jean-Michel Jarre plays*
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Hamida: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the CEO of Galactic Women's Wrestling, and the interim General Manager of #TuesdayNightEnterprise...SHELLY GONZALEZ! (
@shellygalactic)
*"They're So Incredible" by The Revenge plays*
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*a smiling Shell motions for the mic*
Shelly G.: Whenever somebody thinks of something new, the one thing they can count on BESIDES several fans who are as DEVOTED as all of you...are those who doubt. Naysayers, haters, negative Nancys come from all four corners of the world...
Shelly G.: ...saying that you're not good enough, that your plan will never work. And believe me, they've CERTAINLY come out since we began two months ago. They said we'd never make it to our first show...they said we'd never last a full month...they said we'd never bring in...
Shell: ...more than a select few who they'd deem as "irrelevant"...and they said we'd NEVER be national or make it to where wrestling fans from COAST TO COAST can enjoy our style! But I'm here to tell you once and for all...
*does her best Eddie impression*
Shell: THEY LIED!!!
Shelly: Yes, we've built the foundation for a LOVELY show out West where the veterans of the business show you all what they're made of, we've got a SPECTACULAR Cosmic Champion in Sam Tolson (@thesamtolson), a MIGHTY 2x Conquest Champion in FM Young (@amazonatheart)...
Shelly: ...and a PLETHORA of stars ready to work their way up and take their crowns, both right here, and out East on #ThursdayNightDiscovery. But you didn't come to hear me talk...you came to SEE WOMEN WRESTLING!!!
*"Loser" by Beck plays*
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Hamida: The following contest...is a SUBMISSIONS MATCH! On her way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 190 lbs., PAULA SHOCK! (@jobbershock)
*"Monster" by Paramore plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, accompanied by @blksexyteddy, from Berkshire, England, weighing in at 110 lbs., "The Siren" KATE STEELE! (@punkkatesteele)
*as the bell rings, Paula offers her hand to Kate...that was a VERY bad move, as it's quickly transitioned into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Though Paula SCREAMS IN PAIN, Kate lets her go before she can tap...she wants to make an EXAMPLE of somebody in her Galactic debut!*
*so Kate gets behind Paula for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a TIGER SUPLEX!
Then Kate Irish Whips Paula to the corner for a LITANY of martial arts kicks...then runs to the opposite corner and back, hitting a YAKUZA KICK!
As Paula slumps down, she PUNCHES Kate in the gut...*
*...a decision Paula will VERY much regret, as Kate puts her in ANOTHER Fujiwara Armbar, to ensure THAT arm stays disabled.
As Paula is grounded, Kate goes to the top rope for a SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP! As the boos pour in, Kate looks like she's ready to sing the SIREN'S SONG*
*Kate WRAPS HER LEGS around Paula's body, flipping her over with Kate's back on the mat...she LOCKS Paula's arm in between her leg, cutting off circulation as Kate YANKS DOWN to choke Paula out...and Paula TAPS!*
Hamida: Here is your winner, "The Siren" KATE STEELE! (@punkkatesteele)
*though Kate basks in the boos and in the sight of @jobbershock felled, she looks disgusted at how easy this was. Next week, she DEMANDS some tougher competition...and she's gonna get it!*
Hamida: The following contest...is a HARDCORE match set for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry plays*
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Hamida: Approaching the ring, from New York, New York, weighing in at 209 lbs., VIVACIOUS LYNN! (@ohvivacious)
*"Confident" by Demi Lovato plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 137 lbs., "The Beautiful One" KATIE ANDERSON! (@beautifulkatiea)
*only a second after Hamida finishes, Katie rushes RIGHT to the ring, hitting a RUNNING BULLDOG followed by a GROUND-AND-POUND combination on a VERY unlucky Lynn...as we said in our preview, the former Conquest Champion is out for BLOOD!*
*It takes a couple of Anns at ringside to join the ref in separating Katie from Lynn just long enough for the bell to ring.
But once that bell gets rung...Katie's RIGHT BACK AT IT, POWER SLAMMING Lynn down as she heads outside the ring, seeking any weapons to be found*
*Katie gets an ALUMINUM BAT, a grin spreading across her face as she heads to the ring...She smashes it across Lynn's prone body
ONCE!
TWICE!!
THREE TIMES!!!
FOUR TIMES!!!!
as Katie sets it down, she gets ready to go for another weapon...but Lynn gets up in time for...*
*a GERMAN SUPLEX to Katie outside the ring! Lynn's superior strength gives her the momentary advantage...after flexing her muscles again, Lynn jumps up on Katie for a SLEEPER HOLD!
Nonetheless, Katie falls BACKWARDS, driving Lynn back ONTO THE MAT!*
*Katie picks up TWO sets brass knuckles under the ring, putting them on each fist. BACK to the ground-and-pound she goes with the brass knucks, BURSTING Lynn open and whetting Katie's appetite for the carnage next to come*
*Katie grabs a couple steel chairs from under the ring, putting them on Lynn's stomach. Standing up with some theatrics and flexing some muscles of her own, Katie hits a STANDING MOONSAULT on the chairs, adding to Lynn's ALREADY-IMMENSE pain!*
*sliding Lynn into the ring, Katie picks her up for a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX...then goes to the top rope for a FALLING PEACH BLOSSOM...then picks up the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner..."The Beautiful One" KATIE ANDERSON! (@beautifulkatiea)
*Katie stares over @ohvivacious and motioning for the mic, ready to send a message*
Katie: @amazonatheart...at the #AlohaMeansGoodbye PPV...YOU'll be saying goodbye to the Conquest title!
HEAR ME NOWWWWW!
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*Machine Head's "Imperium" blasts the speakers as out steps @von_Terminator only sporting the remains of a few cuts and lingering bruises from her battle with
@1badassbytch just a week prior.*
*Sporting black designer wrap-around sunglasses, a black business suit with white dress shirt and tie, well polished ankle boots with three inch reinforced heels, and black leather gloves on both hands...*
*...Ursula walks down the aisle with a confident stride, clearly physically in great condition with no change in her movements, not even a single sign of being injured. She climbs the ring steps, slips into the ring, and demands the microphone. Once she has it, she motions for...*
*...her music to be killed & surveys the crowd*
UVR: Good evening. Last week, me and Ms. Lawson had a rather intense encounter. In our past two encounters, I dominated her and it looked to be business as usual in our last match. It took multiple shots with a shovel to my skull-
*Ursula points at the fresh scar right at the part of her hair*
UVR: -and her destroying GWW property in an effort to bury me under the entire stage to be able to actually stall me long enough for her to claim the victory in a match that I have never lost.
*She proceeds to pace around the ring, peeling those shades from her face and hooking them within the breast pocket of her suit jacket.*
UVR: Ms. Gonzalez has seen fit not to book me at this event tonight, on the grounds that I am not medically cleared to compete.
UVR: I performed a strength demonstration within days of my "burial" that involved me lifting in excess of 600 pounds, ran the ropes to prove that I could still maneuver as a fighter should, and a number of hand coordination drills to showcase that I have not suffered a...
UVR: ...lasting concussion. I am 100% well.
*Ursula tilts her head slightly forward, bringing those penetrating eyes to bear upon the camera*
UVR: My opponent, however, crawled to Ms. Gonzalez's office, complaining to her in private and apparently was so hurt by my tender ministrations upon her body, that she has threatened to leave the company after further "burying" me on social media.
UVR: I responded quickly, still in a daze and I imagine that it was my words on social media that barred me from the Ascendant Championship tournament.
*She clenches her fist tightly, that cold controlled rage kept at a fine simmer behind that brutal, withering stare*
UVR: Rebecca Lawson, play your coward's card and never return to my ring ever again. If you set foot in a Galactic sanctioned ring, I will reclaim every ounce of what you stole from me with compounding interest.
UVR: Your first match back should you choose to return will be against me and I will absolutely fucking destroy you without any playing, mercy, or hesitation.
*A crack shows in the form of a slight eye twitch but she fights back the anger in her heart, maintaining that...*
*disciplined control.*
UVR: No smiles, no laughter, no words, just you screaming for five minutes as I break every....last....bone in your body. Stay in your Sanatorium, where it's safe, because Galactic Women's Wrestling is no longer a port of harbor for you.
UVR: I will see to that myself.
*The tension in her neck is visible, her face starting to darken as the threat or murder writes itself in those cold, dead eyes.*
UVR: Enter my ring Lawson....I will end you.
*With that,
@von_Terminator
tosses the microphone down and exits the ring as "Imperium" plays once more, the crowd actually cheering for Ursula at this point.*
Crowd: UR-SU-LA! UR-SU-LA! UR-SU-LA! UR-SU-LA! UR-SU-LA!
*She pays them no mind as she heads straight to the back.*
Hamida: The following contest is a TAG TEAM bout scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Glamorous" by Fergie ft. Ludacris plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 240 lbs., the team of Allison Sullivan (@dancingallies) & Sarah Richardson (@richardson_Girl), SIMPLY GLAMOROUS!!!
*"Shadowboxin' (4th Chamber)" by GZA plays*
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Hamida: And their opponents, representing the #SatsujinTriad, at a combined weight of 319 lbs., the team of Cappadonna (@empcappadonna) & Nari Chang (@narichangwmd)!
*as the bell rings, we open with Allison and Cappadonna. Being a hip-hop dance specialist, Allie does some of her moves, doing a split then twerking right at Cappa...but soon as Allie finishes her B-girl moves, she's hit with a JUMPING CALF KICK to the face!*
*Cappadonna then picks Allie up for a BUTTERFLY SUPLEX...as she Irish Whips Allie off the ropes hoping for the Frankensteiner, she's instead hit by a PELE KICK! Yes, Allie bent all that way to dodge Cappa's attack, counter it herself, and add a HURRICANRANA!*
*adding a German Suplex for good measure, Allison goes for the pin attempt*
1...2...
*and as Nari's about to break it up, Cappadonna kicks out! Allison shows off her B-girl moves once again looking for the Standing Moonsault...but CAPPADONNA REVERSES IT FOR A SAMOAN DROP!*
*Cappadonna TAGS IN Nari, and the Korean People's Army veteran wastes no time marching towards Allison, who goes for the Pele Kick. Nari GRABS Allie's ankle, but before she can grab the other for a Double Leg Spinebuster, Allie knocks her in the face with an ENZIGURI kick!*
*Allie tags in Sarah, whose Standing Shooting Star Press attempt is BLOCKED by Nari's SNAP POWERSLAM, followed up by a KNEE TREMBLER to Sarah's head! Nari goes for the pin attempt*
1...2...
*Allie BREAKS IT UP!*
*this gives Sarah time to duck Nari's next attack, then bring her to the ground with a HAIR TOSS! The extra leverage opens a window for Sarah to go STRAIGHT for Nari's legs and put her in the Boston Crab!*
*Nari IMMEDIATELY reverses it, going for a TWO-HANDED OVERHEAD REVERSE CHOKE SUPLEX! Nari tags Cappadonna back in, but not before Irish Whipping Sarah to the corner...Cappadonna picks up Sarah for a TOP ROPE FRANKENSTEINER, then goes for the pin*
1...2..
*Allison breaks it up!*
*Cappadonna feels the end is near...a JUDO HIP TOSS to Sarah, and she puts her into the BLACK LOTUS! Will Sarah tap?
NO! Allison BREAKS IT UP, kicking Cappadonna all the way 'til the ref counts 4 and she retreats back to the corner*
*Cappadonna climbs up the turnbuckle seeking the Fatal Flying Guillotine-but Sarah REVERSES IT FOR THE SCOOP SLAM! Sarah tags in Allison, climbing up to hit a TITTY BUSTER on Cappadonna, followed by a WAKE UP CALL from Allison! Could Simply Glam pull off their first Galactic W?*
*Allison DRIVES CAPPADONNA TO THE MAT FACE FIRST with the Teenage Breakup, then locks in the hold...for a moment, it looks like Cappa's gonna tap...but WAIT A SECOND!!!
Nari's running in to break it up...and SHE'S NOT ALONE!!!*
*The other two #SatsujinTriad sisters, @malayadiyosa & @hotasianimport, JOIN IN with @narichangwmd to UNLOAD on @dancingallies as the ref calls for the bell!*
Hamida: The winners of this match by DISQUALIFICATION: SIMPLY GLAMOROUS!!! (@richardson_Girl & @dancingallies)
*the third Simply Glam sister @crystal_Hilton (who's in the Cosmic title Main Event) joined by Malaya & Song's opponents later tonight, Wildstyle (@valentine632 & @zucchini_zeNZ), with the save...the Triad sisters raise their fists, conserving energy for the night's next battle*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"The Warrior" by Scandal plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 145 lbs., PATTI ROSE! (@mulletrose)
*"Cinema" by Benny Benassi ft. Gary Go plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 115 lbs., "The Vancouver Vixen" MARILYN REVILLE! (@ofleadingladies)
*the two fan favorites shake hands before the bell rings, then head to their respective corners. Patti wins the test of strength, knocking Marilyn to the mat with a RUNNING BULLDOG!*
*getting the aerial advantage, Patti climbs the turnbuckle for an Elbow Drop...but Marilyn gets up just in time to hit a ROUNDHOUSE KICK on Patti, then climb up herself for a FLYING FOREARM! Marilyn goes for the pin*
1...2...
*Patti kicks out!*
*soon as Patti kicks out of the pin, Marilyn goes for the SHARPSHOOTER-but Patti's hand was ALREADY UNDER THE ROPES, forcing her to break it up!
Patti recovers, picking up Marilyn for a BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX! As Marilyn tries to recover, Patti hits a DROPKICK & goes for the pin*
1...2...
*Marilyn KICKS OUT! As Patti heads towards her, Marilyn knocks her back with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK...then uses her legpower for a HURRICANRANA TO THE CORNER! Marilyn picks Patti up, hoping to hit a top-turnbuckle Frankensteiner...*
*but Patti reverses it for a BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Patti then bounds off the ropes for a LIONSAULT, going for the pin again!*
1...2...
*Marilyn kicks out AGAIN! Another ROUNDHOUSE KICK to Patti, followed by a LIONSAULT of her own off the ropes*
*Marilyn goes for the pin*
1...2...
*Patti KICKS OUT again! Patti smiles at Marilyn, nodding in approval at the fight she's getting. Marilyn smiles back as they both head to the corner for...a SUPERKICK ON EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME!!!*
*as the ref counts, Patti & Marilyn recover...both have had an UNFORGETTABLE battle so far...they each climb their respective turnbuckles, but Marilyn is KNOCKED OUT FROM OUTSIDE BY A LEFT HOOK!*
*It's JULIET BLACK (@julietblackqotr) who just knocked @ofleadingladies out from outside, leading the ref to call for the bell...as she tries to get Marilyn in position for The Skull Fuck, @mulletrose rushes in, ready to make the save, looking for a BULLDOG on Juliet!*
*but Marilyn's manager Alexa Strange (@_Alexa_Strange_) distracts Patti, blocking her way as she looks to FIGHT Juliet! This opens the window for Juliet to grab Marilyn's arms back again...and STOMP on her head for the Skull Fuck!*
*as @julietblackqotr stands tall, @mulletrose swears her revenge*
Patti: YOU'RE DEAD, MISSY! At #AlohaMeansGoodbye, YOU'RE DEAD, missy!
Juliet: Coming from the Cryptkeeper's fuck-buddy, I'll take that as a compliment...
*Hamida steps back out*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL...
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 175 lbs., ROSE! (@rosebeandde)
*"Cry Little Sister vs. Hello Zepp" by Celldweller plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, accompanied by
@irishdragon_ECD, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 156 lbs., LYRA LEVEUX-DONAVAN! (@soulstealer_LLD)
*as the bell rings, Rose heads over to try a Short Arm Clothesline, but gets taken ABACK by Lyra's PUMP KICK! Lyra goes for a Snapmare Driver, but ROSE REVERSES IT into a Shoulder Breaker!*
*Rose picks up Lyra once again, hitting an ALABAMA SLAM to her on the turnbuckle! Rose heads to the opposite corner for the Big Boot...but Lyra gets RIGHT out of the way and hits a BRIDGED DRAGON SUPLEX to Rose, leading to the pin*
1...2...
*Rose POWERS OUT!*
*Rose powers back up and HITS A NECKBREAKER! Flexing her muscles as the fans cheer her on, Rose tells Lyra to ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT as she tosses her to the other side of the ring, before picking her up looking for THEM'S THE BREAKS...*
*...but Lyra gets the leverage she needs for a good ol' DOUBLE-KNEE GUTBUSTER!
She locks in the CRUCIFIX TRIANGLE CHOKE on Rose after dragging her DEAD-CENTER in the ring...is Rose gonna tap?*
*NO SHE'S NOT! Reaching the ropes, Rose musters all her strength to PICK UP Lyra and slam her to the turnbuckles and the mat for the PLANT 'EM! She goes for the pin now*
1...2...
*Lyra KICKS OUT!*
*Rose picks up Lyra for the EYE OF THE BEHOLD...but Lyra reverses it for ANOTHER DOUBLE-KNEE GUTBUSTER!
Lyra feels the end coming...she picks up a DAZED Rose and hits the SOUL OF VENGENACE!!!! That's enough for the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner, LYRA LEVEUX-DONAVAN! (@soulstealer_LLD
)
*Lyra bows to the crowds, then picks up a fallen Rose (@rosebeandde), shaking her hand after the STRONG fight she put up!*
Hamida: The following contest is a TRIPLE THREAT match...and it is for the Conquest Championship!!!
*"Something New" by Girls Aloud plays*
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Hamida: Introducing the challengers, first, from Malibu, California, weighing in at 122 lbs., BIANCA DAVIS! (@malibuqueenb)
*"Dear Maria, Count Me In" by All Time Low plays*
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Hamida: And, from Florence, Italy, weighing in at 125 lbs., MARIA SALVATORE! (@mariaislaw)
*"King of the World" by Porcelain and the Tramps plays*
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Hamida: And introducing the champion, from Seville, Spain, weighing in at 214 lbs., she is the CURRENT, REIGNING AND DEFENDING Conquest Champion, FM YOUNG!!! (@amazonatheart)
*FM hands the title to the ref, who shows it to FM, then to Bianca, then to Maria, then holds it up for the fans.
As the bell rings, Bianca BACK RAKES FM, with Maria following up with a DROP TOE HOLD!*
*Maria then hits an ARM DRAG on FM, then climbs up top looking for the Elbow Drop...but FM ROLLS RIGHT OUT of the way with a SERIES of Forearm Hits to Maria on the mat*
*FM then goes to the top rope, looking for a SPRINGBOARD FOREARM to Maria...SHE HITS IT and goes for the cover!*
1...tw-
*Bianca BREAKS IT UP!*
*soon as FM releases the pin, Bianca tries the HAIR PULL BACKBREAKER...it's not very effective, as FM's hair is in rows.
Nonetheless, it distracts FM long enough for Bianca to do the EYE RAKE, followed by Maria's SPINNING HEEL KICK! Maria goes for the pin*
1...2...
*and Bianca breaks it up AGAIN!
Naturally, Maria is upset, and SLAPS Bianca hard across the face! Maria then ARM DRAGS Bianca across the ring, but that only gives Bianca enough momentum to SUCCESSFULLY to the Hair-Pull Backbreaker on Maria!*
*Bianca then drags Maria up to set her up for the CORNER FOOT CHOKE...the ref counts as Bianca pushes her boot into Maria's face*
1...2...3...4...
*Bianca FINALLY lets go, only to be hit with a SPEAR out of nowhere by FM!*
*FM follows it up with a SPECTACULAR DDT to Bianca! She goes for the pin again*
1...2...
*Maria BREAKS IT UP with a DROPKICK from the top turnbuckle! She then picks up FM for the NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX pin attempt*
1...2...
*and now Bianca breaks it up again!*
*Bianca gets FM into position for the QUEENS MAKEOVER!
Then Maria with a TORNADO DDT to Bianca!*
As Bianca is left lying on the mat, Maria picks FM up, trying to hook her into the Killswitch...BUT FM REVERSES IT INTO A DDT!*
*as FM takes a breather in the corner, Bianca runs towards her set to hit a BEAUTIFUL BOOT...but FM DUCKS out of the way, goes to the TOP ROPE, and hits the SUPERCHICK on Bianca, putting her in a daze!*
*Maria climbs the top turnbuckle, trying to do an Elbow Drop on whomever she may land...but FM PICKS HER RIGHT UP, HITS THE HUMAN ERROR PROCESSOR, AND PICKS UP THE 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner #AndSTILL Conquest Champion, FM YOUNG!!! (
@amazonatheart
)
*as the crowd roars on, FM celebrates proudly with her belt over a fallen
@malibuqueenb
&
@mariaislaw
*
FM: Katie, Aloha also means HELLO-I ain't droppin' this title 'til I get your wife's!
Hamida: The following contest is a TAG TEAM bout set for one-fall!
*"Wild Side" by Mötley Crüe plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 270 lbs., the team of Seleana & Zenna Zdunich (@valentine632 & @zucchini_zeNZ), WILDSIDE!!!
*"California Queen" by Wolfmother plays*
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Hamida: And their opponents, representing the #SatsujinTriad, at a combined weight of 103 kg., the team of Malaya Diyosa (@malayadiyosa) & June Song (@hotasianimport)!
*as the bell rings, we start off with Zenna and Malaya inside the ring, each of them exchanging some LETHAL kicks on each other...however, Malaya wins the tieup with a wrist-lock, followed by a FLOATOVER RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!*
*Malaya picks Zenna up for a SITOUT MAT SLAM before making the tag to Song, who IMMEDIATELY goes for the YAKUZA KICK to Zenna! However, as Song goes for the Knee Trembler, Zenna DUCKS ASIDE for a DROP TOEHOLD to Song...then a 450 SPLASH from the top rope!*
*Zenna sets up a MUTA LOCK on Song...but Malaya's there to BREAK IT UP and compound some interest. They both beat Zenna down until the ref counts 4, at which point Malaya retreats, leaving Song to hit a DRAGON SCREW right to Zenna! She goes for the pin attempt*
1...2...
*Seleana BREAKS IT UP, giving Zenna the window to Irish Whip Song off the ropes, then hit a LOVELY Frankensteiner before she tags in Sele!
Now Sele tries the Muta Lock on Song...and AGAIN Malaya breaks it up, joining Song to beat her down 'til the 4-count*
*Song gets Seleana up for the SNAP SUPLEX before she makes in the tag to Malaya!
Malaya from behind with the LUNGBLOWER as she makes the cover!*
1...2...
*Sele KICKS OUT!!!*
*a couple of MIGHTY kicks later, Sele knocks Malaya down on the mat again! She jumps UP from the apron and HITS THE CAT'S EYE ON MALAYA!!! She tries for the next pin attempt*
1...2...
*And Song breaks it up, once more joining Malaya to make the most of the 4-count*
*After MORE devastating kicks, Sele sets up The PAINKILLER! But Malaya REVERSES it with ANOTHER Sitout Mat Slam!
Sele crawls over slowly to make the tag to Zenna, who goes STRAIGHT for the Z-Sault! She make the pin-cover*
1..2..
*Song breaks it up, but Malaya just tags to her*
*Zenna tries to put Song into the Shot of Z, but Song GRABS HER NECK and stands up, reversing it into a SEOUL EDGE!
Feeling the end coming, Song tags in Malaya, hits her FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION on Zenna, followed by Malaya's BUTTERFLY EFFECT off the apron, then the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here are your winners, representing the #SatsujinTriad, the team of Malaya Diyosa (@malayadiyosa) and June Song (@hotasianimport)!
*Each of them put a foot on the fallen @zucchini_zeNZ as their sisters @empcappadonna & @narichangwmd join in, all raising a fist*
Hamida: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT of the evening...it is scheduled for ONE-FALL...and it is for the COSMIC CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
*"Release The Panic" by RED plays*
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A figure steps out onto the stage in the darkness, stopping at the top of the ramp. A spotlight shows Cosmic Champion Samantha Tolson (@thesamtolson) with her title, slapping the fans' hands as she heads down!
*"Meganerd" by YTcracker plays*
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We see Crystal Zdunich (@crystal_Hilton) make her way from the back curtain with a huge grin on her face. She smiles as she blows kisses to the crowd and slaps their hands as she makes her way down to the ring.
Hamida: Introducing the challenger, weighing in at 115 lbs., "The Blossoming One" CRYSTAL ZDUNICH!!!
Hamida: And introducing the champion, from Jefferson City, Missouri, weighing in at 158 lbs., she is the CURRENT, REIGNING AND DEFENDING COSMIC CHAMPION, SAMANTHA TOLSON!!!
*Sam hands her title to the ref, who shows it to Sam, then to Crystal, then to the fans!
As the bell rings, Sam & Crystal shake hands...soon as they do, they TIE UP! Sam wins the first tie-up, SLAMMING Crys down for a belly-to-belly suplex!*
*Sam bounds off the ropes ready to strike once again, but Crystal hits a TILT-A-WHIRL DDT, driving her onto the mat! She jumps off the top rope looking for a Top Rope Hurricanrana, but Sam grabs her for an EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!*
*Irish Whipping Crystal to the corner, Sam looks for the Nihon e no ōdo (Ode to Japan)...but Crystal ROLLS out of the way just enough to grab Sam by the neck for a SNAPMARE, then climbs up top for a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! She goes for the pin*
1...2...
*and Sam KICKS OUT!*
*Crystal picks Sam up for a Body Slam...but Sam reverses it into a SNAP SUPLEX! She goes for the cover*
1...2...
*and now Crystal kicks out!*
*Crystal hits a SNAPMARE to Sam, followed by a RUNNING DROPKICK right to her face! This sounds like a good time for the small package*
1...2...
*and now Sam breaks out!*
*Crystal tries a Diving Hurricanrana...but it gets REVERSED into a Wheelbarrow Suplex from Sam! NUMEROUS strong-style kicks to a seated Crystal follow, followed by a NIGHTFALL to the corner! Sam tries a pin attempt again*
1...2...
*and Crystal kicks out again!*
*as Sam moves closer to her, Crystal pulls of an ENZIGURI KICK straight to Sam's face! She grabs Sam's neck again, calling out her move*
Crystal: ROCK AND ROLL!
*and she does EXACTLY that, driving Sam's face to the mat! She makes her next pin attempt*
1..2..
Sam powers out!
*getting absolutely DESPERATE now, Crystal GRABS SAM BY THE HAIR and tosses her to the other side of the ring! But this only makes Sam ABSOLUTELY ANGRY...as Crystal does her theatrics for the SMELL THE ROSES moonsault, Sam reverses with a SHARP shoot kick!*
*Sam REVERSES Crystal's Irish Whip attempt to Irish Whip Crys herself,,,at long last, we get the Nihon e no ōdo (Ode to Japan)! SWIFT, STRONG KICKS FROM BOTH LEGS ALL OVER CRYSTAL'S FORM...*
*...but Crys finds a window and hits a TILT-A-WHIRL DDT! With Sam on the ground, Crys wants to leave NO DOUBT...so she locks in the POWER ABSORPTION on Sam...Sam screams in pain, struggling to reach the ropes...can she do it or will her reign end soon as it began?*
*After a good minute of struggle, Sam REACHES THE ROPES! She ELBOWS at Crystal, getting her in position for a BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX! Then, at last...she picks Crystal up, hitting the VICTORY DROP ALPHA for the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner...#AndSTILL Cosmic Champion, SAMANTHA TOLSON!!! (@thesamtolson)
*Sam CELEBRATES with her title in the air, climbing EVERY turnbuckle for the Stockton crowd...she then picks up @crystal_Hilton, embracing her friend. Crystal whispers something to her*
*Crys heads off, smirking at @thesamtolson. The champ and the Rose trade poses for the crowd to see who gets the bigger pop...as the camera fades to black, both get equally strong cheers*
*"Oxygene, Pt. 2" by Jean-Michel Jarre plays*
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Hamida: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the CEO of Galactic Women's Wrestling, and the interim General Manager of #TuesdayNightEnterprise...SHELLY GONZALEZ! (
@shellygalactic)
*"They're So Incredible" by The Revenge plays*
(link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7xmPDWehQc) youtube.com/watch?v=R7xmPD…
*a smiling Shell motions for the mic*
Shelly G.: Whenever somebody thinks of something new, the one thing they can count on BESIDES several fans who are as DEVOTED as all of you...are those who doubt. Naysayers, haters, negative Nancys come from all four corners of the world...
Shelly G.: ...saying that you're not good enough, that your plan will never work. And believe me, they've CERTAINLY come out since we began two months ago. They said we'd never make it to our first show...they said we'd never last a full month...they said we'd never bring in...
Shell: ...more than a select few who they'd deem as "irrelevant"...and they said we'd NEVER be national or make it to where wrestling fans from COAST TO COAST can enjoy our style! But I'm here to tell you once and for all...
*does her best Eddie impression*
Shell: THEY LIED!!!
Shelly: Yes, we've built the foundation for a LOVELY show out West where the veterans of the business show you all what they're made of, we've got a SPECTACULAR Cosmic Champion in Sam Tolson (@thesamtolson), a MIGHTY 2x Conquest Champion in FM Young (@amazonatheart)...
Shelly: ...and a PLETHORA of stars ready to work their way up and take their crowns, both right here, and out East on #ThursdayNightDiscovery. But you didn't come to hear me talk...you came to SEE WOMEN WRESTLING!!!
*"Loser" by Beck plays*
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Hamida: The following contest...is a SUBMISSIONS MATCH! On her way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 190 lbs., PAULA SHOCK! (@jobbershock)
*"Monster" by Paramore plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, accompanied by @blksexyteddy, from Berkshire, England, weighing in at 110 lbs., "The Siren" KATE STEELE! (@punkkatesteele)
*as the bell rings, Paula offers her hand to Kate...that was a VERY bad move, as it's quickly transitioned into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Though Paula SCREAMS IN PAIN, Kate lets her go before she can tap...she wants to make an EXAMPLE of somebody in her Galactic debut!*
*so Kate gets behind Paula for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a TIGER SUPLEX!
Then Kate Irish Whips Paula to the corner for a LITANY of martial arts kicks...then runs to the opposite corner and back, hitting a YAKUZA KICK!
As Paula slumps down, she PUNCHES Kate in the gut...*
*...a decision Paula will VERY much regret, as Kate puts her in ANOTHER Fujiwara Armbar, to ensure THAT arm stays disabled.
As Paula is grounded, Kate goes to the top rope for a SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP! As the boos pour in, Kate looks like she's ready to sing the SIREN'S SONG*
*Kate WRAPS HER LEGS around Paula's body, flipping her over with Kate's back on the mat...she LOCKS Paula's arm in between her leg, cutting off circulation as Kate YANKS DOWN to choke Paula out...and Paula TAPS!*
Hamida: Here is your winner, "The Siren" KATE STEELE! (@punkkatesteele)
*though Kate basks in the boos and in the sight of @jobbershock felled, she looks disgusted at how easy this was. Next week, she DEMANDS some tougher competition...and she's gonna get it!*
Hamida: The following contest...is a HARDCORE match set for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry plays*
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Hamida: Approaching the ring, from New York, New York, weighing in at 209 lbs., VIVACIOUS LYNN! (@ohvivacious)
*"Confident" by Demi Lovato plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 137 lbs., "The Beautiful One" KATIE ANDERSON! (@beautifulkatiea)
*only a second after Hamida finishes, Katie rushes RIGHT to the ring, hitting a RUNNING BULLDOG followed by a GROUND-AND-POUND combination on a VERY unlucky Lynn...as we said in our preview, the former Conquest Champion is out for BLOOD!*
*It takes a couple of Anns at ringside to join the ref in separating Katie from Lynn just long enough for the bell to ring.
But once that bell gets rung...Katie's RIGHT BACK AT IT, POWER SLAMMING Lynn down as she heads outside the ring, seeking any weapons to be found*
*Katie gets an ALUMINUM BAT, a grin spreading across her face as she heads to the ring...She smashes it across Lynn's prone body
ONCE!
TWICE!!
THREE TIMES!!!
FOUR TIMES!!!!
as Katie sets it down, she gets ready to go for another weapon...but Lynn gets up in time for...*
*a GERMAN SUPLEX to Katie outside the ring! Lynn's superior strength gives her the momentary advantage...after flexing her muscles again, Lynn jumps up on Katie for a SLEEPER HOLD!
Nonetheless, Katie falls BACKWARDS, driving Lynn back ONTO THE MAT!*
*Katie picks up TWO sets brass knuckles under the ring, putting them on each fist. BACK to the ground-and-pound she goes with the brass knucks, BURSTING Lynn open and whetting Katie's appetite for the carnage next to come*
*Katie grabs a couple steel chairs from under the ring, putting them on Lynn's stomach. Standing up with some theatrics and flexing some muscles of her own, Katie hits a STANDING MOONSAULT on the chairs, adding to Lynn's ALREADY-IMMENSE pain!*
*sliding Lynn into the ring, Katie picks her up for a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX...then goes to the top rope for a FALLING PEACH BLOSSOM...then picks up the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner..."The Beautiful One" KATIE ANDERSON! (@beautifulkatiea)
*Katie stares over @ohvivacious and motioning for the mic, ready to send a message*
Katie: @amazonatheart...at the #AlohaMeansGoodbye PPV...YOU'll be saying goodbye to the Conquest title!
HEAR ME NOWWWWW!
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*Machine Head's "Imperium" blasts the speakers as out steps @von_Terminator only sporting the remains of a few cuts and lingering bruises from her battle with
@1badassbytch just a week prior.*
*Sporting black designer wrap-around sunglasses, a black business suit with white dress shirt and tie, well polished ankle boots with three inch reinforced heels, and black leather gloves on both hands...*
*...Ursula walks down the aisle with a confident stride, clearly physically in great condition with no change in her movements, not even a single sign of being injured. She climbs the ring steps, slips into the ring, and demands the microphone. Once she has it, she motions for...*
*...her music to be killed & surveys the crowd*
UVR: Good evening. Last week, me and Ms. Lawson had a rather intense encounter. In our past two encounters, I dominated her and it looked to be business as usual in our last match. It took multiple shots with a shovel to my skull-
*Ursula points at the fresh scar right at the part of her hair*
UVR: -and her destroying GWW property in an effort to bury me under the entire stage to be able to actually stall me long enough for her to claim the victory in a match that I have never lost.
*She proceeds to pace around the ring, peeling those shades from her face and hooking them within the breast pocket of her suit jacket.*
UVR: Ms. Gonzalez has seen fit not to book me at this event tonight, on the grounds that I am not medically cleared to compete.
UVR: I performed a strength demonstration within days of my "burial" that involved me lifting in excess of 600 pounds, ran the ropes to prove that I could still maneuver as a fighter should, and a number of hand coordination drills to showcase that I have not suffered a...
UVR: ...lasting concussion. I am 100% well.
*Ursula tilts her head slightly forward, bringing those penetrating eyes to bear upon the camera*
UVR: My opponent, however, crawled to Ms. Gonzalez's office, complaining to her in private and apparently was so hurt by my tender ministrations upon her body, that she has threatened to leave the company after further "burying" me on social media.
UVR: I responded quickly, still in a daze and I imagine that it was my words on social media that barred me from the Ascendant Championship tournament.
*She clenches her fist tightly, that cold controlled rage kept at a fine simmer behind that brutal, withering stare*
UVR: Rebecca Lawson, play your coward's card and never return to my ring ever again. If you set foot in a Galactic sanctioned ring, I will reclaim every ounce of what you stole from me with compounding interest.
UVR: Your first match back should you choose to return will be against me and I will absolutely fucking destroy you without any playing, mercy, or hesitation.
*A crack shows in the form of a slight eye twitch but she fights back the anger in her heart, maintaining that...*
*disciplined control.*
UVR: No smiles, no laughter, no words, just you screaming for five minutes as I break every....last....bone in your body. Stay in your Sanatorium, where it's safe, because Galactic Women's Wrestling is no longer a port of harbor for you.
UVR: I will see to that myself.
*The tension in her neck is visible, her face starting to darken as the threat or murder writes itself in those cold, dead eyes.*
UVR: Enter my ring Lawson....I will end you.
*With that,
@von_Terminator
tosses the microphone down and exits the ring as "Imperium" plays once more, the crowd actually cheering for Ursula at this point.*
Crowd: UR-SU-LA! UR-SU-LA! UR-SU-LA! UR-SU-LA! UR-SU-LA!
*She pays them no mind as she heads straight to the back.*
Hamida: The following contest is a TAG TEAM bout scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Glamorous" by Fergie ft. Ludacris plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 240 lbs., the team of Allison Sullivan (@dancingallies) & Sarah Richardson (@richardson_Girl), SIMPLY GLAMOROUS!!!
*"Shadowboxin' (4th Chamber)" by GZA plays*
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Hamida: And their opponents, representing the #SatsujinTriad, at a combined weight of 319 lbs., the team of Cappadonna (@empcappadonna) & Nari Chang (@narichangwmd)!
*as the bell rings, we open with Allison and Cappadonna. Being a hip-hop dance specialist, Allie does some of her moves, doing a split then twerking right at Cappa...but soon as Allie finishes her B-girl moves, she's hit with a JUMPING CALF KICK to the face!*
*Cappadonna then picks Allie up for a BUTTERFLY SUPLEX...as she Irish Whips Allie off the ropes hoping for the Frankensteiner, she's instead hit by a PELE KICK! Yes, Allie bent all that way to dodge Cappa's attack, counter it herself, and add a HURRICANRANA!*
*adding a German Suplex for good measure, Allison goes for the pin attempt*
1...2...
*and as Nari's about to break it up, Cappadonna kicks out! Allison shows off her B-girl moves once again looking for the Standing Moonsault...but CAPPADONNA REVERSES IT FOR A SAMOAN DROP!*
*Cappadonna TAGS IN Nari, and the Korean People's Army veteran wastes no time marching towards Allison, who goes for the Pele Kick. Nari GRABS Allie's ankle, but before she can grab the other for a Double Leg Spinebuster, Allie knocks her in the face with an ENZIGURI kick!*
*Allie tags in Sarah, whose Standing Shooting Star Press attempt is BLOCKED by Nari's SNAP POWERSLAM, followed up by a KNEE TREMBLER to Sarah's head! Nari goes for the pin attempt*
1...2...
*Allie BREAKS IT UP!*
*this gives Sarah time to duck Nari's next attack, then bring her to the ground with a HAIR TOSS! The extra leverage opens a window for Sarah to go STRAIGHT for Nari's legs and put her in the Boston Crab!*
*Nari IMMEDIATELY reverses it, going for a TWO-HANDED OVERHEAD REVERSE CHOKE SUPLEX! Nari tags Cappadonna back in, but not before Irish Whipping Sarah to the corner...Cappadonna picks up Sarah for a TOP ROPE FRANKENSTEINER, then goes for the pin*
1...2..
*Allison breaks it up!*
*Cappadonna feels the end is near...a JUDO HIP TOSS to Sarah, and she puts her into the BLACK LOTUS! Will Sarah tap?
NO! Allison BREAKS IT UP, kicking Cappadonna all the way 'til the ref counts 4 and she retreats back to the corner*
*Cappadonna climbs up the turnbuckle seeking the Fatal Flying Guillotine-but Sarah REVERSES IT FOR THE SCOOP SLAM! Sarah tags in Allison, climbing up to hit a TITTY BUSTER on Cappadonna, followed by a WAKE UP CALL from Allison! Could Simply Glam pull off their first Galactic W?*
*Allison DRIVES CAPPADONNA TO THE MAT FACE FIRST with the Teenage Breakup, then locks in the hold...for a moment, it looks like Cappa's gonna tap...but WAIT A SECOND!!!
Nari's running in to break it up...and SHE'S NOT ALONE!!!*
*The other two #SatsujinTriad sisters, @malayadiyosa & @hotasianimport, JOIN IN with @narichangwmd to UNLOAD on @dancingallies as the ref calls for the bell!*
Hamida: The winners of this match by DISQUALIFICATION: SIMPLY GLAMOROUS!!! (@richardson_Girl & @dancingallies)
*the third Simply Glam sister @crystal_Hilton (who's in the Cosmic title Main Event) joined by Malaya & Song's opponents later tonight, Wildstyle (@valentine632 & @zucchini_zeNZ), with the save...the Triad sisters raise their fists, conserving energy for the night's next battle*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"The Warrior" by Scandal plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 145 lbs., PATTI ROSE! (@mulletrose)
*"Cinema" by Benny Benassi ft. Gary Go plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 115 lbs., "The Vancouver Vixen" MARILYN REVILLE! (@ofleadingladies)
*the two fan favorites shake hands before the bell rings, then head to their respective corners. Patti wins the test of strength, knocking Marilyn to the mat with a RUNNING BULLDOG!*
*getting the aerial advantage, Patti climbs the turnbuckle for an Elbow Drop...but Marilyn gets up just in time to hit a ROUNDHOUSE KICK on Patti, then climb up herself for a FLYING FOREARM! Marilyn goes for the pin*
1...2...
*Patti kicks out!*
*soon as Patti kicks out of the pin, Marilyn goes for the SHARPSHOOTER-but Patti's hand was ALREADY UNDER THE ROPES, forcing her to break it up!
Patti recovers, picking up Marilyn for a BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX! As Marilyn tries to recover, Patti hits a DROPKICK & goes for the pin*
1...2...
*Marilyn KICKS OUT! As Patti heads towards her, Marilyn knocks her back with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK...then uses her legpower for a HURRICANRANA TO THE CORNER! Marilyn picks Patti up, hoping to hit a top-turnbuckle Frankensteiner...*
*but Patti reverses it for a BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Patti then bounds off the ropes for a LIONSAULT, going for the pin again!*
1...2...
*Marilyn kicks out AGAIN! Another ROUNDHOUSE KICK to Patti, followed by a LIONSAULT of her own off the ropes*
*Marilyn goes for the pin*
1...2...
*Patti KICKS OUT again! Patti smiles at Marilyn, nodding in approval at the fight she's getting. Marilyn smiles back as they both head to the corner for...a SUPERKICK ON EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME!!!*
*as the ref counts, Patti & Marilyn recover...both have had an UNFORGETTABLE battle so far...they each climb their respective turnbuckles, but Marilyn is KNOCKED OUT FROM OUTSIDE BY A LEFT HOOK!*
*It's JULIET BLACK (@julietblackqotr) who just knocked @ofleadingladies out from outside, leading the ref to call for the bell...as she tries to get Marilyn in position for The Skull Fuck, @mulletrose rushes in, ready to make the save, looking for a BULLDOG on Juliet!*
*but Marilyn's manager Alexa Strange (@_Alexa_Strange_) distracts Patti, blocking her way as she looks to FIGHT Juliet! This opens the window for Juliet to grab Marilyn's arms back again...and STOMP on her head for the Skull Fuck!*
*as @julietblackqotr stands tall, @mulletrose swears her revenge*
Patti: YOU'RE DEAD, MISSY! At #AlohaMeansGoodbye, YOU'RE DEAD, missy!
Juliet: Coming from the Cryptkeeper's fuck-buddy, I'll take that as a compliment...
*Hamida steps back out*
Hamida: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL...
Fans: ONE FALL!
*"Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 175 lbs., ROSE! (@rosebeandde)
*"Cry Little Sister vs. Hello Zepp" by Celldweller plays*
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Hamida: And her opponent, accompanied by
@irishdragon_ECD, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 156 lbs., LYRA LEVEUX-DONAVAN! (@soulstealer_LLD)
*as the bell rings, Rose heads over to try a Short Arm Clothesline, but gets taken ABACK by Lyra's PUMP KICK! Lyra goes for a Snapmare Driver, but ROSE REVERSES IT into a Shoulder Breaker!*
*Rose picks up Lyra once again, hitting an ALABAMA SLAM to her on the turnbuckle! Rose heads to the opposite corner for the Big Boot...but Lyra gets RIGHT out of the way and hits a BRIDGED DRAGON SUPLEX to Rose, leading to the pin*
1...2...
*Rose POWERS OUT!*
*Rose powers back up and HITS A NECKBREAKER! Flexing her muscles as the fans cheer her on, Rose tells Lyra to ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT as she tosses her to the other side of the ring, before picking her up looking for THEM'S THE BREAKS...*
*...but Lyra gets the leverage she needs for a good ol' DOUBLE-KNEE GUTBUSTER!
She locks in the CRUCIFIX TRIANGLE CHOKE on Rose after dragging her DEAD-CENTER in the ring...is Rose gonna tap?*
*NO SHE'S NOT! Reaching the ropes, Rose musters all her strength to PICK UP Lyra and slam her to the turnbuckles and the mat for the PLANT 'EM! She goes for the pin now*
1...2...
*Lyra KICKS OUT!*
*Rose picks up Lyra for the EYE OF THE BEHOLD...but Lyra reverses it for ANOTHER DOUBLE-KNEE GUTBUSTER!
Lyra feels the end coming...she picks up a DAZED Rose and hits the SOUL OF VENGENACE!!!! That's enough for the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner, LYRA LEVEUX-DONAVAN! (@soulstealer_LLD
)
*Lyra bows to the crowds, then picks up a fallen Rose (@rosebeandde), shaking her hand after the STRONG fight she put up!*
Hamida: The following contest is a TRIPLE THREAT match...and it is for the Conquest Championship!!!
*"Something New" by Girls Aloud plays*
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Hamida: Introducing the challengers, first, from Malibu, California, weighing in at 122 lbs., BIANCA DAVIS! (@malibuqueenb)
*"Dear Maria, Count Me In" by All Time Low plays*
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Hamida: And, from Florence, Italy, weighing in at 125 lbs., MARIA SALVATORE! (@mariaislaw)
*"King of the World" by Porcelain and the Tramps plays*
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Hamida: And introducing the champion, from Seville, Spain, weighing in at 214 lbs., she is the CURRENT, REIGNING AND DEFENDING Conquest Champion, FM YOUNG!!! (@amazonatheart)
*FM hands the title to the ref, who shows it to FM, then to Bianca, then to Maria, then holds it up for the fans.
As the bell rings, Bianca BACK RAKES FM, with Maria following up with a DROP TOE HOLD!*
*Maria then hits an ARM DRAG on FM, then climbs up top looking for the Elbow Drop...but FM ROLLS RIGHT OUT of the way with a SERIES of Forearm Hits to Maria on the mat*
*FM then goes to the top rope, looking for a SPRINGBOARD FOREARM to Maria...SHE HITS IT and goes for the cover!*
1...tw-
*Bianca BREAKS IT UP!*
*soon as FM releases the pin, Bianca tries the HAIR PULL BACKBREAKER...it's not very effective, as FM's hair is in rows.
Nonetheless, it distracts FM long enough for Bianca to do the EYE RAKE, followed by Maria's SPINNING HEEL KICK! Maria goes for the pin*
1...2...
*and Bianca breaks it up AGAIN!
Naturally, Maria is upset, and SLAPS Bianca hard across the face! Maria then ARM DRAGS Bianca across the ring, but that only gives Bianca enough momentum to SUCCESSFULLY to the Hair-Pull Backbreaker on Maria!*
*Bianca then drags Maria up to set her up for the CORNER FOOT CHOKE...the ref counts as Bianca pushes her boot into Maria's face*
1...2...3...4...
*Bianca FINALLY lets go, only to be hit with a SPEAR out of nowhere by FM!*
*FM follows it up with a SPECTACULAR DDT to Bianca! She goes for the pin again*
1...2...
*Maria BREAKS IT UP with a DROPKICK from the top turnbuckle! She then picks up FM for the NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX pin attempt*
1...2...
*and now Bianca breaks it up again!*
*Bianca gets FM into position for the QUEENS MAKEOVER!
Then Maria with a TORNADO DDT to Bianca!*
As Bianca is left lying on the mat, Maria picks FM up, trying to hook her into the Killswitch...BUT FM REVERSES IT INTO A DDT!*
*as FM takes a breather in the corner, Bianca runs towards her set to hit a BEAUTIFUL BOOT...but FM DUCKS out of the way, goes to the TOP ROPE, and hits the SUPERCHICK on Bianca, putting her in a daze!*
*Maria climbs the top turnbuckle, trying to do an Elbow Drop on whomever she may land...but FM PICKS HER RIGHT UP, HITS THE HUMAN ERROR PROCESSOR, AND PICKS UP THE 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner #AndSTILL Conquest Champion, FM YOUNG!!! (
@amazonatheart
)
*as the crowd roars on, FM celebrates proudly with her belt over a fallen
@malibuqueenb
&
@mariaislaw
*
FM: Katie, Aloha also means HELLO-I ain't droppin' this title 'til I get your wife's!
Hamida: The following contest is a TAG TEAM bout set for one-fall!
*"Wild Side" by Mötley Crüe plays*
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Hamida: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 270 lbs., the team of Seleana & Zenna Zdunich (@valentine632 & @zucchini_zeNZ), WILDSIDE!!!
*"California Queen" by Wolfmother plays*
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Hamida: And their opponents, representing the #SatsujinTriad, at a combined weight of 103 kg., the team of Malaya Diyosa (@malayadiyosa) & June Song (@hotasianimport)!
*as the bell rings, we start off with Zenna and Malaya inside the ring, each of them exchanging some LETHAL kicks on each other...however, Malaya wins the tieup with a wrist-lock, followed by a FLOATOVER RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!*
*Malaya picks Zenna up for a SITOUT MAT SLAM before making the tag to Song, who IMMEDIATELY goes for the YAKUZA KICK to Zenna! However, as Song goes for the Knee Trembler, Zenna DUCKS ASIDE for a DROP TOEHOLD to Song...then a 450 SPLASH from the top rope!*
*Zenna sets up a MUTA LOCK on Song...but Malaya's there to BREAK IT UP and compound some interest. They both beat Zenna down until the ref counts 4, at which point Malaya retreats, leaving Song to hit a DRAGON SCREW right to Zenna! She goes for the pin attempt*
1...2...
*Seleana BREAKS IT UP, giving Zenna the window to Irish Whip Song off the ropes, then hit a LOVELY Frankensteiner before she tags in Sele!
Now Sele tries the Muta Lock on Song...and AGAIN Malaya breaks it up, joining Song to beat her down 'til the 4-count*
*Song gets Seleana up for the SNAP SUPLEX before she makes in the tag to Malaya!
Malaya from behind with the LUNGBLOWER as she makes the cover!*
1...2...
*Sele KICKS OUT!!!*
*a couple of MIGHTY kicks later, Sele knocks Malaya down on the mat again! She jumps UP from the apron and HITS THE CAT'S EYE ON MALAYA!!! She tries for the next pin attempt*
1...2...
*And Song breaks it up, once more joining Malaya to make the most of the 4-count*
*After MORE devastating kicks, Sele sets up The PAINKILLER! But Malaya REVERSES it with ANOTHER Sitout Mat Slam!
Sele crawls over slowly to make the tag to Zenna, who goes STRAIGHT for the Z-Sault! She make the pin-cover*
1..2..
*Song breaks it up, but Malaya just tags to her*
*Zenna tries to put Song into the Shot of Z, but Song GRABS HER NECK and stands up, reversing it into a SEOUL EDGE!
Feeling the end coming, Song tags in Malaya, hits her FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION on Zenna, followed by Malaya's BUTTERFLY EFFECT off the apron, then the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here are your winners, representing the #SatsujinTriad, the team of Malaya Diyosa (@malayadiyosa) and June Song (@hotasianimport)!
*Each of them put a foot on the fallen @zucchini_zeNZ as their sisters @empcappadonna & @narichangwmd join in, all raising a fist*
Hamida: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT of the evening...it is scheduled for ONE-FALL...and it is for the COSMIC CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
*"Release The Panic" by RED plays*
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A figure steps out onto the stage in the darkness, stopping at the top of the ramp. A spotlight shows Cosmic Champion Samantha Tolson (@thesamtolson) with her title, slapping the fans' hands as she heads down!
*"Meganerd" by YTcracker plays*
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We see Crystal Zdunich (@crystal_Hilton) make her way from the back curtain with a huge grin on her face. She smiles as she blows kisses to the crowd and slaps their hands as she makes her way down to the ring.
Hamida: Introducing the challenger, weighing in at 115 lbs., "The Blossoming One" CRYSTAL ZDUNICH!!!
Hamida: And introducing the champion, from Jefferson City, Missouri, weighing in at 158 lbs., she is the CURRENT, REIGNING AND DEFENDING COSMIC CHAMPION, SAMANTHA TOLSON!!!
*Sam hands her title to the ref, who shows it to Sam, then to Crystal, then to the fans!
As the bell rings, Sam & Crystal shake hands...soon as they do, they TIE UP! Sam wins the first tie-up, SLAMMING Crys down for a belly-to-belly suplex!*
*Sam bounds off the ropes ready to strike once again, but Crystal hits a TILT-A-WHIRL DDT, driving her onto the mat! She jumps off the top rope looking for a Top Rope Hurricanrana, but Sam grabs her for an EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!*
*Irish Whipping Crystal to the corner, Sam looks for the Nihon e no ōdo (Ode to Japan)...but Crystal ROLLS out of the way just enough to grab Sam by the neck for a SNAPMARE, then climbs up top for a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! She goes for the pin*
1...2...
*and Sam KICKS OUT!*
*Crystal picks Sam up for a Body Slam...but Sam reverses it into a SNAP SUPLEX! She goes for the cover*
1...2...
*and now Crystal kicks out!*
*Crystal hits a SNAPMARE to Sam, followed by a RUNNING DROPKICK right to her face! This sounds like a good time for the small package*
1...2...
*and now Sam breaks out!*
*Crystal tries a Diving Hurricanrana...but it gets REVERSED into a Wheelbarrow Suplex from Sam! NUMEROUS strong-style kicks to a seated Crystal follow, followed by a NIGHTFALL to the corner! Sam tries a pin attempt again*
1...2...
*and Crystal kicks out again!*
*as Sam moves closer to her, Crystal pulls of an ENZIGURI KICK straight to Sam's face! She grabs Sam's neck again, calling out her move*
Crystal: ROCK AND ROLL!
*and she does EXACTLY that, driving Sam's face to the mat! She makes her next pin attempt*
1..2..
Sam powers out!
*getting absolutely DESPERATE now, Crystal GRABS SAM BY THE HAIR and tosses her to the other side of the ring! But this only makes Sam ABSOLUTELY ANGRY...as Crystal does her theatrics for the SMELL THE ROSES moonsault, Sam reverses with a SHARP shoot kick!*
*Sam REVERSES Crystal's Irish Whip attempt to Irish Whip Crys herself,,,at long last, we get the Nihon e no ōdo (Ode to Japan)! SWIFT, STRONG KICKS FROM BOTH LEGS ALL OVER CRYSTAL'S FORM...*
*...but Crys finds a window and hits a TILT-A-WHIRL DDT! With Sam on the ground, Crys wants to leave NO DOUBT...so she locks in the POWER ABSORPTION on Sam...Sam screams in pain, struggling to reach the ropes...can she do it or will her reign end soon as it began?*
*After a good minute of struggle, Sam REACHES THE ROPES! She ELBOWS at Crystal, getting her in position for a BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX! Then, at last...she picks Crystal up, hitting the VICTORY DROP ALPHA for the 1...2...3!*
Hamida: Here is your winner...#AndSTILL Cosmic Champion, SAMANTHA TOLSON!!! (@thesamtolson)
*Sam CELEBRATES with her title in the air, climbing EVERY turnbuckle for the Stockton crowd...she then picks up @crystal_Hilton, embracing her friend. Crystal whispers something to her*
*Crys heads off, smirking at @thesamtolson. The champ and the Rose trade poses for the crowd to see who gets the bigger pop...as the camera fades to black, both get equally strong cheers*