Post by Melinda Rhodes on Sept 17, 2019 6:21:31 GMT -7
WICKED TUESDAY
REBEL STAR ARENA
ROME, GA
9/17/19
"Run for Cover" by Otep hit's the P/A system as the show begins! The stage is standard issue with the Southern Rebellion Winged Star graphic blazing across the titantron screen, surrounded by a steel pipe structure and dark red curtains. Out onto the black corrugated steel stage steps Jenny Beck looking wild as ever in all black leather; pants, jacket, boots, gloves, and white slayer tank top. She lets out a wild howl to the crowd!
Jenny: Are you ready people?
Crowd: HELL YEAH!!!!
Jenny: I SAID ARE....YYYYOOOUUU....RRRRRREEEEDDDDAAAAAYYYYY!!!
Crowd: HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!
The crowd cheers incoherently as it always does. Jenny Beck, the lead singer of Pittsburgh's top charting metal band "Obliticry Inc." nods to the crowd with a wicked grin as she rushes down to ringside. Soon she hops over the aprons and slides to the center of the ring, rising up on her knees to hop up onto her feet. She bobs to the intro song along with the crowd, three finger salute in the air.
Jenny: ROME, GEORGIA!!! MAKE SOME NOISE! IT'S WICKED TTTUUUEEESSSDDDAAAAYYY!!
The crowd cheers loudly as Jenny grins and winks at them from inside the ring.
Jenny: JOE KOSS! MIKE SPAZZ! SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECES!!!!
We cut to the commentary table to find the duo of Joe Koss and Mike Spazz front and center at the best seat in the house, the SRW Announce table, fans cheering all around them.
Mike Spazz: I'm holding my piece right now, heh.
Joe Koss: Well as long as you keep it in your pants, we'll be ok. We're here to entertain, not watch you get arrested for indecent exposure.
Mike Spazz: Never lettin' me live that shit in Philly down are you?
Joe Koss: Nope and ladies and gentlemen, what a show we have for you tonight. Andrea Hernandez gets a rematch against Juliet Black for the hardcore belt....
Mike Spazz: Juliet's fucking hot, Joe. Bad bitches are always a turn on and she even has the right kind of bad girl name yo!
Joe Koss: ...Then we have Maria Salvatore taking on Iphy Kopadi.
Mike Spazz: Always been iffy about Iphy. Leaning on the Mafia Queen to rule the roost tonight!
Joe Koss: The Lil' Dream Machines face off against The Satsujin Triad, who have been really coming back hard since the rebrand and return to form.
Mike Spazz: Man, I'm torn as I like the whole boss bitch attitude the Triad's taking lately, but I'm also a Halo fan! What the fuck is a guy like me to do?
Joe Koss: Shout "Go Versus?" I don't know man, that's all on you. Jennifer Williams fights Kate Steele. Two Shieldmaidens duke it out with Psycho having the potential to net herself some serious bank in rank if she can beat the Coastal Empire Champion. La' Rebellion faces The Wildside...
Mike Spazz: You'd think that Silencia and Torbellina were trying to be the poster children of Southern Rebellion Wrestling with that name.
Joe Koss: It certainly would seem that way but if anything they are Rebelling against The Rebel and taking on any and all who dare. The tag team scene has been fierce since SRW's grand opening and I personally hope to see it keep going that way.
Mike Spazz: True that. Haven't heard shit from Fire and Ice since they lost the titles. Think the Maidens put fear into 'em or some shit?
Joe Koss: To be fair, if they had kept those titles, chances are they'd barely be around to defend them, given how busy they are on other brands. I believe their contracts are nearly up too and they so far haven't opted to re-sign with the company.
Mike Spazz: That'd be a shame. They're hot as fuck.
Joe Koss: There's also a grudge match between Bianca Davis and Ursula Von Rossbach.
Mike Spazz: Does Bitchzilla have anything but grudges these days? You hear about what she's doing over at that Hybrid show? She's blown a gasket, destroying people left and right or some shit because nobody's giving her a title shot. Everybody needs to run for motherfucking cover over there yo!
Joe Koss: The Lady Terminator has a history of violence and destruction, but she's always been very upfront about it. Never one to mince words or spare feelings, that one.
Mike Spazz: Bianca better have some ace shit up her sleeve or she's gonna' get terminated!
Joe Koss: And last but certainly not least, Dona Rotten will be defending her Ascendant Championship against Lyra Donovan and this one will be a match for the ages.
Mike Spazz: Those two in a match is like classic heavy metal. Shit never gets old and hits hard as fuck! I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT YO! LET'S GET ON WITH SOME MATCHES!!!!
Jenny: Are you ready people?
Crowd: HELL YEAH!!!!
Jenny: I SAID ARE....YYYYOOOUUU....RRRRRREEEEDDDDAAAAAYYYYY!!!
Crowd: HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!
The crowd cheers incoherently as it always does. Jenny Beck, the lead singer of Pittsburgh's top charting metal band "Obliticry Inc." nods to the crowd with a wicked grin as she rushes down to ringside. Soon she hops over the aprons and slides to the center of the ring, rising up on her knees to hop up onto her feet. She bobs to the intro song along with the crowd, three finger salute in the air.
Jenny: ROME, GEORGIA!!! MAKE SOME NOISE! IT'S WICKED TTTUUUEEESSSDDDAAAAYYY!!
The crowd cheers loudly as Jenny grins and winks at them from inside the ring.
Jenny: JOE KOSS! MIKE SPAZZ! SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECES!!!!
Mike Spazz: I'm holding my piece right now, heh.
Joe Koss: Well as long as you keep it in your pants, we'll be ok. We're here to entertain, not watch you get arrested for indecent exposure.
Mike Spazz: Never lettin' me live that shit in Philly down are you?
Joe Koss: Nope and ladies and gentlemen, what a show we have for you tonight. Andrea Hernandez gets a rematch against Juliet Black for the hardcore belt....
Mike Spazz: Juliet's fucking hot, Joe. Bad bitches are always a turn on and she even has the right kind of bad girl name yo!
Joe Koss: ...Then we have Maria Salvatore taking on Iphy Kopadi.
Mike Spazz: Always been iffy about Iphy. Leaning on the Mafia Queen to rule the roost tonight!
Joe Koss: The Lil' Dream Machines face off against The Satsujin Triad, who have been really coming back hard since the rebrand and return to form.
Mike Spazz: Man, I'm torn as I like the whole boss bitch attitude the Triad's taking lately, but I'm also a Halo fan! What the fuck is a guy like me to do?
Joe Koss: Shout "Go Versus?" I don't know man, that's all on you. Jennifer Williams fights Kate Steele. Two Shieldmaidens duke it out with Psycho having the potential to net herself some serious bank in rank if she can beat the Coastal Empire Champion. La' Rebellion faces The Wildside...
Mike Spazz: You'd think that Silencia and Torbellina were trying to be the poster children of Southern Rebellion Wrestling with that name.
Joe Koss: It certainly would seem that way but if anything they are Rebelling against The Rebel and taking on any and all who dare. The tag team scene has been fierce since SRW's grand opening and I personally hope to see it keep going that way.
Mike Spazz: True that. Haven't heard shit from Fire and Ice since they lost the titles. Think the Maidens put fear into 'em or some shit?
Joe Koss: To be fair, if they had kept those titles, chances are they'd barely be around to defend them, given how busy they are on other brands. I believe their contracts are nearly up too and they so far haven't opted to re-sign with the company.
Mike Spazz: That'd be a shame. They're hot as fuck.
Joe Koss: There's also a grudge match between Bianca Davis and Ursula Von Rossbach.
Mike Spazz: Does Bitchzilla have anything but grudges these days? You hear about what she's doing over at that Hybrid show? She's blown a gasket, destroying people left and right or some shit because nobody's giving her a title shot. Everybody needs to run for motherfucking cover over there yo!
Joe Koss: The Lady Terminator has a history of violence and destruction, but she's always been very upfront about it. Never one to mince words or spare feelings, that one.
Mike Spazz: Bianca better have some ace shit up her sleeve or she's gonna' get terminated!
Joe Koss: And last but certainly not least, Dona Rotten will be defending her Ascendant Championship against Lyra Donovan and this one will be a match for the ages.
Mike Spazz: Those two in a match is like classic heavy metal. Shit never gets old and hits hard as fuck! I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT YO! LET'S GET ON WITH SOME MATCHES!!!!
JULIET BLACK (C) VS ANDREA HERNANDEZ
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP TABLES MATCH
This time Juliet brought the weapons to the ring in two rolling trash cans behind her while Andrea enters with a simple kendo stick, both dressed in a mixture of ring and street attire with taped fists. The atmosphere screams malcontent as the former champion stares down the current champion who took her prize and her pride away from her. With a ring of the bell the two clash with Juliet brandishing a mop handle against Andrea's kendo stick. The fencing match has little in the way of coordination and everything when it comes to frenzied ferocity as the two swing and block shots with loud smacks of bamboo against wood. Andrea surprises Juliet with a feint and a spinning kendo strike to the face! Juliet goes down and Andrea reenacts a classic Sandman moment as she splits and splays the bamboo shaft across Juliet's tattooed body! Splits and welts form across her flesh as the kendo stick splits and frays with each impact more and more. As she rolls, she gathers a chair to block a shot and then kicks Andrea's legs out from under her!Andrea gets back to her feet as Juliet goes for a swing with the chair and Andrea DUCKS THE SHOT! The momentum carries Juliet forward with enough force to KNOCK OUT THE REFEREE! Mike Spazz even disses hard on the referee for being too close to the action! Not even phased by this, Juliet shoots a back kick right into Andrea's gut, catching her by surprise as she came up from behind!
The Champion spins around raises the chair up high and proceeds to assault Andrea with vicious chair shot to the back, dropping her to the canvas. She continues dropping chair shots as the challenger keeps fighting to get back up, ending the attack with a smash right to the skull! Juliet then rolls out to gather a table up and toss it into the ring. Getting back inside, she leans the table in a corner, then gathers a dazed but slow rising Andrea up, boots her in the gut and lifts her up vertical with her back to the table. Before she can fall back with the suplex, Andrea brings her knee down on the top of Juliet's head, forcing the woman to drop her down. Keeping hold, Andrea hits a SNAP SUPLEX ACROSS THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
Andrea rolls out of the ring to reach into Juliet's trash can and produces a gnarly barbwire 2x4. Rolling back into the ring she sees the rising Juliet and rushes in, cracking her right in the gut with the weapon, then smashing it down on her back! Small lines of blood from rended flesh streak across Juliet's back as Andrea then locks on a MODIFIED CROSSFACE WITH THE BARBWIRE AGAINST JULIET'S FOREHEAD! Juliet growls in pain as Andrea rips and tears at Juliet's forehead with the weapon. She digs it in and then rips it away, taking bits of hair and skin off with now bloodied barbs.
Andrea raises the weapon in the air shouting, "WHO'S A SICK BITCH NOW?!"
Juliet, meanwhile rolls on her back, laughing as she wipes a bit of blood from her face and licks it off her palm. Andrea had her back turned.....
Andrea turns just as Juliet gets to her feet and hits THE BARE KNUCKLE GLAM! Andrea flails back and falls to the canvas in a heap from the powerful running shot! Juliet then unfolds the steel chair and gathers Andrea's dazed form off the canvas and places her head upon it. She backs up, sizing her opponent up and then rushes forward with a running leap and THE SKULL FUCK MISSES! Juliet stomps down on the chair full force, bending it completely in half and falling to the canvas, clutching at her foot in pain!
Gathering Juliet up by her hair, Andrea hooks her and HURLS JULIET THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE CORNER! She celebrates for a moment in the ring, but stops when she doesn't hear her music or the bell ring. The referee had only just begun to recover. As Andrea tries to rush the process, Juliet rolls out of the ring and despite the pain, slides a table into the ring and sets it up. Just as a kneeling Andrea finally gets the referee to come to she finds her skull rattled by a running SKULL FUCK FROM JULIET OUT OF NOWHERE!
With the fans booing, Juliet gathers Andrea into a front face lock, flips the crowd off and SNAP SUPLEXES ANDREA THROUGH THE TABLE FOR THE WIN!!!
WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION BY TABLE BREAK, JULIET BLACK AT 19 MINUTES & 15 SECONDS!
Koss: Juliet Black retains the title but I'd say with a bit of an asterisk by it as she clearly was the first one put through a table in this match!
Spazz: Ref didn't see it, it didn't happen Lunchbox. Oldest rule of wrestling!
Koss: Yes but I'm sure that somewhere deep down, that stung Juliet's pride just a little bit, not to mention left the door open for Andrea to try again as I'm sure The Rebel won't let this fly on her watch.
MARIA SALVATORE VS IPHY KOPADI
The match begins with an exchange of holds, Iphy on her game as she takes control with an ARM DRAG INTO A NERVE HOLD! Maria howls in pain, her manager Maleek quick with encouraging words from the outside. Gradually Maria fights her way into a position of leverage and frees herself from the hold by kicking Iphy square in the face! Maria rolls away from her. Iphy smiles a mile wide at the mafia heiress, knowing full well who won their first encounter. The smile puts a seething look of rage upon Maria's face. The two tie up and once again, Maria finds herself outpaced by the smaller, more technically savvy wrestler taking her down to the mat with a BRIDGING BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Iphy holds for the pin and gets a two count!As Maria and Iphy continue to fight, Maleek slides a chair onto the top of the ring steps out of view of the referee...
...Maria ties up with Iphy in the ropes, locking up and the referee is forced to move in to separate them. While he does this, Maleek jumps on the apron, getting in his face about "roughing up" his charge. This prompts a heated argument as Iphy pursues Maria across the ring. She moves a certain way, backing up into the corner while begging rather loudly for her life. Iphy looks back at her, confused until she suddenly sees Maria pull a chair through the ropes and hops to her feet. She screams loud, "PUT DOWN THE CHAIR!" slams it down on the canvas, then falls flat on her back. It's at that moment the Referee finally turns and sees Iphy Kopadi standing over what she thinks is an unconscious Maria, steel chair in plain sight and Iphy holding up her hands saying, "Nonononononononono!" The Ref motions for the bell, issuing a Disqualification!
WINNER: MARIA SALVATORE BY DQ AT 9 MINUTES & 32 SECONDS!
Maria rolls out of the ring, feigning a head injury as she heads straight to the back with Maleek's arm around her. They ham it up with the worst acting imaginable while Iphy argues with the referee in the ring, pleading her case the entire time!
Spazz: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! CLASSIC SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!
Koss: While I don't agree or condone this strategy, Maria Salvatore practically stole this victory from Iphy Kopadi and now they are even. Perhaps we'll see them break the rubber band at the upcoming Pay Per View!
Spazz: You don't stop the Mafia, Joe.
LIL DREAM MACHINES VS SATSUJIN TRIAD
B-Brat kicks things off against Cappadonna and after a quick technical exchange of holds and transitions, manages to out fox a grapple feint kick by catching Cappadonna's leg! Cap changes gears and flips forward with a WINDMILL KICK COUNTER, catching B-Brat off guard! While she's down, Cap then tags in the imposing, muscular Nari Chang who promptly rushes over to B-Brat, taking her leg before she can make a tag and dragging her into a BRIDGING BACK SUPLEX PIN! She doesn't even get a one count as Brittany kicks out and rolls to her corner, tagging in HALO! Halo rushes in and dodges Nari with a CARTWHEEL EVASION AND ENZIGURI KICK! Nari drops to one knee as Halo hops up and knocks Cappadonna right off the apron! She then crouches low in a corner looking motioning for Nari to rise while motioning for the BLACK 13!Nari rises, turns and Halo takes off only to be caught by the ankle through the ropes by another Triad Member at ringside, JUNE SONG! She trips and stumbles right into a BICYCLE KICK TO THE HEAD FROM NARI! The Referee quickly admonishes June Song through the ropes! Meanwhile B-Brat tries to enter the ring but is caught on the apron by MALAYA DIYOSA, who pulls her off to the floor without the referee seeing it! Malaya and Cappadona gang up on B-Brat. Back in the ring Nari finishes Halo off with THE W.M.D! This is promptly followed by a pin. B-Brat fends off Cappadona and Malaya, sliding into the ring and hitting a double axe handle across Nari's back. It proves too little.... too late!
WINNER: SATSUJIN TRIAD BY PINFALL AT 10 MINUTES & 23 SECONDS!
Immediately B-Brat gets in the referee's face for the call, blood running from a potentially broken nose from the exchange, then descends upon her unconscious team mate. Meanwhile, the Satsujin Triad leave ringside, their leader smug as sin itself, the fans booing loudly the entire time.
Koss: Can we get through one match without some kind of a bullshit finish tonight?! Please?!
Spazz: Hey do I need to remind you the oldest rule in wrestling again? They played the numbers game and the Ref couldn't keep track of it all. Don't be made because the Triad had a better strategy! I love me some Halo, but they got played yo!
Koss: This is just sickening and that grin on Malaya Diyosa's face? I can't wait to see someone knock those lips right off her cheeks!
Spazz: Woah simmer down fats. You know you're pretty when you're angry?
Koss: Oh shut up.
Spazz: *snickers*
Immediately B-Brat gets in the referee's face for the call, blood running from a potentially broken nose from the exchange, then descends upon her unconscious team mate. Meanwhile, the Satsujin Triad leave ringside, their leader smug as sin itself, the fans booing loudly the entire time.
Koss: Can we get through one match without some kind of a bullshit finish tonight?! Please?!
Spazz: Hey do I need to remind you the oldest rule in wrestling again? They played the numbers game and the Ref couldn't keep track of it all. Don't be made because the Triad had a better strategy! I love me some Halo, but they got played yo!
Koss: This is just sickening and that grin on Malaya Diyosa's face? I can't wait to see someone knock those lips right off her cheeks!
Spazz: Woah simmer down fats. You know you're pretty when you're angry?
Koss: Oh shut up.
Spazz: *snickers*
JENNIFER WILLIAMS VS KATE STEELE
The Lady Dream locks up with The Siren in what seems more akin to an artistic interpretation of a head on collision. The two know each other so well that they bob and weave in and out of each other's holds like butter smooth silk. For a good five minutes, neither woman seems able to gain the advantage. An armbar is countered into a wristlock, wristlock into a front flip and headlock, headlock to backdrop, backflip out of the backdrop. On and on it goes until Kate manages to catch Jennifer with the FLOAT OVER DDT! She gets a 2.9999 count as the skull impact nearly took Jennifer out right then and there. Gathering Williams up, Kate tosses her into a corner and then charges ahead, eating a pair of boots to the chest for her troubles followed by the DOUBLE ROTATION HEADSCISSOR THROW! Kate hits the canvas and Jennifer promptly leaps to the top rope and leaps off with THE STOCK MARKET CRASH but Kate ROLLS AWAY! Jennifer eats nothing but a belly full of canvas. Getting to her feet with a croaked cough and doubled over, Kate boots her in the gut and hits THE PUNK DRIVER. Kate makes the pin and 1-2-3 in her favor!WINNER: KATE STEELE BY PINFALL AT 7 MINUTES & 52 SECONDS!
Begrudgingly, a bleary eyed Jennifer Williams shakes Kate Steele's hand after the match.
Koss: Kate Steele getting a fast win despite having fought Ursula Von Rossbach just a couple weeks ago!
Spazz: J-Will almost had her though. That DDT was sick, but the Punk Driver is sicker!
Koss: Survival of the sickest?
Spazz: All the time, e'erytime playah! Holla!
PSYCHO VS SAMANTHA HAMILTON
We find the ring surrounded by the entire Shieldmaiden Riot Group, both cheering on two of their star players. There is nothing but respect between Psycho and The Titaness as the two give each other a quick SMC salute. The bell rings, however, and they both tear into each other with violent abandon. It's hard to imagine two friends throwing fists and feet into each other's faces and bodies, but the two did just that with Samantha quickly winning the exchange and battering Psycho back! In the corner, the Coastal Empire Champion continues her dominance, battering Psycho to a seat, then backing up only to ram her knee right into the side of her friend's head!She gathers Psycho up only to be surprised by a wild HEADBUTT from her dazed competitor, followed by wild swings finding their marks until Samantha blocks a shot. Psycho drops low and throws both boots right into Samantha's shin, dropping her to one knee. Staying down, she throws a boot under The Titaness's chin, snapping her head back, then back rolls to her feet and into the ropes to snap forward with GEALTACHTCA! SAMANTHA DUCKS THE SHOT WITH A SIDE ROLL AND ANSWERS WITH A SPEAR!
Psycho is down but not out, proven by a kickout from a pin at two. Samantha gathers her team mate by the head and launches her into the ropes. Psycho is caught on the rebound but spins and flips over Samantha, hooking her legs and taking her down, then locking her up with ACROSS THE RIVER! Samantha cries out in surprise, then growls in pain as she's held tight in the bridging reverse chinlock. Demonstrating her power, Samantha drags herself and Psycho to the ropes, quickly gripping them to force the referee to break the hold.
Upon being freed, Samantha rolls to her feet, rolling her neck as she and Psycho walk the worker's walk, their Shieldmaiden sisters cheering them on loudly along with the crowd. Psycho sizes Samantha up then fakes high to go low with a series of kicks to the side of the knee, followed by a roundhouse kick but SAMANTHA CATCHES THE LEG! She pulls Psycho in for ZEUS' WRATH, but doesn't end things there, opting to put her stunned sister out with a devastating WRATH OF THE TITANS. She scores the 1-2-3 and the win in short order.
WINNER: SAMANTHA HAMILTON BY PINFALL AT 18 MINUTES & 5 SECONDS!
Samantha helps her teammate out of the ring along with the other Shieldmaidens, each complimenting their dazed compatriot who asks for nothing more than a few pints of whisky to kill the pain....
Koss: Now that's a team with some real unity behind it. Hell of a fight between Psycho and Sam Hamilton. They were as vicious as they are friendly towards one another and you simply have to respect that.
Spazz: Shieldmaidens have always been and always will be, one of the most dominant forces in wrestling man. If I were to pick a side in a fight with them and the rest of the world, I'd pick them. Those bitches are hot AND crazy and crazy? Mofugga crazy wins all the time, e'erytime!
LA REBELLION VS WILDSIDE
Accompanied to the ring by Christina Zdunich, it would seem La Rebellion found themselves somewhat outnumbered two to three, even if Christina was only there in a valet like capacity. Torbellina starts the match off against Seleana. Torbellina immediately dominates the match via a fast and dirty cheapshot to the throat during a transition hold. She follows up with an all out assault, battering Seleana back only to break things up with a springboard BIG BOOT! Zenna shouts out for her partner to tag her in, but The Cat is in no shape to do so as she's tossed into a corner. Torbellina tags in Silencia, holds Seleana's arm up and lets her partner hit a hard knuckle punch straight to the ribs!Silencia continues the dominant streak as she has her way with the Cat, first hitting the ARRASTRE followed by a vicious ground assault where she punches, batters, and claws at Seleana viciously. Zenna tries to slip into the ring to stop it and is immediately blocked by the referee. Torbellina takes full advantage of this, rushing in to join her partner. The two gather Seleana up and hit SIN ARREPENTIMIENTOS (Dual Headbutts) on Seleana, dropping her straight to the canvas. Zenna tries to push past the referee, screaming at him that they were practically getting away with murder behind his back!
The two whip Seleana to the ropes and set to catch her only to be surprised when The Cat bounced back with leaping split dropkick, hitting both right in the face with a single leg! Zenna quickly backs off, angrily agreeing with the referee. She then drags herself over to her corner, Zenna practically begging to be tagged in and just as she's about to slap that hand, she's pulled back by the leg! Silencia has her by the ankle and thinking fast like the Cat she's named after, she hits a MULE KICK, clipping Silencia under the jaw while sending herself into a forward tuck and roll, TAGGING IN ZENNA ZDUNICH!
Zenna enters like a house on fire, running at the staggered Silencia only to leap off to the side and drill her to the canvas with a springboard FRANKENSTEINER! Upon landing, she hops to her feet and hits a SPINNING DROPKICK that sends Torbellina FLYING off of the apron to the floor. With a wild cry she then rushes to the nearest set of ropes and hits a SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH, netting herself a two count in the process!
Torbellina slides into the ring attacking Zenna right off the bat, Seleana joining in to help fend the woman off. In short order the match desolves into a fourway brawl that only gets more interesting as Hong Kong Crunch hits the house PA and out steps THE SATSUJIN TRIAD! They attack in full force with JUNE SONG, MALAYA DIYOSA, NARI CHANG, AND CAPPADONA primarily singling out both members of La Rebellion! In a surprise move, however, Wildside SIDES WITH LA REBELLION! The Referee has no choice but to throw the match out as a result!
NO CONTEST DUE TO INTERFERENCE BY MULTIPLE PARTIES AT 20 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS!
Nari Chang lays out La Silencia with her W.M.D! Torbellina gets lifted into an Electric Chair position by Malaya Diyosa and hit with THE FATAL FLYING GUILLOTINE from Cappadona! Zenna and Seleana hurl June Song out of the ring only to be dropped with a vicious double arm lariat by Nari Chang! It's at this point that another surprise comes when Three Days Grace's "RIOT" hit's the house P/A and out steps the SHIELDMAIDEN'S RIOT GROUP in it's entirety. They advance to the ring and the Triad, knowing they are clearly outnumbered, duck out of the ring as soon as the Shieldmaidens enter. All four escape through the crowd as Bullet does a finger gun bang gesture, Samantha Hamilton drags a thumb across her throat, and Bandit grins, shouting, "COME BACK! WE JUST GOT HERE!"
Koss: What the hell did we just see here tonight?
Spazz: War motherfucker. The Shieldmaidens want to repay the Triad for the shit they pulled last show and mark my words, they'll get a few pounds of flesh over it!
URSULA VON ROSSBACH VS BIANCA DAVIS
GUEST REFEREE: RIVER CHANCE
The match begins in an unusual way, with Bianca exiting the ring and sending her underling, Sarah Jemson, into the ring with a wad of cash and pleading for a deal. Ursula's answer? GREAT KICK TO THE HEAD! Down goes Sarah Jemson and Bianca rolls her eyes and starts to walk away, only to stop as she remembers that if she loses via DQ, she loses not only her title, but ANY future title shots going forward. She gulped, turned, and entered the ring only to roll right back out as Ursula stormed towards her. UVR smirks and crosses her arms, watching and waiting for Bianca to get back in. Bianca screams of unfairness at the top of her lungs and how she deserves better, then finally re-enters only to turn, haul off, and slap Ursula as hard as she could across the face. UVR's face rocks to one side. She glares back at Bianca who turns to run, only to be caught by the arms, pulled into a double chicken wing, lifted up and violently slammed to the canvas with THE VON TERMINATOR! On impact, Ursula rolls her over and places a boot on her chest... Referee River simply counts it. 1...2...3.WINNER: URSULA VON ROSSBACH BY PINFALL AT 6 MINUTES & 2 SECONDS!
Spazz: BAHAHAHAHAHAAA.... Sorry B, but there was just no goddamn way! Bitch needs some serious firepower backing her ass up after this shit.
Koss: Bianca Davis is a solid wrestler when she wants to be, but against someone as terrifyingly powerful as Ursula Von Rossbach, it's an uphill battle all the way!
Spazz: Gotta climb a mountain to beat a mountain!
MAIN EVENT
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
ANYWHERE FALLS MATCH - NO DQ
ANYWHERE FALLS MATCH - NO DQ
DONA ROTTEN (C) VS LYRA DONOVAN
There is so much love and respect for these two competitors that the crowd can't universally chant one way or the other. Dona and Lyra merely soak it in for a moment as they stand in the ring, ready to go anywhere and everywhere for the Ascendant Championship! The bell rings and they tear into each other, Lyra quick to take the advantage with a far more coordinated and controlled offensive onslaught on Dona, driving her back into the ropes, then sending her over them with a DISCUS FOREARM STRIKE! Lyra then backs up and hits a running TOPE CON HILO, driving Dona to the floor! Both women get to their feet, but Lyra maintains her dominance with a savage spinning round house sending Dona staggering into the ring steps.There, Lyra goes to drive Dona's face into the steel, only for Dona to halt her with all her strength, hit a side elbow, and practically SNAPMARE her into the steps with a violent impact! Dona then dislodges the steps, raises them up and drives them into Lyra's guts three times before slinging the steps aside. She then gathers Lyra up and SNAP SUPLEXES her right onto the bottom half of those steel steps, lower back first!
Hoisting Lyra up from the steps and onto her shoulder, Dona gets a running start and drives Lyra right into the ring barricade. From there, she proceeds to viciously assault her long time frenemy with elbows, knees, head butts, and various other strikes before a running kick sends Lyra flipping over the barricade and into the laps of a few fans! Dona joins her and hoists her up, tossing her down the aisle. Dona approaches her only to be stopped by a swift kick to the mid section, followed by a REVERSE STO ON THE CONCRETE! Lyra covers Dona only to get a two count, amazingly.
Lyra gathers Dona up and walks her towards a pair of double doors with fans clamoring all around them and camera crews following close behind and hurls her head first through it and into the main lobby of the Rebel Star Arena! Separating the door from the outside is the ticket booth, a merchandising booth filled to the brim with SRW and wrestler merchandise, and the concession stand with an oldschool popcorn popper and A&W Rootbeer fountain alongside a variety of other drinking taps.
Dona matches to catch herself before stumbling too far, quickly turning and throwing a hard forearm shot to Lyra's temple and promptly HURLING her into the merchandising booth, sending the vendor running for the hills as shirts and collectables fly in a variety of directions. Dona goes for the cover and nets a two count, which puts a smile on her painted face as she yanks Lyra from the wreckage and hurls her with a hip toss over the counter and back to the lobby floor! Dona then climbs onto the counter and hits a diving TOXICOSIS, promptly covering Lyra only to get another two count!
Getting as sick and twisted as only Dona can, she marches Lyra over to the concession stand and slings her over the counter, the vendor backing away from both as Dona hops over after her. Gathering Lyra up she goes to slam her head into the glass of the popcorn maker only for Lyra to stop her with hands on the sides and hitting a side headbutt, then driving Dona skull first through the glass instead! Dona falls to the floor in a bleeding heap as Lyra grabs a handful of blood spattered popcorn and shoves it in her mouth!
Lyra then gathers a soda gun, shoots a bit of root beer into her mouth, then hoses Dona down with the sticky, sugary drink, laughing the entire time. Dona puts her hands up to try and shield herself to little avail. Suddenly Dona shoots up from the floor, hefts Lyra up and explosively hurls her through the service door leading to the back of the stall and ramming her into a wall on the otherside! There she proceeds to batter and beat Lyra until a surprise knee to the gut stops her right then and there. The two proceed to brawl their way down the hallway, trading shots as we follow them to the loading dock where an open door with several stacked pallets awaits outside. They fight to the very edge, battling the entire way but in a surprise move, Lyra hits THE WOLF FANG KICK but Dona manages to remain on the very edge, arms flailing as she fights both failing balance and consciousness.
Not thinking it through, Lyra then makes a running tackle and drives her friend and opponent off the edge of the dock into the wood pallets below, both crashing through in a violent explosion of lumber and wood flying in every diction. Having landed on top of an unconscious Dona, the referee counts it right there. 1-2-3....
WINNER AND NEW ASCENDANT CHAMPION: LYRA DONOVAN BY PINFALL AT 21 MINUTES & 30 SECONDS!
Koss: What an insane way to cap off a crazy night in Georgia, eh Mikey?
Spazz: I did the math and man, I think that match cost us about $3200 bucks, give or take. That was alotta' damage in merch and equipment. Shit's gonna' come outta' our salaries, you watch!
Koss: Somehow, I doubt it'll be all that bad. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, Hope you enjoyed Wicked Tuesday! Goodnight and-
Spazz: -SNOOTCHIEBOOTCHES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!