Post by Melinda Rhodes on Oct 7, 2019 19:28:48 GMT -7
STAR CRASH
SAVANNAH CIVIC CENTER
SAVANNAH, GA
OCTOBER
Ledger's "Not Dead Yet" hit's the PA system, the crowd quickly getting into the groove as the show vignette package plays, showing highlights of what has gone down since the opening of SRW. Intense stare downs between Ursula Von Rossbach and Zoey Madigan-Star, Juliet Black's most sadistic moments, a battered Kate Steele refusing to back down, The evil laughing face of Bianca Davis and a determine River Chance, two armies of tag teams ready to go to war, Samantha Hamilton staring back at a hungry Malaya Diyosa, and lastly Melinda Rhodes crossing her arms over her chest with a wry smirk on her face.
Out steps Jenny Beck looking crazy as ever at the crowd in black leather, chains, and a wicked grin on her face!
Jenny Beck: SSSSAVANNNAAAHHHH, GEE TO THE AAAAYYY!!!! WAKE UP AND GET LOUD! THE STARS ARE CRASHING AND YOU AIN'T SCREAMING!!! LEMME' HEAR YOU SSSCCCRRRREEEEAAAAMMM!!!!
The crowd erupts to a deafening volume for Ms. Beck's infectious energy! She rushes down to ringside, slapping hands along the way, then rolling into the ring with a three finger salute for the fans!
Jenny: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!!! TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!! ...and I do mean waiting for because jeaaazzzuuuusss was it rough getting here, BUT WE'RE HERE! YOU'RE HERE! WE GOT A SHOW TO THROW DOWN! JOE KOSS! MIKE SPAZZ! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO BBBOOOOYYYSSSS!!!!
Out steps Jenny Beck looking crazy as ever at the crowd in black leather, chains, and a wicked grin on her face!
The crowd erupts to a deafening volume for Ms. Beck's infectious energy! She rushes down to ringside, slapping hands along the way, then rolling into the ring with a three finger salute for the fans!
Jenny: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!!! TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!! ...and I do mean waiting for because jeaaazzzuuuusss was it rough getting here, BUT WE'RE HERE! YOU'RE HERE! WE GOT A SHOW TO THROW DOWN! JOE KOSS! MIKE SPAZZ! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO BBBOOOOYYYSSSS!!!!
We cut straight to the table where Mike Spazz and Joe Koss grab their mics and get to work!
Mike Spazz: I think Jenny likes me, Lunchbox. She was giving me the eye right there.
Joe Koss: I don't know, the Savannah Civic Center is pretty old, maybe she had a bit of dust in it?
Spazz: I'm a fucking stud muffin and you know it, Toy Boy Joey!
Koss: Maybe to a meth head with cataracts and low standards.
Spazz: You're just jealous of my awesome.
Koss: Yeah sure, that's it... Speaking of Awesome, what a show we have lined up to-DAY! We almost didn't have it due to the Savannah Civic Center accidentally overbooking events due to some miscommunication with the venue promoter, but it was all sorted out and thankfully the fans have been patient.
Spazz: Don't blame us! Blame THE MAN!
Koss: What does a an Irish redhead- You know what, never mind. Tonight we have Juliet Black and Kate Steele fight over the Hardcore Championship in the third ever Ocean of Pain Hardcore match to open up the show.
Spazz: That's the one where the ring is full of weapons and surrounded by like bails of barbwire?
Koss: That'd be the one! Who will drown in their pain and who will rise up as the most Hardcore of Hardcore?
Spazz: Bet on Black motherfuckers!
Koss: Kate Steele is a seasoned veteran and has been around the block more than a few times. She probably has some tricks up her sleeve, I'm sure. She won't simply roll over to the likes of Juliet Black.
Spazz: Oh yeah did you hear the rumors?
Koss: What rumors?
Spazz: Bianca Davis was injured in her last match with Ursula.
Koss: Really? She's been wrestling at other events without much problem.
Spazz: It's one of those types of injuries you don't notice until it hits you or something. Kinda' like what happened to me. I don't like her, but bitch may have just wrestled her last match!
Koss: No way! She's still booked tonight!
Spazz: She might just drop the belt and be done man. She could manage people or some shit.
Koss: Moving on, we also have tonight Lyra Donovan defending the Ascendant Champion against Psycho in an Ultimate X match, 3 Stages of Hell for Samantha Hamilton defending her Coastal Empire Championship against Malaya Diyosa, Every tag team we have under the sun in a Tornado Tag Team Warfare match, and last but far from least, Ursula Von Rossbach taking on Zoey Madigan-Star for the Queen of the South Championship!
Spazz: The card is stacked like fucking pancakes son! LET'S GET IT THE FUCK ON, YO!!!!
Mike Spazz: I think Jenny likes me, Lunchbox. She was giving me the eye right there.
Joe Koss: I don't know, the Savannah Civic Center is pretty old, maybe she had a bit of dust in it?
Spazz: I'm a fucking stud muffin and you know it, Toy Boy Joey!
Koss: Maybe to a meth head with cataracts and low standards.
Spazz: You're just jealous of my awesome.
Koss: Yeah sure, that's it... Speaking of Awesome, what a show we have lined up to-DAY! We almost didn't have it due to the Savannah Civic Center accidentally overbooking events due to some miscommunication with the venue promoter, but it was all sorted out and thankfully the fans have been patient.
Spazz: Don't blame us! Blame THE MAN!
Koss: What does a an Irish redhead- You know what, never mind. Tonight we have Juliet Black and Kate Steele fight over the Hardcore Championship in the third ever Ocean of Pain Hardcore match to open up the show.
Spazz: That's the one where the ring is full of weapons and surrounded by like bails of barbwire?
Koss: That'd be the one! Who will drown in their pain and who will rise up as the most Hardcore of Hardcore?
Spazz: Bet on Black motherfuckers!
Koss: Kate Steele is a seasoned veteran and has been around the block more than a few times. She probably has some tricks up her sleeve, I'm sure. She won't simply roll over to the likes of Juliet Black.
Spazz: Oh yeah did you hear the rumors?
Koss: What rumors?
Spazz: Bianca Davis was injured in her last match with Ursula.
Koss: Really? She's been wrestling at other events without much problem.
Spazz: It's one of those types of injuries you don't notice until it hits you or something. Kinda' like what happened to me. I don't like her, but bitch may have just wrestled her last match!
Koss: No way! She's still booked tonight!
Spazz: She might just drop the belt and be done man. She could manage people or some shit.
Koss: Moving on, we also have tonight Lyra Donovan defending the Ascendant Champion against Psycho in an Ultimate X match, 3 Stages of Hell for Samantha Hamilton defending her Coastal Empire Championship against Malaya Diyosa, Every tag team we have under the sun in a Tornado Tag Team Warfare match, and last but far from least, Ursula Von Rossbach taking on Zoey Madigan-Star for the Queen of the South Championship!
Spazz: The card is stacked like fucking pancakes son! LET'S GET IT THE FUCK ON, YO!!!!
OCEAN OF PAIN MATCH
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
KATE STEELE VS JULIET BLACK (C)
With a ring surrounded in bails of barbwire, and littered with weapons galore, Kate Steele and Juliet Black waste little time tearing into each other. It begins with a fencing match involving a barbwire headed mop picked up by Kate, versus a metal pole, which Juliet surprisingly wields as if her name was Darth Maul and her pole was a double-ended lightsaber. Seemingly overmatched, Kate is driven to the edge only to side step and try to shove Juliet into the Ocean of Pain! Juliet manages to stay in the ring just barely by stabbing her pole through the ropes and into the barbwire. Pushing back, she spins around and drives a hard right cross into Kate's face! It quickly devolves into a momentarily one-sided brawl on Kate until she manages to recover long enough to block a shot and hit a FLOATOVER DDT ON A STEEL CHAIR! Kate then rushes Juliet to the ropes and tosses her over, but Juliet skins the cat, holding onto the ropes for dear life! Kate proceeds to repeatedly kick and shove Juliet as she fights to remain on the apron. A pull up to a back elbow strike halts Kate's onslaught, followed by a slingshot Enziguri kick to drop her proper!
"ALWAYS BET ON BLACK MOTHERFUCKER!" shouts Juliet who makes a running leap at a rising Kate Steele only to miss the Skull Fuck! She stumbles a bit from the force of her missed finisher, opening her up for THE PUNK DRIVER but Juliet slips free and sends Kate for the ropes! On the rebound Kate leaps over her as Juliet went for the take down! Kate hits the ropes and rebounds only to meet a head on collision with Juliet's running variation of THE BAREKNUCKLE GLAM!
While Kate is down, Juliet assaults her with a Kendo stick, a few chair shots, a running punt kick to the ribs, and then starts whipping her with a length of barbwire across the back! Juliet then climbs upon her back and starts choking her with the barbwire around her neck! Thinking fast with limited breath left, Kate gets to her feet, gripping Juliet's legs and holding her in a piggy back position, then heading for the ropes and snapmaring Juliet up and over them! There is only one problem with this plan, however.... The barbwire is still wrapped around her neck and while Juliet's legs were caught in the ocean of pain, she remained hanging there by Kate's neck, the barbwire digging in and continuing to brutally choke her. Punctures start lining her neck and blood starts to trickle as her face turns a deep shade of purple! Her eyes roll into the back of her head as she's drug over the ropes.
Juliet props her feet on the apron, pulling with all her might as Kate slides over the ropes, but hooks her legs in the top and second! Suddenly the cables on the top rope give way and both women plummet into the barbwire as a dual elimination with both women painfully entangled in barwire!
DRAW RESULT - CHAMPION RETAINS!
BACKSTAGE
We cut backstage to the office of "The Rebel" Melinda Rhodes, where we find her seated in an office chair, watching the show as it's going down only for her phone to suddenly ring.
Reaching across, Mel picks it up and answers the call.
Rebel: Rebel Rhodes, What can I do ya' for?
The voice on the other end is barely audible, but the expression on her face becomes stone dead serious, her jaw dropping and brow furrowing as a mixture of shock and anger crosses her face.
Rebel: ....Which hospital? WHAT HAPPENED?! Where in the hell is her father and how did this happen?!
She rises out of her chair, gathering up her jacket off the back of it and slipping it on.
Rebel: I'll be there in 20 minutes!
Shutting off the phone, Mel rushes out of the office with the camera following behind her.
Rebel: FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFFFFUUUCCCK!!!
The camera stops on the smirking yet familiar face of Bianca Davis's number one minion, the woman named Underling, holding her phone with an evil smile on her face. She quickly dials a number. Someone picks up on the other end.
Underling: She bought it, Ms. Davis! She just blew past me out of her office and is probably already heading for the freeway back to Rome, GA.....Oh I told her that her daughter had a horrible accident! Thank you Queen B! You're the bestest EVER!!!!
We cut back to ringside where we see Koss and Spazz yet again at the table.
Spazz: I don't know what they're playing, but bitch better realize that you don't fuck with a Mama Bear!
Koss: No, no you don't, but now we have to be on our toes because the boss is out of the building and now, ANYTHING could happen!
Rebel: Rebel Rhodes, What can I do ya' for?
The voice on the other end is barely audible, but the expression on her face becomes stone dead serious, her jaw dropping and brow furrowing as a mixture of shock and anger crosses her face.
Rebel: ....Which hospital? WHAT HAPPENED?! Where in the hell is her father and how did this happen?!
She rises out of her chair, gathering up her jacket off the back of it and slipping it on.
Rebel: I'll be there in 20 minutes!
Shutting off the phone, Mel rushes out of the office with the camera following behind her.
Rebel: FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFFFFUUUCCCK!!!
The camera stops on the smirking yet familiar face of Bianca Davis's number one minion, the woman named Underling, holding her phone with an evil smile on her face. She quickly dials a number. Someone picks up on the other end.
Underling: She bought it, Ms. Davis! She just blew past me out of her office and is probably already heading for the freeway back to Rome, GA.....Oh I told her that her daughter had a horrible accident! Thank you Queen B! You're the bestest EVER!!!!
We cut back to ringside where we see Koss and Spazz yet again at the table.
Spazz: I don't know what they're playing, but bitch better realize that you don't fuck with a Mama Bear!
Koss: No, no you don't, but now we have to be on our toes because the boss is out of the building and now, ANYTHING could happen!
PURORESU MATCH
CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
RIVER CHANCE VS BIANCA DAVIS (C)
PREMATCH-
Stepping out from behind the curtains with the Conquest title belt on her shoulder and a brace around her neck and a crutch under her right arm, is the Queen none other than Bianca Davis herself in one of her usual, flashy outfits. She's accompanied by a rather large and imposing muscular woman with brunette hair and a muscular frame that rivals the likes of Ursula Von Rossbach, dressed in black swat pants, combat boots, a t-shirt, and fingerless gloves. This woman is the same height as her charge and screams professional bodyguard. Of course as always, trailing behind the both of them is Bianca's favorite underling.
Spazz: What is up with the neck brace on Bianca?
Koss: Hurt in another promotion? Perhaps she's relinquishing the title due to injury!
Spazz: Not with that big ass bitch behind her. I wonder if she found her own Bitch Mountain out there.
Underling slips up onto the apron and holds the rope open for both as Bianca carefully enters the ring with Betty's assistance, followed by the imposing muscular woman. Bianca asks for a microphone and gets it promptly.
Bianca Davis: ALRIGHT! I know you peasants don't care what happens to your superiors, so I'll make this brief. Last time I was in this ring, Ursula broke my freaking neck!
The crowd cheers!
Crowd: THANK YOU URSULA!!! *CLAP CLAP CLA-CLA-CLAP!*
Bianca: That's right! Cheer for Ursula! Mock my misery, but I could've been PARALYZED! Thankfully I have more money and fame than any of you or those "hashtag" basics in the locker room and can afford to pay someone as a stand in for me!
Koss: Wait what?
Bianca: That's right. I looked up Pure wrestling rules with Alexa on my phone and it states that if a wrestler is injured, they can have someone represent them and this woman to my left....
Bianca gestures to the tanned, imposing woman to her left.
Bianca: ...Is my replacement! Her name? Bruiser Betty Badford! TRIPLE B! SHE represents me!
The woman named Betty Badford flexes her arms and shoots an arrogant smirk at the camera.
Spazz: Well she found a work around fats.
Koss: I'm right now flipping through the rule book and.... I'll be damned. It's been in the books since the 60's, but hasn't been used 1987 when Gentleman George S. Harding had Ken Lang stand in for him against Larson "The Lion" Corella, though in that instance Ken Lang got his ass handed to him on a platter.
Spazz: Well those who don't read history n' shit, right?
Bianca turns towards the ring announcer.
Bianca: CALL DOWN THE RIVER! MY MONSTER IS HUNGRY! Bahahahahahahaaaa.... RIVER You're a hashtag LOSER!
The Queen B tosses the microphone to Jenny and then makes an L gesture towards the entrance arch.
MATCH CHANGE UP - TRIPLE B BADFORD REPRESENTING BIANCA DAVIS VERSUS RIVER CHANCE!
The match starts up with a collar elbow tie up that sees Betty driving River back with a bit of effort, River's smaller, slightly lighter frame at odds with the monster pushing her back. River suddenly falls off and hooks Betty into an Abdominal stretch, holding her for several seconds in the middle of the ring. Betty shifts her weight and hip tosses her to the mat! River tucks and rolls as the big woman dips forward, curling and flexing her arms to show off rippling power. River slowly rises, observing the massively muscled specimen, then slowly nods her head and brings her arms up for another lock up.
This time things get more technical as River switches things up by not even fighting her stronger opponent's strength and instead, maneuvering her into a side armbar, followed by a headlock. Betty lifts her up for a backdrop but River rolls over her shoulder and lands behind her, applying a rear waistlock and backbridging the 227 lbs woman for a german suplex pin, but only nets a two count. Bianca screams unintelligibly at Triple B, who quickly takes back the advantage in their second exchange with a solid headbutt and a beal toss! River gets up and walks right into a Judo hiptoss, but recovers quickly by rolling to a stand on impact, turning and hitting a solid running lariat that rocks Betty off her feet! Betty rolls to a stand only to be rocked yet again by a second lariat, followed by a LEG DROP! River holds her down for another two count.
On the third round, the two are throwing lumber at each other, taking and delivering powerful strikes that would drop lesser women. Betty suddenly gets caught in the face and immediately falls to one knee, crying out and acting as if River had raked her eye. As the referee checks it over, Bianca slides under the ropes taking full advantage of the distraction and promptly cracks River across the back of the head with her crutch, dropping her to one knee. She clutches at the back of her head in pain!
"YOU SUCK! THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOOOU SUCK! THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOOOU SUCK!"
River gets to her feet and is booted in the gut, then scooped up and violently bombed to the canvas once.... twice.... THREE TIMES with the TRIPLE B BOMB, then held in place for the pinfall and the victory!
WINNER AND STILL CONQUEST CHAMPION: BIANCA DAVIS REPRESENTED BY BRUISER BETTY BADFORD VIA PINFALL AT 14 MINUTES AND 38 SECONDS!
The crowd boos uproariously as they hurl trash at Bianca, Betty, and Underling, who all laugh madly with triumph!
ULTIMATE X MATCH
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
PSYCHO VS LYRA DONOVAN (C)
Written by Bullet
Lyra Donavan and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire look up at the crossed wires above their heads, the Southern Rebellion Wrestling Ascendant Championship belt hanging at the cross of the X. Lyra and Psycho look to each other and shrug, almost as if this is to just be fun for them. The referee tries to move in and both just hold out an arm, their hand turns palm out towards him. The referee stops in his tracks and both ladies turn to him and wag their fingers at him. He steps back and the two launch into each other, firing off punches as they meet in the center of the ring. The crowd explodes as the two women start pounding away on each other like rabid wolverines, clutching onto each other with their left hands and smashing the other person with their right fists. They quickly draw blood on each other and yet continue firing as if neither has even touched them once. The referee watches the repeated blows and considers trying to step in between them but thinks better of it as blood flies off both faces. The two continue to hammer away for a full minute before Lyra finally drills Psycho with a knee to the gut and tries for the Soul of Vengeance. Psycho drops to her knees and rolls through between Lyra’s legs. Psycho pops up and hits an enziguri that puts Lyra on one knee. Psycho gets back to her feet and spins into the Gealtachta. Lyra drops out of the way so that psycho’s foot misses by mere millimeters. Psycho starts to throw kicks, alternating legs as she goes. Lyra manages to dodge the first few before eating one from Psycho’s right foot that puts her into the ropes. Psycho goes for one with her left and Lyra catches the foot. Psycho flips through and kicks with her right and catches Lyra in the chest. Lyra tumbles out to the floor and Psycho looks around at the poles in each corner. She heads to the near one and ascends to the top turnbuckles. She grabs at the pole and shimmies up until she can jump out onto the wire. As she starts out, Lyra grabs a chair from the ringside area. She turns and throws it into the ring, striking Psycho in the side perfectly.
OOOH!!!
Psycho stops, trying to maintain her grip as Lyra dives into the ring. She reaches up and pulls Psycho off roughly, powerbombing her down onto the chair.
OOOOOOHHHH!!!!
Lyra goes to the corner as psycho lies on the mat writhing in pain. Lyra climbs up onto the turnbuckles and makes it to the top one. She grabs the pole and starts to pull herself up to the wire. As she reaches out for the wire, Psycho starts to stand up. Lyra starts out onto the wire and Psycho stands, looking for the Gealtachta kick. Lyra swings her legs up and Psycho misses again. Lyra glances down and tries to move along the wire some. Psycho picks up the chair and throws it at Lyra, striking her in the head. Lyra clutches at her head and starts to fall, somehow hooking the wire with her feet. Psycho grabs the chair and goes to the ropes. She springboards up to the top, then launches herself off into a triple jump Van Daminator!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Lyra tumbles to the mat and Psycho lands hard as well, the referee nearly taking the chair in his head as well.
HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Psycho staggers up and wipes the blood from her eyes. She makes her way to the corner and quickly gets up to the top turnbuckle. She shimmies up to the wire and starts trying to go across. Lyra staggers up, wipes the blood from her eyes and glances around her. She grabs the chair and swings at it at Psycho. Psycho pulls herself up out of the way and Lyra nods. She sets the chair down and then climbs up onto it. Psycho kicks at her. Lyra brushes the kicks away and then hits the Wolf Fang off the chair. Psycho tumbles from the wire at impact and crashes down to the mat.
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lyra jumps off the chair and drops an elbow onto Psycho. She smacks the mat and staggers up, glancing around for her direction. She makes her way to the far corner and falls against the turnbuckles for a second, trying to catch her breath. Lyra nods to herself and then scrambles to the top rope. She starts up the pole as Psycho staggers up and almost falls by the ropes. Psycho glances over, nods and then rushes to the near corner. Lyra gets out onto the wire as Psycho tries to hurry up her pole. She makes it out onto the wire and the two each make it to the center at roughly the same time. They swing their legs up and tries to kick each other off, both failing to connect. Lyra pulls herself up and swings up onto the top of the wires. Psycho swings herself up as well, pulling herself on top of the wires. As Psycho starts to get up, Lyra jumps into the Braindead knee kick that knocks Psycho flying off.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Both women extend their hands to try and catch the wires. Psycho manages to slow her fall, catching with one hand losing her grip almost as quickly as she’d gained it.
HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Psycho plummets down to the mat while Lyra grabs the belt and drops down, landing on her feet. She tumbles over and falls to the mat as the referee calls for the bell. EMTs rush in to check on both wrestlers, Psycho glancing up, visibly angry with herself before allowing her head to flop back against the mat.
WINNER AND STILL ASCENDANT CHAMPION: LYRA DONOVAN AT 18 MINUTES & 35 SECONDS
THREE STAGES OF HELL
STAGE 1: TABLES
STAGE 2: LADDER
STAGE 3: LAST WOMAN STANDING
COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP
STAGE 1: TABLES
STAGE 2: LADDER
STAGE 3: LAST WOMAN STANDING
COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP
MALAYA DIYOSA VS SAMANTHA HAMILTON (C)
STAGE 1: TABLES -
Malaya begins the match with an easy cheap shot on the SMC Shieldmaiden powerhouse. This leads to a brutal and violent exchange of kicks and forearm smashes, Malaya tearing into Samantha with precise strikes that targeted joints and weak points. Everytime Samantha strikes back, Malaya ducks and weaves in quick and nimble fashion, working the champion over with more strikes until Samantha catches a leg! She promptly whips her lighterweight opponeng up, over, and down to the canvas in She-Hulk fashion! From there, Samantha dominates Malaya with a devastating power-based offensive that sees the Triad leader racking up frequent flier miles as she's thrown, suplexed, and tossed around like a rag doll! Sudden interference from Triad members June Song and Nari Chang force Samantha off of Malaya while Cappadona sets up a table outside the ring. The entire SMC Riot Group rolls out on their custom motorcycles with chains and lead pipes in hand! Using the distraction while Samantha is on the apron, Malaya gets a running start and hits a dropkick, sending Samantha out of the ring and into the table with a sickening crunch!
MALAYA DIYOSA SCORES 1 POINT!
STAGE 2: LADDER MATCH -
The ladder match begins after the ring is cleared of both SMC Riot Group and additional Triad members and only the legal participants remain. The Champion enters like a demon on fire, however, sending Malaya back on the defensive and ultimately exiting the ring to get away from Samantha. Malaya trips the champ up with the steel steps and uses the distraction to gather up the ladder and knock her right off her feet with it! Malaya then slides the ladder in and tries to go up the steel as fast as she can. Sam Ham's recovery time takes her off guard, however, as The Titaness returns quickly and rushes up the ladder behind Malaya, locks on a rear waist-lock, then gets two steps to the top and launches both herself and Malaya off with an impressive German Suplex off the ladder that sees Malaya get dumped outside the ring in a heap!
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Samantha looks over the ropes to see Malaya lying there in an awkward position on the floor, eyes half-lidded as she twitches slightly. Shaking her head, she gets back on the ladder and climbs as the fans continue chanting about the potential demise of the Triad's leader!
"SHE'S FUCK-ING-DDDEEEEAAAADDD!" *STOMP STOMP STOMP!* "SHE'S FUCK-ING-DDDDEEEAAAAADDD!!!" *STOMP STOMP STOMP!*
Samantha gets to the top just as Malaya finally begins to stir.
Uncoordinated and staggering, Malaya rushes back under the ropes and starts shaking the ladder to try and push it and Samantha over! The ladder tumbles but Samantha remains hanging from the prize briefcase, trying to unlatch it! Malaya leaps onto her legs and kicks and jerks her body to try and pull the champ off!
Instead of hindering her, however, it seems the plan back fires as Samantha removes the briefcase from the cable to win Stage 2! Both women crashing to the mat in spectacular fashion!
SAMANTHA HAMILTON SCORES 1 POINT! DEAD EVEN HEAT!
STAGE 3: LAST WOMAN STANDING!
Both women are worn down, battered, and feeling both stages of the competition as they circle in the worker's walk. Malaya lights up Samantha with a hard slap and eats a stiff forearm. The two promptly trade shots with Malaya quickly losing the exchange and getting hurled into the ropes. She rebounds with a running knee to the face of Samantha, but she doesn't drop the Titaness, instead only staggering her. Malaya ducks a clothesline and answers with a roundhouse to the back of the head, sending Samantha Hamilton to one knee. As Sam rises, this immediately sees her flipped into a Schoolgirl roll up, but Malaya doesn't pin her, just rolls out and hits a low orbit Enziguri kick that finally flat backs Samantha! She then hits THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT to devastating effect on Samantha, but the Titaness doesn't stay down, sitting up right as the referee gets to the count of seven!
Samantha comes back strong against her foe. A quick video plays on the tron screen showing Riot Group and Triads members in a full on brawl backstage while Malaya uses the distraction to produce a pair of brass knuckles and rock Samantha flat on her back yet again! In a move that has Malaya screaming, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" Samantha sits up, blood flowing from a split on her forehead and a fierce scowl on her face. She gets up, staggered and stumbling, however. Malaya moves in like a shark, going for a second swing with the brass knuckles only for Samantha to duck the shot and spear her right off her feet! She then hits ZUES'S WRATH, but doesn't stop there, finishing Malaya off once and for all with THE WRATH OF THE TITANS, netting the 10 count and the victory!
WINNER AND STILL COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPION: SAMANTHA HAMILTON AT 45 MINUTES AND 15 SECONDS!
TAG TEAM WARFARE MATCH
SOUTHERN CROSS TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONSHIP
SOUTHERN CROSS TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONSHIP
LA REBELLION VS THE SATSUJIN TRIAD VS WILDSIDE VS LIL' DREAM MACHINES VS SMC RIOT GROUP (C)
Written by Bullet
The bell sounds and immediately all ten combatants take advantage of the Texas Tornado rules and rush into the attack. Halo, B-Brat, Seleana and Zenna all move in on Nari Chang and Cappadonna. Chang starts firing with heavy shots that knock B-Brat and Seleana aside. Cappadonna catches Zenna coming in with a snap kick only for Halo to drop her with a clothesline. Chang turns to face Halo and Seleana tackles the big woman from behind. Halo grabs the ropes and pulls them down as Seleana pushes Chang towards them. B-Brat and Zenna get up and hit a double dropkick to the back of Chang to send her through the ropes to the floor. Halo releases her grip on the ropes and Cappadonna jumps up into a kick that sends the large country girl over the top to the outside. Zenna swings for a clothesline but Cappadonna sidesteps her and delivers a kick to the back that sends Zenna through the ropes into Halo. The two tumble off the apron and plunge down to the floor, narrowly missing Chang in the process. Seleana hits the clothesline her sister had been looking for and sends Cappadonna over the top. Chang moves in to catch her partner and save her from smacking the cold hard concrete floor below. Zenna and Halo get to their feet to start fighting with the Traid on the floor, the crowd roaring with delight. Seleana grabs B-Brat by the wrist and gives her an irish whip across the ring. B--Brat rebounds off and comes running back across the ring. Seleana drops down to all fours and B-Brat uses her as a pad, launching herself into a tope con hilo that crashes down onto all four women on the floor.
“HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
Across the ring, the Shieldmaidens team of Alex “Bullet” Carbajal and Jackie “Bandit” Layton square off with La Rebelion, “La Torbellina” Elyse Ruiz and “La Silencia” Alejandra Ronquillo. Bandit leaps at Ruiz and gets caught. Ruiz turns and tosses bandit into the corner where the blonde woman lands almost upside down against the turnbuckles. Bullet and Ronquillo start throwing punches on each other, Bullet, Ronquillo, Bullet, Ronquillo, Bullet, Ronquillo, Bullet, Ronquillo. Ruiz turns and nails Bullet in the back and La Rebelion gives Bullet a double hip toss into the corner, smashing her against her partner. Seleana runs from across the ring and clotheslines both Ruiz and Ronquillo from behind, sending them both over the top to the floor. Bandit moves in and tries to schoolgirl Seleana. Bullet gets up and hits Seleana with a forearm smash that sends her into the roll-up.
Chang dives into the ring and breaks up the pin. Bullet goes for a shot on her but Chang catches the Colombian woman for a big spinebuster that lands Bullet on top of Seleana. Bandit jumps for a monkey flip and Chang reverses into a powerbomb that she holds for a cover.
B-Brat dives into the ring and breaks up the pin. Chang grabs her by the throat and hits a chokebomb. As she stands back up, Halo comes in and hits Black 13. She goes for the cover.
Ruiz and Ronquillo dive in and break up the cover. Cappadonna starts to get back up but Zenna pulls her back to the floor. Ruiz turns and runs across the ring, executing a suivide dive to the floor that knocks Zenna off Cappadonna and bounces the redheaded Swede off the barricade. Ruiz and Cappadonna dive back into the ring and join Ronquillo and Chang in beating down Halo four on one. Seleana staggers up and tries to wade in only for Ronquillo and Chang to split off and starts double teaming the blonde Swede while Cappadonna and Ruiz remain pounding away on Halo. Bandit slides up behind Ronquillo and shoves her into Chang. Bullet blasts both Cappadonna and Ruiz low from behind. Bullet stands up and starts to throw punches, alternating between her two targets until she’s drawn blood on both of them. Chang shoves Ronquillo and tries to kick Bandit. Bandit rolls away but Ronquillo catches her and pulls her up. Zenna climbs up on the apron and Ronqullo swings Bandit around, using her feet as a weapon to smash Zenna back to the floor. Cappadonna hits B-Brat with a Fatal Flying Guillotine. Halo gets up and gives her the Black 13. Ronquillo moves in and catches Halo with Grito Silencioso. Ruiz follows with ¡Para la Trinidad! and covers.
Bandit and Bullet shove Chang over to break up the cover. Ronquillo shoves Chang and Chang shoves her back. Chang grabs Ronquillo and hits the W.M.D. Ruiz shoves Chang off her partner and Chang gives her the W.M.D. as well. Zenna dives into the ring and moves in behind Chang for the Fatal Kiss. Chang hits hard and Seleana moves in to give the big woman the Kattöga. B-Brat staggers up and catches Zenna with the Coronation. Bullet moves in, grabs B-Brat and hits her with Dios Es Una Bala. Seleana cracks Bullet and tries for the Kattöga again but Bandit gives her a step-up enziguri and Bullet gets Seleana for Dios Es Una Bala. Ronquillo staggers to her feet, Cappadonna right next to her. The two start to move in together but bump into each other and shove each other away. Cappadonna tries to kick Ronquillo but eats a Grito Silencioso for her trouble. Ronquillo turns and walks into Bullet. Bullet spins her into Dios Es Una Bala and Bandit comes off the top with the Snowbird Splash for the pin.
WINNER AND STILL SOUTHERN CROSS CHAMPIONS: SMC RIOT GROUP BY PINFALL AT 20 MINUTES & 48 SECONDS
MAIN EVENT
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH
CHAMPIONSHIP
CHAMPIONSHIP
URSULA VON ROSSBACH VS ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR (C)
Written by ZMS
Written by ZMS
The fans are already rumbling just in anticipation of the long-awaited match to come… and when the cell starts lowering down from above amidst strobes and spotlights, the roars threaten to shake the arena to the ground! Inexorably descending to surround the ring and most of the ringside area from apron to barricade, the imposing structure looks incredibly well-suited to carnage.
Jenny Beck: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for your MAIN EVENT of the evening, so MAKE that motherfucking NOISE! This is a HELL-
Crowd: -IN A CELL!
Jenny Beck: -match set for ONE fall! And it is for the Queen of the South CHAMPIONSHIP!
Spazz: QUEEN OF THE FUCKMOTHERING SOUTH YO!!!
Koss: This is what it's all been building up to!
The vision of a stage appears on the big screen, the curtains slowly opening and the seats packed. Footsteps are heard as a figure in black walks to center stage, smoke starting to billow up at the top of the ramp while spotlights center upon it. At the same time, someone walks into the middle of the smoke, right beneath the lights. The actual person and the figure on-screen spread their arms wide at the same time as "Theatre" by Icon For Hire starts up, strobes going off in purple and gold as glittering confetti falls from above. Zoey Madigan-Star is followed by the spotlights as she makes her way to the ring, the Queen of the South Championship gleaming from around her waist. There’s a faint smile on her face, but mostly the Magical Maiden has her mismatched golden eyes locked on the ring as she goes. She meets the hands as always, but there’s no mistaking that the weight of this battle is already settled upon her shoulders.
Jenny Beck: Introducing first, the CHAMPION! Residing in Malibu, California and weighing in at 143 pounds, she is the REIGNING and DEFENDING Queen of the South Champion… the Sorceress Supreme of Professional Wrestling… ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR!
Koss: And she's got a grim but determined look on her face!
Spazz: Last time they faced off, Ursula damn near took her head off, yo!
Reaching the cage, Zoey stops just outside the door and takes a long look at the steel structure. A deep breath drawn in, then released, she pushes the door open and heads for the steps. Ascending, she wipes her soles on the apron and poses with a leg on the middle rope before slipping between the strands and into the ring, moving immediately up onto the turnbuckles and removing the title from around her waist, holding it high in both hands. The fans scream and cheer in approval at this before the champion drops back down and sweeps off her robe, revealing a new set of attire in white, trimmed with gold and an angel wing motif.
Koss: She looks to be wearing her old Boardwalk Angel stripes tonight!
Spazz: They were a boss AF team and I'm surprised they don't do a reunion here in SRW.
Koss: Could come down the pike, you never know.
The gloves come off next, left with the cloak as the champion drapes the title over her shoulder while moving to a neutral corner. Loosening up and tugging on the ropes a bit to check the tension, Zoey’s eyes always return to the entryway, her mind on her opponent.
Jenny Beck: And now… HERE comes the CHALLENGER!
#HHHHHEEEAAARRRRR MMMMMEEEE NNNOOOOWWW!!!
The growly roar of Robb Flynn sounds over the house P/A as "Imperium" by Machine Head explodes at the 1:27 mark with thunderous and brutal guitar riffs and heavy drum thuds assault the crowd's senses. This coincides with several columns of sparks exploding from beneath the corrugated steal as a tall and powerfully built woman with fierce, piercing eyes and a stone cold resting bitch face steps out onto the stage. Muscles rippled and flexed as she stood there for several seconds, her long blond hair cut neat and trim as it rests upon her shoulders. Her attire is all black leather, with a vest and tights, and boots decorated in chrome rivets, fingerless gloves studded at the knuckles, with heavy knee pads and kick padded boots completing her look. Everything about her screamed cold, calculating destruction personified.
Jenny Beck: From White Sands, New Mexico and weighing in at 232 pounds, she is the LADY TERMINATOR… the ONE… and the ONLY… URSULA VON ROSSBACH!
She heads for the ring with a confident, unwavering stride. There is no fear, no anger, no fury, only certain death in those dark brown eyes. Arriving at ringside, she stops for a moment, as the champion did, to gaze upon the cage. Her reaction, however is much different; the sight of it actually makes Ursula grin before she locks her unnerving stare on Zoey through the metal barriers.
Spazz: Remember bitch, you're trapped in there with Bitch-zilla!
Koss: I still wonder if this was such a wise choice on Zoey's part, but now she has to live with the consequences of her choice.
Entering the cage, Ursula reaches behind her and yanks the door shut with finality. Leaping easily to the apron and stepping between the ropes with purpose, Ursula gets right in the champ’s face, staring them down with a withering scowl that would unnerve even the bravest of souls. To her credit, Zoey stands her ground and stares right back, doing her best not to be intimidated. Ursula practically dares her to make a move, her imposing physique only matched by the ironclad will that helped make it. Zoey’s only move, however, is to hold the belt up high while keeping her eyes locked on the challenger!
Koss: The intensity is so thick in the air you need a lightsaber to cut it!
Spazz: Jedi versus Sith! Zoey versus Ursula! My money is on the darkside! They have motherfucking cookies!
The referee quickly gets in and backs the two women up, Ursula glowering at Zoey while the champion takes in a deep breath and hands off the title when prompted, laying a kiss on it before doing so. The title is shown to Ursula, who nods once and taps her fists upon it before the referee holds it up for the crowd to see.
DING! DING! DING!
The bell has barely tolled before Ursula charges Zoey like a runaway train, driving the champion hard into the turnbuckles, the air whooshing out of her violently! The challenger then rains down hammer-like right hands on the magician, pounding the hell out of her until Zoey has been crumbled into a sitting position against the buckles… whereupon Von Rossbach starts laying the boots to the Queen of the South Champion! Written all over the referee’s face is the desire to do something about this, but the very nature of the match decrees that there’s no holds barred! After laying this beating on Zoey, she turns to the fans who are laying on the boos and roars at them in defiance and dominance alike!
Spazz: She's like, "Come at me, bitches! I'll get stompy as fuck on your asses too!"
Koss: Only I'd believe her. I didn't expect the Champ to already be downed like this.
Pulling herself up with the ropes, Zoey is just barely upright when Ursula turns her way again baed on the crowd’s reaction. She snorts a breath out of her nose and then turns to approach the corner. Zoey lands a boot to Ursula’s midsection, briefly stalling the challenger, then launches into a series of chops, both standard and backhand, against the chest of the Terminator! Ursula eats each and ever shot before driving her head forward and into the bridge of Zoey’s nose, sending the champion right down on her ass! Stunned, Zoey has no response for the running kick that Von Rossbach delivers to the center of her chest, knocking her hard to the mat!
The challenger drops down and covers with both hands pressing down on Zoey… who defiantly kicks out at two, drawing another grin from the challenger!
Koss: Good gravy what a kick, but Zoey is showing alot of heart here!
Spazz: What good will it do her if she eats another kick like that? That heart will pop out her ass along with her spleen and everything else!
Clamping a hand around Zoey’s throat, Ursula yanks her to her feet and shoves her into the corner again. Charging at the champion, Ursula comes up empty when Zoey moves aside! Briefly stunned, Ursula takes a series of kicks to the ribs from Zoey, the champion launching into her signature SHIMMERSTEP combination… but that spinning hook kick is caught by Ursula, who shoves the leg away angrily! Zoey rolls backwards as she falls, coming up to her feet quickly and having to immediately bridge backwards to avoid a big boot from the Terminator! Almost before she can react, Zoey drops into a split to get beneath the challenger’s clothesline and, when Ursula comes back around the third time, Zoey goes low for a third time herself, dropkicking the challenger’s leg from under her and, after snaring and hooking her arm, delivering a SEEING STARS scissored DDT to Ursula in the middle of the ring!
Koss: SEEING STARS! NICELY DONE!!!
ONE…
TW-NO!
FORCEFUL KICK-OUT FROM VON ROSSBACH!
Spazz: Someone get a shotgun and a shovel! That's about the only way she's staying down here!
The champion is literally thrown off the challenger, almost high enough that she lands fully on her feet! Wide-eyed, Zoey staggers back a few steps, watching as Ursula smoothly, and angrily, starts to get to her feet! Charging in, the champion drives a knee into the side of the challenger’s head, driving Ursula into the ropes! Ursula gets tangled up for a moment and Zoey slips into a more ground-and-pound strategy, driving more knees into the ribs and chest of the Terminator, following up with a running kick that nearly puts the challenger on the floor! The second one would do just that… were it not for Ursula putting the brakes on Madigan-Star via a hand around her throat! Heaving Zoey easily over the top rope, only a well-timed strike to the arm lets Zoey get down, landing precariously on the apron! She ducks a haymaker from Von Rossbach and lands a thrust kick, but the challenger takes it on the chin with barely a reaction and again snatches the Magical Maiden by the throat… before chucking her at the cage back-first! Zoey falls hard to the canvas, half-raked against the cage while Ursula, glaring, drops down to the floor in pursuit!
Koss: Those unforgiving Steel Bars are probably the only thing that kept Zoey Star inside the ring!
Spazz: Yeah we don't do that half-ass pussy baked chain-link fence shit! WE BE OLDSCHOOL UP IN HERE!!!
The champion throws off her overpowering adversary’s grip when Ursula draws her up by the hair, but the affront is answered in short order by the Terminator grabbing Zoey by her long black hair and ramming the back of her head into the cage over… and over… and OVER again! The last shot out of a good several seems to clip Madigan-Star’s skull against one of the supports of the cage, leaving her a little unsteady when Ursula finally lets go. Stepping back as Zoey makes a wild swing at the blurry figure resembling Von Rossbach, the challenger cracks another intense smile.
Koss: Swing and a miss, but Zoey Star is not going to crash tonight!
Spazz: ....OH WAIT! STAR CRASH! I GET IT!
Koss: You're late to the party.
Spazz: Fashionably!
Koss: No.... no you're not.
Trying to shake it off, Zoey puts a hand to the back of her head, drawing it away with some red staining her palm. Closing her fist tightly, she shrieks and runs right at the Terminator, trying to force her massive opponent back against the cage! She does just that, only for Von Rossbach to club the hell out of her spine with huge, right-handed blows. Something about seeing her own blood has Zoey on the warpath, and while it is clear that the shots are hurting her, she refuses to stay down, throwing her own fists against the ribs of Ursula! Managing to stun the challenger again, Zoey snatches her by the hand and tries to Irish whip her toward the cage… but Ursula puts on the brakes! And again! Yanking Zoey in by her own grip, Ursula wraps her arms tightly around the waist of the champion and drives her back-first into one of the cage bars again, doubling up on the damage before kicking the top off the ring steps and repositioning the champion, throwing her down with a modified spinebuster that lands the magician back first against the cold, unforgiving metal!
Koss: That'll rattle your spine for sure! Sickening Spinebuster on Zoey Star against the cage bars!
Spazz: How's a spine rattle? Usually them things crack, snap, and POP!
Arching up and literally crying out in pain, Zoey has no answer for Ursula taking her by the arm and whipping her full-speed into the cage, the entire structure rattling as the champion’s body collides with it. Following after her, Ursula whips her to the other side of the cage now, further exacerbating the pain that Zoey is in! The fans keep right on booing, and Ursula gestures to Zoey, then to the crowd, before dismissing them with a wave of her hand. Zoey, on her feet again and quite wobbly, stares at Ursula and gestures to her as if to dare her to bring it on again! For the first time in the match, Ursula registers something other than twisted glee or wicked satisfaction:
The challenger looks to be shocked, albeit briefly… and then intensely agitated!
Spazz: Zoey getting pissed!
Koss: I don't know if bating the beast is a good idea, but the Magical One clearly has since given up giving a damn anymore about her well being!
Charging in like a freight train, Ursula smashes Zoey against the side of the cage without remorse, grinding the champion against the steel and causing more than a few scratches and abrasions from the impact. Zoey drops to her hands and knees, her back looking rather torn up at this point, her hair matted in the back from the wound opened up previously… but her shoulders are shaking as though she’s… laughing?!
Spazz: ...Is she.... bitch laughing? URSULA AIN'T NO LAUGHING MATTER! SHE'S A BOOT AND YOU'RE A KETCHUP PACKET!
Koss: Maybe The champion has suffered a head injury?!
Unsure of whether she’s knocked the champion silly or this is a literal, blatant attempt to disrespect her, Ursula just stares at Zoey with a quizzical expression. Staggering to her feet, Zoey looks right at Ursula and her smile evaporates in a snap.
Zoey Madigan-Star: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!
Eyes widening, Ursula’s jaw goes a little slack before setting angrily! She rushes Zoey again and drives her into the cage, a hard knee sending a full breath out of Zoey’s body forcefully. Grabbing her again by the hair, Ursula means to bash the champion’s head against the cage again, but the magician drops down, wrenching free from the challenger’s grip and using an overhead kick to catch Ursula in the jaw! More surprised than damaged, the Terminator shakes it off and whirls on Zoey, who has put Ursula between her and the cage. Storming Zoey’s way, Ursula soon has to break into a run as Zoey bolts! They make a run around the ring, Zoey slowed a bit by pain but still able to keep ahead of Ursula… just long enough to catch the challenger with a drop toe hold that causes the Terminator to go face-first into the bottom half of the very steel steps to which she nastily introduced Zoey’s spine mere minutes ago!
Koss: Nice Drop toe hold and I do believe that may have busted her open, hard to tell!
Stepping over Ursula, breathing heavily, Zoey grabs the challenger by the hair and bounces her head off the steel again… and a THIRD time! Backing off at that, Zoey gives it a few moments, then registers shock as Ursula starts to push herself up, seething hotly as she lays eyes on the champion! Throwing caution to the wind, Zoey runs up the steps and leaps, grabbing Ursula and driving her back down, face-first yet again, with a TRAP CHAMBER jumping reverse STO! As the champion then struggles to roll Ursula into the ring, the fans can see that the challenger has been busted open!
Koss: TRAP CHAMBER OFF THE STEPS!
Spazz: There it is! She's bled the fucking beast!
Koss: Perhaps Zoey may just win this afterall!
Going to the top rope, her back to Ursula, Zoey draws in a deep breath and jumps away from the corner, twisting into the DELIGHTFUL DERVISH imploding 450 splash, landing hard atop the supine Terminator! Clutching her midsection, Zoey loses a few precious moments moving to cover the Terminator, weakly hooking the far leg!
ONE…
TWO…
KICK-OUT!
Throwing Zoey off again, though with less force, Ursula shows that she has far more energy left to burn and Zoey, wide-eyed, just stares as the Terminator sits up and locks in on her, shaking her head grimly. Slamming her hands on the mat, Zoey lies back before kipping up to her feet, running right at Ursula for a football-style kick to the chest! But… the challenger snares her leg and try as she might, Zoey can’t wrench it free! Her last option, as Ursula rises to a knee, is to swing down and deliver a modified enzuigiri to the side of the Terminator’s head! It gets her free, but further infuriates the muscular challenger!
Koss: That bought her precious seconds right there!
Spazz: Yeah, but a few seconds till the Apocalypse means jack shit, Fats!
Scooting back into the corner, Zoey pulls herself up with some effort and backs onto the second rope, taking another leap at Ursula, who catches her and easily hoists Zoey up onto her shoulders before delivering a crushing sit-out powerbomb!
ONE…
TWO…
NO, SHOULDER UP!
Seemingly unperturbed, Ursula has a look of cold rage on her bloody face, rising to her feet and pulling Zoey up by the hair. Sending her into the ropes, the Terminator catches her easily and delivers a leg-capture spinebuster! Zoey rolls away, onto her stomach, before Von Rossbach can attempt a pin, but Ursula is undeterred and keeps the pressure on, dragging Zoey back toward her and yanking the champion up. A hard chop sends Zoey into the ropes, leaving her chest immediately a darker shade of pink. A second chop follows, then a third… and it feels to Zoey like her lungs are being crushed! She returns with kicks, both to the ribs and legs, in desperation trying to bring Ursula down or at least slow her. Retorting with an Irish whip, Zoey slides under the bottom rope and uses a slingshot spear between the top and middle strands when Von Rossbach goes on the attack… with the high-impact hit only knocking the challenger to a knee!
Koss: How is she still going? Nobody has been able to take this much punishment, not even the likes of Rebecca Lawson and FM Young.
Spazz: Who?
Trying to keep the pressure on, Zoey rushes Ursula but the Terminator is ready and snatches her up, driving her right back down with a ferocious GREAT SLAM Michinoku Driver II, hooking the leg for a pin!
ONE…
TWO…
TH-NO!
ZOEY GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Spazz: Ok, she's on drugs or some shit! GOTTA' BE! No way in hell does anybody get up from.... well... ANYTHING big that Ursula does!
Koss: Not only did she do it, but it was no meek action. Zoey SNAPPED her shoulder up in defiance!
Wiping some of the blood from her brow, Ursula rolls from the ring and grabs the top half of the steps, chucking them into the ring and following with the bottom half, then adding a few steel chairs! When she glances at the still-prone Zoey, she shakes her head though it is hard to tell the feelings behind that gesture. Rolling back in, she unfolds the two chairs, pointing the seats toward one another and properly stacking the steps right in front of them. Zoey is stirring at this point, coughing and holding the back of her head as she stumbles back down to a knee after almost standing.
Koss: I think Ursula is done playing....
Spazz: She's out for bloody murder at this point.
Getting the extracurricular furniture to her liking, Ursula nods and turns around… just in time to see Zoey running at her, getting a boost from the steps and using a spinning headscissors to send Von Rossbach into the ropes, landing her chest and throat first across the middle strand. Clutching her ribs for a moment, Zoey runs at the ropes and steps lithely to the stop strand, then turns and leaps off, leg-dropping Ursula as she’s hung over the ropes! The impact is hard on Zoey, but harder on Ursula, who finds herself coughing fiercely from the sudden, painful pressure!
Maybe it’s adrenaline or having the crowd at her back, because based on her expression the pain most certainly still exists, but Zoey is back on her feet and soon within the ring again post-drop, going right at Ursula and delivering a swinging neckbreaker to the challenger! Zoey looks around for a moment and, upon seeing the steel chairs, has a moment; she clearly is considering grabbing one but shakes her head, defying those thoughts, and instead climbs the turnbuckles again. She launches into a moonsault only for Ursula to rise in time to catch the champion over her shoulder! Zoey struggles, delivering hard elbows to the wound on Ursula’s brow, managing to rattle her just enough… the champion falling back with a modified split-legged facebuster that smashes Ursula face-first into the steps for the second time this match!
Spazz: Ow FUCK!
Koss: Split-legged Facebuster on the steel chair!!! Ursula actually looks hurt from that!
Recoiling to the mat from the impact, Ursula for the first time looks vulnerable! The fans are chanting, though what’s coming outta them is hard to make out due to the noise! Zoey points at the turnbuckles and, getting an affirmative, steels herself and again climbs to the top rope. She crouches there a moment before standing, drawing a cross over her chest before launching into the DELIGHTFUL DEVASTATION double-rotation moonsault…
...and hitting it flush on the challenger!
Koss: DELIGHTFUL DEVASTATION!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!!
Falling into a pin, Zoey hooks the leg and the referee drops to count!
ONE…
TWO…
THR-NO!
URSULA FORCES A SHOULDER UP!
Spazz: HOLY FUCKING BALLS!!!
Left in wide-eyed awe, Zoey is stunned but not slowed! Holding her ribs, though, she’s still slowed by the relentless assault of the challenger and, in grabbing one of the chairs at last and placing it across the Terminator’s chest, she ascends the ropes for a second DELIGHTFUL DERVISH… smacking into chair and opponent viciously! Crying out in pain, Zoey shoves the chair aside and, once again, pins Von Rossbach!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE?!
NO, THE SHOULDER GOES UP AT NINE-TENTHS!
Koss: Even the Delightful Dervish with a Steel Chair Assist didn't do the job! Ursula just will not die!
Sitting with her head in her hands, Zoey seems at a loss for what to do with Ursula. The challenger rolls onto her stomach, coughing and breathing heavily herself… her hand stealing toward the dented chair just used to enhance the magician’s aerial attack. Pushing up to her feet, she grasps the weapon tightly and, as the champion turns, she rams the top of the furniture into Zoey’s midsection! Following up with a brutal overhead smash to the back of the magician maiden, Ursula watches as the Queen of the South drops to her knees, arched up in abject suffering! Staring down at the chair, Ursula grimaces angrily and wheels back before swinging the chair like a warhammer, catching Zoey across the head with it!
Spazz: And just like that, her hopes and dreams....were silenced.
Koss: Her brain has got to be tapioca at this point.
Zoey comes up on her arms, shakily, and crimson is already dripping from her hairline. Ursula, staring at the chair, opens it again and sets it up in its original position. She clearly has something in mind and grabs Zoey by the hair, blasting her with a BIONIC HEADBUTT! Stunned, Zoey is pulled in between Ursula’s legs and her arms locked, the champion set up for a VON TERMINATOR! Somehow, Zoey is able to stave off Ursula’s efforts once… and then to get a leg between the ropes to again stymie the challenger’s attempt to put her away! Half-conscious, Zoey is shoved away from Ursula and into the ropes, returning with a Yakuza kick to the chin of the challenger! The move is clearly done on instinct and Zoey doesn’t get all of it…
...just enough to further exacerbate Ursula’s foul mood! She grabs Zoey by the hair with both hands, yelling into her blood-smeared face, into half-lidded eyes!
Ursula Von Rossbach: SURRENDER! DO NOT MAKE ME BREAK YOU, ZOEY!
Koss: This is like a movie man....
Spazz: ...Yeah like a fight to the fucking mega-death!
Staring up at the monster from its very grasp, Zoey shakes her head defiantly and yells back!
Zoey Madigan-Star: NEVER!
The response of the challenger is to turn the champion inside out with a short-arm lariat, Zoey going for a flip before landing face-down on the mat! Ursula, seething, rolls out of the ring for two MORE chairs, bringing them in and setting them with the others, creating an unforgiving makeshift metal platform. Turning to stare down at the champion, Ursula shakes her head a little and walks back over to where Zoey lays, a smear of red on the canvas from where her head was laying. Pulled up to her feet by the hair, Zoey is half-led, half-dragged, to the steps, Ursula dragging her thumb across her throat and screaming to the raging fans!
Koss: I think the inevitable is about to go down, Mikey.
Spazz: Zoey's got everyone's respect here tonight. Win, lose, funeral.... doesn't matter. That bitch is tough as fuck!
Bending Zoey over, Ursula yanks the champion’s head in between her legs, reaching for her arms… determined to deliver the VON TERMINATOR! Having little in the way of options, Zoey lowers her head as far as she can and rears upwards as hard as her wracked body will allow… bringing her cranium up hard against Ursula’s crotch in an odd sort of reverse headbutt! Ursula pauses, wide-eyed, her grip on Zoey’s arms lost and the Magical Maiden, summoning what strength she has left, forces Ursula up into a back body drop that lands the Terminator right on the four chairs set up before the steps! Zoey sways… stumbles… and falls backwards onto the downed Ursula from the sheer overextension of her limited reserves! Her shoulder and head upon the chest of the Terminator is enough, however, to make the referee drop down and count:
ONE…
TWO…
THREE?!
NO!
URSULA ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME!
Koss: Wow... I just.... the question of how keeps coming up in my mind.
Spazz: Motherfucker, don't ask how! Just shut up and bask in the moment!
Seeming unaware that she was even pinning Ursula, Zoey rolls away after Ursula lurches forward to break up the pin! Both women are feeling the effects of the brutal match, both rising at nearly the same time. Ursula is the first to strike, belting Zoey with a right hand… one that does not posses the fire that it used to. Zoey responds with a forearm shot but it might as well be a foam noodle for all the force it has. After a few more sloppy shots are exchanged, Ursula grabs for one of the chairs and makes another swing for the melon, striking steps as Zoey moves aside, using a chop block to bring Ursula down to a knee! Zoey approaches and grabs for the chair, trying to wrench it from the Terminator’s hand, but Ursula only lets go in order to grab Zoey around the throat! She hoists the magician up but, holding on to the chair, Zoey brings it down atop Ursula’s head and gets dropped, barely landing on her feet!
Koss: BIG oversight by Ursula there!
Spazz: She's got blood in her eyes, sight is gonna' be a problem lunchbox!
Still holding on to the chair, Zoey rebounds off the ropes, runs up the steps and dropkicks the chair right into the face of the Terminator! Shockingly still upright, yet down on a knee, Ursula looks all glassy-eyed and Zoey, running out of options, stacks up the remaining chairs and grabs Ursula by the head, leads her over to the steps. Both women standing atop the pilfered weaponry, Zoey cinches in a grip on Ursula’s head, drapes a leg over the challenger’s arm… and gets hoisted up by the Terminator! Set upon the challenger’s shoulders, Zoey tries punching her way out, aiming her fists at the wound opened up earlier by the steps! Blood seeps into the eyes of Ursula, allowing Zoey to fall behind her, holding the Terminator’s head on the way down to drive a knee into her face!
Koss: Words are failing me as to how Zoey Madigan-Star keeps going despite everything. Both women have left it all in the ring tonight, bringing everything short of the proverbial kitchen sink into play.
Reeling, Ursula is staggered enough for Zoey to again grab the head and arm, this time nailing the SEEING STARS, falling back so that she’s driving Ursula directly into the pile of chairs on the canvas! She lands upon them as well, no doubt causing damage, but still manages to pull herself atop Von Rossbach, pulling the woman’s huge leg up with both arms…
ONE…
TWO…
THREE?!
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
Jenny Beck: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner… and STILL the Queen of the South Champion… ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR!
Rolling off of Ursula, Zoey barely registers that the fight is over even as the title is placed across her chest. She can’t even sit up as the referee seeks to raise her arm, though after a few moments she pushes up enough to lean on the bottom rope, the fans on their feet not just for the champion but for BOTH women!
Spazz: SHE RETAINED?!!!
Koss: ZOEY STAR RETAINED!!!!!
The referee motions for the cage to be raised while EMTs and trainers are already on their way down to the ring to see about the competitors! Zoey doesn’t even try to resist the assistance as the medical professionals check on her… nor does Ursula. Pride has no place in this moment for either woman, though after some looking over, the EMTs do give the women space, and offer of assistance, as they get to their feet. Zoey rises, stumbles, catches herself on the ropes and finally stands proper… handed her title as she dropped it in the process. Ursula, however, is vertical before the champion and looks… less than pleased.
Spazz: Oh shit.... if looks could kill, Lunchbox!
Reaching out and grabbing Zoey forcefully, the EMTs and officials tense as if ready to run or step in, but Von Rossbach merely yanks Zoey forward into a very forceful embrace of respect. The two women seem to be saying something to one another, but over the tumult of music and fan reaction, it’s impossible to hear what.
Koss: This will not be the last time! These perennial rivals of a more Galactic time clearly gave it their all tonight, but in the end, Zoey Star had a little more fire in her than Ursula Von Rossbach!
Nodding to one another, Ursula leaves the ring without incident, heading to the back under her own power while Zoey… has to be helped from the ring. She walks under her own strength once there, but the EMTs stay close as she heads up the ramp, holding the belt up high as she does!
Spazz: Fuck dude.... Zoey Madigan-Star is fucking invincible! If Ursula can't beat her, who the fuck can?
Koss: No matter what they say, there is always someone bigger, badder, and tougher waiting around the corner. Who will be the next to challenge Zoey Star? Tune in to our return episode of Wicked Tuesday to find out! This is Joe Koss saying goodnight! Thanks for watching Southern Rebellion Wrestling's STAR CRASH!!!!