Post by Melinda Rhodes on Nov 5, 2019 21:20:11 GMT -7
REBEL STAR ARENA
ROME, GA
11/05/2019
Bell Time - 7pm EST.
"Run for Cover" by Otep hit's the P/A system as the show begins! The stage is standard issue with the Southern Rebellion Winged Star graphic blazing across the titantron screen, surrounded by a steel pipe structure and dark red curtains. Out onto the black corrugated steel stage steps Jenny Beck looking wild as ever in all black leather; pants, jacket, boots, gloves, and white slayer tank top. She lets out a wild howl to the crowd as pyro explodes behind her!
Jenny Beck: YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! FEEL THA FFFFIIIIIRRREEEE!!!! MAKE SOME NOISE! IT'S WICKED FUCKING TTTUUUEESSSDDDAAAAAYYY!!!
Crowd: WICKED! WICKED! WICKED!!!
Jenny rushes down to ringside, headbanging to the music the entire time. She slides into the ring and rolls onto one knee and rises to her feet in one fluid motion.
Jenny: THIS IS SOUTHERN RRRRREEEEBBBEEELLLIIIIOOOONNN WWWRRRRREEEESSSSTTTTTLLLLLLIIIINNNNGGG!!! WE GOT WHITE HOT VIOLENCE JUST WAITING TO EXPLODE!!! BOYS! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She promptly points toward the announce table where we find Mike Spazz at the very end of a joke that clearly has cracked Joe Koss up involving dangling his microphone as if it were a penis....
Crowd: WICKED! WICKED! WICKED!!!
Jenny rushes down to ringside, headbanging to the music the entire time. She slides into the ring and rolls onto one knee and rises to her feet in one fluid motion.
Jenny: THIS IS SOUTHERN RRRRREEEEBBBEEELLLIIIIOOOONNN WWWRRRRREEEESSSSTTTTTLLLLLLIIIINNNNGGG!!! WE GOT WHITE HOT VIOLENCE JUST WAITING TO EXPLODE!!! BOYS! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She promptly points toward the announce table where we find Mike Spazz at the very end of a joke that clearly has cracked Joe Koss up involving dangling his microphone as if it were a penis....
Noticing the camera is back on them, Mike shoots a wicked grin and quickly sits down in his seat.
Joe Koss: Heh heh heh.... sorry you had to see that in all of it's out of context glory! THIS is Wicked Tuesday and I am Joe Koss alongside-
Mike Spazz: -MIKEY BIG DICK MCSPAZZ! SUP BITCHES! Oh and all yous guys who are offended by this shit? Don't make me whip my real dick out, I'll put the camera man's eye out through tha' camera lens all the way from here!
Koss: Alright settle down Mike.
Spazz: No you settle down, lunchbox! I'm wound up and ready to fuck shit up at this table like a professional tonight!
Koss: We have quite the stacked card for you lovely people tonight. First match features Moxie Gillette-
Spazz: I thought it was Jillette, with a J. What she thinks she's the best a man can get or some shit?
Koss: -I think she isn't into dudes last I checked.
Spazz: A real shame. She could split my might black oak!
Koss: You're whiter than bread man.
Spazz: But I'm hung like Mandingo up in here!
Koss: Maybe in your dreams you are. As I was saying, Moxie Gillette versus Maria Salvatore, followed by Ursula Von Rossbach taking on Dona Rotten for a no.1 Contendership for the Ascendant Championship.
Spazz: Bitchzilla's been on a tear over in Hybrid, lunchbox. Even changed up her look too. Can you believe she's gotten even more fuckin' jacked up man?
Koss: I've heard. Try not to piss her off or she will pull your asshole out through your mouth, Mikey.
Spazz: She scares me fats. I'm dumb, not retarded yo.
Koss: Then we have Luciana Verdoza taking on Lluvia Cane, Jennifer Williams against Tracy Dixon, Andrea Hernandez versus River Chance for a No.1 Contendership for a shot at the Conquest Championship which is being defended by Bianca Davis, or should I say Bianca and her hench goon, Bruiser Betty Badford against Rose-
Spazz: How's anyone going to beat that Triple B chick? She's almost as big as Ursula, but kinda' hot in a weird way.
Koss: Very carefully I imagine. La Rebellion takes on the SMC Riot Group in what should be a fairly brutal Tag Team championship bout!
Spazz: Riot Group revs my Harley Joe, but there's also something sexy as fuck about murderous Latina badasses I really dig too.
Koss: These introductions would be so much quicker if you'd pipe down a bit. Last but certainly not least, Crystal Zdunich takes on Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton for the Coastal Empire Championship!
Spazz: Is it me or does that belt look more impressive than the Queen of the South Title?
Koss: It does seem reminiscent of the NWA Big Gold belt, I won't lie. Next up is Moxie Jillette versus Maria Salvatore!
Joe Koss: Heh heh heh.... sorry you had to see that in all of it's out of context glory! THIS is Wicked Tuesday and I am Joe Koss alongside-
Mike Spazz: -MIKEY BIG DICK MCSPAZZ! SUP BITCHES! Oh and all yous guys who are offended by this shit? Don't make me whip my real dick out, I'll put the camera man's eye out through tha' camera lens all the way from here!
Koss: Alright settle down Mike.
Spazz: No you settle down, lunchbox! I'm wound up and ready to fuck shit up at this table like a professional tonight!
Koss: We have quite the stacked card for you lovely people tonight. First match features Moxie Gillette-
Spazz: I thought it was Jillette, with a J. What she thinks she's the best a man can get or some shit?
Koss: -I think she isn't into dudes last I checked.
Spazz: A real shame. She could split my might black oak!
Koss: You're whiter than bread man.
Spazz: But I'm hung like Mandingo up in here!
Koss: Maybe in your dreams you are. As I was saying, Moxie Gillette versus Maria Salvatore, followed by Ursula Von Rossbach taking on Dona Rotten for a no.1 Contendership for the Ascendant Championship.
Spazz: Bitchzilla's been on a tear over in Hybrid, lunchbox. Even changed up her look too. Can you believe she's gotten even more fuckin' jacked up man?
Koss: I've heard. Try not to piss her off or she will pull your asshole out through your mouth, Mikey.
Spazz: She scares me fats. I'm dumb, not retarded yo.
Koss: Then we have Luciana Verdoza taking on Lluvia Cane, Jennifer Williams against Tracy Dixon, Andrea Hernandez versus River Chance for a No.1 Contendership for a shot at the Conquest Championship which is being defended by Bianca Davis, or should I say Bianca and her hench goon, Bruiser Betty Badford against Rose-
Spazz: How's anyone going to beat that Triple B chick? She's almost as big as Ursula, but kinda' hot in a weird way.
Koss: Very carefully I imagine. La Rebellion takes on the SMC Riot Group in what should be a fairly brutal Tag Team championship bout!
Spazz: Riot Group revs my Harley Joe, but there's also something sexy as fuck about murderous Latina badasses I really dig too.
Koss: These introductions would be so much quicker if you'd pipe down a bit. Last but certainly not least, Crystal Zdunich takes on Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton for the Coastal Empire Championship!
Spazz: Is it me or does that belt look more impressive than the Queen of the South Title?
Koss: It does seem reminiscent of the NWA Big Gold belt, I won't lie. Next up is Moxie Jillette versus Maria Salvatore!
MOXIE JILLETTE VS MARIA SALVATORE
Before the bell begins, Maleek immediately earns Moxie's ire with a rather nasty insult that results in her belting him across the jaw with enough force to send him rolling into the ring and stunned. Maria blinks in shock, but steels herself as her belief that she's that much better than her "hired help" sets in. She slaps Moxie just as the bell rings and finds the angry magician to be much more than she bargained for! In short order a Jumping Knee strike followed by the ALAKAZAM KICK and the BUNNY HOP DIVING STOMP drive Maria to the canvas. Before the Mafia heiress can even blink or think, she finds herself up ended and brought brutally to the canvas with THE ABRACADRBA DRIVER and a pinfall, securing Moxie the fastest win of the year!WINNER: MOXIE JILLETTE BY PINFALL AT 2 MINUTES & 1 SECOND!
BACKSTAGE
The camera opens up to find Melinda Rhodes seated behind her desk, typing away at a keyboard when who should entered but the imposing muscular woman, Bruiser Betty Badford who holds the door open for a limping Bianca Davis wearing a white and beige neck brace and a $5k designer dress that oddly matches it. Behind her is her favorite stooge, Minion, looking as fan-girlish as ever, imitating Bianca's look only with the addition of a pair of glasses on her face. She carries a manilla folder that seems rather thick with papers. The Rebel looks up at her with a smirk.
Rebel: Alright, Davis.... Let's hear the excuses.
Bianca: I'm injured, Rhodes. I have suffered a spinal injury! Your petty booking almost killed me! Minion, give her the papers!
Minion plops down the folder on the desk and the Rebel immediately opens it up, revealing medical papers showcasing injuries that she knows all too well. She looks up at Bianca with a bit of a squint.
Rebel: The night you were *hand quotes* "injured" you seemed pretty fine for someone who supposedly suffered damage to her spinal column. Considering I went through something very similar, I know exactly how you react to it. What I saw from your match with Ursula wasn't it, Bianca.
She glowers at the Rebel, fists curled tight.
Bianca: HOW DARE YOU! You're making light of my very serious condition! I should sue!
Melinda smirks and sets the folder down.
Rebel: You'd lose that court battle and no amount of lawyering up will save you. You signed wavers for every match you enter and know full well the risks. Anyone, including you, could wind up being booked against Ursula. I also put in a provision that if you couldn't afford your medical payments, I'd cover 75% of any medical issues but, seeing as you are financially well to do, you don't get that perk. However....
She taps the folder.
Rebel: ....I will humor this as it is the bare minimum documentation to have your big baller bitch stand in for you for a time, but Bianca, if you ever lay hands on another competitor when you are at ringside and not actually competing in the ring?
Melinda rises from her seat, placing both hands on the table to lean forward and look Bianca directly in her eyes.
Rebel: Your ass belongs to me. Clear?
Bianca smirks.
Bianca: Touch me and she *points her thumb over the impassive mountain that is Bruiser Betty* will do what she's paid to do and turn you from Christopher Walken into Christopher Reeve!
There's a dangerous gleam in The Rebel's eye as a wicked smile crosses her face. She looks over at Betty, then back at Bianca.
Rebel: I'm half tempted to put that theory to the test, Bianca.... Kick your ass and then shove your head up hers? That'd be what I call a good night, but for now, clear out of my office before I kick you out of it.
Bianca scoffs and rolls her eyes.
Bianca: I will, but not because you told me to, but because I have better things to do than deal with a Basic like you.
With a twist and a spin she arrogantly sways out the door, only stopping to limp a bit half way as if suddenly remembering her act. Triple B points quietly at the Rebel and drags her thumb across her veined throat. Melinda rolls her eyes and shakes her head.
Rebel: Oh shut up.
Betty growls, then grabs the door and slams it shut behind them. Melinda slinks down back into her seat with a sigh.
Rebel: I really gotta' find a place to wrestle at on the side because the temptation to kick people's asses is growing every single day....
We then cut back to ringside.
Rebel: Alright, Davis.... Let's hear the excuses.
Bianca: I'm injured, Rhodes. I have suffered a spinal injury! Your petty booking almost killed me! Minion, give her the papers!
Minion plops down the folder on the desk and the Rebel immediately opens it up, revealing medical papers showcasing injuries that she knows all too well. She looks up at Bianca with a bit of a squint.
Rebel: The night you were *hand quotes* "injured" you seemed pretty fine for someone who supposedly suffered damage to her spinal column. Considering I went through something very similar, I know exactly how you react to it. What I saw from your match with Ursula wasn't it, Bianca.
She glowers at the Rebel, fists curled tight.
Bianca: HOW DARE YOU! You're making light of my very serious condition! I should sue!
Melinda smirks and sets the folder down.
Rebel: You'd lose that court battle and no amount of lawyering up will save you. You signed wavers for every match you enter and know full well the risks. Anyone, including you, could wind up being booked against Ursula. I also put in a provision that if you couldn't afford your medical payments, I'd cover 75% of any medical issues but, seeing as you are financially well to do, you don't get that perk. However....
She taps the folder.
Rebel: ....I will humor this as it is the bare minimum documentation to have your big baller bitch stand in for you for a time, but Bianca, if you ever lay hands on another competitor when you are at ringside and not actually competing in the ring?
Melinda rises from her seat, placing both hands on the table to lean forward and look Bianca directly in her eyes.
Rebel: Your ass belongs to me. Clear?
Bianca smirks.
Bianca: Touch me and she *points her thumb over the impassive mountain that is Bruiser Betty* will do what she's paid to do and turn you from Christopher Walken into Christopher Reeve!
There's a dangerous gleam in The Rebel's eye as a wicked smile crosses her face. She looks over at Betty, then back at Bianca.
Rebel: I'm half tempted to put that theory to the test, Bianca.... Kick your ass and then shove your head up hers? That'd be what I call a good night, but for now, clear out of my office before I kick you out of it.
Bianca scoffs and rolls her eyes.
Bianca: I will, but not because you told me to, but because I have better things to do than deal with a Basic like you.
With a twist and a spin she arrogantly sways out the door, only stopping to limp a bit half way as if suddenly remembering her act. Triple B points quietly at the Rebel and drags her thumb across her veined throat. Melinda rolls her eyes and shakes her head.
Rebel: Oh shut up.
Betty growls, then grabs the door and slams it shut behind them. Melinda slinks down back into her seat with a sigh.
Rebel: I really gotta' find a place to wrestle at on the side because the temptation to kick people's asses is growing every single day....
We then cut back to ringside.
URSULA VON ROSSBACH VS DONA ROTTEN
No.1 Contendership for the Ascendant Championship
The match begins with Dona opening up with a salvo of chest chops and strikes to Ursula's face, followed by an Irish whip which Ursula reverses to send Dona for the ride. Upon the return, Dona hits her Rolling Sobat Kick square to the Lady Terminator's chest, sending her back a step. Thinking fast, Dona promptly hits the CHAINSAW KICK but only drops her to one knee! Dona backs into the ropes and snaps off again to deliver another knee, but at the last second Ursula puts a hand up, catches her by the throat, rises and then slams her straight to the canvas with a SAMBO CHOKESLAM! UVR goes for the pin but gets a two count. She gathers Dona up and hurls her into a corner. She runs to the corner but is halted by a boot to the face. Dona shoves up onto the ropes and hits TOXICOSIS, slamming forehead to forehead with a rising Ursula and knocking her off her feet.At first, it seems like both women are unconscious until Ursula suddenly sits up, then rolls to her feet. She gathers up the groggy Dona Rotten and promptly locks her up in THE GREAT LOCK! Dona Rotten struggles for several seconds in the elevated Full Nelson Camel Clutch hybrid, her spine contorted at a painful angle. Realizing she's trapped with no escape and only seconds away from permanent spinal damage, she taps Ursula's thigh and is released from the torment almost immediately. Ursula rises and calmly leaves ringside with little in the way of fan fair while her music plays.
WINNER: URSULA VON ROSSBACH BY TAP OUT AT 9 MINUTES & 13 SECONDS!
LUCIANA VERDOZA VS LLUVIA CANE
The match began with a technical exchange that devolved into a brawl rather fast as Luciana pushed every button Lluvia had! The angered opponent ended up opening herself up to a vicious superkick followed by Luciana placing her in the Muta Lock! Lluvia lucks out in being near enough to the ropes to grab them and force the break up. Lluvia turns the tide shortly after with a reversed irish whip into THE ANGELLIC REBELLION, laying Luciana out! Lluvia goes for Your Horizon, but crashes and burns on the canvas! She quickly recovers, but practically bounces up right into a CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER! Luciana decides to climb the ropes and dives with the ARRIVEDERCI but Lluvia throws up both knees, sending Luciana thrashing across the canvas, clutching her burning guts in pain! She fights to her feet only to get kicked in those very same guts, dropped with a DDT, and pinned right then and there!WINNER: LLUVIA CANE BY PINFALL AT 8 MINUTES & 49 SECONDS!
JENNIFER WILLIAMS VS TRACY DIXON
The match begins with Jennifer committing to hit and run tactics, strafing Tracy with running kicks, elbow strikes, and even a springboard hurricanrana, but Tracy remains standing, reversing the hurricanrana into the KENTUCKY FACE CRUSHER! She promptly follows this up by whipping Jennifer into the turnbuckle and hitting the KENTUCKY BLIND DATE and a Scoop Slam! She then locks on THE CASE CLOSED, forcing Jennifer Williams to tap rapidly after a humiliating two minute match that challenges the record set earlier in the evening by Maria Salvatore! WINNER: TRACY DIXON BY TAPOUT AT 2 MINUTES & 5 SECONDS!
ANDREA HERNANDEZ VS RIVER CHANCE
No.1 Contendership Match for the Conquest Championship!
Andrea takes no chances against the muscular pretty girl, taking her off her feet as fast as she can with a Springboard Basaiku Knee! River doesn't even have much of a chance to recover as Andrea keeps the pressure on with a standing moonsault pin, but River does throw her right off, rolling to her feet and charging at the rising river with a shoulder block that drops her right back down, followed by THE LEG DROP and a quick pin but Andrea kicks out! Both women are on their feet with Andrea running past River, straight up the nearby corner to flip off and land behind River, shoving her into the corner and then hitting a handspring back elbow, followed by a sitout Facebuster, getting a 2 count for her troubles.Keeping the pressure on, Andrea rushes into the ropes, snaps off for a Tilt-A-Whirl headscissor that is reversed into a backbreaker! River may be a sweetheart, but opportunity knocked and she proceeded to slam and hurl Andrea around with a variety of press slams, a suplex or two, and a brutal POMMEL STRIKE Spinebuster, which ended the match with authority, giving River the 1-2-3 and another shot at Bianca Davis!
WINNER: RIVER CHANCE BY PINFALL AT 10 MINUTES & 12 SECONDS!
IN RING SEGMENT
Jenny Beck: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, non-binary souls and all else… MAKE SOME NOISE!The crowd is happy to oblige, especially with a fired-up Jenny urging them on! She tosses and catches the microphone before bringing it back to her grinning lips!
Jenny Beck: That’s good enough for me, but for the the lady about to hit this ring, you better step it up another couple notches!
Mike Spazz: Fuck yeah! MAKE SOME NOISE MOTHERFUCKERS! We don't do soft around here! Right, Lunchbox?!
Joe Koss: Especially with you around!
Mike Spazz: Flattery will get ya everywhere!
Koss laughs off his broadcast colleague as Jenny starts up again.
Jenny Beck: Right, then! Rome, Georgia… give it up for the lady you all know and adore, the woman who conquered Ursula Von Rossbach at Star Crash in the most balls-to-the-wall violent match I’ve seen in a long-ass time! The Sorceress Supreme of Professional Wrestling… the Queen of the South Champion… ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR!
Jenny points to the stage with her microphone before leaving the ring as lyrics from Icon For Hire’s “Theatre” blast out over the arena PA:
”You play your part, I'll be playing with matches
And if you'd like a show, you can follow the ashes!”
And if you'd like a show, you can follow the ashes!”
The remixed theme starts up in earnest as through the spotlights and fog walks the Queen of the South Champion herself! Weeks after the fact most of the battle damage has healed up from Zoey’s utter, bloody war with Von Rossbach… but there IS a difference in the Magical Maiden that is seen with no small measure of relief by the Galactic fans:
That amazing smile is back where it belongs.
Joe Koss: Now that looks like the Zoey we all know and love, Spazz! She’s got her smile back!
Mike Spazz: Could light up a room with a smile like that! But I wonder what else that mouth could do…
Joe Koss: First of all, she’s married. Second of all, you ain’t her type!
Mike Spazz: What’s that? Is that jealousy? Have you seen what these hips can do?!
Joe Koss: Hell no! Sit your ass down!
Her black hair hanging loose over her shoulders, Zoey sways her way down to the ring in a tailored purple suit over black heeled boots and a champagne-colored top. As is her wont, she meets the hands of as many fans as she can, even taking a lap around ringside so as not to miss any. She ascends the steps and the referee holds the ropes for her, the champion responding with a kiss to his cheek as she enters the squared circle. Walking to the center, she holds the title up high before taking a deep bow to the fans and, out of nowhere, producing a microphone.
Mike Spazz: Magic hands! I wonder-
Joe Koss: Don’t EVEN go there!
Thankfully oblivious to the commentary team’s off-color conversation at her expense, Zoey gestures for the music to be lowered as the fans cheer her on. Licking her glittery-purple lips, Zoey gazes down at her title for a moment, then brings the stick up.
Zoey Madigan-Star: It was not until the moment the referee’s hand came down for three at Star Crash that I felt… whole. Like this title truly belonged to me and that I had earned the right to call myself the greatest champion in Southern Rebellion today. I mean no offense to tough ladies like Samantha Hamilton, Lyra LeVeux-Donavan or Juliet Black, of course. They’re all super-talented and have made their titles shine with their efforts in this ring.
She pauses, looking at the title again before turning a saucy grin on the camera and tossing her head so that her hair flew over her shoulder artfully.
Zoey Madigan-Star: But they didn’t fight their way through a warrior like Ursula Von Rossbach. Not once, but twice. The Terminator shortened my career and probably my life, too, inside that hellish cage. But here I stand, still the Queen of the South Champion and still the number one champion in Southern Rebellion Wrestling! And if you still doubt me after all that? Well…
Considering the thought, Zoey shrugs beautifully and pats the title over her shoulder with a sweet smile.
Zoey Madigan-Star: ...you’re welcome to your opinion. But I think these fans would heartily disagree! And now, so will I!
Holding that belt up gets another cheer from the fans, but it’s time for Zoey to get very serious.
Zoey Madigan-Star: And when the dust settled after Star Crash, my first question as i stared in the mirror with this belt over my shoulder, my extremities still tingling, was something to the tune of… who my next challenger would be. And you’d be surprised how many times I had to ask that question before someone bothered to answer. But answered it was… by more than one potential challenger, in fact. Crystal Hilton, the beautiful and deadly Rose, Jessica Jackson… lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
A sweet laugh emits from Zoey, who’s about to expound on her thoughts, but before she can do so, she’s interrupted by LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out” and the appearance of Rose on the ramp! The powerhouse has a microphone and she’s not shy about putting it to use quick-fast!
Rose: The only name you said that matters, Zoey, is mine! How many times have you beaten Crystal? And what, exactly, has Jackson done in order to earn the right to even set foot inside that ring with you?!
Storming down the ramp, the Beautiful and Deadly Rose enters the ring and walks right up to the champion, who turns to face her.
Rose: No… they don’t deserve a shot! I’ve been here since the start and where has my opportunity been! I’ve gone toe-to-toe with Ursula same as you and gotten wins of my own to brag about! And frankly, I’m frustrated and tired of the lack of opportunity! No more waiting! I challenge you here and now for that Queen of the South Championship!
The fans are all over it and Zoey, perhaps a little TOO politely, listens to Rose without interruption. Looking to the gold, then to the woman before her, Madigan is about to respond when, once again, something breaks up the festivities. “Lights Out” by Breaking Benjamin briefly plays as the ever-verbose Jessica Jackson comes out onto the stage, looking incredulous and bearing a microphone.
Jessica Jackson: What have *I* done?! I don’t have to explain myself to you or anyone else, Rose, so why don’t you scurry off backstage and grab a protein shake while two real women discuss real business! Because as far as me and these people are concerned, you’re not on either of our levels!
Not taking kindly to this, Rose is right up in Jessica’s face as she enters the ring, trying to intimidate her right back out! The fans are booing, not appreciating being lumped in with Jessica’s radical opinions!
Rose: And who’s gonna make me? You?!
Jessica Jackson: That’s right, sasquatch! I said step off before I have to get mean!
The microphones are lowered and Jackson and Rose get in one another’s faces, threatening violence. Zoey, slightly bemused, looks on before shaking her head and breaking into another smile. She clears her throat to try and get their attention, but neither woman is turning aside from the simmering rumble that’s threatening to boil over. It takes a very sharp whistle from the champion to finally break up the verbal fracas and get both Rose and Jessica to snap around and look Zoey’s way.
Zoey Madigan-Star: That’s better. You two want a shot? I’ll take you both on. It doesn’t matter to me which of you thinks you deserve it more or who makes the better case in that regard. I’m the sort of champion who will take on anyone who wants to challenge me. No ducking, no dodging… just straight ahead and may the best lady win. Of course, that’s up to the esteemed Mrs. Rhodes, not me… so if I were you? I’d start impressing her and fast because there’s only so much of me to go around. Rest assured though that no matter who comes for this gold, they’ll be in for the-
Crowd: -SHOW OF A LIFETIME!
Letting the fans finish her line, Zoey takes her leave from the ring as “Theatre” plays again, leaving Rose and Jessica staring after her before they get in one another’s faces again, starting to shove and push before security and officials get between them, breaking up the fight before it can get going! Zoey stops at the top of the ramp, holding up the title before heading backstage.
BIANCA DAVIS W/TRIPLE B VS ROSE
PURE MATCH
Bruiser Betty Badford stepped in for Bianca once again, the 5' 9" blond powerhouse standing only a little shorter than her almost as imposing but far taller opponent, Rose. A thunderous right hand cheap shot from Triple B kicks the match off, with Rose responding with one of her own! The two bruisers trade blows while the crowd escalates with excitement. Slowly but surely, Rose's more powerful strikes begin to drive Triple B back with responses growing fewer and fewer. One shot staggers Triple B and Rose takes full advantage, hopping back and busting out a powerful lariat to knock her off her feet!
Minion and Bianca shout at Triple B, trying to urge her on as Rose continues to dominate her bigger foe by having her ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT! Upon impact, Triple B sits up, furious and clearly hurting. Rose moves in and gets a vicious back elbow followed by a headbutt that knocks her back a step, only for Rose to headbutt her right back! Rose then backs into the ropes and rushes straight at Triple B only to get caught mid rush and slammed to the canvas with a SPINEBUSTER! Triple B roars in triumph, then follows up with the BRUISER SPLASH but Rose kicks out! At this point Triple B gets right in the face of the referee while Rose uses the ropes to climb up. Suddenly Minion is on the apron and clocks her with BRASS KNUCKLES, promptly hopping down as Rose staggers back, completely disoriented. Triple B moves past the referee, boots Rose in the gut and hits the TRIPLE B BOMB! Slamming Rose to the canvas with three consecutive powerbombs and holding her down on the third for a stolen victory!
WINNER: BIANCA DAVIS W/BRUISER BETTY BADFORD BY PINFALL AT 11 MINUTES & 13 SECONDS!
LA REBELLION VS RIOT GROUP SMC (C)
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The match begins with La Torbellina and Bullet as the legal women and they tie up, with Torbellina taking control with a side headlock, albiet briefly as she's lifted up into a backbody drop but Torbellina rolls out of it, landing behind her. Bullet spins around with a right hook but is ducked and locked into a rear waistlock! Bullet forces her free, spinning around and holding the arms as she pulls Torbellina into a kick to the gut and a facebuster! Pin and a 1 with a kickout is all she gets. Bullet presses the advantage, gathering Torbellina up and hurling her into the nearest neutral corner! She rushes in with a series of rapid fire combinations, working her body over like a speed bag before the final punch lands in Torbellina's face, dropping her to a seat in the corner. Bullet backs up along the ropes, sizing her foe up, only to be caught by La Silencia running from her corner along the apron to hit an inverted stun gun drop with the back of her neck on the ropes!
Bandit goes through the ropes and is stopped by the referee while Silencia takes advantage of the situation, pulling a stumbling Bullet through the bottom rope and out to ringside and violently slamming her head into the guard rail, then tossing her towards the ring steps with a loud bang! Seeing this, Bandit drops down and rushes around the ring to make the save only for La Torbellina to rush in out of nowhere with a baseball slide kick to the face! From there, the match dissolves into a ringside brawl with all four participants in danger of being counted out!
La Rebellion doesn't hold the upper hand long as Bandit and Bullet showcase their bar room brawling talents to full effect, turning the tide and tossing their Lucha Libre opponents back into the ring! La Rebellion recovers quickly as Bandit and Bullet slide back into the ring. They hit the ropes and rebound with matched leaping SIN DUDARLO SPEARS! This is promptly followed by twin executed springboard moonsaults from either side of the ring and dual pins, but both opponents kick out. The Referee forces Bandit and Silencia out of the ring as Bullet and Torbellina throw down with a fast and furious exchange of strikes back and forth! Outside the ring, Bandit and Silencia brawl viciously when, unseen to the referee, a woman in a hoodie leans over the barricade and TASERS BANDIT! The hooded figure smiles at Silencia who stares back at her, stunned and not knowing what to make of the situation.
Back in the ring, Bullet has Torbellina knocked to one knee and decides she's going to finish it. She backs into the ropes, only to be tripped up by La Silencia acting fast with a quick reach through the ropes. The distraction opens Bullet up for a running Big Boot to the face, followed by THE BURNING PASSION shooting star Senton and then La Torbellina gathering Bullet up as La Silencia climbs onto the apron. She tags Silencia in who immediately rushes in, putting Bullet into a TORTURE RACK HOLD! La Torbellina vaults to the top rope and flies off to drop the elbow as Silencia flips her off her shoulders, hitting the dual finish DECAPITACION!!!! Bandit is groggy and on her feet, quickly slides across the apron and gets to her feet, stumbling and disoriented from the mysterious taser shot from earlier. It buys precious seconds for Silencia to make the pinfall and get the 1-2-3 just as Bandit breaks up the hold. It's too little, too late!
WINNER AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: LA REBELLION BY PINFALL AT 17 MINUTES & 22 SECONDS!
The crowd roared highway robbery uproariously as La Rebellion rolls out of the ring, tag team championships held aloft as Bandit comes unglued at the conclusion of the match. Despite telling the referee what happened, it didn't matter. The call was made. With their music playing, La Rebellion heads to the back in absolute triumph.
MAIN EVENT
COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRISTINA ZDUNICH VS SAMANTHA HAMILTON (C)
Best 2 out of 3 Match!
With the exception of Bandit and Bullet, the ShieldMaidens came out along side Samantha Hamilton to show support and as protection after the sneak attack by the hooded "fan" from the previous match. Christina Zdunich stood alone against the Titaness, seemingly a bundle of nerves at the amount of extra bodies surrounding the ring. Despite this, she was determined to take that belt by any means necessary. The bell rings and Christina launches herself at the 6' 1" powerhouse with a flying elbow, followed by several chops and a roundhouse kick sending her staggering into the ropes. Samantha rebounds with a running clothesline, which Christina evades Matrix bridge style, then rushes for the ropes, snaps off as Samantha comes back from the return to knock her off her feet with a TILT-A-WHIRL DDT! Samantha gets drilled but Christina doesn't go for the pin, opting instead for SMELL THE ROSES but barely gets a two count! It's at this point that we see a visibly angry Samantha hurl Christina off of her and roll to her feet!
She rushes in with a fake out Clothesline only to boot Christina in the gut, then hits DIVINE PUNISHMENT for a two count. She promptly follows up with THE FALL OF MAN and scoops Christina up for a Vertebreaker but Crystal Z rolls down her back and lands behind her, hitting a dropkick that nearly sends Hamilton through the ropes! With her SMC sisters cheering her on, Samantha shoves off the ropes to find that Christina has left the ring, trying to get a little breather. It's then that she finds herself surrounded by the SMC members, each looking eager to get a piece of her, but with a simple shout of, "SHE'S MINE" from Samantha in the ring, they back off.
Christina suddenly gets angry, as if feeling underestimated severely. She slides back into the ring and hops up just as Samantha closes the distance. She dives for the legs with a leg sweep, sending Samantha into the ropes. The Titaness shoves off with a Lumber Check, but misses as Christina rolls, hops onto the second rope and hits a springboard Tilt-A-Whirl Armdrag, sending Samantha rolling across the canvas and into a crouch. Christina runs in full steam ahead only for the Titaness to rise up, catching her with one palm to the chest and pancaking her flat to the mat! Christina rolls onto her knees, clutching at her back when Samantha rushes in with a second, even more brutal big boot to the back of the head. She pins Christina and gets the first Pinfall of the Night!
SCORE: HAMILTON 1:0
Christina had thrown a shoulder up one second too late and, even though her head was throbbing, she still argues with the referee, claiming he fast counted her. Samantha spins her around and suddenly took a chop to the throat! She's left coughing as Christina boots her in the gut and hits ROCK & ROLL Snap DDT! The shock and surprise alone nets her the 1-2-3, with her being THROWN off by Sam Ham violently on the third slap!
SCORE: TIE 1:1
The challenger seems more angered by how effortlessly one of her finishing moves just got brushed off, so when Samantha got to her feet, albeit with a hand to her head as she shook the cobwebs loose, she found herself rocked off her feet again! Christina hits the FLASHING LIGHTS kick, then climbs the rope and takes flight with the MEGABUSTER but Samantha rolls out of the way! Christina crashes and burns on the canvas, left holding her guts in pain. Samantha, sensing the end is near, motions for her finish and gathers Christina up into the Pedigree position, but Christina lifts up, tossing the woman up and over, depositing her soundly on the canvas! Samantha rolls with the impact and gets to her feet in time to catch Christina's kicking leg mid second Flashing Lights attempt. She shoves the foot away but Christina rolls with the shove, spinning it into a roundhouse kick to the temple that hurls Samantha into the ropes!
Christina then bolts for the ropes on the opposite end as Samantha shoves off and both come running full steam at each other. Christina catches Samantha in a rear waistlock, and hits a surprise Snap German Suplex pin on the Champion! The leverage works against Christina as she doesn't realize she's pinned her own shoulders to the mat with Samantha on top of her! 1-2-3!
FINAL SCORE: HAMILTON 2:1!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: SAMANTHA HAMILTON BY 2 OUT OF 3 PINFALLS AT 25 MINUTES & 14 SECONDS!
At first Christina thinks she's won, walking up to the referee presenting the belt but is, instead, passed right on by with the belt being handed to Samantha Hamilton. Christina throws a furious fit, declaring she pinned Hamilton by Suplex! After arguing with the referee, she turns and snatches the belt from the celebrating Hamilton, then blasts her with it! This prompts the entire SMC crew to enter the ring. Crystal drops the belt and rolls out of the ring with a pair of SMC Biker's hot on her tail while the rest check on Hamilton along with the referee.