Post by Melinda Rhodes on Jan 13, 2020 20:36:09 GMT -7
WESBANCO ARENA
WHEELER, WEST VIRGINA
1/13/2020
"Country Road" as covered by Melodicka Bros immediately gets a cheap pop out of the Wheeler, WV Crowd! The intro video package plays, a hand drawn and animated intro done in a similar style to the "WELCOME TO THE FUTURE - 2020" banner, showcasing different moments throughout all of SRW's 2019 run, from the battles between Ursula Von Rossbach and Zoey Madigan-Star, the rise of the Satsujin Triad and La Rebellion, The Rebel herself shit talking on the mic, the many battles between River Chance and Bianca Davis, The Mothers of Destruction doing what they do best, and the amazing run of Samantha Hamilton and the Riot Group. The struggles of the Zdunich clan.
The stage is made of alot of chrome and bright neon lights in a combination of amber, violet, red, and pink, circuit board patterns over a dark blue raised stage and ramp with banners representing CD Projekt Red's Cyberpunk 2077!
With an explosion of pyro out steps good ol' Jenny Beck, wearing a black leather "SAMURAI" Jacket with a glowing neon cyborg kabuki demon on the back along with glowing orange neon lines on her collar, bright red "CYBERPUNK" Tanktop, shredded tight blue jeans, a chain belt and choker, and knee high motorcycle boots.
Mike Spazz: Holy shit she's haaaawT!
Jenny brings the microphone to her lips.
Jenny: WHHHEEELLLLEEERRR, WEST VIIIIRRRGGGIN-I-AAAAAA!!!! WELCOME TO THE FFFUUUUTTTTUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEE!!!!!
*HUGE CHEAP POP!*
Jenny makes her way to the ring, slapping fan hands along the way. She slides into the ring with a roll and a fast rise to her feet, bobbing her head and swaying her hips.
Jenny: MAKE SOME NOISE!!! MIKE SPAZZ, JOE KOSS, DO YOUR THANG!!!
The stage is made of alot of chrome and bright neon lights in a combination of amber, violet, red, and pink, circuit board patterns over a dark blue raised stage and ramp with banners representing CD Projekt Red's Cyberpunk 2077!
With an explosion of pyro out steps good ol' Jenny Beck, wearing a black leather "SAMURAI" Jacket with a glowing neon cyborg kabuki demon on the back along with glowing orange neon lines on her collar, bright red "CYBERPUNK" Tanktop, shredded tight blue jeans, a chain belt and choker, and knee high motorcycle boots.
Mike Spazz: Holy shit she's haaaawT!
Jenny brings the microphone to her lips.
Jenny: WHHHEEELLLLEEERRR, WEST VIIIIRRRGGGIN-I-AAAAAA!!!! WELCOME TO THE FFFUUUUTTTTUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEE!!!!!
*HUGE CHEAP POP!*
Jenny makes her way to the ring, slapping fan hands along the way. She slides into the ring with a roll and a fast rise to her feet, bobbing her head and swaying her hips.
Jenny: MAKE SOME NOISE!!! MIKE SPAZZ, JOE KOSS, DO YOUR THANG!!!
We immediately cut to the Dynamic duo at their ringside seat, the announce table.
Mike Spazz: SUP BITCHES! SPAZZ-DADDY MIKE SPAZZ IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HIZ-OOOOUUUUSSSEE!!!
Joe Koss: Tonight is the first event, first pay per view, first everything for SRW in 2020! We're in the future now, Mikey! How're you liking it?
Spazz: It fucking SUCKS!
Koss: Now why do you say that?
Spazz: No flying cars or hot cyborg chicks to bang.... fuck man, I want a hot Nexus 6 bitch that would kill my enemies and totally fuck me to death every night!
Koss: You do realize that Nexus 6 Replicants from Blade Runner only live to be 4 or 5 years old right?
Spazz: .....wait what?
Koss: Yeah dude.
Spazz: That's fucked up! I take that back, just give the cyborg chicks then.
Koss: Tonight every single championship is on the line and our opening match is the New Age Battle Royale where three contenderships are on the line for the final three competitors still standing.
Spazz: Oh man it's going to be a cluster fuck of biblical proportions, lunchbox.
Koss: Yes sir and it's happening next!
Mike Spazz: SUP BITCHES! SPAZZ-DADDY MIKE SPAZZ IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HIZ-OOOOUUUUSSSEE!!!
Joe Koss: Tonight is the first event, first pay per view, first everything for SRW in 2020! We're in the future now, Mikey! How're you liking it?
Spazz: It fucking SUCKS!
Koss: Now why do you say that?
Spazz: No flying cars or hot cyborg chicks to bang.... fuck man, I want a hot Nexus 6 bitch that would kill my enemies and totally fuck me to death every night!
Koss: You do realize that Nexus 6 Replicants from Blade Runner only live to be 4 or 5 years old right?
Spazz: .....wait what?
Koss: Yeah dude.
Spazz: That's fucked up! I take that back, just give the cyborg chicks then.
Koss: Tonight every single championship is on the line and our opening match is the New Age Battle Royale where three contenderships are on the line for the final three competitors still standing.
Spazz: Oh man it's going to be a cluster fuck of biblical proportions, lunchbox.
Koss: Yes sir and it's happening next!
NEW AGE BATTLE ROYALE
Participants:
Cherry Deville, Tracy Dixon, Wendy House, Luciana Verdoza, Iphy Kopadi, Pet, Maja Lindstrom, Cappadonna, Nari Chang, Seleana Zdunich, Zenna Zdunich, Brittany Williams, Maria Salvatore, Psycho Maguire, Melissa Maye, Aurora Zambrotta, Andrea Hernandez, Chelsea Winston, June Song, Talia Areano, Moxie Gillette, Jennifer Williams, Halo, Jessica Jackson, Hannah Grant, Kate Steele, Katie Montes, Aura Everton, Dona Rotten
Participants:
Cherry Deville, Tracy Dixon, Wendy House, Luciana Verdoza, Iphy Kopadi, Pet, Maja Lindstrom, Cappadonna, Nari Chang, Seleana Zdunich, Zenna Zdunich, Brittany Williams, Maria Salvatore, Psycho Maguire, Melissa Maye, Aurora Zambrotta, Andrea Hernandez, Chelsea Winston, June Song, Talia Areano, Moxie Gillette, Jennifer Williams, Halo, Jessica Jackson, Hannah Grant, Kate Steele, Katie Montes, Aura Everton, Dona Rotten
It quickly becomes apparent that the teams are working together as Nari Chang, Cappadona, and June Song gang up on Tracy Dixon and Psycho! Maja Lindstrom engages in a technical exchange with Luciana Verdoza. The two go back and forth with hold after hold. A dropkick sends Luciana into the ropes and at that point Pet finally enters the ring to catch Luciana’s legs and hurl her over the ropes and out of the ring!
LUCIANA VERDOZA ELIMINATED!!!
Pet laughs brightly until a running clothesline from Andrea Hernandez sends her flipping over the ropes! Pet holds on, skinning the cat just barely while Kate Steele rushes in from behind on Andrea with a running facebuster! While Pet pulls herself up, Luciana Verdoza grabs her leg and yanks her off the apron to the floor!
PET ELIMINATED!!!!
Pet throws a tantrum and immediately turns to attack Luciana along with her harem. Back in the ring, Maria Salvatore rushes at Talia Areano with a hard knee and shoves her into the ropes! She rushes in at Talia, who drops down and shoulders her over the ropes and to the apron, holding onto the middle rope for dear life! While Talia started kicking and shoving Maria, trying to send her to the floor!
Tracy Dixon manages to scoop and hurl Psycho over the ropes, but Psycho’s feet don’t touch the floor as she lands on top of Pet, Luciana Verdoza, and her Harem! Her feet never touch the floor! She uses Pet’s back to leap up onto the barricade, walks the length of it, leaps onto steps, then vaults over the ropes and into the ring! Wendy House ducks a clothesline from Moxie Gillette only to eat the GEALTACHTA!
Aura Everton finds herself in an exchange with Jennifer Williams, the two trading shots back and forth but the MMA fighter gets a solid jumping knee to the chin. Cherry Deville rushes in from behind and hits her with a German Suplex! As she hops up, she finds herself taken down by Halo with THE BLACK 13!!!! She hops up in time to be hit with a solid Spinning Back Heel Kick from Cappadonna! Capadonna turns and immediately finds herself the victim of a springboard Hurricanrana delivered by B-Brat Williams!!!! She’s promptly clotheslined off her feet moments later by Nari Chang!!!
Tracy Dixon ends up full bodying Nari Chang with a running avalanche, sending her flailing into the ropes! She then rushes in and clotheslines Nari over the ropes and straight to the floor!
NARI CHANG ELIMINATED!!!!
Tracy roars only to find herself taken by each leg by Seleana and Zenna Zdunich and hefted off her feet! Tracy grips the ropes, shaking her head and screaming, “NONONONONONONO!”Just as they get her over the ropes, Dona Rotten rushes in and takes both Zdunich’s by each leg and all three women get eliminated together!
TRACY DIXON, ZENNA ZDUNICH, & SELEANA ZDUNICH ELIMINATED!!!
Meanwhile Katie Montes makes a big splash gut kicking Cherry Deville in the middle of an exchange and then hitting a RUNNING CURBSTOMP! She then turns and makes a beeline for the nearest target, Melissa Maye, driving her into the ropes with a wild assault of European Uppercuts, chops, and a discus forearm! Chelsea Winston catches her off guard with some BAGPIPE BOWLING, taking her legs right out from under her!
Chelsea ducks a spinning back kick from June Song and hitting a kick to the gut and THE FLYING SCOTSGIRL takes June Song down!!! Chelsea gets to her feet only to be taken down by Wendy House’s SNAP DOLLY’S NECK submission hold in the middle of the ring! Wendy screams for her to tap over and over, not realizing that this is a top rope elimination match. So Chelsea, naturally taps and Wendy gets up, screaming her victory only to be caught by Maja from behind, ran to the ropes and hurled out of the ring!
WENDY HOUSE ELIMINATED!!!!
On the ropes, Jessica Jackson and Aurora Zombrotta are both fighting back elimination from Andrea Hernandez and Jennifer Williams perspectively. Cappadonna takes advantage, moves in behind Andrea and Aurora and flips her and Jessica Jackson over the ropes, both women gripping the ropes to save themselves. The two start kicking at each other. She tries to do the same with Aurora, but gets an elbow in the face. Aurora drops Jessica down and turns all her attention on the Satsujin Triad member, knuckling her stunned foe over!
Across from them, Talia Areano sets up a worn down Jessica Jackson for a SLICE OF HEAV-NO! Jessica reverses and hits THE PRINCESS PLUNGE on Talia!!! Before she can capitalize on it however, she’s caught off guard by Hanna Grant hitting a boot to the gut and BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!!! As Hannah hops up she’s caught by June Song’s SEOUL EDGE! As everyone is throwing fists, we suddenly see Melissa Maye hit THE CRESCENDO on Cherry Deville, sending her over the ropes! At the same time, Moxie Gillette sends Iphy Kopadi flying over the ropes with the ALAKAZAM KICK!!!!
CHERRY DEVILLE AND IPHY KOPADI ELIMINATED!!!!
Aurora Zambrotta, meanwhile, is in danger of being eliminated again as Halo and B-Brat are working hard to toss her over the ropes. She has her arms locked while using every ounce of her weight to fight the two trying to toss her over! Andrea Hernandez found herself in a similar boat as both remaining members of the Satsujin Traid are trying to toss her out of the ring as well! Maja Lindstrom rushes in and grabs one of them, hitting a steep Backdrop Suplex on Cappadonna! She hops up to her feet and turns her attention to June Song, hitting her with chops and forearm strikes, then hits THUNDERSTRUCK, twisting around to send her over the ropes for an elimination!
CAPPADONNA ELIMINATED!!!
Maja uses the ropes to pull herself up only to be surprised by Andrea Hernandez hitting a BUSAIKU KNEE and eliminating the very woman who just saved her from elimination! The crowd almost drowns out Mike Spazz’s scream of “NO! NOT MY SWEDE-REOLE!!!!”
MAJA LINDSTROM ELIMINATED!!!
Aurora kicks B-Brat off of her then hits Halo with THE SAMMARINESE WRECKING BALL! B-Brat rushes in with a hard series of forearm shots, only for Aurora to headbutt her violently, then power lifting her up over her head and lifts her foe over her head. She then tosses B-Brat out of the ring, Military Press style!
BRITTANY WILLIAMS ELIMINATED!!!!
For her efforts, Aurora got rewarded with a Yakuza Kick from June Song! At that moment, Maria Salvatore winds up flying over the ropes to the floor in the middle of a mass brawl on the ropes between Hannah Grant, Aura Everton, Chelsea Winston, Talia Areano, and Kate Steele! No one is sure who eliminated her….
MARIA SALVATORE ELIMINATED!!!
Aura hits THE LAST CALL on Kate Steele! Hannah Grant manages to take down Talia Areano with a snap suplex. Meanwhile Psycho Maguire has been involved in a back and forth brawl with Dona Rotten in the far corner. Psycho drives her back into the corner, driving knees and forearm shots into her torso and face! A surprise TOXICOSIS from Dona snaps Psycho’s head back and with a rousing cry of, “My turn!” the face painted monster turn the tide on Psycho Maguire. After a few solid shots, she turns and hurls Psycho over the ropes with THE PUNK PLEX!
PSYCHO MAGUIRE ELIMINATED!!!!
Hannah Grant is on the receiving end of a solid mixed striker offense from Aura Everton, getting driven back into the ropes with kicks, knees, forearms, and elbow strikes. Andrea Hernandez is engaged in a technical exchange with Talia Areano. At that moment Katie Montes sends Melissa Maye flying over the ropes with a springboard dropkick in the corner!
MELISSA MAYE ELIMINATED!!!!
Aurora Z is once again ganged up on, this time by Halo, Andrea Hernandez, and Jessica Jackson, all three driving her into the ropes until a vicious headbutt drops Halo momentarily, she clotheslines Andrea off her feet, then shoves Jessica back, only for Jessica to fire back with a SUPERKICK!!! Aurora flips over the ropes and finds herself hanging by one arm trapped in twisted ropes, legs dangling off the edge! Jessica meanwhile finds herself brawling with Aura Everton shortly after! Andrea Hernandez moves in, trying to free the limp and stunned Aurora’s arm from the ropes and it’s at that moment that Moxie Gillette moves in from behind and tosses Andrea out to the floor!!!
ANDREA HERNANDEZ ELIMINATED!!!!
At that moment, Halo catches her from behind and hits a Full Nelson Suplex that sends Moxie flying into the back of Chelsea Winston, which sends her fumbling into the ropes! This opens her up to elimination by Jennifer Williams with a SPLIT STEP-UP ENZIGURI KICK!!!
CHELSEA WINSTON ELIMINATED!!!
Meanwhile the last remaining Satsujin Triad member, June Song is under attack from Hannah Grant, Katie Montes, and Talia Areano. It would be Talia with THE ARGENTINA EXPRESS that sends June Song over the rope!
JUNE SONG ELIMINATED!!!!
At the same time, Aurora Zambrotta gets free of the rope and before she can get back in the ring, she gets eliminated by being pulled off the apron and to the floor by Andrea Hernandez from the outside out of spite!!
AURORA ZAMBROTTA ELIMINATED!!!
With several people engaged in brawls against the ropes, Kate Steele manages to get to her feet and sees several targets of opportunity; Halo has Jennifer Williams in mid lift arms locked in the ropes to avoid elimination, Talia Areano and Moxie Gillette tied up against the ropes, Dona Rotten working over Hannah Grant in the corner, Jessicka Jackson trying to throw Katie Montes over the ropes… Kate, thinking fast, rushes in at Talia Areana and Moxie, flipping them both over the ropes! Then runs across the ring, ducking down and taking Halo out with a leg lift over the ropes along with Jennifer Williams!
TALIA AREANO, MOXIE GILLETTE, HALO, AND JENNIFER WILLIAMS ELIMINATED!!!
Kate Steel continues her rampage rushing at Aura Everton and Aura turns at the last second with a leaping knee, showing incredible ring awareness as Kate drops with a skid at her feet! Jessica Jackson takes advantage of that distraction, wrapping her arms around Aura’s waist and snapping a fast German Suplex!!!
As soon as Jessica hops to her feet, Hannah Grant sends her flying back into the ropes with a running shoulder ram! She lays into her with several knees, kicks, and strikes, Katie Montes, however, manages to save Jessica from elimination via the SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK! To Hannah’s head!! Or so we thought…. Before Jessica can fall, Katie hits a spinning back kick that sends her flipping over the ropes! Jessica skins the cat while Katie Montes turns her attention to a recovering Dona Rotten, who had been snockered by Hannah Grant moments before.
As Aura gets to her feet, she finds herself the first convenient target of slingshot Headscissor takedown from Jessica Jackson! A freshly recovered Kate Steel ends up hitting a running knee to Jessica’s gut after the fact, then tosses her over the ropes for yet another Elimination!!!
JESSICA JACKSON ELIMINATED!!!
Kate Steele then rushes in behind Hannah Grant with clubbing forearm blows before she can get to Dona Rotten and then with sends her flying over the nearby ropes as well!!
HANNAH GRANT ELIMINATED!!!!
Kate Steele then runs at Dona Rotten and goes for a Tilt-A-Whirl but is reversed into a slam by Dona straight to the canvas! She then sees Aura Everton coming up at her and answers with THE CHAINSAW KICK!!! Then turns and sees Katie Montes rushing at her with a flying leap! A rolling sobat kick takes her down in mid flight, dropping her right to the canvas! She then has Kate Steele on her back, locking on a sleeper and Dona stumbles around, flailing to try and get Kate off her back! The two stumble into the ropes, struggling as Dona tries to throw Kate Steele over her shoulder to the outside, but can’t quite manage it!
Suddenly Katie Montes rushes in, catches Dona by the legs and flings both her and Kate Steele over the ropes! Dona skins the cat but Kate loses her grip and hits the floor while Dona hangs by the ropes!
KATE STEELE ELIMINATED!!!
Outside the ring, Kate Steele loses her mind in rage while Dona rolls back into the ring. Aura Everton immediately finds herself brawling with Katie Montes and Dona moves in behind them. They’re both so absorbed that Aura Everton only has seconds to react as she’s taken from behind and PUNK PLEXED OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
AURA EVERTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! -CONQUEST NO.1 CONTENDER
And then there were two. Both circle in the worker’s walk, clearly tired and worn down from a long and grueling match. The two lock up and immediately Dona clearly showcases a strength advantage, though Katie is fighting back, making each step backwards a struggle. Katie suddenly side steps, twisting Dona into a wrist lock. Dona flips forward and pulls Katie into a shortarm clothesline, but Katie ducks and slips behind her, going for a waistlock but Dona back elbows, spins around and hits THE GREEN MIST IN KATIE’S FACE!!! The distraction sets her up for Dona to toss her over the ropes, but Katie catches the ropes and pulls herself up onto the apron. Dona hops back and bursts forth, flying through the ropes to spear Katie but Katie side steps!!!! Dona’s eyes go wide as she goes straight to the floor!!!
DONA ROTTEN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! -COASTAL EMPIRE NO.1 CONTENDER
WINNER AND QUEEN OF THE SOUTH NO.1 CONTENDER – KATIE MONTES AT 32 MINUTES AND 13 SECONDS
Spazz: HOLY BALLS!!!! KATIE MONTES GOT IT!!!! NO FUCKING WAY!!!
Koss: Yes fucking way. The competition was fierce and nobody saw this outcome! This was perhaps one of the most random matches I've ever witnessed!
Spazz: It was insane in the membrane and everybody left in shitloads of absolute pain!
Koss: After a word from our sponsor, Cyberpunk 2077 creator, CD Projekt Red, the first of many championships will be on the line! Juliet Black looks to reclaim her Hardcore Championship against Malaya Diyosa and the Satsujin Triad next!
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK VS MALAYA DIYOSA (C)
JULIET BLACK VS MALAYA DIYOSA (C)
NEON TUBE DEATH MATCH
Written by ZMS
Written by ZMS
The two women stare at one another briefly at the bell before both bolt from the ring, heading for one of the many mini-troves of glowing weaponry set out beforehand. Juliet Black snatches up an old-school OPEN sign, gripping it with both hands as Malaya Diyosa comes up with a coffee light that looks like it’d been swiped from Starbucks the night before. Then starts a short game of chicken to see who will take the first swing. Urged on by her Triad cohorts, Malaya takes the first swing, missing and allowing Black to boot her in the midsection. From there, she smashes the OPEN sign a few times against Diyosa’s back, leaving shallow cuts on the Triad member’s back. Dropped to her hands and knees, Diyosa quickly scrambles away when Juliet comes in for a curb stomp; had she not, she’d have gone face-first into that coffee sign! Outside the ring, Malaya looks for cover behind her cohorts, but the idea of that gets tossed when Juliet picks up a bundle of light tubes, wheeling back with them like an all-star at a home run derby! They scatter when Black swings, and that missed swipe lets Malaya come in with a light tube of her own, whacking it to pieces across Black’s midsection! Doubled over, Black has her weapon stolen from her, yet raises her arms in time to catch those of Diyosa before she can bring the quad-banded weapon of doom down over the back of her skull! They struggle for control of it until June Song attacks from behind, clipping Black and allowing Diyosa to wrench free and shatter the tubes over the head of Juliet!
Cappadonna and Nari Chang roll Juliet back into the ring as Malaya seeks more plunder, coming up with what looks like a war hammer made of various shapes of light tubes and bulbs banded together. She holds the weapon up and, inexplicably, it lights up! Bleeding from her head, Juliet throws her head back, tossing her bloody hair over her shoulder, and sees what’s coming. She spears Malaya to the mat and the light hammer goes spinning away. Mounting the champion, Black batters her with straight right hands, screaming at her with every blow. Diyosa wriggles free and grabs one of Juliet’s arms, trying to wrap her into an armbar. Juliet, however, grabs Diyosa by the hair and bounces her head off the mat until she lets go! Grabbing the light hammer, she brings it up but has it snatched out of her grip by Cappadonna on the outside! Nari chooses that moment to make a grab for Juliet, but Black sees it coming and stomps viciously on Chang’s fingers! Malaya rolls up the distracted Black, but only gets a two-count. A running football kick to the chest only earns another two-count, frustrating the champion. She goes to undo one of the turnbuckle pads while Juliet regains her feet, sliding from the ring and going to her own stash of goodies! June tries to head her off with a charge but Juliet sends her into the first row over the barricade, then superkicks her when she stands back up, leaving Song in the lap of a few ringside fans!
It isn’t exactly a light… but Black does come up with an electronic marquee sign! Yanking the cord out of it, she stalks around the ring as Malaya, trying to sneak up on her, grabs the light hammer from Cappadonna! A shot to the back makes Juliet, who had been after Nari, drop the sign and Malaya yells for the others to join her, with Cappadonna picking up the dropped sign. She swings for the fences and almost nails Nari when Juliet ducks, tackling a screeching Malaya to the floor! The light hammer again goes spinning away while June, heaving herself over the barricade, starts to slowly drag a table from beneath the ring. Nari is soon helping her as Cappadonna attacks Juliet to buy Diyosa some time. As the fans watch, Nari and June start breaking lights and scattering the remnants atop the table as Juliet fights off the two-pronged assault, rolling back into the ring. Cappadonna and Malaya follow but Black manipulates them into colliding with one another. Cappadonna reverses an Irish whip, almost putting Black into the exposed buckle, but she stops herself and grabs the ropes, leaping and landing behind Cappadonna, grabbing the woman’s shoulders en route and delivering a backcracker!
Diyosa still grabs Black from behind, though, hitting a trio of rolling German suplexes. Juliet comes up to her feet quickly, but shakily, and grabs Malaya by the head, intending to send her into the exposed buckle! Cappadonna trips her at the last moment, though, sending Black face-first into the exposed steel! A shout from outside the ring from Nari signals her compatriots and Cappadonna helps Diyosa pick Black up. Dragging her to the ropes, they work in tandem to heave Black over the top… right onto the table covered with broken glass! The table practically explodes from the impact and Black is left writhing on the floor as Nari and June cheer on the rest of the Triad! Cappadonna joins her sisters in rolling a bloody and battered Black into the ring for Malaya to pin… but the pin only reaches two-and-a-half, leaving the whole of the Triad apoplectic! Malaya demands the light hammer as Nari, June and Cappadonna arm themselves as well. Yelling for another table, Malaya grinds her knee into the back of Juliet as she’s draped over the ropes, giving the rest of the Triad time to set up the furniture. Cappadonna has the marquee sign again while June and Nari pick up, respectively, a bag of light bulbs and two separate light tubes wielded like swords… literally painted blue and red like lightsabers. Juliet, rolling out of the ring, seeks to get beneath the ring but Cappadonna stops that with a swing of the sign, rolling her back into the ring, bloody and bruised from the four-on-one onslaught.
Another shot to the face with the sign seems to put Black out and she’s rolled onto the table with Nari and June ready to strike. Malaya waves them off, though, backing up onto the top rope with the hammer raised up high. Juliet’s hand moves slightly and all of a sudden the lights go out! They’re off for several moments until inexplicably they fire back up, showing the Triad struggling with one another, the table overturned and Malaya outside the ring, looking around wildly! Juliet is nowhere to be seen at first… until she comes up behind Cappadonna and low-blows her, stealing the marquee sign! Moments later, the sign is smashed into the face of the Triad member, busting her up and knocking her out! June comes in swinging with her bag of bulbs but Black rams the marquee into her midsection, snatches the sack, and wallops Song with it! Two more hits seem to break most of the bulbs, but the jagged glass is just fine for smashing Chang as well, breaking through her colored light tubes and sending her into Song and out of the ring! Malaya rolls in, driving a knee into the back of Black, but she turns herself as she falls, rebounding off the ropes and taking the legs from under Diyosa, landing the SKULL FUCK on the champion! Rolling her onto the table, Black snatches up the light hammer and drapes it across the body of Diyosa, coming off the top with a big splash that puts the tubes through Diyosa and Diyosa through the table… getting Black the three-count and the title!
WINNER: JULIET BLACK BY PINFALL AT 22 MINUTES & 14 SECONDS!
Koss: JULIET BLACK HAS DEFIED ALL ODDS TONIGHT!!
Spazz: She kicked every ounce of ass that was offered up in the ring and is quickly back peddling out with that championship!
Koss: The Satsujin Triad has learned a very powerful lesson here tonight!
Spazz: Don't fuck with Juliet Black or she'll skull fuck you to death in the middle of the ring sucka' dawg!!!
Koss: In-farrreeaking-deed!
CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
RIVER CHANCE VS BIANCA DAVIS (C)*
*Represented by Bruiser Betty Badford
Written by ZMS
RIVER CHANCE VS BIANCA DAVIS (C)*
*Represented by Bruiser Betty Badford
Written by ZMS
As has been standard of late, the “injured” Bianca Davis sends in Bruiser Betty Bradford, though she does so rather hastily with the arrival of Ursula Von Rossbach as the special referee! This causes a bit of concern where Betty is concerned, too. River, not perturbed by this, charges Bradford and starts laying in clubbing shots in the corner the moment the bell rings! Betty is covering up in the corner as UVR counts, with Bianca getting up on the apron to distract Chance, who takes a swipe at her. Davis drops down to the floor, screeching threats until a glower from UVR stops her short. The misdirection works however and Bradford yanks River to the mat and looks to stomp a hole in her face. River rolls away quickly, leaving the ring under the bottom rope and chasing Davis around the ring! The blonde bolts, naturally, and Betty rolls out of the ring on the other side, looking to trap her opponent… only for River to spear the piss out of her, fully expecting Bradford’s attempted sneak attack! Knocking the bigger woman to the floor, River drags her back into the ring at the count of four as Davis stomps and shouts on the outside!
River goes for the pin once she’s in the ring but Betty throws her off at once. The count of one is hardly a deterrent. Months of frustration and sneak attacks have made River even more determined… and she puts the boots to Betty mercilessly, even pushing UVR’s count towards four while grinding her soles against the face of Bradford! A big leg drop and another pin attempt follows, this one getting to two and leaving Bianca frothing in fury on the outside! River smirks at her, pulling Betty up by the hair of her head and bouncing her face off the canvas a few times while clearly yelling back at Davis that “you get what you pay for!” Kicking the steps in frustration, Bianca looks ready to roll into the ring and give River what she has coming but UVR, watching closely, folds her arms and shakes her head! Betty uses this moment to low-blow River, heaving the smaller woman up on her shoulders and deliver a Samoan drop that buys the powerhouse a little time to recuperate!
Mounting River after a near-fall of her own, one that leaves her glaring at UVR momentarily, Betty pounds on her with both hands not unlike a gorilla trying to crack open a coconut. When Ursula’s count reaches four, she grabs Betty by the arm and pulls her back, not letting things end in a disqualification. Incensed, Betty gets in Ursula’s face but the referee is stone cold, not turning back. Pointing a threatening finger, Betty goes back to River, grabbing her by the throat and heaving her into the corner, following with a splash that JUST misses! River hits a splash of her own, driving Betty chest-first into the buckle, but her second charge gets her elbowed in the jaw and Betty bull-rushes her, driving her to the mat once again! A chokeslam follows and another pin attempt… with it only reaching two yet again. Pounding on the mat, Betty yells defiantly at a stone-faced UVR and finds herself cradled mere moments later, coming within half a count of being beaten! Bradford comes up in a tizzy and River is right there to drive a big boot, then another, into the mush of Bianca’s hired help!
But Betty doesn’t go down! A running clothesline staggers her as well, yet Chance can’t quite take the beast of a woman off her feet! She backs up onto the second rope and delivers a double axe-handle, but Bradford still stands, headbutting River in the face and pulling her into a bear hug! She squeezes and whips River about, trying to shake the life out of her, with River having to resort to boxing the ears AND biting Betty on the nose to get free! Holding her face, Betty is stunned long enough for River to finally bring her down, this time with a spear, but the count still only goes to two! Chance, back on her feet, backs toward the ropes, locking in on Betty who’s slow to get up despite her strong kick-out. About to charge, Bianca takes advantage of a brief distraction of UVR on Betty’s part to grab River by the leg! Shaking loose, River kicks the ropes to back Davis off, letting Bradford toss her with a big release German! Going for the pin, Betty is left gawking as the count once again ends just short of three!
Getting up and into the face of UVR, Betty accuses her of a slow count but UVR shakes her head and shows Bradford two fingers! Finally having had enough of what she considers biased officiating, Betty shoves UVR with all her might… but only gets backed up herself when Ursula doesn’t move! Looking at her chest, then at Bradford, UVR hauls off and nails Bradford with a Great Slap, knocking the beast to the mat! Davis is fuming so much that she forgets her fear, getting up on the apron and screeching at Von Rossbach while River, shaking off the effects of Betty’s assault, gets to her feet. Betty whips her hard into the corner and charges in a blind rage. River steps forward just a little as Betty delivers a leaping splash, briefly catching the powerful woman and driving her down with a modified POMMEL STRIKE! UVR, feeling the impact, turns from the yelling Bianca as River makes the pin… and keeps Bradford down for three!
WINNER AND NEW CONQUEST CHAMPION: RIVER CHANCE BY PINFALL AT 14 MINUTES & 12 SECONDS!
Spazz: Woah Fuck yeah!
Koss: River Chance has finally gotten her payback on Bianca Davis and due to the stipulation applied by Melinda Rhodes weeks ago after Bianca mouthed off on twitter one too many times, Bianca cannot challenge for the Conquest championship as long as River holds on to that belt!
Spazz: Oh and did you see her chewing the big gal out post match?
Koss: I've never seen such a muscular woman reduced to tears in my life.
Spazz: Bruiser Betty more like Bitch Betty!
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
URSULA VON ROSSBACH VS LYRA DONOVAN (C)
NEON LADDER MATCH
URSULA VON ROSSBACH VS LYRA DONOVAN (C)
NEON LADDER MATCH
Lyra wasted no time when the bell rang to lay into her larger, more massive opponent with an onslaught of furious strikes, kicks, and knees, but she makes one fatal mistake with a jumping headbutt that leaves her more stunned than Ursula. This prompts Ursula to fire a BIONIC HEADBUTT that rocks Lyra right off her feet! Ursula gathers her stunned foe up and hurls Lyra into the nearest corner, then promptly hits a running clothesline that sends her down for a seat in the corner!
Taking her by the arm, Ursula pulls Lyra up and straight into a knee to the gut, hooking the arm and hip tossing her across the ring with only one arm! Lyra lands with a skid on the canvas, but sits up and rolls onto one knee, a hand to her gut as she stares hard at the fast walking human train coming at her. Lyra hops to her feet and backs up, circling around as Ursula closes the distance, making her walk that little bit extra before suddenly leaping at her with THE WOLF FANG KICK but URSULA CATCHES THE BOOT! Thinking fast, Lyra spins and pivots off her standing foot and catches Ursula with a solid snap Enziguri kick!! UVR finds herself rocked back by one foot, her head snapped to one side. Lyra follows up with a sweeping kick that takes the big woman off her feet! Ursula back rolls to one knee just in time to catch a face full of BRAINDEAD KNEE!! Ursula's head snaps back and she falls flat on her back!
Ursula promptly sits up only for Lyra to quickly follow up with a low orbit dropkick to keep her down! This is followed by a springboard senton splash! She promptly rolls out of the ring to gather up a colorfully neon lit ladder. She sees Ursula already back on her feet and decides to toss the ladder up at the big woman who actually catches it! Before she can toss it down, Lyra is on the apron and slingshotting both feet into the ladder, driving it into Ursula's chest and sending her staggering back! Lyra gets to her feet only for Ursula to rush at her with speed that catches her off guard, slamming the ladder into her foe with enough force to send the Ascendant Champion flying back into the ropes and through them to the floor!
Tossing the ladder aside, Ursula watches as the champion gets to her feet, then takes a few steps back only to suddenly burst forward and in a move that surprises everyone, especially Lyra Donovan, she leaps over the top and soars through the air with Tope Suicida splash! Ursula gets to her feet, gathering Lyra up and, with a running start, slams her spine first into a ring post! She repeats the process again and again, slamming her back into the post before finally turning and drilling Lyra to the floor with a brutal spinebuster!!!
She leaves Lyra in a heap on the floor, turning back to the ring where she slides in and sets up the glowing neon ladder. Seeing Lyra still down, UVR climbs the ladder with ease, getting to the top and proceeding to work the latch. However, before she can get too far, something stops her. A pair of arms around her waist followed by a loud roar of effort as Lyra Donovan had ran up the ladder to German Suplex the big woman off the top and straight down to the canvas with an explosive impact!
Ursula lays flat backed on the mat, seemingly stunned while Lyra takes a moment to recover. Slowly she gets to her feet and then climbs the neon-laden, multi-colored ladder to the very top. With teeth grit with determination, she starts working that seemingly stuck latch, trying to get the belt off and having the hardest time in the world. Suddenly she feels the pull of gravity as the ladder sways out from under her! Ursula hits the GREAT KICK on the ladder, leaving Lyra dangling in the air held aloft by the belt! She hits a double foot kick off of Ursula that sends her swinging back, but as she tries again on the return, Ursula catches her legs, slipping her head between those thighs, wrenching Lyra off the belt and hitting a running Buckle Bomb. Lyra hits the turnbuckles so hard she bounces and falls flat on her stomach upon impact!
Ursula then lifts Lyra up by her neck and up onto the nearest turnbuckle. There's a struggle as Ursula joins her, the two having a short lived brawl on the top turnpost as Ursula cracks her with yet another headbutt, then grips her throat, leaps back with a twist and spin and brutally slams Lyra to the canvas with a violent chokeslam off the top rope!!
Leaving her crumbled on the mat, Ursula once again climbs up the ladder, making sure to keep herself facing the champion so she can keep an eye on her as she worked. After a few seconds of struggling with this seemingly dastardly lock, Ursula realizes that Lyra is no longer in front of the ladder and seemingly lifeless but now rocking it with her at the top. Ursula kicks at her but it's too little too late as Lyra Donovan lifts the ladder's front legs with a mighty roar and sends Ursula careening out of the ring to the floor below in a heap of her own! The ladder lands folded against the ropes.
Instead of picking the ladder back up, Lyra backs up into the far ropes with an evil gleam in her eye. Sizing up a rising Ursula, she runs the length of the ring, up the ladder, leaps, twists with a corkscrew and drives herself full bore into Ursula with a Moonsault finish! Ursula catches her on one shoulder with a bit of a stumble, Lyra's eyes going wide as Ursula turns and runs straight for the Spanish Announce table, power slamming Lyra right through it with a wicked crackling crunch!
Ursula rises up with arms outstretched, standing over Lyra's motionless body. She then gets back in the ring and sets up the ladder once more. The Lady Terminator climbs, albeit a bit slower now. She reaches up, pulling on the belt. We see Lyra crawling over the apron suddenly and pulling herself up the ladder bit by bit. Lyra reaches the top once more, a bit of blood running down the side of her face and a wild look in her eye. She hauls off and slugs Ursula. Ursula returns the favor. The two brawl at a fever pitch on top of the ladder, Lyra somehow taking each of those heavy fists better than nearly anyone else ever has and her fists seem to land harder than many have against UVR.
One of her shots nearly rocks Ursula off the ladder, the big woman gripping the top to remain on. Lyra hits her again and again, until suddenly Ursula blocks the shot and then hits a violent lariat that rocks her right off the ladder!!! Lyra lands with a solid thump and Ursula, after shaking her head, starts pulling on the belt. Lyra, meanwhile, rolls onto all fours, panting hard and gripping the ladder. She glares up at Ursula and then with all her strength, pushes the ladder over and Ursula, thinking fast, hooks one arm in the belt while her free hand continues to work the latch, her massive frame dangling over the ring!
Lyra leaps onto her and climbs up Ursula's body, battering away at a practically defenseless UVR. Seeing Ursula almost done, Lyra reaches up, grabbing onto the belt as suddenly the latch pops, both women plummeting down to the ring and landing in a heap. After a few seconds the belt is hoisted up into the air by a heavily muscled arm..... Ursula Von Rossbach holds the belt. Ursula Von Rossbach has won!
WINNER AND NEW ASCENDANT CHAMPION: URSULA VON ROSSBACH AT 21 MINUTES & 13 SECONDS!
Koss: That was BUUUURUTAL!
Spazz: Not as brutal as Juliet Black on the Triad earlier, but yeah the two were throwing knuckle fuck bombs at each other and I have to say, last time I saw anyone push Ursula that hard, it was Zoey-Fuckin'-Star son!
Koss: Indeed! Lyra Donovan gave it her all, but Ursula's desire was not going to be denied this night! She is the new Ascendant Champion!
Spazz: Wonder if she feels like it's a demotion?
Koss: Truth be told, if Ursula has her way, she'll elevate that title to the point where it'll be on par with the Queen of the South Championship. Mark my words.
SOUTHERN CROSS TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
SMC RIOT GROUP VS LA REBELLION (C)
TORNADO TAG MATCH
SMC RIOT GROUP VS LA REBELLION (C)
TORNADO TAG MATCH
Written by Alex
The bell sounds and both teams charge each other, Silencia and Bullet pairing off while Torbellina pairs off with Bandit. Fists start flying and the crowd explodes watching all four women just trading away with reckless abandon. La Rebelion hits first, the Maidens fire back, Rebelion, Maidens, Rebelion, Maidens, Rebelion, Maidens, Rebelion, Maidens, Rebelion, Maidens, Rebelion, Maidens, Rebelion, Maidens, Rebelion, Maidens, Rebelion, Maidens, Rebelion, Maidens! As Bullet and Bandit rear back, Silencia and Torbellina duck and run for the ropes. Bullet and Bandit turn to face the rebounding Rebelion members. Torbelllina leaps into a crossbody and catches Bandit dead center while Bullet cracks Silencia with a forearm smash out of midair on her matching crossbody attempt. Torbellina covers Bandit.Bandit kicks out.
Bullet covers Silencia.
Silencia kicks out.
Torbellina kicks Bandit to send her to the edge of the ring and then runs across the ring, rebounding again and coming back with a baseball slide to send Bandit to the floor. Torbellina runs across the ring again, bounces off the ropes and comes back for a tope con hilo that turns into a swanton bomb on Bandit on the floor.
“HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
Bullet grabs Silencia’s arm and starts to set for an armbar but Silencia kicks wildly to try and get free, cracking Bullet in the face. Bullet loses her grip and Silencia rakes at her eyes. Bullet falls back against the ropes and Silencia gives her a head butt to the mdisection. Bullet starts to tumble through the ropes and Silencia gives her an elbow shot that draws blood and sends her falling to the floor. Torbellina drags Bandit back up and throws her into the ring. Silencia meets Bandit coming in and cracks her in the mouth. Torbellina climbs to the top and leaps off for the Sangre Por Sangre corkscrew shooting star press onto Bandit.
Bandit gets a shoulder up.
La Rebelion starts to put the boots to Bandit, drawing blood from her as well. Bullet slides back into the ring and knocks both La Rebelion members down with clotheslines. Toprbellina starts up and Bullet punches her in the mouth. Tornbellina staggers back to the ropes and Bullet gives her the Sweating Bullets flurry, punching her repeatedly, finishing with a big hook that knocks her through the ropes and draws blood in the process. Silencia gets up and Bullet gives her another Sweating Bullets flurry that also sends her to the floor in the same manner as her partner. Bandit gets to her feet, climbs to the top and leaps off onto La Reblion with a shooting star plancha.
“HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
The battered and bloodied Bandit drags the bloody Torbellina up and throws her into the ring. The equally bloody Silencia grabs a full plastic bottle from the crowd and hits Bandit in the back of the head with it. The blood-soaked Bullet moves in on Torbellina and Silencia grabs a glass of beer from another fan. As Bullet and Torbellina go at it, Torbellina rakes at Bullet’s eyes, the referee backs Torbellina off to admonish her for the infraction. Bullet goes to the ropes, grasping at her eyes. Just as she opens them, Silencia throws the beer into Bullet’s eyes. Bullet staggers back, her eyes burning and Torbellina runs over, rolling Bullet up for an O’Connor roll.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!!
WINNER AND STILL SOUTHERN CROSS CHAMPIONS: LA REBELLION BY PINFALL AT 12 MINUTES & 33 SECONDS!
Spazz: Dirty fucking pool dawg! I LOVE IT!!!
Koss: You would!
Spazz: Hey, you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'!
Koss: And how quickly La Rebellion beat feet out of the ring when the entire combined forces of the Riot Group stormed the ring to get at them. It looks like La Torbellina and Silencia are going to start off the New Year with a bang!
COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRISTINA ZDUNICH VS SAMANTHA HAMILTON (C)
CHRISTINA ZDUNICH VS SAMANTHA HAMILTON (C)
CHROME CAGE MATCH
Written by UVR
The bell tolls within the confines of the Chrome cage, lights gleaming off of it in a way that give the match almost an ethereal look in the high resolution cameras at first. Christina wastes no time, bolting for the champion that she felt had been insulting her for weeks on end, catching her off her guard with a series of wild yet coordinated blows driving Hamilton back! She promptly takes Hamilton by the arm and whips her across the ring, but Hamilton instead catches the wrist and pulls her into a short-arm clothesline.
The two battle back and forth, trading blow for blow and hold for hold, but never gaining much of a lasting advantage on one another. The end result of this exchange sees an advantage had as Zdunich applies a well placed Flashing Lights kick, followed by a Tilt-a-whirl DDT that does not keep the Titaness down very long.
Once more, the two warriors battle on with Christina maintaining the edge for some time with a variety of hit and run tactics, fast leverage throws, and even a fast springboard hurricanrana and pin that once again, only garners a two count! The two fight hard against one another, but the superior strength and endurance forces Christina to push harder, but a mistake would land her on the shoulders in the electric chair position. The Zdunich clan matriarch would spin around on Samantha's shoulders for a mysteriorana, but as she bends back, The Titaness straightens completely, hooking her arms around those legs and then flipping her on her shoulders to execute the Wrath of Zeus. With Christina left splayed upon the canvas, Samantha starts to make her climb to the top.
It is a slow climb on the slick, chrome bars, showing the real treachery of the match as Samantha has to expend more effort and grip strength to keep from falling off. This allows Christina precious time to recover and after a moment, she notices the champion is nearly at the top of the cage. Thinking fast she climbs up after her, gripping her legs and pulling her into an electric chair drop from off the cage wall! Christina then unleashes the fury of her Smell the Roses maneuver, executing a hand spring flip onto her prone form! Ignoring the instinct to hook the leg, Christina then makes her way quickly to the cage wall and starts to climb, running into similar difficulties that Samantha had before, only without the added muscle mass and weight to slow her ascent.
Samantha rises and seeing her foe nearing the top, thinks fast by running and throwing her full weight into her shoulder, shaking the cage just enough that Christina loses her grip on the smooth chrome bars and takes a great fall, landing with a loud slam. Samantha then gathers her into a double underhook and headscissor stance, readying her infamous Wrath of the Titans only for Christina to slip her arms free and flip her to the mat behind her!
Samantha is quickly back on her feet, angered that her finish had been interrupted. She spins around without much thought and finds herself on the recieving end of Zdunich's Flashing Lights yet again, dropping her to one knee and opening her up to the Rock and Roll DDT! Feeling triumphant, Christina begins the climb once more to the top!
Unlike many victims of this devastating DDT variation, however, The Champion sits up and despite the grogginess she initially felt, she saw her quarry flipping one leg over the top of the cage! Samantha reacts more on instinct than anything else, quickly scrambles up the side of the cage, fury and adrenaline giving her strength even in her less than coordinated state. She joins a surprised Christina up top and the two, seated atop the cage, exchange blows back and forth atop the cage wall. Suddenly Samantha catches Christina's arm and clutches her by the throat. She pulls her up to a stand atop the cage and then slips her into a Fireman's carry.
With a mighty roar, Samantha flips Christina off of her shoulders and sends her plummeting down to the ring with a variation of her Divine punishment! Christina manages a short lived scream as she falls thirty feet to land in a broken heap in the middle of the ring. The Champion then drops down and exits the cage, dropping to her feet outside the ring to retain her championship!
WINNER AND STILL COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPION: SAMANTHA HAMILTON AT 15 MINUTES & 23 SECONDS!
Spazz: Holy fuckin' shit!!
Koss: In decisive fashion, Samantha Hamilton secures her place as the definitive bar as the Coastal Empire Champion!!
Spazz: Christina Z still got up afterwards though and man the ovation she got from that crowd. Say what you will about her 'tude, bitch is tough!
Koss: Indeed. This will not be the last time The Blossoming One will find herself in contention for a big title. She'll be back here again! Here is another word from our sponsers, CD Projekt Red with their latest game, Cyberpunk 2077 coming to store shelves and online fronts on April 16th of this year!
Spazz: I saw some of the controversial shit man. I hope the game lets me be a chick with a dick almost as big as mine!
Koss: Dude what the fuck?
Spazz: You heard me! Don't be hating on the trans humans mofuqqa! I won't tolerate that racist/sexist/trans-hatin' booshit in my presence!
Koss: ....I.... fuck it. Roll commercial!
MAIN EVENT
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP
ROSE VS ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR (C)
Written by ZMS
The two former friends lock up in the middle of the ring and Rose immediately puts her power to use by shoving down the champion and flexing over her. Shaking off the inaugural attack, Zoey kips up to her feet and locks up with Rose again. Another shove is attempted and Zoey counters with a drop toe hold, bringing Rose to the mat hard. Back up to her feet smoothly, the Magical Maiden watches as Rose hits the mat with her fists and gets back up, lunging at the champion. Sidestepping, Zoey gets Rose hung up in the ropes and lands a hard kick to her midsection, then grabs her arm and vaults over the top and down to the floor, hanging up the challenger. Rose clutches her shoulder as Zoey slides back into the ring, looking to get hold of the appendage again. Rose, however, surprises the champion, yanking her in for a wicked clothesline that puts the Sorceress Supreme down! Zoey is blinking as Rose grabs her by the hair, pulling her to her feet while ignoring the referee’s admonishments! Whipped into the buckles hard, Zoey is clotheslined again by Rose, almost vaulting over the buckles and to the floor.
Hearing the boos of the fans, Rose gestures dismissively at them, backing up for another run at the champion. Slipping out of the way, Zoey half-nelsons the right arm of the challenger and suplexes her overhead and to the mat, showing off her own strength. Rose lands hard on the shoulder, but a pin by the champion still only earns one. The champion clamps on an armbar, putting pressure on Rose, but the challenger has plenty left in the tank. Fighting her way up, she wrenches free of Zoey’s grip and chops her across the chest, with Zoey answering via a kick to the ribs! The two women start trading shots and Rose gets the better of it due to sheer strength; she catches Zoey’s leg and trips her to the mat, grabbing the other leg and clutching both beneath her arms. Only Zoey’s own leg strength lets her twist loose before Rose can wrap her up, but before the champion can regain her feet, Rose drops an elbow to the small of her spine! Arched up in pain, Zoey feels Rose’s hands clasp under her chin, a knee driven into her back as the Beautiful and Deadly challenger wrenches back on the champion! Zoey firmly yells no at every question of surrender, frustrating Rose to the point of grabbing her by the hair and shoving her face-first into the mat!
Again dragged up by the hair, Zoey gets hoisted into the air and held in a military press for several seconds, with Rose trash-talking all the while, before she’s left to drop all the way to the mat… from some seven feet up! She’s clutching her midsection and Rose exacerbates things by driving a kick or two into the ribs of the champion! Antagonizing the fans again, asking if this is their precious champion, Rose reaches down to continue the punishment… and Zoey snares hold of her right arm, yanking her into a modified SPELLBOUND armbreaker! Rose immediately tries to struggle free as Zoey’s face betrays the level of furious concentration that she’s feeling. Rose, however, is able to yank her arm loose before the champion can lock her down fully! Rolling from the ring, cradling her right arm a bit, Rose stares into the ring as a wild-haired Zoey rises to her knees, holding her thumb and forefinger a fraction of an inch apart… then motioning for the challenger to come back in and keep up the fight! Rose, wide-eyed, does just that and Zoey meets her as she’s halfway through the ropes, stopping her with a knee to the midsection! Grabbing the arm, Zoey wraps it in the ropes and puts pressure on, holding tight until the count of three. Snaring Rose again, Zoey leads her into the ring and wrenches the arm once… twice… then delivers a jumping armbreaker, driving both her knees into the arm of Rose as she falls back to the mat!
Shoved back by Rose when she goes to continue the assault, Zoey attempts a second time, Rose grabbing her around the throat with her right hand! Knocking the hand away, Zoey is too bold and Rose left-hand goozles her this time and awkwardly chokeslams Zoey to the mat! The move takes some air out of the Magical Maiden and Rose goes for the pin, getting a count of two. Zoey elbows her way out of a German attempt, but a forearm shot to the back of the head, while hurting Rose, dazes Zoey even more. Bringing the magician up over her left shoulder, Rose runs her into the buckles, then to the opposite side of the ring before powerslamming her to the canvas, pinning the champion again at the conclusion of her PLANT THEM signature! But once again, Zoey kicks out at two with defiance! Rose, getting perturbed now, stomps the ever-lovin’ out of the champion, leaving her writhing on the mat and coming very close to drawing disqualification. Bringing Zoey up with her left hand, she drives a hard headbutt into the face of the champion. Still holding the champion’s hair, Rose delivers a vicious kneelift, then hoists the champion up for a huge spinebuster, followed by a third pin attempt… and ANOTHER two-count!
Rose is starting to question the official, but stops short before she loses her focus. Zoey, clutching her back, is starting to rise and Rose, bull-rushes her, driving her back-first into the buckles, going into her WORKING THE BAG combination of body shots, stopping at the count of four. Grabbing Zoey literally by the ears with both hands, Rose screams into her face that the title is going home with her! Sitting Zoey on the top rope, Rose carefully ascends to the second rope, still favoring her right arm. A few more headbutts follow, delivered with a twisted grin as if Rose means to try to bust the champion open. Steadying herself, she positions Zoey between her legs and grabs her around the middle, taking a moment to look behind her. Rose, taking one more moment, leaps back and in the process flips Zoey up for a sit-out powerbomb off the second rope! The entire ring shakes as they come down, with Rose having to right herself a little before holding Zoey’s legs and yelling at the referee to count!
ONE…
TWO…
THR-NO!
SHOULDER UP!
In a fury, Rose lies back and pounds her left fist into the mat again, screaming that it should have been three. Zoey has just enough energy to roll onto her stomach, preventing another pin attempt from happening. Pushing up on her hands and knees as Rose gets to her feet, pulling at her blonde hair in frustration, Zoey is able to get to her feet, falling back into the turnbuckles and staring at her powerhouse challenger. Shaking her head at Rose infuriates the challenger, who rushes in without thinking! Zoey sidesteps, albeit barely, and catches Rose when she whips about, delivering the TRAP CHAMBER leaping reverse STO! Stunned more than hurt, Rose is face-down on the mat for several moments as Zoey, feeling the fans start to chant her name, tries to regain her feet!
She does it just in the nick of time as Rose is also up, swinging a big left-handed haymaker at the head of the champ! Zoey ducks and throws a kick that catches Rose in the right bicep, then another… and Zoey lapses into her SHIMMERSTEP kicking combination! She winds up for the roundhouse hook kick but Rose ducks and shoves Zoey against the buckles, the champion recoiling with a headbutt of her own! With a yell, Zoey grabs Rose by the hair and waist of her ring gear, throwing her shoulder-first between the buckles and against the ring post! Adrenaline is working for the champion now, who waits for Rose to back off a step, then leaps to the second rope, then to the back of the challenger, hitting her rarely-used SPARKLE BOMB variation of the Yoshi Tonic! Rose lands hard and Zoey clutches both of her tree trunk legs tightly…
ONE…
TWO…
THR-NO!
KICK-OUT BY THE CHALLENGER!
...but Rose is able to thrust her body enough to break up the pin, leaving a worn Zoey leaning back against the lower buckles, shaking her head in disbelief! Grabbing Rose’s legs, Zoey flips over into a pinning combination that earns another two. She ducks a wild punch from Rose and backslides her, getting ANOTHER two! Zoey clearly wants this fight over yesterday, but every pin attempt seems to have Rose coming back stronger! And with Zoey already running on fumes from the constant assault, Rose is able to grab her by the throat and literally chuck Zoey over her head and almost all the way across the ring with the ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT choke toss! Zoey lands hard while Rose slaps her own right arm, trying to get some feeling back into it. She heads toward Zoey and the champion, back to a vertical base, attempts another TRAP CHAMBER… and gets slammed down for her trouble! Rose, yanking Zoey in between her legs, seeks her BANG BANG YOU’RE DEAD triple-powerbomb! Zoey, hoisted up high, has little option other than to throw as many fists at the head of the challenger as she can! But it isn’t enough to stop the first powerbomb… or the second! Woozy and wobbly and set up for a third powerbomb, Zoey spikes the top of Rose’s head with a pair of elbows… and twists her way into holding the challenger’s arm and twisting her into the SPELLBOUND!
TAP! TAP! TAP!
The fans are all over Rose to tap out to the cross armbreaker but the challenger is defiant, able to keep her arm at least partially flexed in order to keep Zoey from reaching full extension! Zoey does finally break that attempt at a counter, but by then Rose has angled herself to get a foot over the bottom rope, breaking the hold! There is definitely reluctance on Zoey’s part but she lets go at the count of two despite the frustration! Neither woman is quick to get to their feet at this point, what with Rose’s arm being tormented for most of the match and the champion have taken some rough landings and poundings! Despite reticence on their part, the referee has no choice but to start counting both women out!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE…
FOUR…
Zoey starts to sit up, reaching for the ropes to get her to her feet, though it’s slow-going. Pushing up with her left arm, a sweating and steaming Rose starts to go vertical as well.
FIVE…
SIX…
SEVEN…
The champion is back up… and immediately speared into the corner by the challenger! The air almost visibly whooshes out of Zoey’s lungs and Rose, running on fumes herself now, starts throwing chops at the chest of the champ, ignoring the burning in her right arm! Eventually it gets the better of her, but Rose just shifts to left-handed back elbows, lunging at the champion again and again! Backing off, Rose delivers a running boot to Zoey, then hoists her up and again sits her on the top rope! This time, Rose immediately follows her up, Zoey’s back to hers, grabbing the champion under her arms. Her right arm continues to give her trouble but Rose hardly cares about the pain! She wants to put an end to this and sets the champion up for a big Splash Mountain bomb from the top rope! The weaker grip on the right side, though, lets Zoey pull herself free… though in that position, her only option is to fire an elbow at the back of Rose’s head… and when that doesn’t cut it, she rears her head back with a headbutt, the backs of the two womens’ skulls smashing together! Rose falls to the mat and Zoey throws caution to the wind, hitting the DELIGHTFUL DERVISH imploding 450 splash!
AND ROSE GETS THE KNEES UP!
Gasping for air, Zoey feels herself being pulled up and acts on instinct, throwing off Rose’s grip and hitting the SEEING STARS scissored DDT! But she cannot make the pin for being unable to catch her breath! Rose is down and out… but it’s all the champion can do just to drape an arm across her!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE?!
NO! ROSE GETS A SHOULDER UP AT NINE-TENTHS!
There’s not even a reaction from the champ, who is pulled up by Rose after the two women take a good eight seconds to remember what the hell is going on and where they are in the world! Rose, shoving Zoey into the ropes, hits a huge pop-up powerbomb… and holds on, starting a second BANG BANG YOU’RE DEAD! The first bomb leaves Zoey almost limp, and the second does her no favors, either! On the third, Rose leaves her feet, putting a little air into it as she drives the champion down, her arm giving her trouble again as she lands… a variation of the same issue Zoey had with the SEEING STARS! Rose folds Zoey up after several moments, putting her left shoulder and all of her body into it!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE?!
...NO! THE CHAMPION IS STILL ALIVE!
Rose doesn’t know what to say or how to react to this, with that kick-out by Zoey like the twitch of a stick hitting a dead horse for all the vigor it had! Anger gives her energy, though, and Rose is determined to make it stick this time! Zoey weakly shoves the challenger away as she’s brought upright… but has the pepper to nail Rose with a superkick right under the chin when she recoils off the ropes… but the challenger does. Not. Go. Down! Pulling a page out of her old partner’s playbook, Zoey spikes Rose with the KISS THIS! inverted stomp facebreaker… and holds on to the arm to flip the challenger into the SPELLBOUND, this time right in the middle of the ring! Full extension and all of her remaining energy going into the hold, Zoey screams at Rose to let it end… but the Beautiful and Deadly challenger is utterly defiant! She tries to drag Zoey to one side, then the other, looking for those last few inches to break the hold! Zoey, to her credit, gives the limb one last wicked wrench…
...AND ROSE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT
WINNER: ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR BY SUBMISSION AT 22 MINUTES & 9 SECONDS!
Koss: ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR DOES IT AGAIN FOLKS!!!
Spazz: Rose almost had her though lunchbox, no lie. Knocked her loopy as fuck so many times, but she just kept coming back!
Koss: Zoey, much like Linda Hamilton before her, survived a Terminator and grew stronger because of it. Rose gave her a challenge not unlike what she survived in her last title defense but some how, the Magical one found a way to preserver against a determined opponent who was not only out for her title, but her blood!
Spazz: I'm down with it! Chick's earned that shit and whoever can pry that belt out her cold dead fingers is gonna' be one scary ass bitch for damn sure!
Koss: Indeed. Well that's all the time we have here tonight folks! Thanks for coming to the show and buying the PPV at home! Roll credits my good people!