Post by Melinda Rhodes on Jan 27, 2020 9:20:53 GMT -7
REBEL STAR ARENA
ROME, GA
1/28/2020
TAPE DELAYED TO 1/29/2020
"Toxic" cover by Lauren Babic hit's the P/A system as the show begins! The stage is standard issue with the Southern Rebellion Winged Star graphic blazing across the titantron screen, surrounded by a steel pipe structure and dark red curtains. Out onto the black corrugated steel stage steps Jenny Beck looking wild as ever with her shoulder length black hair dyed with vibrant red streaks, dressed in red leather; skirt, jacket, and boots with a black slayer shirt and black fishnet stockings on her legs. She lets out a wild howl to the crowd as pyro explodes behind her! The crowd erupts into cheers as their favorite ring announcer comes out to play!
She rushes down to ringside and slides over the canvas and rolls to her feet to address the crowd.
Jenny Beck: WELCOME TO THE MOST EXPLOSIVE BOMBASTIC BADASS BATSHIT BONANZA OF BRUTALITY.... WICKED-MOTHERFUCKING-TTTUUUUEEESSSDDDAAAAYYYY!!!
The crowd erupts with a huge pop!
Jenny Beck: ROME, GEORGIA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! MAKE IT LOUDER!!
Crowd: SRW! SRW! SRW! SRW!
Jenny cracks a wicked grin.
Jenny: BOYS, PUT DOWN YOUR TOYS AND DO YOUR JOB! TAKE IT AWAY MIKE SPAZZ AND JOE KOSS!!!
The camera whips to the announce table to find Mike Spazz hungrily downing a rather thick roast beef sandwich while Joe Koss finishes the last of a sprite and tosses it into a nearby trash can.
Koss: Welcome folks to Southern Rebellion Wrestling's bi-weekly Wicked Tuesday! I'm Joe Koss and the man currently trying to stuff a sandwich three times the size of his considerably big mouth is my commentary partner, Mike Spazz!
Spazz: Grumphfalump ummpph fumpphh!
Koss: Don't talk with your mouth full, it makes you a rude ass.
Spazz: FUMPHK YUHK!
Koss: Love you too, Mikey. What a show we have for you tonight! Ascendant, Hardcore, and Tag Team Titles are on the line! Champions versus Challengers Trio Tag Match main event! First Wicked Tuesday of the year and on the heels of SRW's "Welcome to the Future!" Where we get to see the fallout of that pay per view event!
Spazz: *GLOMPH!* Fuckin' A my fat fuck in crime!
Koss: Let's get the show on the road. First match of the night features Cherry Deville versus Kate Steele!
It become clear really quickly who the veteran in the match is as Kate overtakes Cherry within a few transition holds within thirty seconds of the starting bell, shutting her down with a takedown into a sleeper hold. Cherry struggles in the hold, but manages to avoid being put to sleep by bridging her legs and pushing herself and Cherry back to a stand, then hitting a fast and dirty jawbreaker on Kate. Cherry showcases more of that athleticism by hitting the near by ropes, narrowly avoiding a retaliatory clothesline from Kate via a sliding Matrix evasion, rolling to her feet and hitting the ropes across the ring. Kate turns right in time to eat a hard running splash that takes her right off feet! Cherry immediately follows this up with a SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP and pin, but Kate gets a foot on the ropes!
Kate gets to her feet and blocks a few strikes by Cherry, answering with a back elbow and a FLOAT OVER NECKBREAKER that's promptly followed by an ANKLE LOCK! Cherry screams and fights in the hold, but manages to showcase her strong will by pushing up on her hands and executing a mule kick to the underside of Cherry's jaw! Cherry D limps for the remainder of the match on one good leg and Kate Steele takes full advantage, targeting the leg and the angle in particular with chop blocks, leg sweeps, and foot stomps.
Cherry's mobility is hindered, but not her spirit as she fights back against Kate, taking full advantage of a momentary misstep. She knuckles Kate over with solid, stiff shots, hitting a Haymaker right and finishing it up with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! This is followed promptly by a MOONSAULT PIN, but Kate kicks out at two!
Cherry decides to end it once and for all, going for THE CHERRYBOMB but Kate REVERSES IT!!! Catching the arm on the pop-up lift, she brings Cherry down for THE SHIPWRECKED!!! With the fujiwara armbar locked in dead center to the ring, Cherry is forced to tap out!!
WINNER BY TAP-OUT: KATE STEELE AT 10 MINUTES AND 13 SECONDS!!!
Spazz: TAP OR SNAP BITCHES!!!
Koss: Cherry gave it her all but Kate Steele proved to be a bit much for the young talent
Spazz: Cherry was scary yo, imagine what she's gonna' be like with a few years and some seasoning?
Koss: True, experience can only augment talent over time.
She rushes down to ringside and slides over the canvas and rolls to her feet to address the crowd.
Jenny Beck: WELCOME TO THE MOST EXPLOSIVE BOMBASTIC BADASS BATSHIT BONANZA OF BRUTALITY.... WICKED-MOTHERFUCKING-TTTUUUUEEESSSDDDAAAAYYYY!!!
The crowd erupts with a huge pop!
Jenny Beck: ROME, GEORGIA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! MAKE IT LOUDER!!
Crowd: SRW! SRW! SRW! SRW!
Jenny cracks a wicked grin.
Jenny: BOYS, PUT DOWN YOUR TOYS AND DO YOUR JOB! TAKE IT AWAY MIKE SPAZZ AND JOE KOSS!!!
The camera whips to the announce table to find Mike Spazz hungrily downing a rather thick roast beef sandwich while Joe Koss finishes the last of a sprite and tosses it into a nearby trash can.
Koss: Welcome folks to Southern Rebellion Wrestling's bi-weekly Wicked Tuesday! I'm Joe Koss and the man currently trying to stuff a sandwich three times the size of his considerably big mouth is my commentary partner, Mike Spazz!
Spazz: Grumphfalump ummpph fumpphh!
Koss: Don't talk with your mouth full, it makes you a rude ass.
Spazz: FUMPHK YUHK!
Koss: Love you too, Mikey. What a show we have for you tonight! Ascendant, Hardcore, and Tag Team Titles are on the line! Champions versus Challengers Trio Tag Match main event! First Wicked Tuesday of the year and on the heels of SRW's "Welcome to the Future!" Where we get to see the fallout of that pay per view event!
Spazz: *GLOMPH!* Fuckin' A my fat fuck in crime!
Koss: Let's get the show on the road. First match of the night features Cherry Deville versus Kate Steele!
CHERRY DEVILLE VS KATE STEELE
It become clear really quickly who the veteran in the match is as Kate overtakes Cherry within a few transition holds within thirty seconds of the starting bell, shutting her down with a takedown into a sleeper hold. Cherry struggles in the hold, but manages to avoid being put to sleep by bridging her legs and pushing herself and Cherry back to a stand, then hitting a fast and dirty jawbreaker on Kate. Cherry showcases more of that athleticism by hitting the near by ropes, narrowly avoiding a retaliatory clothesline from Kate via a sliding Matrix evasion, rolling to her feet and hitting the ropes across the ring. Kate turns right in time to eat a hard running splash that takes her right off feet! Cherry immediately follows this up with a SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP and pin, but Kate gets a foot on the ropes!
Kate gets to her feet and blocks a few strikes by Cherry, answering with a back elbow and a FLOAT OVER NECKBREAKER that's promptly followed by an ANKLE LOCK! Cherry screams and fights in the hold, but manages to showcase her strong will by pushing up on her hands and executing a mule kick to the underside of Cherry's jaw! Cherry D limps for the remainder of the match on one good leg and Kate Steele takes full advantage, targeting the leg and the angle in particular with chop blocks, leg sweeps, and foot stomps.
Cherry's mobility is hindered, but not her spirit as she fights back against Kate, taking full advantage of a momentary misstep. She knuckles Kate over with solid, stiff shots, hitting a Haymaker right and finishing it up with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! This is followed promptly by a MOONSAULT PIN, but Kate kicks out at two!
Cherry decides to end it once and for all, going for THE CHERRYBOMB but Kate REVERSES IT!!! Catching the arm on the pop-up lift, she brings Cherry down for THE SHIPWRECKED!!! With the fujiwara armbar locked in dead center to the ring, Cherry is forced to tap out!!
WINNER BY TAP-OUT: KATE STEELE AT 10 MINUTES AND 13 SECONDS!!!
Spazz: TAP OR SNAP BITCHES!!!
Koss: Cherry gave it her all but Kate Steele proved to be a bit much for the young talent
Spazz: Cherry was scary yo, imagine what she's gonna' be like with a few years and some seasoning?
Koss: True, experience can only augment talent over time.
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK (C) VS WENDY HOUSE
Wendy brought with her a shopping cart full of weapons and a wicked laugh. Juliet brought a kendo stick with light tubes strapped to it with barbwire and duct tape. After taking a moment to throw in a few weapons of choice, namely a street sign, a couple lengths of pipe, a steel chair, and, oddly, a pair of ice skates, Wendy enters the ring and comes straight for Juliet with a baseball bat! With a spray of glass shards, she blocks the first heavy blow of the bat with her light tube kendo stick, then catches Wendy straight in the guts, followed by a spin, a twirl, and a smack to the back with glass flying on each strike! Wendy drops her bat, arching her back on the second hit while laughing maniacally!
Juliet unloads on her foe and yet even as blood starts flowing down her back, all she gets is laughter. This has the effect of actually pissing Juliet off that much more, cracking Wendy one final time with a blow so hard the Kendo stick splinters, the last of the glass tubes shattering and embedding more shards into the challenger's back!
Black tosses the ruined weapon aside and squarely kicks Wendy in the ribs, sending her rolling, then turns to gather up the street sign. The surprise she finds when she turns around truly takes her off guard! A bloodied and battered Wendy House leaps on her with a flying Lou Thesz press, the sign flying out of her hand as she hits the canvas hard! Wendy drives REPEATED ELBOW STRIKES into Juliet's head, laughing maniacally the entire time! The blows leave Juliet dazed as Wendy pulls her to the center of the ring and hooks the leg, but the champion throws a shoulder up!
She fights to get to her feet while Wendy takes full advantage, backing into the ropes and flying forward with a low orbit dropkick that rolls Juliet flat on her back! This is promptly followed by WENDY'S ELBOW and a pin for a two count and explosive kick out that has Juliet on her side with an arm in the air and Wendy clawing at her own head in frustration. Wendy gathers the steel chair and smacks it on the canvas, watching and waiting for Juliet to get up. She then runs straight at her, swinging the chair and at the last second, Juliet spins around with THE BAREKNUCKLE GLAM, dropping Wendy flat on her back.
Wendy shakes her head, rolling onto all fours as Juliet rushes at her with with a leaping Stomp but Wendy rolls to the side and comes at her with a clothesline. Juliet ducks, Wendy hits the ropes and rebounds right into the face buster on the steel chair!!!!
Juliet grabs Wendy's arms, twists, lifts, puts a boot up and SKULL FUCKS HER ON THE STEEL CHAIR, then rolls Wendy over for the hook of a leg and the pin!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JULIET BLACK AT 10 MINUTES AND 45 SECONDS!!!
Spazz: SKULL FFFFFUCKED BITCHES!!!
Koss: What a fight and I do mean fight. This was not a wrestling match but an all out trash special brawl with blood, broken glass, and brutality. Southern Rebellion Wrestling shows all aspects, not just technical, not just high flying, but ultra violent as well.
Spazz: Blood, guts, and nuts! GOT ANY?!
Koss: As these are women, the answer would almost seriously be no.
Spazz: Deez bitches got balls bigger than most real deal Mafia Dons from back in the day, lunchbox.
Koss: On that, we can certainly agree.
Juliet unloads on her foe and yet even as blood starts flowing down her back, all she gets is laughter. This has the effect of actually pissing Juliet off that much more, cracking Wendy one final time with a blow so hard the Kendo stick splinters, the last of the glass tubes shattering and embedding more shards into the challenger's back!
Black tosses the ruined weapon aside and squarely kicks Wendy in the ribs, sending her rolling, then turns to gather up the street sign. The surprise she finds when she turns around truly takes her off guard! A bloodied and battered Wendy House leaps on her with a flying Lou Thesz press, the sign flying out of her hand as she hits the canvas hard! Wendy drives REPEATED ELBOW STRIKES into Juliet's head, laughing maniacally the entire time! The blows leave Juliet dazed as Wendy pulls her to the center of the ring and hooks the leg, but the champion throws a shoulder up!
She fights to get to her feet while Wendy takes full advantage, backing into the ropes and flying forward with a low orbit dropkick that rolls Juliet flat on her back! This is promptly followed by WENDY'S ELBOW and a pin for a two count and explosive kick out that has Juliet on her side with an arm in the air and Wendy clawing at her own head in frustration. Wendy gathers the steel chair and smacks it on the canvas, watching and waiting for Juliet to get up. She then runs straight at her, swinging the chair and at the last second, Juliet spins around with THE BAREKNUCKLE GLAM, dropping Wendy flat on her back.
Wendy shakes her head, rolling onto all fours as Juliet rushes at her with with a leaping Stomp but Wendy rolls to the side and comes at her with a clothesline. Juliet ducks, Wendy hits the ropes and rebounds right into the face buster on the steel chair!!!!
Juliet grabs Wendy's arms, twists, lifts, puts a boot up and SKULL FUCKS HER ON THE STEEL CHAIR, then rolls Wendy over for the hook of a leg and the pin!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JULIET BLACK AT 10 MINUTES AND 45 SECONDS!!!
Spazz: SKULL FFFFFUCKED BITCHES!!!
Koss: What a fight and I do mean fight. This was not a wrestling match but an all out trash special brawl with blood, broken glass, and brutality. Southern Rebellion Wrestling shows all aspects, not just technical, not just high flying, but ultra violent as well.
Spazz: Blood, guts, and nuts! GOT ANY?!
Koss: As these are women, the answer would almost seriously be no.
Spazz: Deez bitches got balls bigger than most real deal Mafia Dons from back in the day, lunchbox.
Koss: On that, we can certainly agree.
PSYCHO MAGUIRE VS MARIA SALVATORE
"Alleged" Mafia Heiress versus Psychotic Biker Badass is the name of this game. Psycho wastes no time coming at Maria, driving her back to into the ropes where Maria turtles up. The fans boo as the Referee pushes Psycho back, Maria easing her way back through the ropes. Once again, Psycho comes at her and Maria coils into the ropes. As Psycho is forced back, Maria reaches over the ref's shoulder to jab a thumb in her eye! With psycho in pain and distracted, Maria then dives with a chop block, taking the leg out!
Before Psycho has a chance to get up, Maria brutally and viciously stomps the leg over and over at the knee, ankle, and hip over and over! Psycho is forced into the ropes and this time the Referee backs Maria off who immediately starts screaming at her for interfering in hypocritical fashion! After a warning to Maria, the ref checks on Psycho who suddenly shoves the ref aside and BURSTS at Maria with a savage flurry of blows, catching the Heiress off guard. Maria goes down with a spinning Backfist. Psycho motions for the finish and lifts Maria up with a foot to the chin. She spins, Maria drops and hits her balancing leg, the leg she's already attacked, with a low orbit dropkick to the inside of her knee that causes Psycho unending misery as she goes down!
Maria then locks on a deep single leg crab with Psycho screaming in agony! She almost taps but manages to grab both hands in the nearby ropes! The Referee orders Maria to drop the hold and gets to a count of four before Maria releases her cattle mutilation submission. Maria's manager hops onto the apron, shouting at the referee. Maleek gains the ref's attention while Maria reaches into her trunks, producing a pair of brass knuckles. Psycho reaches into her trunks for something as well. Psycho hops up and eats a Brass knuckle shot to the temple just as she cracks Maria with a brutal blackjack shot against the side of her head! Both women collapse to the canvas and the referee turns with Maleek staring on in pure shock!
The referee sees the weapons in their hands and motions for a No Contest Draw!
THE MATCH IS A NO-CONTEST DRAW AT 12 MINUTES AND 32 SECONDS!
Koss: What a horrible finish to an otherwise solid match up!
Spazz: Yous gotta' realize, fats. Bikers and Mafia just don't mix. They both play to win and will get abso-fucking-lutely dirty as fuck to win only this time, they both had the same idea and they both got knocked da' fuck out!!
Koss: Just... ugh what a waste my dude.
Spazz: I liked it.
Koss: You would!
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
We immediately cut to one Ursula Von Rossbach seated on a bench in her private dressing room, gold painted lockers against a black wall. She's dressed in her ring gear, holding the gleaming gold and silver Ascendant Championship. With her face bathed in the golden gleam reflected back into her face from the lights above her, she stares down at the belt in her hands.
UVR: As I stare upon this gold, I am reminded not of the success this title represents but the many failures in my life and career that have lead me to this moment. There is a small fear in my heart that I will make a mistake and this precious bit of gold and leather will be plucked from my grasp as was my prior and only other championship, one that I not only lost but was unable to regain despite my best efforts.
Her eyes lift, but her head does not. She stares up at the camera from under the ridge of her brow, her gaze hard and fierce.
UVR: Errors were made. In my arrogance, I failed to appropriately assess the drive and determination of my challenger. I have since corrected that line of thinking. I will not be a complacent champion and as long as I am champion, I will defend my title at each and every opportunity I have presented. I will not rest on my laurels and merely wait to be booked. Every SRW televised event, I shall be there, title in hand and ready to defend it.
Then a small yet very unnerving smile crosses her face.
UVR: Oh and Pet, you will be the first of many names in the championship defense section of my Resume of Destruction. I shall destroy you and your contemptible harem if they dare to insert themselves in any capacity in *my* match. You are a vapid, pointless individual who only serves as fantasy fap fodder for men. You do nothing for women's wrestling or the species as a whole and it will be my pleasure to break you into as many pieces as possible before I leave the wrestling ring tonight with my title in hand.
Ursula's smile vanishes and her expression becomes like stone.
UVR: I say this not out of arrogance or overconfidence, but there is no outcome in this match that shall end favorably for you. See you in the ring, Rubber Maiden.
The Terminator smirks as the scene then fades out and cuts to ringside.
Spazz: I hope she snaps that rubberized bitch in half.
Koss: You don't like the Rubber Maiden? I'd have thought she'd be right up your alley with rubber latex, leather, whips, and all that...
Spazz: Nah dawg. If I want a dominatrix, I'll find a real one. Besides, motherfucker I am a dom! Why else am I large and in charge?! WHY ELSE AM I THE REASON PEOPLE WATCH THIS SHOW, YO!
Koss: Only in your own mind, Spazznuts.
SMC RIOT GROUP VS LIL DREAM MACHINES
TORNADO TAG MATCH
When the bell rings, the scary part is that the Lil' Dream Machines get the initial jump on the battle-hardened bikers! Bullet and Bandit find themselves being sucker punched in the middle of working the crowd from behind by Halo and B-Brat! The match quickly devolves into a brawl as both sides trade punches, kicks, and maybe even a bite or two. Bullet goes over the ropes with B-Brat with a running clothesline! As the two brawl outside, Halo manages to catch Bandit with a surprise 2 MINUTES 2 MIDNIGHT followed by a quick pin that gets only a one count. Bullet drops B-Brat with SWEATING BULLETS, then rolls into the ring!
Halo hops to her feet as Bullet makes a beeline straight for her, Halo ducks a running forearm but catches a surprise back elbow to the face. Bullet backs into the ropes and snaps off with a running clothesline dropping Halo right on her back! Bandit gets to her grabs Halo's legs as Bullet backs into the corner. Bandit does the catapult and Bullet gets a running start, but finds herself hit with a springboard Dropkick before she can hit the Vote with a Bullet!
Halo is flung up and over on top of a downed Bullet as B-Brat rushes full steam ahead at Bandit, drilling her with a solid slap to the face that momentarily shocks her, but the shock turns to rage as she B-Brat turns and runs away! Bandit follows and Halo hits THE BLACK 13! B-Brat shouts, "GOTCHA!" only to be spun around and drilled to the canvas with Bullet's DIOS ES UNA BALA Elbow, knocking her right out!
Bullet comes at Halo with all the fury of a vengeful goddess, assaulting her full steam ahead but Halo manages to surprise her with a cartwheel evasion enziguri Kick that cracks her right on the temple, sending her staggering into the ropes! Halo gets up and hits another BLACK 13, sending Bullet over the ropes while barely hooking her arms in them to stay in the ring. Bandit catches her as she slips back through the ropes with THE ONE ARMED BANDIT!
Bandit then drags the still out cold B-Brat to the middle of the ring and makes the cover, only for B-Brat to throw a shoulder up and kickout! Bandit is quick to react, rolling to her feet and hitting a rolling knee drop across B-Brat's chest and making another pin! Still another kick out Bullet slides into the ring, gathering B-Brat by her legs and pulls her into a deadlift Wheelbarrel Suplex!
Bandit rushes at a half risen Halo who manages to throw a valiant punch to the guts, halting her in her tracks. Halo goes all out on the attack on Bandit, drilling her with stiff blows back to back, refusing to die and going out swinging if she has to! She gets an arm and pulls Bandit down into the HALO ON FIRE in a desperation bid to get a tap out!
With her partner screaming in pain, Bullet stops midway in her assault on B-Brat and rushes in with a stone solid kick right to Halo's head, forcing her to let go of the Fujiwara Armbar. B-Brat suddenly snakes a hand between Bullet's legs and pulls her down into a school girl, again out of pure desperation, but Bullet kicks out. B-Brat and Bullet brawl in an exchange that has Bullet starting to respect the resilience of her opponents. B-Brat is Dropped once again to the DIOS ES UNA BALA ELBOW! Before she can pin B-Brat, suddenly Halo rushes at her with a flying tackle, driving her back into the corner. Halo throws her shoulder into Bullet's guts over and over in brutal fashion before pulling back and hitting a handspring back elbow that sees Bullet stagger from the corner, spin and fall on her back!
Halo climbs to the top, cries out and dives, hitting ELIJAH'S RISE and hooking the leg for the pin! 1....2....THR-BROKEN UP BY BANDIT!
The fans are on the edges of their seat, cheering both teams on as Halo and Bandit now brawl in the ring, her foe absolutely refusing to die in this exchange. She's tired of losing, tired of eating defeat. She has tears in her eyes as she hurls fists into Bandit's face! Suddenly Bandit knees her in the gut and pulls her into a front face lock. In a move that surprises her and has the fans chanting HOLY SHIT, There's B-Brat, groggy, one eye swollen on her face as she leaps forward, running across her partner's back to deliver a wicked Knee right to Bandit's face! The two fall across Bandit's body, effectively pinning her to the mat.
Bullet crawls towards the mass of bodies, gritting her teeth in pain but just as she drills her elbows across their backs to try and drive them off, it's too little, too late... 1...2...3....
WINNERS BY PINFALL: LIL' DREAM MACHINES AT 20 MINUTES AND FIFTEEN SECONDS
Spazz: Dude, no fuckin' way!
Koss: Yes fucking way! The Lil' Dream Machines haven't been on the receiving end of victory in quite awhile, but tonight, they just proved something to the SMC Riot Group and these fans! Halo and B-Brat fought with everything they had and just kept going! The Riot Group are no slouches and are perhaps one of the best teams in the sport today!
Spazz: How did they lose? Don't get me wrong, it's not like Halo and B-Brat don't know their way around a ring, but It's Alex-Fucking-Bullet-Carbajal and Bandit Layton! I call fucking hacks! The code is fucked up and Neo musta' shown up and broke this shit like he did the Matrix, lunchbox!
IN-RING SEGMENT
#SHOT THROUGH THA' HEART....
"You Give Love a Bad Name" by Atreyu hit's the P/A as Rebel Rhodes steps out onto the steel stage. She heads straight for the ring, microphone in hand and with little time wasted, slides in, hops to her feet, and gets straight to the point.
Rebel: Evening everyone. I got a bit of bad news. Aura Everton couldn't make it tonight.
The crowd immediately boos at this.
Rebel: I know, I know. Your'e not happy and neither am I. The reason wasn't given, there was no notice to me in private or even in a tagged statement on twitter. Someone had to point it out to me just a little while ago. So as per policy, no show, no go. As Kate Steele was the one eliminated in the New Age Battle Royale at SRW's "Battle for the Future" PPV at the start of the year, Kate Steele has been awarded Aura Everton's spot.
The Rebel paces a bit in the ring, looking over the crowd who's reaction is a bit mixed. She stops in a corner, leaning into it and gazing directly into the camera below her at ringside.
Rebel: Aura, if you're at home watching, whatever you're going through, know this. I believe in you. You came to me full of heart and determination. I know that for something to derail a woman like you, it's gotta' be a big fucking deal. You have until February 28th to get back to me. I'll keep our agreement going that far, but after that, if I haven't heard from you? I'm terminating your contract. I like you hun, you got spirit. I hope to hear from you very soon.
She turns her gaze back to the crowd.
Rebel: You have my apologies folks, but the show must go on and I thank ya'll for your patience. We all love Aura and I hope I can deliver her back to this ring for all you sooner rather than later or not at all. Now let's get back to your irregularly scheduled programming!
And with that, she drops out of the ring and heads straight to the backstage area.
Koss: An unfortunate common problem of professional wrestling sometimes. Life happens, wrestlers are unable to compete, and we have to rebook and move forward with our lives. Ya' hate to see it, but there's no way around it.
Spazz: At least call your promoter in advance and let us know what's happening ya' lazy bitch!
Koss: Someone could have died, my dude! Chill!
Spazz: Fuckin' fire her ass so hard she'd have to ask KFC if she's Extra Crispy or Original Recipe yo!
Koss: You are such a dick!
Spazz: Big dick playaaaaaahhhhhh!
"You Give Love a Bad Name" by Atreyu hit's the P/A as Rebel Rhodes steps out onto the steel stage. She heads straight for the ring, microphone in hand and with little time wasted, slides in, hops to her feet, and gets straight to the point.
Rebel: Evening everyone. I got a bit of bad news. Aura Everton couldn't make it tonight.
The crowd immediately boos at this.
Rebel: I know, I know. Your'e not happy and neither am I. The reason wasn't given, there was no notice to me in private or even in a tagged statement on twitter. Someone had to point it out to me just a little while ago. So as per policy, no show, no go. As Kate Steele was the one eliminated in the New Age Battle Royale at SRW's "Battle for the Future" PPV at the start of the year, Kate Steele has been awarded Aura Everton's spot.
The Rebel paces a bit in the ring, looking over the crowd who's reaction is a bit mixed. She stops in a corner, leaning into it and gazing directly into the camera below her at ringside.
Rebel: Aura, if you're at home watching, whatever you're going through, know this. I believe in you. You came to me full of heart and determination. I know that for something to derail a woman like you, it's gotta' be a big fucking deal. You have until February 28th to get back to me. I'll keep our agreement going that far, but after that, if I haven't heard from you? I'm terminating your contract. I like you hun, you got spirit. I hope to hear from you very soon.
She turns her gaze back to the crowd.
Rebel: You have my apologies folks, but the show must go on and I thank ya'll for your patience. We all love Aura and I hope I can deliver her back to this ring for all you sooner rather than later or not at all. Now let's get back to your irregularly scheduled programming!
And with that, she drops out of the ring and heads straight to the backstage area.
Koss: An unfortunate common problem of professional wrestling sometimes. Life happens, wrestlers are unable to compete, and we have to rebook and move forward with our lives. Ya' hate to see it, but there's no way around it.
Spazz: At least call your promoter in advance and let us know what's happening ya' lazy bitch!
Koss: Someone could have died, my dude! Chill!
Spazz: Fuckin' fire her ass so hard she'd have to ask KFC if she's Extra Crispy or Original Recipe yo!
Koss: You are such a dick!
Spazz: Big dick playaaaaaahhhhhh!
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C) VS PET
URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C) VS PET
The Lady Terminator stood before Pet as if death herself and naturally, Pet kept her distance, not even approaching when the referee called them forward. Outside, Dolly and the rest of the harem stared up in awe at the monster standing in the ring. The Bell rang and Pet immediately slid out of the ring, circling around outside while the referee counted. Ursula remained stock still, moving only her head to keep a bead on her visual. The fans immediately chanted boring and began booing the match. Pet rolled back in when the ref almost counted her out only to find Ursula baring down on her much faster than she expected, prompting her to roll right back out of the ring!
Ursula backs away from the ropes as the referee moves ahead of her, beckoning Pet to get back into the ring. In seconds Ursula found herself swarmed by the Harem while Pet did everything she could to keep the ref's attention! One hits her with a taser, another clubs her repeatedly with a black jack to the head and she drops to her knees. The remainder kick and stomp several times until the Referee starts to turn and just as fast as they entered, they dropped and rolled back out, looking innocent as can be while Ursula fought against the effects of being tasered!
Pet slides in and immediately hits a running kick straight to Ursula's face, the massive woman's limp body thrashing but not quite falling back. Pet promptly locks on THE SEATED FULL NELSON while the fans boo in uproar. Ursula remains kneeling while Pet laughs and wrenches away at the big woman. Then suddenly, Ursula flexes her arms and breaks the hold with ease, hitting a reverse headbutt right on the bridge of Pet's nose in short order!
Before Pet can even get away, The Lady Terminator has her by the throat and rises with furious anger in her eyes. She lifts Pet up and puts her down with a thunderous, violent SAMBO CHOKESLAM!!! Pet crumples up immediately, but before Ursula could deliver a pinfall, the Harem pulls their mistress out of the ring! The referee starts to call for a DQ, but Ursula raises a hand and glares at the referee. As the group stands there, consoling her, Ursula backs up a few steps, then gets a running start and launches her massive frame with a Tope Suicida! Dolly looks up in shock at the last second before they're all smashed to the ground by 230 lbs. of Ursula Von Rossbach!!!!
Ursula gets to her feet and hits THE BIONIC HEADBUTT on one Harem member, GREAT KICKS another one, takes out Dolly with a GREAT SLAP, and is immediately tasered in the back! Apparently the weapon's charge was low as Ursula spun around and clotheslined that one straight to the floor. The other two try to gather up a dazed Pet but fail in their efforts as their both taken by the backs of their necks, yanked back. They're both rendered unconscious after their heads are slammed together by Ursula.
Pet slides back into the ring with Ursula in hot pursuit! At the last second, Pet drops to her knees, begging for Ursula's mercy, her rubber gloved hands held up and Ursula cocks her head slightly. She then looks to the crowd who chant loudly, "FINISH HEEERRRR!!!!" Over and over. Ursula turns towards Pet with a wicked grin and that's when Pet suddenly hocks a loogey right in Ursula's eye. She then hits a low orbit dropkick to the big woman, dropping her to her hands and knees! Pet, sensing victory is near, locks on a front facelock, kicks her leg back but just as she reaches to wedgie Ursula's tights, she finds herself up ended through the air for an impressive distance, landing upside down in an unintended Tree of Woe!
Ursula wipes the spit from her eyes, glaring hard at Pet. She rushes in with a savage chest stomp on her upside down foe, then lifts her up for a seat on the turnbuckle, eases up behind her, hooks both of her arms in a double underhook .Ursula then squats, leaps, and spins around to deliver Pet SCREAMING to the mat with an over-kill esq DIVING VON TERMINATOR OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! However, Ursula doesn't simply end her there. Feeling insulted and angered, she squats down over Pet's back, locks her in a tight full Nelson and bridges her upper body back with a Full Nelson Camel Clutch variant she calls THE GREAT LOCK! Pet's unconscious as she's violently wrenched left to right and the referee immediately calls for the bell, ending the match! Ursula slings her down, standing triumph over her opponent with a ring surrounded by bodies of Pet's Harem devastated around her.
WINNER BY SUBMISSION-TKO AND STILL ASCENDANT CHAMPION: URSULA VON ROSSBACH AT 12 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS!!!!
Spazz: I actually have to hand it to Rubber Maid there. Bitch actually brought it for a minute. Too bad she died pretty fuckin' hard there at the end.
Koss: Only with the help of her entire Harem and we see what that got her. I thought you hated her anyways. I expected you to be cheering and such.
Spazz: Nah, gotta' respect the chutzpah Lunchbox. How many people you know would spit in Ursula's eye and make a last stand?
Koss: While cowering on their knees? Plenty.
Spazz: Hey that was a diversionary tactic! I'm not ashamed to admit I've been on my knees in front of another man just to set 'em up for a low blow! The balls are every man's weakness!
Koss: So much to be taken out of context there....
Spazz: Only for dirty minded perverted fucks like you! No I won't suck your dick Fat fuck!
Koss: ...and you always go there. *eye roll*
JESSICA JACKSON VS TALIA AREANO
Immediately, Talia goes for the lock up with Jessie J who shoves her right back and waves her off, talking a line of trash. This angers Talia who promptly rushes in with a fast strike. Jessica ducks with a side step and shoves her from behind, laughing in a mocking tone. She bounces left to right in a playful, equally mocking manner, beckoning Talia to come at her again! Talia glares and rushes in with another lock up and gets a claw rake across the eyes for her troubles! With her foe blinded, Jessie initiates a series of slaps, chest chops, knee to the gut and a solid DDT! She makes a pin but gets only a one count.
Gathering Talia up, Jessica slings her to the corner, Talia falling down for a seat. After backing up and sizing Talia up with thumbs and fingers as if framing up a shot, she then runs full bore ahead and leaps in with a Bronco Buster but Talia drops down, leaving Jessica going crotch first into the turnbuckles! Straddled in the ropes, she's a perfect target of opportunity for running dropkick right to Jessica's back! Jessica falls from the corner, rolling with a hand to the small of her back as Talia rushes in with a SOLAR SHOWER STOMP! Jessica thrashes violently with croaking coughs, rolling out of the ring and plopping to the floor. There she remains on her knees, face to the floor as she kicks her legs and cradles her stomach!
Talia rolls out of the ring, pumping her fist to the crowd as she now sizes up a rising Double J, then mocks her with her own finger frame gesture, then hops on the apron, runs the length of it and just as Jessica gets to her feet and turns, is caught by a twisting spin and Moonsault splash across her torso that drives both women to the floor! Again, Talia hops to her feet, pumping her fists with a loud, "YYYYEEEAAAHHH!!!" at the crowd, which of course they pop for!
Anger boils up on Jessica's face as she crawls away to regroup, but Talia won't let up! She presses her advantage, gathering her stunned foe up and tossing her back into the ring. Talia hops onto the apron as Jessica gets to a stand, then hops onto the top rope and springs off. This time, Jessica turns and throws both feet up in a dropkick, catching Talia in mid air right in the guts! Both women hitting the canvas but Jessica is first on her feet with a wild look in her eye. She runs in with a swift kick to Talia's face as she fights to get to her feet.
With rage and anger, Jessica explodes on Talia, driving her into the ropes with brutal kicks, then grips the ropes and starts to brutally stomp Talia over and over on the edge of the apron while shouting, "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! I'M THE BEST THAT EVER WAS!!!!"
The referee forces the two apart and J. Jackson turns her attentions to her, letting out a spittle dribbling angry scathing shout fest rendered almost unintelligible due to it's speed and ferocity of delivery! She then spins around just as Talia gets up against the ropes and hits a running Clothesline with such force that both women go up and over to the outside again! This time it's Jessica who dominates, slinging Talia into the barricade and apron back and forth, then hurling into and over the ringsteps with enough force to dislodge them!
Jessica rushes in on her opponent, still draped over the steps and hits a leaping CURB STOMP on the steel that seemingly leaves Talia knocked out! Double J gathers her spaghetti legged foe up with a bit of difficulty, then hurls her back into the ring, sliding in and hooking the leg! UNO-DOSE-THRE-NO! Talia shoots an arm up with a loud gasp!
Jessica immediately loses it, repeatedly slamming Talia's head into the canvas over and over. When the referee issues a warning, she gets to her feet, trying to stare down the steely eyed gaze of Referee Irons who just glares back at her at this point. Talia suddenly pulls Jessica down into a tight cradle pin and almost secures the win, but Jessica manages just barely to break free at a two and a half count with a back roll to her feet and a shocked look on her face as Talia rises to a crouched position.
The two launch themselves at each other and an exchange of fists ends in Talia's favor as she ducks and weaves, frustrating Jessica in the exchange as she peppers her with jabs and chops until Jessica suddenly drops to her knees, her back obscure the view of the referee. Talia grips her, starting to set Jessica up for the Slice bread but as she pulls her up, Jessica hits a LOW BLOW hard enough to double Talia over and dropping her to her knees!
The referee immediately calls for the DQ bell and Jessica, not caring anymore, starts unloading vicious stomps and kicks on Talia! The bell is rung multiple times as Jessica hits a low snap DDT, then rolls out of the ring, laughing. As Jessica backs her way up the ramp, Talia glares at her from inside the ring, teeth grit with rage and anger in her eyes. This will not be their last encounter!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: TALIA AREANO AT 14 MINUTES AND 32 SECONDS
Spazz: WHAT'D I TELL YOU LUNCHBOX?! LOW BLOW WINS THE DAY!
Koss: But that's a woman with ovaries!
Spazz: You ever punch a bitch in her va-j-j before?
Koss: No. I generally don't hit women out of principle.
Spazz: Well when I was a wrestler, I had to do just that and it fucking works! Only thing is you have to hit 'em harder down there than you would a man because bitches have clitorial armor! All that shit is on the inside!
Koss: Talia won the match. Jessica lost due to disqualification!
Spazz: I think you're missing the point Fats. Who dropped and who walked away? Jessica Jackson, that's who!
Koss: You have a very skewed perspective my friend.
Spazz: Yeah and that's because I don't fantasize about my commentary partner's dick in my mouth.
Koss: Will you get off that already?
Spazz: I'm not even on it, but hey that's your fantasy!
Koss: What did I do to deserve this tonight!
Spazz: Love ya' snoogems... heh heh heh.
IN RING SEGMENT
“Theatre” by Icon for Hire starts to play and the fans cheer the arrival of the reigning Queen of the South Champion, Zoey Madigan-Star! She comes to the top of the stage and takes a deep bow for the cheering masses, removing the belt from her waist and holding it up high in both hands! Bringing it back down and over her shoulder, the Sorceress Supreme makes her way down the ramp, interacting with the fans as she goes. Clearly she’s happy to be here and elated to still be champion, but for those who had been following her social media closely, they recall that the champ had something serious she wanted to say tonight.
Reaching the ring, she ascends the steps, wipes her soles and steps in between the top and middle rope. Producing a microphone out of nowhere, cause it’s kinda her thing, Zoey walks to the middle of the ring and pauses. The fans are still going off and she has to settle them a little, her time spent on stage allowing her to do this smoothly and easily. Once the packed house is down to a dull roar, the Queen of the South Champion takes a breath and starts to address them.
Zoey Madigan-Star: “I was all set to come out here and get serious right from the start. But then YOU guys… ALL of YOU…”
She points firmly at the fans, but there’s no masking her proud smile.
Zoey Madigan-Star: “...had to give me a reaction like that! Now I’m all choked up!”
Laying it on thick for sure, Zoey is still genuine, getting a mix of cheers and appreciative laughter from the fans.
Zoey Madigan-Star: “In all due seriousness, Rose pushed me harder than I thought she would. It took digging down mighty deep to pull out a win against her, but here I stand… still your champion! And from the sound of things, you guys are pretty happy with that, yeah?!”
The roar tells her she’s exactly right. However, taking another deep breath, Zoey shakes her head a little, lowering it as her dark locks fall in front of her face. The champ is dressed in purple and black from head to toe, looking both exemplary… and dark.
Zoey Madigan-Star: “But Welcome to the Future wasn’t all roses and rainbows. On the one hand, I got to watch my little sister, Katie Montes, earn the next shot at this championship… something that makes me proud beyond words. River Chance finally putting away Bianca’s hired help was wonderful, too. But then… a couple brats had to go and try to ruin the ride.”
There’s a chorus of boos now; the fans know exactly who the champion is referring to.
Zoey Madigan-Star: “I have a big problem with people who think the world owes them something because of how they look or dress or anything else. The kind of folks who demand that the rest of us bow when they walk by, that think nothing of shortcuts, insults and whatever else it takes to cow people they see as a threat. People who, when they’re faced with adversity and made to earn their praise and accolades, as anyone should, they raise a stink and stomp off like petulant children!”
The more she speaks on it, the more Zoey gets worked up. When she lifts her head to look into the camera proper, pointing fiercely with one purple-tipped finger, gripping the mic white-knuckle tight, there’s a fiery determination etched on her usually-smiling face.
Zoey Madigan-Star: “The Satsujin Triad flouted the lack of rules of Malaya Diyosa’s match against Juliet Black but still couldn’t stop Black from regaining her gold! Instead of owning up to the fact that even with numbers they could not put Juliet down, they claim favoritism and try to call Melinda Rhodes out on the carpet before picking up their deflated ball and leaving! Maybe I’m naive… maybe the man who trained me is a little too old-fashioned for this day and age… but if you lose, own up to that fact! Learn from your mistakes, get better and make it happen next time around! No one wants to hear your crying and whining about being screwed when you’re the one holding the bloody screwdriver!”
Okay, that came off a little silly, but the point is made. The fans are pumping up again and so is Zoey herself!
Zoey Madigan-Star: “Crap like that gives Southern Rebellion a bad name. And if you think Melinda Rhodes was angry about it? That does not compare to how I feel about it! I have busted my tail and made the most of every earned opportunity to be the top champion in this company, having done so for the past ten months! And I will not have a bunch of snivelling brats or overhyped prima donnas who know nothing more than shaking their rear or fighting like delinquent thugs tarnishing a company that I’ve worked by butt off to raise up like so many others in that locker room! Names like Juliet Black, River Chance, La Rebellion, Katie Montes, the Mothers of Destruction, Ursula Von Rossbach and so many more! The Triad thinks walking out of this place is going to hurt us? Oh, no, dear hearts! You make us stronger by cutting yourselves from the whole like the cancers you are!”
She turns and points at the stage, and the path leading to the aforementioned locker room.
Zoey Madigan-Star: “So I want each and every one of you back there to hear this: the moment you start thinking you’re gonna be handed ANYTHING around here, that you’re gonna strut to the top of the mountain because of your last name or your bank account or whatever the heck else without putting in blood, sweat and tears to earn it? I suggest you do us all a favor and pack your crap and get the heck out of our arena! And if you take serious umbrage with that?”
Zoey turns fully to face the stage, using the toe of her black boot to draw a symbolic line in the ring between her and the ropes.
Zoey Madigan-Star: “You can shake your tuchas on down to this ring and I’ll send you packing personally! Because a real champion takes care of her own, and this company, Southern Rebellion Wrestling is MY home! Those ladies in that locker room are MY family! And I’ll fight to the end to do right by them!”
The packed arena is right there with her, too! Zoey holds the belt high once again, the microphone lowered, and for a few moments she’s allowed to soak in the adulation born of her spirited monologue. That is… until “Wanted” by Ayak y Prok starts to play. Cheers turn to boos as the lights go up in green and red with white spotlights sweep the interior of the arena. Moments later, La Silencia and La Torbellina, the Rebellion, the reigning Southern Star Cross Champions, come out onto the stage. And they are NOT alone! A veritable army of followers, most dressed in tanks and cargos or jumpsuits, each one with their face covered by a bandana, come out to back them up… a good dozen or so, in fact, male and female alike! The fans heavily boo the champions, causing Silencia to shake her head while Torbellina takes out her own microphone.
La Torbellina: “A rousing speech, mamacita! Let us hear it for the campeon, people! A true lady of the people!”
Unsure of whether she is being taunted or not, Zoey remains where she is, eyeing the pair up on the stage. Torbellina, smiling, continues on.
La Torbellina: “We listened to you from the back, you see, and even Silencia here was moved by your words, campeon! Look at her! Why, she has a tear in her eye even now!”
Which… is hard to verify seeing as how Silencia has her own bandana on, masking the lower half of her face. She seems to just be staring at Zoey, who stares right back. Torbellina chooses this moment to get more serious, though, walking with Silencia toward the ring as their pack of revolutionaries follow close behind.
La Torbellina: “But you do realize that you threaten to call down the thunder of the gods upon your pretty little head, no? One woman, no matter how powerful, against many… that is not good odds.”
La Silencia: “No estás listo para la guerra.”
Lifting a brow, Zoey turns to Silencia, who pulls her mask down, then back to Torbellina. The revolutionaries remain outside the ring as only the tag champions are inside the squared circle with the magician.
La Torbellina: “Exactly. BUT… as I said, we were moved by your words. You have the fire inside of you, the strength and the stroke, to do what needs to be done around here. But do you have the courage?”
La Silencia: “Ven a nuestro lado, bruja. Por tu propio bien.”
Zoey Madigan-Star: “...witch?”
Torbellina lifts a brow and Silencia smirks; apparently, Zoey is able to understand enough Spanish to get what’s being said. She smiles a little, looking at the tag champions.
Zoey Madigan-Star: “So… you’re offering to have me join you, then?”
La Torbellina: “Exactly, mamacita. You want to make change, but you are ill-equipped for war. Your voice, your influence… and our strength… would let us rule this company. And none would dare stand before us!”
Silencia nods stoically, and Zoey looks like she’s actually considering it…
Zoey Madigan-Star: “Sorry, ladies. I’ve seen how you handle yourselves and I won’t be a party to that.”
At once, Silencia’s face screws into a dark scowl and Torbellina, clicking her tongue and shaking her head, smiles sadly at the Queen of the South Champion.
La Torbellina: “You’ll join us or you’ll be trampled by us. And then who will save this cancerous company? Melinda Rhodes? Not hardly! No… you had best think this through… do not be hasty.”
Zoey Madigan-Star: “Is that a threat? Because I’m in the mood to throw down, girls, and the odds don’t bother me a bit!”
Shedding her jacket and putting her belt aside, the champion gets ready to fight as Silencia starts to square off with her while Torbellina tries to talk her out of it…
#SHOT THROUGH THA’ HEART…..
The Rebel saunters out onto the stage with all eyes on her now, wearing shredded blue jeans, a stylized red suit jacket, ankle boots, and a wicked grin on her face. In one hand is a gold and black personalized microphone and in the other? Well it’s her old friend, the bright red aluminum baseball bat. She talks as she makes her way down to the ring.
Rebel: Now I’ve just about had enough of people wrecking main events, trying to pull all kinds of shit early, and just in general, disrupting this show!
She slips into the ring looking back and forth between the two offended parties.
Rebel: La Rebellion, she said no. Last I checked, in Spanish it means the exact opposite of Si and is spelled exactly the same way, right?
Mel tilts her head slightly towards them.
Rebel: Zoey’s in my main event and I already had to make one course correction this night. Ya’ll also have tag titles to defend as well. Why not just back off and agree to disagree and, I don’t know, actually save my show by not wrecking it, ladies?
Silencia snarls something in Spanish at Rebel, causing the owner’s eyes to widen a bit. Thankfully, Torbellina is there to talk some sense into her, lapsing into full Spanish herself. She seems to get through to the violent enforcer of the group and Silencia leaves the ring in a huff while Torbellina turns to Rhodes and Madigan-Star.
Rebel: Disculpe, ¿me acabas de llamar perra?!!!
Immediately Torbellina puts a hand up to stop her enforcer from potentially doing more damage as La Silencia looked ready to pounce at that statement!
La Torbellina: “Have your little show as you wish it, Rhodes. But remember our words: those who oppose us will be trampled. The Rebellion will stand tall over their bodies.”
And with that, they take their revolutionaries with them and head up the ramp as “Theatre” starts up again, Zoey standing side by side with Rebel watching them go.
Rebel: Así es, ¡vete antes de tomar otra mala decisión esta noche!
That retort is enough to make Silencia whip around, but Torbellina keeps her from starting something with the help of the other revolutionaries, herding her partner to the backstage area!
Spazz: The boss lady came down here with a ball bat and ready to rock on that one! I'm pretty sure that ain't exactly what I'd call, "impartial" ownership!
Koss: With all the disruptions to her show of late, I'm pretty sure the Rebel is on edge and clearly doesn't want to risk her main event. It's already had one change up already.
Spazz: Yeah but that would've also been a free match right then and there! La Rebellion wasn't even on the card tonight and ya' know what? Maybe Mel deserves getting her ass kicked on that one. Who doesn't book our hottest tag team every chance she can?
Koss: Yes but aren't they booked for the Fury Road house show?
Spazz: They are, but that ain't television exposure fats. That's just a small hall with a few hundred at best watching! Wicked Tuesday is internationally broadcast on motherfuckin' YOUTUBE SON!
Koss: And local broadcasting networks in Georgia, Alabama, Florida, the Carolinas, and both states of Virgina. We also post videos of the house shows as well. It's practically the same coverage.
Spazz: Shouldn't we be talkin' about wrestling? ARMBAR! HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN! SHE GOT KNOCKED DA' FUCK OUT! Shit like that?
Spazz: The boss lady came down here with a ball bat and ready to rock on that one! I'm pretty sure that ain't exactly what I'd call, "impartial" ownership!
Koss: With all the disruptions to her show of late, I'm pretty sure the Rebel is on edge and clearly doesn't want to risk her main event. It's already had one change up already.
Spazz: Yeah but that would've also been a free match right then and there! La Rebellion wasn't even on the card tonight and ya' know what? Maybe Mel deserves getting her ass kicked on that one. Who doesn't book our hottest tag team every chance she can?
Koss: Yes but aren't they booked for the Fury Road house show?
Spazz: They are, but that ain't television exposure fats. That's just a small hall with a few hundred at best watching! Wicked Tuesday is internationally broadcast on motherfuckin' YOUTUBE SON!
Koss: And local broadcasting networks in Georgia, Alabama, Florida, the Carolinas, and both states of Virgina. We also post videos of the house shows as well. It's practically the same coverage.
Spazz: Shouldn't we be talkin' about wrestling? ARMBAR! HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN! SHE GOT KNOCKED DA' FUCK OUT! Shit like that?
MAIN EVENT
ZOEY STAR, SAMANTHA HAMILTON, & RIVER CHANCE
VS
KATE STEELE, KATIE MONTES, & DONA ROTTEN
ZOEY STAR, SAMANTHA HAMILTON, & RIVER CHANCE
VS
KATE STEELE, KATIE MONTES, & DONA ROTTEN
Written by ZMS
After some discussion in both corners, it is decided that Dona Rotten will start things off with Sam Hamilton. The Titaness quickly puts her strength and height to use, bearing down on Dona in the opening lockup and easily putting her into the corner. She throws a kick to Rotten’s midsection before snapmaring her out of the corner and landing another kick to the center of the Toxic Knockout’s back! Dona arches up, but is seen to be wearing a smile as she’s pulled up by her hair. She throws off Sam’s grip and starts lighting the blonde’s chest up with chop after chop, punctuating the last one by licking the side of her hand and really laying into Hamilton! Clutching her chest, Hamilton is backed into the ropes, reversing Dona and throwing a shoulder to knock the former Ascendant Champion down. Dona is up fast, though, kipping up to her feet and hitting a rolling sobat kick to stun Sam! A short-arm lariat follows, along with a near-fall. Sam is back up quickly, doubling Dona over with another boot, then a hard knee to the midsection. DIVINE PUNISHMENT follows, but Dona kicks out at two!
Dona looks for a tag to either Steele or Montes, but Hamilton puts the brakes on that, yanking Dona back toward her and hitting a belly-to-belly on Rotten that leaves her deep in gold country… that being the corner where Sam’s partners are waiting to get in on the action! River Chance tags in, applauded and cheered on by Zoey, hoisting Dona up for a military press and letting her drop to the mat! The landing is just as bad as any pool-bound belly flop and Dona feels the air leave her forcefully. River moves in for a pin attempt but Kate Steele quickly breaks that up, yelling at Rotten to make a tag. Steele gets shoved off the apron for her trouble and the referee has to hold her back as River turns her attention back to Dona. She squeezes the Toxic Knockout in a tight bearhug until Rotten hits a few elbow shots to the top of the head, causing River’s grip to slacken. A desperation running forearm follows, rocking Chance and allowing Dona to make the tag to Katie Montes! The former Cumberland Jet springs to the top rope and launches herself off at River with a big roundhouse kick, knocking the Conquest Champion to the mat for a quick two-count!
Chance kicks out quickly enough but Katie puts on a headscissors and tries to wear the powerhouse down. River shows off her skills by handstanding her way out, but Katie lies back to avoid the penalty kick that follows, taking Chance down with a single leg and trying to cradle her for another pin! River again kicks out at two and this time catches a speeding Montes around the throat, chokeslamming her with authority. Katie is rocked from the impact and River drapes Montes over her shoulder, tagging Sam back in before powerslamming the number one contender to the mat! Hamilton backs up onto the second rope and delivers an elbow to the heart, but Montes kicks out defiantly at two! Clamping on a rear chinlock, the Titaness takes the slow road to wearing Katie down but it only keeps her at bay for so long. Soon Montes in on her feet, elbowing her way out of Sam’s grip, but Hamilton snatches her by the hair and brings her in for a backbreaker, leaving her laying on the mat and tagging River back in. Kate Steele, eager for her opportunity, charges the golden corner, knocking River into Sam and sending the latter to the floor, with Zoey narrowly avoiding the same fate! Katie looks affronted by the tactics, but has to act fast to lean out of River’s way, catching the Conquest Champion with a hangwoman’s neckbreaker before tagging in the eager Steele!
The Siren immediately pounces on Chance, but the count only goes to two. A running kick to the ribs, then another, keeps River on all fours, but a magistral cradle puts her on her shoulders again for another two. Already frustration creeps up in Steele but she tries to center, and just in time to keep River from taking her head off with a clothesline! A pele kick and a float-over DDT follow for another near-fall, but when River looks for the POMMEL STRIKE, Steele quickly shimmies free and leaps toward her corner, tagging in Dona! Rotten looks a little amused at this, but quickly gets run over by Chance and shoved into the corner. A big belly-to-belly overhead suplex tosses Rotten almost all the way across the ring, but she comes up in time to get out of the way of Chance’s charge! A backstabber follows for two but Chance throws the shoulder up and, as Dona sends her into the ropes, Zoey blind-tags into the match! River catches herself on the far ropes, leaving Dona perplexed for but a moment… long enough for Zoey to slingshot over the top rope and catch the Toxic Knockout with a TRAP CHAMBER that puts her down for a close near-fall!
Dazed from the hit, Rotten doesn’t have an answer for Zoey at first, falling prey to the SHIMMERSTEP combination… but ducking the spinning hook kick! Rotten dumps the Queen of the South Champion on her head and shoulders with a German, bridging up for a quick two-count! Zoey fights her way free and narrowly avoids Dona’s running forearm, managing to hit her with that spin kick this time to send her to the mat! Dona is whipped into the neutral corner but gets away from Madigan-Star’s charge! Running up to the top rope, Zoey backflips off the ropes and lands on her feet on the mat, bending backwards as Dona aims a big boot at the Sorceress Surpreme’s face! A back kick stuns Rotten and Zoey sets her up for SEEING STARS but Kate attacks from behind! Reversing Steele’s Irish whip, Zoey delivers an inverted atomic drop and a Northern Lights suplex, but Dona has recovered and comes off the second rope with TOXICOSIS, nailing Zoey while she’s busy with Kate! At this point, River and Sam enter the ring as well to even the odds, the champions battling it out with Steele and Rotten until Katie comes in from on high with a WHISPER IN THE WIND, wiping out just about everyone! The match degenerates into a melee with Katie ascending to the top a second time, in this instance hitting River with the PHOENIX SPLASH!
Before she can even think of a pain, though, Montes finds herself at the mercy of the Titaness, who delivers WRATH OF THE TITANS to Katie! Kate Steele soars in at this point, blasting Sam in the back of the head with a knee before wrenching up on the Coastal Empire Champion’s arm with her SHIPWRECKED submission! Zoey, however, is able to disengage Kate from her partner, throwing off Steele’s grip and booting her in the midsection before delivering the SEEING STARS DDT! Dona snatches the Queen of the South Champion before she can even think of a pin attempt, tossing Zoey with an amazing PUNK-PLEX that leaves the champion sprawled on the mat… but everyone forgot about River! Having had plenty of time to get up from Katie’s splash, she shoves Dona into the ropes, where Katie slaps Rotten on the shoulder, and delivers the POMMEL STRIKE to the Toxic Knockout… with Montes breaking up the pin! She attempts a German on River, who forces her way down and spikes the former Zero Gravity Champion with a big stalling brainbuster! With most of the rest of the teams laid out and few knowing who exactly is legal, the referee chooses to keep his attention on Montes and Chance!
Sam, leapt upon by Kate from the apron, manages to catch Steele and drop her face-first on the announce table. Steele fights back, though, and shoves Hamilton into the steps… just in time for Dona to hit a running knee on the Coastal Empire Champion, seemingly taking her out of the equation. Neither, however, are expecting Zoey Madigan-Star, who comes off the top rope with the DELIGHTFUL DEVASTATION double-rotation moonsault! Rotten and Steele are sent down hard and Zoey herself is far from unscathed… though she gets to her feet in short order! Somewhere in the chaos before her dive, Chance tags Zoey on the leg, which the referee calls as a tag; River has every intention of ending this for the champions, and batters Montes, calling for the POMMEL STRIKE, whipping Katie into the ropes with authority. Montes uses that momentum to go higher than River intended, essentially leap-frogging the Conquest Champion! Falling to the mat, she rolls River up from behind, putting her all into the pinning predicament as the referee drops down to count. Zoey, seeing this, tries to make the save but Montes is able to hold River down for the surprise three before the Queen of the South Champion can interrupt it!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: KATE STEELE, KATIE MONTES, AND DONA ROTTEN AT 20 MINUTES AND 13 SECONDS
Dona looks for a tag to either Steele or Montes, but Hamilton puts the brakes on that, yanking Dona back toward her and hitting a belly-to-belly on Rotten that leaves her deep in gold country… that being the corner where Sam’s partners are waiting to get in on the action! River Chance tags in, applauded and cheered on by Zoey, hoisting Dona up for a military press and letting her drop to the mat! The landing is just as bad as any pool-bound belly flop and Dona feels the air leave her forcefully. River moves in for a pin attempt but Kate Steele quickly breaks that up, yelling at Rotten to make a tag. Steele gets shoved off the apron for her trouble and the referee has to hold her back as River turns her attention back to Dona. She squeezes the Toxic Knockout in a tight bearhug until Rotten hits a few elbow shots to the top of the head, causing River’s grip to slacken. A desperation running forearm follows, rocking Chance and allowing Dona to make the tag to Katie Montes! The former Cumberland Jet springs to the top rope and launches herself off at River with a big roundhouse kick, knocking the Conquest Champion to the mat for a quick two-count!
Chance kicks out quickly enough but Katie puts on a headscissors and tries to wear the powerhouse down. River shows off her skills by handstanding her way out, but Katie lies back to avoid the penalty kick that follows, taking Chance down with a single leg and trying to cradle her for another pin! River again kicks out at two and this time catches a speeding Montes around the throat, chokeslamming her with authority. Katie is rocked from the impact and River drapes Montes over her shoulder, tagging Sam back in before powerslamming the number one contender to the mat! Hamilton backs up onto the second rope and delivers an elbow to the heart, but Montes kicks out defiantly at two! Clamping on a rear chinlock, the Titaness takes the slow road to wearing Katie down but it only keeps her at bay for so long. Soon Montes in on her feet, elbowing her way out of Sam’s grip, but Hamilton snatches her by the hair and brings her in for a backbreaker, leaving her laying on the mat and tagging River back in. Kate Steele, eager for her opportunity, charges the golden corner, knocking River into Sam and sending the latter to the floor, with Zoey narrowly avoiding the same fate! Katie looks affronted by the tactics, but has to act fast to lean out of River’s way, catching the Conquest Champion with a hangwoman’s neckbreaker before tagging in the eager Steele!
The Siren immediately pounces on Chance, but the count only goes to two. A running kick to the ribs, then another, keeps River on all fours, but a magistral cradle puts her on her shoulders again for another two. Already frustration creeps up in Steele but she tries to center, and just in time to keep River from taking her head off with a clothesline! A pele kick and a float-over DDT follow for another near-fall, but when River looks for the POMMEL STRIKE, Steele quickly shimmies free and leaps toward her corner, tagging in Dona! Rotten looks a little amused at this, but quickly gets run over by Chance and shoved into the corner. A big belly-to-belly overhead suplex tosses Rotten almost all the way across the ring, but she comes up in time to get out of the way of Chance’s charge! A backstabber follows for two but Chance throws the shoulder up and, as Dona sends her into the ropes, Zoey blind-tags into the match! River catches herself on the far ropes, leaving Dona perplexed for but a moment… long enough for Zoey to slingshot over the top rope and catch the Toxic Knockout with a TRAP CHAMBER that puts her down for a close near-fall!
Dazed from the hit, Rotten doesn’t have an answer for Zoey at first, falling prey to the SHIMMERSTEP combination… but ducking the spinning hook kick! Rotten dumps the Queen of the South Champion on her head and shoulders with a German, bridging up for a quick two-count! Zoey fights her way free and narrowly avoids Dona’s running forearm, managing to hit her with that spin kick this time to send her to the mat! Dona is whipped into the neutral corner but gets away from Madigan-Star’s charge! Running up to the top rope, Zoey backflips off the ropes and lands on her feet on the mat, bending backwards as Dona aims a big boot at the Sorceress Surpreme’s face! A back kick stuns Rotten and Zoey sets her up for SEEING STARS but Kate attacks from behind! Reversing Steele’s Irish whip, Zoey delivers an inverted atomic drop and a Northern Lights suplex, but Dona has recovered and comes off the second rope with TOXICOSIS, nailing Zoey while she’s busy with Kate! At this point, River and Sam enter the ring as well to even the odds, the champions battling it out with Steele and Rotten until Katie comes in from on high with a WHISPER IN THE WIND, wiping out just about everyone! The match degenerates into a melee with Katie ascending to the top a second time, in this instance hitting River with the PHOENIX SPLASH!
Before she can even think of a pain, though, Montes finds herself at the mercy of the Titaness, who delivers WRATH OF THE TITANS to Katie! Kate Steele soars in at this point, blasting Sam in the back of the head with a knee before wrenching up on the Coastal Empire Champion’s arm with her SHIPWRECKED submission! Zoey, however, is able to disengage Kate from her partner, throwing off Steele’s grip and booting her in the midsection before delivering the SEEING STARS DDT! Dona snatches the Queen of the South Champion before she can even think of a pin attempt, tossing Zoey with an amazing PUNK-PLEX that leaves the champion sprawled on the mat… but everyone forgot about River! Having had plenty of time to get up from Katie’s splash, she shoves Dona into the ropes, where Katie slaps Rotten on the shoulder, and delivers the POMMEL STRIKE to the Toxic Knockout… with Montes breaking up the pin! She attempts a German on River, who forces her way down and spikes the former Zero Gravity Champion with a big stalling brainbuster! With most of the rest of the teams laid out and few knowing who exactly is legal, the referee chooses to keep his attention on Montes and Chance!
Sam, leapt upon by Kate from the apron, manages to catch Steele and drop her face-first on the announce table. Steele fights back, though, and shoves Hamilton into the steps… just in time for Dona to hit a running knee on the Coastal Empire Champion, seemingly taking her out of the equation. Neither, however, are expecting Zoey Madigan-Star, who comes off the top rope with the DELIGHTFUL DEVASTATION double-rotation moonsault! Rotten and Steele are sent down hard and Zoey herself is far from unscathed… though she gets to her feet in short order! Somewhere in the chaos before her dive, Chance tags Zoey on the leg, which the referee calls as a tag; River has every intention of ending this for the champions, and batters Montes, calling for the POMMEL STRIKE, whipping Katie into the ropes with authority. Montes uses that momentum to go higher than River intended, essentially leap-frogging the Conquest Champion! Falling to the mat, she rolls River up from behind, putting her all into the pinning predicament as the referee drops down to count. Zoey, seeing this, tries to make the save but Montes is able to hold River down for the surprise three before the Queen of the South Champion can interrupt it!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: KATE STEELE, KATIE MONTES, AND DONA ROTTEN AT 20 MINUTES AND 13 SECONDS
Spazz: HOLY FUCKIN' BALLS SON!! UUUPPPSSSEEETTTT OUTTA' NOWHERE!!!
Koss: Katie Montes secured the victory with a roll up on a very surprised River Chance right there! Who the hell saw that coming at all?!
Spazz: I didn't and I'm right here watching this shit with you!!!
Koss: The Champions have gotten a taste of their championship contenders tonight and what a battle it was! They absolutely cannot even so much as blink or it's over!
Spazz: I bet you dollars to donuts everybody expected the champs to come in and STOMP! They've been dominant as fuck in every match they've had from the word go!
Koss: Tonight was clearly the night for Katie Montes, Kate Steele, and Dona Rotten. Thank you all for watching but our time is up! Goodnight and god bless!
Spazz: SNOOTCH TO THE BOOCH MOFUGGAAASSSS!!!
Koss: Katie Montes secured the victory with a roll up on a very surprised River Chance right there! Who the hell saw that coming at all?!
Spazz: I didn't and I'm right here watching this shit with you!!!
Koss: The Champions have gotten a taste of their championship contenders tonight and what a battle it was! They absolutely cannot even so much as blink or it's over!
Spazz: I bet you dollars to donuts everybody expected the champs to come in and STOMP! They've been dominant as fuck in every match they've had from the word go!
Koss: Tonight was clearly the night for Katie Montes, Kate Steele, and Dona Rotten. Thank you all for watching but our time is up! Goodnight and god bless!
Spazz: SNOOTCH TO THE BOOCH MOFUGGAAASSSS!!!
Roll Credits to Megadeth's "CRUSH 'EM!"