Post by Melinda Rhodes on Mar 17, 2020 22:39:12 GMT -7
REBEL STAR ARENA
ROME, GA
3/17/2020
TAPE DELAYED TO 3/18/2020
"Toxic" cover by Lauren Babic hit's the P/A system as the show begins! The stage is standard issue with the Southern Rebellion Winged Star graphic blazing across the titantron screen, surrounded by a steel pipe structure and dark red curtains. The fans cheer as pyro columns pop loud and bright on the stage in a myriad of colors, When the smoke clears, there stands a wicked looking Jenny Beck with spiked black hair and red leather pants, white black flag Tanktop, black buckle boots and matching studded leather jacket.
Jenny Beck: AAAAAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!! WWWWIIIICCCCKKEEEEEDDDD TTTUUUUEEESSSDDDAAAAAYYYY!!!
She bursts down to ringside, outstretched hands with, hitting running high fives along the way. Quickly arriving at ringside, she leaps up, slides across the canvas and hops to her feet!
Jenny Beck: MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' NNNNNNOOOOOIIIIISSSSEEEE!! SCREAM FOR ME YOU WICKED MOTHERFFFFUUUUCCCCKKEEERRRRSSS!!! YEAH!!!
*HUGE POP!*
Jenny Beck: IT'S THE BEST WAY TO SPEND A TUESDAY! JOE AND MIKEY! DO YOUR THAAAANNNNGGGG!!!!
We cut to the commentary table where we find Joe Koss and Mike spazz ready and waiting!
Spazz: I'll do my thang alright!
Koss: If you whip your dick out at this table, I will beat you with a filthy shoe! Evening folks, welcome to SRW Wicked Tuesday! I'm Joe Koss sitting alongside my hetero life-mate, Mike Spazz.
Spazz: SUP MOFUCKAS! THE SPAZZONATOR IS HERE! Hide your wives, hot sisters, hot legal age daughters, and maybe your grandmas too if I'm feeling extra frisky!
Koss: ....Really?
Spazz: Fuck yeah! Throw some hot lazy-eyed cousins too! I'm not picky!
Koss: You're in rare form tonight. Anyways, tonight it's St. Patrick's day! We have green beer, special green versions of wrestling merchandise, and our matches for the night goes a little something like this. The opening bout features Pheonix Lestrange making her debut against Iphy Kopadi, the blood feud between Psycho Maguire and Maria Salvatore continues and this time they bring friends for six woman tag team action!
Spazz: My Swede-Reole is in the hizhouse! She's Maya Lindstrom is HOT! H.A.W.T!
Koss: A three way dance between Hannah Grant, Cherry Deville, and Jessica Jackson!
Spazz: Also fucking hot!
Koss: Which one?
Spazz: All three in a three way, yo! What else you think I'm thinking?
Koss: Forgive me for thinking your head was slightly above the gutter for once.
Spazz: You should know better!
Koss: You're right. SMC's Riot Group takes on The Mother's of Destruction in what is expected to be one hell of a match.
Spazz: Two hot ass Milf's goin' crazy with biker chicks in leather! What's not to love?
Koss: Bianca Davis takes on Rose!
Spazz: She's still here?
Koss: Yep. Queen Be Bianca Davis, excuse me I mean LeBlanc, is here.
Spazz: I hope Rose knocks her head clean off!
Koss: Another scorcher of a match is Juliet Black's latest Hardcore Championship defense against Talia Areano! Brutality will be at an all time high!
Spazz: Everything involving Julie B involves brutality, Lunchbox! I wouldn't mind her hand in my pants but she might rip my dick off and feed it to me and I don't eat dick, even if it's my own!!!
Koss: No comment. A long anticipated match since the days of Galactic Wrestling will pit Ascendant Champion, Ursula Von Rossbach up against Coastal Empire Champion, Samantha Hamilton in what has been described as a Clash of the Titanesses!
Spazz: Sam Ham is fuckin' smoking hot as fuck, Joe, but Ursula is a straight up beast!
Koss: Don't forget that Samantha Hamilton has been long undefeated in singles competition and has not lost her championship since she won it in a battle royal against several competitors!
Spazz: Yeah but does she have a Resume of Destruction?
Koss: I wouldn't doubt that she has something very similar. Last but certainly not least we have Katie Montes and Zoey Star teaming up to take on the tag team of La Rebellion who have been tearing a hole through damn near everyone they meet, including even the owner of this company, Melinda Rhodes!
Spazz: What are they thinking? Do they hate making money or something?
Koss: Who's to say? They've managed to damn near piss off everyone in the building so far and I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't come back to bite them very soon!
IPHY KOPADI VS. PHOENIX LESTRANGE
(Writer: ZMS)
Right from the start, Phoenix tries to intimidate Iphy by baring her fangs but Kopadi barely bats an eyelash, continuing to look for an opening to lock up. Phoenix in response goes for the neck with her mighty incisors but Kopadi cracks her with a forearm to the jaw, brings her down with a reverse STO and looks for a Koji clutch! Twisting away from her Grecian adversary, LeStrange stares at Iphy with a snarl on her lips. Still calm and focused, Iphy doesn’t take her eyes off her vampiric opponent, the two finally locking up proper once the latter is vertical. LeStrange goes for the eyes, temporarily blinding Iphy, and tries to hit the TEASE (stunner), but Iphy shoves her away. It is a momentary respite; Phoenix comes back with a hard kick to the chest, knocking Iphy into the ropes and catching her with a roundhouse kick followed by a snap DDT for a near-fall. The shots seem to wake Iphy up and as her vision clears she starts fighting back, kicking LeStrange away when she goes for the DEVIANT OF THE NIGHT submission and kipping up to her feet. She ducks a clothesline from Phoenix, turning before the vampire can react and delivering a bridging belly-to-back suplex for a two-count.
Rolling back and getting to her feet, Phoenix angrily charges again but Iphy deflects her, letting LeStrange run into the ropes and return. She looks for another roundhouse kick of the spinning variety but Iphy ducks, coming up and under Phoenix and taking her down with a powerbomb, folding her up for a near-fall. Phoenix isn’t done, however, reaching up and grabbing Iphy by the hair and yanking her down into a rising knee. A snap suplex follows, then a second, before Phoenix tries another pin attempt, again having Iphy kick out at two. She goes for the eyes with black-tipped nails again but Iphy catches the hand and puts LeStrange in an arm wringer, turning it into a hammerlock scoop slam. Phoenix holds her shoulder as she gets up, shoulder-checked into the turnbuckles by a running Kopadi. Iphy follows with a kick to the bicep, then a few shoulders to the midsection before a monkey flip sends LeStrange sailing to mid-ring, landing hard on her back. Coming up in a raving fury, she swats aside an attack from Iphy and strikes her dangerously low, grabbing her legs from under her and looking again for DEVIANT OF THE NIGHT. Using her leg strength, Iphy twists away and gets to her feet, narrowly avoiding a pele kick and using that opening to lock in the CLUTCH OF THE TITANS, forcing Phoenix to tap out!
WINNER: IPHY KOPADI BY SUBMISSION AT 12 MINUTES AND 28 SECONDS!
Koss: Impressive win here folks!
Spazz: Iphy just showed the new girl the pecking order for damn sure.
Koss: Pheonix LeStrange is going to be burning for some payback I'm sure. This was her debut match and Iphy Kopadi just put her in her place right off the bat!
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
We head backstage where this a big table set up in a locker room, with green, white and orange balloons and what appears to be at least forty tins of Murphy’s stout. We see Wendy House, who is wearing a headband with a giant shamrock on it.
House: TO BE SURE AN’ BEGORRAH! Happy St Paddy’s day everyone! And as I’m half-Irish, oi thought hell, oi got more reason to party than all you Americans who pretend to be Irish as an excuse to get drunk! Lemme tell ya something fella, I am actually Irish, and I never need an excuse to get drunk! But hey, first things first Whistling Dixie... we’re not drinking until we’s taken care of a little business.
House is going full on Irish accent here, which kinda overruns her normal bizarre speech pattern for the most part, though the odd “Houseism” creeps in occasionally.
House: You see the House of Dix will not be going into battle alone, oh no, because we’ve been buddied up with MaRRRRRia SalvatoRRRRe. Hey, rolling rs is fun, me’s not even usually say dat letta!
Being somewhat festive her partner Tracy Dixon shows up dressed in green with a broad smile across her face.
Dixon: Now I may not be Irish or even “black Irish” yet this green here in my outfit shows solidarity to my tag partner, to my friend and a great legend of the business. Wendy House may seem like someone who is all about fun and games, who smashes mythical creatures with chairs and casually threatens anyone from opponents to passers by with cruel acts of violence..yet as dangerous as ll that sounds. I’d much rather have someone as unstable, as erratic and simply chaotic on my side than against me. So Maria Salvatore the walking hot tamale who gets to team with us may not like us, she may not even know who we are but Maria, darling. At least you don’t have to go face to face with us. Together me and House actually have managed to turn a corner, change our ways if you will and this time Come St. Paddy’s day to Southern Rebel Wrestling, you Maria might just be there to witness a historical two match winning streak for the House of Dix, maybe we’ll make you a honorary member for the night, how’s that?
House: Fine by me’s. She can get her own dwinks dough. Me’s not got enough winners purses to be buying for others yet.
She grins.
House: Two match winning stweak sounds good, fella. After what happened a short two weeks ago, we’re fired up and hungwy fot more. And today is a day for celebration, so why not go out there, beat down our opponents who were kind enough to ignore me on social media... ASSHOLES... then come back here and party the night away. A House Party if you will! I love me’s name, it can be used in so many puns!
Tracy walks up to House putting a hand on her shoulder.
Dixon: I’d say she’s not usually like this, that it’s just the drinks talking but who am I kidding? You have all seen how she acts and talks all the time. This is the truest and single most sincere form of the legend that is Wendy House. Someone who extends her hand in the modern ways of communicating only to be ignored not just for her matches in this company but as of late on her birthday. So indulge her some frustration and bitterness towards the fans and fellow roster members alike, allow her to be that much human who has no shame or fear showcasing the purest forms of her emotions for the whole world..or just suffer the consequences of angering her even futhrer. Choice is rather simple and there are no inbetween options. Psycho Macguire is a great name and I’d say Wendy House is at least your namesake and what Maja Lindström and Melissa Maye can bring to the match if not some delicious international flavor to Atlanta..I do not know. I don’t think that the three of you understand just what kind of trio you are facing either. Which in fairness, plays right to our hands because while most would go for an element of surprise. In the case of a odd couple pairing of a team like myself and House along with Maria Salvatore I’d go even further and claim that going into this match we have more than mere element, we have the proverbial ELEPHANT of surprise on our side, because not even the three of us can predict the outcome and the lengths we are going to go to make sure that Wicked Tuesday will tonight truly be worthy of that name.
House: Dixie, you’s a big girl an has a hell of a twunk, but even me’s no call you an elephant.
She smiles at her partner.
House: We’ll see’s you out there ladies. The House of Dix is in effect, y’all!
We cut back to ringside.
Spazz: Do you think they realize that they are calling themselves a house full of dicks?
Koss: I'm not going to argue semantics with a big strong African-American woman who could knock my head into the front row if she gets mad enough. She can call her team whatever she likes!
PSYCHO MAGUIRE, MELISSA MAYE, & MAYA LINDSTROM
VS
MARIA SALVATORE, TRACY DIXON, & WENDY HOUSE
(Written By Alex)
The bell sounds and Melissa Maye steps out to start for her team with Psycho and Maja stepping out to the apron. Across the ring, Dixon and House step out to allow Maria Salvatore to start for their team. Maria and Melissa step into a traditional collar and elbow tie-up. Maria goes for a side headlock and Melissa ducks under, jumping up into an enziguri. Maria stumbles away and Melissa goes for a running side cradle.
Maria kicks out.
Melissa steps back and hits a basement dropkick that knocks Maria to a neutral corner. Melissa rushes in for a Stage Dive and then jumps up, horns in the air. Maria pulls herself along the ropes and makes the tag to Dixon. Melissa turns to find the bigger woman running her over with a clothesline. Dixon drags Melissa uo and throws her bodily into the corner. As Melissa lands against the turnbuckles, Dixon rushes in and hits the Kentucky Blind Date. Melissa tumbles out of the corner and Dixon covers.
Melissa kicks out.
Dixon makes the tag to House and drops an elbow to Melissa. As Dixon rolls out, House jumps off the top for a flying elbow drop. House holds for the cover.
Melissa gets a shoulder up.
House makes the tag to Maria. The two drag Melissa up and hit a double suplex. Maria gets Melissa up and hits a brainbuster, floating over for the cover.
Maja makes the save!
Maria gets up and starts to rumble with Maja. The two trade shots until Maja hits a kick to the gut and hits In The Red. Dixon and House come in and fight with Maja, Dixon eating a shot, as well as House, before Dixon gets in one on Maja. House catches Maja and elevates her, Dixon catching her for a Samoan drop. As the impact rattles the ring, neither sees Melissa crawl over to make the tag to Psycho. The smallest woman in the match, comes roaring over and leaps into a rising head butt on the much larger Dixon. House slugs Psycho and eats a kick to the legs in return. Psycho turns and kicks Dixon in the knee and then hits a step-up enziguri on House that sends her to the mat. Psycho nails a big roundhouse kick that stuns Dixon and then hits a basement dropkick that sends House to the floor. Psycho turns and snaps off a nasty Gealtachta that catches Dixon in the mouth. The big redwood falls to the mat, landing heavily on Maria. Psycho shoves Dixon over and then covers Maria. 1-2-3!!!
WINNER: PSYCHO MAGUIRE, MALISSA MAYE, & MAYA LINDSTROM BY PINFALL AT 10 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS!
Spazz: Fuck, you could say Maria was crushed by the weight of her own team!
Koss: The star quarterback of this match is Psycho Maguire who just bum rushed and murdered everyone at the end of the match. Maria Salvatore has GOT to be fuming at this defeat. This feud isn't over by a longshot!
Spazz: Salvatore is gonna' have to pay for a hitter at this point!
HANNAH GRANT VS JESSICA JACKSON VS CHERRY DEVILLE
(Writer: ZMS)
The three women warily circle one another, waiting for each other to make the first move. Eager to get the fight going, Hannah attacks first, leveling Cherry with a clothesline but falling prey to a hair-pull rear mat slam from Jessica who immediately takes to stomping her downed opponent. Cherry isn’t down long, though, and starts to help Jessica put the boots to Hannah, only to be shoved back as though she were interfering in Jessica dealing with her chosen prey! Deciding to change focus, Cherry blasts Jessica with a big haymaker before bodyslamming Jessica right on top of Hannah before trying unsuccessfully to pin both women at the same time! Hannah gets the worst of it, rolling out of the ring as DeVille takes over on Jackson, lighting up her chest with chops. Sending her into the ropes, Cherry delivers a spinebuster to Jackson, but Jessica kicks out at two. Hannah is making her way back into the ring as Cherry hoists Jackson up high for the CHERRY BOMB, going for the powerhouse’s leg, bringing her to one knee! A running kick to the back of the head leaves DeVille sprawling and Jessica, just getting up from being awkwardly dropped, takes a clothesline to the back of the neck, Russian sickle style!
Hannah takes pleasure in this, alternating between stomping on Jessica and striking Cherry with crossface-style strikes from behind! She can’t keep both down for long, though, and eventually the cagey Jessica is back in the mix, grabbing Hannah by the hair and yanking back! Grant tosses an elbow Jessica’s way and that seems to be what Jackson was counting on as she ducks the shot and locks in a head-and-arm choke on the brawler from the Land of the Sky! Hannah tries to wriggle her way out but Jessica has a deathgrip on her. That is… until Cherry, having the time she needed to get vertical again, hoists both women upon her shoulder! The show of strength is followed by a wicked powerslam variation that smashes both Jessica and Hannah to the mat but leaves DeVille a bit winded, too! Thus all three are out of it for several moments before Cherry homes in on Hannah, rocking her with a right hand which Grant returns in kind, adding a thumb to the eye for good measure! A double-clothesline from Jessica staggers both women… but a tandem chop from Grant and DeVille leaves her on the mat, clutching her chest and fighting for air!
Grant uses the momentary distraction to rock a European uppercut that makes Cherry stumble back. Charging in, a knee to the midsection and a few elbows to the back of the neck keep DeVille on defense, letting Hannah have her way. She batters Cherry into the corner, then delivers a butterfly suplex, floating over into a pin attempt… that Jessica breaks up! Turning her frustration on Jackson, Hannah finds that her adversary has healed up quite a bit in those few untouched moments. Raking the eyes, then the back, Jessica delights in her dark tactics, grabbing Hannah’s hair and using it to deliver a hangwoman’s neckbreaker! Hannah is left standing for a moment before dropping to a knee just in time to avoid a big boot from Cherry that knocks Jackson back into the ropes! She grabs momentum from this, using Hannah as a steppingstone to leap at Cherry, who puts her to the mat with the CHERRY BOMB! She rolls away as Hannah comes up, a second butterfly suplex putting DeVille right back down! Not done, Jackson forces her way up and when Hannah turns, hitting a bulldog and a curb stomp! Still feeling the CHERRY BOMB, though, Jessica does not see DeVille coming, the two women colliding and hitting the mat, leaving all three down yet again!
Yet oddly, Deville doesn't seem to be moving either. Something seems rather wrong and as the referee separates the bodies and checks on Cherry, Jessica rises behind her, holding up what looks to be a pair of brass knuckles in her hand, instantly getting huge boos from the fans. A replay of the tape even shows Jessica pulling a pair of brass knuckles out of her tights while the referee looked away towards a mid-air Deville. Jessica looking as if she were going to slug Hannah but instead her fist collides with Cherry's just as the two of them are bowled over. Hannah Grant gets up, still a bit woozy and EATS A BRASS KNUCKLE SHOT FROM JESSICA TOO! Jackson tosses the knucks aside and rolls over Hannah for the pin. She screams at the referee who immediately turns and slaps his hand to the mat 1-2-3!
Winner: JESSICA JACKSON VIA PINFALL? AT 19 MINUTES AND 33 SECONDS!
Post Match: Jessica exits the ring with a wicked grin as the fans boo in pure uproar at her. She backs her way up the aisle, fist in the air with pride for "outsmarting" her opposition as she sees it.
Koss: How in the 9 layer cake of hell did she get away with that?
Spazz: The referee didn't see it, she didn't do it! Oldest law in the land!
Koss: Jessica Jackson secures a win by any means here tonight! Tainted or not.
Spazz: You know I like me some dirty girls who'll do anythang, Lunchbox!
Koss: ...yeah. How'd your check for Hep C after the other night go?
Spazz: Clean as a whistle, Kossman.
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
The scene cuts to an empty hallway where we find one Ursula Von Rossbach standing with her back against a white brick wall, the Ascendant Title draped over her shoulder and muscular arms crossed over her chest. She's dressed in her competition gear, her expression hard to read. The Lady Terminator barely registers a breath, standing so unnervingly still with unblinking eyes.
UVR: From afar, a long time I have watched Samantha Hamilton, The Titaness. She has always impressed me with her resilience and staying power, showing surprising strength even as her musculature gave way to a thinner form that seems a bit 'sexier' for the fans. As much as I may respect her, part of me preferred the stronger image she presented, rather than the diminished one she has now that clearly caters to greater sex appeal.
Ursula cocks her head to one side ever-so-slightly.
UVR: I know that your change in appearance is a double-edged sword, a ruse intended to lure the foolish into underestimating you. To deny your experience and skill would be to court disaster. In the eyes of our peers, you are an athlete of higher pedigree and you possess a higher tier championship. You have held your title longer than any I have ever possessed. When this was booked, it was billed as champion versus champion, but I care not for pedigree nor standing. This is a contest between two powerful women in the sport of professional wrestling, one where ironically, I am considered something of an underdog.
She unfolds her arms, pulling that title from her shoulder and steps in closer to the camera.
UVR: After tonight, there will be no question of who is under who. Win if you can. Survive if I allow it.
With that she turns and steps off camera.
Koss: Strong albeit ambiguous words from from Ursula Von Rossbach.
Spazz: Ursula will never stop being scary to me, dawg.
Koss: She's scary to alot of people, Spazz-O.
SMC RIOT GROUP VS MOTHERS OF DESTRUCTION
(Written by Alex)
As the bell sounds, Bullet and Lyra walk to the center of the ring and nod to each other. Within seconds, the two are pounding away on each other almost like a hockey fight, each firing shot after shot into the other’s face. The two continue hammering away until each are bleeding from multiple places. They each come through with one more big shot and both women fall to the mat, bleeding like stuck pigs. Being closer to their corner, Lyra makes the tag to Dona. Bullet starts to get up and Dona comes through with the Chainsaw Kick. Bullet goes down and Dona covers.
Bullet kicks out.
Dona jumps over into a side cradle.
Bullet kicks out.
Dona tags Lyra while holding onto Bullet’s foot to keep her in place. Lyra comes in with a basement dropkick that puts Bullet down on the mat again. Dona rolls out of the ring and Lyra stands, wiping the blood from her eyes as she waits for Bullet to get up to her knees. Bullet does so and Lyra goes for a high speed roundhouse kick. Bullet ducks and rolls Lyra up from behind.
Lyra kicks out.
Lyra’s momentum springs her to her corner where she makes the tag to Dona. Bullet gets to her feet and cracks Dona with a forearm shot. Dona staggers and Bullet dives to her corner, making the tag to Bandit.
Bandit comes in and meets Dona in the middle of the ring. The two Shieldmaidens begin to throw punches much the same way Bullet and Lyra did earlier. Just as before, the two hammer away on each other, drawing blood on both faces. Bandit gets in a knee to the stomach and then pulls Dona into an inside cradle.
Dona kicks out.
Bandit runs to the ropes and springboards into a moonsault. Dona looks up and Bandit comes down on her perfectly for a cover.
Dona kicks out.
Dona reverses over into a cradle of her own.
Bandit kicks out.
Bandit lands in an O’Connor roll position cover.
Dona kicks out.
Bandit runs across the ring and tries for the springboard again. Dona moves and Bandit crashes to the mat. As Bandit starts up, Dona hist the Chainsaw Kick and then makes the tag to Lyra. Bullet starts to come in but Lyra comes in and hits the Wolf Fang on Bullet sending her to the floor. Bandit starts up only for the Mothers of Destruction to hit Kiss Mommy Goodnight. Lyra covers Bandit. 1-2-3!!!
WINNER: MOTHERS OF DESTRUCTION BY PINFALL AT 12 MINUTES AND 42 SECONDS
Koss: Mothers of Destruction with the win via Kiss Mommy Goodnight!
Spazz: They've been on fuckin' fire since they teamed up, Joe! Who the hell is gonna' beat these hot goth momma monsters?
Koss: Hard to say but they are definitely working their way up to being front runners in contention for the tag team titles. As former Tag Team Champions, Riot Group has got to be reeling from this loss regardless of their affiliation with Dona and Lyra.
Spazz: True dat. We'll just have to see if the ties that bind are stronger than the need to advance at any cost.
BIANCA DAVIS VS ROSE
From the moment the bell rings, Rose finds her foot caught by Bianca's "Underling" outside the ring. Rose stops and starts yelling at her over the ropes and while this is happening, Bianca Davis sneaks in with a fast and dirty schoolgirl roll-up while she's unprepared and before Rose even knows what's happening it's 1-2-3 game over! This immediately hast he fans in an uproar with Rose kicking out far too late! Bianca rolls out of the ring, pointing and laughing the entire time!
WINNER: BIANCA DAVIS BY PINFALL AT 1 MINUTE AND 2 SECONDS!
Post Match: Rose rises angrily from her kneeling position and gives chase out of the ring. Bianca shoves Underling at Rose to save herself and Rose, responding with great fury, hits Underling with BANG BANG YOUR DEAD! Then heads straight for the back roaring for Bianca's blood!
Spazz: HOLY FUCK! That can't be right? That was a fucking minute?!!!
Koss: Rose was distracted by underling and Bianca Davis took full advantage with a roll up and run away victory!
Spazz: The fans are fucking pissed yo! Hell I'm fucking pissed! I expected at least some running away, shenanigans.... oh wait I'd probably still be disappointed.
Koss: Well I for one think Bianca will rue the day she upset the Deadly Rose! There will be payback and maybe a few ounces of blood involved too!
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK VS TALIA AREANO
This time there are no weapons in the ring but four trash cans filled with a wild assortment of weapons at each corner outside. Juliet carries in her hand a Singapore cane while Talia brandishes a simple yet effective steel chair. For whom the Bell tolls? Well it tolls for these two and the two cross the ring with gusto. Shots are blocked and countered until Talia manages to catch Juliet's cane in the opening of the chair, rip it from her hands and spin around with a devastating chair shot that Juliet barely gets her arms up in time for, the blow sending her spinning and rolling out of the ring on impact!
Juliet's back on her feet in time to catch a thrown chair over the ropes from a running Talia who dives through them to deliver both feet to the chair and straight into Juliet's face, sending her staggering back into one of the trash cans! Talia moves in, taking Juliet by back of her head and yanking her back only to get a baking sheet jammed into her throat and then cracked across her face, sending her spinning around and dropping to one knee! Juliet hits her with a second shot that wraps the metal over her head and drops her to the floor! Juliet then dumps the trash out onto Talia's still rising form, dropping all sorts of nasty goodies on her head, then starts to repeatedly slam it across her back over and over, warping the can with each shot, tossing it down upon her on the 5th blow. She then gathers a staple gun that fell from the can and pulls out a pair of dollar bills from her pocket. With a loud CLICK-CHACK she staples a dollar to each of Talia's ass cheeks, causing her to wail in agony! Juliet hits her several times in the back with the staple gun, loud CLICK-CHACK noises making more than a few in the crowd squirm while the rest are screaming for blood!
On the tenth shot, she tosses the stapler at the back of Talia's head, dropping her to the floor as she clutches at the back of her head. Juliet grabs her by a leg and drags her over to the next trash can where she pulls out a bag of thumbtacks and dumps them out. She then pulls out a bottle full of lighter fluid, promptly dousing the thumbtacks and then pulls a match out, strikes it, and lights it on fire! She works fast, setting up for a German Suplex but Talia hooks the leg back elbows her, then spins around and hits a dropkick that knocks Juliet into the flaming thumb tacks, stabbing her back up while also burning her skin and even singeing her hair. Juliet isn't even allowed to growl in pain, however, as Talia adds insult to injury with THE SOLAR SHOWER!!! Juliet actually can't help but cry out in pain as those thumb tacks are driven even further into her back!
Talia makes a quick pinfall but in an adrenaline rushed fury, Juliet kicks out and punches her in the back of the head at the same time! She then gathers Talia up and sets her for an irish whip but Talia reverses and Juliet is sent knees first into the nearby ring steps, flipping up and over into a miserable, pain-filled heap on the floor! Juliet crawls a bit before getting to her feet in time to see Talia hopping onto those ring steps after a mad spring, leaping off, and crashing into her with a twisting Moonsault, the two going to the floor together but Talia immediately back on her feet with a wild WHOOP!
Gathering up the next trash can, Talia watches Juliet get back to her feet on unsteady legs and then hurls the entire thing filled with weapons right at her opponent's back, dropping her to the floor while sending hardware flying a few different directions. Even Joe and Mike at the announce table had to duck a few flying pieces of weaponry! Talia pumps her fists and then rushes towards Juliet. Just as Talia leaps up, Juliet grabs a 2x4, rolls on her back and holds it up just in time for Talia to leap belly first on the end of it, bouncing off and clutching at her guts while groaning in pain!
From there Juliet gets to her feet and proceeds to savagely beat Talia with the 2x4 on the floor with repeated blows to the back and legs, then gathers her up in a deadlift German Suplex straight on the floor! Gathering Talia up, Juliet walks her around the ring and hurls her head first into the last trash can! As Juliet approaches, Talia grabs one of the weapons that fall from the can, another staple gun. She keeps it concealed and waits for Juliet to grab her and then jams the stapler into her hand, then promptly rolls over and beats her across the side of her head with it, jamming several staples into her scalp in the process. Juliet falls to the side, clutching at the side of her now split open and heavily stapled head!
Talia gathers her up and tosses Juliet back into the ring. Then hops onto the apron as Juliet drags herself across the canvas, leaps onto the top rope and springs off! Juliet rolls over and brings up both knees, causing Talia to crash and burn across them belly first! Juliet, now with blood streaking down the side of her face, decides playtime is over, hitting THE BARE KNUCKLE GLAM on a rising Talia but the shot is blocked and countered with an arm drag followed by a BRILLO DORADO! She hooks the leg and gets a two count for her troubles!
Frustration kicks in as Talia tries to finish Juliet fast, growing impatient with her tough opponent. Gathering her up, she sets up for the SLICE OF HEAVEN but is shoved into the turnbuckle and promptly hit in the back of the head with THE BARE KNUCKLE GLAM! Talia crumples, but before she can drop, she's flung to the canvas. Juliet grabs her arms and then hits THE SKULL FUCK! Promptly pinning Talia for the 1-2-3!
WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION: JULIET BLACK AT 16 MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS!
Spazz: She fucked Talia UP!
Koss: Talia Areano fought her heart out but the ultraviolent edge of Juliet Black proved to be just too much!
Spazz: She did bust Juliet open though! Give Talia some credit, Julie B got pushed to her goddamn limits!
Koss: Indeed. Both may be in need for some recovery time after that brutal battery!
CHAMPION VS CHAMPION
SAMANTHA HAMILTON VS URSULA VON ROSSBACH
(Written by UVR)
Though the two matched well in height, Ursula Von Rossbach’s mass seemed to diminish the Coastal Empire champion’s physique considerably. Yet still, Samantha Hamilton does not shrink back at her visibly powerful foe. Instead she gives a satisfied smile at the Ascendant Champion who merely nods back with a face chiseled in stone, grim and determined. The bell chimes and the two rush towards each other. Samantha’s superior speed and precision comes into play as she strikes the Lady Terminator multiple times in the face and body. Ursula’s head snaps with each shot but the body barely registers beyond taking a step back. Suddenly Ursula’s hand flashes up, catching that flying fist in the palm of her hand with a loud smack. She painfully squeezes her foes hand and pulls Samantha into her arms and runs straight into the nearest turnbuckle. From there, Ursula violently rams her shoulder over and over into Hamilton’s toned abs. Her opponent convulses with each powerful impact until finally Ursula steps back.
Samantha stumbles forward, clutching her guts as Ursula lifts her into a fast and brutal tilt-a-whirl slam, hooking her leg for the pin. Only a two count is what she garners. Ursula gathers Samantha up and gets a surprise boot to the midsection and a DDT attempt, but the Lady Terminator remains standing. What does Samantha do? She throws her legs around Ursula’s midsection and synchs her up into a standing Guillotine Choke and Body Scissor combination! Ursula remains standing, teetering for a moment as oxygen is cut off from her brain!
In a move that surprises Samantha, Ursula suddenly squats and then leaps forward, knocking the wind out of her as all two-hundred and thirty-two pounds of UVR violently slams her to the canvas. However, Ursula does not get out of it unscathed, popping up and falling to one side from a rather nasty spike DDT style impact!
UVR is the first to stir but surprisingly it’s The Titaness who’s on her feet in a low crouch first. UVR slowly rises, stumbling forward a bit and trying to shake off the DDT. She turns around and suddenly finds herself rocked off her feet by a surprise spear from Samantha Hamilton!!!
The Titaness hops to her feet with a howl of triumph, then gathers Ursula up by the arm and slams her to the canvas with DIVINE PUNISHMENT, hooking her leg for the pin on impact but only gets a count of one as Ursula shoves her off! Samantha quickly locks a fast grounded EXILED TO TARTARUS on Ursula, doing everything in her power to try and choke her foe out!
Ursula struggles in the hold but Samantha keeps positioning herself in a way that her bigger, stronger foe can’t get any good leverage. This lasts until Ursula counter maneuvers herself to a point where she can bridge up with her legs and back, twisting herself in a way that forces Samantha to rise to her feet with her. Even with the Lady Terminator’s face turning purple and her eyes starting to fade, the powerhouse is able to belt Samantha in the ribs with a powerful back elbow that causes her grip to loosen, followed by another and another and finished with a powerful BIONIC HEADBUTT that drops her to the canvas! Ursula staggers off to the side, gripping at her throat and falling to one knee as she fights to keep from simply sucking in air and instead, control her breathing.
Samantha sits up, pulling herself up using the nearby ropes. Ursula, meanwhile, suddenly gets very still, her hand dropping away from her throat to the canvas. Samantha rubs at her forehead, trying to shake off the powerful, furious blow that dropped her. She stops to watch as Ursula rises as if a with a slow and deliberate mechanical grace, her breathing suddenly imperceptible to the naked eye. She turns and side steps a running spear by Samantha, who ends up flying through the ropes, catching them and pulling herself back onto the apron. Ursula is already on her with surprising speed, gathering her up by her head and an arm and hurling her back into the ring!
Samantha tucks and rolls with the impact, getting to her feet and rushing in with no fear, violently peppering Ursula with lefts and rights that keep the Lady Terminator at bay. A quick boot to the gut doubles UVR over and she sets up for WRATH OF THE TITANS but is REVERSED!!! Ursula power lifts her up and over, dumping her on her back, but The Titaness doesn’t stay down, getting back up as Ursula turns and hits a shiranui drop. Again, another pin and another kickout at two!
Ursula sits up upon kickout and stares hard into the eyes of Samantha. It has a shocking and unnerving effect that UVR takes full advantage, of gripping Samantha by the throat and rising with her into a SAMBO CHOKESLAM! Another pin and another kickout! What will it take for one of these women to put the other away?!
Ursula gathers Samantha up for the VON TERMINATOR, but Samantha slips free, flipping forward and rolling Ursula into an improvised Victory Roll pin! 1….2…. KICKOUT AT ALMOST 3!
Both women rise, Samantha looking visibly ragged and worn. The two gleam with sweat, their hair soaked and sticking to their faces from the tremendous effort put forth. The fans are on their feet, cheering them on loudly. Ursula nods. Samantha nods. It was time to end this….
Ursula makes the first move and Samantha fires off the fastest right cross she has ever hit in her life, snapping the big woman’s body to one side, Ursula answers with a backfist that staggers Samantha back! The two trade thunderous, powerful blows back and forth that reverberate even over the crowd. Tired, heavy arms colliding with faces but Samantha starts getting more and more shots and less answers, driving Ursula back. The fans cheer her on which gives her more drive as the dramatic come back has her finally staggering Ursula, dropping her to one knee.
Samantha rushes in with a knee to the side of Ursula’s head to keep her effectively stunned. She gathers her up, walks her to the nearest corner, and with great effort, lifts Ursula onto the top rope, then climbs up and straddles her with a standing headscissor. The Titaness drags her thumb across her throat, then hooks the arms. Just as she’s about to dive off with WRATH OF THE TITAN’s… URSULA FREES HERSELF AND SHOVES SAMANTHA OFF!!!
Samantha is back on her with a burst of fury, vaulting back up and battering Ursula but a BIONIC HEADBUTT strikes her hard in the forehead, sending her flying off and prone on the canvas below, knocked senseless! Ursula then turns and squats down on the top ropes and leaps off with a HIGH DIVING MOONSAULT! She crashes down upon Samantha Hamilton with a type of move that no one has ever seen the Lady Terminator do before, hooking the leg on impact and getting the 1-2-3!!
WINNER: URSULA VON ROSSBACH BY PINFALL AT 24 MINUTES AND 15 SECONDS
Post Match: Ursula rises from her opponent, quivering for a moment only to suddenly straighten her stance. The music plays loudly over the arena speaker system. After being handed her belt UVR raises her gold high in the air, then drops and rolls out of the ring, heading straight for the back and leaving a stunned and still stirring Samantha Hamilton in her wake. At the last moment, Ursula stops at the top of the ramp and looks over her shoulder to see Samantha Hamilton on her feet, staring back at her. The Lady Terminator gives a nod, then turns around and hoists that belt into the air once more before heading straight to the back.
Koss: Match of the night! Period! These two just tore down the house and listen to those fans just absolutely losing their ever-loving minds!
Spazz: URSULA FUCKING FLIES DUDE! SHE FUCKING FLIES!!!
Koss: No doubt, nobody expected a Moonsault out of someone who has spent almost her entire career fighting on her feet. Certainly the kind of flourish you do not expect from someone so brutal.
Spazz: Do you understand the threat of a flying Terminator motherfucker? A FLYING TERMINATOR!!!
Koss: Wouldn't that make her more like a Hunter-Killer?
Spazz: Don't give her any ideas yo!
LA REBELLION VS ZOEY STAR & KATIE MONTES
TORNADO TAG MATCH
(Written by Alex)
The bell sounds and La Rebelion races across the ring to assault both Katie and Zoey from behind. Ruiz starts to try and smash down on Zoey while Ronquillo goes for Katie. Ronquillo manages to club Katie in the head and sends her to the floor. Ruiz gets Zoey in the back, shoving her into the ropes. Ronquillo turns and La Rebelion starts the double team in earnest, smashing away on Zoey until she’s on her knees, doubled over. They hit her again and Zoey lands on all fours. Ronquillo kicks Zoey viciously in the ribs and Ruiz goes for a rolling cradle.
Zoey kicks out.
As Zoey gets to her feet, La Rebelion gets her with Sin Arrepentimientos, the dual headbutts finding their mark and busting Zoey open in the process. Zoey staggers back and La Rebelion starts firing away on her with their fists and elbows. As Zoey falls to one knee, both Ruiz and Ronquillo step back, nodding to each other. They charge, looking for Sin Dudarlo, but Zoey moves and they smash into each other, both looking for the spear. As they spin away, Zoey rolls up Ronquillo.
Ronquillo kicks out.
Katie climbs up and springboards into a dragonrana on Ruiz.
Ruiz kicks out.
Katie runs to the corner, jumps up onto it and dives back for a whisper in the wind on Ruiz. Ronquillo moves in to try and stop the cover but Katir jumps up into a victory roll on Ronquillo instead.
Ronquillo kicks out.
Zoey runs over and catches the rising Ruiz for the Sparkle Bomb.
Ruiz kicks out.
Zoey goes to the corner, climbs to the top and leaps off for the Delightful Dervish, landing it perfectly on Ruiz.
Ronquillo makes the save!
Katie comes off the corner for a springboard roundhouse kick to the face on Ronquillo. Katie lands next to her and Ronquillo crashes into the referee, knocking the hapless official through the ropes to the floor.
Ruiz and Ronquillo both pull a pair of blackjacks from their tights and crack Zoey and Katie in the mouth with them. Zoey and Katie go down and the tag team champions nod to each other. Before they can do anything more, Dona Rotten and Lyra Donavan hit the ring looking like they’ve barely gotten the blood cleaned off from their own match. They dive into the ring and attack La Rebelion, both eating a glancing blow from the blackjacks themselves. Within seconds, the Li’l Dream Machines, Wildside, and the SMC Riot Group hit the ring as well. La Rebelion slips out to the floor and jumps the railing as security floods the ringside area. The Mothers of Destruction, Li’l Dream Machines, Wildside and SMC Riot Group are pulled away from the ring and taken back up the ramp towards the curtain. La Rebelion jumps the railing, and comes back just as the referee gets to her feet. Ronquillo catches Zoey and hits her with Grito Silencioso, Ruiz following with Sangre Por Sangre. Zoey gets to her feet, wobbling almost drunkenly and la Rebelion catches her for Decapitación. Ruiz covers.
1-2-3!!!
WINNERS: LA REBELLION BY PINFALL AT 13 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS!!!
Post Match: As La Rebelion starts to stand up to celebrate, SMC Riot Group, Mothers of Destruction, Li’l Dream Machines and Wildside break loose from security and storm the ring to rush La Rebelion. Security rushes into the ring as the wave of angry tag team overwhelms La Rebelion. The wrestlers start fighting security, the crowd cheering wildly as chaos reigns.
Koss: ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOSE!!!
Spazz: EVERYBODY IS KICKIN' EVERYBODY'S ASS UP IN THIS BITCH!!!!
#SHOT THROUGH THA' HEART!!!!
Koss: Here comes The Rebel!
Out steps a red suit clad, smiling Rebel herself onto the stage wearing a black cast on her right hand. Her music, naturally causes all in the ring to stop at once! She has in her hand a microphone.
Rebel: I don't care if we go overtime! SECURITY BACK OFF AND LET THEM FIGHT!!!
The crowd immediately erupts into cheers as SRW security backs away and La Rebellion find themselves outnumbered by every tag team in the building.
Rebel: HAVE AT IT BITCHES!!!
With a mad laugh, Melinda tosses the microphone over her shoulder, then heads to the back as La Rebellion are forced out of the ring in a mad dash to escape the onslaught of five tag teams, including Zoey Star and Katie Montes. They end up forcing their way through the crowd and heading up the stairs with all the others in pursuit!!!
Koss: The Rebel no longer extending any sort of protection enjoyed by the rest of the roster and I can't say as I blame her after all they've done to her and many of those women chasing them to the back right now!
Spazz: This is what happens when you cross the boss! She pays your check and can decide who lives and fuckin' dies up in here yo!
Koss: Maybe not so much as decide who lives and dies but she can put a crimp on your style in a heart beat! That's all the time we have folks! Thanks for watching and have a wonderful night! Tune in for the upcoming Pay Per View Event, LOVE HURTS!
Spazz: SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!!! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Cut to credits.
Jenny Beck: AAAAAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!! WWWWIIIICCCCKKEEEEEDDDD TTTUUUUEEESSSDDDAAAAAYYYY!!!
She bursts down to ringside, outstretched hands with, hitting running high fives along the way. Quickly arriving at ringside, she leaps up, slides across the canvas and hops to her feet!
Jenny Beck: MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' NNNNNNOOOOOIIIIISSSSEEEE!! SCREAM FOR ME YOU WICKED MOTHERFFFFUUUUCCCCKKEEERRRRSSS!!! YEAH!!!
*HUGE POP!*
Jenny Beck: IT'S THE BEST WAY TO SPEND A TUESDAY! JOE AND MIKEY! DO YOUR THAAAANNNNGGGG!!!!
We cut to the commentary table where we find Joe Koss and Mike spazz ready and waiting!
Spazz: I'll do my thang alright!
Koss: If you whip your dick out at this table, I will beat you with a filthy shoe! Evening folks, welcome to SRW Wicked Tuesday! I'm Joe Koss sitting alongside my hetero life-mate, Mike Spazz.
Spazz: SUP MOFUCKAS! THE SPAZZONATOR IS HERE! Hide your wives, hot sisters, hot legal age daughters, and maybe your grandmas too if I'm feeling extra frisky!
Koss: ....Really?
Spazz: Fuck yeah! Throw some hot lazy-eyed cousins too! I'm not picky!
Koss: You're in rare form tonight. Anyways, tonight it's St. Patrick's day! We have green beer, special green versions of wrestling merchandise, and our matches for the night goes a little something like this. The opening bout features Pheonix Lestrange making her debut against Iphy Kopadi, the blood feud between Psycho Maguire and Maria Salvatore continues and this time they bring friends for six woman tag team action!
Spazz: My Swede-Reole is in the hizhouse! She's Maya Lindstrom is HOT! H.A.W.T!
Koss: A three way dance between Hannah Grant, Cherry Deville, and Jessica Jackson!
Spazz: Also fucking hot!
Koss: Which one?
Spazz: All three in a three way, yo! What else you think I'm thinking?
Koss: Forgive me for thinking your head was slightly above the gutter for once.
Spazz: You should know better!
Koss: You're right. SMC's Riot Group takes on The Mother's of Destruction in what is expected to be one hell of a match.
Spazz: Two hot ass Milf's goin' crazy with biker chicks in leather! What's not to love?
Koss: Bianca Davis takes on Rose!
Spazz: She's still here?
Koss: Yep. Queen Be Bianca Davis, excuse me I mean LeBlanc, is here.
Spazz: I hope Rose knocks her head clean off!
Koss: Another scorcher of a match is Juliet Black's latest Hardcore Championship defense against Talia Areano! Brutality will be at an all time high!
Spazz: Everything involving Julie B involves brutality, Lunchbox! I wouldn't mind her hand in my pants but she might rip my dick off and feed it to me and I don't eat dick, even if it's my own!!!
Koss: No comment. A long anticipated match since the days of Galactic Wrestling will pit Ascendant Champion, Ursula Von Rossbach up against Coastal Empire Champion, Samantha Hamilton in what has been described as a Clash of the Titanesses!
Spazz: Sam Ham is fuckin' smoking hot as fuck, Joe, but Ursula is a straight up beast!
Koss: Don't forget that Samantha Hamilton has been long undefeated in singles competition and has not lost her championship since she won it in a battle royal against several competitors!
Spazz: Yeah but does she have a Resume of Destruction?
Koss: I wouldn't doubt that she has something very similar. Last but certainly not least we have Katie Montes and Zoey Star teaming up to take on the tag team of La Rebellion who have been tearing a hole through damn near everyone they meet, including even the owner of this company, Melinda Rhodes!
Spazz: What are they thinking? Do they hate making money or something?
Koss: Who's to say? They've managed to damn near piss off everyone in the building so far and I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't come back to bite them very soon!
IPHY KOPADI VS. PHOENIX LESTRANGE
(Writer: ZMS)
Right from the start, Phoenix tries to intimidate Iphy by baring her fangs but Kopadi barely bats an eyelash, continuing to look for an opening to lock up. Phoenix in response goes for the neck with her mighty incisors but Kopadi cracks her with a forearm to the jaw, brings her down with a reverse STO and looks for a Koji clutch! Twisting away from her Grecian adversary, LeStrange stares at Iphy with a snarl on her lips. Still calm and focused, Iphy doesn’t take her eyes off her vampiric opponent, the two finally locking up proper once the latter is vertical. LeStrange goes for the eyes, temporarily blinding Iphy, and tries to hit the TEASE (stunner), but Iphy shoves her away. It is a momentary respite; Phoenix comes back with a hard kick to the chest, knocking Iphy into the ropes and catching her with a roundhouse kick followed by a snap DDT for a near-fall. The shots seem to wake Iphy up and as her vision clears she starts fighting back, kicking LeStrange away when she goes for the DEVIANT OF THE NIGHT submission and kipping up to her feet. She ducks a clothesline from Phoenix, turning before the vampire can react and delivering a bridging belly-to-back suplex for a two-count.
Rolling back and getting to her feet, Phoenix angrily charges again but Iphy deflects her, letting LeStrange run into the ropes and return. She looks for another roundhouse kick of the spinning variety but Iphy ducks, coming up and under Phoenix and taking her down with a powerbomb, folding her up for a near-fall. Phoenix isn’t done, however, reaching up and grabbing Iphy by the hair and yanking her down into a rising knee. A snap suplex follows, then a second, before Phoenix tries another pin attempt, again having Iphy kick out at two. She goes for the eyes with black-tipped nails again but Iphy catches the hand and puts LeStrange in an arm wringer, turning it into a hammerlock scoop slam. Phoenix holds her shoulder as she gets up, shoulder-checked into the turnbuckles by a running Kopadi. Iphy follows with a kick to the bicep, then a few shoulders to the midsection before a monkey flip sends LeStrange sailing to mid-ring, landing hard on her back. Coming up in a raving fury, she swats aside an attack from Iphy and strikes her dangerously low, grabbing her legs from under her and looking again for DEVIANT OF THE NIGHT. Using her leg strength, Iphy twists away and gets to her feet, narrowly avoiding a pele kick and using that opening to lock in the CLUTCH OF THE TITANS, forcing Phoenix to tap out!
WINNER: IPHY KOPADI BY SUBMISSION AT 12 MINUTES AND 28 SECONDS!
Koss: Impressive win here folks!
Spazz: Iphy just showed the new girl the pecking order for damn sure.
Koss: Pheonix LeStrange is going to be burning for some payback I'm sure. This was her debut match and Iphy Kopadi just put her in her place right off the bat!
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
We head backstage where this a big table set up in a locker room, with green, white and orange balloons and what appears to be at least forty tins of Murphy’s stout. We see Wendy House, who is wearing a headband with a giant shamrock on it.
House: TO BE SURE AN’ BEGORRAH! Happy St Paddy’s day everyone! And as I’m half-Irish, oi thought hell, oi got more reason to party than all you Americans who pretend to be Irish as an excuse to get drunk! Lemme tell ya something fella, I am actually Irish, and I never need an excuse to get drunk! But hey, first things first Whistling Dixie... we’re not drinking until we’s taken care of a little business.
House is going full on Irish accent here, which kinda overruns her normal bizarre speech pattern for the most part, though the odd “Houseism” creeps in occasionally.
House: You see the House of Dix will not be going into battle alone, oh no, because we’ve been buddied up with MaRRRRRia SalvatoRRRRe. Hey, rolling rs is fun, me’s not even usually say dat letta!
Being somewhat festive her partner Tracy Dixon shows up dressed in green with a broad smile across her face.
Dixon: Now I may not be Irish or even “black Irish” yet this green here in my outfit shows solidarity to my tag partner, to my friend and a great legend of the business. Wendy House may seem like someone who is all about fun and games, who smashes mythical creatures with chairs and casually threatens anyone from opponents to passers by with cruel acts of violence..yet as dangerous as ll that sounds. I’d much rather have someone as unstable, as erratic and simply chaotic on my side than against me. So Maria Salvatore the walking hot tamale who gets to team with us may not like us, she may not even know who we are but Maria, darling. At least you don’t have to go face to face with us. Together me and House actually have managed to turn a corner, change our ways if you will and this time Come St. Paddy’s day to Southern Rebel Wrestling, you Maria might just be there to witness a historical two match winning streak for the House of Dix, maybe we’ll make you a honorary member for the night, how’s that?
House: Fine by me’s. She can get her own dwinks dough. Me’s not got enough winners purses to be buying for others yet.
She grins.
House: Two match winning stweak sounds good, fella. After what happened a short two weeks ago, we’re fired up and hungwy fot more. And today is a day for celebration, so why not go out there, beat down our opponents who were kind enough to ignore me on social media... ASSHOLES... then come back here and party the night away. A House Party if you will! I love me’s name, it can be used in so many puns!
Tracy walks up to House putting a hand on her shoulder.
Dixon: I’d say she’s not usually like this, that it’s just the drinks talking but who am I kidding? You have all seen how she acts and talks all the time. This is the truest and single most sincere form of the legend that is Wendy House. Someone who extends her hand in the modern ways of communicating only to be ignored not just for her matches in this company but as of late on her birthday. So indulge her some frustration and bitterness towards the fans and fellow roster members alike, allow her to be that much human who has no shame or fear showcasing the purest forms of her emotions for the whole world..or just suffer the consequences of angering her even futhrer. Choice is rather simple and there are no inbetween options. Psycho Macguire is a great name and I’d say Wendy House is at least your namesake and what Maja Lindström and Melissa Maye can bring to the match if not some delicious international flavor to Atlanta..I do not know. I don’t think that the three of you understand just what kind of trio you are facing either. Which in fairness, plays right to our hands because while most would go for an element of surprise. In the case of a odd couple pairing of a team like myself and House along with Maria Salvatore I’d go even further and claim that going into this match we have more than mere element, we have the proverbial ELEPHANT of surprise on our side, because not even the three of us can predict the outcome and the lengths we are going to go to make sure that Wicked Tuesday will tonight truly be worthy of that name.
House: Dixie, you’s a big girl an has a hell of a twunk, but even me’s no call you an elephant.
She smiles at her partner.
House: We’ll see’s you out there ladies. The House of Dix is in effect, y’all!
We cut back to ringside.
Spazz: Do you think they realize that they are calling themselves a house full of dicks?
Koss: I'm not going to argue semantics with a big strong African-American woman who could knock my head into the front row if she gets mad enough. She can call her team whatever she likes!
PSYCHO MAGUIRE, MELISSA MAYE, & MAYA LINDSTROM
VS
MARIA SALVATORE, TRACY DIXON, & WENDY HOUSE
(Written By Alex)
The bell sounds and Melissa Maye steps out to start for her team with Psycho and Maja stepping out to the apron. Across the ring, Dixon and House step out to allow Maria Salvatore to start for their team. Maria and Melissa step into a traditional collar and elbow tie-up. Maria goes for a side headlock and Melissa ducks under, jumping up into an enziguri. Maria stumbles away and Melissa goes for a running side cradle.
Maria kicks out.
Melissa steps back and hits a basement dropkick that knocks Maria to a neutral corner. Melissa rushes in for a Stage Dive and then jumps up, horns in the air. Maria pulls herself along the ropes and makes the tag to Dixon. Melissa turns to find the bigger woman running her over with a clothesline. Dixon drags Melissa uo and throws her bodily into the corner. As Melissa lands against the turnbuckles, Dixon rushes in and hits the Kentucky Blind Date. Melissa tumbles out of the corner and Dixon covers.
Melissa kicks out.
Dixon makes the tag to House and drops an elbow to Melissa. As Dixon rolls out, House jumps off the top for a flying elbow drop. House holds for the cover.
Melissa gets a shoulder up.
House makes the tag to Maria. The two drag Melissa up and hit a double suplex. Maria gets Melissa up and hits a brainbuster, floating over for the cover.
Maja makes the save!
Maria gets up and starts to rumble with Maja. The two trade shots until Maja hits a kick to the gut and hits In The Red. Dixon and House come in and fight with Maja, Dixon eating a shot, as well as House, before Dixon gets in one on Maja. House catches Maja and elevates her, Dixon catching her for a Samoan drop. As the impact rattles the ring, neither sees Melissa crawl over to make the tag to Psycho. The smallest woman in the match, comes roaring over and leaps into a rising head butt on the much larger Dixon. House slugs Psycho and eats a kick to the legs in return. Psycho turns and kicks Dixon in the knee and then hits a step-up enziguri on House that sends her to the mat. Psycho nails a big roundhouse kick that stuns Dixon and then hits a basement dropkick that sends House to the floor. Psycho turns and snaps off a nasty Gealtachta that catches Dixon in the mouth. The big redwood falls to the mat, landing heavily on Maria. Psycho shoves Dixon over and then covers Maria. 1-2-3!!!
WINNER: PSYCHO MAGUIRE, MALISSA MAYE, & MAYA LINDSTROM BY PINFALL AT 10 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS!
Spazz: Fuck, you could say Maria was crushed by the weight of her own team!
Koss: The star quarterback of this match is Psycho Maguire who just bum rushed and murdered everyone at the end of the match. Maria Salvatore has GOT to be fuming at this defeat. This feud isn't over by a longshot!
Spazz: Salvatore is gonna' have to pay for a hitter at this point!
HANNAH GRANT VS JESSICA JACKSON VS CHERRY DEVILLE
(Writer: ZMS)
The three women warily circle one another, waiting for each other to make the first move. Eager to get the fight going, Hannah attacks first, leveling Cherry with a clothesline but falling prey to a hair-pull rear mat slam from Jessica who immediately takes to stomping her downed opponent. Cherry isn’t down long, though, and starts to help Jessica put the boots to Hannah, only to be shoved back as though she were interfering in Jessica dealing with her chosen prey! Deciding to change focus, Cherry blasts Jessica with a big haymaker before bodyslamming Jessica right on top of Hannah before trying unsuccessfully to pin both women at the same time! Hannah gets the worst of it, rolling out of the ring as DeVille takes over on Jackson, lighting up her chest with chops. Sending her into the ropes, Cherry delivers a spinebuster to Jackson, but Jessica kicks out at two. Hannah is making her way back into the ring as Cherry hoists Jackson up high for the CHERRY BOMB, going for the powerhouse’s leg, bringing her to one knee! A running kick to the back of the head leaves DeVille sprawling and Jessica, just getting up from being awkwardly dropped, takes a clothesline to the back of the neck, Russian sickle style!
Hannah takes pleasure in this, alternating between stomping on Jessica and striking Cherry with crossface-style strikes from behind! She can’t keep both down for long, though, and eventually the cagey Jessica is back in the mix, grabbing Hannah by the hair and yanking back! Grant tosses an elbow Jessica’s way and that seems to be what Jackson was counting on as she ducks the shot and locks in a head-and-arm choke on the brawler from the Land of the Sky! Hannah tries to wriggle her way out but Jessica has a deathgrip on her. That is… until Cherry, having the time she needed to get vertical again, hoists both women upon her shoulder! The show of strength is followed by a wicked powerslam variation that smashes both Jessica and Hannah to the mat but leaves DeVille a bit winded, too! Thus all three are out of it for several moments before Cherry homes in on Hannah, rocking her with a right hand which Grant returns in kind, adding a thumb to the eye for good measure! A double-clothesline from Jessica staggers both women… but a tandem chop from Grant and DeVille leaves her on the mat, clutching her chest and fighting for air!
Grant uses the momentary distraction to rock a European uppercut that makes Cherry stumble back. Charging in, a knee to the midsection and a few elbows to the back of the neck keep DeVille on defense, letting Hannah have her way. She batters Cherry into the corner, then delivers a butterfly suplex, floating over into a pin attempt… that Jessica breaks up! Turning her frustration on Jackson, Hannah finds that her adversary has healed up quite a bit in those few untouched moments. Raking the eyes, then the back, Jessica delights in her dark tactics, grabbing Hannah’s hair and using it to deliver a hangwoman’s neckbreaker! Hannah is left standing for a moment before dropping to a knee just in time to avoid a big boot from Cherry that knocks Jackson back into the ropes! She grabs momentum from this, using Hannah as a steppingstone to leap at Cherry, who puts her to the mat with the CHERRY BOMB! She rolls away as Hannah comes up, a second butterfly suplex putting DeVille right back down! Not done, Jackson forces her way up and when Hannah turns, hitting a bulldog and a curb stomp! Still feeling the CHERRY BOMB, though, Jessica does not see DeVille coming, the two women colliding and hitting the mat, leaving all three down yet again!
Yet oddly, Deville doesn't seem to be moving either. Something seems rather wrong and as the referee separates the bodies and checks on Cherry, Jessica rises behind her, holding up what looks to be a pair of brass knuckles in her hand, instantly getting huge boos from the fans. A replay of the tape even shows Jessica pulling a pair of brass knuckles out of her tights while the referee looked away towards a mid-air Deville. Jessica looking as if she were going to slug Hannah but instead her fist collides with Cherry's just as the two of them are bowled over. Hannah Grant gets up, still a bit woozy and EATS A BRASS KNUCKLE SHOT FROM JESSICA TOO! Jackson tosses the knucks aside and rolls over Hannah for the pin. She screams at the referee who immediately turns and slaps his hand to the mat 1-2-3!
Winner: JESSICA JACKSON VIA PINFALL? AT 19 MINUTES AND 33 SECONDS!
Post Match: Jessica exits the ring with a wicked grin as the fans boo in pure uproar at her. She backs her way up the aisle, fist in the air with pride for "outsmarting" her opposition as she sees it.
Koss: How in the 9 layer cake of hell did she get away with that?
Spazz: The referee didn't see it, she didn't do it! Oldest law in the land!
Koss: Jessica Jackson secures a win by any means here tonight! Tainted or not.
Spazz: You know I like me some dirty girls who'll do anythang, Lunchbox!
Koss: ...yeah. How'd your check for Hep C after the other night go?
Spazz: Clean as a whistle, Kossman.
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
The scene cuts to an empty hallway where we find one Ursula Von Rossbach standing with her back against a white brick wall, the Ascendant Title draped over her shoulder and muscular arms crossed over her chest. She's dressed in her competition gear, her expression hard to read. The Lady Terminator barely registers a breath, standing so unnervingly still with unblinking eyes.
UVR: From afar, a long time I have watched Samantha Hamilton, The Titaness. She has always impressed me with her resilience and staying power, showing surprising strength even as her musculature gave way to a thinner form that seems a bit 'sexier' for the fans. As much as I may respect her, part of me preferred the stronger image she presented, rather than the diminished one she has now that clearly caters to greater sex appeal.
Ursula cocks her head to one side ever-so-slightly.
UVR: I know that your change in appearance is a double-edged sword, a ruse intended to lure the foolish into underestimating you. To deny your experience and skill would be to court disaster. In the eyes of our peers, you are an athlete of higher pedigree and you possess a higher tier championship. You have held your title longer than any I have ever possessed. When this was booked, it was billed as champion versus champion, but I care not for pedigree nor standing. This is a contest between two powerful women in the sport of professional wrestling, one where ironically, I am considered something of an underdog.
She unfolds her arms, pulling that title from her shoulder and steps in closer to the camera.
UVR: After tonight, there will be no question of who is under who. Win if you can. Survive if I allow it.
With that she turns and steps off camera.
Koss: Strong albeit ambiguous words from from Ursula Von Rossbach.
Spazz: Ursula will never stop being scary to me, dawg.
Koss: She's scary to alot of people, Spazz-O.
SMC RIOT GROUP VS MOTHERS OF DESTRUCTION
(Written by Alex)
As the bell sounds, Bullet and Lyra walk to the center of the ring and nod to each other. Within seconds, the two are pounding away on each other almost like a hockey fight, each firing shot after shot into the other’s face. The two continue hammering away until each are bleeding from multiple places. They each come through with one more big shot and both women fall to the mat, bleeding like stuck pigs. Being closer to their corner, Lyra makes the tag to Dona. Bullet starts to get up and Dona comes through with the Chainsaw Kick. Bullet goes down and Dona covers.
Bullet kicks out.
Dona jumps over into a side cradle.
Bullet kicks out.
Dona tags Lyra while holding onto Bullet’s foot to keep her in place. Lyra comes in with a basement dropkick that puts Bullet down on the mat again. Dona rolls out of the ring and Lyra stands, wiping the blood from her eyes as she waits for Bullet to get up to her knees. Bullet does so and Lyra goes for a high speed roundhouse kick. Bullet ducks and rolls Lyra up from behind.
Lyra kicks out.
Lyra’s momentum springs her to her corner where she makes the tag to Dona. Bullet gets to her feet and cracks Dona with a forearm shot. Dona staggers and Bullet dives to her corner, making the tag to Bandit.
Bandit comes in and meets Dona in the middle of the ring. The two Shieldmaidens begin to throw punches much the same way Bullet and Lyra did earlier. Just as before, the two hammer away on each other, drawing blood on both faces. Bandit gets in a knee to the stomach and then pulls Dona into an inside cradle.
Dona kicks out.
Bandit runs to the ropes and springboards into a moonsault. Dona looks up and Bandit comes down on her perfectly for a cover.
Dona kicks out.
Dona reverses over into a cradle of her own.
Bandit kicks out.
Bandit lands in an O’Connor roll position cover.
Dona kicks out.
Bandit runs across the ring and tries for the springboard again. Dona moves and Bandit crashes to the mat. As Bandit starts up, Dona hist the Chainsaw Kick and then makes the tag to Lyra. Bullet starts to come in but Lyra comes in and hits the Wolf Fang on Bullet sending her to the floor. Bandit starts up only for the Mothers of Destruction to hit Kiss Mommy Goodnight. Lyra covers Bandit. 1-2-3!!!
WINNER: MOTHERS OF DESTRUCTION BY PINFALL AT 12 MINUTES AND 42 SECONDS
Koss: Mothers of Destruction with the win via Kiss Mommy Goodnight!
Spazz: They've been on fuckin' fire since they teamed up, Joe! Who the hell is gonna' beat these hot goth momma monsters?
Koss: Hard to say but they are definitely working their way up to being front runners in contention for the tag team titles. As former Tag Team Champions, Riot Group has got to be reeling from this loss regardless of their affiliation with Dona and Lyra.
Spazz: True dat. We'll just have to see if the ties that bind are stronger than the need to advance at any cost.
BIANCA DAVIS VS ROSE
From the moment the bell rings, Rose finds her foot caught by Bianca's "Underling" outside the ring. Rose stops and starts yelling at her over the ropes and while this is happening, Bianca Davis sneaks in with a fast and dirty schoolgirl roll-up while she's unprepared and before Rose even knows what's happening it's 1-2-3 game over! This immediately hast he fans in an uproar with Rose kicking out far too late! Bianca rolls out of the ring, pointing and laughing the entire time!
WINNER: BIANCA DAVIS BY PINFALL AT 1 MINUTE AND 2 SECONDS!
Post Match: Rose rises angrily from her kneeling position and gives chase out of the ring. Bianca shoves Underling at Rose to save herself and Rose, responding with great fury, hits Underling with BANG BANG YOUR DEAD! Then heads straight for the back roaring for Bianca's blood!
Spazz: HOLY FUCK! That can't be right? That was a fucking minute?!!!
Koss: Rose was distracted by underling and Bianca Davis took full advantage with a roll up and run away victory!
Spazz: The fans are fucking pissed yo! Hell I'm fucking pissed! I expected at least some running away, shenanigans.... oh wait I'd probably still be disappointed.
Koss: Well I for one think Bianca will rue the day she upset the Deadly Rose! There will be payback and maybe a few ounces of blood involved too!
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK VS TALIA AREANO
This time there are no weapons in the ring but four trash cans filled with a wild assortment of weapons at each corner outside. Juliet carries in her hand a Singapore cane while Talia brandishes a simple yet effective steel chair. For whom the Bell tolls? Well it tolls for these two and the two cross the ring with gusto. Shots are blocked and countered until Talia manages to catch Juliet's cane in the opening of the chair, rip it from her hands and spin around with a devastating chair shot that Juliet barely gets her arms up in time for, the blow sending her spinning and rolling out of the ring on impact!
Juliet's back on her feet in time to catch a thrown chair over the ropes from a running Talia who dives through them to deliver both feet to the chair and straight into Juliet's face, sending her staggering back into one of the trash cans! Talia moves in, taking Juliet by back of her head and yanking her back only to get a baking sheet jammed into her throat and then cracked across her face, sending her spinning around and dropping to one knee! Juliet hits her with a second shot that wraps the metal over her head and drops her to the floor! Juliet then dumps the trash out onto Talia's still rising form, dropping all sorts of nasty goodies on her head, then starts to repeatedly slam it across her back over and over, warping the can with each shot, tossing it down upon her on the 5th blow. She then gathers a staple gun that fell from the can and pulls out a pair of dollar bills from her pocket. With a loud CLICK-CHACK she staples a dollar to each of Talia's ass cheeks, causing her to wail in agony! Juliet hits her several times in the back with the staple gun, loud CLICK-CHACK noises making more than a few in the crowd squirm while the rest are screaming for blood!
On the tenth shot, she tosses the stapler at the back of Talia's head, dropping her to the floor as she clutches at the back of her head. Juliet grabs her by a leg and drags her over to the next trash can where she pulls out a bag of thumbtacks and dumps them out. She then pulls out a bottle full of lighter fluid, promptly dousing the thumbtacks and then pulls a match out, strikes it, and lights it on fire! She works fast, setting up for a German Suplex but Talia hooks the leg back elbows her, then spins around and hits a dropkick that knocks Juliet into the flaming thumb tacks, stabbing her back up while also burning her skin and even singeing her hair. Juliet isn't even allowed to growl in pain, however, as Talia adds insult to injury with THE SOLAR SHOWER!!! Juliet actually can't help but cry out in pain as those thumb tacks are driven even further into her back!
Talia makes a quick pinfall but in an adrenaline rushed fury, Juliet kicks out and punches her in the back of the head at the same time! She then gathers Talia up and sets her for an irish whip but Talia reverses and Juliet is sent knees first into the nearby ring steps, flipping up and over into a miserable, pain-filled heap on the floor! Juliet crawls a bit before getting to her feet in time to see Talia hopping onto those ring steps after a mad spring, leaping off, and crashing into her with a twisting Moonsault, the two going to the floor together but Talia immediately back on her feet with a wild WHOOP!
Gathering up the next trash can, Talia watches Juliet get back to her feet on unsteady legs and then hurls the entire thing filled with weapons right at her opponent's back, dropping her to the floor while sending hardware flying a few different directions. Even Joe and Mike at the announce table had to duck a few flying pieces of weaponry! Talia pumps her fists and then rushes towards Juliet. Just as Talia leaps up, Juliet grabs a 2x4, rolls on her back and holds it up just in time for Talia to leap belly first on the end of it, bouncing off and clutching at her guts while groaning in pain!
From there Juliet gets to her feet and proceeds to savagely beat Talia with the 2x4 on the floor with repeated blows to the back and legs, then gathers her up in a deadlift German Suplex straight on the floor! Gathering Talia up, Juliet walks her around the ring and hurls her head first into the last trash can! As Juliet approaches, Talia grabs one of the weapons that fall from the can, another staple gun. She keeps it concealed and waits for Juliet to grab her and then jams the stapler into her hand, then promptly rolls over and beats her across the side of her head with it, jamming several staples into her scalp in the process. Juliet falls to the side, clutching at the side of her now split open and heavily stapled head!
Talia gathers her up and tosses Juliet back into the ring. Then hops onto the apron as Juliet drags herself across the canvas, leaps onto the top rope and springs off! Juliet rolls over and brings up both knees, causing Talia to crash and burn across them belly first! Juliet, now with blood streaking down the side of her face, decides playtime is over, hitting THE BARE KNUCKLE GLAM on a rising Talia but the shot is blocked and countered with an arm drag followed by a BRILLO DORADO! She hooks the leg and gets a two count for her troubles!
Frustration kicks in as Talia tries to finish Juliet fast, growing impatient with her tough opponent. Gathering her up, she sets up for the SLICE OF HEAVEN but is shoved into the turnbuckle and promptly hit in the back of the head with THE BARE KNUCKLE GLAM! Talia crumples, but before she can drop, she's flung to the canvas. Juliet grabs her arms and then hits THE SKULL FUCK! Promptly pinning Talia for the 1-2-3!
WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION: JULIET BLACK AT 16 MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS!
Spazz: She fucked Talia UP!
Koss: Talia Areano fought her heart out but the ultraviolent edge of Juliet Black proved to be just too much!
Spazz: She did bust Juliet open though! Give Talia some credit, Julie B got pushed to her goddamn limits!
Koss: Indeed. Both may be in need for some recovery time after that brutal battery!
CHAMPION VS CHAMPION
SAMANTHA HAMILTON VS URSULA VON ROSSBACH
(Written by UVR)
Though the two matched well in height, Ursula Von Rossbach’s mass seemed to diminish the Coastal Empire champion’s physique considerably. Yet still, Samantha Hamilton does not shrink back at her visibly powerful foe. Instead she gives a satisfied smile at the Ascendant Champion who merely nods back with a face chiseled in stone, grim and determined. The bell chimes and the two rush towards each other. Samantha’s superior speed and precision comes into play as she strikes the Lady Terminator multiple times in the face and body. Ursula’s head snaps with each shot but the body barely registers beyond taking a step back. Suddenly Ursula’s hand flashes up, catching that flying fist in the palm of her hand with a loud smack. She painfully squeezes her foes hand and pulls Samantha into her arms and runs straight into the nearest turnbuckle. From there, Ursula violently rams her shoulder over and over into Hamilton’s toned abs. Her opponent convulses with each powerful impact until finally Ursula steps back.
Samantha stumbles forward, clutching her guts as Ursula lifts her into a fast and brutal tilt-a-whirl slam, hooking her leg for the pin. Only a two count is what she garners. Ursula gathers Samantha up and gets a surprise boot to the midsection and a DDT attempt, but the Lady Terminator remains standing. What does Samantha do? She throws her legs around Ursula’s midsection and synchs her up into a standing Guillotine Choke and Body Scissor combination! Ursula remains standing, teetering for a moment as oxygen is cut off from her brain!
In a move that surprises Samantha, Ursula suddenly squats and then leaps forward, knocking the wind out of her as all two-hundred and thirty-two pounds of UVR violently slams her to the canvas. However, Ursula does not get out of it unscathed, popping up and falling to one side from a rather nasty spike DDT style impact!
UVR is the first to stir but surprisingly it’s The Titaness who’s on her feet in a low crouch first. UVR slowly rises, stumbling forward a bit and trying to shake off the DDT. She turns around and suddenly finds herself rocked off her feet by a surprise spear from Samantha Hamilton!!!
The Titaness hops to her feet with a howl of triumph, then gathers Ursula up by the arm and slams her to the canvas with DIVINE PUNISHMENT, hooking her leg for the pin on impact but only gets a count of one as Ursula shoves her off! Samantha quickly locks a fast grounded EXILED TO TARTARUS on Ursula, doing everything in her power to try and choke her foe out!
Ursula struggles in the hold but Samantha keeps positioning herself in a way that her bigger, stronger foe can’t get any good leverage. This lasts until Ursula counter maneuvers herself to a point where she can bridge up with her legs and back, twisting herself in a way that forces Samantha to rise to her feet with her. Even with the Lady Terminator’s face turning purple and her eyes starting to fade, the powerhouse is able to belt Samantha in the ribs with a powerful back elbow that causes her grip to loosen, followed by another and another and finished with a powerful BIONIC HEADBUTT that drops her to the canvas! Ursula staggers off to the side, gripping at her throat and falling to one knee as she fights to keep from simply sucking in air and instead, control her breathing.
Samantha sits up, pulling herself up using the nearby ropes. Ursula, meanwhile, suddenly gets very still, her hand dropping away from her throat to the canvas. Samantha rubs at her forehead, trying to shake off the powerful, furious blow that dropped her. She stops to watch as Ursula rises as if a with a slow and deliberate mechanical grace, her breathing suddenly imperceptible to the naked eye. She turns and side steps a running spear by Samantha, who ends up flying through the ropes, catching them and pulling herself back onto the apron. Ursula is already on her with surprising speed, gathering her up by her head and an arm and hurling her back into the ring!
Samantha tucks and rolls with the impact, getting to her feet and rushing in with no fear, violently peppering Ursula with lefts and rights that keep the Lady Terminator at bay. A quick boot to the gut doubles UVR over and she sets up for WRATH OF THE TITANS but is REVERSED!!! Ursula power lifts her up and over, dumping her on her back, but The Titaness doesn’t stay down, getting back up as Ursula turns and hits a shiranui drop. Again, another pin and another kickout at two!
Ursula sits up upon kickout and stares hard into the eyes of Samantha. It has a shocking and unnerving effect that UVR takes full advantage, of gripping Samantha by the throat and rising with her into a SAMBO CHOKESLAM! Another pin and another kickout! What will it take for one of these women to put the other away?!
Ursula gathers Samantha up for the VON TERMINATOR, but Samantha slips free, flipping forward and rolling Ursula into an improvised Victory Roll pin! 1….2…. KICKOUT AT ALMOST 3!
Both women rise, Samantha looking visibly ragged and worn. The two gleam with sweat, their hair soaked and sticking to their faces from the tremendous effort put forth. The fans are on their feet, cheering them on loudly. Ursula nods. Samantha nods. It was time to end this….
Ursula makes the first move and Samantha fires off the fastest right cross she has ever hit in her life, snapping the big woman’s body to one side, Ursula answers with a backfist that staggers Samantha back! The two trade thunderous, powerful blows back and forth that reverberate even over the crowd. Tired, heavy arms colliding with faces but Samantha starts getting more and more shots and less answers, driving Ursula back. The fans cheer her on which gives her more drive as the dramatic come back has her finally staggering Ursula, dropping her to one knee.
Samantha rushes in with a knee to the side of Ursula’s head to keep her effectively stunned. She gathers her up, walks her to the nearest corner, and with great effort, lifts Ursula onto the top rope, then climbs up and straddles her with a standing headscissor. The Titaness drags her thumb across her throat, then hooks the arms. Just as she’s about to dive off with WRATH OF THE TITAN’s… URSULA FREES HERSELF AND SHOVES SAMANTHA OFF!!!
Samantha is back on her with a burst of fury, vaulting back up and battering Ursula but a BIONIC HEADBUTT strikes her hard in the forehead, sending her flying off and prone on the canvas below, knocked senseless! Ursula then turns and squats down on the top ropes and leaps off with a HIGH DIVING MOONSAULT! She crashes down upon Samantha Hamilton with a type of move that no one has ever seen the Lady Terminator do before, hooking the leg on impact and getting the 1-2-3!!
WINNER: URSULA VON ROSSBACH BY PINFALL AT 24 MINUTES AND 15 SECONDS
Post Match: Ursula rises from her opponent, quivering for a moment only to suddenly straighten her stance. The music plays loudly over the arena speaker system. After being handed her belt UVR raises her gold high in the air, then drops and rolls out of the ring, heading straight for the back and leaving a stunned and still stirring Samantha Hamilton in her wake. At the last moment, Ursula stops at the top of the ramp and looks over her shoulder to see Samantha Hamilton on her feet, staring back at her. The Lady Terminator gives a nod, then turns around and hoists that belt into the air once more before heading straight to the back.
Koss: Match of the night! Period! These two just tore down the house and listen to those fans just absolutely losing their ever-loving minds!
Spazz: URSULA FUCKING FLIES DUDE! SHE FUCKING FLIES!!!
Koss: No doubt, nobody expected a Moonsault out of someone who has spent almost her entire career fighting on her feet. Certainly the kind of flourish you do not expect from someone so brutal.
Spazz: Do you understand the threat of a flying Terminator motherfucker? A FLYING TERMINATOR!!!
Koss: Wouldn't that make her more like a Hunter-Killer?
Spazz: Don't give her any ideas yo!
LA REBELLION VS ZOEY STAR & KATIE MONTES
TORNADO TAG MATCH
(Written by Alex)
The bell sounds and La Rebelion races across the ring to assault both Katie and Zoey from behind. Ruiz starts to try and smash down on Zoey while Ronquillo goes for Katie. Ronquillo manages to club Katie in the head and sends her to the floor. Ruiz gets Zoey in the back, shoving her into the ropes. Ronquillo turns and La Rebelion starts the double team in earnest, smashing away on Zoey until she’s on her knees, doubled over. They hit her again and Zoey lands on all fours. Ronquillo kicks Zoey viciously in the ribs and Ruiz goes for a rolling cradle.
Zoey kicks out.
As Zoey gets to her feet, La Rebelion gets her with Sin Arrepentimientos, the dual headbutts finding their mark and busting Zoey open in the process. Zoey staggers back and La Rebelion starts firing away on her with their fists and elbows. As Zoey falls to one knee, both Ruiz and Ronquillo step back, nodding to each other. They charge, looking for Sin Dudarlo, but Zoey moves and they smash into each other, both looking for the spear. As they spin away, Zoey rolls up Ronquillo.
Ronquillo kicks out.
Katie climbs up and springboards into a dragonrana on Ruiz.
Ruiz kicks out.
Katie runs to the corner, jumps up onto it and dives back for a whisper in the wind on Ruiz. Ronquillo moves in to try and stop the cover but Katir jumps up into a victory roll on Ronquillo instead.
Ronquillo kicks out.
Zoey runs over and catches the rising Ruiz for the Sparkle Bomb.
Ruiz kicks out.
Zoey goes to the corner, climbs to the top and leaps off for the Delightful Dervish, landing it perfectly on Ruiz.
Ronquillo makes the save!
Katie comes off the corner for a springboard roundhouse kick to the face on Ronquillo. Katie lands next to her and Ronquillo crashes into the referee, knocking the hapless official through the ropes to the floor.
Ruiz and Ronquillo both pull a pair of blackjacks from their tights and crack Zoey and Katie in the mouth with them. Zoey and Katie go down and the tag team champions nod to each other. Before they can do anything more, Dona Rotten and Lyra Donavan hit the ring looking like they’ve barely gotten the blood cleaned off from their own match. They dive into the ring and attack La Rebelion, both eating a glancing blow from the blackjacks themselves. Within seconds, the Li’l Dream Machines, Wildside, and the SMC Riot Group hit the ring as well. La Rebelion slips out to the floor and jumps the railing as security floods the ringside area. The Mothers of Destruction, Li’l Dream Machines, Wildside and SMC Riot Group are pulled away from the ring and taken back up the ramp towards the curtain. La Rebelion jumps the railing, and comes back just as the referee gets to her feet. Ronquillo catches Zoey and hits her with Grito Silencioso, Ruiz following with Sangre Por Sangre. Zoey gets to her feet, wobbling almost drunkenly and la Rebelion catches her for Decapitación. Ruiz covers.
1-2-3!!!
WINNERS: LA REBELLION BY PINFALL AT 13 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS!!!
Post Match: As La Rebelion starts to stand up to celebrate, SMC Riot Group, Mothers of Destruction, Li’l Dream Machines and Wildside break loose from security and storm the ring to rush La Rebelion. Security rushes into the ring as the wave of angry tag team overwhelms La Rebelion. The wrestlers start fighting security, the crowd cheering wildly as chaos reigns.
Koss: ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOSE!!!
Spazz: EVERYBODY IS KICKIN' EVERYBODY'S ASS UP IN THIS BITCH!!!!
#SHOT THROUGH THA' HEART!!!!
Koss: Here comes The Rebel!
Out steps a red suit clad, smiling Rebel herself onto the stage wearing a black cast on her right hand. Her music, naturally causes all in the ring to stop at once! She has in her hand a microphone.
Rebel: I don't care if we go overtime! SECURITY BACK OFF AND LET THEM FIGHT!!!
The crowd immediately erupts into cheers as SRW security backs away and La Rebellion find themselves outnumbered by every tag team in the building.
Rebel: HAVE AT IT BITCHES!!!
With a mad laugh, Melinda tosses the microphone over her shoulder, then heads to the back as La Rebellion are forced out of the ring in a mad dash to escape the onslaught of five tag teams, including Zoey Star and Katie Montes. They end up forcing their way through the crowd and heading up the stairs with all the others in pursuit!!!
Koss: The Rebel no longer extending any sort of protection enjoyed by the rest of the roster and I can't say as I blame her after all they've done to her and many of those women chasing them to the back right now!
Spazz: This is what happens when you cross the boss! She pays your check and can decide who lives and fuckin' dies up in here yo!
Koss: Maybe not so much as decide who lives and dies but she can put a crimp on your style in a heart beat! That's all the time we have folks! Thanks for watching and have a wonderful night! Tune in for the upcoming Pay Per View Event, LOVE HURTS!
Spazz: SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!!! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Cut to credits.
RESULTS
Winners in Red
LA REBELLION VS KATIE MONTES & ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR
SAMANTHA HAMILTON VS URSULA VON ROSSBACH
JULIET BLACK (C) VS TALIA AREANO
BIANCA DAVIS VS ROSE
SMC RIOT GROUP VS MOTHER'S OF DESTRUCTION
HANNAH GRANT VS JESSICA JACKSON VS CHERRY DEVILLE
PSYCHO MAGUIRE, MELISSA MAYE, & MAJA LINDSTROM VS MARIA SALVATORE, TRACY DIXON, & WENDY HOUSE
IPHY KOPADI VS PHEONIX LESTRANGE
WRITERS
UVR
ALEX
ZOEY
RC
Special Thanks to all the support and those who helped make this show possible. Without them, there wouldn't be a show.
ALEX
ZOEY
RC
Special Thanks to all the support and those who helped make this show possible. Without them, there wouldn't be a show.