Post by Melinda Rhodes on Apr 16, 2020 22:01:02 GMT -7
REBEL STAR ARENA
ROME, GA
THURSDAY
4/16/2020
ROSE VS BIANCA DAVIS VS HANNAH GRANT VS MELISSA MAYE VS CHERRY DEVILLE VS PSYCHO MAGUIRE VS CHELSEA WINSTON VS MAJA LINDSTROM VS MARIA SALVATORE
NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK (C) VS JESSICA JACKSON
Hardcore Match
CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
RIVER CHANCE (C) VS KATE STEELE
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C) VS CHRISTINA ZDUNICH
TABLES MATCH
Post Match: Ursula doesn't even acknowledge Christina as she takes her belt and hoists it in the air with her music playing loud and proud. Christina remains in the wreckage of the table, laid out and staring up at the lights in utter disbelief at how this just ended.
Spazz: Have I mentioned she scares me, Joe?
Koss: Many times and each time she shows us exactly why! Christina Zdunich gave it her all, but was left dismantled in the wreckage of a table for her efforts!
Spazz: They call her Terminator for a reason! Don't insult Bitchzilla or she'll make it that much worse on you!
COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP
SAMANTHA HAMILITON (C) VS DONA ROTTEN
(Written by Sam)
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP
ZOEY STAR (C) VS KATIE MONTES
(Ending Written by Katie)
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
TAG TEAM WAR GAMES MATCH
ROME, GA
THURSDAY
4/16/2020
"Love Hurts" as played by the Darren Smith Band plays over the PA to assault the ears of the fans in attendance of the very event of the same name! There's slow headbanging and fists in the air as pyro explodes on the stage!
GRUDGE MATCH ROYALEOut steps Jenny Beck wearing a leather miniskit and crop top with mesh stockings, high heels, and a chain around her neck that holds a little chrome heart. She makes a heart symbol to the screaming crowd who erupt in chants!
Jenny: ROME, GEORGIA!!! WE SEE SO MUCH OF EACH OTHER! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE GIRLS IN THE BACK, THE GIRL ON THE STAGE, AND THE TWO CHUCKLE HEADS AT RINGSIDE!!!!
Crowd: JENNY! SRW! JENNY! SRW! JENNY! SRW!!!
She smiles and saunters down to ringside and points over to Joe and Mike at ringside.
Jenny: BOYS! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The camera cuts right to Joe Koss and Mike Spazz where it appears Mike is doing rather interesting things with a bit of his lunch.....
Koss: You know the camera is running on us right now, right?
Spazz: Do I look like I fucking care?
Mike then makes a blow job motion on one of his breaded chicken strips and smirks.
Spazz: Oh it's so good, bitches! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!!!
Joe just rolls his eyes and gets down to business:
Koss: Well we've got an "In-House" PPV, the fans are seated exactly six feet apart, which limits the amount of people we can have in the ring. We're all practicing safe hygiene practices, even Mikey here despite appearances.
Spazz: I'm squeaky clean motherfucker! Healthy as a motherfuck! AIN'T NOTHING OUT THERE CAN FUCKIN' KILL ME!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!
Koss: ....Until you piss off the wrong person.
Spazz: People dying to see me die and you know what? Ain't none of 'em succeeded! I am the Immortal Spazztastic Mike Spazz! Anyone who tries me gets ganked Highlander Style for THEIR CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
Koss: Right right. So we have the biggest Grudge Match in wrestling opening the show, every title is on the line, and Tag Team War Games makes a return tonight for a special reason after the Tag Team Champions, ironically named La Rebellion, decided to not only test, but attack the owner of this company, the woman that cuts their paychecks and gives 'em a place to follow their passions.
Spazz: They're like teenagers, fuckin' startin' shit just to get people looking their way and givin' Mom shit!
Koss: Indeed. Anyways let's get down to business! Grudge Match Royale coming up next!!!
Jenny: ROME, GEORGIA!!! WE SEE SO MUCH OF EACH OTHER! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE GIRLS IN THE BACK, THE GIRL ON THE STAGE, AND THE TWO CHUCKLE HEADS AT RINGSIDE!!!!
Crowd: JENNY! SRW! JENNY! SRW! JENNY! SRW!!!
She smiles and saunters down to ringside and points over to Joe and Mike at ringside.
Jenny: BOYS! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The camera cuts right to Joe Koss and Mike Spazz where it appears Mike is doing rather interesting things with a bit of his lunch.....
Spazz: Do I look like I fucking care?
Mike then makes a blow job motion on one of his breaded chicken strips and smirks.
Spazz: Oh it's so good, bitches! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!!!
Joe just rolls his eyes and gets down to business:
Koss: Well we've got an "In-House" PPV, the fans are seated exactly six feet apart, which limits the amount of people we can have in the ring. We're all practicing safe hygiene practices, even Mikey here despite appearances.
Spazz: I'm squeaky clean motherfucker! Healthy as a motherfuck! AIN'T NOTHING OUT THERE CAN FUCKIN' KILL ME!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!
Koss: ....Until you piss off the wrong person.
Spazz: People dying to see me die and you know what? Ain't none of 'em succeeded! I am the Immortal Spazztastic Mike Spazz! Anyone who tries me gets ganked Highlander Style for THEIR CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
Koss: Right right. So we have the biggest Grudge Match in wrestling opening the show, every title is on the line, and Tag Team War Games makes a return tonight for a special reason after the Tag Team Champions, ironically named La Rebellion, decided to not only test, but attack the owner of this company, the woman that cuts their paychecks and gives 'em a place to follow their passions.
Spazz: They're like teenagers, fuckin' startin' shit just to get people looking their way and givin' Mom shit!
Koss: Indeed. Anyways let's get down to business! Grudge Match Royale coming up next!!!
ROSE VS BIANCA DAVIS VS HANNAH GRANT VS MELISSA MAYE VS CHERRY DEVILLE VS PSYCHO MAGUIRE VS CHELSEA WINSTON VS MAJA LINDSTROM VS MARIA SALVATORE
NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!
The ring begins filled with 9 women who have nothing but animosity and bad blood between each other and within seconds, the entire thing explodes into a flurry of swinging fists, feet, and hands! Maria Salvatore and Bianca Davis both drop and exit opposite sides of the ring, Rose chasing Bianca while Psycho chases after Maria! The two meet in the middle but Bianca, thinking fast, ducks a running clothesline from Rose that rocks Maria off her feet, then takes off running around the ring. Meanwhile Psycho gets her hands on Maria and starts to viciously beat her stunned rival down outside the ring! Meanwhile Hannah Grant and Melissa Maye brawl hard against the ropes until Hannah catches her with a quick kick between the legs and tosses her over the ropes and out of the ring!!! A surprise Superkick from Maja Lindstrom knocks Cherry Deville flat on her back, leaving her stunned in the middle of the ring!
MELISSA MAYE ELIMINATED!!!
As Hannah takes a moment to laugh and gloat, Chelsea Winston manages to take her out with a running dropkick from behind, dropping her right on top of Hannah Grant outside!
HANNAH GRANT ELIMINATED!!!
Chelsea dusts her hands off with a smirk only to narrowly duck a running clothesline from Maja Lindstrom! The two end up in a brawl against the ropes while at that exact time, Bianca Davis rushes into the ring looking to get away from Rose, who gets caught in the middle of Maria Salvatore and Psycho's brawl thanks to an errant shot hitting her from Psycho! Rose and Maria proceed to gang up on Psycho for the infraction outside! Meanwhile Hannah Grant and Melissa Maye brawl the entire way up the ramp and to the back with Melissa Maye clearly winning the exchange with a kick that sends Hannah flying through the curtains to the backstage area!
Bianca takes full advantage of the distraction of Chelsea Winston and Maja Lindstrom fighting each other into the nearby ropes. Bianca rushes in and takes Chelsea Winston out with a BEAUTIFUL BOOT!!! Chelsea flips over the ropes, grabbing onto the top, but her grip slips. With a bounce on the Apron, she falls outside the ring in a heap, clutching at the side of her head!
CHELSEA WINSTON ELIMINATED!!!
It's at that moment that Rose has hoisted Psycho up over her head and tossed her back into the ring! Maria Salvatore shouts out, "YEAH! BEAT HER DOWN ROSE!!!" Rose suddenly turns towards Maria and savagely backhands her off her feet, then tosses her back into the ring as well! At that point, Bianca was ducking and weaving an onslaught from Maja Lindstrom. Say what you will about The Queen B, but she's quick and nimble on her feet! Rose pulls herself up on the ropes, her lip twitching as she sees Bianca Davis in her brawl. She rushes in light an angry freight train. Bianca at that moment would duck a swing from Maja, opening her up from a running Big Boot to the Face! Maja is rocked off her feet, falling into the ropes as Bianca quickly ducks down and falls away from a cursing Rose!
Rose follows in pursuit of Bianca right as Maria Salvatore, seeing an easy target, moves in on the limp Maja Lindstrom. As she rushes into hurl her over, however, Maja ducks a shoulder and tosses Maria up and over to the outside!!!!
MARIA SALVATORE ELIMINATED!!!
Maria lands outside in a heap, shocked and promptly throwing a tantrum! Psycho moves in towards Maja and gives her a little high-five. That's when suddenly Maria reaches under the bottom rope to grab Psycho's legs and pull her off her feet and out of the ring, clipping her chin on the ring apron on the way out! Maja starts to go to help her friend when suddenly a pair of arms wrap around her waist and she finds herself German Suplexed to the center of the ring by Cherry Deville!
Meanwhile, Maria lays out Psycho Maguire with a chair she took from the Time Keeper's table, the savage smack echoing over the crowd and splitting Psycho open! Maria promptly walks off with a scoff and roll of her eyes. What she doesn't count on, is Psycho "rising from the dead" with blood streaking down her face. No more did she care about the match and instead smashes Maria across the back with a savage forearm! She then tosses her up the ramp to the back! Maria, stumbling, quickly tries to get away as fast as she can as Psycho chases her to the backstage area!
PSYCHO MAGUIRE ELIMINATED?
The only two women who didn't have actual beef in this entire match were soundly wrestling one another in the middle of the ring. Cherry and Maja go hold for hold until a boot to the gut from Maya doubles her over, opening her up for a potent IN THE RED Pedigree!!! Maja then gathers Cherry up on her shoulder, gets a running start, and tosses her out of the ring!
CHERRY DEVILLE ELIMINATED!
Bianca Davis re-enters the ring to find herself face to face with Maja Lindstrom and to her back is the Deadly Rose of SRW! With her eyes wide she runs for the ropes and leaps over them, grabbing onto the top and hopping onto the apron, She then lowers down and seeing the discarded chair on the floor, she hops down on it. However, since her feet aren't touching the floor.... The referee outside plays it literally. Maja and Rose don't even pay attention, however as the two go at each other with Bianca watching from the outside!
Chopping back and forth, Maja, Rose, Maja, Rose! The crowd woo's right along with it while Bianca watches with her arms crossed over her chest and a smug look on her face. Finally one chop from Maja gets a harsh sting that has Rose stepping back with clenched fists and teeth, growling with pain. Rose spins and goes for a wicked Clothesline, Maja ducks and hits the ropes. She comes back at Rose who answers with a backfist that Maja ducks, then hops up with a single arm cravate, hitting THE ANGEL'S DEMISE!!! Rose pops up on impact, stumbling and swaying as Maja grabs her and hurls her over the ropes! However, Rose catches the ropes and saves her self, pulling herself up onto the apron. Maja sees this and moves in as Rose pulls herself up. The two struggle as she tries to push Rose off the Apron.
Bianca, smelling her moment, leaps from the folded chair on the floor onto the Apron! She moves in behind and rushes in, taking Maja by the legs and tossing her over the ropes!! Maja hits the floor in shock!
MAJA LINDSTROM ELIMINATED!!!!
She slaps Rose hard enough to stun her for a moment, then backs up and runs in with a leaping CORONATION!!! But Rose manages to side step!! BIANCA FLIES RIGHT PAST HER TO THE FLOOR BELOW!!!
BIANCA DAVIS ELIMINATED!!!!
Rose slips back into the ring, worn and ragged from the match but with her fist in the air as her music plays over the P/A!!!
WINNER AND NO.1 CONTENDER FOR THE COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP: ROSE!!!
MELISSA MAYE ELIMINATED!!!
As Hannah takes a moment to laugh and gloat, Chelsea Winston manages to take her out with a running dropkick from behind, dropping her right on top of Hannah Grant outside!
HANNAH GRANT ELIMINATED!!!
Chelsea dusts her hands off with a smirk only to narrowly duck a running clothesline from Maja Lindstrom! The two end up in a brawl against the ropes while at that exact time, Bianca Davis rushes into the ring looking to get away from Rose, who gets caught in the middle of Maria Salvatore and Psycho's brawl thanks to an errant shot hitting her from Psycho! Rose and Maria proceed to gang up on Psycho for the infraction outside! Meanwhile Hannah Grant and Melissa Maye brawl the entire way up the ramp and to the back with Melissa Maye clearly winning the exchange with a kick that sends Hannah flying through the curtains to the backstage area!
Bianca takes full advantage of the distraction of Chelsea Winston and Maja Lindstrom fighting each other into the nearby ropes. Bianca rushes in and takes Chelsea Winston out with a BEAUTIFUL BOOT!!! Chelsea flips over the ropes, grabbing onto the top, but her grip slips. With a bounce on the Apron, she falls outside the ring in a heap, clutching at the side of her head!
CHELSEA WINSTON ELIMINATED!!!
It's at that moment that Rose has hoisted Psycho up over her head and tossed her back into the ring! Maria Salvatore shouts out, "YEAH! BEAT HER DOWN ROSE!!!" Rose suddenly turns towards Maria and savagely backhands her off her feet, then tosses her back into the ring as well! At that point, Bianca was ducking and weaving an onslaught from Maja Lindstrom. Say what you will about The Queen B, but she's quick and nimble on her feet! Rose pulls herself up on the ropes, her lip twitching as she sees Bianca Davis in her brawl. She rushes in light an angry freight train. Bianca at that moment would duck a swing from Maja, opening her up from a running Big Boot to the Face! Maja is rocked off her feet, falling into the ropes as Bianca quickly ducks down and falls away from a cursing Rose!
Rose follows in pursuit of Bianca right as Maria Salvatore, seeing an easy target, moves in on the limp Maja Lindstrom. As she rushes into hurl her over, however, Maja ducks a shoulder and tosses Maria up and over to the outside!!!!
MARIA SALVATORE ELIMINATED!!!
Maria lands outside in a heap, shocked and promptly throwing a tantrum! Psycho moves in towards Maja and gives her a little high-five. That's when suddenly Maria reaches under the bottom rope to grab Psycho's legs and pull her off her feet and out of the ring, clipping her chin on the ring apron on the way out! Maja starts to go to help her friend when suddenly a pair of arms wrap around her waist and she finds herself German Suplexed to the center of the ring by Cherry Deville!
Meanwhile, Maria lays out Psycho Maguire with a chair she took from the Time Keeper's table, the savage smack echoing over the crowd and splitting Psycho open! Maria promptly walks off with a scoff and roll of her eyes. What she doesn't count on, is Psycho "rising from the dead" with blood streaking down her face. No more did she care about the match and instead smashes Maria across the back with a savage forearm! She then tosses her up the ramp to the back! Maria, stumbling, quickly tries to get away as fast as she can as Psycho chases her to the backstage area!
PSYCHO MAGUIRE ELIMINATED?
The only two women who didn't have actual beef in this entire match were soundly wrestling one another in the middle of the ring. Cherry and Maja go hold for hold until a boot to the gut from Maya doubles her over, opening her up for a potent IN THE RED Pedigree!!! Maja then gathers Cherry up on her shoulder, gets a running start, and tosses her out of the ring!
CHERRY DEVILLE ELIMINATED!
Bianca Davis re-enters the ring to find herself face to face with Maja Lindstrom and to her back is the Deadly Rose of SRW! With her eyes wide she runs for the ropes and leaps over them, grabbing onto the top and hopping onto the apron, She then lowers down and seeing the discarded chair on the floor, she hops down on it. However, since her feet aren't touching the floor.... The referee outside plays it literally. Maja and Rose don't even pay attention, however as the two go at each other with Bianca watching from the outside!
Chopping back and forth, Maja, Rose, Maja, Rose! The crowd woo's right along with it while Bianca watches with her arms crossed over her chest and a smug look on her face. Finally one chop from Maja gets a harsh sting that has Rose stepping back with clenched fists and teeth, growling with pain. Rose spins and goes for a wicked Clothesline, Maja ducks and hits the ropes. She comes back at Rose who answers with a backfist that Maja ducks, then hops up with a single arm cravate, hitting THE ANGEL'S DEMISE!!! Rose pops up on impact, stumbling and swaying as Maja grabs her and hurls her over the ropes! However, Rose catches the ropes and saves her self, pulling herself up onto the apron. Maja sees this and moves in as Rose pulls herself up. The two struggle as she tries to push Rose off the Apron.
Bianca, smelling her moment, leaps from the folded chair on the floor onto the Apron! She moves in behind and rushes in, taking Maja by the legs and tossing her over the ropes!! Maja hits the floor in shock!
MAJA LINDSTROM ELIMINATED!!!!
She slaps Rose hard enough to stun her for a moment, then backs up and runs in with a leaping CORONATION!!! But Rose manages to side step!! BIANCA FLIES RIGHT PAST HER TO THE FLOOR BELOW!!!
BIANCA DAVIS ELIMINATED!!!!
Rose slips back into the ring, worn and ragged from the match but with her fist in the air as her music plays over the P/A!!!
WINNER AND NO.1 CONTENDER FOR THE COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP: ROSE!!!
Spazz: YO! Rose just said FUCK YOU to Bianca Davis!
Koss: And damn is Bianca utterly pissed off at this turn of events! Rose has earned herself another shot at Championship glory, but it's against Samantha Hamilton. She's one of two champions that have held their titles uninterrupted in this company, the other being Zoey Madigan-Star.
Spazz: Sam-Bam Hamilton is like, "Nah you get this when I'm dead or bored motherfuckers!"
Koss: You might just be right, Spazz-O. We'll find out later tonight when she defends her title against Dona Rotten!
Koss: And damn is Bianca utterly pissed off at this turn of events! Rose has earned herself another shot at Championship glory, but it's against Samantha Hamilton. She's one of two champions that have held their titles uninterrupted in this company, the other being Zoey Madigan-Star.
Spazz: Sam-Bam Hamilton is like, "Nah you get this when I'm dead or bored motherfuckers!"
Koss: You might just be right, Spazz-O. We'll find out later tonight when she defends her title against Dona Rotten!
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
We head backstage where Tracy Dixon is there with an excitable looking Wendy House. House is wearing bunny ears and is carrying a basket of chocolate eggs.
Tracy: So you’re really not letting me have even ONE egg?
House stamps her foot.
House: Noes! Dese not for yous, tubzilla! Oh...
She spots the camera, waving with her free hand.
House: lo everyone! Happy Easters! Much like baby Jesus came back fwom the dead, me’s an Dix here is gonna come back from death to win does taggy titles tonight!
Tracy: When did we die exactly?
House: We lost last show, close enough. But as it is Easters, it got House to finking. Last Easter, House attacked and beat the Easter Bunny, and stole all his chocolate eggies. So... House kinda feels bad about that. Also, poor Easter Bunny is always giving out eggies, and he never gets any himself. So House invited the Easter Bunny here tonight as a peace offering. Come on in, bunny boy!
Sure enough, a nervous looking Easter Bunny walks in. He seems on edge, considering what happened last Easter, when House attacked him, this seems understandable.
House: It okay, Mr. Bunny sir. House is a good girl now. Me’s got you’s a pwesent to say sowwy. You’s always giving out the eggies, so House got you’s some eggies. So Mr. Bunny can recieve instead of always giving.
She steps up to the bunny and hands him the basket. He tilts his head to one side, as if expecting some trick.
House: No twicks. Me’s wanted to do somefink nice for you’s. Besides, since House turned into a nice girl, she’s has to tick off her karmic debts to society. So please enjoy the eggies. Can... can House have a hugsies?
The bunny seems hesistant, then nods, House runs across and bearhugs the bunny.
House: YAY Fwiends!
She lets go, and the bunny rubs his tummy a little. He waves and then leaves. House turns to Tracy.
House: See? House did a good thing!
For a moment we can see some genuine shock on Tracy Dixon’s face then she nods.
Dixon: ..damn, I’m sorry, I thought playing so much of that Animal Crossing made you into some sort of a sociopath or something. I expected this to be a trick but..you. You actually did it House, I’m proud of you girl.
She hugs her friend without warning then sniffles.
House: ..you crying?
Dixon sniffles.
Dixon: noo. I’m I’m not crying..nope.
Her little friend giggles and pokes at Dixon.
House: Yous are! Mes no blind! What’s wrong?
Tracy sniffles.
Dixon: ..that ..that bunny.
House: Yeah, wasn’t he happy? I did good!
Dixon: he took all those eggs, didn’t give me one of them..that bastard. I’m gonna kick his ass! Hey! HEY BUNNY! YOU GIMME A DAMN EGG YOU FURRY SONOVA--
House holds back her friend with a banshee like shriek.
House: NO! SAVE YOUR ANGER FOR OUR OPPONENTS THINK OF MY KARMIC BALANCE!
The vociferous shrieking makes Tracy jump, and she falls and lands on her butt. House shakes her head.
House: You’s help me win dose titles tonight, me’s buy you eggies. Deal?
Tracy: Ow.... deal.
House claps.
House: Yay! Hey, speaking of karmic debt wepayment, you know how to fix a church tower clock?
Tracy gives House a puzzled look as we head back to ringside.
Spazz: Meeza thinkah yousa stupid! Goddamn, she's a grown ass woman! WTF did we just watch?
Koss: I thought it was endearing... kind of. Alright it was a bit unnerving in a way, but there was a hint of sweetness.
Spazz: What kind of psycho have you been all my life, Joey Boy?
Koss: Speaking of Psychosis, Juliet Black defends her Hardcore Championship against Jessica Jackson! Coming up next!
Spazz: Oh yes... There will be blood... BRING YOUR RAINCOATS BITCHES!!
Spazz: Meeza thinkah yousa stupid! Goddamn, she's a grown ass woman! WTF did we just watch?
Koss: I thought it was endearing... kind of. Alright it was a bit unnerving in a way, but there was a hint of sweetness.
Spazz: What kind of psycho have you been all my life, Joey Boy?
Koss: Speaking of Psychosis, Juliet Black defends her Hardcore Championship against Jessica Jackson! Coming up next!
Spazz: Oh yes... There will be blood... BRING YOUR RAINCOATS BITCHES!!
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK (C) VS JESSICA JACKSON
Hardcore Match
Weapons surround the ring. With a bang it began as Jessica Jackson didn't even wait for Juliet to finish her entrance, attacking her just as she tries crossing into the ropes with kicks, punches and knees to the ribs in particular. With no rules, the match began with Jessica taking full advantage with a merciless beatdown of the champion. Juliet is forced to roll out of the ring from the kicks and stomps, being unable to do more than turtle as Jessica wouldn't even allow her the privilege of standing up!
Juliet gathers a kendo stick, unseen by Jessica as she takes the insane risk of rushing ahead and diving through the ropes. The Champion turns, sees, and side steps while cracking a home rung swing across Jessica's midsection, effectively snapping the kendo stick in half on impact! Jessica hits the ground curled up and clutching at her guts. It was now Juliet's turn to kick 'em while they're down. She puts the boots to Jessica, not letting her up for a moment and even at one point hitting a punt kick right into the side of Jessica's head! Juliet gathers a nearby trash can and dumps a small assortment of weapons down on her foe, then starts battering her with the trash can!
Jessica gathers up one of the weapons and rolls onto her back, knocking the trash can out of Juliet's hand with a 2x4 and sending it flying through the air to land a few feet away by the ring barricade! Juliet catches the 2x4 on it's return swing and Jessica promptly kicks her in the knee, then shoves it right into Juliet's gut, dropping the woman down after her balance was already compromised! Getting to her feet, Jackson then turns and swings the weapon, clipping Juliet hard enough to bust her open at the temple!
With her foe stunned, Jessica rushes in with a brutal kick to the ribs that rolls Juliet flat on her back. She then takes a moment to hold the wood up in the air, gloating to the fans as she produces a match from her knee pad, strikes it on a rough patch on her tights, lights it up, and then sets the lumber on fire! "ANYONE CAN BE HARDCORE!" She roars at the crowd, then turns to find Juliet Black tackling her into the ring barricade, dropping the burning lumber. She suddenly meets the business end of several body shots and a liver punch that buckles her immediately! There, in the corner of the ring barricade, she's violently mugged by an angry yet somehow still in control Juliet Black, dishing out a beating that makes the one she suffered in the start pale in comparison!
A back elbow shot from Jessica halts Juliet, but only for a second as she fires back with a headbutt that sends Jessica back into the barricade. She then gathers up the half burning 2x4 and swings it right into Jessica's guts! She then golf swings it up into the challenger's face, sending her up and over the barricade and into the fans laps, who could smell her singed blond hair! Juliet then holds the burning lumber up in the air, watches Jessica get up, and swings again only for Jessica to duck and hit a nasty throat jab on Juliet! The Hardcore Champ clutches at her throat, holding it and choking for several moments as she struggles for air!
Jessica then hops onto the barricade, struggling for balance. A few fans "Help" her by propping up her rear. She scoffs in disgust before leaping off and hitting a springboard CURB STOMP on the still doubled over Juliet! With a mad laugh she rolls Juliet over for the first pin, but Juliet kicks out at 2!!!
Jessica turns and batters her bleeding foe with repeated strikes to the head, then lifts her up and sets up for THE PRINCESS PLUNGE-NO Juliet manages to slip free and catches her with THE BARE KNUCKLE GLAM! Jessica is rocked off her feet by the blow and Jessica falls to one knee, breathing hard as she still struggles with a swollen wind pipe constricting precious oxygen.
After a few seconds pass, she gathers up Jessica, locking on her FADE 2 BLACK but before she can slip on the body scissor and drag her down, Jessica manages two fast back kicks into Juliet's groin, forcing her to loosen up the hold and snapmaring her to the floor! It's then that we notice a few streaks of blood staining those platinum locks as well as running down the side of Jessica's head. Finding another trash can, the challenger reaches inside and pulls out Juliet's signature bundle of light tubes!
As Juliet gets to her feet, Jessica bursts forth at her, swinging those light tubes with great furious but Jessica side steps and Jessica goes right past her. She turns and SHOOT KICK THROUGH THE TUBES RIGHT INTO JESSICA'S FACE!!! Glass flies everywhere and that boot heel drives some right into Jessica's cheeks and forehead. Juliet then boots Jessica in the gut and hits a running SKULL FUCK INTO MORE GLASS!!! The impact, mercifully knocks Jessica Jackson out and Juliet rolls over her for the 1-2-3!!!
WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION: JULIET BLACK!!!
Juliet gathers a kendo stick, unseen by Jessica as she takes the insane risk of rushing ahead and diving through the ropes. The Champion turns, sees, and side steps while cracking a home rung swing across Jessica's midsection, effectively snapping the kendo stick in half on impact! Jessica hits the ground curled up and clutching at her guts. It was now Juliet's turn to kick 'em while they're down. She puts the boots to Jessica, not letting her up for a moment and even at one point hitting a punt kick right into the side of Jessica's head! Juliet gathers a nearby trash can and dumps a small assortment of weapons down on her foe, then starts battering her with the trash can!
Jessica gathers up one of the weapons and rolls onto her back, knocking the trash can out of Juliet's hand with a 2x4 and sending it flying through the air to land a few feet away by the ring barricade! Juliet catches the 2x4 on it's return swing and Jessica promptly kicks her in the knee, then shoves it right into Juliet's gut, dropping the woman down after her balance was already compromised! Getting to her feet, Jackson then turns and swings the weapon, clipping Juliet hard enough to bust her open at the temple!
With her foe stunned, Jessica rushes in with a brutal kick to the ribs that rolls Juliet flat on her back. She then takes a moment to hold the wood up in the air, gloating to the fans as she produces a match from her knee pad, strikes it on a rough patch on her tights, lights it up, and then sets the lumber on fire! "ANYONE CAN BE HARDCORE!" She roars at the crowd, then turns to find Juliet Black tackling her into the ring barricade, dropping the burning lumber. She suddenly meets the business end of several body shots and a liver punch that buckles her immediately! There, in the corner of the ring barricade, she's violently mugged by an angry yet somehow still in control Juliet Black, dishing out a beating that makes the one she suffered in the start pale in comparison!
A back elbow shot from Jessica halts Juliet, but only for a second as she fires back with a headbutt that sends Jessica back into the barricade. She then gathers up the half burning 2x4 and swings it right into Jessica's guts! She then golf swings it up into the challenger's face, sending her up and over the barricade and into the fans laps, who could smell her singed blond hair! Juliet then holds the burning lumber up in the air, watches Jessica get up, and swings again only for Jessica to duck and hit a nasty throat jab on Juliet! The Hardcore Champ clutches at her throat, holding it and choking for several moments as she struggles for air!
Jessica then hops onto the barricade, struggling for balance. A few fans "Help" her by propping up her rear. She scoffs in disgust before leaping off and hitting a springboard CURB STOMP on the still doubled over Juliet! With a mad laugh she rolls Juliet over for the first pin, but Juliet kicks out at 2!!!
Jessica turns and batters her bleeding foe with repeated strikes to the head, then lifts her up and sets up for THE PRINCESS PLUNGE-NO Juliet manages to slip free and catches her with THE BARE KNUCKLE GLAM! Jessica is rocked off her feet by the blow and Jessica falls to one knee, breathing hard as she still struggles with a swollen wind pipe constricting precious oxygen.
After a few seconds pass, she gathers up Jessica, locking on her FADE 2 BLACK but before she can slip on the body scissor and drag her down, Jessica manages two fast back kicks into Juliet's groin, forcing her to loosen up the hold and snapmaring her to the floor! It's then that we notice a few streaks of blood staining those platinum locks as well as running down the side of Jessica's head. Finding another trash can, the challenger reaches inside and pulls out Juliet's signature bundle of light tubes!
As Juliet gets to her feet, Jessica bursts forth at her, swinging those light tubes with great furious but Jessica side steps and Jessica goes right past her. She turns and SHOOT KICK THROUGH THE TUBES RIGHT INTO JESSICA'S FACE!!! Glass flies everywhere and that boot heel drives some right into Jessica's cheeks and forehead. Juliet then boots Jessica in the gut and hits a running SKULL FUCK INTO MORE GLASS!!! The impact, mercifully knocks Jessica Jackson out and Juliet rolls over her for the 1-2-3!!!
WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION: JULIET BLACK!!!
Spazz: FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!
Koss: Oh my God, get the Medics down here! That was razor sharp shards of glass right in Jessica's face! Juliet Black defended her title but Jesus Mary Jump-fucking Christ, was the Skull Fuck in the glass really necessary?!
Spazz: This is HARDCORE! It ain't for the squeamish motherfucker!
Koss: I mean you're right, but come on! Was that necessary? Can you say that 100%?
Spazz: Ain't my decision dawg. Go ask Julie B!
Koss: Oh my God, get the Medics down here! That was razor sharp shards of glass right in Jessica's face! Juliet Black defended her title but Jesus Mary Jump-fucking Christ, was the Skull Fuck in the glass really necessary?!
Spazz: This is HARDCORE! It ain't for the squeamish motherfucker!
Koss: I mean you're right, but come on! Was that necessary? Can you say that 100%?
Spazz: Ain't my decision dawg. Go ask Julie B!
CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
RIVER CHANCE (C) VS KATE STEELE
The match begins with Kate Steele offering a handshake. River buys into the sporting gesture and takes Kate's hand and Kate yanks her hand back, slicking her hair back as she steps back. River places her hands on her hips and gives a simple nod. The bell rings and the match goes underway as the two circle one another, Kate with a bit of a spring in her step. River moves in for a grapple and Kate ducks under her arms, booting her in the rear and laughing. River spins around as Kate makes a little face and sticks her tongue out. Again there is no rise in anger from River as she calmly pursues after Steele. Kate back peddles away and as she gets near the ropes, suddenly spins around, hops onto the second rope and flies off with a crossbody block, but River catches her, not going down, then flips her up over her head and hits a MILITARY PRESS DROP, runs to the ropes, snaps off and leaps over Kate Steele who rolls onto all fours! River returns as Kate hops up and fires off a spinning heel kick, but River ducks! Snapping off the ropes again, River comes back with a Lariat, Kate ducks, only for River to stop, spin around and club her from behind with a discus Clothesline that rocks her hard enough to front flip her flat on her back! River then hits THE LEG DROP and goes for a quick pin, only getting a two count!
From there it's River's show as she gets her hands on Kate to the tune of a huge pop from the crowd at the Rebel Star Arena! She hurls her into the corner and hits a huge running splash, backing up on impact as Kate stumbles into her arms and finds herself scooped up into a running Power Slam in the middle of the ring! This is held for a pin and another two count. River gets to her feet, backs into the ropes and runs forward, lifting her leg for another drop only to stop as Kate rolls out of the way and across the ring for an exit! Kate stumbles around outside the ring with a hand to the small of her back. River moves in, reaching through the ropes to grab her, Kate suddenly catches her in a cravate and drops with a rope stunner across the second rope! River snaps to her feet, stumbles back and falls to one knee, clutching at her jaw.
Kate thinks fast, climbing onto the apron and pulling herself up to the top rope. River rises, turning to face her just as she leaps off the top rope to hit a TORNADO DDT!!! River once again snaps to her feet on impact, only this time falling flat on her back and allowing Kate a pin attempt. 1-2-1/2!!!! River throws a shoulder up, forcing Kate to roll off of her, arm raised in the air with a fist clenched tightly. The fans in attendance cheer River on, pushing her.... driving her forward! She gets to her feet along with Kate Steele and immediately grabs her before she can get away! Kate responds with a wicked thumb right in the eye, halting her momentum and pulls her right into a deep and tight School Girl Roll up! River fights the entire time, but with River's large frame in the way, he doesn't see Kate putting her feet on the ropes for added leverage. 1-2-3!!!!
WINNER AND NEW CONQUEST CHAMPION: KATE STEELE!!!
The fans boo in uproar as releases River and rolls out of the ring to take her title belt from the ring attendant. River remains on her knees, watching as Kate backs her way up the ramp, title belt held high in the air as she shouts, "WHO'S THE CHAMP NOW?! ME! KATE-FUCKING-STEELE!!!!"
River places her hands on her hips and lowers her head, doing her best to hide her disappointment.
Koss: Kate Steele with a tainted victory and a championship belt around her waist!
Spazz: About fucking time man! Kate Steele's busted ass and showed up! She finally got her killer instinct on and stole the win!
Koss: But she cheated her ass off to get it! Feet in the ropes and everything! Ref's should check for that more often!
Spazz: Ref didn't see it. I didn't do it. You know how it goes in that ring!
From there it's River's show as she gets her hands on Kate to the tune of a huge pop from the crowd at the Rebel Star Arena! She hurls her into the corner and hits a huge running splash, backing up on impact as Kate stumbles into her arms and finds herself scooped up into a running Power Slam in the middle of the ring! This is held for a pin and another two count. River gets to her feet, backs into the ropes and runs forward, lifting her leg for another drop only to stop as Kate rolls out of the way and across the ring for an exit! Kate stumbles around outside the ring with a hand to the small of her back. River moves in, reaching through the ropes to grab her, Kate suddenly catches her in a cravate and drops with a rope stunner across the second rope! River snaps to her feet, stumbles back and falls to one knee, clutching at her jaw.
Kate thinks fast, climbing onto the apron and pulling herself up to the top rope. River rises, turning to face her just as she leaps off the top rope to hit a TORNADO DDT!!! River once again snaps to her feet on impact, only this time falling flat on her back and allowing Kate a pin attempt. 1-2-1/2!!!! River throws a shoulder up, forcing Kate to roll off of her, arm raised in the air with a fist clenched tightly. The fans in attendance cheer River on, pushing her.... driving her forward! She gets to her feet along with Kate Steele and immediately grabs her before she can get away! Kate responds with a wicked thumb right in the eye, halting her momentum and pulls her right into a deep and tight School Girl Roll up! River fights the entire time, but with River's large frame in the way, he doesn't see Kate putting her feet on the ropes for added leverage. 1-2-3!!!!
WINNER AND NEW CONQUEST CHAMPION: KATE STEELE!!!
The fans boo in uproar as releases River and rolls out of the ring to take her title belt from the ring attendant. River remains on her knees, watching as Kate backs her way up the ramp, title belt held high in the air as she shouts, "WHO'S THE CHAMP NOW?! ME! KATE-FUCKING-STEELE!!!!"
River places her hands on her hips and lowers her head, doing her best to hide her disappointment.
Koss: Kate Steele with a tainted victory and a championship belt around her waist!
Spazz: About fucking time man! Kate Steele's busted ass and showed up! She finally got her killer instinct on and stole the win!
Koss: But she cheated her ass off to get it! Feet in the ropes and everything! Ref's should check for that more often!
Spazz: Ref didn't see it. I didn't do it. You know how it goes in that ring!
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Our scene opens with Ursula Von Rossbach standing before the black and flaming glass heart banner for Love Hurts 2020, her muscular back turned to the camera and title belt slung over her shoulder. As always, she's so perfectly still that one could almost mistake her for a statue. Slowly her head lifts and she looks over her shoulder briefly, then back to the banner.
UVR: You have your wish, dear Christina Zdunich. You begged for this moment time and again.... "When will I get a title shot? Why don't I have a title?"
With a scoff, she slowly turns to face the camera, her eyes staring into the camera lens, her body following shortly after.
UVR: I have sat quietly back, allowing your irritation to go on for sometime now, a constant fly buzzing in the background and easily ignored....for a time. Eventually however, the annoyance becomes so great that a fly-swatter becomes necessary. Well little fly, I am your swatter this night. I will crush you under the unbearable weight of reality. You have earned this shot, but not my respect in the slightest.
Her eyes narrow, expression withering, brow furrowed.
UVR: I remember a tweet you posted, asking me if I was overlooking you. Think me so arrogant and foolish as to overlook you as harmless? You are an opportunist, Christina. You cheat and steal your way to victory, manipulating others towards your own ends, including your own family. Do not think for one moment that I underestimate your intelligence. If I lose my focus for even a moment, you have a chance, albeit slight, of taking this title on my shoulder from me. What I question is your security. Statements such as your tweet that I had mentioned are made by the small minded and insecure. You not only cheapen me with such a question, but insult me and for that slight, you will not be walking away with this title. Should I deem you worthy of leaving with your health and livelihood, then consider yourself fortunate, but do not count on it.
Her gaze intensifies as she leans forward toward the camera.
UVR: ....regardless of the outcome, you will never insult me in such a way again. Putting a body through a table has rarely brought me as much satisfaction as I believe yours shall.
The Lady Terminator turns and exits.
Spazz: Fuck man... I think she gonna' kill a bitch tonight!
Koss: Christina Zdunich has to face that woman for the Ascendant Championship, coming up next!
UVR: You have your wish, dear Christina Zdunich. You begged for this moment time and again.... "When will I get a title shot? Why don't I have a title?"
With a scoff, she slowly turns to face the camera, her eyes staring into the camera lens, her body following shortly after.
UVR: I have sat quietly back, allowing your irritation to go on for sometime now, a constant fly buzzing in the background and easily ignored....for a time. Eventually however, the annoyance becomes so great that a fly-swatter becomes necessary. Well little fly, I am your swatter this night. I will crush you under the unbearable weight of reality. You have earned this shot, but not my respect in the slightest.
Her eyes narrow, expression withering, brow furrowed.
UVR: I remember a tweet you posted, asking me if I was overlooking you. Think me so arrogant and foolish as to overlook you as harmless? You are an opportunist, Christina. You cheat and steal your way to victory, manipulating others towards your own ends, including your own family. Do not think for one moment that I underestimate your intelligence. If I lose my focus for even a moment, you have a chance, albeit slight, of taking this title on my shoulder from me. What I question is your security. Statements such as your tweet that I had mentioned are made by the small minded and insecure. You not only cheapen me with such a question, but insult me and for that slight, you will not be walking away with this title. Should I deem you worthy of leaving with your health and livelihood, then consider yourself fortunate, but do not count on it.
Her gaze intensifies as she leans forward toward the camera.
UVR: ....regardless of the outcome, you will never insult me in such a way again. Putting a body through a table has rarely brought me as much satisfaction as I believe yours shall.
The Lady Terminator turns and exits.
Spazz: Fuck man... I think she gonna' kill a bitch tonight!
Koss: Christina Zdunich has to face that woman for the Ascendant Championship, coming up next!
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C) VS CHRISTINA ZDUNICH
TABLES MATCH
The match begins with an onslaught, but not of UVR, but Christina Zdunich! She rushes in with series of fast strikes and kicks, catching Ursula off guard with a sucker punch before the bell even rings! A legsweep and standing moonsault pin ends with her being thrown off of Ursula after a bare one count. This is followed by the FLASHING LIGHTS KICK but Ursula catches her leg. Christina responds by flipping forward and hitting a mule kick to Ursula's chin, snapping her head back while freeing her caught foot at the same time. Christina gets to her feet, rushes full steam at Ursula only to bounce off into the nearby ropes and catch her with a MYSTERIORANA-NO Ursula keeps her footing, lifts Christina up and violently powerbombs her to the canvas!
Christina tries to bounce up, but pain in her back drops her to her knees as a charging Ursula hits a running step-front kick right her in the face! Ursula then scoops her up onto one shoulder, then hoists Christina up over her head, tossing her out of the ring onto one of the tables waiting outside! She bounces off the table top, folding one of it's legs and rolls the floor with a groan!
Ursula slips through the ropes, hopping down to the floor where we see Christina fighting her way to her feet, a hand to her agonized back. Ursula moves in with a strong Kidney punch that buckles her, followed by a grapple, a spin, and a German Suplex throw into the ring steps! Christina howls in agony as the champion rises to her feet. Christina crawls under the ring apron to try and get away, but Ursula catches her leg and pulls her out only to get blasted with a fire extinguisher.
Blinded, the champ staggers back, trying to clear her eyes of foam. A gut shot with the weapon doubles Ursula over, followed by a clubbing blow to her back with the weapon! Christina laughs sadistically, blasting the down champ with more CO2 Foam, then smashing her again across the back when she starts to get up. When Ursula stops trying to rise, Christina smiles with a sense of satisfaction, thinking her foe vanquished. She taps her temple, then drops the fire extinguisher. With great effort, she pulls a stunned Ursula and even manages to hoist her onto her shoulders. With legs quivering, Christina marches Ursula up the ring steps, walks across the apron to the half erected table and just as she goes for the toss, Ursula grabs the ropes!
Suddenly Christina is blasted with elbow after elbow to the head until Christina releases her grip. Ursula maneuvers off her shoulders onto the apron and shoves Christina into the ring post full force! The Blossoming One hits with a loud ping and falls straight to the floor in a heap. The Lady Terminator hops down and gathers the table up, kicking it's one good leg up and as soon as Christina gets to her swaying feet, she's laid out with a brutal table shot! Ursula then leans the table up against the nearby Time Keeper's table with evil intentions.
Gathering Christina up with a sneer by her blue hair, she walks/drags her foe to the table, grips her by the Throat and SAMBO CHOKESLAM-NO! Christina slips free and wraps her legs around Ursula's arm with a crude but effective Cross Armbar! Ursula growls with a mixture of annoyance and pain as Crystal Z starts cranking and yanking that arm with all her effort! Still standing, UVR lifts her 115 lbs. foe, fighting against her strength as she curls her arm in, then turns, lifts up and slams her THROUGH THE ANGLED TABLE!!! This immediately forces Christina to release the hold as the bell is rang and Ursula is declared the winner by table break!!!
WINNER AND STILL ASCENDANT CHAMPION - URSULA VON ROSSBACH!!!
Christina tries to bounce up, but pain in her back drops her to her knees as a charging Ursula hits a running step-front kick right her in the face! Ursula then scoops her up onto one shoulder, then hoists Christina up over her head, tossing her out of the ring onto one of the tables waiting outside! She bounces off the table top, folding one of it's legs and rolls the floor with a groan!
Ursula slips through the ropes, hopping down to the floor where we see Christina fighting her way to her feet, a hand to her agonized back. Ursula moves in with a strong Kidney punch that buckles her, followed by a grapple, a spin, and a German Suplex throw into the ring steps! Christina howls in agony as the champion rises to her feet. Christina crawls under the ring apron to try and get away, but Ursula catches her leg and pulls her out only to get blasted with a fire extinguisher.
Blinded, the champ staggers back, trying to clear her eyes of foam. A gut shot with the weapon doubles Ursula over, followed by a clubbing blow to her back with the weapon! Christina laughs sadistically, blasting the down champ with more CO2 Foam, then smashing her again across the back when she starts to get up. When Ursula stops trying to rise, Christina smiles with a sense of satisfaction, thinking her foe vanquished. She taps her temple, then drops the fire extinguisher. With great effort, she pulls a stunned Ursula and even manages to hoist her onto her shoulders. With legs quivering, Christina marches Ursula up the ring steps, walks across the apron to the half erected table and just as she goes for the toss, Ursula grabs the ropes!
Suddenly Christina is blasted with elbow after elbow to the head until Christina releases her grip. Ursula maneuvers off her shoulders onto the apron and shoves Christina into the ring post full force! The Blossoming One hits with a loud ping and falls straight to the floor in a heap. The Lady Terminator hops down and gathers the table up, kicking it's one good leg up and as soon as Christina gets to her swaying feet, she's laid out with a brutal table shot! Ursula then leans the table up against the nearby Time Keeper's table with evil intentions.
Gathering Christina up with a sneer by her blue hair, she walks/drags her foe to the table, grips her by the Throat and SAMBO CHOKESLAM-NO! Christina slips free and wraps her legs around Ursula's arm with a crude but effective Cross Armbar! Ursula growls with a mixture of annoyance and pain as Crystal Z starts cranking and yanking that arm with all her effort! Still standing, UVR lifts her 115 lbs. foe, fighting against her strength as she curls her arm in, then turns, lifts up and slams her THROUGH THE ANGLED TABLE!!! This immediately forces Christina to release the hold as the bell is rang and Ursula is declared the winner by table break!!!
WINNER AND STILL ASCENDANT CHAMPION - URSULA VON ROSSBACH!!!
Post Match: Ursula doesn't even acknowledge Christina as she takes her belt and hoists it in the air with her music playing loud and proud. Christina remains in the wreckage of the table, laid out and staring up at the lights in utter disbelief at how this just ended.
Spazz: Have I mentioned she scares me, Joe?
Koss: Many times and each time she shows us exactly why! Christina Zdunich gave it her all, but was left dismantled in the wreckage of a table for her efforts!
Spazz: They call her Terminator for a reason! Don't insult Bitchzilla or she'll make it that much worse on you!
COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPIONSHIP
SAMANTHA HAMILITON (C) VS DONA ROTTEN
(Written by Sam)
The same sense of resolve and respect that were detected in the atmosphere when these two signed their contract are easily noticed tonight. Dona and Sam give each other a polite nod and sly smirk.
But after that, it's straight down to business, as The Titaness and Toxic Knockout charge right at each other! Whereas one may think the other may stop to avoid colliding, nope! No such thing!
If anything, they damn well nearly decapitate one another! Dona hits Sam with a Short Arm Lariat, while Samantha returns the favor with an up-close Clothesline! The two almost immediately fall onto their backs. Each woman takes a few seconds to rub their necks.
Despite the attacks no doubt bringing the other woman into a world of pain, both Sam and Dona are just as swift to get back on their feet. The cheers from the audience get even louder. They had already been happy from the get-go to watch this fight, and now that it was happening, and they were being given quite the sight to witness?
They were popping even louder.
Before Dona can get too close to The Titaness, she hunches downward. Dona's eyes widen, and although she can understand what's happening, she's a few seconds too late to avoid it! SPEAR!
She backs away, but as expected, Dona gets up before the referee can even reach three.
Sam nods, her smirk widening as she acknowledges this match is going to be longer and tougher than her previous defenses.
The two go back and forth with one another for a good ten more minutes. At times, Dona had control and even managed to keep Samantha down until six to eight. But it wasn't enough to keep The Titaness down. Likewise, Sam had her own share of close calls.
By the twenty minute mark, both women were visibly sweating. It was clear they were trying to figure out what it would take to keep the other down.
Dona climbs up atop one of the turnbuckles and jumps right at Samantha! Toxicosis (Diving Headbutt)! She then follows up with her Chainsaw Kick (Inverted Shining Wizard), trying to take advantage of Sam still reeling from the damage done to her head!
The referee gets to nine ... but he stops! Sam is standing up, albeit shakily, holding the ropes with one hand while clutching her hand with the other. By god, the match isn't yet over!
Dona smirks, shaking her head. Sam's own grin widens. After shaking her head and ignoring the pain surging through her body - particularly her head - The Titaness charges forward! Zeus' Wrath (One-Winged Angel)!
Sam pulls her thumb across her throat and forces Dona to stand up. It seems she's not taking any chances, and since Dona followed up, she's going to return that favor. Wrath Of The Titans (Pedigree)!
The Titaness moves away, allowing the referee to count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
It's slow, but Dona is beginning to stir.
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
She's fumbling around, trying to get a grab onto the ropes. With all the damage even Dona took, it seems as if she isn't completely sure she knows where exactly anything is, let alone herself.
NINE!
Her fingers finally manage to wrap around the nearest set of ropes, but ....
TEN!
She can't get herself to a standing position.
DING! DING! DING!
WINNER AND STILL COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPION: SAMANTHA "TITANESS" HAMILTON!!!
Post Match: Sam looks honestly a bit shocked. Pride quickly appears on her face as the referee hands the Coastal Empire Championship back to The Titaness. She stares down at the strap before moving on barely functioning feet in front of Dona.
Wordlessly, Sam helps The Toxic Knockout get up ... and keeps the Coastal Empire Title held tightly in her hand. Her left, however, is used to raise Dona's opposite arm high up into the air, allowing her to share the spotlight despite having failed to dethrone The Titaness.
Koss: Tonight they were rivals and despite the Titaness winning the match, there's no bad blood between these two sister's in arms!
Spazz: Shield Maidens yo! That's how they do!
But after that, it's straight down to business, as The Titaness and Toxic Knockout charge right at each other! Whereas one may think the other may stop to avoid colliding, nope! No such thing!
If anything, they damn well nearly decapitate one another! Dona hits Sam with a Short Arm Lariat, while Samantha returns the favor with an up-close Clothesline! The two almost immediately fall onto their backs. Each woman takes a few seconds to rub their necks.
Despite the attacks no doubt bringing the other woman into a world of pain, both Sam and Dona are just as swift to get back on their feet. The cheers from the audience get even louder. They had already been happy from the get-go to watch this fight, and now that it was happening, and they were being given quite the sight to witness?
They were popping even louder.
Before Dona can get too close to The Titaness, she hunches downward. Dona's eyes widen, and although she can understand what's happening, she's a few seconds too late to avoid it! SPEAR!
She backs away, but as expected, Dona gets up before the referee can even reach three.
Sam nods, her smirk widening as she acknowledges this match is going to be longer and tougher than her previous defenses.
The two go back and forth with one another for a good ten more minutes. At times, Dona had control and even managed to keep Samantha down until six to eight. But it wasn't enough to keep The Titaness down. Likewise, Sam had her own share of close calls.
By the twenty minute mark, both women were visibly sweating. It was clear they were trying to figure out what it would take to keep the other down.
Dona climbs up atop one of the turnbuckles and jumps right at Samantha! Toxicosis (Diving Headbutt)! She then follows up with her Chainsaw Kick (Inverted Shining Wizard), trying to take advantage of Sam still reeling from the damage done to her head!
The referee gets to nine ... but he stops! Sam is standing up, albeit shakily, holding the ropes with one hand while clutching her hand with the other. By god, the match isn't yet over!
Dona smirks, shaking her head. Sam's own grin widens. After shaking her head and ignoring the pain surging through her body - particularly her head - The Titaness charges forward! Zeus' Wrath (One-Winged Angel)!
Sam pulls her thumb across her throat and forces Dona to stand up. It seems she's not taking any chances, and since Dona followed up, she's going to return that favor. Wrath Of The Titans (Pedigree)!
The Titaness moves away, allowing the referee to count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
It's slow, but Dona is beginning to stir.
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
She's fumbling around, trying to get a grab onto the ropes. With all the damage even Dona took, it seems as if she isn't completely sure she knows where exactly anything is, let alone herself.
NINE!
Her fingers finally manage to wrap around the nearest set of ropes, but ....
TEN!
She can't get herself to a standing position.
DING! DING! DING!
WINNER AND STILL COASTAL EMPIRE CHAMPION: SAMANTHA "TITANESS" HAMILTON!!!
Post Match: Sam looks honestly a bit shocked. Pride quickly appears on her face as the referee hands the Coastal Empire Championship back to The Titaness. She stares down at the strap before moving on barely functioning feet in front of Dona.
Wordlessly, Sam helps The Toxic Knockout get up ... and keeps the Coastal Empire Title held tightly in her hand. Her left, however, is used to raise Dona's opposite arm high up into the air, allowing her to share the spotlight despite having failed to dethrone The Titaness.
Koss: Tonight they were rivals and despite the Titaness winning the match, there's no bad blood between these two sister's in arms!
Spazz: Shield Maidens yo! That's how they do!
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
The Queen of the South Championship is perched upon the table before the mirror, polished to a glossy shine. No doubt in our minds that the leather has been conditioned, too. The camera pans back a bit, just in time for a long leg to rise and a booted foot to be placed upon the chair placed before said table. Bare hands reach down, grabbing the white laces and pulling them tight. Moving a bit further back, the camera is able to take in the full sight of Zoey Madigan-Star. Dressed for her battle later on tonight, the Magical Maiden has her game face on already and, instead of her usual darker colors, her get-up is golden tonight, made no doubt to match the championship she carries.
As she continues her preparations, oblivious to anything other than herself, her title and her match, a knock comes to the door. When Zoey does not answer it, it becomes less a knock and more a pounding. This gets the Sorceress Supreme to look up… and to speak with a little edge in her voice.
Zoey Madigan-Star: Come in, already! Don’t beat the bloody door down!
Someone DOES enter, walking right up to the chair with arms folded across their chest. Zoey, aware that someone is VERY into her personal space, pipes up with another bit of snap in her tone.
Zoey Madigan-Star: Social distancing already!
?: Shut up before I hug you!
That voice gets Zoey’s eyes to open pretty wide. She looks up, then stands up straight, and breaks into a wide smile… wide even for Zoey. She hugs the other woman closely, a gesture which is returned, though after a moment or two Zoey seems to realize something and backs up a few steps, her hands on the woman’s shoulder. The other woman, her shoulder-length blonde hair and dark crimson attire giving her a rather devilish look, smirks at Zoey stares at her swollen midsection.
Zoey Madigan-Star: Oh! You’re showing! Goodness… it has to be a boy, Farrah!
Farrah Cornett: That’s what James is saying, too. The way it’s trying to kick its way out of me, I think he’s right!
Farrah… as in Zoey’s tag team partner as the Boardwalk Angels from a while back. The woman with whom she broke records as tag champs, holding two sets of titles concurrently and earning a Hall of Fame ring. The woman she has been friends with more than half her life. The woman who broke her leg brutally, leading to a nearly year-long hiatus from the ring.
They got better.
Zoey Madigan-Star: Boy or girl or something else, it will be beautiful! But what brings you out this way, Farrah? I thought you were, y’know, relaxing for once.
Farrah Cornett: I wanted to see my friend. Plus I’ve got cabin fever like a motherfucker. The world is even more of a psychotic mess than usual these days and it’s driving me bonkers. Working from home everyday, people freaking out if you breathe next to them, the way these dumbasses are acting at the store… it’s more than I can tolerate!
Zoey Madigan-Star: But tolerate you will. If only for the little one. And I AM glad you’re here.
Farrah Cornett: Me too. You and Katie are gonna tear it up tonight, I know it. Then we’re gonna go celebrate.
Shaking her head with a smile, Zoey responds.
Zoey Madigan-Star: And where do you suggest that happen, F.J.? Everywhere is closed!
Farrah Cornett: Let’s say I came prepared and leave it at that, eh? Now… finish getting ready. I’ll see you later.
Not leaving room for any debate on the topic, Farrah turns and leaves, Zoey still smiling but getting back to preparing for her match later on.
Spazz: She's got a point. Most I can do is go to the liquor store because it's labeled an Essential business!
Koss: I do think that's kind of funny. I suppose keeping everyone boozed up is essential in these trying times.
Spazz: You know it!
As she continues her preparations, oblivious to anything other than herself, her title and her match, a knock comes to the door. When Zoey does not answer it, it becomes less a knock and more a pounding. This gets the Sorceress Supreme to look up… and to speak with a little edge in her voice.
Zoey Madigan-Star: Come in, already! Don’t beat the bloody door down!
Someone DOES enter, walking right up to the chair with arms folded across their chest. Zoey, aware that someone is VERY into her personal space, pipes up with another bit of snap in her tone.
Zoey Madigan-Star: Social distancing already!
?: Shut up before I hug you!
That voice gets Zoey’s eyes to open pretty wide. She looks up, then stands up straight, and breaks into a wide smile… wide even for Zoey. She hugs the other woman closely, a gesture which is returned, though after a moment or two Zoey seems to realize something and backs up a few steps, her hands on the woman’s shoulder. The other woman, her shoulder-length blonde hair and dark crimson attire giving her a rather devilish look, smirks at Zoey stares at her swollen midsection.
Zoey Madigan-Star: Oh! You’re showing! Goodness… it has to be a boy, Farrah!
Farrah Cornett: That’s what James is saying, too. The way it’s trying to kick its way out of me, I think he’s right!
Farrah… as in Zoey’s tag team partner as the Boardwalk Angels from a while back. The woman with whom she broke records as tag champs, holding two sets of titles concurrently and earning a Hall of Fame ring. The woman she has been friends with more than half her life. The woman who broke her leg brutally, leading to a nearly year-long hiatus from the ring.
They got better.
Zoey Madigan-Star: Boy or girl or something else, it will be beautiful! But what brings you out this way, Farrah? I thought you were, y’know, relaxing for once.
Farrah Cornett: I wanted to see my friend. Plus I’ve got cabin fever like a motherfucker. The world is even more of a psychotic mess than usual these days and it’s driving me bonkers. Working from home everyday, people freaking out if you breathe next to them, the way these dumbasses are acting at the store… it’s more than I can tolerate!
Zoey Madigan-Star: But tolerate you will. If only for the little one. And I AM glad you’re here.
Farrah Cornett: Me too. You and Katie are gonna tear it up tonight, I know it. Then we’re gonna go celebrate.
Shaking her head with a smile, Zoey responds.
Zoey Madigan-Star: And where do you suggest that happen, F.J.? Everywhere is closed!
Farrah Cornett: Let’s say I came prepared and leave it at that, eh? Now… finish getting ready. I’ll see you later.
Not leaving room for any debate on the topic, Farrah turns and leaves, Zoey still smiling but getting back to preparing for her match later on.
Spazz: She's got a point. Most I can do is go to the liquor store because it's labeled an Essential business!
Koss: I do think that's kind of funny. I suppose keeping everyone boozed up is essential in these trying times.
Spazz: You know it!
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP
ZOEY STAR (C) VS KATIE MONTES
(Ending Written by Katie)
Ding Ding! Zoey and Katie stand apart from each other for this much anticipated and long awaited encounter, staring across the ring at one another for several seconds. The two cross the length of the ring and lock up in traditional fashion. Zoey takes control with a side headlock, Katie shoves her off, Zoey spins around with a quick chop, but Katie ducks underneath, hooking Zoey's legs for a Drop Toe Hold but Zoey tucks in, rolling with her fall and getting right back to her feet in time for Katie to bound to the nearby ropes, run up them, and leap off with a flip to hit THE WHISPER IN THE WIND!!!! Katie doesn't stop moving, getting to her feet and running for the ropes as Zoey gets to her feet, only to be downed on the rebound by Katie with a running Dropkick, followed by a standing senton and the first pin attempt of the night, netting a one and a half before Zoey slips a shoulder up!
The two get to their feet and Katie fires off a fast kick but Zoey catches it! Katie goes for an Enziguri but Zoey ducks it! Katie lands with a tuck and roll and quickly rushes in with a fast spinning discus forearm, but Zoey Matrix evades, bending backwards and then flipping along with her running foe to catch her with THE TRAP CHAMBER!!! Katie bounces on impact and Zoey rolls her over for a kickout at two and a half! It comes as no surprise to Zoey as she gathers Katie up. She is, however, caught off guard by suddenly finding her opponent having recovered quickly, pulling her into a European Uppercut, followed by a hangman's Neckbreaker.
Katie then rushes to the nearest corner, vaulting to the top and leaping off with THE PHEONIX SPLASH!!! At the last second, Zoey Star brings her knees up, leaving Katie only one option to crash and burn across them! Katie thrashes off of those knees on impact, convulsing and kicking her legs while clutching her burning abs! Katie fights to her feet and turns right into Zoey delivering THE SHIMMERSTEP Combination, finishing with a spinning back kick that staggers her and opens Katie up for THE TRAP CHAMBER on Montes for a second time! The ref counts the pinning predicament. 1-2-3?-NO!3?
No, Katie rolls her shoulder up before rolling onto her stomach. Zoey stands up in disbelief, simply staring at Katie, as if to say "don't make this harder than it needs to be." Katie plants one trembling hand on the mat, followed by the other. Slowly, she rises to see her sister's legs. Katie starts crawling towards those legs, with tears in her eyes. She knows what she's trying to do is going to end poorly. Zoey's been one step ahead of her for well over half the match, what's a few more seconds? Zoey helps Katie to her feet before hugging her. Immediately after, Zoey delivers another Seeing Stars. Slowly, Zoey pins her sister. 1-2-THR-KICKOUT??!!!!
No. Once again, Katie rolls her shoulder up before rolling onto her stomach, tears falling onto the mat. Zoey has a lot more somber of a look to her. Katie's making this harder than it needs to be. Katie rises once more to her knees, basically defenseless. Madigan-Star takes Montes's arm, and rolls around, putting on Spellbound. Katie bites her gloved right finger, trying not to tap. She kicks her legs, trying to find a way to escape the cross-armbreaker. Katie does eventually get to her feet, and into a precarious position. Zoey's shoulders don't touch the mat, but her legs do wrap themselves around Katie's neck. Madigan-Star modifies the armbreaker into a triangle choke. Katie bites at her gloved right finger again, still refusing to tap out, and tears still falling down, staining Zoey's gear. Zoey has the triangle in deep. Montes reaches her legs around for anything to break the hold, however the two are both dead center in the ring. She outstretches her right leg in a vain attempt to reach the right-most bottom rope, but every single reach is then met with a thud. Now knowing she can't reach the ropes, Katie attempts to force her way out, trying to pull her head back, but nothing's giving. She then feels around for some kind of proverbial crack in the armor of this hold, but once again, to no avail. Montes is fading fast, and there's no real way for her to escape. Eventually, blood starts to trickle from Katie's mouth as she still fights on, but with a lot less ferocity than when the hold was applied. In a last ditch effort, Katie tries to deadlift Zoey from the ground, and it looks as though Katie's about to escape when Zoey's in the air by the length of her hair... but as soon as Madigan-Star's that high up, Katie's legs give out, and her watery eyes slowly shut... and her body falls limp. The referee checks to see if Katie's conscious, and nearly immediately, he signals for the bell. Katie didn't tap, simply because she wasn't willing to give up for anything, but the bell indeed tolls to signal the end of the match.
DING DING DING
WINNER AND STILL QUEEN OF THE SOUTH: ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR VIA REFEREE STOPPAGE!!!!
POST MATCH: As soon as the bell rings, the champion immediately rolls Katie's carcass off of her legs and takes the fallen girl's hand in her own, fearing for her well-being. When it becomes clear that Katie isn't joking, the medical staff rushes to tend to the girl.
Spazz: "What a fucking match... what a fuckin' match..."
Koss: "I just hope Katie's OK after that..."
The staff call for a stretcher for Katie, and as soon as it's down there, they start strapping the unconscious girl to it.
Koss: "Zoey Madigan-Star retains, but I don't think that was the exactly the way she wanted to retain... choking out a girl who she considers her sister. Again, I just hope she's OK."
Once Katie's strapped in, the staff roll her out of the ring and towards an ambulance, with the champion Zoey following right behind them.
Spazz: "That triangle was brutal, and Katie lasted a long time in that hold. Longer than a lot of men I've seen in that same hold. But think about the damage that causes to your trachea and your larynx. Katie was willing to risk the air she breathes just to become Queen of the South."
Koss: "Just, her body gave out on her... remember, she never actually gave up. But there's the med-crew tending to her. We'll have updates on her condition on Twitter, since we're out of time here... just, what a match, like you said. Zoey Madigan-Star is still your Queen of the South... but not in the way anyone wanted to see tonight."
The two get to their feet and Katie fires off a fast kick but Zoey catches it! Katie goes for an Enziguri but Zoey ducks it! Katie lands with a tuck and roll and quickly rushes in with a fast spinning discus forearm, but Zoey Matrix evades, bending backwards and then flipping along with her running foe to catch her with THE TRAP CHAMBER!!! Katie bounces on impact and Zoey rolls her over for a kickout at two and a half! It comes as no surprise to Zoey as she gathers Katie up. She is, however, caught off guard by suddenly finding her opponent having recovered quickly, pulling her into a European Uppercut, followed by a hangman's Neckbreaker.
Katie then rushes to the nearest corner, vaulting to the top and leaping off with THE PHEONIX SPLASH!!! At the last second, Zoey Star brings her knees up, leaving Katie only one option to crash and burn across them! Katie thrashes off of those knees on impact, convulsing and kicking her legs while clutching her burning abs! Katie fights to her feet and turns right into Zoey delivering THE SHIMMERSTEP Combination, finishing with a spinning back kick that staggers her and opens Katie up for THE TRAP CHAMBER on Montes for a second time! The ref counts the pinning predicament. 1-2-3?-NO!3?
No, Katie rolls her shoulder up before rolling onto her stomach. Zoey stands up in disbelief, simply staring at Katie, as if to say "don't make this harder than it needs to be." Katie plants one trembling hand on the mat, followed by the other. Slowly, she rises to see her sister's legs. Katie starts crawling towards those legs, with tears in her eyes. She knows what she's trying to do is going to end poorly. Zoey's been one step ahead of her for well over half the match, what's a few more seconds? Zoey helps Katie to her feet before hugging her. Immediately after, Zoey delivers another Seeing Stars. Slowly, Zoey pins her sister. 1-2-THR-KICKOUT??!!!!
No. Once again, Katie rolls her shoulder up before rolling onto her stomach, tears falling onto the mat. Zoey has a lot more somber of a look to her. Katie's making this harder than it needs to be. Katie rises once more to her knees, basically defenseless. Madigan-Star takes Montes's arm, and rolls around, putting on Spellbound. Katie bites her gloved right finger, trying not to tap. She kicks her legs, trying to find a way to escape the cross-armbreaker. Katie does eventually get to her feet, and into a precarious position. Zoey's shoulders don't touch the mat, but her legs do wrap themselves around Katie's neck. Madigan-Star modifies the armbreaker into a triangle choke. Katie bites at her gloved right finger again, still refusing to tap out, and tears still falling down, staining Zoey's gear. Zoey has the triangle in deep. Montes reaches her legs around for anything to break the hold, however the two are both dead center in the ring. She outstretches her right leg in a vain attempt to reach the right-most bottom rope, but every single reach is then met with a thud. Now knowing she can't reach the ropes, Katie attempts to force her way out, trying to pull her head back, but nothing's giving. She then feels around for some kind of proverbial crack in the armor of this hold, but once again, to no avail. Montes is fading fast, and there's no real way for her to escape. Eventually, blood starts to trickle from Katie's mouth as she still fights on, but with a lot less ferocity than when the hold was applied. In a last ditch effort, Katie tries to deadlift Zoey from the ground, and it looks as though Katie's about to escape when Zoey's in the air by the length of her hair... but as soon as Madigan-Star's that high up, Katie's legs give out, and her watery eyes slowly shut... and her body falls limp. The referee checks to see if Katie's conscious, and nearly immediately, he signals for the bell. Katie didn't tap, simply because she wasn't willing to give up for anything, but the bell indeed tolls to signal the end of the match.
DING DING DING
WINNER AND STILL QUEEN OF THE SOUTH: ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR VIA REFEREE STOPPAGE!!!!
POST MATCH: As soon as the bell rings, the champion immediately rolls Katie's carcass off of her legs and takes the fallen girl's hand in her own, fearing for her well-being. When it becomes clear that Katie isn't joking, the medical staff rushes to tend to the girl.
Spazz: "What a fucking match... what a fuckin' match..."
Koss: "I just hope Katie's OK after that..."
The staff call for a stretcher for Katie, and as soon as it's down there, they start strapping the unconscious girl to it.
Koss: "Zoey Madigan-Star retains, but I don't think that was the exactly the way she wanted to retain... choking out a girl who she considers her sister. Again, I just hope she's OK."
Once Katie's strapped in, the staff roll her out of the ring and towards an ambulance, with the champion Zoey following right behind them.
Spazz: "That triangle was brutal, and Katie lasted a long time in that hold. Longer than a lot of men I've seen in that same hold. But think about the damage that causes to your trachea and your larynx. Katie was willing to risk the air she breathes just to become Queen of the South."
Koss: "Just, her body gave out on her... remember, she never actually gave up. But there's the med-crew tending to her. We'll have updates on her condition on Twitter, since we're out of time here... just, what a match, like you said. Zoey Madigan-Star is still your Queen of the South... but not in the way anyone wanted to see tonight."
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Lyra LeVeux-Donavan: We… are old. Did you know?
The room is dark for the most part; there IS a thin bit of illumination, but it’s coming from Lyra’s cell phone as she sits cross-legged on the sofa. At this very moment, Dona is elsewhere preparing for her title match against Sam Hamilton, leaving the Fire-Breathing Wolf with some time to ruminate. Chances are that phone is linked up to Twitter.
Lyra LeVeux-Donavan: Old, dirty, better suited to some gaudy Day of the Dead celebration than a wrestling match. Isn’t that right, girly-girls?
She looks up, the harsh glow of the phone catching her face just so… giving her a creepy look. One that is enhanced by her wide smile.
Lyra LeVeux-Donavan: Oh, children… you poor, deluded little gutter-dwelling brats. Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to speak that way to your mother? Apparently not. But that’s what happens when you’re spawned by whores and wandering joes looking for extramarital nookie, isn’t it? You cannot mix sewer water and river juice expecting to get Evian. That’s just not how it works.
The joke was actually pretty funny. But Lyra isn’t smiling anymore. And when she glowers like that, it is hard to believe that she is often so saccharine sweet most of the time. Often for show, but still…
Lyra LeVeux-Donavan: La Rebellion, this could have been simple. You could have stuck to your talk of war, your bragging about your prowess and tossing insults at your opponents and left it at that. But then you went and hurt mommy’s feelings. Maybe you were still stinging from us beating the hell out of you a while back. Maybe you’re just pouty because Melinda Rhodes decided to make you defend against half the roster. I don’t care either way. Dona echoes those sentiments.
She shifts, unfolding one leg from under the others and sitting up a little. The smile is back, but her eyes are staring hard and cold into the camera.
Lyra LeVeux-Donavan: You owe us respect, children, and we will have it even if we have to beat it out of you. Even if it is just a by-product of fear, it will be ours. You, La Rebellion, and every other team in Southern Rebellion owes us respect. We will get it through violence and taking the titles from you two later tonight. This match, you see, is like a buffet in the middle of a playground for us... toys to beat the lot of you away from the treats we so desire: those Southern Star Cross Tag Team Titles. Now, of course, the odds are against us what with all the other young ladies out there wanting the same thing we want, but we have something they don’t… something YOU, La Rebellion, never will:
We… are hungry. And tonight, we will feast. If you escape, La Rebellion, or if another team swipes that gold before we get our hands on it, the chase continues. So be it. But don’t sell your souls for that happening. As a matter of fact, pray that it doesn’t. Because the longer we have to wait, the hungrier we get. And mommy gets what mommy wants, girls. Always.
Turning off the phone, and the light that came with it, Lyra thrusts the room into darkness, giggling happily as the scene cuts away.
Spazz: Mama gonna' go cut a bitch yo!
Koss: No joke, the entire locker room is at odds with La Rebellion as it is. They've earned the ire of just about everyone they've come across and are, without a doubted, the most hated women in the SRW Locker room.
Spazz: I have no sympathy for the criminally stupid, lunchbox. Even movie villains have a few friends at least to back 'em up. They got nobody. Hell there's rumors that they did something to La Diaconisa at some point.
Koss: Wow that's a name I haven't heard in awhile.
The room is dark for the most part; there IS a thin bit of illumination, but it’s coming from Lyra’s cell phone as she sits cross-legged on the sofa. At this very moment, Dona is elsewhere preparing for her title match against Sam Hamilton, leaving the Fire-Breathing Wolf with some time to ruminate. Chances are that phone is linked up to Twitter.
Lyra LeVeux-Donavan: Old, dirty, better suited to some gaudy Day of the Dead celebration than a wrestling match. Isn’t that right, girly-girls?
She looks up, the harsh glow of the phone catching her face just so… giving her a creepy look. One that is enhanced by her wide smile.
Lyra LeVeux-Donavan: Oh, children… you poor, deluded little gutter-dwelling brats. Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to speak that way to your mother? Apparently not. But that’s what happens when you’re spawned by whores and wandering joes looking for extramarital nookie, isn’t it? You cannot mix sewer water and river juice expecting to get Evian. That’s just not how it works.
The joke was actually pretty funny. But Lyra isn’t smiling anymore. And when she glowers like that, it is hard to believe that she is often so saccharine sweet most of the time. Often for show, but still…
Lyra LeVeux-Donavan: La Rebellion, this could have been simple. You could have stuck to your talk of war, your bragging about your prowess and tossing insults at your opponents and left it at that. But then you went and hurt mommy’s feelings. Maybe you were still stinging from us beating the hell out of you a while back. Maybe you’re just pouty because Melinda Rhodes decided to make you defend against half the roster. I don’t care either way. Dona echoes those sentiments.
She shifts, unfolding one leg from under the others and sitting up a little. The smile is back, but her eyes are staring hard and cold into the camera.
Lyra LeVeux-Donavan: You owe us respect, children, and we will have it even if we have to beat it out of you. Even if it is just a by-product of fear, it will be ours. You, La Rebellion, and every other team in Southern Rebellion owes us respect. We will get it through violence and taking the titles from you two later tonight. This match, you see, is like a buffet in the middle of a playground for us... toys to beat the lot of you away from the treats we so desire: those Southern Star Cross Tag Team Titles. Now, of course, the odds are against us what with all the other young ladies out there wanting the same thing we want, but we have something they don’t… something YOU, La Rebellion, never will:
We… are hungry. And tonight, we will feast. If you escape, La Rebellion, or if another team swipes that gold before we get our hands on it, the chase continues. So be it. But don’t sell your souls for that happening. As a matter of fact, pray that it doesn’t. Because the longer we have to wait, the hungrier we get. And mommy gets what mommy wants, girls. Always.
Turning off the phone, and the light that came with it, Lyra thrusts the room into darkness, giggling happily as the scene cuts away.
Spazz: Mama gonna' go cut a bitch yo!
Koss: No joke, the entire locker room is at odds with La Rebellion as it is. They've earned the ire of just about everyone they've come across and are, without a doubted, the most hated women in the SRW Locker room.
Spazz: I have no sympathy for the criminally stupid, lunchbox. Even movie villains have a few friends at least to back 'em up. They got nobody. Hell there's rumors that they did something to La Diaconisa at some point.
Koss: Wow that's a name I haven't heard in awhile.
TAG TEAM WAR GAMES MATCH
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
All Tag Teams on Deck
(Written by Alex!)
The cage lowers into place, everyone watching on in anticipation. As it is locked into place, the lights dim to show who has drawn number one.
"Don't bless me, father, for I have sinned..."
The heavy guitars grind through the speakers as the opening to "Going to Hell" by The Pretty Reckless starts up. Purple and red tones overtake the lights in arena with white strobes going off and a bit of smoke coming up through the stage. Mere moments later, a form clad in black strides out onto the stage. Dona Rotten stands her punk-inspired attire at the top of the ramp as Taylor Momsen's voice screeches over the guitars.
"Father did you miss me,
Been locked up a while.
I got caught for what I did but took it all in style.
Laid to rest all my confessions I gave way back when.
Now I'm versed in so much worse,
So I am back again, and he said
For the lives that I take, I'm going to hell!
For the love that I make, I'm going to hell!
Gettin' heavy with the devil, you can hear the wedding bells."
Sprinting down the ramp, Dona slides into the ring beneath the bottom rope, coming up to her feet quickly. Painted up and grinning, she menaces the camera with her stare. Dona steps up on the buckles, getting the fans even more riled up as the song continues.
"Father did you miss me,
Don't ask me where I've been.
You know I know, yes, I've been told I redefine a sin.
I don't know what's driving me to put this in my head.
Maybe I wish I could die, maybe I am dead!
And he said
For the lives that I fake, I'm going to hell!
For the vows that I break, I'm going to hell!
For the ways that I hurt, when I'm hiking up my skirt.
I am sitting on a throne while they're buried in the dirt.
For the man that I hate, I'm going to hell!
Gettin' heavy with the devil, you can hear the wedding bells."
Dropping down to the canvas again, Dona doffs her studded jacket, and sidles over to a corner, awaiting the fun about to commence when that bell rings.
Spazz: Daaaaaaaang! Mama’s still lookin good even after that match she was already in earlier tonight!
Koss: And she has to start this one? Damn…
Spazz: More fun for smashy, yo!
Koss: Now we wait to see who the second entrant is!
Motley Crue’s “Wildside” starts up and Zenna Zdunich makes her way out of the entryway and down the aisle. She enters the ring and raises her arms as the crowd cheers her on.
Spazz: Mmm, strawberry Swede roll!
Koss: You really want that taste, don’t you?
Spazz: Smooch the nooch, Bitches!
The door is locked on Dona and Zenna and the referee calls for the bell. Dona walks across the ring, grinning stupidly like a little kid being given a giant Christmas present while also looking like she’s still sore and tired from her match earlier. Zenna walks up to her and the two nod to each other, not even saying a word. Dona throws the first punch and Zenna fires back in kind. The two starts trading shots, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna, Dona, Zenna. Dona gets a knee to Zenna’s midsection and starts to throw her to the ropes. Zenna reverses and throws Dona through the ropes to the floor. Zenna follows her out to the floor and drags Dona up. As Dona gets to one knee, she low blows Zenna and then pulls her forward so that the redheaded Swede crashes face first into the cage wall. As Zenna staggers backward from the impact, Dona cracks her in the back with a forearm smash. Zenna falls forward, catching herself against the wall. Dona runs up and goes for a running dropkick against the wall. Zenna spins away and Dona bounces herself off the wall. Suddenly, the clock starts counting down.
TEN!!!
NINE!!!
EIGHT!!!
SEVEN!!!
SIX!!!
FIVE!!!
FOUR!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
ONE!!!
Koss: Who is this gonna be?
Spazz: No matter what, it won’t be good news for the two in the cage already!
“Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot”
Jackie “Bandit” Layton makes her way out, nodding as she quickly runs to the door and steps inside the cage. As Zenna looks up, Bandit runs over and hits a dropkick that bounces the Swede off the wall of the cage. Zenna rebounds off the steel and trips over Dona allowing Bandit to catch the redhead with a double knee facebreaker. Dona staggers up and rolls into the ring as Bandit gets to her feet. Bandit dives in and jumps into a leg lariat on Dona before climbing the turnbuckles and nodding. She leaps off into a shooting star press down onto Zenna on the cold hard concrete floor below.
Spazz: SNOOCHIE BOOSH!!!
“HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
Bandit gets to her feet and headbangs for a second, her right arm thrust in the air in triumph. With a fist pump, she turns and dives into the ring where Dona catches her unaware for an inside cradle.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
BANDIT KICKS OUT!!!
Bandit and Dona both start up to their feet and Bandit runs in behind Dona for an O’Connor roll.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
DONA KICKS OUT!!!
Bandit flies through the ropes and tumbles to the floor as the clock starts to count down again.
TEN!!!
NINE!!!
EIGHT!!!
SEVEN!!!
SIX!!!
FIVE!!!
FOUR!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
ONE!!!
Koss: Who is it gonna be?
“Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot”
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal walks out through the entryway, staring with laser focus at the ring inside the cage.
Koss: Oh my God… we’ve got our first whole team out here!
Spazz: The Riot Group’s gonna spark it up, yo!
Bullet marches to the cage with purpose and barely waits for the door to be opened before storming inside. Zenna starts to get up and Bullet knocks her right back down on the floor with a stiff punch. Zenna hits the ground and Bullet circles in around her. Dona slips out to the floor as Bandit gets to her feet. The three Shiledmaidens look to each other, shrug, nod and then start to collectively put the boots to the fallen Zenna on the floor. Bullet nods and Dona steps away, visibly winded. Bandit rolls into the ring while Bullet drags Zenna up to her feet. Dona turns around and helps toss the Swedish woman into the ring. Bullet dives in and nods to Bandit. Bandit runs across the ring, rebounds off the opposite ropes and comes running back across the ring where Bullet elevates her partner into a backdrop. Bandit flips herself over in midair to and lands in a big splash on Zenna.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
ZENNA GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!
Bullet and Bandit pull Zenna up to her feet and Bullet punches her dead in the mouth. Zenna spins, blood flying from her mouth. Bandit hits a high arching dropkick that sends Zenna back to the mat. Bullet drops an elbow and covers.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Suddenly, the clock starts counting down.
TEN!!!
NINE!!!
EIGHT!!!
SEVEN!!!
SIX!!!
FIVE!!!
FOUR!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
ONE!!!
Koss: Here we go with another entrant!
Spazz: Come on, Baby, me wants more!
The ethereal strains of “Endless” hit the PA, and the crowd starts to boo as Wendy House walks out from behind the curtain. She folds her arms as she looks out over the hostile crowd, before swishing her pigtails back and making her way to the cage. The door opens and Wendy is met by Dona on the floor. The two start trading shots right there, Dona, Wendy, Dona, Wendy, Dona, Wendy, Dona, Wendy, Dona, Wendy, Dona, Wendy, Dona, Wendy, Dona, Wendy. Wendy gets in a knee lift that sends Dona down to the floor only for Bullet and Bandit to hit a double baseball slide that sends Wendy flying back against the cage wall. Bullet gets to her feet and grabs Bandit by the hand. She gives her own partner an Irish whip and then drops down onto all fours in front of the ropes. Bandit runs across the ring, rebounds off the far ropes and comes roaring back across the ring. She uses her partner as a launching pad and leaps into a poetry in motion over the top rope. Wendy moves and Bandit crashes hard into the wall, landing in a bloody heap on the floor. Wendy staggers forward and clotheslines Dona back to the floor. Diving into the ring. Bullet goes to meet her and Wendy slips into a rolling cradle.
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BULLET KICKS OUT!!!
Wendy jumps onto Zenna for a cover.
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ZENNA GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!
Bullet meets Wendy as she rises and the two slams into the corner, Wendy ending up against the turnbuckles. The clock starts to count down again.
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Koss: Who is it gonna be?
Spazz: Either way, Mister Happy will definitely be!
Diana King’s “Shy Guy” hits the PA, and Tracy Dixon walks out, tipping her PI hat to the fans, before making her way down to the cage. The door opens and Tracy runs inside. She stomps on Bandit and Dona as she makes her way to the steps, and climbs up to punch Bullet in the face. Bullet staggers back and Wendy jumps into a Thesz Press. She rolls off as Tracy comes in and splashes Bullet.
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BULLET KICKS OUT!!!
Zenna pulls herself up on the ropes and Wendy catches her turning around for a drop toehold. Tracy gets up and splashes Zenna’s back. Bullet starts to get up and Wendy gets her with a knee strike to the back of the head. As Wendy skips around the ring. Tracy goes and splashes Bullet again.
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BULLET KICKS OUT!!!
Tracy mounts the smaller woman and starts to pound her face with punches, drawing blood from the Shieldmaidens President. Wendy runs over, drops a leg across the back of Zenna’s head and then rolls her over for a cover.
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ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
The clock starts to countdown once again.
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Koss: We’ve got everybody but House and Dixon bleeding and now we’re gonna add some more firepower!
Spazz: Bang bang on the door, Baby!
“I wear tight clothing and high heel shoes
It doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute
I like rap music wear hip hop clothes
That doesn't mean that I'm sellin' dope
Oh please forgive me, for having straight hair
It doesn't mean there's another blood in my heirs
I might date another race or color
Doesn't mean I don't like my strong black brothers”
Halo marches out as En Vogue’s “Free Your Mind” blasts through the arena. She wastes no time in marching to the door, throwing it open and practically charging inside the cage. Bullet throws her legs up to go for an arm-in triangle choke on Tracy while Halo comes in and punches Wendy dead in the mouth. Wendy staggers back and Halo nails her second time. Wendy goes down to one knee and Halo hits a big boot that puts Wendy down on her back. Across the ring, Tracy picks Bullet up by the wrist and then powerbombs her down to knock her loose from her hold. Tracy turns around, nodding triumphantly to herself and Halo blasts her with Black 13. Tracy goes down hard and Halo covers.
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WENDY BREAKS IT UP!!!
Dona and Bandit get back into the ring and meet Wendy getting to her feet with a double shoulder tackle. Wendy goes down and Zenna rolls her up.
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WENDY KICKS OUT!!!
Wendy egst to her knees and Bandit gives her a basement dropkick. As Wendy hits the mat, Dona comes through with an elbow drop and Halo follows with a leg drop. Halo covers.
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WENDY KICKS OUT!!!
The clock starts to count down again.
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Koss: So what do we get now?
Spazz: Ice cream! I want all my thirty-one flavors, Bitch!
“So I'm a sistah
Buy things with cash
That really doesn't mean that all my credit's bad, oooh
So why dispute me and waste my time
Because you really think the price is high for me
I can't look without being watched, no
You rang my buy before I made up my mind, ow!
Oh now attitude, why even bother
I can't change your mind, you can't change my colour”
B-Brat makes her way out as En Vogue’s “Free Your Mind” blasts through the arena. She makes her way down the aisle, jumping all around, her hands in the air and a smile on her face. The door opens and the birthday girl runs inside the cage. B-Brat motions at Halo to let Wendy up and Halo shrugs, backing off. Bandit, Dona, Zenna and Bullet all back away as well, all seemingly interested to see just what B-Brat has in mind. B-Brat slides into the ring, walks up to Wendy and starts laughing. Wendy starts giggling back at B-Brat. B-Brat slaps Wendy almost playfully in the face. Wendy giggles more and slaps her back. B-Brat slaps Wendt again, this time with a little more force. Wendty slaps back and the two start exchanging salps, getting harder with each shot. First B-Brat and then Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy, B-Brat, Wendy. The rest of the women watch on, almost laughing at the two having what looks like a little girl’s slapfight. Halo watches as Tracy starts to get back up and hollers out, “Get down!” Hearing ehr wife, B-Brat does as she’s told and Halo runs over for the Black 13 on Wendy. Seeing her partner go down violently, Tracy runs over and clotheslines Halo before grabbing B-Brat and hitting a toss up powerslam. Tracy gets up, motioning at B-Brat and screaming, “Yeah, that's what you get!” Suddenly, Bullet, Bandit, Zenna and Dona run over to attack Tracy all at once. As they get her down to one knee, Tracy flings Bandit and Dona off of her, Dona hitting Zenna back as she goes. Bullet punches Tracy in the face and Tracy fires back as the clock starts to count down again.
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Koss: This is a crazy fight!
Spazz: Time to Spazz out, yo!
Motley Crue’s “Wildside” starts up and Seleana Zdunich makes her way out of the entryway and down the aisle. She enters the cage and dives in. Tracy throws Bullet away and Seleana hits the big woman with a vicious clothesline that actually knocks Tracy to one knee. Zenna jumps at her back and gives her a shoulder butt. Tracy starts to fall forward and Seleana catches her for a front facelock, snapping off a ddt.
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TRACY KICKS OUT!!!
Dona hits a running diving head butt on Wendy and then covers.
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WENDY KICKS OUT!!!
Bandit and Bullet get up and hit a double dropkick on the trying to rise to her feet Tracy. Seleana and Halo move in behind and catch Tracy for a double back suplex. Zenna drops a leg and then covers.
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TRACY KICKS OUT!!!
B-Brat starts to wobble up to her feet as the clock starts to count down again.
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Koss: Well, we know who this one is!
Spazz: Mommy’s home!!!!
“For the lives that I take, I'm going to hell!
For the love that I make, I'm going to hell!
Gettin' heavy with the devil, you can hear the wedding bells."
Sprinting down the ramp, Lyra Donavan comes to the cage door and goes right inside. She wastes no time in diving into the ring and hits Bullet, then Bandit, then Zenna, then B-Brat, then Tracy, then Halo, then Wendy, then Seleana. Lyra goes around the group again and then focuses on Tracy. Dona moves in and to help out and Bullet, Bandit, Zenna, Seleana, B-Brat and Halo all follow in on her. Wendy tries to jump on Halo to slow them down and B-Brat jumps up, trying to smack her off. Wendy jumps up into a tornado ddt on Halo and then jumps up into a flying hip attack on B-Brat. B-Brat falls into the back of the legs of Wildside, sending them down against Bullet and Bandit. As they start to go down, Wendy runs in and knocks Dona aside, allowing Tracy to go for a big clothesline on Lyra. Lyra ducks it and then jumps onto Tracy’s back for a sleeper hold. Tracy peels her off and throws her upside down into the corner. Lyra bounces off the turnbuckles and Tracy goes for the Kentucky Blind Date. Lyra rolls out of the way and Tracy crashes herself into the turnbuckles. Lyra jumps over her for a springboard sunset flip.
ONE!!!
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TRACY KICKS OUT!!!
Wendy runs over for a clothesline on Lyra. Dona growls angrily and charges at Wendy. Wendy sidesteps her and Tracy gets up for a clothesline on Dona. B-Brat runs over and Tracy puts her down. Halo comes over while the Riot Group and Wildside face off. Halo and Tracy start beating on each other, drawing blood as they do so. Wildside and the Riot Group hammer away on each other and get the blood flowing on all four even more so than before. B-Brat and Wendy start scratch fighting and draw blood on each other. With everybody fighting and bleeding, the clock starts counting down again.
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Koss: Which one will it be?
Spazz: Por qu no los dos?
Spotlights in red, green and white go up on the stage in the order of the Mexican flag as "Wanted" by Ayax y Prok slowly gets underway. As the lyrics start raging through the speakers, the woman known as Alejandra Ronqillo comes through the smoke on all fours like a predatory animal. She slowly rises to her feet and then marches down to the cage. The door opens and she walks in, nodding slowly as she goes. She walks up to the ring and dives in. As she does so, all the other fights stop as every other competitor turns to look at the champion in unison. Ronquillo starts to throw up some sign for her team and Bullet rushes her, cracking her in the mouth. Ronquillo staggers back and Widlside run in for a double big boot. Ronquillo staggers back to the ropes and Halo clotheslines her into the corner. Halo moves and Tracy comes in for the Kentucky Blind Date, crushing Ronquillo against the turnbuckles. Wendy and Bandit come in on either side as Ronquillo staggers from the corner, hitting step-up enziguris in stereo. Ronquillo falls to her knees and the Mothers of Destruction hit her with Kiss Mommy Goodnight. Halo marches over and pulls Ronquillo up, putting the Mexican woman up onto her shoulders. B-Brat springboards up for the NIght Terror. Zenna heads to the corner while Seleana takes her turn putting the Mexicsn woman up onto her shoulders. Zenna reaches the top and the two sisters nod. Seleana fires Ronquillo forward into a facebuster, Zenna jumping off for the flying leg drop to complete Ride The Lightning. Bandit nods and moves in to grab Ronquillo’s ankles. Bullet moves into position behind her and Bandit catapults Ronquillo into Vote With A Bullet. Ronquillo goes down hard and Dona covers.
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Alejandra Ronquillo Eliminated.
Ronquillo is helped from the ring and escorted out as all the others teams look around at each other. Bullet turns to face the door, Dona, Lyra and Wendy all doing the same. Tracy, Halo, B-Brat, Zenna, Seleana and Bandit all but line-up with the others as the clock starts it’s final countdown of the night.
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Koss: Well, here she comes and she’s the only one with no partner in there anymore!
Spazz: This is not gonna be pretty, yo! Even if she is…
Spotlights in red, green and white go up on the stage in the order of the Mexican flag as "Wanted" by Ayax y Prok slowly gets underway. As the lyrics start raging through the speakers, Elyse Ruiz wears a confident smirk as she saunters down the ramp. She steps up through the door and dives into the ring. The other five teams all pounce immediately pounding down on her with their fists and then standing up to put the boots to her. They pound away, drawing blood on her just as they did on Ronquillo before her. Ruiz is pulled up and driven into the corner with a double buckle bomb from Wildside. As they move out of the way, Tracy comes in for the Kentucky Blind Date. Ruiz staggers out and Halo moves in behind her, putting Ruiz up into the electric chair. B-Brat goes up to the top and jumps off for the blockbuster to complete the I.E.M. Wildside step in, Seleana putting Ruiz right back up into the electric chair. Zenna goes to the corner and they make her Ride The Lightning just like they did her partner. Bandit moves in and grabs Ruiz’s ankles. Bullet nods and the Riot Group Votes With A Bullet. Bandit and Bullet set Ruiz up on her knees and then back away. The Mothers of Destruction follow with Kiss Mommy Goodnight. Wendy jumps on for the cover.
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Elyse Ruiz Eliminated.
Koss: We’re guaranteed to have new champions!
Spazz: Viva that shit!
The others all stand back and watch with satisfaction as, just like her partner before her, Ruiz is helped from the ring and escorted to the back. As soon as she disappears through the curtain, Tracy catches B-Brat for the Kentucky Face Crusher. As she stands, Halo rushes in and gives her the Black 13. Wendy leaps on top of B-Brat, looking to sink in her Snap Dolly’s Neck hold. Halo starts to roll Tracy over for the cover but dives onto Wendy to break up the hold. Riot Group and Wildside start fighting off to the side while the Mothers of Destruction give Tracy Kiss Mommy Goodnight. Wendy throws Halo off, sending her through the ropes to the floor and gets an inside cradle on B-Brat, pulling the tights as she does so.
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THREE!!!
Brittany Williams Eliminated.
Lyra covers Tracy.
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THREE!!!
Tracy Dixon Eliminated.
Dona runs at Wendy and gets rolled into an inside cradle as well.
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LYRA BREAKS IT UP!!!
Halo dives back into the ring and grabs Wendy. Wendy rakes her eyes and Halo flails about, looking for Wendy’s arm. Dona gets up and Wendy kicks her arm. Dona spins into Halo’s arms and Halo gives her the 2 Minutes 2 Midnight shoulder butt into the short-arm clothesline. Dona goes down clutching at her arm since that’s the same one Halo just hit. Halo grabs her arm and jumps into Halo On Fire. Lyra tries to make the save but Wendy grabs her ankles. Dona passes out in the hold and the referee calls for the decision.
Dona Rotten Eliminated.
Zenna falls from the ring as Bulley ducks a kick attempt from her. Bandit hits a dropkick on Seleana. Wendy gets up and starts to prance across the ring. Bullet moves in behind her and gives her a big forearm shot. She hooks Wendy up and snaps off Dios Es Una Bala. Bandit goes up top and leaps off for the Snowbird Splash.
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THREE!!!
Wendy House Eliminated.
Bandit starts up and Seleana gives her a big boot. Bandit goes down and Seleana covers.
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BULLET MAKES THE SAVE!!!
Lyra tackles Bullet and Seleana gets Bandit up for the Kattöga.
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THREE!!!
Jackie “Bandit” Layton Eliminated.
As Seleana starts up, Lyra catches her for the Soul of Vengeance. Lyra covers.
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THREE!!!
Seleana Zdunich Eliminated.
Zenna dives back into the ring and looks around seeing it’s her, Lyra, Bullet and Halo remaining. Lyra starts at Bullet only for Halo to hit her with the Black 13. As Lyra spins, Zenna catches her for the Fatal Kiss.
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THREE!!!
Bullet moves in behind Halo and tries to set up for Dios Es Una Bala but Halo shoves her off. Zenna comes in and hits Halo with a forearm. Halo fires back and the two begin trading shots, Halo, Zenna, Halo, Zenna, Halo, Zenna, Halo, Zenna, Halo, Zenna, Halo, Zenna, Halo, Zenna, Halo, Zenna, Halo, Zenna. Halo tries for 2 ZMinutes 2 Midnight again but Zenna reverses into a belly to belly suplex. As the two start up, Zenna catches Halo for the Family Tradition. Zenna covers.
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HALO KICKS OUT!!!
Bullet comes in and tries to go for Plata O Plomo on Zenna but Halo shoves them off and away. Halo gets up in the corner and Bullet steps in for the Sweating Bullets punch flurry in the corner. Zenna comes running in and Bullet steps aside allowing Zenna to hit a big clothesline on Halo in the corner. Halo bounces off the turnbuckles and Bullet gets Sweating Bullets on Zenna. Zenna falls to the seated position and Bullet hits a basement dropkick on her. Bullet covers Halo.
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HALO KICKS OUT!!!
Bullet jumps onto Zenna for the cover.
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ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Bullet starts up and Halo hits the Black 13. Bullet goes down and falls from the ring. Zenna rolls Halo up from behind, though not able to really hook her properly.
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HALO KICKS OUT!!!
Zenna hooks her up for the Shot of Z. Halo tries to hold on, screaming in pain as the blood rolls own her face. Zenna pulls as hard as she can and Halo taps out.
Halo Eliminated.
Bullet crawls back into the ring and rises to her feet. Zenna gets up as well and the two wounded warriors walk out to the middle of the ring to meet, the last two left standing. Bullet holds out her fist and Zenna nods, fist bumping back. The two start to circle each other, then shrug and start tagging each other with stiff punches. Bullet hits first and Zenna returns fire, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna, Bullet, Zenna. Blood rolls down both faces as the two continue to just tee off on each other with everything they have left. Zenan gets in a knee to the gut and then tries for the Fatal Kiss when Bullet doubles over. Bullet gets elevated and then reverses into a victory roll.
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ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Bullet pulls herself up by the ropes and Zenna kicks her in the kidneys. Bullet grimaces in pain and Zenna tries for the Fatal Kiss again. Bullet reaches out with her foot, hooking the top rope with her toes. Bullet head butts back at Zenna, connecting and Zenna loses her grip. Zenna staggers back, clutching her face where more blood is coming out from a fresh wound. Bullet slips out to the apron and then springboards into a flying forearm smash to the face. Zenna goes down and Bullet covers.
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THR-NO!!!
ZENNA KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!
Bullet pounds the mat in frustration and goes to pull Zenna up, moving slowly from exhaustion. Zenna snaps Bullet down into an inside cradle.
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REVERSAL!!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
REVERSAL!!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
BULLET KICKS OUT!!!
Both women start to get up and Zenna rushes to try and grab Bullet from behind. Bullet grabs the ropes to stop the fatal Kiss attempt but Zenna pulls her down into a backslide instead.
ONE!!!
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THR-NO!!!
BULLET IS ABLE TO BARELY KICK OUT!!!
Zenna gets Bullet up, moves in behind. Bullet ducks under, taking Zenna’s arm with her. She pulls the ripcord and connects on Dios Es Una Bala. Zenna goes down like she’s been shot, Bullet going down the same way and landing on top of Zenna, both seemingly completely spent.
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THREE!!!
WINNER AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE SHIELD MAIDENS - RIOT GROUP!!!!
Koss: In the end it came down to Zenna Zdunich of Wildside taking on Bullet of Riot Squad and what a fight! Even with the Champion's advantage, there was no hope in hell for La Rebellion walking out of this match as the champs!
Spazz: They were setup to fail this one, no doubt, but again, can you blame Rebel Rhodes when they laid hands on her in the first place? She's got the book. Don't fuck the bitch with the book!
Koss: I doubt this is the last we'll hear of La Rebellion, however. They will be back and most likely with a vengeance, but the Shield Maidens will be there, ready and waiting for 'em to try them! Thank you everyone, that's our show! Until Next time!
Spazz: You may go and take your piss break now! The Immortal Spazz allows it!!!!
Spazz: They were setup to fail this one, no doubt, but again, can you blame Rebel Rhodes when they laid hands on her in the first place? She's got the book. Don't fuck the bitch with the book!
Koss: I doubt this is the last we'll hear of La Rebellion, however. They will be back and most likely with a vengeance, but the Shield Maidens will be there, ready and waiting for 'em to try them! Thank you everyone, that's our show! Until Next time!
Spazz: You may go and take your piss break now! The Immortal Spazz allows it!!!!
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