Post by Melinda Rhodes on Jun 28, 2020 0:46:10 GMT -7
REBEL STAR ARENA
ROME, GA
FRIDAY
6/3/2020
SAVANNAH SUNSHINE VS RIVER CHANCE
BACKSTAGE
B-BRAT WILLIAMS VS CHELSEA WINSTON
MARIA SALVATORE VS MAJA LINDSTROM
MELISSA MAYE VS JENNIFER WILLIAMS
We open up on the Rebel Star Arena rooftop, with a grand view of the city of Rome, GA against the evening sky as a glittering backdrop. Standing before the camera are Wildside's Seleana and Zenna Zdunich!
Seleana Zdunich: Den här natten är natten.
Zenna nods grimly.
Zenna Zdunich: Ta sig vatten över huvudet.
Seleana nods in kind.
Seleana Zdunich: We all might, ladder match.
Zenna can’t help but smile.
Zenna Zdunich: This will be fun...
Seleana just stares at her sister.
Seleana Zdunich: Only you would look at us all being idiots and call it fun. Only you would be keen for such things.
Zenna shrugs.
Zenna Zdunich: I would think Bandit and House would be keen as well.
Seleana starts to disagree but then is forced to nod.
Seleana Zdunich: Probably true, ja.
Zenna shrugs again.
Zenna Zdunich: We’ll just have to put in the work.
Seleana points to herself.
Seleana Zdunich: No one has worked harder than us. I had to play catch up with everyone else…
Zenna nods and points to herself.
Zenna Zdunich: And I had to make up for six years’ lost time!
Seleana nods forcefully.
Seleana Zdunich: I made up what I did not know.
Zenna Zdunich: And I made up what I missed!
The two nod, look to each other and then back to the camera.
Zenna Zdunich: We are the Wildside!
Seleana Zdunich: Välkommen till djungeln!
Cut Back to Ringside.
Spazz: They lookin' like they're gettin' fired up, but how tha' fuck they get up to the roof? Wasn't the service access like, locked up n' shit?
Koss: They have their ways, I'm sure. Next up we have Melinda Rhodes, the boss, taking on Valora Thomas in what could be one of the most explosive matches of the night. Six years of budding hatred exploding before our eyes.
Spazz: Oh they's gonna' get bloody up in this bitch!
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR EXACTLY ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM PHEONIX A.Z!
"Kick In The Teeth" by Papa Roach plays and Valora comes out with her manager, Mick, behind her. She's clad in Pink and white mega cute wrestling shorts, matching top, matching boots. As she heads down the aisle toward the ring, Mick remains behind her, giving her last minute instructions and motivational utterings. She tags hands here and there before running up the steps and entering into the ring, where she goes about doing some boxing and kicks that "ooooh" and "awe" the fans. As her music dies, she goes to her corner and engages in some more warm up exercises.
Jenny Beck: STANDING FIVE-SEVEN AND ONE-THIRTY WITH A MEAN ROUNDHOUSE, VVVVAAALLLOOOOORRRRAAAA TTTHHHOOOMMMAAAASSS!!!
*Big Mixed Crowd POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT! I think you all know where this is going...
Crowd: REBEL! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL!
Jenny gives a little eye roll and a chuckle.
Jenny Beck: FROM RIGHT HERE IN MOTHERFUCKING ROME, GA!!!
*HUGE CHEAP POP!*
CHRISTINA ZDUNICH VS BIANCA DAVIS
Spazz: Are you fuckin' kidding me? They cost her the match!
Koss: After she'd been drug under the ring and beaten who knows how badly by a devious Bianca Davis!
Spazz: Yeah that was bullshit. How come the Ref didn't just call that shit then and there?
Koss: I'd wager confusion. You don't see people get pulled under the ring that often afterall.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I bae wantin’ this match since I lost it. It has taken me a fuckin’ yaer, tirtaen months tae get haer. Andre Hernandez took it from me jess before th’ comp’ny bae changin’ its name an’ i never saw her again! She held it fer whot saemed like forever before Juliet Black took it from her. Then Juliet lost an’ she got th’ chance tae get it back…
She pauses, her right hand pointing to her chest.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: But I never did.
She reaches into a bag just off to her left and picks up her phone.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Malaya Diosa, Kate Steele, Lluvia Cane, Tracy Dixon, Wendy House, Wendy House a second time, Jennifer Williams, Christina Zdunich, Talia Areano, Cherry Deville, Christina Zdunich a second time, Kate Steele a second time, Jessica Jackson and Juliet in her re-match…
She nods and sets the phone back into the bag.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: After all of that, after waiting for tirtaen months, I finally get whot I should have had a long time ago an’ tha is a chance tae get back whot was originally mine! The Southern Rebellion Pro Hardcore Championship!
She glares down at the phone in the bag.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha list, it shouldna bae tha long tae say tha many were given chance before I was but it is an’ I had tae watch people like Wendy House and Kate Steele get more than one chance when i couldna seven get a damn sniff!
Her gaze moves back up to the camera, anger radiating from her eyes.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Five fuckin’ bookers an’ I may as well have nay aeven worked haer as soon as Andrea baet me fer tha championship an’ then she went an’ better daeled this place at her first opportunity. Juliet Black begs fer competition an’ it takes a fuckin’ yaer fer ya tae finally…
As she trails off, she looks to the sky, both hands balled into tight, angry fists.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Finally come tae me!
Again, her gaze moves back to the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: If ye wanted some competition fer Juliet, all ye had tae do was come an’ ask...
She nods grimly.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I’ve nay come this far tae jess lay down fer Juliet. Two tattooed Irish lasses ready tae go as far as we bae naedin’ tae go! Juliet an’ I will show the world whot she really bae meanin’ when she says Emerald Death House!
She steps up closer to the camera, making her own extreme close-up.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: It bae time tae show everyone whot hardcore raelly fuckin’ looks like!
Cut to ringside
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK (C) VS PSYCHO MAGUIRE
ROME, GA
FRIDAY
6/3/2020
INTRO
BACKSTAGEPyro explodes as In this Moment's take on "We Will Rock You" has the crowd stomping and clapping to the beat just as the original. Out steps one Jenny Beck in the uniform of studded black leather, steel jewelry, tight jeans, and a tighter tanktop, her natural red hair on display. She bobs her head to the beat and gets into it. The crowd starts chanting, "SRW! SRW! SRW! SRW!"
Jenny smiles at the Rome, GA crowd gathered and nods her head with approval. She quickly makes her way to ringside, sliding in and getting to her feet with microphone in hand.
Jenny Beck: NOW THIS IS HOW YOU GREET A WRESTLING SHOW HOST, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! LOVE YOU ROME, GA!!! YOU READY TO ROCK N' RULE?!
Crowd: FUCK YEAH!
Jenny Beck: NOW THIS IS HOW YOU GREET A WRESTLING SHOW HOST, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! LOVE YOU ROME, GA!!! YOU READY TO ROCK N' RULE?!
Crowd: FUCK YEAH!
Jenny Beck: FUCK YEAH INDEED!!!! WE'RE GOING INTO THE UNKNOWN TOGETHER, BUT FIRST, BOYS AT THE TABLE! START TALKIN!!!!
We cut quickly to the Commentary table where Joe and Mike are clearly rocking out to the PPV theme right along with the crowd!
We cut quickly to the Commentary table where Joe and Mike are clearly rocking out to the PPV theme right along with the crowd!
Joe Koss: You ready to rock the night out, Spazz-O!
Mike Spazz: Fuck yeah, Lunchbox! Let's do this shit!
Koss: Destination Unknown! This will be what, our 4th PPV under the SRW banner?
Spazz: Somethin' like that, but what a fuckin' baller trip we've been on since it Mel hired us. Can you believe we been workin' for her for a motherfuckin' year dawg? When I first got in on this, I figured I'd have a gig for about three or four months tops then I'd be fuckin' off back to the school to teach the kids for my bread.
Koss: Indeed and despite the hardships, I don't see any signs of us slowing down. This is a packed card, one that's going on into the later hours of the night. It's why I brought a thermos of coffee with me!
Spazz: Got a pot to piss in under the table?
Koss: Fuck no. What do you think I am, some kind of savage?
Spazz: Well it's what 9 or 10 matches with not too many opportunities for breaks fats. You sure you wanna' take that chance?
Koss: I'll be fine!
Mike Spazz: Fuck yeah, Lunchbox! Let's do this shit!
Koss: Destination Unknown! This will be what, our 4th PPV under the SRW banner?
Spazz: Somethin' like that, but what a fuckin' baller trip we've been on since it Mel hired us. Can you believe we been workin' for her for a motherfuckin' year dawg? When I first got in on this, I figured I'd have a gig for about three or four months tops then I'd be fuckin' off back to the school to teach the kids for my bread.
Koss: Indeed and despite the hardships, I don't see any signs of us slowing down. This is a packed card, one that's going on into the later hours of the night. It's why I brought a thermos of coffee with me!
Spazz: Got a pot to piss in under the table?
Koss: Fuck no. What do you think I am, some kind of savage?
Spazz: Well it's what 9 or 10 matches with not too many opportunities for breaks fats. You sure you wanna' take that chance?
Koss: I'll be fine!
Katie's been doing a lot of sitting on couches lately, and tonight is no different. Adorned in white-and-gold from neck to toe, Montes sits, rubbing her fingers against one another. The camera's rolling, but she doesn't look at it. Katie's just staring off at nothing, seemingly talking with herself.
Katie Montes: "Look, I choked my last actual shot at a title away, quite literally. My shot at the Coastal Empire title, I never got due to the title being dissolved, which of course it would be dissolved before I get to touch it. Just my luck: people already hate me no matter how much of my past I put behind me, so why shouldn't titles become sentient and hate me too?"
Montes shakes her head no before sniffling a little. Not crying or anything, but more like she's stuffy.
Katie Montes: "I'm glad you don't hate me, Haylie. In fact, you seem to think a lot of me, regardless of how little we actually talk with one another. I'm glad for that, it's good to know that there's someone I've positively affected in this sport. However, this in no way means I'm going to take you lightly. I think that would be insulting. If anything, I should go full force with you. And I mean actual full force, not the "full force until I get terrified and do everything wrong save backing out of the match" bullshit that happened with Zoey. Think of it this way: if I give you my full force, then I have no excuse for if I lose, and you have no out for if I win. So that's what you're gonna get, and by the end of the night, I hope we can say "well, at least that was a good match" regardless of who's the champion."
Katie shrugs, pursing her lips and wearing an expression as if she's trying to remember something. Her eyebrows bounce once in affirmation.
Katie Montes: "I said before that I'm kind of an underdog in this match, given our paths toward this match. You took down a Terminator, while I barely outgunned a Titaness. One of those is still here, stuck up and faux-intellectual as ever. The other one, through their newfound absence, is the reason I have this shot to begin with. Though, almost immediately, you shot this logic down by saying you see a great competitor. Not sure why when the former is pretty much exactly how this has come to be, but I appreciate you thinking that much of me regardless. Though, in this company, I refuse to just be a competitor. I'm to the point that if I don't have a title around my waist soon, I'm gonna go mad from hunger. And if I go mad, I get killed on Twitter, so let's not have that, yeah?"
Montes finally gets up from the couch with a light chuckle, knowing that in any other company, that kind of comment would get cherry-picked and ridiculed. She finally looks at the camera, with a fire that wasn't previously in her eyes until seemingly just now.
Katie Montes: "I'm gonna give you a fight that's gonna make everyone you've ever faced blush in embarrassment, Haylie. I refuse to go down on my back... or my neck... with a title on the line twice in a row. I'm of the belief that a title being around my waist in this company is inevitable, it's just a matter of who I beat for it, how I do it, and when I win. So tell me true, Haylie... are you my next "what if" or are you finally my "when"? Because you're a great competitor either way... just tonight? Great won't cut it. You'll... need... perfection."
The camera cuts away after Montes walks out of frame, closing the door behind her.
Koss: Strong words from Katie Montes, but can she deliver on them?
Spazz: We'll just have to wait n' see.
Koss: First match coming up, Savannah Sunshine vs River Chance!
Spazz: We'll just have to wait n' see.
Koss: First match coming up, Savannah Sunshine vs River Chance!
SAVANNAH SUNSHINE VS RIVER CHANCE
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM THE LAND OF CANDY THAT'S SO FINE AND DANDY....
The first few moments of her music blasts through the arena before Savannah comes running out onto the ramp. She hypes the crowd up, running from the left and then to the right. Hands waving around and feet jumping around as she gets pumped up. She finally makes her way towards the ring with a look of pure determination. Though her music is instrumental, the chorus comes around as she hops up onto the ring apron. “Oh, I just can’t wait to be King!” She sings along with the crowd, stomping one foot in tune to the music just after. Stepping over the middle rope, she soon steps into the ring. Doing a quick pose in the ring, lollipop still hanging from plush lips. She hypes the fans up one last time and prepares for her challenge.
Jenny Beck: ...STANDING AT FIVE-SIX AND WEIGHING IN AT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE POUNDS OF DESTRUCTION! SSSSSAAAAVVVAAANNNNNNAAAAHHHH SSSSUUUUNNNNN SSSSSHHHHIINNNNNEEE!!!!
A small pop from the crowd as Savannah waves to them.
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT! THE MICHIGANDER FROM ANN ARBOR....
"Wrong Side of Heaven" by FFDP hit's the PA. River Chance makes her way past the entrance curtain, she exudes confidence, as she practically glides towards the ring. Once at the bottom of the ramp, she enters the ring, and heads towards the center. Once at mid-ring, River takes a knee, attempting to steel her resolve for the battle to come.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-SEVEN AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY POUNDS OF POLITE BRUTALITY! RRRRRRIIIIVVVVVVVEEEERRRRR CCCCHHHHAAAAANNNNNCCCCEE!!
*HUGE FACE POP!!!*
Jenny Beck: ...STANDING AT FIVE-SIX AND WEIGHING IN AT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE POUNDS OF DESTRUCTION! SSSSSAAAAVVVAAANNNNNNAAAAHHHH SSSSUUUUNNNNN SSSSSHHHHIINNNNNEEE!!!!
A small pop from the crowd as Savannah waves to them.
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT! THE MICHIGANDER FROM ANN ARBOR....
"Wrong Side of Heaven" by FFDP hit's the PA. River Chance makes her way past the entrance curtain, she exudes confidence, as she practically glides towards the ring. Once at the bottom of the ramp, she enters the ring, and heads towards the center. Once at mid-ring, River takes a knee, attempting to steel her resolve for the battle to come.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-SEVEN AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY POUNDS OF POLITE BRUTALITY! RRRRRRIIIIVVVVVVVEEEERRRRR CCCCHHHHAAAAANNNNNCCCCEE!!
*HUGE FACE POP!!!*
When the bell goes ding, these Savannah and River both go into motion with Sunshine ducking and dodging every Chance she can get! A surprise jumping knee shot snaps River's head back and sends her falling back into the ropes. Savannah rushes and sends River to the outside with a running Enziguri Kick. River falls through the ropes to the floor, but gets back up in time to eat a Springboard Meteora to the outside! Sunshine tucks and rolls on impact, hopping onto the guard rail and following up with a Double Foot Stomp across River's midsection! River sits up, clutching at her gut with a grimace of pain. She gets up just in time to duck a running superkick, catch Savannah in a rear waistlock and hit a snap German Suplex!!!! Savannah's quick to recover but River surprises her with a fast comeback that sees her turning right into a running power lariat that flips her up and over for a belly flop landing on the floor!
River gathers Savannah up, lifts her up in the air and MILITARY PRESSES her through the ropes and back into the ring! Savannah rolls on impact to the center of the ring. River pulls herself onto the apron and enters the ring. Sunshine gets to her feet as the powerhouse beauty slips through the ropes and turns right into a rolling powerslam followed by a pin! Two count and a kickout sees both women getting to their feet. Savannah tries to BURST YOUR BUBBLE but River side steps, catching her in a back body drop, but Savannah rolls off her shoulder and lands behind her! River spins around and STARBURST sees River's head snap back! She falls flat on her back and Savannah rolls across her for the 1-2-THRE-NO! River manages to kick out!!!
Savannah gathers River up and pulls her into a 3/4th necklock, only to get shoved off! River stumbles forward only to get caught with THE POMMEL STRIKE-NO! DDT REVERSAL AND BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN!!! The seconds tick as both struggle to recover for several seconds. Savannah is the first to move, draping an arm over River's body and getting a two count due to taking too long to make the cover. Both women get to their feet yet again, River moving a little quicker as she goes for a grapple but a Jumping Knee shot stands her upright and opens her up for GOODNIGHT MOON!!! Sunshine once again falls across her and this time gets the 1-2-3 and the win!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL - SAVANNAH SUNSHINE!!!!
Koss: And Savannah Sunshine surprises all in her debut against the powerhouse, River Chance!
Spazz: A river did not run through that one!
Koss: No she did not!
River gathers Savannah up, lifts her up in the air and MILITARY PRESSES her through the ropes and back into the ring! Savannah rolls on impact to the center of the ring. River pulls herself onto the apron and enters the ring. Sunshine gets to her feet as the powerhouse beauty slips through the ropes and turns right into a rolling powerslam followed by a pin! Two count and a kickout sees both women getting to their feet. Savannah tries to BURST YOUR BUBBLE but River side steps, catching her in a back body drop, but Savannah rolls off her shoulder and lands behind her! River spins around and STARBURST sees River's head snap back! She falls flat on her back and Savannah rolls across her for the 1-2-THRE-NO! River manages to kick out!!!
Savannah gathers River up and pulls her into a 3/4th necklock, only to get shoved off! River stumbles forward only to get caught with THE POMMEL STRIKE-NO! DDT REVERSAL AND BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN!!! The seconds tick as both struggle to recover for several seconds. Savannah is the first to move, draping an arm over River's body and getting a two count due to taking too long to make the cover. Both women get to their feet yet again, River moving a little quicker as she goes for a grapple but a Jumping Knee shot stands her upright and opens her up for GOODNIGHT MOON!!! Sunshine once again falls across her and this time gets the 1-2-3 and the win!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL - SAVANNAH SUNSHINE!!!!
Koss: And Savannah Sunshine surprises all in her debut against the powerhouse, River Chance!
Spazz: A river did not run through that one!
Koss: No she did not!
BACKSTAGE
We cut to the backstage area where we find Maja Lindstrom front and center with a brick wall behind her.
Maja Lindström: Maria Salvatore…
She pauses, considering everything.
Maja Lindström: You cannot decide if you hate or help my family. You have fought many times with my cousin’s wife and you have actively gone after her daughter. You have fought my cousin and you have come back to them with seeming attempts at reconciliation…
Maja cocks her head inquisitively.
Maja Lindström: You do not make sense.
She taps her own chin and then nods.
Maja Lindström: Fick du fast med ditt skägg i brevlådan?
She shrugs as she asks the question.
Maja Lindström: Ta sig vatten över huvudet?
Maja shakes her head.
Maja Lindström: Du har varit skit i det blå skåpet så ofta ...
She turns and then glares into the camera.
Maja Lindström: This will be the time! I will walk to that ring and show you. No Fuggedaboutit!
The glare intensifies.
Maja Lindström: We will find out which is the real you, ja?
She raises her right hand.
Maja Lindström: The Helpful…
Then her left.
Maja Lindström: Or the Hateful?
Her hands fall away as the camera zooms in.
Maja Lindström: Jag är den fallna ängeln och jag kommer att testa dig!
Cut to Ringside.
Spazz: She don't need English 'cause she speaks my language no matter what my Swede-Reole says!
Koss: Her boyfriend could kick your ass, you know that right?
Spazz: So? Maybe he'll do it and she'll be all like, "No Bo, why yous gotta' be such a dickhead?" Then come and nurse me back to health, fall in love, and we have like a life n' kids together. I've already proven I'm a bomb ass dad.
Koss: Even if your daughter has a very extended vocabulary.
Spazz: Freedom of speech is something I fully embrace and if My kid wants to say fuck, he can say fuck, they just better not smart off at me like a punk.
Maja Lindström: Maria Salvatore…
She pauses, considering everything.
Maja Lindström: You cannot decide if you hate or help my family. You have fought many times with my cousin’s wife and you have actively gone after her daughter. You have fought my cousin and you have come back to them with seeming attempts at reconciliation…
Maja cocks her head inquisitively.
Maja Lindström: You do not make sense.
She taps her own chin and then nods.
Maja Lindström: Fick du fast med ditt skägg i brevlådan?
She shrugs as she asks the question.
Maja Lindström: Ta sig vatten över huvudet?
Maja shakes her head.
Maja Lindström: Du har varit skit i det blå skåpet så ofta ...
She turns and then glares into the camera.
Maja Lindström: This will be the time! I will walk to that ring and show you. No Fuggedaboutit!
The glare intensifies.
Maja Lindström: We will find out which is the real you, ja?
She raises her right hand.
Maja Lindström: The Helpful…
Then her left.
Maja Lindström: Or the Hateful?
Her hands fall away as the camera zooms in.
Maja Lindström: Jag är den fallna ängeln och jag kommer att testa dig!
Cut to Ringside.
Spazz: She don't need English 'cause she speaks my language no matter what my Swede-Reole says!
Koss: Her boyfriend could kick your ass, you know that right?
Spazz: So? Maybe he'll do it and she'll be all like, "No Bo, why yous gotta' be such a dickhead?" Then come and nurse me back to health, fall in love, and we have like a life n' kids together. I've already proven I'm a bomb ass dad.
Koss: Even if your daughter has a very extended vocabulary.
Spazz: Freedom of speech is something I fully embrace and if My kid wants to say fuck, he can say fuck, they just better not smart off at me like a punk.
B-BRAT WILLIAMS VS CHELSEA WINSTON
Jenny Beck: NEXT MATCH COMING UP! YOU LOVIN' IT?! I KNOW I AM!!!!
*small crowd pop!*
Jenny Beck: COMING TO THE RING FIRST!!! ALL THE WAY FROM THE CITY OF LOST ANGELS, LA, CALIFORNIA....
“Jump by Kriss Kross” begins to blast across the speakers. As it does Brittany Williams begins to emerge from behind the curtain being accompanied by jer girlfriend Halo. Brittany offers a wide grin as Crystal’s paparazzi following begin to snap photos of the two girls. Brittany grins taking in all the boos as she walks down the aisle wearing her tiara with a cape around her back. Her attire a glittering red and black mix. She slides into the ring moving her hands through her curly (nappy) hair. She takes off her tiara, and her cape. As she waits for the match to begin.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-TWO AND WEIGHING AROUND A HUNDRED AND THREE POUNDS, "THE LIL' DREAM MACHINE" THAT COULD, B-BBBBBRRRAAAAT BRITTANY WILLIAAAAAMMMMMMSSSS!!!!
*Crowd POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT! FROM THE GREAT DOWN UNDAH, FROM SYDNEY, NEW SOUTH WALES, AUSTRALIA
As an Australian Didgeridoo plays arena grows dark and eerie green lights fill it as they then flicker upon the the first heavy notes of her theme "The Animal I Have Become" playing as the Outback Queen arrives on her throne carried to the stage her crop in her right hand as she looks to the the crowd who seem to have a general fear of her making her smile wickedly as she marches to the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle laying as a predator ready to strike from the treetop!
Jenny Beck: PERCHED TO THE RIGHT OF ME & LOOKING READY TO KICK THAT FACE IN.... STANDING SIX-TWO AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-NINE POUNDS, "THE OUTBACK QUEEN" CHELSEA WWWWWINNNNNSTTTTOONNNN!!!
*DING DING DING!* We're off to the races Everything begins with a technical exchange between B-Brat and Chelsea that quickly devolves into a brawl as Chelsea introduces a few surprise punches and kicks into the mix, opening B-Brat up to a SPINNING KICK TO THE FACE followed by a Russian Legsweep and THE PREDATOR LOCK, but B-Brat manages to escape the hold before it's locked in, rolling out and to her feet! Chelsea's on her feet shortly after and flying with great speed at B-Brat. The quicker of the two side steps with a high Enziguri kick, but Chelsea ducks and keeps running into the ropes. B-Brat gets to her feet and leap frogs over an incoming Chelsea, then heads for the ropes herself. B-Brat comes back with a flying leap but Chelsea ducks under her as if going for a spear. The two both have a tuck and roll landing, hit the ropes again. B-Brat leaps midway through and catches Chelsea in a takedown but instead of going down, Chelsea twists and turns in serpentine fashion, taking B-Brat's arm, spinning out, and hitting an Ace Cutter! A quick follow up pin nets her a 2 count!
Both get to their feet, B-Brat shaken but not stirred as Chelsea tries again for the Predator Lock but B-Brat manages to spin out of it and hits BOOM HEADSHOT! followed by STAY DOWN NOOB Lionsault and pin, getting a 2.5 count. The two are on their feet with B-Brat taunting Chelsea with a smile as she holds her hand up, two fingers barely apart. "It was THAT close!"
The two lock up only for B-Brat to fake her out and hit a thumb to the eye! As Chelsea turns away, B-Brat pulls her into schoolgirl but The Outback Queen rolls right out of it and kicks B-Brat right in the face! Right there in the middle of the ring, she locks on THE PREDATOR LOCK! With no options, no escape, nothing, B-Brat is forced to tap in the middle of the ring!!!
WINNER BY TAP OUT - CHELSEA WINSTON!!!
B-Brat pounds the canvas with one hand while holding her neck with the other as Chelsea heads to the back with a fist in the air and her music blaring loud!
Koss: B-Brat is NOT happy!
Spazz: No shame in tapping out. Better than sufferin' brain damage from getting choked out till you pass out or maybe breakin' yo neck fool!
Koss: This is true.
*small crowd pop!*
Jenny Beck: COMING TO THE RING FIRST!!! ALL THE WAY FROM THE CITY OF LOST ANGELS, LA, CALIFORNIA....
“Jump by Kriss Kross” begins to blast across the speakers. As it does Brittany Williams begins to emerge from behind the curtain being accompanied by jer girlfriend Halo. Brittany offers a wide grin as Crystal’s paparazzi following begin to snap photos of the two girls. Brittany grins taking in all the boos as she walks down the aisle wearing her tiara with a cape around her back. Her attire a glittering red and black mix. She slides into the ring moving her hands through her curly (nappy) hair. She takes off her tiara, and her cape. As she waits for the match to begin.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-TWO AND WEIGHING AROUND A HUNDRED AND THREE POUNDS, "THE LIL' DREAM MACHINE" THAT COULD, B-BBBBBRRRAAAAT BRITTANY WILLIAAAAAMMMMMMSSSS!!!!
*Crowd POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT! FROM THE GREAT DOWN UNDAH, FROM SYDNEY, NEW SOUTH WALES, AUSTRALIA
As an Australian Didgeridoo plays arena grows dark and eerie green lights fill it as they then flicker upon the the first heavy notes of her theme "The Animal I Have Become" playing as the Outback Queen arrives on her throne carried to the stage her crop in her right hand as she looks to the the crowd who seem to have a general fear of her making her smile wickedly as she marches to the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle laying as a predator ready to strike from the treetop!
Jenny Beck: PERCHED TO THE RIGHT OF ME & LOOKING READY TO KICK THAT FACE IN.... STANDING SIX-TWO AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-NINE POUNDS, "THE OUTBACK QUEEN" CHELSEA WWWWWINNNNNSTTTTOONNNN!!!
*DING DING DING!* We're off to the races Everything begins with a technical exchange between B-Brat and Chelsea that quickly devolves into a brawl as Chelsea introduces a few surprise punches and kicks into the mix, opening B-Brat up to a SPINNING KICK TO THE FACE followed by a Russian Legsweep and THE PREDATOR LOCK, but B-Brat manages to escape the hold before it's locked in, rolling out and to her feet! Chelsea's on her feet shortly after and flying with great speed at B-Brat. The quicker of the two side steps with a high Enziguri kick, but Chelsea ducks and keeps running into the ropes. B-Brat gets to her feet and leap frogs over an incoming Chelsea, then heads for the ropes herself. B-Brat comes back with a flying leap but Chelsea ducks under her as if going for a spear. The two both have a tuck and roll landing, hit the ropes again. B-Brat leaps midway through and catches Chelsea in a takedown but instead of going down, Chelsea twists and turns in serpentine fashion, taking B-Brat's arm, spinning out, and hitting an Ace Cutter! A quick follow up pin nets her a 2 count!
Both get to their feet, B-Brat shaken but not stirred as Chelsea tries again for the Predator Lock but B-Brat manages to spin out of it and hits BOOM HEADSHOT! followed by STAY DOWN NOOB Lionsault and pin, getting a 2.5 count. The two are on their feet with B-Brat taunting Chelsea with a smile as she holds her hand up, two fingers barely apart. "It was THAT close!"
The two lock up only for B-Brat to fake her out and hit a thumb to the eye! As Chelsea turns away, B-Brat pulls her into schoolgirl but The Outback Queen rolls right out of it and kicks B-Brat right in the face! Right there in the middle of the ring, she locks on THE PREDATOR LOCK! With no options, no escape, nothing, B-Brat is forced to tap in the middle of the ring!!!
WINNER BY TAP OUT - CHELSEA WINSTON!!!
B-Brat pounds the canvas with one hand while holding her neck with the other as Chelsea heads to the back with a fist in the air and her music blaring loud!
Koss: B-Brat is NOT happy!
Spazz: No shame in tapping out. Better than sufferin' brain damage from getting choked out till you pass out or maybe breakin' yo neck fool!
Koss: This is true.
BACKSTAGE
Maria could be seen strutting down a hallway in a pinstripe suit and a fedora. She is wearing a suit designed with the Italian flag colors. She isn’t alone as she is joined by two shady looking Italian men. The cameras pan in on her face.
Joey: Boss we have a camera looking at us.
Louie: What should we do?!
Maria: What do you mean what should you do?! Get rid of it! A camera shouldn’t be following me around unless they wish to be thrown into the Atlantic in a pair of cement boots and swimming with the fishes.
The camera man backs away for a few feet but Maria grabs him by the neck.
Maria: Think you are going somewhere?! FUHGETABOUTIT! I promise to be very nice to you especially considering you work for Melinda Rhodes. Now it’s apparent she doesn’t give a fuck about me. After all she wants to see me actually do something. She was hoping Valora could get something out of me and I bet she made this match with the intention that this little Swedish girl would decimate me but let me tell you something Miss Rhodes!!!
Maria smiles as she angrily keeps her hands wrapped on the camera man.
Maria: I am gonna fuck up every single dumb cunt you put in my way. How dare you put me in the ring with a woman who can barely speak English. As a matter of fact it doesn’t matter who comes n my way it will all end up the same with somebody sleeping with the fishes!
Maria chuckles looking around her.
Maria: I know it might be hard to have a mafiosa princess on your roster but maybe just maybe I haven’t lived up to my full potential yet. Maybe you do want to see something out of me. Perhaps I should break your office door down and give you a piece of my mind.
Maria shakes her head.
Maria: However I rather settle for taking over this company by beating everybody in my way. I will beat Maja and I will be on to better things. So bring on whoever and they will GET KNOCKED THE FUCK DOWN… Maja as far as beating me goes FUHGETABOUTIT!!!! I will see you in the ring tonight!
With that Maria shoves the camera man aside as her mafia posse follows closely behind her.
Spazz: You fuck with my Swede-Reole bitch! I'll show you how they do shit in Jersey!!
Koss: Calm down! You don't want to wear concrete shoes at the bottom of the Hudson do you?
Spazz: She can't kill me, I'm motherfucking immortal son!!!
Joey: Boss we have a camera looking at us.
Louie: What should we do?!
Maria: What do you mean what should you do?! Get rid of it! A camera shouldn’t be following me around unless they wish to be thrown into the Atlantic in a pair of cement boots and swimming with the fishes.
The camera man backs away for a few feet but Maria grabs him by the neck.
Maria: Think you are going somewhere?! FUHGETABOUTIT! I promise to be very nice to you especially considering you work for Melinda Rhodes. Now it’s apparent she doesn’t give a fuck about me. After all she wants to see me actually do something. She was hoping Valora could get something out of me and I bet she made this match with the intention that this little Swedish girl would decimate me but let me tell you something Miss Rhodes!!!
Maria smiles as she angrily keeps her hands wrapped on the camera man.
Maria: I am gonna fuck up every single dumb cunt you put in my way. How dare you put me in the ring with a woman who can barely speak English. As a matter of fact it doesn’t matter who comes n my way it will all end up the same with somebody sleeping with the fishes!
Maria chuckles looking around her.
Maria: I know it might be hard to have a mafiosa princess on your roster but maybe just maybe I haven’t lived up to my full potential yet. Maybe you do want to see something out of me. Perhaps I should break your office door down and give you a piece of my mind.
Maria shakes her head.
Maria: However I rather settle for taking over this company by beating everybody in my way. I will beat Maja and I will be on to better things. So bring on whoever and they will GET KNOCKED THE FUCK DOWN… Maja as far as beating me goes FUHGETABOUTIT!!!! I will see you in the ring tonight!
With that Maria shoves the camera man aside as her mafia posse follows closely behind her.
Spazz: You fuck with my Swede-Reole bitch! I'll show you how they do shit in Jersey!!
Koss: Calm down! You don't want to wear concrete shoes at the bottom of the Hudson do you?
Spazz: She can't kill me, I'm motherfucking immortal son!!!
MARIA SALVATORE VS MAJA LINDSTROM
Jenny Beck: INNNNTRODUCING FIRST!!!! FROM FLORENCE, ITALY....
Candy by Cameo begins to blast across the sound system. As it does Maria comes out wearing her Maria Hearts Maleek leather jacket. She smiles as she slaps the hands of the fans that are cheering her on. Maleek comes out beside her as he begins to stare at his wife from behind. She can’t stop smiling as she immediately runs her way to the ring and slides right inside. She makes it to her feet and runs to the top of the turnbuckle holding her arm proudly in the air. As she continues to flip off the fans.
Jenny Beck: SHE STANDS AT FIVE-SIX AND WEIGHS ONE TWENTY-FIVE!! THE PINSTRIPE PRINCESS WITH CEMENT BOOTS WAITING IN THE TRUNK OF HER CAR... MMMMARRRRIIIAAA SSSAAALLLVVAAATTOOORRR!!!
*HEEL JEER!*
Jenny Beck: AAAAAND HER OPPONENT!!! Ya'll know her, ya'll love her! FROM NALINS, LOOOUIIISSIIIAANNNAAA!!!
The opening riff to Crucified Barbara’s “In The Red” starts and Maja Lindström makes her way through the curtain, almost bouncing in her giddiness. She hurries to the ring and climb sup on the apron, posing with both arms extended to the sky.
Jenny Beck: AT FIVE-EIGHT AND ONE THIRTY-NINE, IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SWEDE FROM CREOLE COUNTRY, MMMMAAAAJJJAAAA LLLLLIIIINNNNDDDDSSSTTTRRROOOMMM!!!
*HUGE FACE POP!!*
The match begins with a ding and a blocked slap from Maria being answered by a loud thunderclap of a paint brushing by Maja! Maleek on the outside shouts encouragement at Maria as the taller, stronger woman follows up with a few hard knee shots and THE FAMILY TRADITION and a pinfall finish, but only gets a two count. Maja gathers Maria up only to get snockered with a jawbreaker followed by Maria back rolling and coming back with an arm drag, then backing into the ropes and surprising Maja with a TORNADO DDT and a pin again! 1-2-NOPE! Kickout at two with Maleek calling out the referee on the apron. As the ref and Maleek argue, Maria grabs Maja's legs and stomps her repeatedly right in her groin over and over again! As she sees Maleek drop down, Maria backs away with her hands raised, looking innocent as can be while Maja lay on her side, cupping her potentially injured nethers. Maria promptly starts to lock on the cattle mutilation but Maja surprises her and pulls her into a small package pin!!! 1-2-TH-NO! Kickout at 2.5!
Maria explodes out of the pinfall with eyes wide with shock. She turns and starts to kick and stomp Maja, driving her into the ropes. Salvatore puts the boots to her, holding onto the ropes and even chokes her with her foot until the referee pulls her away. Maria gets in her face, SCREECHING at the referee who looks like she's about done with the Mafia heiress's shit. While distracted, Maleek moves in and punches Maria in the face, even choking her out on the apron, then shoving her away from the ropes!
Finally Maria moves past the referee to Maja, gathering her up but is surprised by a sudden surger in ferocity as Maja batters her abs with multiple strikes, followed by the ANGEL'S DEMISE!!!! Getting to her feet, she immediately runs for the ropes, leaps over the top and tackles Maleek to the ground! She proceeds to batter the ever loving hell out of Maria's manager, even taking the man and ramming his head straight into the nearby ringsteps when she was done!
She then slides into the ring as Maria fights to recover from that jumping cutter. Maja climbs the nearby corner, crouching low. Just as she's about to take flight, Maleek leaps onto the apron and bounces into the ropes, falling off and making it look like an accident as she falls groin first on the turnbuckle clasp. Maria sees this and takes advantage, running up the ropes, catching Maja and hitting OFF WITH HER HEAD OFF THE TOP ROPE! On impact, she makes the cover and 1-2-3!!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL - MARIA SALVATORE!!!!
Spazz: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK!!! BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Koss: Maria Salvatore just robbed Maja Lindstrom blind!
Spazz: And I'm PISSED! Nobody does my girl dirty! I can't believe you held me down to keep me from kicking Maleek's fucking ass!!
Koss: That's because you lay a hand on the talent as a commentator, you're out of a job! I'm protecting your bottom line!
Spazz: Not fucking cool!
Maria explodes out of the pinfall with eyes wide with shock. She turns and starts to kick and stomp Maja, driving her into the ropes. Salvatore puts the boots to her, holding onto the ropes and even chokes her with her foot until the referee pulls her away. Maria gets in her face, SCREECHING at the referee who looks like she's about done with the Mafia heiress's shit. While distracted, Maleek moves in and punches Maria in the face, even choking her out on the apron, then shoving her away from the ropes!
Finally Maria moves past the referee to Maja, gathering her up but is surprised by a sudden surger in ferocity as Maja batters her abs with multiple strikes, followed by the ANGEL'S DEMISE!!!! Getting to her feet, she immediately runs for the ropes, leaps over the top and tackles Maleek to the ground! She proceeds to batter the ever loving hell out of Maria's manager, even taking the man and ramming his head straight into the nearby ringsteps when she was done!
She then slides into the ring as Maria fights to recover from that jumping cutter. Maja climbs the nearby corner, crouching low. Just as she's about to take flight, Maleek leaps onto the apron and bounces into the ropes, falling off and making it look like an accident as she falls groin first on the turnbuckle clasp. Maria sees this and takes advantage, running up the ropes, catching Maja and hitting OFF WITH HER HEAD OFF THE TOP ROPE! On impact, she makes the cover and 1-2-3!!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL - MARIA SALVATORE!!!!
Spazz: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK!!! BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Koss: Maria Salvatore just robbed Maja Lindstrom blind!
Spazz: And I'm PISSED! Nobody does my girl dirty! I can't believe you held me down to keep me from kicking Maleek's fucking ass!!
Koss: That's because you lay a hand on the talent as a commentator, you're out of a job! I'm protecting your bottom line!
Spazz: Not fucking cool!
BACKSTAGE
Backstage is where we are taken to the locker room of the Williams and it is there where we are treated to the mega star that is Crystal Zdunich. She is sitting down in front of a huge vanity mirror where she is being worked on by different stylists. One is touching her hair while another is working on her make up. Standing across of her is her daughter Brittany Williams. The teenage girl can’t help but bounce around a bit as she watches her Aunt Jennifer Williams playing video games on a television.
Jennifer: Oh my God the Last of Us part 2 is super amazing! I know a lot of people complained about the storytelling but the game play is absolutely fantastic!
Brittany: I don’t understand how you can play video games at a time such as this. It’s a pretty big night for us and we all should be ready for whatever comes our way.
Crystal however just sighs as she shakes her head in disgust. The movie star can’t help but chuckle as she looks back at her daughter.
Crystal: There’s nothing wrong with relaxing before a big event especially considering it’s not like we are up against anybody special tonight. For example I am stepping into the ring with Bianca Davis. She loves to talk a lot of shit across numerous different feds and honestly it’s all the same shit. Everybody in the company is a bunch of uggos. She wants to beautify everything. She will make everything about her and of course if she can’t she will simply cheat to properly make sure that it goes her way.
Crystal shakes her head smirking.
Crystal: What’s sad is the fact that her mentor is Veronica Taylor is somebody who used to ride my coattails like four years ago. If I pretty much helped carried her mentor I am not going to expect her sad excuse of a protégé to just flat out appear on a huge show and beat me when it matters. That will never happen. Not now and certainly not ever. She can talk up how everything she get a makeover but I know a thing or two about rising to the top. It’s not easy being a sixteen time World Champion and that doesn’t even count all of the tag team championships I won or even that of the midcard titles. I am going to flat out humiliate Bianca tonight. She is going to be outclassed and certainly outwrestled. I will make this as quick as possible. Just look at me sitting in front of this big vanity mirror. What exactly is ugly about me?!
Crystal smiles as she shrugs her shoulders.
Crystal: I would say nothing… There is nothing to worry about Bianca. I honestly think you are on the edge Brittany because tonight you have to showcase what you can do away from your wife Halo. She did the unthinkable and actually beat Ursula. That’s damn near impressive but you have to showcase what you can do as a solo act. You are MY DAUGHTER and I expect nothing less than perfection.
Brittany: Mom!!!! You think I am scared of somebody named the Outback Queen?!
Jenny smiles as she laughs in return.
Jenny: Well considering she’s like 6’2 and you are only like 5 feet I would say that you going against her is like going up against an end game boss without any extra lives and you are low on ammo.
Brittany stomps her feet.
Brittany: I am not jealous of my wife! Also I am the best gamer in this family! I would destroy any end game boss with little to low health. Hell I would totally do a no use of a saved game file run if I had to which means Chelsea is going down. The real question one should ask is you Jenny what are you going to do tonight. You have hardly been booked and this is a chance to actually stand out and do something.
Jenny: Me going up against Melissa Maye?! To be honest I am excited to go up against the woman from Ireland but as my name suggests I will be like lady dream and make all of those dreams become a reality! When push comes to shove I haven’t had the best of starts in this company but now is the chance to stand out. Now is the chance to live that dream and it’s a dream that won’t die or dry up like a raisin in the sun!
Crystal: Did you just quote Langston Hughes?!
Jenny: BLACK LIVES MATTERS… But dreams mean much more and it’s these dreams that need to live on. I need for them to be real. They can’t be like Tidus from FFX. It can’t be a made up thing like Zanarkand. We just need to pull all of our resources together so we can make ends meet and showcase that we are here for a reason. We aren’t just taking up roster space and when given the chance we can go about and shine.
Crystal: So let’s shine bright shall we?! My wife Seleana should be taking home the tag titles tonight. Your wife should be defending her championship but let’s hold our own so we can move up the ladder.
Brittany nods her head with a grin.
Brittany: Let’s do it… Nothing will stop us… Not now and certainly not ever!!!
Crystal: For everybody that we are facing… Tonight is going to be their curtain call so they might as well take a bow.
With that all of the women smile at one another as we go elsewhere.
Koss: Looks like they're getting ready for Maye vs Williams coming up next!
Jennifer: Oh my God the Last of Us part 2 is super amazing! I know a lot of people complained about the storytelling but the game play is absolutely fantastic!
Brittany: I don’t understand how you can play video games at a time such as this. It’s a pretty big night for us and we all should be ready for whatever comes our way.
Crystal however just sighs as she shakes her head in disgust. The movie star can’t help but chuckle as she looks back at her daughter.
Crystal: There’s nothing wrong with relaxing before a big event especially considering it’s not like we are up against anybody special tonight. For example I am stepping into the ring with Bianca Davis. She loves to talk a lot of shit across numerous different feds and honestly it’s all the same shit. Everybody in the company is a bunch of uggos. She wants to beautify everything. She will make everything about her and of course if she can’t she will simply cheat to properly make sure that it goes her way.
Crystal shakes her head smirking.
Crystal: What’s sad is the fact that her mentor is Veronica Taylor is somebody who used to ride my coattails like four years ago. If I pretty much helped carried her mentor I am not going to expect her sad excuse of a protégé to just flat out appear on a huge show and beat me when it matters. That will never happen. Not now and certainly not ever. She can talk up how everything she get a makeover but I know a thing or two about rising to the top. It’s not easy being a sixteen time World Champion and that doesn’t even count all of the tag team championships I won or even that of the midcard titles. I am going to flat out humiliate Bianca tonight. She is going to be outclassed and certainly outwrestled. I will make this as quick as possible. Just look at me sitting in front of this big vanity mirror. What exactly is ugly about me?!
Crystal smiles as she shrugs her shoulders.
Crystal: I would say nothing… There is nothing to worry about Bianca. I honestly think you are on the edge Brittany because tonight you have to showcase what you can do away from your wife Halo. She did the unthinkable and actually beat Ursula. That’s damn near impressive but you have to showcase what you can do as a solo act. You are MY DAUGHTER and I expect nothing less than perfection.
Brittany: Mom!!!! You think I am scared of somebody named the Outback Queen?!
Jenny smiles as she laughs in return.
Jenny: Well considering she’s like 6’2 and you are only like 5 feet I would say that you going against her is like going up against an end game boss without any extra lives and you are low on ammo.
Brittany stomps her feet.
Brittany: I am not jealous of my wife! Also I am the best gamer in this family! I would destroy any end game boss with little to low health. Hell I would totally do a no use of a saved game file run if I had to which means Chelsea is going down. The real question one should ask is you Jenny what are you going to do tonight. You have hardly been booked and this is a chance to actually stand out and do something.
Jenny: Me going up against Melissa Maye?! To be honest I am excited to go up against the woman from Ireland but as my name suggests I will be like lady dream and make all of those dreams become a reality! When push comes to shove I haven’t had the best of starts in this company but now is the chance to stand out. Now is the chance to live that dream and it’s a dream that won’t die or dry up like a raisin in the sun!
Crystal: Did you just quote Langston Hughes?!
Jenny: BLACK LIVES MATTERS… But dreams mean much more and it’s these dreams that need to live on. I need for them to be real. They can’t be like Tidus from FFX. It can’t be a made up thing like Zanarkand. We just need to pull all of our resources together so we can make ends meet and showcase that we are here for a reason. We aren’t just taking up roster space and when given the chance we can go about and shine.
Crystal: So let’s shine bright shall we?! My wife Seleana should be taking home the tag titles tonight. Your wife should be defending her championship but let’s hold our own so we can move up the ladder.
Brittany nods her head with a grin.
Brittany: Let’s do it… Nothing will stop us… Not now and certainly not ever!!!
Crystal: For everybody that we are facing… Tonight is going to be their curtain call so they might as well take a bow.
With that all of the women smile at one another as we go elsewhere.
Koss: Looks like they're getting ready for Maye vs Williams coming up next!
MELISSA MAYE VS JENNIFER WILLIAMS
Jenny Beck: The Following Contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!! FIRST UP, FROM DUBLIN, IRRRREEELLLLAAANNNDD!!!
The classic tune, "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" by The Police, rings out as Melissa walks out slowly, sticking her sunglasses in the front pocket of her coat before running down to the ring. After sliding in, Melissa stands and beats her chest three times before posing towards the fans with the 'devil horns' up and crouches in the corner.
Jenny Beck: STANDING FIVE-FOUR AND WEIGHING ONE-FIFTEEN, THE DUBLIN MAULING MACHINE, MMMEEELLLLIIISSSAAAAA MMMMMMAAAAAYYYYEEE!!!
*Crowd POP!*
Jenny Beck: AAAAAAND HER OPPONENT! FROM LONG ISLAND N-TO-THE-Y!!!!
"Smile Bomb" begins to blast all over the speakers. As it does Jennifer Williams makes her way to the ring accompanied by her wife Rachel Williams. She doesn’t sprint, doesn’t yell. She doesn’t do anything but make her way to the ring. She finally claps the hands of some of the fans that have their hands stretched out. She slides into the ring and quickly kips up to her feet. She throws her hoodie at Rachel as she bounces around a bit awaiting for the match to begin.
Jenny Beck: SHE STANDS AT FIVE-SEVEN AND WEIGHS IN AT ONE-TWENTY TWO! "THE LLAAADDDY DDDRRREEAAMMM!" JJJJEEENNNNIIFFFFEERRRR WIIIILLLIIIAAAMMMSS!!
Williams and Maye lock up in a tight collar elbow lock up, trying to gain ground but steadily, The Lady Dream pushes her opponent back bit by bit until Maye pulls her into a side headlock. Williams hits a backdrop counter. Maye bounces back to her feet with a grimace of pain and fires off an ill timed kick, which Williams catches and turns into an impromptu leg drag. Maye tucks and rolls on the landing, remaining on her back with that same leg straight up. Williams moves in to grab that leg, but Mayes kicks her back, then rolls to her feet and hits an oncoming Lady Dream with a shoulder check to the gut, followed by a HEADBUTT! Williams goes down and Maye runs to the nearest corner, vaults to the top and hits THE STAGE DIVE but Williams brings her knees up! Maye thrashes on impact, gets to her feet and gets dropped with SWEET DREAMS, followed by THE STOCK MARKET CRASH! 1-2-3!!
WINNER BY PINFALL - JENNIFER WILLIAMS!!!
Koss: The Lady Dream pulls out the win against Melissa Maye here!
Spazz: It was short, sweet, but painful!
Koss: Indeed!
WINNER BY PINFALL - JENNIFER WILLIAMS!!!
Koss: The Lady Dream pulls out the win against Melissa Maye here!
Spazz: It was short, sweet, but painful!
Koss: Indeed!
ARENA ROOFTOP
We open up on the Rebel Star Arena rooftop, with a grand view of the city of Rome, GA against the evening sky as a glittering backdrop. Standing before the camera are Wildside's Seleana and Zenna Zdunich!
Seleana Zdunich: Den här natten är natten.
Zenna nods grimly.
Zenna Zdunich: Ta sig vatten över huvudet.
Seleana nods in kind.
Seleana Zdunich: We all might, ladder match.
Zenna can’t help but smile.
Zenna Zdunich: This will be fun...
Seleana just stares at her sister.
Seleana Zdunich: Only you would look at us all being idiots and call it fun. Only you would be keen for such things.
Zenna shrugs.
Zenna Zdunich: I would think Bandit and House would be keen as well.
Seleana starts to disagree but then is forced to nod.
Seleana Zdunich: Probably true, ja.
Zenna shrugs again.
Zenna Zdunich: We’ll just have to put in the work.
Seleana points to herself.
Seleana Zdunich: No one has worked harder than us. I had to play catch up with everyone else…
Zenna nods and points to herself.
Zenna Zdunich: And I had to make up for six years’ lost time!
Seleana nods forcefully.
Seleana Zdunich: I made up what I did not know.
Zenna Zdunich: And I made up what I missed!
The two nod, look to each other and then back to the camera.
Zenna Zdunich: We are the Wildside!
Seleana Zdunich: Välkommen till djungeln!
Cut Back to Ringside.
Spazz: They lookin' like they're gettin' fired up, but how tha' fuck they get up to the roof? Wasn't the service access like, locked up n' shit?
Koss: They have their ways, I'm sure. Next up we have Melinda Rhodes, the boss, taking on Valora Thomas in what could be one of the most explosive matches of the night. Six years of budding hatred exploding before our eyes.
Spazz: Oh they's gonna' get bloody up in this bitch!
VALORA THOMAS VS MELINDA RHODES
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR EXACTLY ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM PHEONIX A.Z!
"Kick In The Teeth" by Papa Roach plays and Valora comes out with her manager, Mick, behind her. She's clad in Pink and white mega cute wrestling shorts, matching top, matching boots. As she heads down the aisle toward the ring, Mick remains behind her, giving her last minute instructions and motivational utterings. She tags hands here and there before running up the steps and entering into the ring, where she goes about doing some boxing and kicks that "ooooh" and "awe" the fans. As her music dies, she goes to her corner and engages in some more warm up exercises.
Jenny Beck: STANDING FIVE-SEVEN AND ONE-THIRTY WITH A MEAN ROUNDHOUSE, VVVVAAALLLOOOOORRRRAAAA TTTHHHOOOMMMAAAASSS!!!
*Big Mixed Crowd POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT! I think you all know where this is going...
Crowd: REBEL! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL!
Jenny gives a little eye roll and a chuckle.
Jenny Beck: FROM RIGHT HERE IN MOTHERFUCKING ROME, GA!!!
*HUGE CHEAP POP!*
#SHOT THROUGH THA' HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!!!!
#DARLIN' YOU GIVE LOVE... A BAD NAME!!!
#DARLIN' YOU GIVE LOVE... A BAD NAME!!!
Bon Jovi's classic "You give Love a Bad Name" assaults the P/A system as the video package plays out, centered around a brushed metal star with cybernetic orange/red wings and the word REBEL blazing across them. Through the curtains steps "The Rebel" Melinda Rhodes with short and spiked blond hair, tight black leather tights with red and silver strips that spell her name, heavy knee pads, laced boots with red, white, and black tassels, road gloves, crop top, a red leather vest with that winged Rebel Star logo on the back, a chain choker around her neck, blood red lipstick, and deep black eye shadow.
She rushes down to ringside, leaps over the apron and under the ropes, popping up to slide on her knees to the center. She hops to her feet, raising her fist in the air and then, with a wicked grin, she points in the general direction of her opponent, Valora standing outside and glaring back at her.
She rushes down to ringside, leaps over the apron and under the ropes, popping up to slide on her knees to the center. She hops to her feet, raising her fist in the air and then, with a wicked grin, she points in the general direction of her opponent, Valora standing outside and glaring back at her.
Jenny Beck: STANDING FIVE-ELEVEN AND WEIGHING ONE-FORTY-FIVE, SHE IS THE OWNER OF SOUTHERN REBELLION WRESTLING, THE REBEL, MELINDA RRRRRRHHHHHOOOOODDDDDEEESSS!!
*HUGE FACE POP!*
The bell rang but their seemed to be hesitation between the two as they stare each other down for a few seconds. In the Rebel's eyes is a look of determination that equals the seething rage within the eyes of Valora Thomas. The two approach each other and as soon as they are in arms length, it becomes a fight. Valora swings rapid fire strikes and kicks, but The Rebel back peddles on the defense, ducking and weaving through around her strikes. She checks her with a few quick body jabs here and there but otherwise seems to be trying to either gauge or tire out Valora as the fight carries on. A blocked backfist actually rocks The Rebel to the side by a couple steps. She's barely able to avoid a spinning back kick that comes so close she could read the brand label of Valora's boot! The foot doesn't stop moving as Valora spins a third time and catches Rebel right in the gut, doubling her over with a croaked cough and opening her up for a jumping knee to the face that stands her straight up only to be bowled over by a crisp dropkick! The Rebel flat backs with her arms out on the canvas.
Valora shouts at her, "COME ON BITCH! YOU'VE HAD THIS COMING A LONG TIME!" To which the Rebel responds with a sudden Kippup. Mel holds a hand to her chest, then nods and brings her fists up. Valora enters her range and The Rebel fakes her out with a low kick only to catch her with a hard right, followed by a few boxing jabs, an uppercut, and a discus punch that rocks her off her feet! Valora tucks and rolls with the impact, rubbing at her jaw as Mel shouts back, "ON YOUR FEET SWEETHEART!" Mel seems to dance and bounce side to side with her boxing foot work on display here.
Entering more of a kickboxer's stance, Valora inches in towards the Rebel once more. Fake out low to high but the Rebel catches it this time. The Rebel answers with a few rapid fire jabs, but Valora manages to block them, catch the arm and twist. She pulls her in for a kick to the ribs, then flips her with an arm wringer, but the Rebel tucks and rolls into the ropes, snaps off and answers with a leaping clothesline that takes Valora right off her feet! Both pop up and the Rebel leaps onto her shoulders with a Hurricanrana takedown, but Valora lands with a cartwheel and a flip, coming back to blast an unsuspecting Rebel with a savage roundhouse kick that drops her to one knee, then follows up with a Shining Wizard and a pin, but only gets a 2! The two get to their feet with Valora taking Mel by the arm and whipping her to the ropes, but Mel counters, pulling her into a knee in the gut and following up with spinning neckbreaker and a fast pin! 2 and a kickout!
The two get to their feet and Mel fires off a running superkick, but Valora dodges with the SPLITSVILLE, popping up to catch THREE STRIKES TO DEATH, instantly busting Mel's nose with blood running down her chin! She then sends The Rebel into the ropes and fires off THE NAT 20 KICK, but the Rebel drops to her knees with THE POWERSLIDE EVASION, popping up and catching Valora with A SHOT IN THE DARK!!! Melinda rolls over her for a pin but VALORA KICKS OUT AT 2.9999999! Melinda sits up and looks at Valora, fighting to get to her feet and nods with a bit of a smirk. Shen then rolls away from her and crouches down in the far corner, motioning for her to stand.
The Rebel shoots out of the corner... RHODES KILL-NO!!!! Valora moves in with a slide and uppercuts her under the chin in mid spear! The Rebel flops to the canvas clutching at her jaw! Valora gets to her feet and falls into the ropes, holding her head as she clearly felt the power of the Shot in the Dark from before. Mel gets to her feet holding her own jaw, blood now caked to her lips and jaw, her nose showing a sign of breakage on the bridge. The two shoot off at each other, but Mel suddenly goes low with a leg take down and locks on THE REBEL DEATHLOCK! Valora cries out in pain, shaking her head and pounding her fists to the canvas. Just as Mel starts to bridge the lock and deepen it to the point of inescapability, Valora flips forward and takes one of Mel's legs, dropping her forward and locking on a grapevine anklelock! Melinda cries out in surprise and pain as her ankle is painfully wrenched and twisted.
Fighting with all of her upperbody strength, Mel pulls herself and Valora to the ropes, inch by inch and manages to grab hold, forcing the referee to break the hold. Valora lets go and backs away as the Rebel sits up against the ropes, clutching her leg in pain. Valora shouts out, "THROW THE TOWEL IN! I'LL BREAK YOU IF YOU DON'T!!!" What was that? A hint of regret in her tone? Valora actually looks concerned as Melinda pulls herself up, limping on one good leg. "COME ON! I CAN STILL FIGHT!!"
Valora shakes her head and moves in. Once again she hits every kick in the book and the Rebel blocks and side steps the shots, though a few make it to her bad leg, nearly buckling her a few times. One kick gets through, staggering The Rebel but not dropping her. Valora takes full advantage and hits THE NAT 20 KICK, dropping Rebel to the canvas! She falls across her and hooks the leg for the pinfall. 1-2-3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL - VALORA THOMAS!!!!
Koss: VALORA THOMAS WINS???!!
Spazz: Woah.... I mean she's good, but I wasn't expecting that shit at all!
Valora's music hits but she doesn't celebrate. Instead she just stands there, staring at the Rebel as she fights back to her feet. Melinda leans into the ropes and asks for a microphone and despite the pain and dizziness threatening to overtake her, addresses the winner of the match. Her panting breaths could be heard over the microphone, indicating just how much pain she truly is in.
Rebel: You won, congratulations. I mean that. Hell of a fight, damn near broke my ankle. I can barely put weight on this motherfucker, but you know what? That doesn't matter. You followed your path, got your payback, and even got a job out if it if you want to keep it. Truth is? I'd been waiting for this day for a very long time and win or lose, that wasn't the point.... I wanted you to get in the ring, settle this shit once and for all, and get on with the life you threw away. I was never angry with you really, Valora....
Melinda pushes off the ropes and limps across the ring, wiping at the blood on her face as she gets face to face with her victorious foe.
Rebel: ...I was angry with myself for being too fucking proud to say, I'm sorry. For years, that pride was what always kept holding me back. I wasn't too happy when you jumped the guard rail and kicked me in the head last month, but in a way, I was relieved too because that meant we can finish our business.
She patted Valora on the shoulder, who stood there confused by what she was hearing.
Rebel: You've got a new lease on life starting here in SRW. Use this place to get back the life you lost and whatever you do, don't fuck up and be like me, throwing away such precious chances, alright? I know that deep down, you're capable of being better than that.
Melinda then eases out of the ring and heads to the back with a little help from the referee this time.
Koss: I'm stunned by this turn of events. Valora Thomas wins cleanly, but I think a different kind of victory has gone down for the Rebel tonight.
Spazz: This motherfucker right here is confused is what he is, lunchbox. I have no idea what we just fuckin' watched, so I'm going to treat it like any other wrestling match, nod my head and say, SHE GOT FUCKED UP!!!
*HUGE FACE POP!*
The bell rang but their seemed to be hesitation between the two as they stare each other down for a few seconds. In the Rebel's eyes is a look of determination that equals the seething rage within the eyes of Valora Thomas. The two approach each other and as soon as they are in arms length, it becomes a fight. Valora swings rapid fire strikes and kicks, but The Rebel back peddles on the defense, ducking and weaving through around her strikes. She checks her with a few quick body jabs here and there but otherwise seems to be trying to either gauge or tire out Valora as the fight carries on. A blocked backfist actually rocks The Rebel to the side by a couple steps. She's barely able to avoid a spinning back kick that comes so close she could read the brand label of Valora's boot! The foot doesn't stop moving as Valora spins a third time and catches Rebel right in the gut, doubling her over with a croaked cough and opening her up for a jumping knee to the face that stands her straight up only to be bowled over by a crisp dropkick! The Rebel flat backs with her arms out on the canvas.
Valora shouts at her, "COME ON BITCH! YOU'VE HAD THIS COMING A LONG TIME!" To which the Rebel responds with a sudden Kippup. Mel holds a hand to her chest, then nods and brings her fists up. Valora enters her range and The Rebel fakes her out with a low kick only to catch her with a hard right, followed by a few boxing jabs, an uppercut, and a discus punch that rocks her off her feet! Valora tucks and rolls with the impact, rubbing at her jaw as Mel shouts back, "ON YOUR FEET SWEETHEART!" Mel seems to dance and bounce side to side with her boxing foot work on display here.
Entering more of a kickboxer's stance, Valora inches in towards the Rebel once more. Fake out low to high but the Rebel catches it this time. The Rebel answers with a few rapid fire jabs, but Valora manages to block them, catch the arm and twist. She pulls her in for a kick to the ribs, then flips her with an arm wringer, but the Rebel tucks and rolls into the ropes, snaps off and answers with a leaping clothesline that takes Valora right off her feet! Both pop up and the Rebel leaps onto her shoulders with a Hurricanrana takedown, but Valora lands with a cartwheel and a flip, coming back to blast an unsuspecting Rebel with a savage roundhouse kick that drops her to one knee, then follows up with a Shining Wizard and a pin, but only gets a 2! The two get to their feet with Valora taking Mel by the arm and whipping her to the ropes, but Mel counters, pulling her into a knee in the gut and following up with spinning neckbreaker and a fast pin! 2 and a kickout!
The two get to their feet and Mel fires off a running superkick, but Valora dodges with the SPLITSVILLE, popping up to catch THREE STRIKES TO DEATH, instantly busting Mel's nose with blood running down her chin! She then sends The Rebel into the ropes and fires off THE NAT 20 KICK, but the Rebel drops to her knees with THE POWERSLIDE EVASION, popping up and catching Valora with A SHOT IN THE DARK!!! Melinda rolls over her for a pin but VALORA KICKS OUT AT 2.9999999! Melinda sits up and looks at Valora, fighting to get to her feet and nods with a bit of a smirk. Shen then rolls away from her and crouches down in the far corner, motioning for her to stand.
The Rebel shoots out of the corner... RHODES KILL-NO!!!! Valora moves in with a slide and uppercuts her under the chin in mid spear! The Rebel flops to the canvas clutching at her jaw! Valora gets to her feet and falls into the ropes, holding her head as she clearly felt the power of the Shot in the Dark from before. Mel gets to her feet holding her own jaw, blood now caked to her lips and jaw, her nose showing a sign of breakage on the bridge. The two shoot off at each other, but Mel suddenly goes low with a leg take down and locks on THE REBEL DEATHLOCK! Valora cries out in pain, shaking her head and pounding her fists to the canvas. Just as Mel starts to bridge the lock and deepen it to the point of inescapability, Valora flips forward and takes one of Mel's legs, dropping her forward and locking on a grapevine anklelock! Melinda cries out in surprise and pain as her ankle is painfully wrenched and twisted.
Fighting with all of her upperbody strength, Mel pulls herself and Valora to the ropes, inch by inch and manages to grab hold, forcing the referee to break the hold. Valora lets go and backs away as the Rebel sits up against the ropes, clutching her leg in pain. Valora shouts out, "THROW THE TOWEL IN! I'LL BREAK YOU IF YOU DON'T!!!" What was that? A hint of regret in her tone? Valora actually looks concerned as Melinda pulls herself up, limping on one good leg. "COME ON! I CAN STILL FIGHT!!"
Valora shakes her head and moves in. Once again she hits every kick in the book and the Rebel blocks and side steps the shots, though a few make it to her bad leg, nearly buckling her a few times. One kick gets through, staggering The Rebel but not dropping her. Valora takes full advantage and hits THE NAT 20 KICK, dropping Rebel to the canvas! She falls across her and hooks the leg for the pinfall. 1-2-3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL - VALORA THOMAS!!!!
Koss: VALORA THOMAS WINS???!!
Spazz: Woah.... I mean she's good, but I wasn't expecting that shit at all!
Valora's music hits but she doesn't celebrate. Instead she just stands there, staring at the Rebel as she fights back to her feet. Melinda leans into the ropes and asks for a microphone and despite the pain and dizziness threatening to overtake her, addresses the winner of the match. Her panting breaths could be heard over the microphone, indicating just how much pain she truly is in.
Rebel: You won, congratulations. I mean that. Hell of a fight, damn near broke my ankle. I can barely put weight on this motherfucker, but you know what? That doesn't matter. You followed your path, got your payback, and even got a job out if it if you want to keep it. Truth is? I'd been waiting for this day for a very long time and win or lose, that wasn't the point.... I wanted you to get in the ring, settle this shit once and for all, and get on with the life you threw away. I was never angry with you really, Valora....
Melinda pushes off the ropes and limps across the ring, wiping at the blood on her face as she gets face to face with her victorious foe.
Rebel: ...I was angry with myself for being too fucking proud to say, I'm sorry. For years, that pride was what always kept holding me back. I wasn't too happy when you jumped the guard rail and kicked me in the head last month, but in a way, I was relieved too because that meant we can finish our business.
She patted Valora on the shoulder, who stood there confused by what she was hearing.
Rebel: You've got a new lease on life starting here in SRW. Use this place to get back the life you lost and whatever you do, don't fuck up and be like me, throwing away such precious chances, alright? I know that deep down, you're capable of being better than that.
Melinda then eases out of the ring and heads to the back with a little help from the referee this time.
Koss: I'm stunned by this turn of events. Valora Thomas wins cleanly, but I think a different kind of victory has gone down for the Rebel tonight.
Spazz: This motherfucker right here is confused is what he is, lunchbox. I have no idea what we just fuckin' watched, so I'm going to treat it like any other wrestling match, nod my head and say, SHE GOT FUCKED UP!!!
BACKSTAGE
The screen flickered, though it simply showed backstage, focusing on Juliet Black, away from the horror movie theatrics. The Hardcore Champion was seated on a table, staring at the center plate of the belt she had a white knuckle grip on, and she barely looked up to acknowledge the camera.
Juliet Black: I've held onto the belt now for the best part of the last year. And although the records state that I lost the belt, we all fucking know that I didn't lose it to anyone who was particularly deserving. When it comes to Hardcore in SRW, I've been the standard bearer for upping the violence. Until I came along, people were content to use cookie sheets as their hardest weapons. Or their minions.
Juliet scoffed at the last word, the Champion reaching for a can of Guinness, cracking it open before taking a long swig of the contents.
Juliet Black: But then who comes up in the title picture, the original Standard Bearer for the belt. And in many respects, we're similar to one another, yet different at the same time. Saoirse, we both know the Gaelic, we both come from the toughest fuckin' city in Western Europe, we're both inked to the tits and we're fuckin' savage with people. You just hang out with people, an' I don't like any through traffic.
The Champion then set the belt to the side as she pulled the shopping cart into view, already it was filled to the brim with the usual weapons, including a number of light tube bundles, a pillowcase that jingled with the sound of a few thousand thumbtacks, a trashcan wrapped with sheet steel and a two by four with a nail sticking through it.
Juliet Black: Now I ain't one for kissin' arse an' makin' friends, because if you want this back, you'll have to come up to my level: the only way you'll get this belt, provin' why you're the fuckin' original champion, is to defeat me in the most fucked up deathmatch that this company has ever seen. see you in a bit Psycho.
We cut back to ringside.
Koss: The scariest champion in this company's history has spoken!
Spazz: *doing his best Jigsaw impersonation* Oh yes, there will be blood....
Juliet Black: I've held onto the belt now for the best part of the last year. And although the records state that I lost the belt, we all fucking know that I didn't lose it to anyone who was particularly deserving. When it comes to Hardcore in SRW, I've been the standard bearer for upping the violence. Until I came along, people were content to use cookie sheets as their hardest weapons. Or their minions.
Juliet scoffed at the last word, the Champion reaching for a can of Guinness, cracking it open before taking a long swig of the contents.
Juliet Black: But then who comes up in the title picture, the original Standard Bearer for the belt. And in many respects, we're similar to one another, yet different at the same time. Saoirse, we both know the Gaelic, we both come from the toughest fuckin' city in Western Europe, we're both inked to the tits and we're fuckin' savage with people. You just hang out with people, an' I don't like any through traffic.
The Champion then set the belt to the side as she pulled the shopping cart into view, already it was filled to the brim with the usual weapons, including a number of light tube bundles, a pillowcase that jingled with the sound of a few thousand thumbtacks, a trashcan wrapped with sheet steel and a two by four with a nail sticking through it.
Juliet Black: Now I ain't one for kissin' arse an' makin' friends, because if you want this back, you'll have to come up to my level: the only way you'll get this belt, provin' why you're the fuckin' original champion, is to defeat me in the most fucked up deathmatch that this company has ever seen. see you in a bit Psycho.
We cut back to ringside.
Koss: The scariest champion in this company's history has spoken!
Spazz: *doing his best Jigsaw impersonation* Oh yes, there will be blood....
CHERRY DEVILLE VS PET
Jenny Beck: COMING TO THE RING FIRST, FROM ROCKIN' SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!!!
Cherry comes out and poses at the top of the ramp before heading straight to the ring.
Jenny Beck: Well that was quick... STANDING AT FIVE-EIGHT AND WEIGHING A BUCK THIRTY.... CCCHHHEERRRRYYY DDEEEEVVVVIIILLLLLEEE!!!
*Crowd POP!*
Jenny Beck: AAAAAND HER OPPONENT!!! FROM COLT'S NECK, NEW JERSEY AND BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SPONSOR OF THIS MATCH, RUBBER MAID!!!!
Cherry comes out and poses at the top of the ramp before heading straight to the ring.
Jenny Beck: Well that was quick... STANDING AT FIVE-EIGHT AND WEIGHING A BUCK THIRTY.... CCCHHHEERRRRYYY DDEEEEVVVVIIILLLLLEEE!!!
*Crowd POP!*
Jenny Beck: AAAAAND HER OPPONENT!!! FROM COLT'S NECK, NEW JERSEY AND BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SPONSOR OF THIS MATCH, RUBBER MAID!!!!
Flo-Rida's "Low" hit's the P/A and there's not much time given for the song to start before Pet comes out flanked by her Harem. There's no flash or flare as Pet simply attempts to keep herself clear of the hands of fans on her way to the ring. Once inside, and with the Harem surrounding the ring, she simply remains waiting for the bell to sound looking more bored with each passing second.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-FOUR AND WEIGHING ONE-TWENTY-FOUR...
Jenny gets a wicked evil grin on her face.
Jenny Beck: ...SHE IS THE RUBBER MAIDEN...
Pet glares and starts shouting at Jenny.
Jenny Beck: PPPPEEEEETTTT!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Pet rushes at Jenny with a slap, but Jenny's just a little too quick, bouncing back and away, laughing, then dropping and rolling out of the ring as the bell dings, getting the match gets underway!
The bell sounds and Cherry reches fr Pet for the lock-up. Pet ducks under, smacks Cherry on the ass as she goes by and starts to play to the camera. Cherry spain and tries to clothesline Pet but Pet ducks it and runs to the ropes. Cherry turns and Pet comes back with a dropkick that catches Cherry off-balance and knocks her down. Pet drops an elbow and covers.
Cherry kicks out.
Pet backs off and Cherry gets up, looking for a big right hand. Pet moves back to the corner and jumps off, looking for a moonsault. Cherry catches her and snaps it off into a powerslam, hooking the leg.
Pet kicks out.
Cherry mounts Pet and starts pounding away. Pet kicks up into Cherry’s thigh area and then rolls into a cradle.
Cherry kicks out and Pet slides to the floor. Cherry comes out after her and Pet runs for the hills. She cuts around the next corner, Cherry right behind her. Pet keeps going and turns the third corner. Cherry gives chase even as Pet tries to go up the aisle. Cherry runs up and grabs Pet by the hair. Pet kicks back and low, nailing Cherry between the uprights. Cherry falls to her knees and Pet turns, running back to the ring to try and beat the count. Cherry rushes back and makes it just before the referee counts her out. Pet catches her coming in with a knee to the head and covers.
Cherry gets a shoulder up.
Pet leaps to her feet and starts throwing a tantrum, screaming at the referee and gesturing wildly. The referee tries to calm her but Pet is not hearing any of this. As the argument continues, Cherry gets to her knees, punches Pet in the back and then rolls her up.
Pet kicks out.
Cherry gets Pet up and gives her an Irish whip. On the rebound , she goes for the Cherry Bomb but as she elevated Pet, Pet pulls something from her tights and sprays it at Cherry’s face. The referee calls for the bell and disqualification as Pet running for the hills again. Cherry wipes whatever it off her face and then charges after Pet. Pet vanishes through the curtains and Cherry rushes after her.
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION - CHERRY DEVILLE
Spazz: I love how my lil' joke has turned into this big fuckin' dig on Pet!
Koss: It is kind of funny, but that bit of cheating has clearly cost Pet the match here.
Spazz: Sometimes you gotta' take a different kinda' victory in a fight when yous know you gonna' lose.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-FOUR AND WEIGHING ONE-TWENTY-FOUR...
Jenny gets a wicked evil grin on her face.
Jenny Beck: ...SHE IS THE RUBBER MAIDEN...
Pet glares and starts shouting at Jenny.
Jenny Beck: PPPPEEEEETTTT!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Pet rushes at Jenny with a slap, but Jenny's just a little too quick, bouncing back and away, laughing, then dropping and rolling out of the ring as the bell dings, getting the match gets underway!
The bell sounds and Cherry reches fr Pet for the lock-up. Pet ducks under, smacks Cherry on the ass as she goes by and starts to play to the camera. Cherry spain and tries to clothesline Pet but Pet ducks it and runs to the ropes. Cherry turns and Pet comes back with a dropkick that catches Cherry off-balance and knocks her down. Pet drops an elbow and covers.
Cherry kicks out.
Pet backs off and Cherry gets up, looking for a big right hand. Pet moves back to the corner and jumps off, looking for a moonsault. Cherry catches her and snaps it off into a powerslam, hooking the leg.
Pet kicks out.
Cherry mounts Pet and starts pounding away. Pet kicks up into Cherry’s thigh area and then rolls into a cradle.
Cherry kicks out and Pet slides to the floor. Cherry comes out after her and Pet runs for the hills. She cuts around the next corner, Cherry right behind her. Pet keeps going and turns the third corner. Cherry gives chase even as Pet tries to go up the aisle. Cherry runs up and grabs Pet by the hair. Pet kicks back and low, nailing Cherry between the uprights. Cherry falls to her knees and Pet turns, running back to the ring to try and beat the count. Cherry rushes back and makes it just before the referee counts her out. Pet catches her coming in with a knee to the head and covers.
Cherry gets a shoulder up.
Pet leaps to her feet and starts throwing a tantrum, screaming at the referee and gesturing wildly. The referee tries to calm her but Pet is not hearing any of this. As the argument continues, Cherry gets to her knees, punches Pet in the back and then rolls her up.
Pet kicks out.
Cherry gets Pet up and gives her an Irish whip. On the rebound , she goes for the Cherry Bomb but as she elevated Pet, Pet pulls something from her tights and sprays it at Cherry’s face. The referee calls for the bell and disqualification as Pet running for the hills again. Cherry wipes whatever it off her face and then charges after Pet. Pet vanishes through the curtains and Cherry rushes after her.
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION - CHERRY DEVILLE
Spazz: I love how my lil' joke has turned into this big fuckin' dig on Pet!
Koss: It is kind of funny, but that bit of cheating has clearly cost Pet the match here.
Spazz: Sometimes you gotta' take a different kinda' victory in a fight when yous know you gonna' lose.
IN RING
ANNOUNCEMENT
Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" hit's the house P/A as the Rebel limps out onto the stage using a baseball bat for a cane. She gets a round of applause from the crowd for her performance earlier. Looking a bit battered and rough, with one eye blackened and her nose bruised and taped, Mel looked as if she'd seen a nice little war. No longer in her ring gear, she sports civilian attire consisting of a satin red suit jacket, black t-shirt, blue jeans, and her favorite motorcycle boots. With a microphone in hand, she heads straight down the aisle to ringside, slides into the ring and gets to her feet. Getting to business is swift and quick as she's quick to address the crowd.
Rebel: In all the excitement, I almost forgot to announce a change in SRW's policies with regards to the talent that works here. You see, many of these ladies I consider to be the very best in the wrestling business today. They can fight anyone and keep up. I've been fighting in other promotions, proving my mettle and one thing that most companies do that mine does not, is allow intergender wrestling.
Mel shoots the crowd a little grin.
Rebel: That's right folks, Southern Rebellion Wrestling is no longer a women's only wrestling company but an intergender promotion that will test my roster to it's fullest ability. If we truly are as good as we say we are, this won't matter in the slightest. The boys may be bigger, but I've been kicking the shit out of men well over 250 lbs. most of my career with the might of Thor's hammer right here!
She raises her right fist up a bit for the fans, indicating what "Thor's Hammer" actually is.
Rebel: Going forward, my company will represent equal opportunity for any and all, don't matter your gender, skin color, religion, preferences, or otherwise. You wanna' be known as the best? Step into my ring and prove it!
With that, Mel tosses the microphone to the attendant outside the ring as her music hits again. She drops down, rolls out, and exits ringside shortly thereafter.
Spazz: Wait wwwwwhhhhhat?
Koss: Another surprise tonight! SRW is going Intergender! This should increase the options for talent to get work for sure!
ANNOUNCEMENT
Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" hit's the house P/A as the Rebel limps out onto the stage using a baseball bat for a cane. She gets a round of applause from the crowd for her performance earlier. Looking a bit battered and rough, with one eye blackened and her nose bruised and taped, Mel looked as if she'd seen a nice little war. No longer in her ring gear, she sports civilian attire consisting of a satin red suit jacket, black t-shirt, blue jeans, and her favorite motorcycle boots. With a microphone in hand, she heads straight down the aisle to ringside, slides into the ring and gets to her feet. Getting to business is swift and quick as she's quick to address the crowd.
Rebel: In all the excitement, I almost forgot to announce a change in SRW's policies with regards to the talent that works here. You see, many of these ladies I consider to be the very best in the wrestling business today. They can fight anyone and keep up. I've been fighting in other promotions, proving my mettle and one thing that most companies do that mine does not, is allow intergender wrestling.
Mel shoots the crowd a little grin.
Rebel: That's right folks, Southern Rebellion Wrestling is no longer a women's only wrestling company but an intergender promotion that will test my roster to it's fullest ability. If we truly are as good as we say we are, this won't matter in the slightest. The boys may be bigger, but I've been kicking the shit out of men well over 250 lbs. most of my career with the might of Thor's hammer right here!
She raises her right fist up a bit for the fans, indicating what "Thor's Hammer" actually is.
Rebel: Going forward, my company will represent equal opportunity for any and all, don't matter your gender, skin color, religion, preferences, or otherwise. You wanna' be known as the best? Step into my ring and prove it!
With that, Mel tosses the microphone to the attendant outside the ring as her music hits again. She drops down, rolls out, and exits ringside shortly thereafter.
Spazz: Wait wwwwwhhhhhat?
Koss: Another surprise tonight! SRW is going Intergender! This should increase the options for talent to get work for sure!
CHRISTINA ZDUNICH VS BIANCA DAVIS
Jenny Beck: WE GOT ANOTHER CALIFORNIA, LOS ANGELES NATIVE COMING DOWN TO THE RING!!!
"Meganerd" by YTcracker Entrance Description: "Meganerd" by YTcracker begins to blast all across the speakers as it does so Christina Rose makes her way from the back curtain with a huge grin on her face. Christina smiles as she blows kisses to the crowd as she makes her way down to the ring. She slaps the outstretched hands of all of the roaring fans. She quickly slides into the ring and kips up to her feet as she waves her hands in the air getting the crowd behind her. She jumps around a bit as she tosses her eye glasses to the side.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-FIVE AND ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS, CRYSTAL Z, THE BLOSSOMING ONE, CCCHHHRRRRIIIISTINNNAAA ZZZDDDUUUNNNIIICCCHHHH!!!
*MIXED CROWD POP!!*
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT... FROM MALI-BOO-BOO! CALIFORNIA...
"Something New" by Girls Aloud hits over the public address system, as the fans begin to boo loudly as the lights dim and a lone spotlight hits over the entrance way. As out from the back walking while doing her trademark beauty pagent wave is none other than The Queen B herself. She stops and poses arrogantly at the top of the ramp as the spotlight follows her down she keeps up her wave but staying far in the center to avoid the fans hands. As she then begins to point and giggle at them. She keeps up her supermodel-like strut down to the ring returning to giving the pageant wave as she then climbs up the stairs and puts her hands on her hips ordering the ref to lower the rope for her. As she enters under the bottom rope she poses arrogantly in the center of the ring before giving off her wave as she soaks in the boos.
Jenny Beck: AT FIVE-NINE AND ONE-TWENTY-SIX, THE QUEEN B, BBBIIIAANNNCCCAAA DDDAAAVVVIIISS!!!!
*HUGE HEEL JEER!*
Upon the ring of the ringing of the bell, it was clear the fans were more behind Crystal Z than the Queen B as they chanted, "KICK HER ASS, CRYSTAL! KICK HER ASS!" over and over! Bianca waves them off as she and Crystal circle. Two dirty players of the game that knows the tricks of the trade well, approaching each other with caution. Bianca slowly backs up towards the ropes as Crystal gets closer and closer until finally Crystal goes for a grapple and Bianca ties them both up in the ropes while saying "Nononononononono!" The referee is forced to break them up and as she does so, Bianca spits in Crystal's eye from over the ref's shoulder. Using the distraction to her fullest, she moves in with blistering chops, driving Crystal back, then boots her in the gut and hits an elbow right across the back of her neck, driving them both down onto the canvas! Bianca proceeds to batter and bash the back of Crystals neck, working it over while keeping her down until the referee was able to pull her back and issue a warning.
However as Crystal gets to her feet, Bianca rushes in with a knee to the head and a falling neckbreaker follow up, then hooks the legs for a pin with all her weight on Crystal's neck and shoulders. Crystal kicks out at two with Bianca complaining to the referee for a slow count. She gathers Crystal up and tosses her to the nearest corner, then runs at her only to get a boot in the face! Crystal pushes up on the ropes and follows up with a flying MYSTERIORANA, hooking the leg on impact for a pin but only getting a two count. Both get to their feet and now Crystal is on the offensive, driving Bianca back into the corner where she lights her up with kicks and chops, then grabs two handfulls of hair and hair tosses her out of the corner to the middle of the ring! Bianca slowly gets to her feet and ducks out of the way of a Flashing Lights kick, dropping and rolling out of the ring, dropping down and rolling under the ring apron. Crystal goes to the outside and wanders around the ring until suddenly a hand pops out from under the apron and pulls her underneath. The apron shifts and shutters as it's clear a fight was happening underneath the ring. Parts of the canvas even pop up underneath a very confused referee's feet!
Bianca emerges first with spatters of blood on her face and hands, pulling out Crystal Z who's forehead is clearly split open and blood running down her face! There's a wrench in one of Bianca's hands, which she's quick to drop before the ref sees it and then tosses Crystal back into the ring. She slides in after, hooking both legs for the pin but gets a 2.99999 kickout. Gathering Crystal's head, she screams at her, "WHY WON'T YOU LOSE LIKE A GOOD GIRL ALREADY?! YOU'VE ALREADY LOST IDIOT!" As she does this, she bashes Crystal's head into the canvas repeatedly. It's at that point, however, that the rest of the Zdunich clan rushes down to ringside and drives out Bianca Davis! The interference, however, costs Christina Zdunich the match as the Referee motions for the DQ bell the moment Zenna shoves Bianca off of Crystal!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION - BIANCA DAVIS!!!!
"Meganerd" by YTcracker Entrance Description: "Meganerd" by YTcracker begins to blast all across the speakers as it does so Christina Rose makes her way from the back curtain with a huge grin on her face. Christina smiles as she blows kisses to the crowd as she makes her way down to the ring. She slaps the outstretched hands of all of the roaring fans. She quickly slides into the ring and kips up to her feet as she waves her hands in the air getting the crowd behind her. She jumps around a bit as she tosses her eye glasses to the side.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-FIVE AND ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS, CRYSTAL Z, THE BLOSSOMING ONE, CCCHHHRRRRIIIISTINNNAAA ZZZDDDUUUNNNIIICCCHHHH!!!
*MIXED CROWD POP!!*
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT... FROM MALI-BOO-BOO! CALIFORNIA...
"Something New" by Girls Aloud hits over the public address system, as the fans begin to boo loudly as the lights dim and a lone spotlight hits over the entrance way. As out from the back walking while doing her trademark beauty pagent wave is none other than The Queen B herself. She stops and poses arrogantly at the top of the ramp as the spotlight follows her down she keeps up her wave but staying far in the center to avoid the fans hands. As she then begins to point and giggle at them. She keeps up her supermodel-like strut down to the ring returning to giving the pageant wave as she then climbs up the stairs and puts her hands on her hips ordering the ref to lower the rope for her. As she enters under the bottom rope she poses arrogantly in the center of the ring before giving off her wave as she soaks in the boos.
Jenny Beck: AT FIVE-NINE AND ONE-TWENTY-SIX, THE QUEEN B, BBBIIIAANNNCCCAAA DDDAAAVVVIIISS!!!!
*HUGE HEEL JEER!*
Upon the ring of the ringing of the bell, it was clear the fans were more behind Crystal Z than the Queen B as they chanted, "KICK HER ASS, CRYSTAL! KICK HER ASS!" over and over! Bianca waves them off as she and Crystal circle. Two dirty players of the game that knows the tricks of the trade well, approaching each other with caution. Bianca slowly backs up towards the ropes as Crystal gets closer and closer until finally Crystal goes for a grapple and Bianca ties them both up in the ropes while saying "Nononononononono!" The referee is forced to break them up and as she does so, Bianca spits in Crystal's eye from over the ref's shoulder. Using the distraction to her fullest, she moves in with blistering chops, driving Crystal back, then boots her in the gut and hits an elbow right across the back of her neck, driving them both down onto the canvas! Bianca proceeds to batter and bash the back of Crystals neck, working it over while keeping her down until the referee was able to pull her back and issue a warning.
However as Crystal gets to her feet, Bianca rushes in with a knee to the head and a falling neckbreaker follow up, then hooks the legs for a pin with all her weight on Crystal's neck and shoulders. Crystal kicks out at two with Bianca complaining to the referee for a slow count. She gathers Crystal up and tosses her to the nearest corner, then runs at her only to get a boot in the face! Crystal pushes up on the ropes and follows up with a flying MYSTERIORANA, hooking the leg on impact for a pin but only getting a two count. Both get to their feet and now Crystal is on the offensive, driving Bianca back into the corner where she lights her up with kicks and chops, then grabs two handfulls of hair and hair tosses her out of the corner to the middle of the ring! Bianca slowly gets to her feet and ducks out of the way of a Flashing Lights kick, dropping and rolling out of the ring, dropping down and rolling under the ring apron. Crystal goes to the outside and wanders around the ring until suddenly a hand pops out from under the apron and pulls her underneath. The apron shifts and shutters as it's clear a fight was happening underneath the ring. Parts of the canvas even pop up underneath a very confused referee's feet!
Bianca emerges first with spatters of blood on her face and hands, pulling out Crystal Z who's forehead is clearly split open and blood running down her face! There's a wrench in one of Bianca's hands, which she's quick to drop before the ref sees it and then tosses Crystal back into the ring. She slides in after, hooking both legs for the pin but gets a 2.99999 kickout. Gathering Crystal's head, she screams at her, "WHY WON'T YOU LOSE LIKE A GOOD GIRL ALREADY?! YOU'VE ALREADY LOST IDIOT!" As she does this, she bashes Crystal's head into the canvas repeatedly. It's at that point, however, that the rest of the Zdunich clan rushes down to ringside and drives out Bianca Davis! The interference, however, costs Christina Zdunich the match as the Referee motions for the DQ bell the moment Zenna shoves Bianca off of Crystal!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION - BIANCA DAVIS!!!!
Spazz: Are you fuckin' kidding me? They cost her the match!
Koss: After she'd been drug under the ring and beaten who knows how badly by a devious Bianca Davis!
Spazz: Yeah that was bullshit. How come the Ref didn't just call that shit then and there?
Koss: I'd wager confusion. You don't see people get pulled under the ring that often afterall.
BACKSTAGE
We cut backstage where we find one Psycho Maguire...."Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I bae wantin’ this match since I lost it. It has taken me a fuckin’ yaer, tirtaen months tae get haer. Andre Hernandez took it from me jess before th’ comp’ny bae changin’ its name an’ i never saw her again! She held it fer whot saemed like forever before Juliet Black took it from her. Then Juliet lost an’ she got th’ chance tae get it back…
She pauses, her right hand pointing to her chest.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: But I never did.
She reaches into a bag just off to her left and picks up her phone.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Malaya Diosa, Kate Steele, Lluvia Cane, Tracy Dixon, Wendy House, Wendy House a second time, Jennifer Williams, Christina Zdunich, Talia Areano, Cherry Deville, Christina Zdunich a second time, Kate Steele a second time, Jessica Jackson and Juliet in her re-match…
She nods and sets the phone back into the bag.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: After all of that, after waiting for tirtaen months, I finally get whot I should have had a long time ago an’ tha is a chance tae get back whot was originally mine! The Southern Rebellion Pro Hardcore Championship!
She glares down at the phone in the bag.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha list, it shouldna bae tha long tae say tha many were given chance before I was but it is an’ I had tae watch people like Wendy House and Kate Steele get more than one chance when i couldna seven get a damn sniff!
Her gaze moves back up to the camera, anger radiating from her eyes.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Five fuckin’ bookers an’ I may as well have nay aeven worked haer as soon as Andrea baet me fer tha championship an’ then she went an’ better daeled this place at her first opportunity. Juliet Black begs fer competition an’ it takes a fuckin’ yaer fer ya tae finally…
As she trails off, she looks to the sky, both hands balled into tight, angry fists.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Finally come tae me!
Again, her gaze moves back to the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: If ye wanted some competition fer Juliet, all ye had tae do was come an’ ask...
She nods grimly.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I’ve nay come this far tae jess lay down fer Juliet. Two tattooed Irish lasses ready tae go as far as we bae naedin’ tae go! Juliet an’ I will show the world whot she really bae meanin’ when she says Emerald Death House!
She steps up closer to the camera, making her own extreme close-up.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: It bae time tae show everyone whot hardcore raelly fuckin’ looks like!
Cut to ringside
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK (C) VS PSYCHO MAGUIRE
We cut to Jenny Beck standing in a ring filled with and surrounded by weapons. She herself has a baseball bat propped on her shoulder.... you know, just in case!
Jenny Beck: NEXT UP IS THE BATTLE OF IRELAND!! THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A HARDCORE MATCH, WHICH MEANS THE RULES CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM DUBLIN....
With AFI's "I Hope You Suffer" blasting over the speakers, Juliet swaggers down the ramp with the lower half of her face covered in a skull jaw bandana, trash talking anyone who looks at her wrong. She’s no nonsense in her approach except for the constant shit talking.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-EIGHT AND WEIGHING A BUCK THIRTY, THE HARDCORE CHAMPION, JJJJUULLLIIIIEEETTTT BBBLAAACCKK!!
*HUGE MIXED POP FROM THE CROWD!*
Jenny Beck: AAAND THE CHALLENGER!!! THE DUBLANDER FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA....
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Slipknot's “Psychosocial” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly. She promptly heads down to the ring and slides in looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.
Jenny Beck: NEXT UP IS THE BATTLE OF IRELAND!! THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A HARDCORE MATCH, WHICH MEANS THE RULES CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM DUBLIN....
With AFI's "I Hope You Suffer" blasting over the speakers, Juliet swaggers down the ramp with the lower half of her face covered in a skull jaw bandana, trash talking anyone who looks at her wrong. She’s no nonsense in her approach except for the constant shit talking.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-EIGHT AND WEIGHING A BUCK THIRTY, THE HARDCORE CHAMPION, JJJJUULLLIIIIEEETTTT BBBLAAACCKK!!
*HUGE MIXED POP FROM THE CROWD!*
Jenny Beck: AAAND THE CHALLENGER!!! THE DUBLANDER FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA....
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Slipknot's “Psychosocial” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly. She promptly heads down to the ring and slides in looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-ONE AND ONE-OH-FIVE, "PPPPSSSYYYYCCCCCHHHHOOO!" SAOIRSE MMMMAAAAGGGGUUUUUIIIIIRRRREEE!!!
Oddly enough the two do not start out swinging weapons but instead tear into each other with bare hands! Despite the height and obvious strength advantage Juliet has over Psycho, the challenger is able to match her well enough in a straight brawl. She even manages to send Juliet through the ropes to the floor outside! Juliet gets up in time to catch a full body suicide dive from Psycho! As Juliet recovers, Psycho picks up a chair and nails her with a blow so hard that Juliet spins around and falls across the announce table! Psycho then punishes her right in front of Koss and Spazz with several brutal chair shots to the back, then opens the chair, sets it down and looks as if she's ready to drive Juliet's skull into the steel but the Hardcore Champ manages to shove her back into the apron! Psycho comes back and eats a spinning back kick that snaps her head back and spins her around in a way that her head bounces off the steel chair on the way to the floor!
Juliet then gathers up a bundle of light tubes leaned against the nearby time keeper's table, raises them up and smashes them across Psycho's back! Streaks of blood run down the challenger's back as Black tosses the remains, then reaches and gathers a beer bottle up from a fan. As Psycho gets to her feet, Juliet poors the beer over her head and cracks the bottle across the back of her skull so hard that blood is quickly seen running down the sides of Psycho's face!
With a sinister smile, Juliet then reaches under the ring and pulls out a classic stable of professional wrestling, a barbwire wrapped baseball bat. She pulls out a small zippo lighter fluid can from the back pocket of her tights, pours it all over the end of the bat, then pulls a match from her other pocket, lights it with her boot, and lights the barbwire bat on fire. At that point, Psycho had managed to pull herself up using the ring steps. In the process she manages to dislodge them slightly...
Juliet rushes in with her flaming weapon, Psycho sees her coming out of the corner of her eye, yanks the top half of the ring steps off and slams them right into Juliet's gut. The flaming bat falls at her feet. Psycho drops the step down, boots Juliet in the gut a second time and drops her with a DDT right on the steel! She then gathers the flaming bat and starts to batter, Juliet's back, burning her while also cutting her up with the hot barbwire! Juliet cries out sharply, rolling around as the pain makes her more alert despite the daze from the DDT! She manages to trip Psycho up, sending her falling back on a garbage bag full of god knows what, though apparently a sharp point stabs into her back as she cries out in pain and surprise, rolling away from the bag with a small slice in her shoulder blade! The baseball bat goes clattering off, the flame already dying out.
Battered, bruised, and bleeding from a few places, The champion rises up with an angry snarl. Gathering the trash bag up, we can hear the rattling of cans and other metal implements which Juliet twirls around and proceeds to batter and beat Psycho with it over and over until it bursts open to reveal several bits of aluminum cans in varying stages of damage. Juliet then goes underneat the ring apron to pull out an odd, folding table with barbwire, a glass sheet, and more than a few three prong european plugs glued to the top! She sets it up with a sinister grin, gathering Psycho up and sitting her on the apron, then climbing up. She pulls her up only for Psycho to surprise her with a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES TO THE FACE! Juliet doesn't fall, held up by an arm and leg hooked in the ropes. Psycho grins and slips into the ring, then backs up, watching and waiting as Juliet slowly pulls herself to, gripping the ropes and not noticing her perfect placement over the table....
Psycho hops forward with a spin and hits Juliet with THE GEALTACHTA!!!! Juliet's head snaps back and she flies back through the glass and wood table, getting cut up by barbwire and glass, while three European plugs are buried in her back! In the ring, Psycho takes a moment to catch her breath, then backs up and hits a diving suicide plancha on her downed foe in the wreckage, then crawls over her for the 1-2-3!!!
WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION - SAOIRSE MAGUIRE!!!!
Spazz: That was fuckin' brutal.... and I LOVED IT!!!
Koss: Dirty pool is the name of the game in Hardcore, but goddamn, Psycho lived up to her name for sure!
Spazz: It was her gold first, she'd been denied a rematch. I'd pull whatever the fuck it takes too!
Juliet then gathers up a bundle of light tubes leaned against the nearby time keeper's table, raises them up and smashes them across Psycho's back! Streaks of blood run down the challenger's back as Black tosses the remains, then reaches and gathers a beer bottle up from a fan. As Psycho gets to her feet, Juliet poors the beer over her head and cracks the bottle across the back of her skull so hard that blood is quickly seen running down the sides of Psycho's face!
With a sinister smile, Juliet then reaches under the ring and pulls out a classic stable of professional wrestling, a barbwire wrapped baseball bat. She pulls out a small zippo lighter fluid can from the back pocket of her tights, pours it all over the end of the bat, then pulls a match from her other pocket, lights it with her boot, and lights the barbwire bat on fire. At that point, Psycho had managed to pull herself up using the ring steps. In the process she manages to dislodge them slightly...
Juliet rushes in with her flaming weapon, Psycho sees her coming out of the corner of her eye, yanks the top half of the ring steps off and slams them right into Juliet's gut. The flaming bat falls at her feet. Psycho drops the step down, boots Juliet in the gut a second time and drops her with a DDT right on the steel! She then gathers the flaming bat and starts to batter, Juliet's back, burning her while also cutting her up with the hot barbwire! Juliet cries out sharply, rolling around as the pain makes her more alert despite the daze from the DDT! She manages to trip Psycho up, sending her falling back on a garbage bag full of god knows what, though apparently a sharp point stabs into her back as she cries out in pain and surprise, rolling away from the bag with a small slice in her shoulder blade! The baseball bat goes clattering off, the flame already dying out.
Battered, bruised, and bleeding from a few places, The champion rises up with an angry snarl. Gathering the trash bag up, we can hear the rattling of cans and other metal implements which Juliet twirls around and proceeds to batter and beat Psycho with it over and over until it bursts open to reveal several bits of aluminum cans in varying stages of damage. Juliet then goes underneat the ring apron to pull out an odd, folding table with barbwire, a glass sheet, and more than a few three prong european plugs glued to the top! She sets it up with a sinister grin, gathering Psycho up and sitting her on the apron, then climbing up. She pulls her up only for Psycho to surprise her with a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES TO THE FACE! Juliet doesn't fall, held up by an arm and leg hooked in the ropes. Psycho grins and slips into the ring, then backs up, watching and waiting as Juliet slowly pulls herself to, gripping the ropes and not noticing her perfect placement over the table....
Psycho hops forward with a spin and hits Juliet with THE GEALTACHTA!!!! Juliet's head snaps back and she flies back through the glass and wood table, getting cut up by barbwire and glass, while three European plugs are buried in her back! In the ring, Psycho takes a moment to catch her breath, then backs up and hits a diving suicide plancha on her downed foe in the wreckage, then crawls over her for the 1-2-3!!!
WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION - SAOIRSE MAGUIRE!!!!
Spazz: That was fuckin' brutal.... and I LOVED IT!!!
Koss: Dirty pool is the name of the game in Hardcore, but goddamn, Psycho lived up to her name for sure!
Spazz: It was her gold first, she'd been denied a rematch. I'd pull whatever the fuck it takes too!
IN-RING
We open up from the Rebel Star Arena in Rome Georgia and it is there where we are able to see the one and only Kate Steele. She smiles as she holds her Conquest Championship against her shoulders and she pats her championship as she looks deeply into the lens of the camera.
Kate: Bloody fucking hell… From the bottom of my heart I just want to say how amazing it has been being the Conquest Championship. To be honest I shouldn’t even be the champion right now because I didn’t place in that battle royal. Only through a technicality of somebody leaving the company was I able to take their spot and there earn the right to challenge for this title in their place
Kate grins as she nods her head and continues to speak.
Kate: And what do you fucking know. I walked out as the champion. I beat the unholy hell out of River Chance and I stand before you as the Conquest Champion. It feels really good to be in that position. You have champions in this company who love to open their mouths. Don’t get me wrong I love Zoey but she has been running her mouth how she did this and how she did that. I don’t need to stand in front of a camera to beat my chest just to put myself over. I think I do that enough by simply going down to the ring and submitting bitches right in the middle of the ring. Who else is going to stop me? Let’s be real here…
Kate cracks a wicked grin as she continues to speak.
Kate: And look here we are at the very heart of the south or the eve of America’s Independence Day. To be honest I couldn’t give a flying fuck about July 4th. I am a proud English woman and I am not going to let you all celebrate anything on my watch. Not now and not ever. The only thing that should be celebrated is the day I liberated this title off of River’s dirty hands. She thought she was being a good little girl and showing me respect when I won the title but you think I give a damn about any of that?! No the only thing I care about is me holding this championship and I will be damned if anybody tries to rise up to take this away from me.
Kate nods her head as she continues to speak.
Kate: I guess that brings us to tonight because it seems like I have to step inside the ring with the likes of Rose. Do you think for anything that I am scared?! I don’t give a damn if the woman is an absolute behemoth. She can be 6 feet tall and weigh over 175 pounds. By all means she would fucking break me. she should destroy me because I happen to be like the smallest woman on the roster at 5’2 and only 110 pounds but I don’t give a bloody hell. I will still rise up. Hell there was a time when I even talked shit about Ursula. It was deemed as career suicide. She tossed me around the ring and damn near broke me but guess what?! After I took the ass whooping she has come to respect me and I definitely know how to take my lickings. If I can be in the ring with the likes of Ursula who I think is the most dominant wrestler in this entire company and live to tell the tale. I am by no means afraid of Rose.
Kate looks at the championship.
Kate: As far as I am concerned that’s simply a rose that will be forced to wither away because I am going to wear her down. She might have the power advantage but my size has never been a weakness. I am used to not being the biggest woman in the ring and tonight I will showcase my technical ability. Perhaps I might choke the Bitch out… Perhaps I might break an arm… Perhaps I might just purposely get myself disqualified but in any case you can guarantee one single thing.
Kate smiles wider than ever.
Kate: This title is going to stay right with me where it belongs around this shoulder. If you want to take this away you better come out on all full cylinders because it will be hell before I ever depart from it. See you soon Rose and best of luck you certainly will need it.
With that Kate grins holding her championship high into the air as we fade to elsewhere.
Koss: A promise from the Conquest champion, but can she keep it? Let's find out and see!
Koss: A promise from the Conquest champion, but can she keep it? Let's find out and see!
CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
KATE STEELE (C) VS ROSE
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR JUST ONE FALL! No more, no less... INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM BERKSHIRE ENGLAND...Monster by Paramore begins to blare all across the sound system and as it does Kate Steele along with her husband Teddy begins to emerge from the back curtain. Kate has a huge smile on her face as she flips off at the booing crowd. She begins to sprint down the aisle as she talks trash to the fans.
Kate finally makes it to the ring and she quickly runs up the ring steps as she grabs the turnbuckle as hard as she can. She immediately leap frogs over the ropes and bounces about as the crowd boos her louder.. She closes her eyes placing a single finger over her lips offering the Shhhh sound which all the fans just roar back.. She takes her place in the corner afterwards waiting for the match to begin.
*HUGE POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND THE CHALLENGER.... FROM THE LAND OF NEON LIT EXCESS, LAS VEGAS, NEVADA!!!
As "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J starts all eyes turn to the entrance way as Rose walks out onto the stage and just stares at the ring for a few moments. Rose then threw the a few punches as she walks down slaps hands with fans who put them out.
Once they reach the ring Rose slides in and walks over to the corner and bounces around staring at the champion hard....
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT SIX FEET AND ONE-SEVENTY-FIVE, RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!
*HUGE POP!!!*
The Bell goes Ding and immediately Rose wastes no time, taking the fight right to the champ, tying up and driving her back in the corner. Once there, Rose repeatedly rams her shoulder into Steele, followed by WORKING THE BAG, then pulling her by the arm and into a short arm clothesline! Rose then runs for the ropes and comes back with a leg drop, but Kate rolls out of the way! Rose bounces to her feet and eats a chop, which only seems to piss her off. Kate hits her with another chop, then a spinning heel kick which sends Rose staggering off to one side. Kate backs into the ropes and bursts off with a springboard crossbody block! Rose catches her, turns and powerslams her to the canvas for the first pin of the night, netting a two count!
From there, Rose batters and tosses Kate around like a rag doll around the ring. Kate's forced to roll out of the ring after the fifth effortless toss, quickly staggering around the outside dazed and disoriented. Rose pumps her fists and roars like a beautiful beast in triumph, then drops down to ringside to pursue! Kate does everything in her power to put obstacles in her foe's path, including yanking the time keeper out of his chair and shoving him at Rose, dislodging the ring steps to try and trip her up, and so on. She eventually rolls back into the ring and Rose slides in after her, meeting a series of boots stomping and kicking her upon re-entry. Despite this, Rose manages to get back up just long enough for Kate to boot her in the gut, back up and then hop forward with FLOAT OVER DDT and a pinfall, netting a two count after Rose tosses her off and sits up! Thinking fast, Kate hits a running neck snap on her seated foe, followed by a springboard legdrop and another pin. Once again, Kate's thrown off!
This time Rose gets to her feet with an angry look in her eye as Kate hits the ropes and rebounds towards her. Kate doesn't expect a pair of hands to be waiting to pick her up high over Rose's head however, but thinks fast, slipping off and behind. Rose spins around with a clothesline, but Kate spins around and catches her with a FLOAT OVER NECKBREAKER, followed by locking on THE SIREN'S SONG!!! Rose thrashes around, but in the center of the ring, she's left with only one option.... just before she fades completely in the Triangle Choke, she taps....
WINNER AND STILL CONQUEST CHAMPION - KATE STEELE!!!
Spazz: TAP OR SUH-NAP!
Koss: Rose did everything she could but Kate Steele declared that it's going to take more than an act of Congress to take that belt from her!
THE ARENA PARKING LOT
A pair of motorcycles roll up and in leather jackets and in full ring gear is none other than the SMC Riot Group seated upon the growling steel beasts!
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal: Ladder matches have been good to me. I made a statement and made my name in one in Mile High Wrestling, becoming the first ever Phoenix Champion.
Bandit nods next to her.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And we made a statement in one in EWC, that we would not just be some fly by night pushovers that come in, scream they’re going to be everything to everyone and then run screaming from the palace when stuff doesn’t go their way immediately.
Bullet nods her agreement.
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal: Too many have in every company.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Way too many.
Bullet holds up her championship belt and Bandit does the same.
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal: We have fought through hell to get to these belts. It took us far too long to get to them the first time and far too much mierda to get rid of La Rebelion…
Bandit shakes her head in disgust at the mentioned name.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Didn’t they start as a Trinity?
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal: Who cares?
Bandit almost laughs.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Good point! We just flew all the way from Japan just to make this show and now we are here to make sure everybody knows we’re here!
Bullet nods.
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal: No one will walk away from this show forgetting that the Riot was here!
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Hell is empty…
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal: And the Maidens are here!
Cut to Ringside.
SOUTHERN CROSS TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
THREE-WAY TLC TORNADO TAG MATCH
SMC RIOT GROUP (C) VS HOUSE OF DIX VS WILDSIDE
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING IS A TRIPLE THREAT TLC MATCH FOR THE SOUTHERN CROSS TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHAMPIONS...
The siren sounds and the almost chanted vocals of Hell Yeah's "Start-A-Riot" begin screaming out.
“S-t-a-r-t-a-r-i-o-t! S-T-A-R-T-A-R-I-O-T!”
As the riff kicks in, Aoife “Banshee” Maguire leads Alex “Bullet” Carbajal and Jackie “Bandit” Layton through the entryway. As the three pause, Bullet shadow boxes while Bandit starts jumping up and down excitedly. Banshee starts forward, the others following right behind her, Bullet walking with laser focus on the ring while Bandit almost skips next to her. The three reach the ringside area and Bullet nods. All three get in the ring and step to the center raising a fist in the air.
Jenny Beck: AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF TWO-FIFTY-FIVE, BULLET AND BANDIT OF THE SMC RRRRIIIIOOOOTTT GRRROUP!!!
*HUGE CROWD POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND THE FIRST TEAM OF CHALLENGERS!!!
"Jump Around" by House of Pain sounds as Tracy Dix and Wendy House step out, pumping fists to the crowd and the music. They quickly run down to the ring, slide in, and get right in the champion's faces! The referee has to move in to quickly separate them!
Jenny Beck: AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF THREE-OH-FIVE, WINDY HOUSE AND TRACY DIXON, THE HOUSE OF DIX!!
Crowd: HOUSE OF DIX! POUND FOR POUND! HOUSE OF DIX! POUND FOR POUND!!!!
Jenny Beck: AND LAST BUT SURE AS HELL NOT LEAST!!!
Motley Crue’s “Wildside” starts up and the members of Wildside, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich along with their manager, Maja Lindström, make their way out of the entryway and down the aisle. They enter the ring and raises their arms as the crowd cheers them on.
Jenny Beck: AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF TWO-SEVENTY, SELEANA AND ZENNA ZDUNICH, THA' WWWWIIIILLLLDDDDSSSSIIIIDDDEE!!
Jenny headbangs to the song along with the Zdunich's.
The bell sounds and House charges at Bandit. Bullet moves so that they catch House together and toss her over the top to the floor. Seleana and Zenna move in together and Dixon catches both of them with a clothesline simultaneously. Both Zdunich Sisters go down like they’ve been shot. Bullet runs over and throws a big forearms shot to the side of the head. Dixon stumbles and Bullet drops to all fours in front of her. Bandit runs over and hits poetry in motion that knocks Dixon down. Seleana dn Zenna get to their feet as House grabs a chair on the floor. He shrugs and tosses it into the ring before looking for other fun toys to play with. Bandit catches the chair and turns to face the others. She grins at Bullet and tosses her the chair. Bullet holds it up as they wait for Dixon to stand. Bandit nods, runs over and kicks the chair just as Dixon stands, turning it into a Van Daminator.
Dixon goes down, now bleeding from the shot to the face. Zenna catches the chair as Bullet loses it on impact and cracks Bullet in the back with it. Bullet stumbles and falls to one knee. Bandit jumps up and tries for a kick on the chair again but Zenna spain and Bandit goes by her. Zenna keeps the spin and blasts Bandit in the back while Seleana hits a ddt on Bullet. HOuse continues to look around and then starts laughing. She reaches under the ring, pushes a couple of things aside and comes out with a fire extinguisher. Seleana walks over to see what’s going on and House sprays her full on in the face with the extinguisher. Seleana staggers back, blinded.
House tosses the empty extinguisher aside and grabs a ladder. As she starts to get it into the ring, Zenna runs over and skateboards the chair into a baseball slide Van Daminator to the ladder into House’s face. Zenna slides out to the floor and grabs the ladder. She shoves it into the ring and then starts looking under the ring. Seleana grabs the ladder, having cleared her eyes, and sets it up. She starts to climb, making it halfway up before Bullet and Bandit get to their feet. Bullet gets the chair and sets it up two feet behind the ladder and Seleana. Bandit runs over, springs off the chair to the ropes and then back into a moonsult that smashes Seleana against the ladder. Bandit falls to the mat after the triple jump moonsault while Seleana dangles on the ladder. Bullet picks up the chair, folds it back up and cracks Seleana in the back with it. Seleana bounces off the ladder and then plummets to the mat bleeding from her face.
House looks up from the floor and checks to find herself bleeding from the face as well. Zenna pulls two tables out from under the ring and then finds another chair. House crawls under the ring while Zenna dives into the ring. She and Bullet nod to each other and start dueling with the chairs. Bullet wins the first clash and hits Zena in the back. Dixon staggers up and Bullet cracks her over the head. Dixon falls back down and Zenna comes back for round two. They duel again, this time, Zenna wins and hits Bullet in the face. Bullet goes down, bleeding like the others. Zenna Nods and turns just in time for Bandit to give her a springboard kick Van Daminator. Zenna goes down now bleeding as well.
Bandit looks up and heads to the ladder. She starts climbing, heading to the top. Dixon gets to her feet and clubs Bandit in the back. She turns and powerbombs Bandit off the ladder onto a chair. Dixon tries to climb but Seleana and Zenna stand and grab the two chairs. They rear back and give Dixon a con-chair-to on the ladder that knocks the big woman free. She falls to the mat and lands next to Bandit. Bandit rolls to the floor. House pops out from under the ring and cracks Bandit in the face with a wrench before squirting her with a spray bottle. Bandit flops over on the floor, now bleeding the wrench shot. House scoots back under the ring.
Bullet gets up and punches Seleana and then Zenna. She starts to go to the ladder but Seleana pulls her away and throws her to the floor through the ropes. Dixon gets up and grabs Zenna, pulling her to the corner. Seleana goes after her while Bullet and Bandit get to their feet on the floor. They pick up the first table and set it up. Then they grab the second table and set it up on top of the first, making a nice stack. Bullet and Bandit dive into the ring. They go to fight with the Zduncih Sisters and eventually swing around the ladder on either side. House pops out from under the ring and starts to spray stuff onto the tables, disappearing abc under the ring as fast as she appeared. Dixon goes up to the ladder and starts to climb. As she reaches the top, Bullet and Bandit knock Seleana sndf Zenna down. House pops out and casually lights the stack on fire. Just as she does so, Bullet and Bandit lift the ladder. Dixon flies over the top rope backwards and crashes through the flaming stack of tables.
House stands up on the floor in shock to have just seen her own partner crash through the tables. Zenna runs over and leaps out over the top onto House. Bullet resets the ladder so that it’s flat and basically a ramp. Bandit nods and then runs over to the ladder, running up and then springboarding off into the Snowbird Splash onto House and Zenna on the floor. Bullet tries to grab the ladder and just as she gets it vertical and open, House staggers up and swipes at her before falling to her knees. Bullet slides out to the floor and starts to pull House up only to take a low shot from her. Bandit comes back and House kicks her low. Zenna comes over and hits the Family Tradition off the edge of the ring onto the floor on House. Seleana sets up the ladder and climbs to the top, retrieving the belts.
Seleana and Zenna both stare at the belts in disbelief before holding them up in triumph. Bullet and Bandit stagger to their feet on the floor, equally dumbfounded at what they see as Wildside celebrates their victory.
WINNER AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - WILDSIDE!!!!
Koss: Wildside has FINALLY made their ultimate goal in SRW true!!!
Spazz: They been fighting for those tag belts since we were Space faring motherfuckers!
Koss: Yeah and after a year of effort and hard work, it's finally paid off for Wildside and I couldn't be happier!
BACKSTAGE
The camera opens on B-Brat and Halo standing together in a hallway, B-Brat practically bouncing off the walls in front of her wife, Halo.B-Brat: Yo, yo, yo! Let me speak on this right here!
She turns and slaps the championship belt that Halo is holding.
B-Brat: Look at what we got right here! We got us the Southern Rebellion Pro Ascendant Champion!
Halo holds the belt up for the world to see.
B-Brat: And tonight, she gets to face somebody she’s been wanting to face for… well, since she got into the sport!
Halo nods, lowering the championship so that the belt lands over her left shoulder.
Halo: Katie Montes is somebody that I have watched and thought to myself, she, she can do this shit. She’s from Tennessee, she came from nothing and every time she turns around half the world is seemingly standing against her! She’s climbed mountaintops, gotten knocked all the way back down and sometimes even tried to bury herself and yet, here she is, standing before me as my first defense after I scaled the impossible mountains and brought down Ursula Von Rossbach!
B-Brat shakes her head in seeming awe.
B-Brat: Damn…
Halo nods to her wife.
Halo: Damn right! The only other person here who could say they beat Ursula to take a championship is Zoey Madigan-Star! You don’t get better company than that and I will do my damndest to make sure I earn my spot in that exclusive club! Katie Montes is a damn worthy opponent that too many people sleep on because they think they know her story and have the right to judge…
She pulls the belt off her shoulder and glares into the camera.
Halo: Katie Montes has been through more, survived more, had her career declared dead so many times, she should change her last name to Myers or Voorhees and start wearing a mask because she is the Shape that makes everybody shit their pants in terror! That woman has been second guessed so many times, you’d think she’d have just gone and jumped into the damn sea and let the sharks have her and she might have even thought about it but that just means the fact that she is standing here right now, tonight, to challenge me for this championship mean that much more! People tried to take her down and now I’m the one she’s gonna rumble with and prove all of those people wrong all over again! If she beats me, it’s a culmination of a comeback years in the making!
She nods to the camera while B-Brat nods repeatedly right alongside her.
Halo: If I beat her, it’s a bump in the road for her that she can easily overcome while for me, it’s a damn coronation! I take my place as one of the elite in this company and cement myself in that level ain’t nobody said a dirt poor, high school dropout, G.E.D.-having, barely trained, Tennessee basic bitch like me with an overdosed mother and a money-grubbing gambing addict father would ever achieve!
She holds up the championship again.
Halo: Here we stand, Katie, let’s walk our happy asses into immortality together!
B-Brat nods.
B-Brat: Y’all heard!!!!
We cut back to ringside.
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
HALO (C) VS KATIE MONTES
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION FROM HOLLYWOOD HILLS, CALIFORN-I-A!!!
Life of Agony’s “Lost At 22” starts up and B-Brat walks out, smirking and twirling what looks like a long necklace as the crowd boos the second generation star. Halo follows behind her looking stoic and simply ready to go seemingly paying the boo birds no attention at all. B-Brat takes her sweet time getting to the ring making sure she milks all the attention she possibly can as she drinks everything in. She makes her way up the steps and slips through the ropes effortlessly, Halo following right behind her. They take the center of the ring and B-Brat walks up to the ropes, flashing hand signals to the crowd as Halo stands behind her, simply raising her right fist to the sky. B-Brat steps back and smacks Halo on the belly, pointing to her as Halo simply stands tall, ready for war.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-TEN AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE-FORTY-FOUR, HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLOOOOOO!!!
*HUGE FACE POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND THE CHALLENGER....
"You can't stop what's divine, no. So why in the hell are you tryin' for? The Cayenne flow got you dyin' slow, 'cause my info got the Zion glow. They don't like seein' Tecca the N9ne go."
Out walks Katie Montes, to a chorus of massive boos. Not a soul in the arena wants anything to do with Katie, and Katie knows it. She keeps her eyes focused on the ring. No posing, no crowd interaction, nothing except walking to the ring.
Montes reaches ringside before pausing her stride. The boos don't waver. They'll never waver. Montes slides into the ring side first before simply lying there for a couple seconds. Katie sits up as the chorus hits.
"Yeah, yeah. This is called disparagement. Yeah, yeah. This is called disparagement. Yeah, yeah, but they really love this arrogance, and now my angel flair is sent to give you that embarrassment."
Montes gets to her feet and walks to a neutral corner, letting "Disparagement" fade out.
Jenny Beck: "FROM MALI-BOO-BOO, CALIFORNIA... Damn should've used the Battle of California here too... STANDING AT FIVE-FOUR AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE-THIRTY, IT'S KATIE MMMMOOOONNTTTTEEESSSS!!!"
*Modest Crowd POP!*
The bell sounds and the two women step out to the middle of the ring. They shake hands and then lock-up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Halo powers the much shorter woman in the corner na then sets for a reverse knife-edge chop. Katie ducks it and jumps up into a crucifix pin attempt. Halo uses her foot to push it into a Samoan drop but Katie manages to roll it over into a crucifix pin anyway.
Halo kicks out.
As they get to their feet, Katie gets in a basement dropkick to the knees. Halo stumbles to her knees and Katie hits another dropkick, this time to the face. Halo tumbles over onto her back and Katie hits a jumping elbow drop before trying for the cover.
Halo kicks out.
Katie stars upa nd Halo pulls her in to an inside cradle.
Katie Reverses.
Halo kicks out.
Katie gets to her feet and ryan to the ropes. She throws herself into a flying crossbody attempt. Halo catches her. The taller woman steps forward and then hits a throw fallaway slam. Katie flies over and lands near the ropes. Halo gets to her feet and Katie jumps up, going for a springboard forearm smash. Halo tries to catch her and does so, taking Katie down for a Fujiwara armbar. She tries to go into Halo On Fire but Katie rolls with it and ends cradling Halo instead.
Halo kicks out.
Katie runs to the ropes and comes off with a whisper in the wind. Halo goes down and Katie runs back to the corner. Halo egst to her feet and Katie comes off with a springboard roundhouse kick that floors Halo. Katie jumps on top for the cover.
Halo gets a shoulder up.
Katie backs up and tries for a running curbstomp but Halo rolls out of the way. Katie goes to the corner and jumps off, hitting a dragonrana.
Halo kicks out.
Katie pulls Halo up and looks for a discus forearm. Halo catches her arm and turns it into 2 Minutes 2 Midnight. Katie starts up and Halo runs to the ropes to jump off and hit the Rattlehead ddt. She hooks Katie’s leg.
Katie kicks out.
Halo pulls Katie up and Irish whips her into the corner. Katie hits hard and Halo runs over to take her into the Hung Out To Dry. Katie cries out in pain as Halo hangs on the ropes, pulling all of Katie’s extremities. She releases just before the referee disqualifies her and goes for the Rattlehead again. Katie moves and Halo lands and goes for a ddt again, Katie rolls into a cradle.
Halo kicks out.
The two rise and Katie gets in a kick and then tries for a ddt. Halo reverses into a bridging northern lights suplex.
Katie kicks out.
Halo gets up and tries for the Black 13. Katie moves and gets a drop toehold. She pops up and gets the curbstomp.
Halo gets a shoulder up.
Katie goes up top and comes off for the Phoenix Splash. Halo moves and Katie hits hard. Halo gets up and catches Katie standing up for Black 13.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNER AND STILL ASCENDANT CHAMPION - HALO!!!!
Koss: Halo Retains with Katie Montes giving her one hell of a run for her money!
Spazz: Fuck man, I was rooting for Katie all the way!
Koss: I thought you liked Halo though!
Spazz: They's both hot yo!
Koss: It was no cake walk for Halo. She fought for it.
Spazz: True that!
Life of Agony’s “Lost At 22” starts up and B-Brat walks out, smirking and twirling what looks like a long necklace as the crowd boos the second generation star. Halo follows behind her looking stoic and simply ready to go seemingly paying the boo birds no attention at all. B-Brat takes her sweet time getting to the ring making sure she milks all the attention she possibly can as she drinks everything in. She makes her way up the steps and slips through the ropes effortlessly, Halo following right behind her. They take the center of the ring and B-Brat walks up to the ropes, flashing hand signals to the crowd as Halo stands behind her, simply raising her right fist to the sky. B-Brat steps back and smacks Halo on the belly, pointing to her as Halo simply stands tall, ready for war.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-TEN AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE-FORTY-FOUR, HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLOOOOOO!!!
*HUGE FACE POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND THE CHALLENGER....
"You can't stop what's divine, no. So why in the hell are you tryin' for? The Cayenne flow got you dyin' slow, 'cause my info got the Zion glow. They don't like seein' Tecca the N9ne go."
Out walks Katie Montes, to a chorus of massive boos. Not a soul in the arena wants anything to do with Katie, and Katie knows it. She keeps her eyes focused on the ring. No posing, no crowd interaction, nothing except walking to the ring.
Montes reaches ringside before pausing her stride. The boos don't waver. They'll never waver. Montes slides into the ring side first before simply lying there for a couple seconds. Katie sits up as the chorus hits.
"Yeah, yeah. This is called disparagement. Yeah, yeah. This is called disparagement. Yeah, yeah, but they really love this arrogance, and now my angel flair is sent to give you that embarrassment."
Montes gets to her feet and walks to a neutral corner, letting "Disparagement" fade out.
Jenny Beck: "FROM MALI-BOO-BOO, CALIFORNIA... Damn should've used the Battle of California here too... STANDING AT FIVE-FOUR AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE-THIRTY, IT'S KATIE MMMMOOOONNTTTTEEESSSS!!!"
*Modest Crowd POP!*
The bell sounds and the two women step out to the middle of the ring. They shake hands and then lock-up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Halo powers the much shorter woman in the corner na then sets for a reverse knife-edge chop. Katie ducks it and jumps up into a crucifix pin attempt. Halo uses her foot to push it into a Samoan drop but Katie manages to roll it over into a crucifix pin anyway.
Halo kicks out.
As they get to their feet, Katie gets in a basement dropkick to the knees. Halo stumbles to her knees and Katie hits another dropkick, this time to the face. Halo tumbles over onto her back and Katie hits a jumping elbow drop before trying for the cover.
Halo kicks out.
Katie stars upa nd Halo pulls her in to an inside cradle.
Katie Reverses.
Halo kicks out.
Katie gets to her feet and ryan to the ropes. She throws herself into a flying crossbody attempt. Halo catches her. The taller woman steps forward and then hits a throw fallaway slam. Katie flies over and lands near the ropes. Halo gets to her feet and Katie jumps up, going for a springboard forearm smash. Halo tries to catch her and does so, taking Katie down for a Fujiwara armbar. She tries to go into Halo On Fire but Katie rolls with it and ends cradling Halo instead.
Halo kicks out.
Katie runs to the ropes and comes off with a whisper in the wind. Halo goes down and Katie runs back to the corner. Halo egst to her feet and Katie comes off with a springboard roundhouse kick that floors Halo. Katie jumps on top for the cover.
Halo gets a shoulder up.
Katie backs up and tries for a running curbstomp but Halo rolls out of the way. Katie goes to the corner and jumps off, hitting a dragonrana.
Halo kicks out.
Katie pulls Halo up and looks for a discus forearm. Halo catches her arm and turns it into 2 Minutes 2 Midnight. Katie starts up and Halo runs to the ropes to jump off and hit the Rattlehead ddt. She hooks Katie’s leg.
Katie kicks out.
Halo pulls Katie up and Irish whips her into the corner. Katie hits hard and Halo runs over to take her into the Hung Out To Dry. Katie cries out in pain as Halo hangs on the ropes, pulling all of Katie’s extremities. She releases just before the referee disqualifies her and goes for the Rattlehead again. Katie moves and Halo lands and goes for a ddt again, Katie rolls into a cradle.
Halo kicks out.
The two rise and Katie gets in a kick and then tries for a ddt. Halo reverses into a bridging northern lights suplex.
Katie kicks out.
Halo gets up and tries for the Black 13. Katie moves and gets a drop toehold. She pops up and gets the curbstomp.
Halo gets a shoulder up.
Katie goes up top and comes off for the Phoenix Splash. Halo moves and Katie hits hard. Halo gets up and catches Katie standing up for Black 13.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNER AND STILL ASCENDANT CHAMPION - HALO!!!!
Koss: Halo Retains with Katie Montes giving her one hell of a run for her money!
Spazz: Fuck man, I was rooting for Katie all the way!
Koss: I thought you liked Halo though!
Spazz: They's both hot yo!
Koss: It was no cake walk for Halo. She fought for it.
Spazz: True that!
MAIN EVENT
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP
STEEL CAGE MATCH
ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR (C) VS SAMANTHA TOLSON-ANDERSON
We cut to Jenny Beck standing inside of a steel cage as it finishes lowering down to the ring.
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS, if you haven't guessed by this BIG FUCKING METAL CAGE AROUND ME! THIS IS A STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE QUEEN OF THE SOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP! YOU WIN BY ESCAPING THE CAGE AND HAVING YOUR FEET TOUCH THE GROUND BEFORE YOUR OPPONENT!! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE QUEEN OF THE SOUTH, FROM TRENTON, NJ
The vision of a stage appears on the big screen, the curtains slowly opening and the seats packed. Footsteps are heard as a figure in black walks to center stage, smoke starting to billow up at the top of the ramp while spotlights center upon it. At the same time, someone walks into the middle of the smoke, right beneath the lights. The actual person and the figure on-screen spread their arms wide at the same time as "Theatre" by Icon For Hire starts up, strobes going off in purple and gold as glittering confetti falls from above. Zoey Madigan-Star is followed by the spotlights as she makes her way to the ring, smiling all the way and meeting the hands of the fans on the way to the ring. A few trinkets and bits of merchandise find their way from her hat or robe into the hands of some of the children in attendance before she reaches the ring.
Reaching the steps and ascending, she wipes her soles on the apron and poses with a leg on the middle rope before slipping between the strands and into the ring, moving immediately up onto the turnbuckles, again spreading her arms wide in a welcoming gesture that many of the fans return to her in kind. She flips backwards off the top rope, landing on her feet and dipping into a bow after which she sweeps her cloak off as well as her gloves, moving into one of the neutral corners of the ring in the process. Slowly, her game face takes over and she gets focused on the match to come.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-SEVEN AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE-FOURTY-THREE, THE MAGICAL MADWOMAN HERSELF, ZZZZZOOOOEY MMMAAAADDIIIGGAAAN-SSSSTTTAAARR!!
*INSANE HUGE FACE POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND THE CHALLENGER, FROM JEFFERSON CITY, MISSOURI!!
Lacy Sturm's "The Soldier" plays as out steps the muscular form of one Samantha Anderson who stands at the top of the stage, surveying the crowd while giving her arms a little flex. She then marches down to ringside with purpose in her stride and determination in her eyes. She climbs the steps, slips through the ropes and throws her hands up in the air with a little muscular pose for the crowd!
Jenny Beck: THE PRETTY LIL' MURDER MACHINE, SAM-BAM, SAAAMAAANNNNTTHHHAAA TOLSON-AAAANNNDDDEERRRSSSOOONNN!!
*EVEN 50/50 MIXED POP!*
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS, if you haven't guessed by this BIG FUCKING METAL CAGE AROUND ME! THIS IS A STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE QUEEN OF THE SOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP! YOU WIN BY ESCAPING THE CAGE AND HAVING YOUR FEET TOUCH THE GROUND BEFORE YOUR OPPONENT!! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE QUEEN OF THE SOUTH, FROM TRENTON, NJ
The vision of a stage appears on the big screen, the curtains slowly opening and the seats packed. Footsteps are heard as a figure in black walks to center stage, smoke starting to billow up at the top of the ramp while spotlights center upon it. At the same time, someone walks into the middle of the smoke, right beneath the lights. The actual person and the figure on-screen spread their arms wide at the same time as "Theatre" by Icon For Hire starts up, strobes going off in purple and gold as glittering confetti falls from above. Zoey Madigan-Star is followed by the spotlights as she makes her way to the ring, smiling all the way and meeting the hands of the fans on the way to the ring. A few trinkets and bits of merchandise find their way from her hat or robe into the hands of some of the children in attendance before she reaches the ring.
Reaching the steps and ascending, she wipes her soles on the apron and poses with a leg on the middle rope before slipping between the strands and into the ring, moving immediately up onto the turnbuckles, again spreading her arms wide in a welcoming gesture that many of the fans return to her in kind. She flips backwards off the top rope, landing on her feet and dipping into a bow after which she sweeps her cloak off as well as her gloves, moving into one of the neutral corners of the ring in the process. Slowly, her game face takes over and she gets focused on the match to come.
Jenny Beck: STANDING AT FIVE-SEVEN AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE-FOURTY-THREE, THE MAGICAL MADWOMAN HERSELF, ZZZZZOOOOEY MMMAAAADDIIIGGAAAN-SSSSTTTAAARR!!
*INSANE HUGE FACE POP!*
Jenny Beck: AND THE CHALLENGER, FROM JEFFERSON CITY, MISSOURI!!
Lacy Sturm's "The Soldier" plays as out steps the muscular form of one Samantha Anderson who stands at the top of the stage, surveying the crowd while giving her arms a little flex. She then marches down to ringside with purpose in her stride and determination in her eyes. She climbs the steps, slips through the ropes and throws her hands up in the air with a little muscular pose for the crowd!
Jenny Beck: THE PRETTY LIL' MURDER MACHINE, SAM-BAM, SAAAMAAANNNNTTHHHAAA TOLSON-AAAANNNDDDEERRRSSSOOONNN!!
*EVEN 50/50 MIXED POP!*
With the ring of the time keeper's bell, the match kicks off in explosive fashion with both Zoey Star blitzing Samantha Anderson with a barrage of strikes and kicks. Anderson back peddles barely able to block Star's speedy offensive due to the first blow catching her off guard. A blocked roundhouse has Zoey off balance, opening her up for a forearm shot followed by a hard chest chop and a belly to belly suplex! Zoey pops up, turns and walks right into a belly to back suplex, followed up by a backdrop suplex, and then finally a German suplex pin, but only stays down for a two count! Both women back on their feet and this time Zoey takes an arm and kicks it repeatedly before sweeping Samantha's legs out from under her and plopping her down with a modified short armbar, which she then transitions into a seated Half-Nelson Choke! The more muscular woman wins out, powering out of Zoey's hold and slipping her into a Fireman's Carry which ends in a takedown to grounded headlock! Zoey kicks her legs and struggles against the challenger the entire time until eventually she slips free!
Both women are up and Zoey ducks a clothesline from Samantha, catches her and drops her with THE TRAP CHAMBER! She tries to apply The Maiden's Fly Trap but Samantha manages to avoid certain defeat, slipping deftly out of the hold and rising to her feet on pure instinct. She falls into the ropes, clutching at her head. She looks up just in time to see Zoey flying at her full steam ahead! With a leaping clothesline, both women go up and over the ropes to the outside, Sam-Bam landing on her back while Zoey flips and lands on her feet with a little pose and a clap. "Tada!"
Samantha gets to her feet and barely brings her hands up to catch the incoming foot of the champion. She gives a twist but Zoey flips and hits a back-heel Enziguri kick that staggers the challenger! This is promptly followed by a jumping knee shot that floors Samantha, and complimented by a cartwheel leg drop! Zoey slips back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle, and leaps outside with a DELIGHTFUL DERVISH to the outside but ANDERSON BACKROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! CRASH AND BURN!!!
Zoey Star gets to her knees, clutching at her guts in time to eat a running kick to the face from Anderson. The walking Suplex Encyclopedia then gathers Zoey Star up, presses her over her head, and tosses her back into the ring! Zoey rolls with the landing and slowly gets to her feet. Samantha rises onto the apron, watching and waiting. As soon as Zoey turns to face her, Anderson leaps onto the top rope and hits a springboard dropkick to the chest of the champion. Anderson then follows up with a springboard moonsault and hooks the leg, netting a two count once more! Both women back on their feet yet again, but Zoey's clearly feeling the damage she's suffered in this match! Samantha, perhaps feeling a bit too confident, moves in quickly for a grapple but Zoey suddenly backflips, clipping the underside of her chin and sending her staggering back!
Zoey then bolts towards her, Anderson goes for the kick but the leg is trapped and SPARKLEBOMB WITH A PIN! 1-2-THR-KICKOUT!!! The Champion waists no time, however, hitting a springboard shooting star press for another pin and a two count. The two get up at the same time and Zoey hits THE TRAP CHAMBER followed up with THE MAIDEN'S FLYTRAP! Anderson cries out, struggling in the hold but suddenly the referee is forcing a very confused Zoey Star to break the hold, pointing at HER FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!! In the confusion that results and the hold half locked, half not, suddenly Anderson rips herself free and the two get up!
Zoey fires off a chop and Samantha responds with an even louder chop! The two proceed to chop each other's chests until their start showing welts, the final chop going to Samantha as it echoes over the arena. Zoey clutches at her chest, staggering back and Anderson takes full advantage with a gut kick and a fisherman's suplex and pin! Once more though, Zoey kicks out but just barely! The two women circle in the worker's walk, eyeing each other warily and feeling every bit of pain from the devastation they've wrought upon each other. Suddenly the two smile, Anderson nodding to an unspoken agreement.
The two move in and lock up, but Anderson quickly overpowers her only for Zoey to slip free and hit an impressive Exploder Suplex! Anderson pops up with a hand to her back only to get caught in a rear waistlock and dumped on her head with a Snap German Suplex! Anderson rises and stumbles into a gut kick and a Northern-Lights Suplex pin, but stays down for a 2.5 count only, briding her legs and forcing herself and Zoey off the canvas! The two spin apart, spin around and rock each other with clotheslines, both women going down in the middle of the ring! Samantha gets up first, backing into the ropes as Zoey isn't too far behind. Zoey turns and MIND YOUR HEAD!!!! Down she goes. Samantha promptly follows up with THE NIGHTFALL and another pin but Star kicks out once again, much to Samantha's growing frustration!
As Samantha pulls Zoey to her feet, Zoey PULLS HER INTO THE CHAIN SPELL-NO ANDERSON COUNTERS WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE, then pulls her up and hits VICTORY DROP OMEGA, holding it for the 1-2-3!!!
The bell rings to a stunned crowd...
WINNER AND NEW SRW QUEEN OF THE SOUTH - SAMANTHA TOLSON-ANDERSON!!!!!
There was no music, nothing but murmurs and a wrestling crowd completely in shock at what they've witnessed. Even The winner stands up from the pin, equally shocked. The Referee is uncertain of what to do.
Koss: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new Queen of the South Champion.... Samantha Tolson-Anderson!
The show ends as an uncertain crowd watches Samantha Anderson take the Queen of the South Title, Zoey Star looking on. Zoey takes Samantha's hand and raises it high in the air and it's only then that the crowd finally cheers. Fade to black.
MAIN EVENT
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP
STEEL CAGE MATCH
ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR (C) VS SAMANTHA TOLSON-ANDERSON
MATCH WRITER: RC
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
HALO (C) VS KATIE MONTES
MATCH WRITER: Alex
SOUTHERN CROSS TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
THREE-WAY TLC TORNADO TAG MATCH
SMC RIOT GROUP (C) VS HOUSE OF DIX VS WILDSIDE
MATCH WRITER: Alex
CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
KATE STEELE (C) VS ROSE
MATCH WRITER: RC
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK (C) VS PSYCHO MAGUIRE
MATCH WRITER: RC
CHRISTINA ZDUNICH VS BIANCA DAVIS
MATCH WRITER: RC
CHERRY DEVILLE VS PET
MATCH WRITER: Alex
VALORA THOMAS VS MELINDA RHODES
MATCH WRITER: RC
MELISSA MAYE VS JENNIFER WILLIAMS
MATCH WRITER: RC
MARIA SALVATORE VS MAJA LINDSTROM
MATCH WRITER: RC
B-BRAT WILLIAMS VS CHELSEA WINSTON
MATCH WRITER: RC
SAVANNAH SUNSHINE VS RIVER CHANCE
MATCH WRITER: RC
Thank you for reading and as always, hope you're having a great day!
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP
STEEL CAGE MATCH
ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR (C) VS SAMANTHA TOLSON-ANDERSON
MATCH WRITER: RC
ASCENDANT CHAMPIONSHIP
HALO (C) VS KATIE MONTES
MATCH WRITER: Alex
SOUTHERN CROSS TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
THREE-WAY TLC TORNADO TAG MATCH
SMC RIOT GROUP (C) VS HOUSE OF DIX VS WILDSIDE
MATCH WRITER: Alex
CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP
KATE STEELE (C) VS ROSE
MATCH WRITER: RC
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
JULIET BLACK (C) VS PSYCHO MAGUIRE
MATCH WRITER: RC
CHRISTINA ZDUNICH VS BIANCA DAVIS
MATCH WRITER: RC
CHERRY DEVILLE VS PET
MATCH WRITER: Alex
VALORA THOMAS VS MELINDA RHODES
MATCH WRITER: RC
MELISSA MAYE VS JENNIFER WILLIAMS
MATCH WRITER: RC
MARIA SALVATORE VS MAJA LINDSTROM
MATCH WRITER: RC
B-BRAT WILLIAMS VS CHELSEA WINSTON
MATCH WRITER: RC
SAVANNAH SUNSHINE VS RIVER CHANCE
MATCH WRITER: RC
Thank you for reading and as always, hope you're having a great day!