Post by Melinda Rhodes on Apr 23, 2021 20:40:51 GMT -7
REBEL STAR ARENA
ROME GA
4/23/2021
BELL TIME 7PM EST
INTRO
SEGMENT
DOUBLE DEBUT!!!
-AKAKO OGAWA-VS-CODA-
ROME GA
4/23/2021
BELL TIME 7PM EST
INTRO
"You're gonna' go far kid," covered by Johnathan Young and Lauren Babic hit's the P/A system, getting the fans headbanging to the rhythm as the stage explodes with pyro and the SRW Highlight reel plays. Out steps Jenny Beck, who runs down to the ring, slides in, and gets right to business!!
Jenny Beck: WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE SAVAGE.... SRW SAVAGE LIVE MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRSSS!!!!
We cut right to the announce table to find our two favorite commentators in the universe....
Koss: Joe Koss here alongside Mike Spazz with another installment of SRW's longest running event, Savage Live!!!
Spazz: Fuck yeah bbboooooiiiii!!!!
Koss: And what a stacked card we have.
Spazz: I ain't happy though lunchbox. That hottie, Justice got fired for bullshit reasons!
Koss: It does indeed suck, but what can you do when you are an employer and someone representing your employee essentially disrespects and tries to stick it to you in public?
Spazz: I don't know, treat the bitch like the nothing he is and keep the hot chick with the nice ass instead?
Jenny Beck: WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE SAVAGE.... SRW SAVAGE LIVE MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRSSS!!!!
We cut right to the announce table to find our two favorite commentators in the universe....
Koss: Joe Koss here alongside Mike Spazz with another installment of SRW's longest running event, Savage Live!!!
Spazz: Fuck yeah bbboooooiiiii!!!!
Koss: And what a stacked card we have.
Spazz: I ain't happy though lunchbox. That hottie, Justice got fired for bullshit reasons!
Koss: It does indeed suck, but what can you do when you are an employer and someone representing your employee essentially disrespects and tries to stick it to you in public?
Spazz: I don't know, treat the bitch like the nothing he is and keep the hot chick with the nice ass instead?
SEGMENT
Cry baby by Meghan the Stallion hits over the public address system, as the fans are confused. Awaiting to see who was about to make their way to the arena, and soon a red carpet rolls and paparazzi appear as from the back steps The Socialites Danielle Page, Vanessa, and Tiffany Page. The reaction becomes loud boos, however, it only gets louder as Veronica Taylor comes out sauntering as well then finally doing her trademark pageant wave is none other than the Queen B Bianca Davis. The four women who had joined forces for two weeks were standing together and soon begin to pose for the paparazzi all of them were dressed to the nines the boos only get louder as they continue their way to the ring. As they take the time to taunt the fans keeping away from them at the same time. The Mean Girls of SRW soon find a stage a hand and order him to get up and hold the ropes for them he tries to refuse but they bully him into it. As they each climb up the steel steps and enter the ring with Veronica spraying perfume to cover the smell of the arena and the fans. As they all enter the arena they begin to once again pose in the center of the ring blowing out kisses toward the adoring public as Bianca follows that up with her pageant wave as she then moves to the same stagehand from before, and tells him to get her a microphone as she got one she moved the center of the ring where the rest of the girls was waiting. As Bianca motions for the music to end, it stops but the boos seem to only get louder. As she rolls her eyes and places a hand on her hip as Veronica Taylor, and The Page Sisters give a similar bitchy expression to the booing fans. When they finally quiet down enough Bianca puts the microphone up to her lips and begins to speak in her normal bitchy tone.
Bianca Davis: You know something I told you all that this company was gonna turn upside down. That, the foundation of the old was gonna crumble that something better and prettier was going to take its place, and once again I was right? I mean what a record right? Bianca Davis being right. Like when I said I was going to beat Ugloo for the Ascendant title and guess what happened I did or at that time I became Conquest Champion gosh I really am amazing. Girls, I love it when a plan comes together, don’t you?
They share a bitchy laugh in the ring, as the fans of course boo loudly.
Bianca Davis: I know none of you saw it coming did you? But sometimes the best things just come naturally like the Socialites and the Pretty Committee apart we are amazing in fact we are totally fabulous, however, together, and united its something much bigger than that. I mean talk about peas in a pod right? Anyway, last week we hashtag slayed those basics first my girls Danielle and Vanessa won fairly by the way against the same butches they are gonna beat this week The Sisters of Destruction I mean they didn’t even see it coming?
Once again another loud catty laugh as the fans boo loudly at the gloating of the Queen B about The Socialites who take a bow for the fans.
Bianca Davis: Then we taught those stray mutts of the Wolfpack a lesson they will never ever forget. But the cherry on top was what happened to Fugora and Dog face Tolson I mean what a moment like a picture-perfect one at that. But I know what you fatties are wondering why? Why od this why ruin what would have been a good match? The answer is simple you see its because of fat fickle internet geeks like all of you. Yes you, morons created the need for us to unite.
The fans once boo as the four women in the ring roll their eyes, the Veronica, and the Page sisters nodding with B’s words.
Bianca Davis: You see for some reason owners lately like to listen to all of you and your insist whining and stupidity. I mean let’s face it is the main reason why I was never given a rightful one-on-one rematch for the Ascendant title before it was united because we all know I would of beaten Jerry Watts in that match. Yes, he got the best of me the first time but the second of been mine. Instead, they united it with the Ultimate Conquest title which then being a former champion you know maybe one of the most consistent, and proven champions in this company I would have gotten an opportunity but noooo instead they hand out the title matches to everyone else. I mean it’s a joke really is what it is. Okay, then you know we prove we are a strong tag team beating House of Dix in a non-title match. But anything from that? Nope. Like I don’t get it we are very kind and considerate women.
The fans boo that statement, which causes Bianca to roll her eyes.
Bianca Davis: I mean the slander of how we can’t wrestle really? If we couldn’t wrestle me and Veronica wouldn’t have held as many titles in our careers as we have. Hell, I wouldn’t have been a Conquest champion and the last true Ascendant champion. The Socialites wouldn’t be a tag team on the rise if they didn’t have the ability to match their amazing looks and fashion sense. So we had a meeting and came up with everything right then and there in order to put all of you on notice of the ownership, and the uggos in the back we planned it out perfectly. And what happened was a moment none of you will ever a total Influencer moment you can call us what you want but we are the Influencers and we are here to make this business, and the world a prettier and better place.
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:Each of us standing in this ring right now have spent our lives having everyone who has come across us envy us because of who we are and the lives we lead. Every person wanted to be born into a life of privilege like we were. Each woman wants to be us and all the men want to be with us. Which is why we post about our lives so all of the pathetic marks in the world who have one ounce of good taste to follow us on social media. While each of you sit there in the crowd and on the couch of your double wide, we are in this ring to influence SRW into the future. Which is why my sisters, Danielle and Vanessa, will reign supreme in the tag team division. Very soon my sisters will be dripping in SRW Tag Team title gold while B and Veronica will reign supreme as queens in the singles division.
Veronica takes the microphone after the Page sisters, the fans are booing louder than before at the arrogance on display.
Veronica Taylor: Oh we are gonna be owning this all, because after tonight no longer can you say they can’t wrestle, they are Barbie dolls because guess what? The social order these reject sought to inverse is gonna bite them so hard.
Veronica lets out a catty giggle before continuing on.
Veronica Taylor: You know, B, and my girls Tiff, Nessa and Dani here are completely right. That life is all about taking the opportunity and seizing it that is why we are no longer asking or telling but taking what is ours, and what we want anytime we want. You are looking at the group that is leading SRW into a better age, the age of beauty, the age of class, and sophistication. No more of this barnyard animal slideshow for now on you’re in the age of the Influencers I hope everyone is ready for their close ups sorry bout it.
With that the Influencers drop the microphones as they pose for the paparazzi and booing fans. In their normally supremely arrogant fashion before they walk out each takes a turn to blow a kiss toward the camera as they exit the ring, the scene fades to black.
Spazz: Fuck me, now all the annoying rich girls are gonna' go super clique on our asses? The fuck is this, pro wrestling or motherfucking highschool?!
Koss: Some would argue that there isn't much difference between a wrestling locker room and a highschool one.
Bianca Davis: You know something I told you all that this company was gonna turn upside down. That, the foundation of the old was gonna crumble that something better and prettier was going to take its place, and once again I was right? I mean what a record right? Bianca Davis being right. Like when I said I was going to beat Ugloo for the Ascendant title and guess what happened I did or at that time I became Conquest Champion gosh I really am amazing. Girls, I love it when a plan comes together, don’t you?
They share a bitchy laugh in the ring, as the fans of course boo loudly.
Bianca Davis: I know none of you saw it coming did you? But sometimes the best things just come naturally like the Socialites and the Pretty Committee apart we are amazing in fact we are totally fabulous, however, together, and united its something much bigger than that. I mean talk about peas in a pod right? Anyway, last week we hashtag slayed those basics first my girls Danielle and Vanessa won fairly by the way against the same butches they are gonna beat this week The Sisters of Destruction I mean they didn’t even see it coming?
Once again another loud catty laugh as the fans boo loudly at the gloating of the Queen B about The Socialites who take a bow for the fans.
Bianca Davis: Then we taught those stray mutts of the Wolfpack a lesson they will never ever forget. But the cherry on top was what happened to Fugora and Dog face Tolson I mean what a moment like a picture-perfect one at that. But I know what you fatties are wondering why? Why od this why ruin what would have been a good match? The answer is simple you see its because of fat fickle internet geeks like all of you. Yes you, morons created the need for us to unite.
The fans once boo as the four women in the ring roll their eyes, the Veronica, and the Page sisters nodding with B’s words.
Bianca Davis: You see for some reason owners lately like to listen to all of you and your insist whining and stupidity. I mean let’s face it is the main reason why I was never given a rightful one-on-one rematch for the Ascendant title before it was united because we all know I would of beaten Jerry Watts in that match. Yes, he got the best of me the first time but the second of been mine. Instead, they united it with the Ultimate Conquest title which then being a former champion you know maybe one of the most consistent, and proven champions in this company I would have gotten an opportunity but noooo instead they hand out the title matches to everyone else. I mean it’s a joke really is what it is. Okay, then you know we prove we are a strong tag team beating House of Dix in a non-title match. But anything from that? Nope. Like I don’t get it we are very kind and considerate women.
The fans boo that statement, which causes Bianca to roll her eyes.
Bianca Davis: I mean the slander of how we can’t wrestle really? If we couldn’t wrestle me and Veronica wouldn’t have held as many titles in our careers as we have. Hell, I wouldn’t have been a Conquest champion and the last true Ascendant champion. The Socialites wouldn’t be a tag team on the rise if they didn’t have the ability to match their amazing looks and fashion sense. So we had a meeting and came up with everything right then and there in order to put all of you on notice of the ownership, and the uggos in the back we planned it out perfectly. And what happened was a moment none of you will ever a total Influencer moment you can call us what you want but we are the Influencers and we are here to make this business, and the world a prettier and better place.
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:Each of us standing in this ring right now have spent our lives having everyone who has come across us envy us because of who we are and the lives we lead. Every person wanted to be born into a life of privilege like we were. Each woman wants to be us and all the men want to be with us. Which is why we post about our lives so all of the pathetic marks in the world who have one ounce of good taste to follow us on social media. While each of you sit there in the crowd and on the couch of your double wide, we are in this ring to influence SRW into the future. Which is why my sisters, Danielle and Vanessa, will reign supreme in the tag team division. Very soon my sisters will be dripping in SRW Tag Team title gold while B and Veronica will reign supreme as queens in the singles division.
Veronica takes the microphone after the Page sisters, the fans are booing louder than before at the arrogance on display.
Veronica Taylor: Oh we are gonna be owning this all, because after tonight no longer can you say they can’t wrestle, they are Barbie dolls because guess what? The social order these reject sought to inverse is gonna bite them so hard.
Veronica lets out a catty giggle before continuing on.
Veronica Taylor: You know, B, and my girls Tiff, Nessa and Dani here are completely right. That life is all about taking the opportunity and seizing it that is why we are no longer asking or telling but taking what is ours, and what we want anytime we want. You are looking at the group that is leading SRW into a better age, the age of beauty, the age of class, and sophistication. No more of this barnyard animal slideshow for now on you’re in the age of the Influencers I hope everyone is ready for their close ups sorry bout it.
With that the Influencers drop the microphones as they pose for the paparazzi and booing fans. In their normally supremely arrogant fashion before they walk out each takes a turn to blow a kiss toward the camera as they exit the ring, the scene fades to black.
Spazz: Fuck me, now all the annoying rich girls are gonna' go super clique on our asses? The fuck is this, pro wrestling or motherfucking highschool?!
Koss: Some would argue that there isn't much difference between a wrestling locker room and a highschool one.
DOUBLE DEBUT!!!
-AKAKO OGAWA-VS-CODA-
With an explosion of speed and fury Akako and Coda come at one another, going into strikes, dodges, and alternating grapples that are swiftling transitioned into armbars, wristlocks, knee strikes, forearm blows, and headlock takedowns that become grounded headscissors in equal measure, showcasing incredible technical proficiency, accuracy, and skill between these two women. In and out of offensive moves and counters they got until finally it is Coda who answers with a big release Northern Lights Suplex that sends Akako skidding! As she rises, she's met with THE SONATA KNEE followed by a cover! Two and a half count! Coda immediately follows up with a diving foot stomp but Akako swiftly dodges with a backroll on her shoulders and to her feet, meeting a momentarily surprised Coda with a jumping knee to the chin followed by a takedown and MAKE A WISH!!! Coda struggles to get to the ropes, the Cloverleaf held in tight, but then pushes up, twists and manages to pull herself into the ropes, forcing the break up.
Both women are back on their feet and after a brief worker's walk, the two tie up and Akako goes for a low kick but Coda catches it! Enziguri ducked and pull in right to a huge German Suplex, followed by a sharp kick to the head of a rapidly sitting up Akako and pin. Kickout at two with Coda locking on an Ankle lock! Akako cries out, trying to twist, turn, reach for the ropes, anything, only to suddenly twist and turn, kicking up and catching Coda with a mule kick to the jaw, sending her staggering into the ropes. She recovers quickly and snaps off for a running start and RUNNING CROSSBODY, down goes Coda! Akako rolls away to a crouch, sizing up Coda for her finish. Coda rolls onto her knees, facing Akako and clutching her gut. Akako rushes in CONCRETE BREAK-NO!!! COUNTERED INTO A CHOKESLAM BY CODA!!! CODA NOW WITH THE RHAPSODY!!! AKAKO TAPS!!!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: CODA!!!!
Koss: Impressive debut by both Coda and Akako!
Spazz: No shame up in this match. Those chicks can fucking GOOOOOO!
Koss: Indeed!
Toni: You know Val, I hadn't heard a fucking thing from those Social Sluts. Do they even take this match seriously?
Val just shakes her head.
Val: When I returned to this business, I was just looking for a fun fight with respectful opponents. That goes right out the window when any of these wanna be models try to think they can be wrestlers. Go back and watch the footage of our last match and you'll see how they needed outside help to beat LA and myself. Throughout the match, we dominated them like we said we would. Hell, they had no answer for me even when they had me in their corner.
Toni laughs.
Toni: LA still isn't medically cleared after the stunt you bitches pulled last week. However, we aren't going to be alone this time around.
The eldest Beasley sister steps into the picture. She looks dressed for a fight.
Samantha Beasley: You tramps want to fuck with my sisters well that's a big mistake on your part.
Toni pats her sister on the shoulder.
Toni: Now you bitches better realize what is about to go down. The Sisters of Destruction are going to break some skulls.
Valerie nods her head.
Val: I'm going to keep my eyes on your pals. If any of you do anything to Aurora then you will find out why they call me THE BITCH DESTROYER.
Toni claps her hands together.
Toni: It's TONI time.
All three sisters hold their fists up as Val curls her upper lip.
Val: Beware The Fist.
All three of them leave the area as the cameras cut away.
Both women are back on their feet and after a brief worker's walk, the two tie up and Akako goes for a low kick but Coda catches it! Enziguri ducked and pull in right to a huge German Suplex, followed by a sharp kick to the head of a rapidly sitting up Akako and pin. Kickout at two with Coda locking on an Ankle lock! Akako cries out, trying to twist, turn, reach for the ropes, anything, only to suddenly twist and turn, kicking up and catching Coda with a mule kick to the jaw, sending her staggering into the ropes. She recovers quickly and snaps off for a running start and RUNNING CROSSBODY, down goes Coda! Akako rolls away to a crouch, sizing up Coda for her finish. Coda rolls onto her knees, facing Akako and clutching her gut. Akako rushes in CONCRETE BREAK-NO!!! COUNTERED INTO A CHOKESLAM BY CODA!!! CODA NOW WITH THE RHAPSODY!!! AKAKO TAPS!!!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: CODA!!!!
Koss: Impressive debut by both Coda and Akako!
Spazz: No shame up in this match. Those chicks can fucking GOOOOOO!
Koss: Indeed!
SEGMENT
The cameras cut to the back where Valerie and Toni Beasley are standing just outside their locker room. Valerie is wrapping her hands up with tape as Toni is standing there with her jet black hair draped over her shoulder. Toni: You know Val, I hadn't heard a fucking thing from those Social Sluts. Do they even take this match seriously?
Val just shakes her head.
Val: When I returned to this business, I was just looking for a fun fight with respectful opponents. That goes right out the window when any of these wanna be models try to think they can be wrestlers. Go back and watch the footage of our last match and you'll see how they needed outside help to beat LA and myself. Throughout the match, we dominated them like we said we would. Hell, they had no answer for me even when they had me in their corner.
Toni laughs.
Toni: LA still isn't medically cleared after the stunt you bitches pulled last week. However, we aren't going to be alone this time around.
The eldest Beasley sister steps into the picture. She looks dressed for a fight.
Samantha Beasley: You tramps want to fuck with my sisters well that's a big mistake on your part.
Toni pats her sister on the shoulder.
Toni: Now you bitches better realize what is about to go down. The Sisters of Destruction are going to break some skulls.
Valerie nods her head.
Val: I'm going to keep my eyes on your pals. If any of you do anything to Aurora then you will find out why they call me THE BITCH DESTROYER.
Toni claps her hands together.
Toni: It's TONI time.
All three sisters hold their fists up as Val curls her upper lip.
Val: Beware The Fist.
All three of them leave the area as the cameras cut away.
REMATCH!!!
-SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION-VS-SOCIALITES-
The bell sounds and Valerie Beasley walks out to meet her opponent. Danielle and Vanessa both run out and try to take the match away immediately from her. Valerie is knocked back into the neutral corner while the referee continues to warn the Socialites. Tiffany Lynn Page climbs up on the apron and begins to berate the referee for having the audacity to even attempt to reprimand her sisters. The referee turns his attention to Tiffany Lynn and argues back while her sisters double team Valerie in the corner. L.A. steps into the ring and runs over to try to help her sister only for the referee to turn around and catch her. He starts motioning for L.A. to back off. L.A. protests while Tiffany Lynn nods approvingly, pointing for her to go back to her corner while the referee moves her back over there. Tiffany Lynn claps expectantly while Vanessa and Danielle work over Valerie in the neutral corner. The Page Sisters get Valerie down and then hit Bling Bling on her. They drag Valerie over to the corner and hit a second Bling Bling. Danielle steps out to the apron. Tiffany Lynn drops down to the mat and Vanessa covers Valerie. The referee backs away from the still enraged L.A. and then turns. Seeing the pin, he moves quickly to count.
Valerie gets a shoulder up.
The Socialites work over Valerie for a little bit longer before trying for the Mean Girls. Valerie rolls Vanessa into a victory roll as Danielle goes flying by, missing the clothesline.
Danielle breaks up the pin.
Valerie punches Danielle and then gets in a couple on Vanessa before staggering to ehr corner for the tag. L.A. jumps in and goes to town. Danielle and Vanessa take turns bouncing off the mat as L.A. runs around dropping them each. She even takes a swipe at Tiffany Lynn when the manager Page starts to climb back up onto the apron again. L.A. hits a big spinebuster on Danielle and then catches Vanesa for one as well. Tiffany Lynn starts up onto the apron only for Toni Beasley to come out and try to pull her down. Tiffany Lynn throws powder into Toni’s eyes. L.A. comes over and looks like she might punch Tiffany Lynn. Tiffany Lynn pulls away, horrified and disgusted. Danielle tries to roll L.A. up from behind.
L.A. kicks out.
Valerie comes in and all four go at it. The Beasleys knock Vanessa down and then hit the Manual of Destruction on Danielle. L.A. covers.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION!!!
The bell sounds and Tiffany Lynn is able to blinds Valerie with powder. The Socialites hit her with Mean Girls and the Social Ladder on L.A. Tiffany Lynn points down to Toni and the Socialites get her up and hit Mean Girls on the floor. The Socialites take their leave with all three Beasley Sisters down.
Koss: This is absolutely abhorrent! The Sisters of Destruction win the match but the Socialites can't just let them have their moment!
Spazz: Left 'em laid out flat on their backs. No way this stands. Val and Co are gonna' wanna' put knuckles to faces for this bullshit!
ESME THUNDER: So here we are again. I feel I should offer a... congratulations of sorts, to Miss Rose. Ordinarily, my husband, YOUR Ultimate Conquest Champion would have put you out of your misery on the last Savage Live. But thanks to a certain... lime cordial, if you will... things went sideways and now you get a one on one match against my husband, an opportunity to stake your claim; to rise to the top, to be the best wrestler in Southern Rebellion Wrestling. However... you may find this to be more of a curse than a blessing, I am sad to tell you. Because while it may be very difficult to throw this hulking Apollo of a man over the top rope... it is much, MUCH more difficult to pin his shoulders to the mat for three seconds. So while you may have had a fleeting chance of becoming champion on the last show... let me assure you, defeating my husband is a task very few in this company have accomplished, and even less without resorting to absolute sabotage. This man is a bastion, a hero... a champion through and through... and you, Miss Rose? You are a notch on his belt, a W in his column, a footnote in his legacy. Not because you are bad, I am sure you are quite competent.... But because HE is THAT DAMN GOOD.
We see the Ultimate Conquest Champion standing there with a shit eating grin across his face as he speaks up.
LUTHER THUNDER: If I was a champion who took shortcuts, I’d just reuse some of my old promotional videos and voice over the opponent’s names to fit whoever I was facing, or maybe even just got a cardboard cutout of myself to stand here and let my pretty wife do all the talking for me. But since I am not, if anything I am the hardest working champion in this company, I sure as hell am the hardest working Ultimate Conquest Champion in the history of this company. I have fought everyone and anyone they have put in front of me, anyone who deserves a chance, a shot if you will and even some who didn’t. So Rose, do not take this the wrong way but the fact that you are facing me tonight is in no short amount due to your own ability and your own skills, as much as it is due to the sniveling cowards who just can’t stand my success. The three letter combination that makes even final deposits of nuclear waste seem pleasant.
He points to the camera for every letter for added emphasis as Esme draws them up in the air.
LUTHER THUNDER: C...C..M!
She leans up to his shoulder as he goes on.
LUTHER THUNDER: Yeah that’s right Millar, I’m talking about you, not about your overgrown ogre of a father, not your decrepit auntie or those bucktoothed cousins from the south. Your petty vendetta over me has been trying to desecrate this prestigious championship for far too long and since I proved that you are not worthy of being a Ultimate Conquest Champion, you are going to the next best choice: anyone but me..which is disgusting CCM, disgusting because this clearly proves how little you think of Rose, how little you think of any member of this roster in fact. The sheer amount of disdain and disregard you show towards everyone, including our Queen Of The South Champion UVR shows what truly poisons this great business of ours. Tonight is supposed to be about myself and Rose, about this great championship of mine, but instead ever since the last Savage Live, what everyone asks me is.. “What about CCM? What is CCM gonna do? Why did he do what he did?” Well congratulations Millar, you got your name out there, but let’s be honest to the people shall we. What about CCM? NOTHING. What is CCM gonna do? Not a damn thing. Why did he do what he did? Nobody knows, even he doesn’t know and at the end of the day: nobody cares. Tonight, this championship is mine and I’m defending it against a deserving competitor, a proud and honest individual of the roster and not some conniving, conspiring constipated colostomy bag of cesspool collective like you!
BRITISH VOICE: I’m getting the impression you don’t like me very much.
Oh shit, here comes the man of the moment. CCM walks in as Luther adopts a fighting stance.
CCM: Easy big guy. You need to focus on your opponent tonight. You know what they say, a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Well I have a saying too. Luther Thunder by any other name would still stink.
He chuckles.
CCM: Relax, I’m not here for a fight. Just wanted to wish you pip pip, good luck and all that jazz. Oh... and I’m not done with you, not by a long shot. When you attacked dear old pops, you earned a laundry list of karmic fuckery. I’m barely getting started, you Dutch dickhead.
ESME THUNDER: You ain’t gonna do a damn thing. You’re a Mickey Mouse limey piece of crap.
CCM: Ah, I see you’ve read my calling card. Unfortunately for you, I’m a Mickey Mouse limey piece of crap who’s gonna make your husband a miserable bastard. Toodle-pip, kids!
He walks off, without another word.
The husband and wife exchange glances, Luther looks about ready to stomp off after CCM but Esme pushes him back.
ESME THUNDER: Nope, the other way..
With a grumble Luther turns around and walks off, or would have except he bumps into a massive chest clad by a Bryan Adams tour shirt and the man along with it smiles politely.
WMD: Good luck out there tonight, champ.
Luther pushes WMD away and stomps off with Esme at his heels and we see the older Millar wave at them.
WMD: Toraa, to you too missus, feel free to bump into me anytime.
He wiggles his eyebrows at the camera before heading to where CCM went and we move elsewhere.
Valerie gets a shoulder up.
The Socialites work over Valerie for a little bit longer before trying for the Mean Girls. Valerie rolls Vanessa into a victory roll as Danielle goes flying by, missing the clothesline.
Danielle breaks up the pin.
Valerie punches Danielle and then gets in a couple on Vanessa before staggering to ehr corner for the tag. L.A. jumps in and goes to town. Danielle and Vanessa take turns bouncing off the mat as L.A. runs around dropping them each. She even takes a swipe at Tiffany Lynn when the manager Page starts to climb back up onto the apron again. L.A. hits a big spinebuster on Danielle and then catches Vanesa for one as well. Tiffany Lynn starts up onto the apron only for Toni Beasley to come out and try to pull her down. Tiffany Lynn throws powder into Toni’s eyes. L.A. comes over and looks like she might punch Tiffany Lynn. Tiffany Lynn pulls away, horrified and disgusted. Danielle tries to roll L.A. up from behind.
L.A. kicks out.
Valerie comes in and all four go at it. The Beasleys knock Vanessa down and then hit the Manual of Destruction on Danielle. L.A. covers.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION!!!
The bell sounds and Tiffany Lynn is able to blinds Valerie with powder. The Socialites hit her with Mean Girls and the Social Ladder on L.A. Tiffany Lynn points down to Toni and the Socialites get her up and hit Mean Girls on the floor. The Socialites take their leave with all three Beasley Sisters down.
Koss: This is absolutely abhorrent! The Sisters of Destruction win the match but the Socialites can't just let them have their moment!
Spazz: Left 'em laid out flat on their backs. No way this stands. Val and Co are gonna' wanna' put knuckles to faces for this bullshit!
SEGMENT
We head backstage where the Ultimate Conquest Champion Luther Thunder is standing by, alongside Esme Thunder.ESME THUNDER: So here we are again. I feel I should offer a... congratulations of sorts, to Miss Rose. Ordinarily, my husband, YOUR Ultimate Conquest Champion would have put you out of your misery on the last Savage Live. But thanks to a certain... lime cordial, if you will... things went sideways and now you get a one on one match against my husband, an opportunity to stake your claim; to rise to the top, to be the best wrestler in Southern Rebellion Wrestling. However... you may find this to be more of a curse than a blessing, I am sad to tell you. Because while it may be very difficult to throw this hulking Apollo of a man over the top rope... it is much, MUCH more difficult to pin his shoulders to the mat for three seconds. So while you may have had a fleeting chance of becoming champion on the last show... let me assure you, defeating my husband is a task very few in this company have accomplished, and even less without resorting to absolute sabotage. This man is a bastion, a hero... a champion through and through... and you, Miss Rose? You are a notch on his belt, a W in his column, a footnote in his legacy. Not because you are bad, I am sure you are quite competent.... But because HE is THAT DAMN GOOD.
We see the Ultimate Conquest Champion standing there with a shit eating grin across his face as he speaks up.
LUTHER THUNDER: If I was a champion who took shortcuts, I’d just reuse some of my old promotional videos and voice over the opponent’s names to fit whoever I was facing, or maybe even just got a cardboard cutout of myself to stand here and let my pretty wife do all the talking for me. But since I am not, if anything I am the hardest working champion in this company, I sure as hell am the hardest working Ultimate Conquest Champion in the history of this company. I have fought everyone and anyone they have put in front of me, anyone who deserves a chance, a shot if you will and even some who didn’t. So Rose, do not take this the wrong way but the fact that you are facing me tonight is in no short amount due to your own ability and your own skills, as much as it is due to the sniveling cowards who just can’t stand my success. The three letter combination that makes even final deposits of nuclear waste seem pleasant.
He points to the camera for every letter for added emphasis as Esme draws them up in the air.
LUTHER THUNDER: C...C..M!
She leans up to his shoulder as he goes on.
LUTHER THUNDER: Yeah that’s right Millar, I’m talking about you, not about your overgrown ogre of a father, not your decrepit auntie or those bucktoothed cousins from the south. Your petty vendetta over me has been trying to desecrate this prestigious championship for far too long and since I proved that you are not worthy of being a Ultimate Conquest Champion, you are going to the next best choice: anyone but me..which is disgusting CCM, disgusting because this clearly proves how little you think of Rose, how little you think of any member of this roster in fact. The sheer amount of disdain and disregard you show towards everyone, including our Queen Of The South Champion UVR shows what truly poisons this great business of ours. Tonight is supposed to be about myself and Rose, about this great championship of mine, but instead ever since the last Savage Live, what everyone asks me is.. “What about CCM? What is CCM gonna do? Why did he do what he did?” Well congratulations Millar, you got your name out there, but let’s be honest to the people shall we. What about CCM? NOTHING. What is CCM gonna do? Not a damn thing. Why did he do what he did? Nobody knows, even he doesn’t know and at the end of the day: nobody cares. Tonight, this championship is mine and I’m defending it against a deserving competitor, a proud and honest individual of the roster and not some conniving, conspiring constipated colostomy bag of cesspool collective like you!
BRITISH VOICE: I’m getting the impression you don’t like me very much.
Oh shit, here comes the man of the moment. CCM walks in as Luther adopts a fighting stance.
CCM: Easy big guy. You need to focus on your opponent tonight. You know what they say, a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Well I have a saying too. Luther Thunder by any other name would still stink.
He chuckles.
CCM: Relax, I’m not here for a fight. Just wanted to wish you pip pip, good luck and all that jazz. Oh... and I’m not done with you, not by a long shot. When you attacked dear old pops, you earned a laundry list of karmic fuckery. I’m barely getting started, you Dutch dickhead.
ESME THUNDER: You ain’t gonna do a damn thing. You’re a Mickey Mouse limey piece of crap.
CCM: Ah, I see you’ve read my calling card. Unfortunately for you, I’m a Mickey Mouse limey piece of crap who’s gonna make your husband a miserable bastard. Toodle-pip, kids!
He walks off, without another word.
The husband and wife exchange glances, Luther looks about ready to stomp off after CCM but Esme pushes him back.
ESME THUNDER: Nope, the other way..
With a grumble Luther turns around and walks off, or would have except he bumps into a massive chest clad by a Bryan Adams tour shirt and the man along with it smiles politely.
WMD: Good luck out there tonight, champ.
Luther pushes WMD away and stomps off with Esme at his heels and we see the older Millar wave at them.
WMD: Toraa, to you too missus, feel free to bump into me anytime.
He wiggles his eyebrows at the camera before heading to where CCM went and we move elsewhere.
-KENDRICK KROSS-VS-TRACY DIXON-
The match begins with a little fun trash talk, Double K impressed by Tracy's spirit. The two lock up and he suddenly cracks her with a backhand in mid lock up, catching her off guard, then hurling her to the nearest corner where he starts to mercilessly pummel her. A quick headbutt to his jaw stops him in his tracks as Tracy pushes up for a seat, stands on the second rope, and hits him with a diving Body Splash, driving him to the floor. There, Tracy unloads several hard rights into his face until he jams a thumb into her eye, then reverses the mount by simply hooking a leg around her neck and forcing her back onto the mat! MMA skills on display as he grounds and pounds her until Tracy manages to get a hand to the nearby ropes. The Ref forces a break up and immediately Ken is in the Ref's face and shoving him back. After insulting the ref, he finds himself rolled up into a schoolboy, but he rolls right out of it! On his feet, Ken backs into the ropes and rushes back at Tracy with a running low orbit dropkick to the chest! Tracy rolls on impact but is back up on one knee, clutching at her chest for a moment and gritting her teeth in pain. Kendrick strikes a pose and motions her on, then gives her the finger.
Tracy, not thinking clearly, rushes full steam ahead and he side steps, acting like a matador waving his cape and shouting, "TORO TORO, OLE BITCH!" This angers Tracy further, she pushes off the rope and runs at Ken again with a lariat, but this time Ken ducks under her arm with a tuck and roll into the ropes. Tracy hits the ropes on the opposite side and Ken shoves off. The two meet in the middle with Ken hitting a gut kick and TRAMP STAMP!!! 1-2-3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: KENDRICK KROSS!!!
Koss: Kendrick Kross getting a disrespectful victory over Tracy Dixon!
Spazz: You can't knock homie's style, dawg. Toro Toro, OLE BITCHES!!!
Koss: Tracy Dixon deserves better!
Crystal: What’s happening SRW nation. Tonight is going to be a big night for me… Tonight I get to step into the ring with Killer Carter… Now I have some many things going through my head right now, but to be honest the main thing that I am feeling is a little nervous.
Crystal takes a huge gulp as she continues to share her heart.
Crystal: I mean standing in front of me is a woman who stands over 6 feet tall and weighs in at over 160 lbs. This woman weighs fifty pounds more than me and on top of that I know she has like 7 inches over me. She is an absolute beast and on top of that she is a shield maiden. That alone makes her a huge fucking threat and I know she could decimate me if she really wanted.
Crystal continues to speak as she showcases how passionate she is.
Crystal: It’s a lot to take in but despite the nerves kicking in the reality is I am more than ready for what’s about to happen as soon as the bell ring. I may not be the biggest but I know for a fact that I have nothing but experience. I have been in the wrestling business for 17 years. I have trained under my father in Mexico and he taught me this craft of wrestling. She might be bigger than me but I have tons of speed that can dance circles around her. Am I ready for you Carter?!
Crystal nods her head with a grin as she continues to speak.
Crystal: You damn right I am ready for you and it’s more than you could possibly fathom. Carter when my music hits I just want you to know that you will be in for a fight of a lifetime. This might not mean that much to you but during my time hear I was a Hardcore Champion. I can get as rough as the best of them and tonight Carter all of that is going to be unleashed on you! So the real question is are you ready?!
Crystal shakes her head.
Crystal: Are you ready to see how dangerous I can be?! This is my ring and I am going to rise to the top and I will do so at your expense. See you out there tonight… Try to keep up will you?!
With that Crystal can’t help but chuckle as she walks away.
Killer Carter: So two weeks ago at Savage… things didn’t exactly go my way when I went toe to toe with Ursula Von Rossbach…
The behemoth smirks as she continues.
Killer Carter: ...but I gave her a Hell of a fight and quite frankly… how many people in this industry can say that they were able to take the fight to the Lady Terminator?
She strokes her right hand through her short blonde hair.
Killer Carter: As for tonight? I’m going one on one with Crystal Zdunich… and trust me when I say this… I know all about the things you’ve done to get ahead in this business. That you’d go as far as stabbing your own fucking family in the back just to get the damn spotlight instead of putting in the hard work!
Carter shakes her head in disgust.
Killer Carter: You think that you’re hot shit don’t you, Crystal? You think that the whole fucking universe should revolve around your pathetic blue haired ass… and you don’t give a damn who you hurt to make sure that’s the case… even the ones who love you.
KC shrugs.
Killer Carter: But hey, that’s none of my business, is it? Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna whip your ass from pillar to post tonight! Because regardless of who you are… you’re in my way… and tonight I’m going up against quite the accomplished competitor… so a win against someone of your caliber? That will get people talking about me even more. That will get Rhodes thinking that I deserve an opportunity at championship gold. And THAT Crystal? Is my main goal tonight!
The behemoth now stops in her tracks outside of her locker room and glares into the camera.
Killer Carter: Welcome to the Gun Show, bitch!
Carter then disappears into her locker room as we cut elsewhere.
-CHRISTINA ZDUNICH-VS-KILLER CARTER-Tracy, not thinking clearly, rushes full steam ahead and he side steps, acting like a matador waving his cape and shouting, "TORO TORO, OLE BITCH!" This angers Tracy further, she pushes off the rope and runs at Ken again with a lariat, but this time Ken ducks under her arm with a tuck and roll into the ropes. Tracy hits the ropes on the opposite side and Ken shoves off. The two meet in the middle with Ken hitting a gut kick and TRAMP STAMP!!! 1-2-3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: KENDRICK KROSS!!!
Koss: Kendrick Kross getting a disrespectful victory over Tracy Dixon!
Spazz: You can't knock homie's style, dawg. Toro Toro, OLE BITCHES!!!
Koss: Tracy Dixon deserves better!
SEGMENT
We open up to a shot of Crystal Zdunich backstage. She is clad in her wrestling attire. She runs her hands through her long blue hair as she looks right into the camera.Crystal: What’s happening SRW nation. Tonight is going to be a big night for me… Tonight I get to step into the ring with Killer Carter… Now I have some many things going through my head right now, but to be honest the main thing that I am feeling is a little nervous.
Crystal takes a huge gulp as she continues to share her heart.
Crystal: I mean standing in front of me is a woman who stands over 6 feet tall and weighs in at over 160 lbs. This woman weighs fifty pounds more than me and on top of that I know she has like 7 inches over me. She is an absolute beast and on top of that she is a shield maiden. That alone makes her a huge fucking threat and I know she could decimate me if she really wanted.
Crystal continues to speak as she showcases how passionate she is.
Crystal: It’s a lot to take in but despite the nerves kicking in the reality is I am more than ready for what’s about to happen as soon as the bell ring. I may not be the biggest but I know for a fact that I have nothing but experience. I have been in the wrestling business for 17 years. I have trained under my father in Mexico and he taught me this craft of wrestling. She might be bigger than me but I have tons of speed that can dance circles around her. Am I ready for you Carter?!
Crystal nods her head with a grin as she continues to speak.
Crystal: You damn right I am ready for you and it’s more than you could possibly fathom. Carter when my music hits I just want you to know that you will be in for a fight of a lifetime. This might not mean that much to you but during my time hear I was a Hardcore Champion. I can get as rough as the best of them and tonight Carter all of that is going to be unleashed on you! So the real question is are you ready?!
Crystal shakes her head.
Crystal: Are you ready to see how dangerous I can be?! This is my ring and I am going to rise to the top and I will do so at your expense. See you out there tonight… Try to keep up will you?!
With that Crystal can’t help but chuckle as she walks away.
SEGMENT
We open up to the parking lot of the Rebel Star Arena as the loud roar of a motorcycle echoes through the area. A black and red Harley Davidson pulls up and comes to a stop as the rider, who we see is Killer Carter, climbs off of it and begins to make her way into the arena.Killer Carter: So two weeks ago at Savage… things didn’t exactly go my way when I went toe to toe with Ursula Von Rossbach…
The behemoth smirks as she continues.
Killer Carter: ...but I gave her a Hell of a fight and quite frankly… how many people in this industry can say that they were able to take the fight to the Lady Terminator?
She strokes her right hand through her short blonde hair.
Killer Carter: As for tonight? I’m going one on one with Crystal Zdunich… and trust me when I say this… I know all about the things you’ve done to get ahead in this business. That you’d go as far as stabbing your own fucking family in the back just to get the damn spotlight instead of putting in the hard work!
Carter shakes her head in disgust.
Killer Carter: You think that you’re hot shit don’t you, Crystal? You think that the whole fucking universe should revolve around your pathetic blue haired ass… and you don’t give a damn who you hurt to make sure that’s the case… even the ones who love you.
KC shrugs.
Killer Carter: But hey, that’s none of my business, is it? Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna whip your ass from pillar to post tonight! Because regardless of who you are… you’re in my way… and tonight I’m going up against quite the accomplished competitor… so a win against someone of your caliber? That will get people talking about me even more. That will get Rhodes thinking that I deserve an opportunity at championship gold. And THAT Crystal? Is my main goal tonight!
The behemoth now stops in her tracks outside of her locker room and glares into the camera.
Killer Carter: Welcome to the Gun Show, bitch!
Carter then disappears into her locker room as we cut elsewhere.
The bell sounds and Christina runs at KC, looking for a leading dropkick. KC swats her out of midair and watches as Christina plummets to the mat, bouncing hard. KC reaches down to grab her and Christina is able to pull her into an inside cradle.
KC kicks out.
This happens repeatedly, each time Christina tries to hit and run and ends up having to scramble for a pin attempt that KC easily kicks out of. Christina hits a rising pump kick and then tries for the Shining Lights but KC blocks it, spins her around and then grabs her for a two-handed chokebomb.
Christina gets a shoulder up.
KC drags Christina up and shoots her off to the ropes. She goes for a clothesline but Christina ducks. KC turns as Christina runs by her and runs in for a spear. Christina goes down hard. KC pulls her up and hits the jackhammer.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: KILLER CARTER!!!
Spazz: Well guess that answers how dangerous Crystal be!
Koss: She was flat out, steam rolled in this match through and through. Crystal Z was not prepared for Killer Carter at all!
Sylvia Lopez: Sylvia didn’t have enough fun two weeks ago in the Battle Royale for the shiny belt!
She tosses her head back in maniacal laughter before then stopping and looking back into the camera wide eyed with a big toothy grin.
Sylvia Lopez: But tonight! Tonight Sylvia is going to have so much fun!
Raising up the blow torch and the doll, we see that said doll has a striking resemblance to Kate Steele.
Sylvia Lopez: Sylvia has three playthings tonight! Kate Steele!
Lopez then uses the blow torch to set the Kate Steele doll on fire before she tosses it into the drum before pulling another doll from her pocket, this one resembling Dean Rose.
Sylvia Lopez: Dean Rose!
Much like with the Kate Steele doll, Lopez sets the Dean Rose one on fire with the torch before tossing it into the drum and then removes a third and final doll from her pocket, and as expected, this one resembles Chris Styles.
Sylvia Lopez: And Chris Styles!
She sets the Chris Styles doll on fire and then throws it into the oil drum and then stares into the flames for a moment as she begins to pull at her hair.
Sylvia Lopez: Sylvia does not care who any of you are! Sylvia does not care what you want from this match! All Sylvia cares about is having fun with you all! Sylvia wants to hear your screams when she snaps your bones! Sylvia wants to hear your cries when she bites into your flesh!
The light of the flames dances in the big bright brown wide eyes of the Bellevue Banshee as she giggles with excitement.
Sylvia Lopez: Time to play!
Lopez then lets out a maniacal laugh before we cut elsewhere.
Kate: Bloody fucking hell… It looks like it is about that time again and honestly I am absolutely thrilled to be booked on yet another card. Last time I stood in front of this camera I told the entire world that it would be my night. I told everybody that I would walk into that triple threat match and I would walk out a winner. Long behold not only did I live up to my promise but I choked out a wanker.
Kate licks her lips as she nods her head passionately.
Kate: I guess what that means is that I am in fact back and it doesn’t matter who this company lines up in front of me. It will all result in the same. With somebody either passing the fuck out or receiving a broken arm. It has been a long time since the Siren was this confident about doing what she does best but guess what?! She is back and she is ready to sing to her hearts content and lead people straight to their demise. I think what has me even more fired up is the fact at what Koss said after the match!
Kate shakes her head as she continues to vent showcasing some of her emotion.
Kate: What is this stuff about me winning is an upset… I find that to be some bloody bullshit considering I was an elite Conquest Champion. You don’t get there by mere luck. You don’t beat the brakes off of somebody like River Chance without going to war when she was around. No! I have earned my spot and I am ready to ascend again. Although to be quite honest after what I have been doing these last couple of weeks I should be MORE than confident to beat the living hell out of three other people. What makes me upset is that it was in a four way match in which I lost my title in the first place. I lost a match without even getting pinned and I feel all of the momentum I have built up for myself could just go up in smoke because somebody else losing this match.
Kate forms an upset expression on her face as she continues to glare at the camera.
Kate: That is an image that I know will piss me off greatly. I can’t lose and I simply refuse to lose. I know I will be in the ring with some very game competition. All of these people will be looking to do some big stuff. They will be looking to fight for position and to get ahead of the other but I feel like this is my right to be the next big thing. I feel like I deserve to be ahead of the other. I will ge back to my rightful place as a champion. I just need to take each match slowly. Match by match I will get there. Now if you would excuse me… It’s time to wreck some shit…
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: SYLVIA LOPEZ!!!
Sylvia quickly exits the ring, jumping up and down with a mad laugh!
Koss: That's a record for a Fatal Fourway match!
Spazz: Fuck, but alot happened in a short time! Everybody was on whup that ass mode!
Koss: Sometimes that's how it happens and Dean and Chris are still trading shots! Security might have to break them up!
“OW!!!”
WENDY HOUSE (FROM INSIDE THE WENDY HOUSE)
Yep, watch out for dem spikes.
TRACY DIXON
WHY ARE THERE SPIKES?
WENDY HOUSE
Because its hardcore. Obvimentally.
Wendy House pops her head out of the wendy house.
WENDY HOUSE
Today is a good day. Easter Bunny got ten months in pwison for gwand larceny, and me’s got a shot at da Hardcore Champyship. Which is good coz we lost da soddin’ tag titles again. Southern Cwoss makin’ House cwoss. Bloomin’ Wildside, and their incessant tweetage. At least Psycho Maguire left it at one tweet. House likes her better.
TRACY DIXON
Hey, you know I GOT A MATCH TOO TONIGHT!
WENDY HOUSE
Weally, what title is dat for?
TRACY DIXON:
..none, but it’s still a match!
WENDY HOUSE
We’ll me’s lost intwezt.
TRACY DIXON
..STILL A MATCH TO ME DAMN IT! I get to face a dude in his very first match here in Southern Rebellion Wrestling in Kendrick Kross!
WENDY HOUSE
Wow, would yous like to…
TRACY DIXON
Do not!
WENDY HOUSE
Would would would yous like toooo~
TRACY DIXON
HOUSE! NO!
Wendy titls her head back and hollers out.
WENDY HOUSE
WOULD YOUUUS LIKE TO KWOSS REFEWNCE THAT, ZIG-A-ZIG-AAAAAHH~
TRACY DIXON
….
WENDY HOUSE
??
TRACY DIXON
..did you just turn my opponent’s name into a..spice girl meme?! OWHCCC!~
We see House whacking her with a kendo stick.
WENDY HOUSE
DAT’S WENDY SPICE TO YOUUU~ HARDCORE CHAMPY WENDY SPICE AFTER TONIGHT ONCE I TAKE OUT PSYCHO SPICE FOR THE HARDCORE SPICE GIRL CHAMPYSHIP
She goes to whack Dixon again but this time Tracy was quicker (for once) getting her head inside the house. And we hear loud rummaging.
WENDY HOUSE
NOOO! WATCHIES IT YOUS BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE OF HOUSE!
TRACY DIXON:
EVERY DAMN TIME WENDS! I’M HAVING A MATCH AND TRYING TO BE SERIOUS YOU ARE TURNING IT INTO CHAOS, WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A REAL PROMOTIONAL SEGMENT, JUST ONCE?!
The House of House (of hardcore I ) wobbles from side to side and if this was a cartoon we’d get those *WHACK* *CHUCK* *SMACK* flashes and great sound effects, sadly, this is boring real life and all we get is a wobbly house and a LOUD tear.
The two wrestlers tumble out of the remains of House Of House (Hardcore I) and we see honest to god shock on Tracy’s face as she looks at the now ripped of ruins.
TRACY DIXON
Oh dear..Wends I’m.. I’m so sorry..it’s just that for once I was hoping my opponent would take me serious and then you did this and I got kinda mad and..
She looks at the house and gulps.
TRACY DIXON
I’m sorry about your house...house.
WENDY HOUSE(Now without a House)
YOUS KILLED IT! YOUS KILLED MES HOUSE, YOU CAME AND HUFFED, AND PUFFED AND DAMN BROUGHT MES HOUSE DOWN, YOU THE BIG FAT WOLF!
TRACY DIXON
..don’t you mean bad wolf?
WENDY HOUSE
No me’s pwetty sure yous is fat, I’m a child, not BLIND!
TRACY DIXON
.......I probably deserved that.
House shakes her head.
WENDY HOUSE
It’s okay, me’s was pwepared for day when me’s put spikes in a wendy house. Besides, for what it’s worth, me’s no fink you’s pwomotional seggie wasn’t bad. Twas actually pwetty good.
TRACY DIXON
...You think so?
WENDY HOUSE
Yah. Me’s mean... you did bwing da house down after all.
Tracy facepalms.
TRACY DIXON
God dammit, Wends...
She chuckles and shakes her head.
TRACY DIXON
At least you are on the hardcore match on your own this time, good luck against Psycho, House.
WENDY HOUSE
Good luck Kross.
We see Dixon’s face light up. With furious anger.
TRACY DIXON
WHAT??! YOU DON’T THINK I CAN BEAT HIM DO YOU?!?
We see House grabbing her Kendo stick to keep Tracy at a distance getting up and scurrying off.
WENDY HOUSE
House has to go get ready for the matchie, baiiiiii~
What we are left is Tracy Dixon sitting on the floor on her own with the remains of House Of House (Hardcore I ) with her fist up in the air shaking.
TRACY DIXON
DAMN YOUUUUU HOUUUUUUUUSEEE!~
Psycho: I bae gettin’ tae play wit Wendy House?
Her eyes flash as she nods affirmatively.
Psycho: Aye, an’ it isna aeven me birthday!
She starts to rub her hands together playfully.
Psycho: House is always fun tae play wit, I’ve saen bote Alex an’ Jackie enjoy th’ game wit her an’ I know I bae enjoyin’ it as well!
She leans in, eager to ask her next question.
Psycho: Do ye bae ready tae bae playin’ then, House?
Her eyes flash again.
Psycho: I know I bae ready fer this… an’ it will bae glorious!
The camera zooms in.
Psycho: We’ll bae given’ them all a game they kinna ever bae forgettin’! We will bae doin’ tings tae aech utter tha kinna bae described an’ it will all bae live an’ in livin’ colour!
The smirk deepens.
Psycho: An’ ye all bae knowin’ whot tha mean!
The camera zooms back out.
Psycho: Let’s play, House. Let’s play… hard!
KC kicks out.
This happens repeatedly, each time Christina tries to hit and run and ends up having to scramble for a pin attempt that KC easily kicks out of. Christina hits a rising pump kick and then tries for the Shining Lights but KC blocks it, spins her around and then grabs her for a two-handed chokebomb.
Christina gets a shoulder up.
KC drags Christina up and shoots her off to the ropes. She goes for a clothesline but Christina ducks. KC turns as Christina runs by her and runs in for a spear. Christina goes down hard. KC pulls her up and hits the jackhammer.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: KILLER CARTER!!!
Spazz: Well guess that answers how dangerous Crystal be!
Koss: She was flat out, steam rolled in this match through and through. Crystal Z was not prepared for Killer Carter at all!
SEGMENT
We cut to the roof of the Rebel Star Arena as we see Sylvia Lopez pacing back and forth behind an old oil drum, in one hand she has a blow torch and in the other is a doll of some description. She begins to seethe as her pace quickens before she suddenly stops and turns her attention to the camera.Sylvia Lopez: Sylvia didn’t have enough fun two weeks ago in the Battle Royale for the shiny belt!
She tosses her head back in maniacal laughter before then stopping and looking back into the camera wide eyed with a big toothy grin.
Sylvia Lopez: But tonight! Tonight Sylvia is going to have so much fun!
Raising up the blow torch and the doll, we see that said doll has a striking resemblance to Kate Steele.
Sylvia Lopez: Sylvia has three playthings tonight! Kate Steele!
Lopez then uses the blow torch to set the Kate Steele doll on fire before she tosses it into the drum before pulling another doll from her pocket, this one resembling Dean Rose.
Sylvia Lopez: Dean Rose!
Much like with the Kate Steele doll, Lopez sets the Dean Rose one on fire with the torch before tossing it into the drum and then removes a third and final doll from her pocket, and as expected, this one resembles Chris Styles.
Sylvia Lopez: And Chris Styles!
She sets the Chris Styles doll on fire and then throws it into the oil drum and then stares into the flames for a moment as she begins to pull at her hair.
Sylvia Lopez: Sylvia does not care who any of you are! Sylvia does not care what you want from this match! All Sylvia cares about is having fun with you all! Sylvia wants to hear your screams when she snaps your bones! Sylvia wants to hear your cries when she bites into your flesh!
The light of the flames dances in the big bright brown wide eyes of the Bellevue Banshee as she giggles with excitement.
Sylvia Lopez: Time to play!
Lopez then lets out a maniacal laugh before we cut elsewhere.
SEGMENT
The cameras zoom in on an irate Kate Steele. The pint sized submission based wrestler just cracks an evil grin as she shakes her head in utter disgust and looks deeply into the camera. She runs her hands through her hair as she begins to speak.Kate: Bloody fucking hell… It looks like it is about that time again and honestly I am absolutely thrilled to be booked on yet another card. Last time I stood in front of this camera I told the entire world that it would be my night. I told everybody that I would walk into that triple threat match and I would walk out a winner. Long behold not only did I live up to my promise but I choked out a wanker.
Kate licks her lips as she nods her head passionately.
Kate: I guess what that means is that I am in fact back and it doesn’t matter who this company lines up in front of me. It will all result in the same. With somebody either passing the fuck out or receiving a broken arm. It has been a long time since the Siren was this confident about doing what she does best but guess what?! She is back and she is ready to sing to her hearts content and lead people straight to their demise. I think what has me even more fired up is the fact at what Koss said after the match!
Kate shakes her head as she continues to vent showcasing some of her emotion.
Kate: What is this stuff about me winning is an upset… I find that to be some bloody bullshit considering I was an elite Conquest Champion. You don’t get there by mere luck. You don’t beat the brakes off of somebody like River Chance without going to war when she was around. No! I have earned my spot and I am ready to ascend again. Although to be quite honest after what I have been doing these last couple of weeks I should be MORE than confident to beat the living hell out of three other people. What makes me upset is that it was in a four way match in which I lost my title in the first place. I lost a match without even getting pinned and I feel all of the momentum I have built up for myself could just go up in smoke because somebody else losing this match.
Kate forms an upset expression on her face as she continues to glare at the camera.
Kate: That is an image that I know will piss me off greatly. I can’t lose and I simply refuse to lose. I know I will be in the ring with some very game competition. All of these people will be looking to do some big stuff. They will be looking to fight for position and to get ahead of the other but I feel like this is my right to be the next big thing. I feel like I deserve to be ahead of the other. I will ge back to my rightful place as a champion. I just need to take each match slowly. Match by match I will get there. Now if you would excuse me… It’s time to wreck some shit…
FATAL FOURWAY
-DEAN ROSE-VS-KATE STEELE-VS-SYLVIA LOPEZ-VS-CHRIS STYLES-
The match begins with a wild melee after Kate Steele gets right in Dean Rose's face and gets pie-faced for it. Kate goes on an all out assault. BIG BOOT shuts her right down. Meanwhile Sylvia dips and ducks Chris Style's lumbering strikes until he goes for the STYLES SMASH, but SYLVIA DUCKS and Chris instead rocks Dean right off his feet!!!! Sylvia promptly hits him with a dropkick in the back that sends him half through the ropes! Sylvia narrowly ducks a spinning back kick from Kate and nails her with THE LUNATIC COMBINATION! Meanwhile Dean and Chris go over the ropes with a clothesline over the top to the outside, unaware that Sylvia has Kate in a deep Mandible Claw hold! KATE STEELE TAPS OUT!!WINNER BY SUBMISSION: SYLVIA LOPEZ!!!
Sylvia quickly exits the ring, jumping up and down with a mad laugh!
Koss: That's a record for a Fatal Fourway match!
Spazz: Fuck, but alot happened in a short time! Everybody was on whup that ass mode!
Koss: Sometimes that's how it happens and Dean and Chris are still trading shots! Security might have to break them up!
SEGMENT
We open our scene backstage, where we see a wendy house. Not Wendy House, but an actual wendy house.It has a little sign outside that reads “House of Hardcore”. We see Tracy Dixon shaking her head before poking it through the flap.“OW!!!”
WENDY HOUSE (FROM INSIDE THE WENDY HOUSE)
Yep, watch out for dem spikes.
TRACY DIXON
WHY ARE THERE SPIKES?
WENDY HOUSE
Because its hardcore. Obvimentally.
Wendy House pops her head out of the wendy house.
WENDY HOUSE
Today is a good day. Easter Bunny got ten months in pwison for gwand larceny, and me’s got a shot at da Hardcore Champyship. Which is good coz we lost da soddin’ tag titles again. Southern Cwoss makin’ House cwoss. Bloomin’ Wildside, and their incessant tweetage. At least Psycho Maguire left it at one tweet. House likes her better.
TRACY DIXON
Hey, you know I GOT A MATCH TOO TONIGHT!
WENDY HOUSE
Weally, what title is dat for?
TRACY DIXON:
..none, but it’s still a match!
WENDY HOUSE
We’ll me’s lost intwezt.
TRACY DIXON
..STILL A MATCH TO ME DAMN IT! I get to face a dude in his very first match here in Southern Rebellion Wrestling in Kendrick Kross!
WENDY HOUSE
Wow, would yous like to…
TRACY DIXON
Do not!
WENDY HOUSE
Would would would yous like toooo~
TRACY DIXON
HOUSE! NO!
Wendy titls her head back and hollers out.
WENDY HOUSE
WOULD YOUUUS LIKE TO KWOSS REFEWNCE THAT, ZIG-A-ZIG-AAAAAHH~
TRACY DIXON
….
WENDY HOUSE
??
TRACY DIXON
..did you just turn my opponent’s name into a..spice girl meme?! OWHCCC!~
We see House whacking her with a kendo stick.
WENDY HOUSE
DAT’S WENDY SPICE TO YOUUU~ HARDCORE CHAMPY WENDY SPICE AFTER TONIGHT ONCE I TAKE OUT PSYCHO SPICE FOR THE HARDCORE SPICE GIRL CHAMPYSHIP
She goes to whack Dixon again but this time Tracy was quicker (for once) getting her head inside the house. And we hear loud rummaging.
WENDY HOUSE
NOOO! WATCHIES IT YOUS BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE OF HOUSE!
TRACY DIXON:
EVERY DAMN TIME WENDS! I’M HAVING A MATCH AND TRYING TO BE SERIOUS YOU ARE TURNING IT INTO CHAOS, WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A REAL PROMOTIONAL SEGMENT, JUST ONCE?!
The House of House (of hardcore I ) wobbles from side to side and if this was a cartoon we’d get those *WHACK* *CHUCK* *SMACK* flashes and great sound effects, sadly, this is boring real life and all we get is a wobbly house and a LOUD tear.
The two wrestlers tumble out of the remains of House Of House (Hardcore I) and we see honest to god shock on Tracy’s face as she looks at the now ripped of ruins.
TRACY DIXON
Oh dear..Wends I’m.. I’m so sorry..it’s just that for once I was hoping my opponent would take me serious and then you did this and I got kinda mad and..
She looks at the house and gulps.
TRACY DIXON
I’m sorry about your house...house.
WENDY HOUSE(Now without a House)
YOUS KILLED IT! YOUS KILLED MES HOUSE, YOU CAME AND HUFFED, AND PUFFED AND DAMN BROUGHT MES HOUSE DOWN, YOU THE BIG FAT WOLF!
TRACY DIXON
..don’t you mean bad wolf?
WENDY HOUSE
No me’s pwetty sure yous is fat, I’m a child, not BLIND!
TRACY DIXON
.......I probably deserved that.
House shakes her head.
WENDY HOUSE
It’s okay, me’s was pwepared for day when me’s put spikes in a wendy house. Besides, for what it’s worth, me’s no fink you’s pwomotional seggie wasn’t bad. Twas actually pwetty good.
TRACY DIXON
...You think so?
WENDY HOUSE
Yah. Me’s mean... you did bwing da house down after all.
Tracy facepalms.
TRACY DIXON
God dammit, Wends...
She chuckles and shakes her head.
TRACY DIXON
At least you are on the hardcore match on your own this time, good luck against Psycho, House.
WENDY HOUSE
Good luck Kross.
We see Dixon’s face light up. With furious anger.
TRACY DIXON
WHAT??! YOU DON’T THINK I CAN BEAT HIM DO YOU?!?
We see House grabbing her Kendo stick to keep Tracy at a distance getting up and scurrying off.
WENDY HOUSE
House has to go get ready for the matchie, baiiiiii~
What we are left is Tracy Dixon sitting on the floor on her own with the remains of House Of House (Hardcore I ) with her fist up in the air shaking.
TRACY DIXON
DAMN YOUUUUU HOUUUUUUUUSEEE!~
SEGMENT
The camera opens backstage on “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire smirking cruelly.Psycho: I bae gettin’ tae play wit Wendy House?
Her eyes flash as she nods affirmatively.
Psycho: Aye, an’ it isna aeven me birthday!
She starts to rub her hands together playfully.
Psycho: House is always fun tae play wit, I’ve saen bote Alex an’ Jackie enjoy th’ game wit her an’ I know I bae enjoyin’ it as well!
She leans in, eager to ask her next question.
Psycho: Do ye bae ready tae bae playin’ then, House?
Her eyes flash again.
Psycho: I know I bae ready fer this… an’ it will bae glorious!
The camera zooms in.
Psycho: We’ll bae given’ them all a game they kinna ever bae forgettin’! We will bae doin’ tings tae aech utter tha kinna bae described an’ it will all bae live an’ in livin’ colour!
The smirk deepens.
Psycho: An’ ye all bae knowin’ whot tha mean!
The camera zooms back out.
Psycho: Let’s play, House. Let’s play… hard!
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
-PSYCHO MAGUIRE (C)-VS-WENDY HOUSE-
-PSYCHO MAGUIRE (C)-VS-WENDY HOUSE-
The bell sounds and Psycho walks out to meet House. Wendy grins and starts laughing before jumping, bopping Psycho on the head and then running for the ropes. Psycho turns, stunned and aggravated at House’s game. House slides out to the floor and starts skipping around the ringside area. Psycho watches, following with her eyes as House goes all the way around the ring. House continues on, giggling as she goes. Psycho slides out the backside of the ring and waits. House continues skipping around the ring and picks up a chair covered in barbed wire before turning and diving into the ring. She slides in under the bottom rope and holds the chair up for everyone to see. Psycho dives in behind her and blasts her from behind with a wrench. House goes down and Psycho covers.
House kicks out.
Psycho grabs the wrench to bash House again but House kicks it away and then tries to roll Psycho up for a cradle.
Psycho kicks out.
House gets up, grabs the chair she’d had before and brains Psycho with it. Psycho goes down, now bleeding from the chairshot. House drops the chair across Psycho’s head and hits a jumping legdrop. House giggles as she slaps the chair away. She covers, hooking the leg.
Psycho kicks out.
House gets up, gets the chair and almost starts dancing before she runs over and smashes it down as if she’s riding a sled under her arms onto Psycho. House holds for the cover on the bloody as hell Psycho.
Psycho gets a shoulder up.
House gets up and starts to play air guitar on the chair. As she turns to face Psycho again, Psycho kicks her between the uprights. House’s eyes go wide in shock and pain as the chair falls from her hands. Psycho catches it and hits a rising uppercut shot that sounds like a gun going off. House goes down, bleeding from the sudden violent impact. Psycho drops down and covers.
House gets a shoulder up.
Psycho staggers up and watches as House crawls to the ropes. House pulls herself up and Psycho picks up the chair. House jumps and hits a dropkick that knocks the chair back into Psycho’s face. House jumps on top for the cover.
Psycho gets a shoulder up.
House staggers up and picks the chair up. Psycho staggers up and House turns to look. As she does, Psycho spins into Gealltachta, kicking the chair back into House’s face. House goes down like she’s been shot and Psycho lands on top for the cover.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Trainers and EMTs both rush out to tend to the fallen competitors as they both lie there battered and bleeding.
WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION: PSYCHO MAGUIRE!!!
Koss: And Psycho retains her hardcore championship!
Spazz: She's like, "BITCHES BEWARE! I'MMA' SHOW YOUS WHY I WAS THE FIRST AND BEST OF THE WORST!"
Halo: Skillz Vendorz…
Brittany shakes her head as she seems disgusted.
Brittany: Yes that is the team we are up against and I know my wife here will probably talk up Katrina and Sammi but let me explain something. Who are they to come into this fed talking up some test your might nonsense?! I don’t know if they realized it or not but I am a gaming prodigy. I am a video game genius and I earned that right by being my mother’s daughter and of course the niece of Jennifer Williams. Those two before me took Geek Chic to another level, and while these two girls might think they are super amazing. The reality is Halo and I are on another level. The Skillz Vendorz better gain some EXP and Level Up before they think they even have a chance at beating us in the ring!
Halo shrugs.
Halo: Well, it’s not like they’re noobs. Way I hear it, they done rocked that shit before and they gonna rock it again. Only question is if they gonna rock it at our expense!
Brittany rolls her eyes before looking back at her wife.
Brittany: I would prefer for it not to be. The truth is we are both amazing single stars but this is our chance to really stand out and showcase to the world that we can do something not only as a married couple but as partners. We are the perfect mixture of strength and speed. We just need to apply what we know to the ring and out do this other team. I believe we have the ability, let’s just go do it!
Halo: You mean we ain’t done that before?
Brittany: Well… We have but when it comes to do that here we need to apply what we know and showcase it to this audience. Besides who better than us to take over this tag team division?! I feel like it is in our destiny to take what belongs to us!
Halo: We have hung with the champions before.
Brittany: We have but we haven’t won tag titles yet. I know you have had your success here before and I know there are some who question if I am holding you back. Tonight we have to showcase that isn’t the case and we can keep hanging with the best just like we have in the past! We just need the eyes and attention on us!
Halo: And that would bring us back to the Skillz Vendorz who ain’t no fuckin’ joke!
Brittany smiles looking at her wife.
Brittany: They are an amazing team and I have a feeling people already have us written off. They probably assume they are just going to ROFLSTOMP all over us but that’s not going to happen. We will give our very best. We will hang with them and we will showcase we are just as tough!
Halo grins.
Halo: Test… your might!
She snickers to herself.
Halo: And… GET OVER HERE!
Brittany: WHOOPSIES!!!!!!!!!!! It’s time for the Lil’ Dream Machines to not only make our dreams become a reality but to level up. Try to get on our level, NOOBS!!!!
House kicks out.
Psycho grabs the wrench to bash House again but House kicks it away and then tries to roll Psycho up for a cradle.
Psycho kicks out.
House gets up, grabs the chair she’d had before and brains Psycho with it. Psycho goes down, now bleeding from the chairshot. House drops the chair across Psycho’s head and hits a jumping legdrop. House giggles as she slaps the chair away. She covers, hooking the leg.
Psycho kicks out.
House gets up, gets the chair and almost starts dancing before she runs over and smashes it down as if she’s riding a sled under her arms onto Psycho. House holds for the cover on the bloody as hell Psycho.
Psycho gets a shoulder up.
House gets up and starts to play air guitar on the chair. As she turns to face Psycho again, Psycho kicks her between the uprights. House’s eyes go wide in shock and pain as the chair falls from her hands. Psycho catches it and hits a rising uppercut shot that sounds like a gun going off. House goes down, bleeding from the sudden violent impact. Psycho drops down and covers.
House gets a shoulder up.
Psycho staggers up and watches as House crawls to the ropes. House pulls herself up and Psycho picks up the chair. House jumps and hits a dropkick that knocks the chair back into Psycho’s face. House jumps on top for the cover.
Psycho gets a shoulder up.
House staggers up and picks the chair up. Psycho staggers up and House turns to look. As she does, Psycho spins into Gealltachta, kicking the chair back into House’s face. House goes down like she’s been shot and Psycho lands on top for the cover.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Trainers and EMTs both rush out to tend to the fallen competitors as they both lie there battered and bleeding.
WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION: PSYCHO MAGUIRE!!!
Koss: And Psycho retains her hardcore championship!
Spazz: She's like, "BITCHES BEWARE! I'MMA' SHOW YOUS WHY I WAS THE FIRST AND BEST OF THE WORST!"
SEGMENT
The camera opens backstage in the dressing room of the Li’l Dream Machines to find Brittany Williams-Annis and Haylie Jo “Halo” Annis standings and seemingly ready to go.Halo: Skillz Vendorz…
Brittany shakes her head as she seems disgusted.
Brittany: Yes that is the team we are up against and I know my wife here will probably talk up Katrina and Sammi but let me explain something. Who are they to come into this fed talking up some test your might nonsense?! I don’t know if they realized it or not but I am a gaming prodigy. I am a video game genius and I earned that right by being my mother’s daughter and of course the niece of Jennifer Williams. Those two before me took Geek Chic to another level, and while these two girls might think they are super amazing. The reality is Halo and I are on another level. The Skillz Vendorz better gain some EXP and Level Up before they think they even have a chance at beating us in the ring!
Halo shrugs.
Halo: Well, it’s not like they’re noobs. Way I hear it, they done rocked that shit before and they gonna rock it again. Only question is if they gonna rock it at our expense!
Brittany rolls her eyes before looking back at her wife.
Brittany: I would prefer for it not to be. The truth is we are both amazing single stars but this is our chance to really stand out and showcase to the world that we can do something not only as a married couple but as partners. We are the perfect mixture of strength and speed. We just need to apply what we know to the ring and out do this other team. I believe we have the ability, let’s just go do it!
Halo: You mean we ain’t done that before?
Brittany: Well… We have but when it comes to do that here we need to apply what we know and showcase it to this audience. Besides who better than us to take over this tag team division?! I feel like it is in our destiny to take what belongs to us!
Halo: We have hung with the champions before.
Brittany: We have but we haven’t won tag titles yet. I know you have had your success here before and I know there are some who question if I am holding you back. Tonight we have to showcase that isn’t the case and we can keep hanging with the best just like we have in the past! We just need the eyes and attention on us!
Halo: And that would bring us back to the Skillz Vendorz who ain’t no fuckin’ joke!
Brittany smiles looking at her wife.
Brittany: They are an amazing team and I have a feeling people already have us written off. They probably assume they are just going to ROFLSTOMP all over us but that’s not going to happen. We will give our very best. We will hang with them and we will showcase we are just as tough!
Halo grins.
Halo: Test… your might!
She snickers to herself.
Halo: And… GET OVER HERE!
Brittany: WHOOPSIES!!!!!!!!!!! It’s time for the Lil’ Dream Machines to not only make our dreams become a reality but to level up. Try to get on our level, NOOBS!!!!
-SKILLZ VENDORZ-VS-LIL DREAM MACHINES-
The bell sounds and Brittany makes her way out to meet with Sammi Belmont. Brittany smirks and then slaps Sammi across the face. Sammi jumps into an enziguri and then executes the Snake, Rattle N’ Roll.
Brittany kicks out.
Sammi makes the tag to Katrina. The Skillz Vendorz start running, crisscrossing and meeting in the middle for a high low effect when Brittany staggers to her feet in the middle of the ring. Katrina covers as Sammi steps over to the corner and slips out to the apron.
Brittany kicks out.
Katrina tags Sammi back in and Brittany catches her for a rolling cardle as she comes in.
Sammi kicks out.
Brittany gets away and tags in Halo. Halo drills Sammi and then knocks Katrina off the apron. Halo bounces Sammi like a basketball for a minute before snapping off a big spinebuster and holding for the cover.
Sammi kicks out.
Halo slaps on a hold and rides Sammi into the mat until Brittany recovers and makes the tag. The Dream Machines double team Sammi off and on until they hit a spinebuster/splash combo and Brittany holds for the cover.
Sammi gets a shoulder up.
Halo tags back in and bounces sammi some more before hitting a big powerbomb and covering.
Katrina makes the save.
Halo tags in Brittany and the Dream Machines go for Night Terror. Sammi rolls forward into a victory roll and Halo tumbles to the floor. Sammi springs up and clotheslines Brittany before starting her crawl. She inches over and makes the tag to Katrina. Katrina comes in and drills Brittany with a superkick. Halo climbs up on the apron and Katrina hits her with a superkick. Halo falls to the floor. Katrina hits a lariat on Brittany and then picks her up for a series of German suplexes. Katrina motions at Sammi and they hit the C.T.D. on Brittany. Katrina covers.
1!!!
2!!!
Halo tries to break it up but she’s too late.
3!!!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Spazz: Fuck, Halo, yous need to drop a boat anchor yo! Yous was kicking all the ass on your own!
Koss: It's hard to argue, but anything can happen in the ring and the Skillz Vendorz are veteran talents!
Spazz: But that's twice now B-Brat's cost them their shit here!
Koss: Well everyone has three strikes, don't they? We'll see if there's a third booking what happens.
Brittany kicks out.
Sammi makes the tag to Katrina. The Skillz Vendorz start running, crisscrossing and meeting in the middle for a high low effect when Brittany staggers to her feet in the middle of the ring. Katrina covers as Sammi steps over to the corner and slips out to the apron.
Brittany kicks out.
Katrina tags Sammi back in and Brittany catches her for a rolling cardle as she comes in.
Sammi kicks out.
Brittany gets away and tags in Halo. Halo drills Sammi and then knocks Katrina off the apron. Halo bounces Sammi like a basketball for a minute before snapping off a big spinebuster and holding for the cover.
Sammi kicks out.
Halo slaps on a hold and rides Sammi into the mat until Brittany recovers and makes the tag. The Dream Machines double team Sammi off and on until they hit a spinebuster/splash combo and Brittany holds for the cover.
Sammi gets a shoulder up.
Halo tags back in and bounces sammi some more before hitting a big powerbomb and covering.
Katrina makes the save.
Halo tags in Brittany and the Dream Machines go for Night Terror. Sammi rolls forward into a victory roll and Halo tumbles to the floor. Sammi springs up and clotheslines Brittany before starting her crawl. She inches over and makes the tag to Katrina. Katrina comes in and drills Brittany with a superkick. Halo climbs up on the apron and Katrina hits her with a superkick. Halo falls to the floor. Katrina hits a lariat on Brittany and then picks her up for a series of German suplexes. Katrina motions at Sammi and they hit the C.T.D. on Brittany. Katrina covers.
1!!!
2!!!
Halo tries to break it up but she’s too late.
3!!!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Spazz: Fuck, Halo, yous need to drop a boat anchor yo! Yous was kicking all the ass on your own!
Koss: It's hard to argue, but anything can happen in the ring and the Skillz Vendorz are veteran talents!
Spazz: But that's twice now B-Brat's cost them their shit here!
Koss: Well everyone has three strikes, don't they? We'll see if there's a third booking what happens.
COMMERCIAL
-SAMANTHA TOLSON & AURORA ZAMBROTTA-VS-PRETTY COMMITTEE-
ULTIMATE CONQUEST CHAMPIOSNHIP
-LUTHER THUNDER (C)-VS-ROSE-
The match begins with Samantha Tolson squaring off with Veronica Taylor. The opening starts off with Veronica doing alot of foward feints followed by back pedaling anytime Tolson reaches out for her. Minion tries to distract Tolson, but the veteran's focus is too strong. One of the feints works, however, as Tolson continues forward, right into a hard foot stomp followed by a hard kick to the outside of the knee that nearly has The Suplex Murder machine buckling. Veronica presses the advantage with several hard strikes and kicks, ending it with a claw rake across Tolson's eyes. The referee admonishes Vero who just smugly grins back and nods, agreeing with everything they say while Tolson stumbles right into the waiting arms of Bianca Davis who locks on a blantant rear choke against the ropes! Aurora runs along the apron to make the save but Minion hooks her foot, sending Aurora tumbling hard. She hits her knee on the apron and goes to the floor in a world of hurt. Tolson manages to break free with a back headbutt to Bianca, then stumbles forward gasping for breath. She ducks a spinning heel kick from Veronica and on instinct, hoists her up with a running start and hits a back drop suplex in the middle of the ring!
Bianca and Minion, meanwhile gang up on Aurora Zambrotta outside the ring, stomping and kicking her while she's down and eventually sending her into the ring steps with a laugh! Back in the ring, Samantha is utterly dominating Veronica Taylor with suplex after suplex after suplex, drilling her one shot after the other until making a pin attempt, in which case Bianca quickly rushes into the ring to break it up! Aurora turns the tide on the attack from Minion on the outside, hitting a hard headbutt and running her down with THE ONORE DRIVER!!!! In the ring, Bianca and Veronica hit PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY! Veronica makes the cover and Bianca tries to stop Aurora, but gets bowled over with a powerful clothesline! Aurora hits an elbow drop across Vero's back to break up the pin at a count of two and a half! The ref ushers Aurora back to her corner, then turns in time to see Veronica tag out to Bianca who rushes in for THE QUEEN'S MAKEOV-NO!!! Samantha catches her with both hands, flips her onto her shoulders and hits Fireman's Carry Slam! Tolson tags out to Aurora, clearly needing a breather! She moves in quick on Bianca who immediately begs for her life on her knees! This causes Aurora to pause.
Minion manages to cry out, getting the ref's attention as she acts hurt. Veronica tosses the infamous perfume bottle to Bianca who catches it and turns to spray Aurora, but Aurora caps it with her hand, headbutting Bianca off her feet. As she does so, she rips the bottle from Bianca's hand and holds it up with a big grin, shouting, "YEAH! DIDN'T HELP HER AT ALL!"
Unfortunately the referee turns to see her holding the bottle up and Bianca down, immediately throwing the match out, much to Sam and Aurora's dismay!!
WINNERS BY DISQUALIFICATION: PRETTY COMMITTEE!!!
Veronica and Minion pull Bianca out of the ring as the three quickly exit with their music playing, pointing and laughing. Sam Tolson argues with the ref along with Aurora, but the ref takes the bottle from Aurora's hand, holding it up in their faces as he yells the rules to them. The two then turn to the laughing jackals of the Pretty Committee making matching L shapes on their foreheads before backing through the curtains to leave the fuming Tolson and Zambrotta in the ring.
Spazz: YOUS NEVER HOLD UP A CHEAT DEVICE LIKE A PRIZE!!! JUST NEVER EVER! NO!!! GODDAMMIT AURORA!!!
Koss: She was triumphant and keeping herself from being blinded but got played all the same! Can anyone stop the shenanigans of The Pretty Committee?
Bianca and Minion, meanwhile gang up on Aurora Zambrotta outside the ring, stomping and kicking her while she's down and eventually sending her into the ring steps with a laugh! Back in the ring, Samantha is utterly dominating Veronica Taylor with suplex after suplex after suplex, drilling her one shot after the other until making a pin attempt, in which case Bianca quickly rushes into the ring to break it up! Aurora turns the tide on the attack from Minion on the outside, hitting a hard headbutt and running her down with THE ONORE DRIVER!!!! In the ring, Bianca and Veronica hit PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY! Veronica makes the cover and Bianca tries to stop Aurora, but gets bowled over with a powerful clothesline! Aurora hits an elbow drop across Vero's back to break up the pin at a count of two and a half! The ref ushers Aurora back to her corner, then turns in time to see Veronica tag out to Bianca who rushes in for THE QUEEN'S MAKEOV-NO!!! Samantha catches her with both hands, flips her onto her shoulders and hits Fireman's Carry Slam! Tolson tags out to Aurora, clearly needing a breather! She moves in quick on Bianca who immediately begs for her life on her knees! This causes Aurora to pause.
Minion manages to cry out, getting the ref's attention as she acts hurt. Veronica tosses the infamous perfume bottle to Bianca who catches it and turns to spray Aurora, but Aurora caps it with her hand, headbutting Bianca off her feet. As she does so, she rips the bottle from Bianca's hand and holds it up with a big grin, shouting, "YEAH! DIDN'T HELP HER AT ALL!"
Unfortunately the referee turns to see her holding the bottle up and Bianca down, immediately throwing the match out, much to Sam and Aurora's dismay!!
WINNERS BY DISQUALIFICATION: PRETTY COMMITTEE!!!
Veronica and Minion pull Bianca out of the ring as the three quickly exit with their music playing, pointing and laughing. Sam Tolson argues with the ref along with Aurora, but the ref takes the bottle from Aurora's hand, holding it up in their faces as he yells the rules to them. The two then turn to the laughing jackals of the Pretty Committee making matching L shapes on their foreheads before backing through the curtains to leave the fuming Tolson and Zambrotta in the ring.
Spazz: YOUS NEVER HOLD UP A CHEAT DEVICE LIKE A PRIZE!!! JUST NEVER EVER! NO!!! GODDAMMIT AURORA!!!
Koss: She was triumphant and keeping herself from being blinded but got played all the same! Can anyone stop the shenanigans of The Pretty Committee?
SEGMENT
We see a rather confused and increasingly frantic Mina Wilk walking around backstage, stopping anybody and everybody in her search for her fiance, Nate Nitro. As she comes around a corner, mumbling to herself, anger and concern growing on her face, she bumps into the rather large frame of Killer Carter.
Mina Wilk: KC! Kara, have you seen Nate around? He went off to Catering to get some drinks for us while I was on the phone home to Mom and Mimi.
Carter, who was busy on her phone, puts the device away before focusing on her concerned friend.
Killer Carter: Slow down, Mina. I just came from catering but I didn’t see him… maybe he stepped out for a minute for some air? I know he’s been pretty pissed off over what happened two weeks ago… which I don’t blame him for.
Wilk shakes her head no.
Mina Wilk: I walked around the entire building inside and out, nobody’s seen him. I tried texting him but he left his phone in his gear bag as he usually does. With this crap with The Covenant going on lately… actually, nobody has seen THEM tonight either, come to think of it.
KC puts her hands on her hips.
Killer Carter: Nobody ever sees those freaks… and fuck knows where Bathory has that skull throne of hers. I’ll keep an eye out for him and if I see him, I’ll tell him you’re looking for him. Other than that… I don’t know what else I can do if he doesn’t have his cell on him.
Mina nods for a second.
Mina Wilk: Yeah, ok. He wouldn’t have gone far, especially without his phone…
Just as she’s about to continue, Mina’s phone chimes with a text message. She looks at her screen and screams, dropping her phone. Looking down at the phone, we see a message on the screen from an unknown number.
“We have defanged the Wolf. You are next -B”
KC is seen doing her best to try and console Wilk as we cut elsewhere.
Mina Wilk: KC! Kara, have you seen Nate around? He went off to Catering to get some drinks for us while I was on the phone home to Mom and Mimi.
Carter, who was busy on her phone, puts the device away before focusing on her concerned friend.
Killer Carter: Slow down, Mina. I just came from catering but I didn’t see him… maybe he stepped out for a minute for some air? I know he’s been pretty pissed off over what happened two weeks ago… which I don’t blame him for.
Wilk shakes her head no.
Mina Wilk: I walked around the entire building inside and out, nobody’s seen him. I tried texting him but he left his phone in his gear bag as he usually does. With this crap with The Covenant going on lately… actually, nobody has seen THEM tonight either, come to think of it.
KC puts her hands on her hips.
Killer Carter: Nobody ever sees those freaks… and fuck knows where Bathory has that skull throne of hers. I’ll keep an eye out for him and if I see him, I’ll tell him you’re looking for him. Other than that… I don’t know what else I can do if he doesn’t have his cell on him.
Mina nods for a second.
Mina Wilk: Yeah, ok. He wouldn’t have gone far, especially without his phone…
Just as she’s about to continue, Mina’s phone chimes with a text message. She looks at her screen and screams, dropping her phone. Looking down at the phone, we see a message on the screen from an unknown number.
“We have defanged the Wolf. You are next -B”
KC is seen doing her best to try and console Wilk as we cut elsewhere.
-LUTHER THUNDER (C)-VS-ROSE-
Luther enters the match like a caged lion unleashed. Rose is sent on the defensive, back pedaling and side stepping as much as she can from her massive foe's grapple attempts and swings. She catches an arm, surprising him with her strength, but the surprise doesn't lock as she finds herself pulled into a scoop slam! She gets up quickly as he backs into the ropes and comes at her with a running lariat. Rose ducks and catches him with a neckbreaker! Both bounce up with him gripping his neck. He takes a swing, she ducks and catches him with a German Suplex, but Luther easily kicks out! Both are on their feet and Rose unloads with boxing combination punches, driving Luther back until he blocks a shot and hits a hard chop across her chest, taking her right off her feet! Rose rolls out of the ring, gripping her chest with a wince of pain. Luther rolls out of the ring to follow after her. Esme cheers on from afar as Luther hits a clubbing shot to Rose's back and whips her into the barricade. He then rushes in with a running kick but she side steps, causing him to end up straddling the barricade groin first. With him frozen in pain, she hits a running big boot to his face! Fans quickly side step as he falls to the floor.
Esme gets right in Rose's face, the two immediately arguing. Rose warns her and when Esme doesn't heed her warning, the manager finds herself shoved hard enough to be sent skidding several feet away! This distraction opens Rose up for THUNDERSTRUCK!!!! Her head snaps and she falls across the apron. Luther grabs Rose and slings her back in, following right after. Rose fights to her feet, much to Luther's short lived admiration as he boots her in the gut and hits THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES!!! 1-2-3!!
WINNER AND STILL ULTIMATE CONQUEST CHAMPION: LUTHER THUNDER!!!!
Koss: That was a hell of a fight by Rose, but the Conquest Champion showed us all why he is still the champ!
Spazz: Because he's a big ass huge fucking unit of a man?
Koss: That'd be one of the many reason's, yes.
SEGMENT
We cut backstage to find Becca “Bruiser” Maguire sitting down in her locker room with her hands clasped together, almost as if she’s praying.Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Card subject to change. When this card was first announced… I was originally goin’ up against my Shieldmaiden sister, Hirata Dokueki. The two o’ us were gonna blow the fuckin’ roof off o’ the Rebel Star Arena with a fight for the ages!
Bruiser then sits back and shrugs.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: But card subject to change, aye?
Leaning forward again, she clasps her hands together.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Now… instead o’ goin’ one on one with Hirata… I’m goin’ up against Azurine Vebbins. She’s a talented lass… and we first met when we were both workin’ for Mile High Wrestlin’.
Bruiser nods.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Don’t get me wron’, as gutted as I am that I ain’t facin’ Hirata anymore… I get it… and the boss lady is in charge so if she wants to make changes to the card, that’s her prerogative. I’m still lookin’ forward to steppin’ in between those ropes to face off against ya, Azzy.
A snarl then forms on her face.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: But believe me when I tell ya… I may have a lot o’ respect for ya… and unlike my opponent from two weeks ago, ya’ll are actually someone who respects me and will actually give me a fuckin’ fight! But I am on a fuckin’ mission here in SRW! A mission to prove to the world… to everyone in the back… to myself?!
Bruiser shoves the index finger of her right hand into her chest.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: That despite pushin’ 40 years old and with only a couple o’ years worth o’ in-rin’ experience… that I am one o’ the best damn talents on this fuckin’ roster! That I can han’ with the best o’ the best… that I can BEAT the best o’ the best! That I can become a fuckin’ champion here!
She stands to her feet and puts her hood up over her head.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Hell is fuckin’ empty… and The Bruiser cometh!
Bruiser then lifts her face mask up over her nose and mouth and then makes the M shape sign with her fingers before disappearing off camera.
Jenny Beck: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
Suddenly the arena plunges into a deep blood red color as “Born in a Burial Gown” by Cradle of Filth begins to play through the speakers as a circle of fire appears on the entrance stage. A throne made from skulls begins to rise up inside said fire circle and sitting on the throne is Countess Bathory clutching the goblet of virgin blood in her hands.
Joe Koss: This chick still creeps me out, man.
Mike Spazz: You and me both.
Bathory stands and as she does so, the fire disappears and smoke begins to pour in onto the stage, ramp and inside the ring as she then begins to slowly make her way down the ramp focusing her attention solely on the ring in front of her. Reaching the ring, she makes her way up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes, the smoke in the ring coming up to her waist as she makes her way to the center and then the lights go back to normal. Taking the goblet in both hands, The Countess slowly lifts it up, looking up to the ceiling as “Born in a Burial Gown” cuts off.
Countess Bathory: Arise… my children!
In a jerking fashion, both Lilith and Amara emerge from the smoke on either side of Bathory before she allows the two to drink from the goblet as the smoke slowly disappears.
Jenny Beck: Introducing first… being accompanied to the ring by Countess Bathory! Weighing in at a combined weight of 344 pounds! Amara… Lilith… The Covenant!
The opening to “The Animal” by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and a wolf howl is heard before the song kicks in. Once it does so, Mina Wilk walks out onto the stage alone, and the look on her face is a mixture of anger and sadness as she glares at The Covenant in the ring.
Joe Koss: We saw Mina frantically searching for her fiance and tag team partner, Nate earlier and the last thing we saw was what appeared to be an eerie text message from who I can only assume was from Countess Bathory.
Mike Spazz: I have a real bad feeling about this, Joe.
Suddenly the lights shut off and after a few moments, a loud crash cuts through the silence as we see Nate Nitro come crashing through the back bottom screen right behind Wilk who screams in horror. She then slowly looks up at the hole in the screen as a blood red light seeps through it and we see the silhouette of a 7 foot giant.
Joe Koss: Who the Hell is that?!
Mike Spazz: I told you I had a bad feeling!
Wilk is then grabbed from behind by Amara and Lilith and then whipped into the steel steps as the lights return to normal. The unknown man, who is wearing a long black hooded robe, picks up a bloodied Nitro by the belt of his trousers with one hand and slowly makes his way down the ramp before tossing him into the ring.
Joe Koss: Surely we’re not going ahead with this match, Mike? Nate is clearly not fit to compete!
Mike Spazz: Try telling the Covenant that! Or whoever this 7 foot motherfucker is!
Bathory demands that the official calls for the bell who makes his way over to Nitro who somehow is still stirring and is trying to get back to his feet.
Joe Koss: How the Hell is Nate moving?!
Mike Spazz: He’s nuts!
The referee asks Nitro if he wants to continue and the Wolfman slowly nods and so the official has no choice but to just shrug his shoulders and then calls for the bell and the match is underway.
Joe Koss: We’re actually doing this! Nate is insane!
Mike Spazz: Well I don’t see this ending well for The Wolfpack here tonight, Joe.
Amara steps into the ring and Lilith climbs up onto the apron as Nitro stumbles up to his feet and swings at Amara but misses before collapsing to the mat as Amara stares at him, cocking her head to the side.
Joe Koss: The referee needs to stop this, Mike. Nate has clearly lost a lot of blood and isn’t able to compete.
Mike Spazz: I agree, Joe… but the Covenant have been messing with his family… and you never mess with a man’s family.
Nitro tries to get up again and Amara hits him with a snap Butterfly Suplex sending the Wolfman over into his own corner.
Joe Koss: The power of the Covenant is scary!
Mike Spazz: You’re not wrong, Joe!
Suddenly, Wilk jumps up onto the apron and leans in over the top rope and tags herself in as the fans go wild. Upon seeing this, Amara begins to march towards the Wolfpack as Wilk climbs the turnbuckle and then dives onto Amara with a crossbody.
Joe Koss: Mina’s in!
Mike Spazz: And she’s on fucking fire!
Lilith gets into the ring and charges towards the Wolf Lady with a clothesline, however Wilk ducks it and then hits her with a German Suplex before letting out a wolf howl.
Joe Koss: And there’s the wolf howl!
Mike Spazz: Mina could very well be the saving grace for the Wolfpack here tonight!
Wilk then stops dead in her tracks as she locks eyes with the hooded giant standing on the outside looking in. A look of anger crosses her face before she runs at the opposite side of the ropes, likely planning to dive over the top rope onto the behemoth but again, she stops dead in her tracks when she sees Amara standing there between her and the unknown man.
Joe Koss: How do these two keep popping up out of nowhere like that?!
Mike Spazz: I have no idea.
Suddenly Lilith slowly rises up behind Wilk and the green haired woman senses it, realising she’s standing in between both Amara and Lilith.
Joe Koss: Mina’s in big trouble here, Mike.
Mike Spazz: No shit, Sherlock!
Joe Koss: Up yours Watson!
Before anything can happen, Amara is smashed in the back with a steel chair from Nitro who collapses immediately after the shot and the referee calls for the bell and the end of the match.
Joe Koss: Chair shot from Nate! I guess we should be thankful that this is over!
Mike Spazz: Do you really think the Covenant will see it that way?
Before Wilk can react, Lilith nails her with the Angel Blade (Poison Rana) before Amara rises back to her feet yet again.
Joe Koss: Angel Blade to Mina!
Mike Spazz: And I don’t think those fuckers are done yet!
On the outside, Bathory approaches the unknown giant on the outside, she leans in to him as if he’s telling her something and then Bathory turns to Amara and Lilith and then points to Nitro.
Joe Koss: This doesn’t look good for Nate.
Mike Spazz: Nope.
Amara then grabs Nitro and pulls him up to his feet while Lilith climbs out onto the apron. Amara then lifts Nitro up into a tombstone piledriver position and then Lilith springboards off the top rope and the two drive Nitro head first into the mat with Mortis.
Joe Koss: Mortis connects!
Mike Spazz: We need some motherfucking EMT’s out here yo!
MATCH RESULT: NO CONTEST DUE TO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE!!!!
Amara and Lilith then slide out of the ring to join the Countess and the unknown man on the outside as Wilk crawls over to Nitro to check on him. Bathory then raises her right hand and clicks her fingers, causing the lights to shut off and after a few moments, they come back on and the entirety of the Covenant have disappeared. EMT’s then rush down the ramp along with a stretcher, finally coming to the aid of Nitro as we cut elsewhere.
Suddenly the arena plunges into a deep blood red color as “Born in a Burial Gown” by Cradle of Filth begins to play through the speakers as a circle of fire appears on the entrance stage. A throne made from skulls begins to rise up inside said fire circle and sitting on the throne is Countess Bathory clutching the goblet of virgin blood in her hands.
Joe Koss: This chick still creeps me out, man.
Mike Spazz: You and me both.
Bathory stands and as she does so, the fire disappears and smoke begins to pour in onto the stage, ramp and inside the ring as she then begins to slowly make her way down the ramp focusing her attention solely on the ring in front of her. Reaching the ring, she makes her way up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes, the smoke in the ring coming up to her waist as she makes her way to the center and then the lights go back to normal. Taking the goblet in both hands, The Countess slowly lifts it up, looking up to the ceiling as “Born in a Burial Gown” cuts off.
Countess Bathory: Arise… my children!
In a jerking fashion, both Lilith and Amara emerge from the smoke on either side of Bathory before she allows the two to drink from the goblet as the smoke slowly disappears.
Jenny Beck: Introducing first… being accompanied to the ring by Countess Bathory! Weighing in at a combined weight of 344 pounds! Amara… Lilith… The Covenant!
The opening to “The Animal” by Disturbed begins to play across the PA system and a wolf howl is heard before the song kicks in. Once it does so, Mina Wilk walks out onto the stage alone, and the look on her face is a mixture of anger and sadness as she glares at The Covenant in the ring.
Joe Koss: We saw Mina frantically searching for her fiance and tag team partner, Nate earlier and the last thing we saw was what appeared to be an eerie text message from who I can only assume was from Countess Bathory.
Mike Spazz: I have a real bad feeling about this, Joe.
Suddenly the lights shut off and after a few moments, a loud crash cuts through the silence as we see Nate Nitro come crashing through the back bottom screen right behind Wilk who screams in horror. She then slowly looks up at the hole in the screen as a blood red light seeps through it and we see the silhouette of a 7 foot giant.
Joe Koss: Who the Hell is that?!
Mike Spazz: I told you I had a bad feeling!
Wilk is then grabbed from behind by Amara and Lilith and then whipped into the steel steps as the lights return to normal. The unknown man, who is wearing a long black hooded robe, picks up a bloodied Nitro by the belt of his trousers with one hand and slowly makes his way down the ramp before tossing him into the ring.
Joe Koss: Surely we’re not going ahead with this match, Mike? Nate is clearly not fit to compete!
Mike Spazz: Try telling the Covenant that! Or whoever this 7 foot motherfucker is!
Bathory demands that the official calls for the bell who makes his way over to Nitro who somehow is still stirring and is trying to get back to his feet.
Joe Koss: How the Hell is Nate moving?!
Mike Spazz: He’s nuts!
The referee asks Nitro if he wants to continue and the Wolfman slowly nods and so the official has no choice but to just shrug his shoulders and then calls for the bell and the match is underway.
Joe Koss: We’re actually doing this! Nate is insane!
Mike Spazz: Well I don’t see this ending well for The Wolfpack here tonight, Joe.
Amara steps into the ring and Lilith climbs up onto the apron as Nitro stumbles up to his feet and swings at Amara but misses before collapsing to the mat as Amara stares at him, cocking her head to the side.
Joe Koss: The referee needs to stop this, Mike. Nate has clearly lost a lot of blood and isn’t able to compete.
Mike Spazz: I agree, Joe… but the Covenant have been messing with his family… and you never mess with a man’s family.
Nitro tries to get up again and Amara hits him with a snap Butterfly Suplex sending the Wolfman over into his own corner.
Joe Koss: The power of the Covenant is scary!
Mike Spazz: You’re not wrong, Joe!
Suddenly, Wilk jumps up onto the apron and leans in over the top rope and tags herself in as the fans go wild. Upon seeing this, Amara begins to march towards the Wolfpack as Wilk climbs the turnbuckle and then dives onto Amara with a crossbody.
Joe Koss: Mina’s in!
Mike Spazz: And she’s on fucking fire!
Lilith gets into the ring and charges towards the Wolf Lady with a clothesline, however Wilk ducks it and then hits her with a German Suplex before letting out a wolf howl.
Joe Koss: And there’s the wolf howl!
Mike Spazz: Mina could very well be the saving grace for the Wolfpack here tonight!
Wilk then stops dead in her tracks as she locks eyes with the hooded giant standing on the outside looking in. A look of anger crosses her face before she runs at the opposite side of the ropes, likely planning to dive over the top rope onto the behemoth but again, she stops dead in her tracks when she sees Amara standing there between her and the unknown man.
Joe Koss: How do these two keep popping up out of nowhere like that?!
Mike Spazz: I have no idea.
Suddenly Lilith slowly rises up behind Wilk and the green haired woman senses it, realising she’s standing in between both Amara and Lilith.
Joe Koss: Mina’s in big trouble here, Mike.
Mike Spazz: No shit, Sherlock!
Joe Koss: Up yours Watson!
Before anything can happen, Amara is smashed in the back with a steel chair from Nitro who collapses immediately after the shot and the referee calls for the bell and the end of the match.
Joe Koss: Chair shot from Nate! I guess we should be thankful that this is over!
Mike Spazz: Do you really think the Covenant will see it that way?
Before Wilk can react, Lilith nails her with the Angel Blade (Poison Rana) before Amara rises back to her feet yet again.
Joe Koss: Angel Blade to Mina!
Mike Spazz: And I don’t think those fuckers are done yet!
On the outside, Bathory approaches the unknown giant on the outside, she leans in to him as if he’s telling her something and then Bathory turns to Amara and Lilith and then points to Nitro.
Joe Koss: This doesn’t look good for Nate.
Mike Spazz: Nope.
Amara then grabs Nitro and pulls him up to his feet while Lilith climbs out onto the apron. Amara then lifts Nitro up into a tombstone piledriver position and then Lilith springboards off the top rope and the two drive Nitro head first into the mat with Mortis.
Joe Koss: Mortis connects!
Mike Spazz: We need some motherfucking EMT’s out here yo!
MATCH RESULT: NO CONTEST DUE TO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE!!!!
Amara and Lilith then slide out of the ring to join the Countess and the unknown man on the outside as Wilk crawls over to Nitro to check on him. Bathory then raises her right hand and clicks her fingers, causing the lights to shut off and after a few moments, they come back on and the entirety of the Covenant have disappeared. EMT’s then rush down the ramp along with a stretcher, finally coming to the aid of Nitro as we cut elsewhere.
COMMERCIAL
The bell sounds and Bruiser goes right for Vebbins, and gets caught for a spinning belly to belly suplex. Bruiser hits hard and Vebbins covers.
Bruiser kicks out at one.
Vebbins backs off and takes two steps back as Bruiser gets up and looks to move in again. Vebbins starts to get out of the way but Bruiser turns and clubs Vebbins in the back of the head with a lariat. Vebbins falls to all fours and Bruiser jumps into a side cradle.
Vebbins kicks out.
Bruiser looks to mount Vebbins and start raining down punches. Vebbins rolls over and then slides out the backdoor. As she does so she takes a suplex grip again and rolls into an attempt at a German. Bruiser is able to block it and Vebbins makes it an O’Connor roll instead.
Bruiser kicks out.
Vebbins is propelled into the ropes. As she bounces off, Bruiser catches her for a belly to back suplex and bridges into a cover.
Vebbins kicks out.
Both competitors get back up and Vebbins gives Bruiser a forearm shot. Bruiser eats it and fires back in kind. The two begin trading shots, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser. Bruiser goes for a big clothesline but Vebbins ducks it and catches Bruiser for a gargoyle suplex. Bruiser hits hard and Vebbins covers.
Bruiser kicks out.
Vebbins looks for the Pearly Gatekeeper only for Bruiser to break the full nelson part and crack Vebbins in the mouth with a nasty punch. Bruiser gives her a European uppercut and then hits the Freedom Punch. Vebbins goes down and Bruiser covers.
Vebbins barely gets a shoulder up.
Bruiser starts to mount and pounds away before dragging Vebbins up and going for the Kickstarter. Vebbins gets a knee to the gut and rolls Bruiser up, inadvertently pulling the tights because of the angle.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Vebbins rolls out of the ring and galls to the floor just out of exhaustion while Bruiser remains in the ring, incensed and pounding the mat in frustration at what just happened.
WINNER BY PINFALL: AZURINE VEBBINS!!!
Spazz: I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!
Koss: Surprise surprise! Azzy V gets an unexpected win against one of the most brutal competitors in the locker room!
Spazz: Becca's gonna' be all like, "THE FUUUUUUUCK HOW'D I LOSE TO A HOT NERD LIKE THAT?" Simple, sexy kills!
Bruiser kicks out at one.
Vebbins backs off and takes two steps back as Bruiser gets up and looks to move in again. Vebbins starts to get out of the way but Bruiser turns and clubs Vebbins in the back of the head with a lariat. Vebbins falls to all fours and Bruiser jumps into a side cradle.
Vebbins kicks out.
Bruiser looks to mount Vebbins and start raining down punches. Vebbins rolls over and then slides out the backdoor. As she does so she takes a suplex grip again and rolls into an attempt at a German. Bruiser is able to block it and Vebbins makes it an O’Connor roll instead.
Bruiser kicks out.
Vebbins is propelled into the ropes. As she bounces off, Bruiser catches her for a belly to back suplex and bridges into a cover.
Vebbins kicks out.
Both competitors get back up and Vebbins gives Bruiser a forearm shot. Bruiser eats it and fires back in kind. The two begin trading shots, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser, Vebbins, Bruiser. Bruiser goes for a big clothesline but Vebbins ducks it and catches Bruiser for a gargoyle suplex. Bruiser hits hard and Vebbins covers.
Bruiser kicks out.
Vebbins looks for the Pearly Gatekeeper only for Bruiser to break the full nelson part and crack Vebbins in the mouth with a nasty punch. Bruiser gives her a European uppercut and then hits the Freedom Punch. Vebbins goes down and Bruiser covers.
Vebbins barely gets a shoulder up.
Bruiser starts to mount and pounds away before dragging Vebbins up and going for the Kickstarter. Vebbins gets a knee to the gut and rolls Bruiser up, inadvertently pulling the tights because of the angle.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Vebbins rolls out of the ring and galls to the floor just out of exhaustion while Bruiser remains in the ring, incensed and pounding the mat in frustration at what just happened.
WINNER BY PINFALL: AZURINE VEBBINS!!!
Spazz: I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!
Koss: Surprise surprise! Azzy V gets an unexpected win against one of the most brutal competitors in the locker room!
Spazz: Becca's gonna' be all like, "THE FUUUUUUUCK HOW'D I LOSE TO A HOT NERD LIKE THAT?" Simple, sexy kills!
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SEGMENT
WHAT’S INSIDE OF THE BEAST!
TELL ME WHAT IT IS THAT YOU NEED…
...TO FEED YOUR OWN EXECUTION!
Sevendust’s Unforgiven plays over the PA system and out steps the indomitable Queen of the South Champion, Ursula Von Rossbach with the gold resting upon her shoulder and a folded steel chair in her hand. She’s dressed to compete in full battle regalia and wearing a distinctly pensive expression upon her face. Ursula tosses the chair into the ring, then enters after. Unfolding the chair, she then sets it down in the middle of the ring and takes a seat. She removes the belt from her shoulder and places it on the mat in front of her, then pulls the microphone from the belt loop of her tights and proceeds to glare holes into the entrance stage while cutting a promo.
UVR: I was promised a contest this night. Just like my competitor was future endeavored because of the actions of another, I was denied a title defense opportunity by Melinda Rhodes. This is not the first time you have interfered in my business, Rhodes. I could have handled it just as well on my own without your input, but no, you have to be the “hands on owner” and deal with everything like an idiot bull in a china shop!
The Lady Terminator is fuming, ignoring the mixed reaction of the crowd in attendance.
UVR: I wanted Justice Cross in this ring and whether her manager was either so inept not to kiss your ass to get his client what would have been a huge career boon or wanted to save his client’s image from being utterly destroyed at my hands is a topic for another debate, but here I sit with no challenger and a championship that I am frankly becoming quite tired of holding if I’m rarely, if ever going to compete because I’m holding it.
She motions down at the belt before her.
UVR: What good is this if it is nothing but a decoration upon my shoulder? I sit out here, angry and feeling rather frustrated. I am a competitor first and foremost and for me a championship isn’t glory and bragging rights but testimony to my ability as a competitor, but if I see few challengers and matches, then what good is it to be a champion if I am not proving my mettle?!
Her head lowers a bit.
UVR: So I have a proposition, Southern Rebellion Wrestling.
Ursula suddenly shoots up from her “throne” and kicks it out from behind her so hard that it folds and falls through the ropes and out of the ring with a clatter.
UVR: WHO AMONG YOU HAS THE COURAGE TO FACE ME NOW?! COME OUT AND PROVE YOUR WORTH OR BE DESTROYED FOR YOUR ARROGANCE!!!
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron. The driving guitar of Ekhymosis's “Heridas Eternas” greets the audience's ears and Gabi "Taza" Carbajal marches through the entryway to the ring. Taza steps in, ready to go and face whatever comes at her, stepping up to the champion.
Taza: ¿A la orden?
Ursula tilts her head a bit forward.
UVR: Entonces, ¿estás ansiosa por la destrucción?
Taza: Estoy ansiosa por abrir los ojos y ver la verdad.
Ursula gestures towards the ring before her.
UVR: So be it.
and tosses her microphone aside.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP
-URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C)-VS-GABI CARBAJAL-
-URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C)-VS-GABI CARBAJAL-
The bell sounds and Taza moves in for a lock-up. Ursula accepts it and then picks her up like a small child and hurls the young Colombian into the corner. Taza bounces off the turnbuckles and Ursula runs her over with a vicious lariat. Taza hits the mat hard and Ursula drops a leg. Ursula remains seated for the cover.
Taza kicks out. Ursula nods as if she knew that would happen and stands back up. Taza staggers up and takes a swing at the champion. Ursula catches the hand and then catches the other one. She hoists Taza up and throws her bodily into the corner again. Taza bounces off the turnbuckles and Ursula executes a big boot. Taza goes down and rolls over onto her side. Ursula drops an elbow and then mounts the smaller woman, raining strikes down until she draws blood. The champion pauses for a cover.
Taza kicks out.
As Taza starts to get back to her feet, Ursula steps in and takes a full nelson. She lifts Taza off her feet and allows the smaller woman to dangle for a few seconds before pancaking Taza down to the mat. Ursula cover.
Taza kicks out.
Ursula looks down, surprise creeping into the champion’s eyes. Ursula pulls Taza up by the hair and takes a full nelson again. This time she launches the smaller woman over into a release dragon suplex. Taza hits hard and rolls over. Ursula stands and looks ovr, watching as Taza looks around on the mat, seemingly searching for where she is. Taza grabs the ropes and pulls herself up. She staggers away almost drunkenly. Ursula takes a full nelson again and hits a bridging dragon suplex.
Taza gets a shoulder up.
Ursula looks down at her, curiosity in the larger woman’s eyes. Ursula mounts Taza again and starts pounding away until Taza looks like she’s stopped moving. Ursula covers, hooking the leg.
Taza barely gets a shoulder up.
Ursula sits up on her knees, seemingly astonished. She pulls Taza up and prepares for another strike when Taza gets in an axe kick and follows with an elbow smash, completing the Boom Boom. Caught off-guard, Ursula staggers a step. Taza runs to the ropes, jumps up and then springboards back into a dropkick. Ursula is wobbled. Taza gets up, runs to the ropes again and springboards off for a flying clothesline. Ursula catches her and spins into a sidewalk slam. Ursula covers.
Taza manages to roll a shoulder.
Ursula stares at Taza for a second, then pulls her up and executes the Von Terminator.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNER AND STILL QoTS CHAMPION: URSULA VON ROSSBACH!!!
Koss: An impromptu match against a very game Gabi Carbajal but for all her spunk and energy, Ursula made her eat it HARD.
Spazz: Out of context Lunchbox is best lunchbox!
Koss: Oh shutup.
Spazz: Make me bitch tits!
Taza kicks out. Ursula nods as if she knew that would happen and stands back up. Taza staggers up and takes a swing at the champion. Ursula catches the hand and then catches the other one. She hoists Taza up and throws her bodily into the corner again. Taza bounces off the turnbuckles and Ursula executes a big boot. Taza goes down and rolls over onto her side. Ursula drops an elbow and then mounts the smaller woman, raining strikes down until she draws blood. The champion pauses for a cover.
Taza kicks out.
As Taza starts to get back to her feet, Ursula steps in and takes a full nelson. She lifts Taza off her feet and allows the smaller woman to dangle for a few seconds before pancaking Taza down to the mat. Ursula cover.
Taza kicks out.
Ursula looks down, surprise creeping into the champion’s eyes. Ursula pulls Taza up by the hair and takes a full nelson again. This time she launches the smaller woman over into a release dragon suplex. Taza hits hard and rolls over. Ursula stands and looks ovr, watching as Taza looks around on the mat, seemingly searching for where she is. Taza grabs the ropes and pulls herself up. She staggers away almost drunkenly. Ursula takes a full nelson again and hits a bridging dragon suplex.
Taza gets a shoulder up.
Ursula looks down at her, curiosity in the larger woman’s eyes. Ursula mounts Taza again and starts pounding away until Taza looks like she’s stopped moving. Ursula covers, hooking the leg.
Taza barely gets a shoulder up.
Ursula sits up on her knees, seemingly astonished. She pulls Taza up and prepares for another strike when Taza gets in an axe kick and follows with an elbow smash, completing the Boom Boom. Caught off-guard, Ursula staggers a step. Taza runs to the ropes, jumps up and then springboards back into a dropkick. Ursula is wobbled. Taza gets up, runs to the ropes again and springboards off for a flying clothesline. Ursula catches her and spins into a sidewalk slam. Ursula covers.
Taza manages to roll a shoulder.
Ursula stares at Taza for a second, then pulls her up and executes the Von Terminator.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNER AND STILL QoTS CHAMPION: URSULA VON ROSSBACH!!!
Koss: An impromptu match against a very game Gabi Carbajal but for all her spunk and energy, Ursula made her eat it HARD.
Spazz: Out of context Lunchbox is best lunchbox!
Koss: Oh shutup.
Spazz: Make me bitch tits!
SEGMENT
Halocene's cover of "You Give Love a Bad Name" plays over the P/A system and out steps Melinda Rhodes in a red suit, black slayer shirt, and ankle boots. In hand is a microphone and on her face is not the happiest look in the world.
Rebel: Great match, nah really. Loved it and I love how you wanna' be a fighting champion so bad that you're overstepping your bounds Ursula, so at the next Pay Per View event, I got a big surprise for you. You know how Dokueki and you are due to have a match? Well let's up the stakes. That belt you're carrying? IT'S ON THE LINE and I'm going to book the hell out of you against challengers all the way until that match. You want to get booked? Cool, but you lose that belt at any point and there will be no rematch claus, nothing. You feel me?
Ursula stares hard at Melinda Rhodes on the ramp, but says nothing.
Rebel: I'll take your death glare as a yes. Be careful what you wish for because you ain't the only heavy hitter on the block here in SRW anymore, Ursula.
And with that, the Rebel turns and walks away.
Koss: Rebel Rhodes has SPOKEN!
Spazz: Well they did step on her toes and have a match without her say so.
Koss: And the fans absolutely loved it. I'm wondering if something is up with our boss because normally she's ok about someone showing some initiative around here.
Rebel: Great match, nah really. Loved it and I love how you wanna' be a fighting champion so bad that you're overstepping your bounds Ursula, so at the next Pay Per View event, I got a big surprise for you. You know how Dokueki and you are due to have a match? Well let's up the stakes. That belt you're carrying? IT'S ON THE LINE and I'm going to book the hell out of you against challengers all the way until that match. You want to get booked? Cool, but you lose that belt at any point and there will be no rematch claus, nothing. You feel me?
Ursula stares hard at Melinda Rhodes on the ramp, but says nothing.
Rebel: I'll take your death glare as a yes. Be careful what you wish for because you ain't the only heavy hitter on the block here in SRW anymore, Ursula.
And with that, the Rebel turns and walks away.
Koss: Rebel Rhodes has SPOKEN!
Spazz: Well they did step on her toes and have a match without her say so.
Koss: And the fans absolutely loved it. I'm wondering if something is up with our boss because normally she's ok about someone showing some initiative around here.
COMMERCIAL
MAIN EVENT
SPECIAL ATTRACTION!!!
-HIRATA DOKUEKI-VS-FM YOUNG-
The two waste no time getting to business, FM opening with a hard running forearm, followed by fast strikes, kicks, knees, elbows and so on driving Dokueki back. Few have seen the Poison Dragon dominated in such a fashion this quickly in the match but the dominance ends with a grapple ending with Dokueki's skull colliding with FM's solar plexus with enough force to leave her sucking air, followed by a second, harder jumping headbutt to Young's forehead and a roundhouse kick that takes her off her feet! FM's back up quickly, but only serves to open herself up to the SHINING BLACK and a two count! Dokueki dominates her dazed foe with several strikes and kicks of her own! A backfist spins FM around only for her to come back with THE MAN-MACHINE INTERFACE CLOTHESLINE!!! Dokueki is folded in half on impact and FM Holds her to the canvas, getting a two and a half count! It was FM's turn in the driver's seat and this time she demonstrates her power with THE STAND ALONE COMPLEX, followed by a Wheelbarrow Driver held for a pin and two and a half again!!! FM next puts Dokueki down with THE SUPERCHICK!
Dokueki seems out of it! FM goes for the NEGASONIC WARHEAD but DOKUEKI BRINGS UP THE KNEES!!! FM hits hard, thrashing and clutching her guts in pain. Dokueki sits up with a grin, then lays down and kips to her feet! FM fights to her knees only to be grabbed in a clawhold and CLAW SLAM!!!! Dokueki nods, gathering FM up and tossing her to the nearest corner. There she hits a running splash, then lifts FM up to the top rope. She climbs up, sliding the Tiger onto her shoulders. Everyone knows what's coming next or so they think as she starts to leap, FM slips off her shoulders, wildly whipping around and locking on a DDT on the way down, drilling Dokueki hard! Hirata pops up on her knees on impact and collapses to the side! FM pops up with a double fist pump and a mighty roar not unlike her spirit animal!
FM then gathers up her stunned foe and HUMAN ERROR PROCESSO-ESCAPED!!! FM turns and boot to the head stuns her! Dokueki slips FM onto her shoulders, starts to climb but an elbow to the side of her head stops her! FM slips off onto the top rope, pulling Dokueki up to deliver a headbutt but DRAGON'S MIST!!! FM's blinded and disoriented, Dokueki hoists her up onto her shoulders and DRAGON'S DIVE both explosively landing on the canvas but neither moving for multiple seconds. Slowly Dokueki crawls over to her foe drapes an arm over her and ONE.... TWO.... TTTHHHHHRRE-KICKOMFGPOP!!!!
Dokueki pushes up on her knees, hands on her thighs as she looks on with respect at her dazed foe. She gathers FM up, only to be pulled into a GOGOPLATA!!! Dokueki struggles in the choke while her arm is painfully contorted. The only thing that saves her is the closeness to the edge of the ring as she grips the ropes with her free hand! It's as Dokueki pulls FM up to a stand that suddenly the bell is rung!
MATCH CONCLUSION: DRAW - TIME LIMIT EXPIRED!!!!
Koss: Neither woman wanted to give up this battle tonight, Mikey! They gave and gave and gave until the clock couldn't give anymore!!!Dokueki seems out of it! FM goes for the NEGASONIC WARHEAD but DOKUEKI BRINGS UP THE KNEES!!! FM hits hard, thrashing and clutching her guts in pain. Dokueki sits up with a grin, then lays down and kips to her feet! FM fights to her knees only to be grabbed in a clawhold and CLAW SLAM!!!! Dokueki nods, gathering FM up and tossing her to the nearest corner. There she hits a running splash, then lifts FM up to the top rope. She climbs up, sliding the Tiger onto her shoulders. Everyone knows what's coming next or so they think as she starts to leap, FM slips off her shoulders, wildly whipping around and locking on a DDT on the way down, drilling Dokueki hard! Hirata pops up on her knees on impact and collapses to the side! FM pops up with a double fist pump and a mighty roar not unlike her spirit animal!
FM then gathers up her stunned foe and HUMAN ERROR PROCESSO-ESCAPED!!! FM turns and boot to the head stuns her! Dokueki slips FM onto her shoulders, starts to climb but an elbow to the side of her head stops her! FM slips off onto the top rope, pulling Dokueki up to deliver a headbutt but DRAGON'S MIST!!! FM's blinded and disoriented, Dokueki hoists her up onto her shoulders and DRAGON'S DIVE both explosively landing on the canvas but neither moving for multiple seconds. Slowly Dokueki crawls over to her foe drapes an arm over her and ONE.... TWO.... TTTHHHHHRRE-KICKOMFGPOP!!!!
Dokueki pushes up on her knees, hands on her thighs as she looks on with respect at her dazed foe. She gathers FM up, only to be pulled into a GOGOPLATA!!! Dokueki struggles in the choke while her arm is painfully contorted. The only thing that saves her is the closeness to the edge of the ring as she grips the ropes with her free hand! It's as Dokueki pulls FM up to a stand that suddenly the bell is rung!
MATCH CONCLUSION: DRAW - TIME LIMIT EXPIRED!!!!
Spazz: I didn't know if I should shit or wind my fucking watch! They just let it all hang the fuck out! Dokueki and FM Young just threw down a classic for all ya'll motherfuckers out there in the ring and watching at home!
Koss: Indeed! We're out of time, but thank you for coming out and seeing our latest edition of SRW Savage Live! Until next time, keep it awesome!
Spazz: And don't go fuck your mother.... Fuck your friend's hot mom instead yo!
CREDITS
-AKAKO OGAWA-VS-CODA-
RC
-SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION-VS-SOCIALITES-
ALEX
-KENDRIC KROSS-VS-TRACY DIXON-
RC
-CHRISTINA ZDUNICH-VS-KILLER CARTER-
ALEX
-DEAN ROSE-VS-KATE STEELE-VS-SYLVIA LOPEZ-VS-CHRIS STYLES-
RC
-PSYCHO MAGUIRE (C)-VS-WENDY HOUSE-
ALEX
-SKILLZ VENDORZ-VS-LIL DREAM MACHINES-
ALEX
-SAMANTHA TOLSON & AURORA ZAMBROTTA-VS-PRETTY COMMITTEE-
RC
-LUTHER THUNDER (C)-VS-ROSE-
RC
NO CONTEST
KC
-BECCA MAGUIRE-VS-AZURINE VEBBINS-
ALEX
-HIRATA DOKUEKI-VS-FM YOUNG-
TIME LIMIT DRAW
RC