Post by Melinda Rhodes on May 7, 2021 15:27:26 GMT -7
REBEL STAR ARENA
ROME GA
5/7/2021
BELL TIME 7PM EST
-CHERRY DEVILLE-VS-B-BRAT-
SEGMENTROME GA
5/7/2021
BELL TIME 7PM EST
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INTRO
SEGMENT
INTRO
"Pretender" performed by Halocene and Lauren Babic hit's the house P/A as the intro vid plays and pyro goes off. In the ring, ready and waiting to go in spiked and studded leather is none other than Jenny Beck herself! The crowd is going nuts, the music is pumping, it's time to get this show on the road.
Jenny Beck: IT'S TIME MY LITTLE SAAAVVVVAAAAGGGGEEESSSS!!!! WE'RE HERE, CAMERAS ARE A RRRRRROLLING, AND IT'S GOING DOWN NOW!!! MAKE SOME NNNOOOOOIIISSSSEEE ROME, GEORGIA!!!!
HUGE CHEAP POP!!!
We cut right to Joe and Mike at the table as always.
Spazz: Welcome to the show about the sexiest motherfucker and his sidekick for life!!
Koss: Indeed! Thanks for humbly calling yourself my sidekick! THIS IS SAVAGE LIVE!!!
Spazz: Me Lone Ranger, you Tanto lunchbox! Don't you fucking forget it!!
Koss: I'm cool with that. Tanto gets shit done while you're just a doof in a cowboy hat. Probably gets all the ladies too, which if I wasn't married, your market would be severely diminished my friend.
Spazz: I still think you tricked your wife into marrying you, fat fuck.
Koss: Honestly, I'm humble enough to partially agree. What drugs was she on, am I right? *chuckles* Enough about my married life, we've got a show to do, so let's get right to it!
Jenny Beck: IT'S TIME MY LITTLE SAAAVVVVAAAAGGGGEEESSSS!!!! WE'RE HERE, CAMERAS ARE A RRRRRROLLING, AND IT'S GOING DOWN NOW!!! MAKE SOME NNNOOOOOIIISSSSEEE ROME, GEORGIA!!!!
HUGE CHEAP POP!!!
We cut right to Joe and Mike at the table as always.
Spazz: Welcome to the show about the sexiest motherfucker and his sidekick for life!!
Koss: Indeed! Thanks for humbly calling yourself my sidekick! THIS IS SAVAGE LIVE!!!
Spazz: Me Lone Ranger, you Tanto lunchbox! Don't you fucking forget it!!
Koss: I'm cool with that. Tanto gets shit done while you're just a doof in a cowboy hat. Probably gets all the ladies too, which if I wasn't married, your market would be severely diminished my friend.
Spazz: I still think you tricked your wife into marrying you, fat fuck.
Koss: Honestly, I'm humble enough to partially agree. What drugs was she on, am I right? *chuckles* Enough about my married life, we've got a show to do, so let's get right to it!
SEGMENT
Backstage, the camera finds the Shieldmaidens, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, Kara “Killer” Carter, Gabriela “Taza” Carbajal and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire all in a room together, several of them looking ready for a war.
Psycho: I kinna take this waitin’! I bae naedin tae get out there an’ get tae th’ fightin wit Tolson! This is gonna bae th’ biggest fight o’ me career!
Bruiser nods to her wife.
Bruiser: You’re gonna be fuckin’ ready for this, Lass! You been waitin’ for this your whole fuckin’ life!
Banshee nods her agreement to her sister-in-law’s words.
Banshee: Aye, tha bae th’ trute o’ tings, Sorsh. Ye baen waitin’ fer this since ye started wit yer kicks in Shonn’s gym. Every match ye ever baen havin’ has brought ye haer!
Bruiser nods, smirking.
Bruiser: Damn fuckin’ right! You’re gonna walk out there and you’re gonna knock the fuckin’ shit out of her and she’s gonna do the same and you’re both gonna go through hell and it’s gonna be fuckin’ great!
Bandit motions at Taza in the other corner.
Bandit: Besides, you’e not the only one climbing the fucking walls here! God bless her, but Gabi is too!
Taza shrugs.
Taza: I’ve had two matches! I was in a battle royal and I got my ass kicked by the champion! I cannot wait!
Killer smirks almost playfully at her soon-to-be-wife.
Killer: Yeah, and you showed some balls doing that but this time, you got me with you and we’re gonna fuck some shit up!
Bullet stands and looks around the room.
Bullet: Tonight you show the world what we stand for and what we have to offer! Go get them!
The others all stand and nod back to their president.
Bullet: Hell is empty…
Shidlemaidens: AND THE MAIDENS ARE HERE!
The bell sounds and B-Brat meets Cherry in the middle of the ring. Cherry goes to lock up but B-Brat rolls under and runs to the ropes. She springboards up and tries for a rana. Cherry catches her and tries to reverse into the Cherry Bomb. B-Brat jumps over into a sunset flip.
Cherry kicks out.
As the two women get up, Cherry starts to take over, battering B-Brat all over the ring and seemingly starting to dribble her like basketball from pillar to post. Cherry throws B-Brat bodily into the corner and when B-Brat bounces off the turnbuckles, Cherry catches her for a big sidewalk slam. B-Brat hits hard and Cherry holds for the cover.
B-Brat kicks out.
Cherry starts working B-Brat over on the mat, rolling her into several pin predicaments and then into several submission holds, wearing her down little by little as they go. B-Brat tries to get up and out of it only to get thrown into the ropes and grabbed for another attempt at the Cherry Bomb. B-Brat reverses into a tornado ddt and throws her arm over for a cover.
Cherry kicks out.
Both start to get up, Cherry much faster than B-Brat. Cherry grabs B-Brat and hits a vicious Ron Simmons-style spinebuster. B-Brat hits hard and Cherry pulls her up for a second Simmons spinebuster. Cherry covers.
B-Brat barely kicks out.
Cherry gets B-Brat up and shoots her off to the ropes. On the rebound, Cherry hits a spinning spinebuster and holds for the cover.
B-Brat manages to get a shoulder up.
Cherry jumps over into a cradle.
B-Brat somehow gets a shoulder up.
Cherry drags B-Brat up and shoots her off to the ropes. B-Brat jumps to the ropes and springboards back, looking for a ddt. Cherry catches her, looking for the Cherry Bomb but B-Brat pulls her down into a flash small package
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Both sit up after looking shocked at what has just happened.
WINNER BY PINFALL: BRITTANY WILLIAMS!!!
Koss: I think both are surprised that just went down.
Spazz: B-Brat actually won a match and it wasn't a tag team with Halo carrying her like cheap luggage! Who'da thunk it?
Cherry kicks out.
As the two women get up, Cherry starts to take over, battering B-Brat all over the ring and seemingly starting to dribble her like basketball from pillar to post. Cherry throws B-Brat bodily into the corner and when B-Brat bounces off the turnbuckles, Cherry catches her for a big sidewalk slam. B-Brat hits hard and Cherry holds for the cover.
B-Brat kicks out.
Cherry starts working B-Brat over on the mat, rolling her into several pin predicaments and then into several submission holds, wearing her down little by little as they go. B-Brat tries to get up and out of it only to get thrown into the ropes and grabbed for another attempt at the Cherry Bomb. B-Brat reverses into a tornado ddt and throws her arm over for a cover.
Cherry kicks out.
Both start to get up, Cherry much faster than B-Brat. Cherry grabs B-Brat and hits a vicious Ron Simmons-style spinebuster. B-Brat hits hard and Cherry pulls her up for a second Simmons spinebuster. Cherry covers.
B-Brat barely kicks out.
Cherry gets B-Brat up and shoots her off to the ropes. On the rebound, Cherry hits a spinning spinebuster and holds for the cover.
B-Brat manages to get a shoulder up.
Cherry jumps over into a cradle.
B-Brat somehow gets a shoulder up.
Cherry drags B-Brat up and shoots her off to the ropes. B-Brat jumps to the ropes and springboards back, looking for a ddt. Cherry catches her, looking for the Cherry Bomb but B-Brat pulls her down into a flash small package
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Both sit up after looking shocked at what has just happened.
WINNER BY PINFALL: BRITTANY WILLIAMS!!!
Koss: I think both are surprised that just went down.
Spazz: B-Brat actually won a match and it wasn't a tag team with Halo carrying her like cheap luggage! Who'da thunk it?
Maja: Are you sure, this is not my fault?
The camera finds Maja Lindström sitting in a room with her cousins, the SRW Southern Cross Tag Team Champions, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich, Wildside, along with Seleana’s daughter-in-law, Haylie Jo “Halo” Annis.
Halo: Is what y’all’s fault?
Shrugging, Maja nods to the door.
Maja: That Brittany and her mother are not here with us?
Halo, Zenna and Seleana all shake their heads.
Halo: How would that be your fault, Maja? B-Brat just likes to get revved and her Mama…
Seleana quickly takes over.
Seleana: Christina just needed space to ready herself for this. It has nothing to do with you. She will still see you out there and call you Prima.
Zenna nods her agreement with the others.
Zenna: Ja. And we greet the Skillz Vendorz
Seleana: Will be nice, ja? I’m keen!
Zenna: That’s me as well.
Halo: Seems like it’s gonna be a weird fuckin’ night for most of us!
Maja sadly nods her agreement
Maja: Ja.
-AURORA ZAMBROTTA-VS-KATE STEELE-
The match opens with a vicious backhand right as the bell rings from Kate Steele, jacking Aurora Zambrotta's head to oneside as The Siren batters her foe with a variety of martial arts strikes. The combo finishes with a dropkick to the chest sending Aurora into the ropes. Aurora snaps back with a charge, Kate leapfrogging over her and heading for the ropes. The two hit opposite sides and snap back. SUMMARINESE WRECKING BALL-NO STEP WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE CHIN!!! Aurora goes down, but gets back to her feet quickly on shaky legs. Kate follows up with a springboard crossbody block and pin for a 2.5 count, Aurora throwing the shoulder up. Kate rises only to be pulled back down and Aurora roll up, holding Kate in both arms and then spinning her for a sideslam to the mat! She then hits THE MOONSPLAT! 1-2.5! Kate kicks out and Aurora shows a bit of frustration. Picking Kate up she hits the ONORE DRIVER!!! 1-2-2.99999!
Kate rolls the shoulder and Aurora shakes her head, then gathers Kate up and gets an claw rake over the eyes! This opens Aurora up for THE PUNK DRIVER!!! 1-2-3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: KATE STEELE!!!
Koss: Aurora was a game competitor, but Kate Steele just wanted it that much more tonight!
Spazz: I think she should call herself Punk. She's more punk than "siren" if yous ask me.
Koss: Why do you say that?
Spazz: Because Siren Driver would suck.
SEGMENT
As we come back from commercial we see the start of a match between two local talents just about to start as the two wrestlers are circling the ring and about to lock up as the lights go out.
Joe Koss: Oh god, what’s going on now? We haven’t lost power, I can still see the screen is on.
As he says this, a group of masked men dressed in robes walk onto the stage bathed in a red light and stand in lines for a moment staring at the ring seeing the two confused wrestlers in the ring.
Mike Spazz: I have a really bad feeling about thi…
Before the last word can be uttered, the masked men come to life and start to chant “BELIAL! BEHEMOTH! BEELZEBUB...ASMODEUS! SATANAS! LUCIFER!” As they do this, a mist is starting to cover the floor and “Year Zero” by Ghost starts to play over the sound system. As they chant those words a second time, a giant over 7 foot man wearing a black hooded robe walks into the middle of the masked men.
Joe Koss: Oh no, it's that monster from The Covenant.
As if on cue, Countess Bathery appears at his side and they start to walk slowly down the ramp to the ring, taking a moment at ringside to stare into the ring before the man walks over to and up the stairs lowering his hood, revealing a mask with three faces on it.
Mike Spazz: What on earth is that?
Joe Koss: How do you expect me to know any more than you do? These people never share much.
As this is said, the giant walks up the stairs and gets into the ring, taking off his robe to reveal he’s wearing black leather trousers and boots. As he removes the mask, the lights go back to normal and the music stops leaving the fans in stunned silence.
Joe Koss: Why are those two still in the ring?
Mike Spazz: Fucking Hell, you're right! Why haven't these two run for the hills?
The giant walks forward a couple of paces and gestures at one of them to come at him with a wave of his hand.
Joe Koss: I wouldn't do that.
Just as that is said, one man charges and is leveled with a big boot sending him crashing to the ground, witnessing this the other man tries to blindside the behemoth, but gets a boot to the gut for his troubles before then being grabbed by the throat and lifted up into a military press position.
Joe Koss: This creature is just imposing his will on these people.
Mike Spazz: Wait a minute? What the fuck is he…
Before he gets his words out, the giant still holding the man up turns towards the commentator desk takes a few steps forwards and throws the man towards it.
Mike Spazz: MOVE YOU FAT FUCK!!!!
They just get out the way as the man crashes through the table in front of them rolling to where they would have been seated.
Joe Koss: WHAT! That is insane!
Mike Spazz: How he do that? Why he do that?
Joe Koss: I think we are about to find out coz he just took a microphone.
After grabbing the microphone, he walks over and places a boot on the first man who was trying to crawl away through a forming pool of his own blood.
Unknown: Pathetic thing... you stay here for now, right where you deserve to be. If this is the sort of thing you let into this company... then I pity you poor ignorant insects. But I guess it can't be helped, you people know so little about true power unlike the Countess here.
He points at Countess Bathory as she walks into the ring to stand next to him, seemingly fascinated by the pool of blood pouring out of the man's head.
Unknown: First day I met her she knew of power, and because of the knowledge she possessed, she traveled to the deepest realm of Dis... which I call home... and I granted her the power to have what she desired. Ever since that day... an interest started to flicker inside while I lay dormant, that urge to once again destroy. So I came back to this world... to find that it had gone soft and rotten. The parasites are everywhere and an exterminator was sorely needed.
In a pause no sound was made apart from some soft laughing coming from the Countess.
Unknown: So consider this a warning to any insignificant little things like the one I destroyed last week... this soon shall become my domain, the rule shall be tyrannical in nature and nothing can stop me from pathing a path drenched in blood and gold. Walking over the broken bodies of my victims to come.
Suddenly he gets distracted by the man under his foot who tries to make a bid for freedom but it is stopped short with a quick stomp to the back which makes him stop moving.
Unknown: The vindicator has arrived, all of you are nothing more than doomed meat sacks who are so ignorantly blind that you don't know this... but trust me you shall know it soon. My name is Samael Asmodeus Iscariot, the once fallen and risen again. Be ready for you shall be judged.
Upon these words he drops the microphone and grabs the man by the head dragging him to his feet before lifting him up into a suplex position and hitting him with an elevated tombstone piledriver.
Joe Koss: Oh my God.
Countess Bathory laughing, walks around him and holds up her hand snapping her fingers, plunging the arena into darkness and when the lights come back on, they are nowhere to be seen as we cut elsewhere.
COMMERCIAL
-CHAOS AD-VS-HALO & FAYE LANGE-
The bell sounds and Taza marches out to meet whichever opponent will start with her, KC remaining in their corner. Halo steps out to meet her with Faye remaining in their corner. Taza and Halo start throwing bombs on each other, trading punches, Taza, Halo, Taza, Halo, Taza, Halo, Taza, Halo. They continue to tarde shots, each drawing blood on the other while the crowd starts to cheer wildly at the action before them. Halo takes advantage of the rookie’s eagerness to engage to get her back towards the wrong corner and Faye tags herschel;f in. With Taza still focused on Halo, Faye steps in and cracks Taza across the back. Taza’s knees buckle and Faye hooks her up for a full nelson. Taza grimaces in pain as Faye picks her up off her feet and then launches Taza over into a bridging dragon suplex.
Taza kicks out.
Faye tags in Halo and they take turns working over the young rookie. Halo eventually hits a big spinebuster and holds for the cover.
Taza kicks out.
Faye tags in again and looks for the Maelstrom but gets rolled over into a crucifix attempt. Halo makes a blind tag as they go down and stomps Taza in the head. Halo and Faye pull Taza up and hit a double chokeslam. Halo covers.
KC breaks it up.
As the referee escorts KC abc to her corner, Faye and Halo hit a double spinebuster on Taza and then look for a double powerbomb. Faye tags back in and covers.
KC makes the save again.
Halo tags back in and they shoot Taza off for a look at a big double team move. KC makes a blind tag and as Halo and Faye look for an assisted ddt, they mistime it and Taza’s feet inadvertently hit Faye. KC rushes in and clotheslines both opponents down and then hits a big boot all around. She starts trading shots with Faye, causing the crowd to gasp at the sight of the two six footers hammering away at each other. Halo gets to her feet and runs across the ring. Taza motions at KC and when Halo comes back, KC falls out of the way allowing Halo to accidentally nail her own partner with the Black 13. Faye tumbles through the ropes to the floor and KC grabs Halo. Taza goes to the top and they hit El Martillo on Halo. KC covers.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Taza and KC celebrate as Faye looks around on the floor, wondering what happened. Halo lies on the mat shaking her head as the Shieldmaidens stand tall.
WINNERS BY PINFALL: CHAOS AD!!!
Koss: Chaos AD with a big win over Halo and Faye Lange!
Spazz: Fuck... that was not a good showing dawg.
Koss: Indeed. It looked like a miscommunication that cost them the match in the end.
Taza kicks out.
Faye tags in Halo and they take turns working over the young rookie. Halo eventually hits a big spinebuster and holds for the cover.
Taza kicks out.
Faye tags in again and looks for the Maelstrom but gets rolled over into a crucifix attempt. Halo makes a blind tag as they go down and stomps Taza in the head. Halo and Faye pull Taza up and hit a double chokeslam. Halo covers.
KC breaks it up.
As the referee escorts KC abc to her corner, Faye and Halo hit a double spinebuster on Taza and then look for a double powerbomb. Faye tags back in and covers.
KC makes the save again.
Halo tags back in and they shoot Taza off for a look at a big double team move. KC makes a blind tag and as Halo and Faye look for an assisted ddt, they mistime it and Taza’s feet inadvertently hit Faye. KC rushes in and clotheslines both opponents down and then hits a big boot all around. She starts trading shots with Faye, causing the crowd to gasp at the sight of the two six footers hammering away at each other. Halo gets to her feet and runs across the ring. Taza motions at KC and when Halo comes back, KC falls out of the way allowing Halo to accidentally nail her own partner with the Black 13. Faye tumbles through the ropes to the floor and KC grabs Halo. Taza goes to the top and they hit El Martillo on Halo. KC covers.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Taza and KC celebrate as Faye looks around on the floor, wondering what happened. Halo lies on the mat shaking her head as the Shieldmaidens stand tall.
WINNERS BY PINFALL: CHAOS AD!!!
Koss: Chaos AD with a big win over Halo and Faye Lange!
Spazz: Fuck... that was not a good showing dawg.
Koss: Indeed. It looked like a miscommunication that cost them the match in the end.
SEGMENT
We open up somewhere backstage where we see SRW’s newest acquisition, Captain Cosmo.
Captain Cosmo: Ah! Good evening to you all! My name is Captain Cosmo! The greatest Captain to ever travel the cosmos! Protector of the infamous Cosmic Pug and enemy to the Emu Federation! Behind the camera is my good friend, Jeff! And we are here to… do the wrestling I presume!
Jeff: We’re not here to wrestle, you’re not booked tonight.
Captain Cosmo: WHAT?!?! Jeff!!! If we’re not here to do the wrestling then what are we doing here?!?!
Jeff: You said you wanted to deliver a message to the fans and wrestlers here in SRW… in regards to the Cosmic Pug?
Cosmo’s eyes go wide.
Captain Cosmo: Gah! Of course! Jeff?! Why didn’t you tell me?! First you lose the Cosmic Pug and now you do not remind me about the very important message!
Jeff: But I didn’t--
Captain Cosmo: Silence!
Cosmo points to the camera.
Captain Cosmo: Is the device running?! Can people see me?!
Jeff: It’s been running for a while now.
Cosmo throws up his arms and shakes his head.
Captain Cosmo: Gah! Honestly, Jeff! What are you playing at?! Do you not realise the importance of this message?!
Jeff: I’m sorry. Ready when you are.
Cosmo clasps his hands together and looks into the camera with a serious expression on his face.
Captain Cosmo: Good evening, fans and fellow wrestling people of SRW! My name is Captain Cosmo and I have grave news to deliver! The great Cosmic Pug, protector of the universe, has disappeared thanks to Jeff here! I, Captain Cosmo, as his protector, must find him as soon as possible! Why, you ask?! Because of the evil Emu Federation, that’s why! If the Emu Federation get their hands on the Cosmic Pug?! The universe as we know it will cease to exist! Everything we know and love will be gone… forever! The Shieldmaidens! They love their cycles of the motor variety, yes?! They will be gone! Jeff! What are you doing?!
Cosmo shakes his head slightly.
Captain Cosmo: Jeff really likes the Shieldmaidens! Like… really really likes the Shieldmaidens! Something tells me, Jeff, that none of them will be interested in you! Sorry!
Jeff: Oh well.
Cosmo glares at Jeff for a brief moment before focusing back on his address to the masses.
Captain Cosmo: Anyway! Now, I know what you’re all asking! What do I do to help, Captain Cosmo?! The answer to that, friends, is by keeping a watchful eye out for the Cosmic Pug! I have many missing posters that I have been handing out as well as putting up all over the arena! And to whoever finds the Cosmic Pug?! They will be rewarded greatly, yes!
Jeff: What is the reward?
Cosmo glares at Jeff again.
Jeff: What? People will be more inclined to help if they know what their reward will be.
Captain Cosmo: Gah! Fine! Captain Cosmo will give whoever finds the Cosmic Pug… one million dollars… of Jeff’s money!
Jeff: Wait, what?
Captain Cosmo: CUT!
The feed then cuts abruptly elsewhere.
-CHRISTINA ZDUNICH-VS-MAJA LINDSTROM-
The bell rings and Crystal Z aggressively cracks Maja across the chest with a hard chop followed by knee to the gut and a headlock takedown when she isn't read! Maja escapes with a flexible leg-scissor grapple, which Christina escapes. Both women roll to their feet and this time Maja Lindstrom unloads with a wicked chest chop that takes the breath out of Crystal before whipping her to the corner and following up with a hard running forearm and THE FAMILY TRADITION followed by a pin. UNO! DOSE! TRE-NO!!!! Crystal kicks out. Maja goes for another Irish whip but Crystal stops and pulls her into a knee lift and ROCK & RO-NO! Maja twists out of the facelock, taking the arm and pulling Crystal in for a short-arm clothesline, Crystal ducks, wrapping Maja's arm between her legs for a pumphandle sla-NO! Maja flips forward and mule kicks Crystal in the gut, then bolts for the ropes. She rebounds and leaps right into a jumping TILTAWHIRL DDT BY CRYSTAL Z!!! The impressive spot pops the fans and Crystal goes for the pin but gets a 2.5 kickout!
Groaning, Crystal gathers her stunned foe and tosses her into a corner, then lifts her up to the top. She sets her up for a DDT, but gets a shot to the gut, followed by another and another. Maja headbutts her, Crystal starts to fall back but is caught by the arm and pulled into a standing headscissor. Maja locks both arms into a double U-hook, lifts Crystal up and hops forward with IN THE RED OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! BOOM!!!! Crystal is out like a light and Maja rolls her over for the 1-2-3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: MAJA LINDSTROM!!!
Spazz: FUCK YEAH! SWEDEREOLE FOR THE WIN MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Koss: Christina Zdunich was indeed very game tonight, but Maja edges her out in spectacular fashion! In The Red off the top rope! Go big or go home!
Groaning, Crystal gathers her stunned foe and tosses her into a corner, then lifts her up to the top. She sets her up for a DDT, but gets a shot to the gut, followed by another and another. Maja headbutts her, Crystal starts to fall back but is caught by the arm and pulled into a standing headscissor. Maja locks both arms into a double U-hook, lifts Crystal up and hops forward with IN THE RED OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! BOOM!!!! Crystal is out like a light and Maja rolls her over for the 1-2-3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: MAJA LINDSTROM!!!
Spazz: FUCK YEAH! SWEDEREOLE FOR THE WIN MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Koss: Christina Zdunich was indeed very game tonight, but Maja edges her out in spectacular fashion! In The Red off the top rope! Go big or go home!
SEGMENT
The venue's lights blink dark as the familiar sharp, distorted wail signals the beginning of Highly Suspect's haunting anthem. This wills those in their seats to stand in anticipation. Once on a vertical base, the fans make their presence felt with cheers and hollers. All of them look towards the feminine silhouette with a microphone in hand illuminated by a spotlight at the stage's entrance while an abundance of white dyed mist collects at its feet. As Coda steps out of the shadows, she peers over tonight's white face mask with a ghastly black grin that conceals her nose and mouth while she stands at the stage with her 33-inch kanabō war club raised in her right hand for all to see with her head tilted back. The audience erupts in audible approval, her white thigh-length trench coat matching the style of the rest of her attire.
The Pint-Sized Kaiju drags her weapon of folklore through the aisle blanketed in colored smoke until she slings the iron-studded tapered staff over her shoulder. Coda grips the microphone tightly as she steps onto the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. "My Name Is Human" continues to blare through the arena when she stands atop the corner with her kanabō casually resting over her shoulder while her mask continues to hide her expression aside from her unsettling gaze. The Southern Rebellion Wrestling crowd hits the Korean-American with a boisterous round of applause before she pops into the ring and stands at the center of the canvas. Properly pulling down her mask, so it's around her neck, Coda raises the microphone to her lips with the weapon still slung over her shoulder.
Coda: In their infinite wisdom, the SRW doctors have chosen not to clear me to compete in a match tonight.
The audience boos this announcement right on cue.
Coda: Rest assured, I will not allow the microscopic tears in my muscles/tendons to stop me from my ever-going pursuit of strength, nor will I give in to my backache! Instead of waiting on the injured reserves, I challenged Ms. Maguire to an unsanctioned bout tonight in front of all of you, and I intend on living up to that.
Suddenly “Indestructible” by Disturbed kicks into full swing, and Becca “Bruiser” Maguire walks out onto the stage, looking ready for competition and with a microphone in hand. She begins to make her way down the ramp before she asks for her theme to be cut off, and “Indestructible” does indeed cut off as Bruiser reaches the ring and hops up onto the apron.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Ya know somethin’, lass… it ain’t no secret that I gotta lotta respect for ya.
Bruiser climbs through the ropes and walks right up to the Asian woman standing in the ring. Coda stands upright with poise, undaunted by the woman an inch taller than her.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: I also know that havin’ a match against ya’ll would be one Hell o’ a fuckin’ fight… when ya’ll are at one hundred percent.
The heavily tattooed woman paces back and forth a little while Coda watches, unmoving.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: See, when I accepted ya challenge over social media… I thought ya’ll were one hundred percent! And ya’ll are a smart lass, aye? Ya’ll know why they call me Bruiser. So… while I sure as Hell ain’t got no problem steppin’ up to anyone in this fuckin’ rin’... are ya’ll sure ya wanna step up to the Bruiser o’ the Shieldmaidens… less than one hundred percent?
The SRW crowd watches eagerly to see what Coda will do, and to their audible delight, she steps forward.
Coda: You know who I am, yes?
Most of the audience chants, complete with simultaneous clenched fist pumps!
Crowd: Coda, fighting! Coda, fighting! Coda, fighting!
Bruiser smirks and nods.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: O’ course I fuckin’ know who ya are… I ain’t just some fool who doesn’t pay attention to the members o’ the roster that I’m on. But I want ya’ll at ya very best, Coda… I know ya’ll are tough, even when not at full health, but I’m here to fuckin’ prove myself here in SRW! If I face ya’ll now? When ya not medically cleared? If I beat ya… everyone will say that the only reason I beat ya was because ya’ll weren’t at one hundred percent!
Coda: Done?
Bruiser folds her heavily tattooed arms across her chest, smirking as she shakes her head.
Coda: You claim to respect me, yet do not act like it.
Bruiser raises an eyebrow before dropping her microphone and turning her back to Coda, still shaking her head.
Coda: You wish to leave? Go ahead. Leave. I have had enough of these inane excuses.
The Korean-American’s eyes shift towards the entranceway, away from Becca.
Coda: The Bruiser will not fight. I see I have no other choice but to have an open challenge. Should there be anyone in the SRW locker rooms who wants to step into the ring with me, make yourselves known now.
Suddenly, Coda has the microphone ripped from her grasp by Bruiser who is back face to face with her.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Ya’ll talk about me givin’ ya’ll no respect and yet ya’ll ain’t showin’ me any either! Ya’ll wanna fuckin’ fight me so badly?! Brin’ it the fuck on! But don’t say I didn’t fuckin’ warn ya, lass!
Coda smiles and backs up into her corner.....
The Pint-Sized Kaiju drags her weapon of folklore through the aisle blanketed in colored smoke until she slings the iron-studded tapered staff over her shoulder. Coda grips the microphone tightly as she steps onto the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. "My Name Is Human" continues to blare through the arena when she stands atop the corner with her kanabō casually resting over her shoulder while her mask continues to hide her expression aside from her unsettling gaze. The Southern Rebellion Wrestling crowd hits the Korean-American with a boisterous round of applause before she pops into the ring and stands at the center of the canvas. Properly pulling down her mask, so it's around her neck, Coda raises the microphone to her lips with the weapon still slung over her shoulder.
Coda: In their infinite wisdom, the SRW doctors have chosen not to clear me to compete in a match tonight.
The audience boos this announcement right on cue.
Coda: Rest assured, I will not allow the microscopic tears in my muscles/tendons to stop me from my ever-going pursuit of strength, nor will I give in to my backache! Instead of waiting on the injured reserves, I challenged Ms. Maguire to an unsanctioned bout tonight in front of all of you, and I intend on living up to that.
Suddenly “Indestructible” by Disturbed kicks into full swing, and Becca “Bruiser” Maguire walks out onto the stage, looking ready for competition and with a microphone in hand. She begins to make her way down the ramp before she asks for her theme to be cut off, and “Indestructible” does indeed cut off as Bruiser reaches the ring and hops up onto the apron.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Ya know somethin’, lass… it ain’t no secret that I gotta lotta respect for ya.
Bruiser climbs through the ropes and walks right up to the Asian woman standing in the ring. Coda stands upright with poise, undaunted by the woman an inch taller than her.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: I also know that havin’ a match against ya’ll would be one Hell o’ a fuckin’ fight… when ya’ll are at one hundred percent.
The heavily tattooed woman paces back and forth a little while Coda watches, unmoving.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: See, when I accepted ya challenge over social media… I thought ya’ll were one hundred percent! And ya’ll are a smart lass, aye? Ya’ll know why they call me Bruiser. So… while I sure as Hell ain’t got no problem steppin’ up to anyone in this fuckin’ rin’... are ya’ll sure ya wanna step up to the Bruiser o’ the Shieldmaidens… less than one hundred percent?
The SRW crowd watches eagerly to see what Coda will do, and to their audible delight, she steps forward.
Coda: You know who I am, yes?
Most of the audience chants, complete with simultaneous clenched fist pumps!
Crowd: Coda, fighting! Coda, fighting! Coda, fighting!
Bruiser smirks and nods.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: O’ course I fuckin’ know who ya are… I ain’t just some fool who doesn’t pay attention to the members o’ the roster that I’m on. But I want ya’ll at ya very best, Coda… I know ya’ll are tough, even when not at full health, but I’m here to fuckin’ prove myself here in SRW! If I face ya’ll now? When ya not medically cleared? If I beat ya… everyone will say that the only reason I beat ya was because ya’ll weren’t at one hundred percent!
Coda: Done?
Bruiser folds her heavily tattooed arms across her chest, smirking as she shakes her head.
Coda: You claim to respect me, yet do not act like it.
Bruiser raises an eyebrow before dropping her microphone and turning her back to Coda, still shaking her head.
Coda: You wish to leave? Go ahead. Leave. I have had enough of these inane excuses.
The Korean-American’s eyes shift towards the entranceway, away from Becca.
Coda: The Bruiser will not fight. I see I have no other choice but to have an open challenge. Should there be anyone in the SRW locker rooms who wants to step into the ring with me, make yourselves known now.
Suddenly, Coda has the microphone ripped from her grasp by Bruiser who is back face to face with her.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Ya’ll talk about me givin’ ya’ll no respect and yet ya’ll ain’t showin’ me any either! Ya’ll wanna fuckin’ fight me so badly?! Brin’ it the fuck on! But don’t say I didn’t fuckin’ warn ya, lass!
Coda smiles and backs up into her corner.....
-CODA-VS-BECCA MAGUIRE-
Coda puts her hands behind her back and steps forward as soon as the bell rings. Becca moves in, taking boxer style swings at Coda who twists, turns, ducks, weaves, and bends around each strike. This doesn't unnerve Bruiser one bit who goes for a high kick only to find Coda suddenly stomp on her foot and hit her with a kick to her bad knee, nearly buckling her on the spot. This opens her up for an all-out assault as Coda brings her arms up and utilizes hands, arms, legs, and feet in a strong-style striking blitz that ends with a facebreaker knee smash that sends Becca staggering back with a hand to her jaw. Coda advances only to be surprised by a back kick to the gut from Becca, followed by a spinning knee to the side of Koda's head that drops her to a seat and a running penalty kick that flatbacks her for a quick pin attempt, but not even a two count as Coda rolls a shoulder.
As Bruiser lifts Coda up, she gets checked with a headbutt to the jaw and another kick to her shin, dropping her down right on that old injured knee with a snarl. Coda with the SONATA KNEE-NO, Bruiser catches her by the chest, lifts her up and single arm spinebusters her to the canvas flat on her still injured back! While she's stunned, Becca gathers Coda up into a front facelock, ramming her fist down on Coda's back repeatedly to keep her in place before lifting her into a Vertical suplex and then easing her forward to proper feet on the ropes. She then drills her to the canvas with MAIDEN'S DDT! Flip and a cover, 1-2.999999 Kickout!!!
Bruiser isn't mad, no, she just flips Coda over and drives a knee into her back and then rolls back with a bow and arrow stretch, bringing untold misery as she folds her over that knee. When the Pint-Sized Kaiju doesn't give in, however, Becca flips her off the knee and then rolls to a low crouch, measuring her foe as she pulls herself up using the ropes. From across the ring, she rushes in only for Coda to suddenly vault to the second rope and spin around with a hard surprise roundhouse kick! The impact is made worse by Maguire's own momentum as her head snaps back and she falls to the canvas. She then falls across Becca and hooks the legs for a ONE-TWO-TTTHHHHHROW'S SHOULDER!
Coda is feeling pain in her back and the reason for that pain starts to cause her great anger. She suddenly yanks Maguire to her feet and pulls her in for a short-arm chokeslam to the mat, then drags Maguire to the edge of the ring and partially out with her where she proceeds to slam the knee onto the apron once, then a second time, and finally looks to stomp her knee but Maguire manages to roll out of the way at the last second! Bruiser gets to her feet, limping on her bad leg, only to turn around as Coda vaults onto and the springboards off with a SONATA KNEE cracking Becca right in the temple! Bruiser crumples on impact and once more finds herself pinned to the mat. ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTHHHHR-NOPE!
Coda is feeling the match as she slowly rises to her feet using the nearby ropes. Becca stirs and fights to rise, one arm raised in the air from her kick out. When Becca is up, Coda pushes off the ropes and goes for the OVERTURE-BUT NO! Bruiser counters it into a fallaway slam!!!! Both women are down yet again, Becca slowly fighting her way to her feet. Coda does much the same and as the two look to go further, a referee motions for the bell, both of them shocked.
TIME LIMIT REACHED - MATCH IS DECLARED A DRAW!!!
Koss: I'd say if this match had an alotted timeslot, it would've had more than 15 minutes but what a match it was! Coda and Bruiser Maguire definitely need a round two!
Spazz: They fucked each other UUuuuuuPPP!!
Koss: Indeed. The fans were on their feet the entire time!
As Bruiser lifts Coda up, she gets checked with a headbutt to the jaw and another kick to her shin, dropping her down right on that old injured knee with a snarl. Coda with the SONATA KNEE-NO, Bruiser catches her by the chest, lifts her up and single arm spinebusters her to the canvas flat on her still injured back! While she's stunned, Becca gathers Coda up into a front facelock, ramming her fist down on Coda's back repeatedly to keep her in place before lifting her into a Vertical suplex and then easing her forward to proper feet on the ropes. She then drills her to the canvas with MAIDEN'S DDT! Flip and a cover, 1-2.999999 Kickout!!!
Bruiser isn't mad, no, she just flips Coda over and drives a knee into her back and then rolls back with a bow and arrow stretch, bringing untold misery as she folds her over that knee. When the Pint-Sized Kaiju doesn't give in, however, Becca flips her off the knee and then rolls to a low crouch, measuring her foe as she pulls herself up using the ropes. From across the ring, she rushes in only for Coda to suddenly vault to the second rope and spin around with a hard surprise roundhouse kick! The impact is made worse by Maguire's own momentum as her head snaps back and she falls to the canvas. She then falls across Becca and hooks the legs for a ONE-TWO-TTTHHHHHROW'S SHOULDER!
Coda is feeling pain in her back and the reason for that pain starts to cause her great anger. She suddenly yanks Maguire to her feet and pulls her in for a short-arm chokeslam to the mat, then drags Maguire to the edge of the ring and partially out with her where she proceeds to slam the knee onto the apron once, then a second time, and finally looks to stomp her knee but Maguire manages to roll out of the way at the last second! Bruiser gets to her feet, limping on her bad leg, only to turn around as Coda vaults onto and the springboards off with a SONATA KNEE cracking Becca right in the temple! Bruiser crumples on impact and once more finds herself pinned to the mat. ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTHHHHR-NOPE!
Coda is feeling the match as she slowly rises to her feet using the nearby ropes. Becca stirs and fights to rise, one arm raised in the air from her kick out. When Becca is up, Coda pushes off the ropes and goes for the OVERTURE-BUT NO! Bruiser counters it into a fallaway slam!!!! Both women are down yet again, Becca slowly fighting her way to her feet. Coda does much the same and as the two look to go further, a referee motions for the bell, both of them shocked.
TIME LIMIT REACHED - MATCH IS DECLARED A DRAW!!!
Koss: I'd say if this match had an alotted timeslot, it would've had more than 15 minutes but what a match it was! Coda and Bruiser Maguire definitely need a round two!
Spazz: They fucked each other UUuuuuuPPP!!
Koss: Indeed. The fans were on their feet the entire time!
COMMERCIAL
-SKILLZ VENDORZ-VS-WILDSIDE-
The bell sounds and Sammi meets Zenna in the middle of the ring. Zenna overpowers the smaller woman and quickly works her into position for the Fatal Kiss. Sammi reverses into a victory roll.
Zenna kicks out.
Zenna tags in Seleana and Sammi catches her with a dropkick that sends the big woman back across the bottom rope. Sammi runs in and hits the Speed Run.
Seleana gets a shoulder up.
Sammi hits a hammer kick and then goes for the Snake, Rattle & Roll. executing it perfectly, she holds for a cover.
Zenna breaks up the pin.
Sammi tags in Katrina and they go for the Meteor. As they go for the cover, Zenna rushes in and knocks them off. Zenna hits Sammi with the Family Tradition and then Wildside catches Katrina for the springboard doomsday device. Seleana covers while Zenna heads to the corner.
Katrina kicks out.
Zenna tags in Seleana and they hit Katrina with an assisted dropkick. Zenna heads to the corner and Seleana tags her back in before hitting a rocket launcher.
Katrina kicks out.
Sammi comes back in and they hit the Zerg Rush on Zenna. Seleana comes in and hands out a couple of kicks before taking Sammi out through the ropes to the floor with a wicked spear.
“HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
Zenna gets Katrina up and tries for the Fatal Kiss again but again gets rolled into a victory roll. Zenna rolls through and holds for the cover.
Katrina kicks out.
As the two rise up, Katrina catches Zenna with the Shadow Kick and falls into the cover.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Spazz: And the Skillz Vendorz just beat the champs!
Koss: And you know what that means.
Spazz: They got a shot at the belts!
Koss: Indeed it do and the rest of the tag division is going to be out for some Skillz Vendorz blood!
Zenna kicks out.
Zenna tags in Seleana and Sammi catches her with a dropkick that sends the big woman back across the bottom rope. Sammi runs in and hits the Speed Run.
Seleana gets a shoulder up.
Sammi hits a hammer kick and then goes for the Snake, Rattle & Roll. executing it perfectly, she holds for a cover.
Zenna breaks up the pin.
Sammi tags in Katrina and they go for the Meteor. As they go for the cover, Zenna rushes in and knocks them off. Zenna hits Sammi with the Family Tradition and then Wildside catches Katrina for the springboard doomsday device. Seleana covers while Zenna heads to the corner.
Katrina kicks out.
Zenna tags in Seleana and they hit Katrina with an assisted dropkick. Zenna heads to the corner and Seleana tags her back in before hitting a rocket launcher.
Katrina kicks out.
Sammi comes back in and they hit the Zerg Rush on Zenna. Seleana comes in and hands out a couple of kicks before taking Sammi out through the ropes to the floor with a wicked spear.
“HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
Zenna gets Katrina up and tries for the Fatal Kiss again but again gets rolled into a victory roll. Zenna rolls through and holds for the cover.
Katrina kicks out.
As the two rise up, Katrina catches Zenna with the Shadow Kick and falls into the cover.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Spazz: And the Skillz Vendorz just beat the champs!
Koss: And you know what that means.
Spazz: They got a shot at the belts!
Koss: Indeed it do and the rest of the tag division is going to be out for some Skillz Vendorz blood!
COMMERCIAL
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
-PSYCHO MAGUIRE (C)-VS-SAMANTHA TOLSON-
-PSYCHO MAGUIRE (C)-VS-SAMANTHA TOLSON-
As the bell sounds, both Psycho and Tolson slip to the outside and start looking for plunder. The crowd starts chanting for tables. Psycho pulls out a chair and Tolson finds a kendo stick. Psycho roses the chair into the ring and then digs out a second kendo stick. The two dive into the ring and start fencing with the sticks as if reenacting a sword fight from the Princess Bride or Star Wars. Finally, Tolson finds an opening, dodges a swipe from Psycho and swings into a slash across the Irish woman’s back. Psycho staggers, her teeth clenched together in a pain-filled grimace. Tolson takes a two-handed grip and cracks the kendo stick across Psycho’s back again. Psycho falls to her knees and Tolson cracks her in the back of the head. Psycho goes down and Tolson rolls her over for the cover.
Psycho kicks out.
Tolson takes the now broken kendo stick and sticks the broken ends into Psycho’s forehead above her eyes. Psycho cries out, grasping at Tolson’s wrists even as the blood starts to gush from Psycho’s wounds. Psycho kicks Tolson in the stomach and then rolls her into a cradle.
Tolson kicks out.
Psycho grabs the still good kendo stick and breaks it with a shot to Tolson’s mouth. Tolson goes down bleeding from her lips and Psycho covers.
Tolson gets a shoulder up.
Psycho pounds the mat and gets Tolson up. Psycho movies her a couple of leg kicks to set up going for a ddt onto the chair. Tolson blocks and reverses into a bridging northern lights suplex.
Psycho kicks out.
As both women rise to their feet, Tolson moves in and hits a rolling German suplex, going through five before she bridges on a sixth for a cover.
Psycho kicks out.
As they rise, Psycho kicks Tolson in the mouth and then ddt’s her savagely onto the chair. Psycho goes for the cover.
Tolson somehow kicks out.
Psycho elevates herself back to a vertical base, her face now covered in blood. Tolson starts to defiantly get back up as well, also covered in blood. The two women start to trade shots and then Tolson backs off, looking for the Mind Your Head. Psycho spins into the Gealatchta and they connect simultaneously. Both go down like they’ve been shot with Psycho happening to land on top of Tolson.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Trainers rush to the ring to tend to both fallen combatants as the crowd roars their appreciation.
WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION: PSYCHO MAGUIRE!!!
Koss: Both competitors are out cold!
Spazz: Two enter, neither leave! But one's still the champion up in this bitch!
Koss: Matches have been won for less! They knocked the hell out of each other!
Psycho kicks out.
Tolson takes the now broken kendo stick and sticks the broken ends into Psycho’s forehead above her eyes. Psycho cries out, grasping at Tolson’s wrists even as the blood starts to gush from Psycho’s wounds. Psycho kicks Tolson in the stomach and then rolls her into a cradle.
Tolson kicks out.
Psycho grabs the still good kendo stick and breaks it with a shot to Tolson’s mouth. Tolson goes down bleeding from her lips and Psycho covers.
Tolson gets a shoulder up.
Psycho pounds the mat and gets Tolson up. Psycho movies her a couple of leg kicks to set up going for a ddt onto the chair. Tolson blocks and reverses into a bridging northern lights suplex.
Psycho kicks out.
As both women rise to their feet, Tolson moves in and hits a rolling German suplex, going through five before she bridges on a sixth for a cover.
Psycho kicks out.
As they rise, Psycho kicks Tolson in the mouth and then ddt’s her savagely onto the chair. Psycho goes for the cover.
Tolson somehow kicks out.
Psycho elevates herself back to a vertical base, her face now covered in blood. Tolson starts to defiantly get back up as well, also covered in blood. The two women start to trade shots and then Tolson backs off, looking for the Mind Your Head. Psycho spins into the Gealatchta and they connect simultaneously. Both go down like they’ve been shot with Psycho happening to land on top of Tolson.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Trainers rush to the ring to tend to both fallen combatants as the crowd roars their appreciation.
WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION: PSYCHO MAGUIRE!!!
Koss: Both competitors are out cold!
Spazz: Two enter, neither leave! But one's still the champion up in this bitch!
Koss: Matches have been won for less! They knocked the hell out of each other!
SEGMENT
We are backstage at the world renown Rebel Star Arena in Rome, Georgia with the ever so talented, beautiful and professional Cha Cha standing by.
CHA CHA: Ladies and gentlemen welcome backstage to the world renown Rebel Star Arena in the picturesque and idyllic ,Rome Georgia!
We hear the crowd roar with delight and Cha Cha smiles.
CHA CHA: I am the most journalistic journalist to ever journalism, your favourite interviewer and paragon of integrity Cha Cha, and with two of the industry’s biggest names joining forces for a match tonight first off my favourite wrestler and yours and your mum’s it’s CCM along with his father WMD!
CCM nods.
CCM: Ayy.
WMD: Uh-huh.
Both men are eyeing at the other side of ChaCha, and no I don’t mean her butt (for once).
CHA CHA: ..and his partner alongside with his darling and delightful wife Esme, ladies and germs, folks of all ages he is Southern Rebellion Wrestling ULTIMATE CONQUEST CHAMPION: LUTHER THUNDER!
WMD: ..for now.
CCM: Ayy.
CHA CHA: Such a pleasure to have all of you here tonight for this exclusive interview, Luther and CCM the two of you haven’t been getting along too famously lately yet tonight you are supposed to tag together against Rose & Dean Rose.
CCM: Ayy.
LUTHER: Yup.
CHA CHA: Well as riveting as this exchange must be, the pair of you never seem to shut up when you show up on your own, why men of such few words tonight?
WMD: Well you see ChaCha, it’s because this glorified thug over here--
ESME: ACTUALLY, Glorified and deserving Ultimate Conquest Champion
WMD: Yeah whatever toots, look the deal is that my boy could tag with a damn block of wood and make it look like the greatest match ever.
ESME: Really? Didn’t realize you two had tagged before?
CCM: Nope. Did tag with Luthie’s ex though. She was better looking than you.
With a gasp Esme turns to Luther.
ESME: Don’t listen to him dear, you are very handsome.
WMD: He is, if you prefer the jailhouse type, but I think my boy was talking about you.
LUTHER: You leave my wife out of this Millar!
Father and Son look at each other, pointing at the other in turn.
MILLARS: Which one?
LUTHER: BOTH OF YOU!
WMD: It would be easier if you didn’t bring her every-bloody-where you went, you know, but when standing right there, it's kinda hard to miss her.
CCM shakes his head.
CCM: Look. This toing and froing is getting; us bleeding nowhere. I don’t like the oversized clog dancer, and he doesn’t like me. But as long as we’re partners, you have my word I ain’t doing shit to you. Bell to bell.
ESME: ...And after the bell?
CCM shrugs.
CCM: Depends on numerous factors really. The result. My mood. The position of moon and stars, you know, the basic stuff.
WMD: Ugh. The stupid kid believes all that astrological bollocks.
CCM: Ayy. When Mars moves into Uranus, you will be shocked and surprised.
ChaCha: I think I saw that on the telly once!
ESME: Surprised you haven’t experienced it yourself.
WMD: I bet you have.
ESME: RUDE! Luther…
She looks at her husband who seems ready to kick Millar’s head off, both of them.
ESME: Agree with CCM that as long as the match takes place, you two will behave and work together against..who were these people again dear?
ChaCha: Rose & Dean Rose!
WMD: You told me it was Pete Rose the Hall Of Famer!
CCM: Would you have come otherwise?
WMD: Nah, seen enough roses in me garden.
CCM: Then it was necessary, say Luthie, how’s about a shake of hands to seal the deal.
He sticks out his palm Luther looks suspicious, glaring at the hand and his wife in turns. Esme nods and Luther reaches for the hand only for CCM to pull it back in a nick of time to fluff his hair.
CCM: SIKE!
He giggles like a kid as WMD chuckles.
WMD: Classic, now do it for realsies this time.
CCM nods, sticks out his other hand. Luther tries to grab it but is just a inch too late now Millar’s hair has poofed more.
CCM: Sike again! Too slow big man!
He cackles and looks at his dad.
CCM: Twice, just like I’ve beaten him in the ring, remember that Dad? How I beat Luther twice?
Older Millar nods and smiles.
WMD: Oh yeah, good times.
CCM: Now Luther this time, third times the charm, put it here ol’ chap--OWWW!
Without warning Luther punches him square in the face knocking CCM on his arse.
Before WMD gets a chance to react Luther steps in, grabbing CCM by the arm, yanking him up and shaking it.
LUTHER: See you out there, partner.
He walks off with his wife and ChaCha seems confused.
ChaCha: I thought you were supposed to be getting along.
CCM: ....I did say bell to bell, in fairness. Don’t worry ChaCha. We’ve got plenty of time to right that little incident.
WMD: One more on the list?
CCM: Ayy. It’s longer than me kids’ Christmas lists at this bloody point.
WMD: In fairness, he’s still probably a better partner than Boris.
ChaCha: Boris Johnson? UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson?
WMD: Bloody hell no! Boris the wrestling bear, I worked a match with him for his retirement..a horrible drunk. Damn Russians let me tell you, even bears had vodka.
ChaCha lets out a nervous chuckle.
ChaCha: With that amusing anecdote let us move on forward with the show, drink responsibly folks.
WMD: Yeah, especially if you happen to be a bear!
With that we move on with the show.
CHA CHA: Ladies and gentlemen welcome backstage to the world renown Rebel Star Arena in the picturesque and idyllic ,Rome Georgia!
We hear the crowd roar with delight and Cha Cha smiles.
CHA CHA: I am the most journalistic journalist to ever journalism, your favourite interviewer and paragon of integrity Cha Cha, and with two of the industry’s biggest names joining forces for a match tonight first off my favourite wrestler and yours and your mum’s it’s CCM along with his father WMD!
CCM nods.
CCM: Ayy.
WMD: Uh-huh.
Both men are eyeing at the other side of ChaCha, and no I don’t mean her butt (for once).
CHA CHA: ..and his partner alongside with his darling and delightful wife Esme, ladies and germs, folks of all ages he is Southern Rebellion Wrestling ULTIMATE CONQUEST CHAMPION: LUTHER THUNDER!
WMD: ..for now.
CCM: Ayy.
CHA CHA: Such a pleasure to have all of you here tonight for this exclusive interview, Luther and CCM the two of you haven’t been getting along too famously lately yet tonight you are supposed to tag together against Rose & Dean Rose.
CCM: Ayy.
LUTHER: Yup.
CHA CHA: Well as riveting as this exchange must be, the pair of you never seem to shut up when you show up on your own, why men of such few words tonight?
WMD: Well you see ChaCha, it’s because this glorified thug over here--
ESME: ACTUALLY, Glorified and deserving Ultimate Conquest Champion
WMD: Yeah whatever toots, look the deal is that my boy could tag with a damn block of wood and make it look like the greatest match ever.
ESME: Really? Didn’t realize you two had tagged before?
CCM: Nope. Did tag with Luthie’s ex though. She was better looking than you.
With a gasp Esme turns to Luther.
ESME: Don’t listen to him dear, you are very handsome.
WMD: He is, if you prefer the jailhouse type, but I think my boy was talking about you.
LUTHER: You leave my wife out of this Millar!
Father and Son look at each other, pointing at the other in turn.
MILLARS: Which one?
LUTHER: BOTH OF YOU!
WMD: It would be easier if you didn’t bring her every-bloody-where you went, you know, but when standing right there, it's kinda hard to miss her.
CCM shakes his head.
CCM: Look. This toing and froing is getting; us bleeding nowhere. I don’t like the oversized clog dancer, and he doesn’t like me. But as long as we’re partners, you have my word I ain’t doing shit to you. Bell to bell.
ESME: ...And after the bell?
CCM shrugs.
CCM: Depends on numerous factors really. The result. My mood. The position of moon and stars, you know, the basic stuff.
WMD: Ugh. The stupid kid believes all that astrological bollocks.
CCM: Ayy. When Mars moves into Uranus, you will be shocked and surprised.
ChaCha: I think I saw that on the telly once!
ESME: Surprised you haven’t experienced it yourself.
WMD: I bet you have.
ESME: RUDE! Luther…
She looks at her husband who seems ready to kick Millar’s head off, both of them.
ESME: Agree with CCM that as long as the match takes place, you two will behave and work together against..who were these people again dear?
ChaCha: Rose & Dean Rose!
WMD: You told me it was Pete Rose the Hall Of Famer!
CCM: Would you have come otherwise?
WMD: Nah, seen enough roses in me garden.
CCM: Then it was necessary, say Luthie, how’s about a shake of hands to seal the deal.
He sticks out his palm Luther looks suspicious, glaring at the hand and his wife in turns. Esme nods and Luther reaches for the hand only for CCM to pull it back in a nick of time to fluff his hair.
CCM: SIKE!
He giggles like a kid as WMD chuckles.
WMD: Classic, now do it for realsies this time.
CCM nods, sticks out his other hand. Luther tries to grab it but is just a inch too late now Millar’s hair has poofed more.
CCM: Sike again! Too slow big man!
He cackles and looks at his dad.
CCM: Twice, just like I’ve beaten him in the ring, remember that Dad? How I beat Luther twice?
Older Millar nods and smiles.
WMD: Oh yeah, good times.
CCM: Now Luther this time, third times the charm, put it here ol’ chap--OWWW!
Without warning Luther punches him square in the face knocking CCM on his arse.
Before WMD gets a chance to react Luther steps in, grabbing CCM by the arm, yanking him up and shaking it.
LUTHER: See you out there, partner.
He walks off with his wife and ChaCha seems confused.
ChaCha: I thought you were supposed to be getting along.
CCM: ....I did say bell to bell, in fairness. Don’t worry ChaCha. We’ve got plenty of time to right that little incident.
WMD: One more on the list?
CCM: Ayy. It’s longer than me kids’ Christmas lists at this bloody point.
WMD: In fairness, he’s still probably a better partner than Boris.
ChaCha: Boris Johnson? UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson?
WMD: Bloody hell no! Boris the wrestling bear, I worked a match with him for his retirement..a horrible drunk. Damn Russians let me tell you, even bears had vodka.
ChaCha lets out a nervous chuckle.
ChaCha: With that amusing anecdote let us move on forward with the show, drink responsibly folks.
WMD: Yeah, especially if you happen to be a bear!
With that we move on with the show.
-LUTHER THUNDER & CCM-VS-ROSE & DEAN ROSE-
When one thinks of dysfunctional team, Luther Thunder and CCM would seem to be a natural fit and yet the two Roses were not getting along in the slightest. Apparently Dean shows very little respect for his tag partner, less than CCM seems to be getting from Thunder. As Rose and Dean both share degrading insults to one another, Thunder shrugs, nods in agreement with CCM and then decides the legal person on the opposing team by running full steam towards the opposing corner and clobbering Dean Rose off his feet! Rose promptly gets onto the apron as Thunder gathers Dean up and tosses him across the ring! Dean gets up in the opposing corner only to get handily slapped across the back of the head by CCM, which gets his immediate anger and distracts him long enough for Thunder to send him flying across the ring with a WICKED German Suplex! He pops up on impact only to fall towards his partner who pulls back from his hand as he attempts to tag her out.
Luther roars, then turns and rushes once again towards his rising foe, but this time Dean falls back and throws a boot up, catching the Conquest Champion in the gut! Thunder staggers back with a growl of pain. Dean rushes in from behind with several kidney blows and a jumping headbutt to the back of the big man's head and then follows up with a sideslam and standing elbow drop, which he holds for a pin. 2 count and easy power kick out that sends Dean rolling towards his corner. Dean once more tries to tag out to Rose but she avoids his hand, giving him a middle finger. The two are clearly having massive issues with each other.
Dean turns right into a wicked chest chop from Thunder, followed by him being hurled across the ring into him and CCM's corner. As Luther headbutts Dean to drop him down, he feels CCM slap his shoulder and then order him onto the apron. There's no argument, just a hard glare as Luther slips onto the apron while CCM straight attacks Dean in the corner with vicious stomps one after the other. He then hurls Dean into the ropes, ducks a return Big boot, then pulls Dean into a rear naked Choke and body scissor, but Dean doesn't go down. Instead he backs into his own corner, slamming CCM into the turnbuckles not once, not twice, but three times! He then turns and slaps Rose before she can react, effectively tagging her in. He then throws her into the ring and drops down off the apron! Dean makes a jerkoff motion and shouts "BUNCHA' WANKERS!" as he leaves ringside.
This leaves Rose on her own with CCM, but this doesn't slow her down in the slightest as she picks him up and lifts him over her head to military press him to the canvas! Rose bolts for the ropes and returns with a running spear that rocks CCM off his feet for a pin! 1-2-2.99! Kickout with CCM crawling for his corner where Luther puts his hand out. CCM reaches out and just as he's about to make contact, Luther yanks his hand back and laughs, shouting, "TOO SLOW!!!" Outside WMD can't help but kind of laugh at that a bit too.
CCM is pulled by his leg to a stance, hopping as he mockingly shouts back "OH HA HA VERY FUNNY!" Then spins with an Enziguri kick that catches Rose off guard, dropping her to one knee! He's on his feet fist raised to strike and instinctively Rose is on her feet, ready to block it but instead hit with the opposite hand, sucker punch style! While she's stunned, CCM pulls her in, spins her out and hits THE MILLARIAT, going for the pin! ONE! TWO! TTTTHHHR-KICKOUT!!
Rose manages to kick out and CCM sits up with a chuckle, then rushes for the ropes and as he rebounds, Rose gets to her feet she's got in the TOSSER'S DEMISE!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: LUTHER THUNDER & CCM!!!
CCM jumps to his feet in elation, just hooting and hollering the entire time as if he'd just won the biggest, baddest match of the night! Luther enters the ring and he is so excited he puts his hand out for a shake. Instead Luther puts a middle finger in his face and exits the ring. CCM shrugs, chuckles and throws his fists up in the air with a wicked laugh.
Spazz: Who booked this shit?
Koss: Melinda Rhodes.
Spazz: ...because it's fantastic and I love keeping my fucking job!
Koss: HA!
Spazz: It's fucked up when two blood enemies work better than their opponents.
Koss: It was a real war of the roses in one corner wasn't it?
Spazz: Yeah. I was like, Yous both need to just either fuck or kill each other and get it over with!
SEGMENT
Joe Koss: Well Mike, what a show we’ve had so far!!
Mike Spazz: Yeah, and we’ve still got plenty--
Mike Spazz: Yeah, and we’ve still got plenty--
Suddenly the opening to "Committed" by One Eyed Doll begins to blare through the PA system and once the guitar and drums kicks in, Sylvia Lopez bursts out onto the stage in a straitjacket to a chorus of boos. Flailing around, she frees herself and slaps it off the stage repeatedly before she begins to march down the ramp, occasionally turning to fans and lunging at them, screaming at them.
Joe Koss: Well it seems as though Sylvia Lopez is wasting little time here tonight!
Mike Spazz: It certainly looks like it, Joe!
Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she slaps the ring apron a few times before marching over to the ring steps and she kicks them before making her way around the ring, continuing her lunging and screaming at some of the fans in the front row. She reaches the announce table and messes up the papers on the table, laughing maniacally in the faces of the commentators.
Joe Koss: Damn it! My notes! Why does she keep doing this?! She’s freakin’ cra--
Mike Spazz: Unless you wanna be her next plaything, Joe… I wouldn’t finish that sentence.
She then proceeds over to the timekeepers area and snatches the hammer from the timekeeper and hits the ring bell several times while giggling and jumping up and down before tossing the hammer back. Grabbing a microphone, she then marches over to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope before charging at the ropes and grabbing them, screaming out at the fans as "Committed" fades out.
Sylvia Lopez: Sylvia has had shots at shiny belts here already in SRW!
Lopez giggles for a few moments before she begins to seethe and pull at her hair with her free hand.
Sylvia Lopez: But Sylvia wants to win a shiny belt!
Pacing the ring a little, her seething becomes more intense as she pulls at her hair even harder.
Sylvia Lopez: Sylvia doesn’t care if it’s the shiny Hardcore belt! Or the shiny Ultimate Conquest belt! Or the shiny Queen of the South belt! Saoirse Maguire?! Luther Thunder?! Ursula Von Rossbach?!
The Bellevue Banshee grins into the camera.
Sylvia Lopez: Once Sylvia is finished playing with Kendrick Kross! Sylvia plans on playing with one of you next!
Lopez then throws the microphone out of the ring before removing her leather jacket and slapping it on the mat several times before then squatting in the corner, her eyes focused on the entrance stage awaiting her opponent.
-KENDRICK KROSS-VS-SYLVIA LOPEZ-
The match begins with a mocking, disrespectful display by Double K right off the bat where one key insult he makes is calling Sylvia a "Stupid Crazy Bitch" which then has him back pedaling as Sylvia had gone from smiling and laughing to murderous psychopathy, just assaulting the man and driving him back into a corner as she pummels him relentlessly. The surprise only last so long as the 6' 2" tattooed brawler finds purchase with a back elbow that sends his 5' 2" competitor swaying back. He then gathers her and violently hurls her into a corner where he then proceeds to rock and batter her with great viciousness, driving her to a seat where he then presses his shin right into her neck, choking her in the corner. A four count from the ref gets him to back off.
"JUST A CRAZY BITCH!" he shouts out again. Suddenly Sylvia is on his back with an arm around his neck while clawing at his eyes. He'd lets out gargled cries of pain as he tries to stop her from blinding him while also trying to get the arm that had a vice grip around his throat off. "CRAZY?! I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY!" she shouts directly into his ear before biting it! Kendrick lets out a gargled cry but manages to jam a thumb into her eye, forcing her to relinquish the bite before removing his ear entirely. He then snapmares her off his shoulder. Blood runs down the side of his neck from a well chewed ear! He touches it and of course this makes him a bit mad as he looks at his bloodied fingers.
He moves forward but she shoots herself out of a corner like a cannon and throws a headbutt right into his diaphragm, knocking him back a step with a sharp breath, followed by a rising headbutt straight to his chin, and a jumping headbutt to his chest and a jumping spinning kick that rocks his head to the left and sends him falling back into the ropes! Sylvia rushes in and he dips his shoulder to catch and toss her over the ropes for a landing outside! Kendrick watches her rise then rushes forward with a baseball slide that catches her right in the head, sending her flailing into the guard rail!
Sylvia swipes at a bit of blood out of the corner of her mouth and barely has time to think even as she's caught by a handful of hair and rammed forehead first into the guard rail, followed by being thrown into the ring steps hard! Kendrick sizes her up as she sits with her head leaning on the steel and gets a running start. She sees him at the last second and quickly moves her head, letting him kick the steps hard enough to dislodge them. She then hits a low blow out of sight of the referee, doubling Kendrick over with a croaked groan. She then rushes away to the other side of the ring to slide back in. Then hits a Suicide Cannonball dive, driving Kendrick to the floor! She's on her feet with a skip, a jump, and a wicked grin.
She gives a few quick kicks and stomps and then runs up the ring steps and onto the apron, watching and waiting for him to rise. As soon as he's up, she leaps off for a Hurricanrana but he reveres it into a Powerbomb on the Apron! Sylvia hits hard enough to bounce and hit the floor, kicking her legs in agony! Kendrick rolls her into the ring, then slides in after to make a pinfall and it's 1-2-KICKOUT!!!!
This surprises him, so he slams her head into the canvas and pins her down, shouting, "STAY DOWN YOU CRAZY IDIOT!!" Then pins her. In mid pin he finds himself being bitten while feeling like he was trying to hold down a rabid wolverine! He tries to get up only for her to grab his hand and start yanking his fingers with THE FINGER BREAKER! He lets out a howl in pain as two of his fingers are dislocated. He staggers back, holding his hand in sheer agony. Sylvia gets to her feet and comes at him only for him to kick her square between the legs, dropping her instantly and getting the disqualification. Kendrick did not care one iota at this point as he was more interested in the two fingers that were clearly dislocated.
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: SYLVIA LOPEZ!!!
Kendrick quickly leaves ringside amidst a sea of boos while Sylvia cups her self groaning and laughing at the same time.
Spazz: This ain't the end here, not by a long shot. Kenny Kross underestimated the half-pint psycho from Scottish hell!
Koss: Well he made one fatal mistake. Never refer to that woman as crazy or she'll show you what that word means!
"JUST A CRAZY BITCH!" he shouts out again. Suddenly Sylvia is on his back with an arm around his neck while clawing at his eyes. He'd lets out gargled cries of pain as he tries to stop her from blinding him while also trying to get the arm that had a vice grip around his throat off. "CRAZY?! I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY!" she shouts directly into his ear before biting it! Kendrick lets out a gargled cry but manages to jam a thumb into her eye, forcing her to relinquish the bite before removing his ear entirely. He then snapmares her off his shoulder. Blood runs down the side of his neck from a well chewed ear! He touches it and of course this makes him a bit mad as he looks at his bloodied fingers.
He moves forward but she shoots herself out of a corner like a cannon and throws a headbutt right into his diaphragm, knocking him back a step with a sharp breath, followed by a rising headbutt straight to his chin, and a jumping headbutt to his chest and a jumping spinning kick that rocks his head to the left and sends him falling back into the ropes! Sylvia rushes in and he dips his shoulder to catch and toss her over the ropes for a landing outside! Kendrick watches her rise then rushes forward with a baseball slide that catches her right in the head, sending her flailing into the guard rail!
Sylvia swipes at a bit of blood out of the corner of her mouth and barely has time to think even as she's caught by a handful of hair and rammed forehead first into the guard rail, followed by being thrown into the ring steps hard! Kendrick sizes her up as she sits with her head leaning on the steel and gets a running start. She sees him at the last second and quickly moves her head, letting him kick the steps hard enough to dislodge them. She then hits a low blow out of sight of the referee, doubling Kendrick over with a croaked groan. She then rushes away to the other side of the ring to slide back in. Then hits a Suicide Cannonball dive, driving Kendrick to the floor! She's on her feet with a skip, a jump, and a wicked grin.
She gives a few quick kicks and stomps and then runs up the ring steps and onto the apron, watching and waiting for him to rise. As soon as he's up, she leaps off for a Hurricanrana but he reveres it into a Powerbomb on the Apron! Sylvia hits hard enough to bounce and hit the floor, kicking her legs in agony! Kendrick rolls her into the ring, then slides in after to make a pinfall and it's 1-2-KICKOUT!!!!
This surprises him, so he slams her head into the canvas and pins her down, shouting, "STAY DOWN YOU CRAZY IDIOT!!" Then pins her. In mid pin he finds himself being bitten while feeling like he was trying to hold down a rabid wolverine! He tries to get up only for her to grab his hand and start yanking his fingers with THE FINGER BREAKER! He lets out a howl in pain as two of his fingers are dislocated. He staggers back, holding his hand in sheer agony. Sylvia gets to her feet and comes at him only for him to kick her square between the legs, dropping her instantly and getting the disqualification. Kendrick did not care one iota at this point as he was more interested in the two fingers that were clearly dislocated.
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: SYLVIA LOPEZ!!!
Kendrick quickly leaves ringside amidst a sea of boos while Sylvia cups her self groaning and laughing at the same time.
Spazz: This ain't the end here, not by a long shot. Kenny Kross underestimated the half-pint psycho from Scottish hell!
Koss: Well he made one fatal mistake. Never refer to that woman as crazy or she'll show you what that word means!
SEGMENT
The following announcement has been paid for by the Influencers. Can be heard in a disembodied female voice over, as the letters appear in pink, as a commercial airs showing each of the four women representing the group. Photos of Bianca Davis, Veronica Taylor, Vanessa, and Danielle Page flash on screen. With them posing for various shots in and out of the ring including them all having their hands high in the air the night they formed. After a few more seconds of that, Bianca Davis’s voice soon began as the camera panned to her a black and white filter now over the picture.
Bianca Davis: Tired of being basic?
Then it cuts to Veronica Taylor, who says in a matching tone.
Veronica Taylor: Don’t blame you tired of being fugly?
Then it cuts to Vanessa Page, who was sitting next to her sister Tiffany Lynn Page the manager of the influencers.
Vanessa Page: Aren’t you always? Tired of being lame?
Danielle Page: Of course you are! Tired, of being a fatty?
Tiffany Lynn Page: Always, tired of not having proper role models to try and emulate? If so we have good news The Influencers are here to stay and we are here to help you, and the SRW locker room better itself.
The camera pans back to Veronica Taylor, who was sitting with one leg crossed over the other getting her makeup checked up on by Minion, who was holding the mirror for her. She shoes her away once it was perfect.
Veronica Taylor: Exactly, we started that process first we beat down Fugora, and Tolson two of the chosen by the powers that be here in SRW. One, thinking they should be groomed to be in the others spot someday, but in reality neither of you belong as the faces of SRW no, the women who belong at the forefront are the women sitting before.
The camera cuts to color and the aftermath of the beatdown that formed the Influencers were we see Aurora Zambrotta and Samantha Tolson laid out with the Influencers standing over them. As the camera then cuts back to black and white, and Bianca Davis this time.
Bianca Davis: It was a plan months in the making, a plan that is only gonna make this company grow and become more profitable. Which in turn means more money for us, and more spotlight on us a win-win right?
The camera then cuts to the Page Sisters once again.
Danielle Page: Totally, they should be thanking us right now. SRW is blowing up on twitter thanks to us.
Vanessa Page: True tea none of you are worth of sitting with us.
Tiffany smiles at the words of her sisters, before the camera pans back to Veronica Taylor who begins to speak in her normal arrogant tone.
Veronica Taylor: God, this was such a good move and speaking of good moves last show was a grand statement you can call it the stamp on our mission statement. Not only, did The Beastly sisters get laid out by our lovely Socialites, but me and my bestie made the so called heroes look as dumb as they are ugly.
Veronica points to her head smugly smirking, as the camera once again shows the highlights of Tiffany throwing powder in the faces of the Sisters of Destruction, and leaving them laying in the center of the ring. And then flashes to Veronica, and Bianca laughing and pointing while the referee yells at the faces with them making the loser sign on their foreheads with their minion by their side.
Tiffany Lynn Page: You can buy the new Influencer line of cosmetic products at Veronica’s Secert.com its high quality all natural makeup that can help you I mean the Beastlies know how amazing the foundation works. But it looks better on us.
Bianca Davis: Doesn’t anything look better on us than them? And how right you are Vero and the train is just gonna keep continuing as we are at full strength on the next Savage Live, as the hottest thing in SRW The Influencers take on not only those nasty Beastie sisters, but Wendy House and Tracy Dixon. Another team we have beaten, right Vero?
Veronica lets out a catty giggle, as the scene cuts to Veronica and Bianca’s last match with House of Dixon including Tracy laying out Wendy while blinded allowing The Pretty Committee to get the one, two and three.
Veronica Taylor: Wendy House must be a saint, a hideous one but still a saint nonetheless. To forgive Tracy, after doing that to her? Like just to attack her like that out of nowhere so uncalled for.
Danielle Page: Right, like I would never attack my sister, or my girls Veronica, and Bianca like that ever. Wendy House is so broken and out of her mind that she’s that forgiving like Nessa you see this?
Vanessa Page: Exactly, and if Wendy House can’t trust her partner then how are the sore losers they are teaming with the Beastly sisters gonna do it?
The Page Sisters high hive in an obnoxious way, letting out a catty giggle as the camera goes back to Bianca Davis, who Minion was now attending to, giving her a drink she took a sip of before putting it back on the trey.
Bianca Davis: How right you are. They have been crying a month ago the Socialites beat them soundly, then they whined and moaned and got a rematch where they did win but at teh end of it did they look like winners? Nope. Tonight the Beastly's strength is gonna be outdone once by the brains and beauty of the Influencers. I mean anything less would be simply uncivilized.
The camera then pans to Veronica Taylor, who has a smug smirk on her face as she speaks.
Veronica Taylor: The truth is we are the best thing to happen to this backwater trolls nest . And, we proved it last show this show we prove it yet again until Melinda has no choice but to give us what we want. Sorry bout it but you’re all dismissed.
With that the camera pans to each member of the Influencers blowing arrogant kisses toward the camera. As the voice again comes over saying the preceding announcement has been paid for by the Influencers.
Bianca Davis: Tired of being basic?
Then it cuts to Veronica Taylor, who says in a matching tone.
Veronica Taylor: Don’t blame you tired of being fugly?
Then it cuts to Vanessa Page, who was sitting next to her sister Tiffany Lynn Page the manager of the influencers.
Vanessa Page: Aren’t you always? Tired of being lame?
Danielle Page: Of course you are! Tired, of being a fatty?
Tiffany Lynn Page: Always, tired of not having proper role models to try and emulate? If so we have good news The Influencers are here to stay and we are here to help you, and the SRW locker room better itself.
The camera pans back to Veronica Taylor, who was sitting with one leg crossed over the other getting her makeup checked up on by Minion, who was holding the mirror for her. She shoes her away once it was perfect.
Veronica Taylor: Exactly, we started that process first we beat down Fugora, and Tolson two of the chosen by the powers that be here in SRW. One, thinking they should be groomed to be in the others spot someday, but in reality neither of you belong as the faces of SRW no, the women who belong at the forefront are the women sitting before.
The camera cuts to color and the aftermath of the beatdown that formed the Influencers were we see Aurora Zambrotta and Samantha Tolson laid out with the Influencers standing over them. As the camera then cuts back to black and white, and Bianca Davis this time.
Bianca Davis: It was a plan months in the making, a plan that is only gonna make this company grow and become more profitable. Which in turn means more money for us, and more spotlight on us a win-win right?
The camera then cuts to the Page Sisters once again.
Danielle Page: Totally, they should be thanking us right now. SRW is blowing up on twitter thanks to us.
Vanessa Page: True tea none of you are worth of sitting with us.
Tiffany smiles at the words of her sisters, before the camera pans back to Veronica Taylor who begins to speak in her normal arrogant tone.
Veronica Taylor: God, this was such a good move and speaking of good moves last show was a grand statement you can call it the stamp on our mission statement. Not only, did The Beastly sisters get laid out by our lovely Socialites, but me and my bestie made the so called heroes look as dumb as they are ugly.
Veronica points to her head smugly smirking, as the camera once again shows the highlights of Tiffany throwing powder in the faces of the Sisters of Destruction, and leaving them laying in the center of the ring. And then flashes to Veronica, and Bianca laughing and pointing while the referee yells at the faces with them making the loser sign on their foreheads with their minion by their side.
Tiffany Lynn Page: You can buy the new Influencer line of cosmetic products at Veronica’s Secert.com its high quality all natural makeup that can help you I mean the Beastlies know how amazing the foundation works. But it looks better on us.
Bianca Davis: Doesn’t anything look better on us than them? And how right you are Vero and the train is just gonna keep continuing as we are at full strength on the next Savage Live, as the hottest thing in SRW The Influencers take on not only those nasty Beastie sisters, but Wendy House and Tracy Dixon. Another team we have beaten, right Vero?
Veronica lets out a catty giggle, as the scene cuts to Veronica and Bianca’s last match with House of Dixon including Tracy laying out Wendy while blinded allowing The Pretty Committee to get the one, two and three.
Veronica Taylor: Wendy House must be a saint, a hideous one but still a saint nonetheless. To forgive Tracy, after doing that to her? Like just to attack her like that out of nowhere so uncalled for.
Danielle Page: Right, like I would never attack my sister, or my girls Veronica, and Bianca like that ever. Wendy House is so broken and out of her mind that she’s that forgiving like Nessa you see this?
Vanessa Page: Exactly, and if Wendy House can’t trust her partner then how are the sore losers they are teaming with the Beastly sisters gonna do it?
The Page Sisters high hive in an obnoxious way, letting out a catty giggle as the camera goes back to Bianca Davis, who Minion was now attending to, giving her a drink she took a sip of before putting it back on the trey.
Bianca Davis: How right you are. They have been crying a month ago the Socialites beat them soundly, then they whined and moaned and got a rematch where they did win but at teh end of it did they look like winners? Nope. Tonight the Beastly's strength is gonna be outdone once by the brains and beauty of the Influencers. I mean anything less would be simply uncivilized.
The camera then pans to Veronica Taylor, who has a smug smirk on her face as she speaks.
Veronica Taylor: The truth is we are the best thing to happen to this backwater trolls nest . And, we proved it last show this show we prove it yet again until Melinda has no choice but to give us what we want. Sorry bout it but you’re all dismissed.
With that the camera pans to each member of the Influencers blowing arrogant kisses toward the camera. As the voice again comes over saying the preceding announcement has been paid for by the Influencers.
-INFLUENCERS-VS-HOUSE OF DIX & SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION-
The bell sounds and Dixon, House, Valerie and L.A. rush Veronica, Bianca, Danielle and Vanessa. Tiffany Lynn starts screaming at the referee almost immediately to demand order be restored as her chargers are assaulted all over the ring. As the Infoluencers are sent to the floor one by one, Tiffany Lynn calls them all to her. Housewatches and starts giggling before tearing across the ring. She rebounds off and comes running back at her partner. Dixon launches her over the top out onto all five Influencers, sending them all down in a domino effect.
“YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!!”
As House bounces back up and rolls into the ring, the chant changes.
“HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!!“
House starts to run again and flips off of Dixon out onto their opponents again. With the crowd still cheering wildly, the Beasleys motion at Dixon. She shrugs and starts running herself. The Incluenders stagger up and Valerie and L.A. manage to help Dixon fly out over the top rope onto Veronica, Bianca and Danielle.
“DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!!”
Valerie hops down to the floor and takes a swing at Vanessa. Tiffany Lynn crawls over to Dixon and cuffs her to the barricade. Not seeing this, House dives back into the ring next to L.A. Beasley. Tiffany Lynn slips something to Vanesa and she hits Valerie. Valerie is stunned and Tiffany Lynn cuffs her to the barricade as well. With the referee engaged with Tiffany Lynn, Vanessa climbs into the ring and cracks L.A. and then House in the mouth. Both go down causing Toni Beasley to run down. Vanessa slips out to the floor and then punches Toni in the mouth. Toni goes down and Vanessa takes the brass knuckles off her own hand and slips them into Toni’s tights. Veronica and Bianca roll into the ring, smirk at their opponents and each covers one as daintily as possible. Danielle makes sure Dixon and Valerie can both see what’s going on as the referee counts.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Danielle and Tiffany Lynn get into the ring with Vanessa, Veronica and Bianca and all five take a bow as Valerie and Dixon both try to rip themselves free, the crowd raining boos down onto the Influencers.
WINNERS BY PINFALL: INFLUENCERS!!!
Spazz: BOOOOOO! FUCK THE RICH BITCHES!!!! BOOOOOO!!!
Koss: They'll just say you hate them because you ain't with them.
Spazz: You mean up in them, but I'd rather I didn't catch gonorrhea from spoiled rich pussy.
“YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!!”
As House bounces back up and rolls into the ring, the chant changes.
“HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!! HOUSE!!!“
House starts to run again and flips off of Dixon out onto their opponents again. With the crowd still cheering wildly, the Beasleys motion at Dixon. She shrugs and starts running herself. The Incluenders stagger up and Valerie and L.A. manage to help Dixon fly out over the top rope onto Veronica, Bianca and Danielle.
“DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!! DIX-ON!!!!”
Valerie hops down to the floor and takes a swing at Vanessa. Tiffany Lynn crawls over to Dixon and cuffs her to the barricade. Not seeing this, House dives back into the ring next to L.A. Beasley. Tiffany Lynn slips something to Vanesa and she hits Valerie. Valerie is stunned and Tiffany Lynn cuffs her to the barricade as well. With the referee engaged with Tiffany Lynn, Vanessa climbs into the ring and cracks L.A. and then House in the mouth. Both go down causing Toni Beasley to run down. Vanessa slips out to the floor and then punches Toni in the mouth. Toni goes down and Vanessa takes the brass knuckles off her own hand and slips them into Toni’s tights. Veronica and Bianca roll into the ring, smirk at their opponents and each covers one as daintily as possible. Danielle makes sure Dixon and Valerie can both see what’s going on as the referee counts.
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Danielle and Tiffany Lynn get into the ring with Vanessa, Veronica and Bianca and all five take a bow as Valerie and Dixon both try to rip themselves free, the crowd raining boos down onto the Influencers.
WINNERS BY PINFALL: INFLUENCERS!!!
Spazz: BOOOOOO! FUCK THE RICH BITCHES!!!! BOOOOOO!!!
Koss: They'll just say you hate them because you ain't with them.
Spazz: You mean up in them, but I'd rather I didn't catch gonorrhea from spoiled rich pussy.
COMMERCIAL
-HIRATA DOKUEKI-VS-AKAKO OGAWA-
Dokueki explodes out of the pin, sending Akako rolling away but right to her feet where she hits a theatrical RUNNING CROSSBODY BLOCK! Hirata falls back but rolls with the impact and straight to her feet. With a violent slam, Hirata holds her down but only gets a 2.5 count! Both are back on their feet and Dokueki with a hard Lariat, but Akako catches her arm and surprises by pulling her into a Fujiwara Armbar! For several seconds, Dokueki fights against Ogawa, the damage worsening with the tick of the clock. Using a combination of anger and raw power, Dokueki plants her free hand to the canvas, pushes up, propping herself on her knees, and then pulls and twists her arm right out of Akako's grip! She rolls to a crouch at the same time as her opponent. The two circle, Dokueki wringing her arm out a bit after nearly having it pulled out of the socket and yet, she and Akako share matching smiles.
Once more the two go into another session of dodging and evading strikes until Dokueki surprises her with a feint punch and instead kicks her square in the jaw, then hits her with a huge overhead Belly to Belly suplex that sends Akako flying across the ring! Akako hits and pops right back up, but is stumbling and swaying right into an Exploder T-Bone suplex which sees her staying down for a moment. As soon as Akako is on her feet, however, SHINING BLACK CONNECTS!!! Her head snaps back and Dokueki wastes no time making the counter! 1-2-3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: HIRATA DOKUEKI!!!
Spazz: HOLY FUCK!!!
Koss: Dokueki and Ogawa left it all in the ring and just gave us one hell of a match! How on Earth will the main event top that?
Spazz: We're about to find out!
SEGMENT
Ursula Von Rossbach's music plays over the PA system and she walks out to ringside with a scowl on her face and championship on her shoulder. The monster looks most displeased as she makes her way to the ring with fury burning in her eyes and yet we see in her hand, a microphone. Upon entry into the barbed wire-wrapped ring filled with weapons, she wastes no time or deliberation getting to the point.
UVR: So this is your plan, Rebel? Bleed me and try to throw your most pathetic trash wrestler at me? You want to embarrass me for challenging your authority? HA!
She starts to pace around the ring with a brisk walk.
UVR: Some Rebel you are. You have become part of the very thing you wished to destroy in your youth, the powers that be, the great authority, the overbearing and insufferable power-tripping "bitch" in charge. The kind of person that pays people like me to deal with their problems.
The Lady Terminator visibly scoffs at the notion.
UVR: I am more of a Rebel than you, Rhodes and tonight, you throw me into a hardcore pit to teach me a lesson. The only lesson that shall be taught is that those who are unworthy of this gold on my shoulder are doomed in this ring against me. Juliet Black was once worthy of my respect, but over the years, she has been on the decline and has rarely, if ever has won anything of note. Making opponents bleed guarantees nothing and I have pints of blood to spare.
She stops in the middle of the ring, lowering her head forward and sliding the belt off her shoulder. She then hoists it out before her.
UVR: You want my glory, Juliet? Come try and take it. I dare you to prove me wrong, but I do not believe you even care enough to do so.
Ursula drapes the belt down at her feet.
UVR: Come to me, trash-wrestling fool...
She then tosses the microphone aside as Juliet's theme blares of the arena speaker system.
MAIN EVENT
QoTS CHAMPIONSHIP
HARDCORE BARBWIRE MATCH
-URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C)-VS-JULIET BLACK-
-URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C)-VS-JULIET BLACK-
Ursula doesn't pick up a weapon at the start of the match and instead shouts at Juliet, "PICK YOUR WEAPON AND TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!" Without hesitation, Juliet gathers up a bundle of light tubes and smashes them across Ursula's head, drawing blood instantly in an explosion of thin, razor sharp glass in all directions. Ursula doesn't even react, instead latching a hand around Juliet's throat and bringing her in for a wicked headbutt, rocking her right off her feet!
"I SAID YOUR BEST!" she shouts as she kicks Juliet square in the ribs. Gathering Juliet by her hair, she yanks her to her feet and then hurls her straight into the barbwire! Black hits the ropes, snarling as her skin is pierced. Ursula motions her forward. Juliet gathers up a long lead pipe, twirling it as she circles the Lady Terminator. She comes at Ursula swinging high and Ursula catches it in her hands. She eats a few kicks to the ribs before yanking the weapon from Juliet's hands, spinning around and cracking her across the head with the pipe, spinning her off her feet! Ursula tosses the weapon out of the ring, then gathers Juliet up bodies her into a corner where she starts ramming her gut over and over with brutal shoulder shots. She pulls back, Juliet falling to a seat. Ursula then hits a running knee right in her face!
Reaching down, she takes Juliet by the throat, eating a hard right punch that halts her for a moment, followed by a wicked elbow shot that actually moves Ursula back a step! A hard BARE KNUCKLE GLAM spins Ursula around and sets her forward a few steps, seemingly stunned! Juliet then picks up a steel chair and cracks Ursula across the back of her head, dropping her to one knee! A side swing straight to the front of Ursula's head goes largely ignored. She steps in front of Ursula, raising the chair up high and bringing it down. BIONIC HEADBUTT knocks the chair right out of Juliet's hand, sending it flying. Juliet goes for another BARE KNUCKLE GLAM but her fist lands in Ursula's hand with a wicked smack that would likely require ice on the palm later. Ursula pulls her in by that fist straight into a full on BIONIC HEADBUTT that rocks Juliet completely off her feet! Ursula plants a boot on her chest for a mocking pinfall. ONE-TWO-TTTTHHROW'S A SHOULDER UP!!!
The champion smiles and lets Juliet get up on her own power. As Juliet, spitting a bit of blood on the canvas, she smirks and says, "You'll regret letting me up." Then rushes at Ursula. Black moves as fast as she can, hurling strikes at Ursula, but find herself blocked but the quick hands of the Lady Terminator, though a few shots manage to break through her defense, Ursula just just tanks them. A shoot kick catches the left side of Ursula's face, whipping her head around, followed by an armdrag where she then locks Ursula into an armbar, but instead of wrenching the arm, she starts wrenching the fingers, in-fact, she even dislocates a few of them at wicked angles. Yet Ursula still rolls over her as she always does when someone attempts and armbar, grips her wrist, lifts Juliet up brutally slams her into the barbwire ropes, then into the turnbuckle, and finally onto a steel chair, which is when Juliet finally lets go. Ursula then takes a moment, in front of everyone, to set her fingers one by one back into place, much to the horror of the more squeamish people in attendance....
Suddenly Juliet is on her back with a fork, stabbing Ursula's head, shoulder and upper body until the Lady Terminator snapmares her off to the canvas, the fork left in her shoulder. She snarls, ripping it out of her flesh and neatly folding it in half before tossing it aside. Juliet rolls to the outside, holding a hand to her neck and clearly feeling the effects of the match. Ursula rolls out after her, pursuing her with with a modest, long legged stride. Juliet yanks the steel steps in her path and Ursula just kicks them out of her way, continuing the pursuit around the ring. She happens to notice laying on the ground among the weapons in passing is a spray bottle of Bianca's favorite perfume. She fakes going down to one knee and gathers it up, unseen by Ursula. The Lady Terminator grabs her shoulder and Juliet spins around, spraying Ursula right in her eyes with it!
She then rears it back, looking to smash it in Ursula's face but her attempt is blocked and she finds a hand around her throat as Ursula delivers her to the apron with a Chokeslam!!! Ursula then wipes at her eyes to clear them, the burning irritant a minor nuisance at best to her. Juliet manages to recover in the time it took Ursula to wipe her eyes out and now has a steel chair, going all out on Ursula with a savage series of strikes and blows hitting her about her body and the back of her head in particular. It ends with an eruption of Ursula scooping her up and brutally slamming her to the floor. Ursula then gathers Juliet up, spins her around, locks on the Double U-Hook and hits THE VON TERMINATOR!!! This time, she gives her a more respectful pinfall, hooking both legs and rolling her entire body onto her shoulders! 1-2-3!!!
WINNER AND STILL QoTS CHAMPION: URSULA VON ROSSBACH!!!
Spazz: Fucking hell....
Koss: That was brutal. Did you see her get her fingers broken and she just set them back into place like nothing?
Spazz: You can't kill a Robot, Joey... not without like a Nuke, high explosives, a hydraulic press, or a wrench and screwdriver while they're in sleep mode!
Koss: That is all the time we have tonight folks. I hope you enjoyed the show and we'll see you in the next one!
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CREDITS
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CREDITS
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-CHERRY DEVILLE-VS-B-BRAT-
Written by Alex
-AURORA ZAMBROTTA-VS-KATE STEELE-
-CHAOS AD-VS-HALO & FAYE LANGE-
Written by Alex
-CHRISTINA ZDUNICH-VS-MAJA LINDSTROM-
-CODA-VS-BECCA MAGUIRE-
(DRAW)
-SKILLZ VENDORZ-VS-WILDSIDE-
Written by Alex
-PSYCHO MAGUIRE (C)-VS-SAMANTHA TOLSON-
Written by Alex
-LUTHER THUNDER & CCM-VS-ROSE & DEAN ROSE-
-KENDRICK KROSS-VS-SYLVIA LOPEZ-
-INFLUENCERS-VS-HOUSE OF DIX & SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION-
Written by Alex
-HIRATA DOKUEKI-VS-AKAKO OGAWA-
-URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C)-VS-JULIET BLACK-
CREDITS
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CREDITS
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-CHERRY DEVILLE-VS-B-BRAT-
Written by Alex
-AURORA ZAMBROTTA-VS-KATE STEELE-
-CHAOS AD-VS-HALO & FAYE LANGE-
Written by Alex
-CHRISTINA ZDUNICH-VS-MAJA LINDSTROM-
-CODA-VS-BECCA MAGUIRE-
(DRAW)
-SKILLZ VENDORZ-VS-WILDSIDE-
Written by Alex
-PSYCHO MAGUIRE (C)-VS-SAMANTHA TOLSON-
Written by Alex
-LUTHER THUNDER & CCM-VS-ROSE & DEAN ROSE-
-KENDRICK KROSS-VS-SYLVIA LOPEZ-
-INFLUENCERS-VS-HOUSE OF DIX & SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION-
Written by Alex
-HIRATA DOKUEKI-VS-AKAKO OGAWA-
-URSULA VON ROSSBACH (C)-VS-JULIET BLACK-