Post by Melinda Rhodes on Oct 25, 2021 20:28:21 GMT -7
INTRO
The first Epoch broadcast under the Southern Rebellion Wrestling starts with loud cheers from nearly three-thousand enthusiastic SRW faithful eager to watch tonight’s show! Most of them are seated in the bleachers wrapped around the unique rodeo arena while some are in chairs closer to the old-fashioned steel interlocking barriers separating the crowd from the action. The six-sided wrestling ring's got three sets of purple rope. It's all surrounded by an orange-brown dirt floor that tractors leveled beforehand, too. Two black steel steps rest on opposite corners of the hexagon, while the ring skirts reads "SRW Epoch," "Southern Revolution Wrestling," and "Twitch.tv."
The entrance is a wide aisle that leads to a single curtain, dirt on the ground here too. A small tron monitor is secured on the bare-bones Epoch stage set while barricades wrap around the sides. SRW fans are seated around the aisle in steel chairs too. There's an elaborate lighting rig attached to the canopy roof of the the pan-air stadium that bathes the arena in cool blue moonlight and orange skylights. Above the entrance asidle, there's an announcer's booth window embedded into the stage set where Monty Proust oversees it all.
Monty Proust: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE FIRST EPISODE OF SRW'S BRAND NEW EEEPPPPOCCCH! Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to be the host for this wonderful event tonight! Three matches are what the card calls for, but it is quality, not quantity that dictates this little gathering in the Ross Kelly Rodeo Arena here in Pasadena, Texas! The battle of the bad girl wives, Rebecca "Bruiser" Maguire, takes on Saoirse "Psycho" Maguire in a match that I'm sure will test their skills as well as the strength of their love and vows. Next we have Bianca "The Queen B" Davis in a match against one half of the former Tag Champions, the Skillz Vendorz show-woman herself, Sammi Belmont, that I am most certainly sure will not end badly in any way shape or form! Lastly, we have a 5 person submission/pinfall Elimination Battle Royal involving Kara Harrington, Katrina Cage, Olivia Blue, Risa Jackson, and Jonna Austin with the SRW EPOCH Briefcase that has a contract for one personal dream match of the holder's choosing. Without further ado, let the games begin!The first Epoch broadcast under the Southern Rebellion Wrestling starts with loud cheers from nearly three-thousand enthusiastic SRW faithful eager to watch tonight’s show! Most of them are seated in the bleachers wrapped around the unique rodeo arena while some are in chairs closer to the old-fashioned steel interlocking barriers separating the crowd from the action. The six-sided wrestling ring's got three sets of purple rope. It's all surrounded by an orange-brown dirt floor that tractors leveled beforehand, too. Two black steel steps rest on opposite corners of the hexagon, while the ring skirts reads "SRW Epoch," "Southern Revolution Wrestling," and "Twitch.tv."
The entrance is a wide aisle that leads to a single curtain, dirt on the ground here too. A small tron monitor is secured on the bare-bones Epoch stage set while barricades wrap around the sides. SRW fans are seated around the aisle in steel chairs too. There's an elaborate lighting rig attached to the canopy roof of the the pan-air stadium that bathes the arena in cool blue moonlight and orange skylights. Above the entrance asidle, there's an announcer's booth window embedded into the stage set where Monty Proust oversees it all.
BRUISER MAGUIRE VS PSYCHO MAGUIRE
The married couple about to fight one another just smile, shaking their heads as the bell rings before locking up. A forearm from Psycho is answered by a back elbow from Bruiser, which is answered by a hard right from Psycho and back and forth the two brawl. The match becomes a strike heavy ordeal as they go after one another until Bruiser hits a stunning European uppercut and follows it up with a belly to belly overhead suplex! From there, Bruiser puts her power on display for the crowd, hitting a variety of suplexes and throws, hurling Mrs. Maguire all over the ring. A backdrop suplex would be escaped from, Psycho rolling out and hitting a jumping DUBLIN KISS to the back of Bruiser's head! Bruiser falls to one knee, shaking her head and dazed! Psycho goes for a running Curb Stomp but Bruiser manages to lift her head right out of the way, leaving Psycho to stomp mat and eat a FREEDOM PUNCH! Psycho falls flat on her back and Bruiser promptly hits the Kickstarter (inverted stomp facebreaker), getting a pinfall victory!!!
WINNER: BRUISER MAGUIRE!!
Post match the two hug and Psycho holds up Bruiser's arm in victory!
WINNER: BRUISER MAGUIRE!!
Post match the two hug and Psycho holds up Bruiser's arm in victory!
Monty Proust: What an incredible showing by such talented and fierce competitors and look at the love on display! I suppose when you not only are wed together and train together, there will be no hard feelings. I enjoyed it as did the fans here clearly! May the loving rivalry continue!
BIANCA DAVIS VS SAMMI BELMONT
Animosity is the term that best describes this match, as Sammi comes after Bianca full steam ahead! Bianca fights back, but finds herself quickly outmatched by the sheer ferocity of the Showboat of the Skillz Vendorz. Chops, rights, lefts, kicks, and so on send the normally overconfident Bianca packing for the ropes. Sammi's forced to back off from Bianca, who complains about an eye injury, keeping their attention as Veronica slides under the ropes to attack Sammi from behind! Kat Cage is quick to come to her partners aid, tackling Veronica off her feet! The rest of the Influencers come out, attacking both Sammi and Katrina in brutal fashion until the lights go out, then come back on as THE HOUSE OF DIX AND TWIN SNAKES APPEAR AT THE RAMP! JUSTICE CROSS LEAVES COMMENTARY TO JOIN IN TOO! They rush down to drive the Influencers out of the ring. Tracy and Jonna help Sammi and Kat to their feet and stand unified before the four members of The Socialites and Pretty Committee outside the ring, both sides shouting back and forth when the Epoch theme song plays and out steps LUMINITA FLOAREA in her black leather and lace "business" attire, pale skin almost matched by the silvery white hair and in start contrast to the designer eye shadow and black lipstick on her face.
Luminita Floarea: Ladies. Good evening. I have just received word from Mrs. Rhodes, herself. Since it has appeared as though none of you are able to conduct yourselves as proper professionals, a match has been made to take place at next month's Final Countdown. This match...will be a Tag Team Hell In A Cell Match...and it will feature all of the individuals currently at ringside. In addition, however, you will be joined by one more team....
Out steps ALEX "BANDIT" CARBAJAL AND JACKIE "BANDIT" LAYTON at either side of the Epoch GM.
Luminita Floarea: Furthermore...the Southern Cross Tag Team Championships will be on the line.
Luminita pauses, narrowing her eyes coldly before she raises the microphone up again.
Luminita Floarea: Welcome...to Hell....
Bianca and her crew all unanimously complain and bitch until the Riot Squad starts walking down the ramp, and the teams in the ring exit and start to approach. The Influencers are forced to push their way through the crowd, running as best they can for the back with all of the other tag teams in pursuit!
RESULT: NO CONTEST DUE TO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE!
Luminita Floarea: Ladies. Good evening. I have just received word from Mrs. Rhodes, herself. Since it has appeared as though none of you are able to conduct yourselves as proper professionals, a match has been made to take place at next month's Final Countdown. This match...will be a Tag Team Hell In A Cell Match...and it will feature all of the individuals currently at ringside. In addition, however, you will be joined by one more team....
#LET'S START A RRRRRIIIOOOTT!!!
Out steps ALEX "BANDIT" CARBAJAL AND JACKIE "BANDIT" LAYTON at either side of the Epoch GM.
Luminita Floarea: Furthermore...the Southern Cross Tag Team Championships will be on the line.
Luminita pauses, narrowing her eyes coldly before she raises the microphone up again.
Luminita Floarea: Welcome...to Hell....
Bianca and her crew all unanimously complain and bitch until the Riot Squad starts walking down the ramp, and the teams in the ring exit and start to approach. The Influencers are forced to push their way through the crowd, running as best they can for the back with all of the other tag teams in pursuit!
RESULT: NO CONTEST DUE TO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE!
Monty Proust: Though the match ended poorly, the excitement for what's coming at Final Countdown is absolutely through the metaphorical ROOF! I cannot wait to see these Influencers get their just deserts at the hands of every tag team that they have wronged with accrued interest! Simply delightful!
MAIN EVENT
SRW EPOCH BRIEFCASE
PIN/SUBMISSION ELIMINATION BATTLE ROYAL
KARA HARRINGTON VS KATRINA CAGE VS JONNA AUSTIN VS RISA JACKSON VS OLIVIA BLUE
Olivia Blue opens the match up, going right after Kara Harrington, who gives back as good as she gets in quick order, the two exchanging shots. Katrina and Jonna go right after Risa. The former masked Tigress fights back with fury but is can only do so much until an accidental misfire by Kat catches Austin in the jaw. The Loveable Punk gets a whole lot less loveable when she hits Katrina with a wicked back elbow and RAGE QUIT! She herself suffers a TYPE I kick from Risa that absolutely floors her! Olivia rolls Kara into a SMALL PACKAGE ROLL UP and gets a kick out at two. Risa pins Jonna for the first ELIMINATION of the match. She pops up just in time to be run down by Olivia's SUPERKICK!!! Before Olivia can pin her, however, Kara catches her with THE KNEE TREMBLER and locks on the SNAP DOLLY'S NECK Anaconda Vice! Olivia taps out for the second ELIMINATION of the match! Meanwhile, Risa Jackson and Katrina Cage are battling fiercely back and forth, hold for hold and strike, counter, reversal, strike, counter again! The two are practically artistic in the science they put on display with each transition and weaving dodge. Risa wins out with a front kick that feeds her right into Kara Harrington's arms and bringing Katrina straight to the canvas with SNAP DOLLY'S NECK, getting a second tap out for Kara and third ELIMINATION of the night! This leaves us with Kara "GODDAMN" Harrington facing down "SUPERNOVA" Risa Jackson! It becomes a no-holds-barred contest as the two viciously tear into each other. KNEE TREMBLER-NO Sidestepped! Risa answers with the TYPE I Kick, but Kara ducks and catches her in with THE GROIN CLAW!!! Risa snarls in pain as Kara waits to 4 out of 5 of the Referee's count before letting go! SNAP DOLLY'S NECK APPL-NO!!! Risa answers with a knee right to Kara's groin followed by a Codebreaker!!! Kara snaps back on impact, straight and fully to her feet, stumbling around. SPAGHETTIFICATION CONNECTS and Kara's in the center of the ring! She's forced to tap, making herself the Final ELIMINATION of the night!
WINNER OF THE SRW EPOCH BRIEFCASE: RISA JACKSON!!!
Risa takes the case and runs around the ring, holding it up in the air while shouting "TERMINATOR!!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!!"
WINNER OF THE SRW EPOCH BRIEFCASE: RISA JACKSON!!!
Risa takes the case and runs around the ring, holding it up in the air while shouting "TERMINATOR!!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!!"
Monty Proust: Absolutely brilliant conclusion as "The Supernova" takes a victory lap around the ring, declaring where her next challenge is aimed! Not a single bad showing in this mammoth finisher of a match. Each and every wrestler involved gave their absolutely best with nothing left behind but spent bodies and one victor. There is no shame to any who lost for this was a stacked competition filled to the brim with some of the best talent SRW has to offer! This is Monty Proust and I thank you all for attending and those who watched at home on their digital media conveyance of choice. Signing off, Good night!
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