Post by Melinda Rhodes on Jan 24, 2019 22:03:23 GMT -7
GALACTIC WOMEN'S WRESTLING PRESENTS
ENTERPRISE
THE SLEEP TRAIN ARENA
Sacramento, California
JANUARY 24th 2019
Opens at 8:30pmPT/6:30pmEST
Seating for the event will be in the heated indoor Arena.
-OPENING MATCH-
ROSE VS RIVER CHANCE
Crystal: Would you look at that. You just couldn’t but help to snap photos of such a Hollywood A Lister such as myself. I am a pop star, a movie star, and of course the best female gamer and cos-player on the planet. Now I know some of you might have saw the rant that happened on Twitter this past week and let me just go on record to say that what you might have saw from me was all a fluke!
Brittany: AS IF my mother would actually say sorry for something! She has more class than that and right now her major focus is on that of Juliet Black.
Crystal flicks her long purple hair as she seems disgusted. She takes a long sigh as she continues to speak.
Crystal: Honestly Juliet Black is a piece of shit. A woman who likes to talk so much but she doesn’t measure up to me. You all probably thought you saw me tap out against her but the reality is my hand was hurting! You didn’t see shit! I am going to break Juliet in so many ways and tonight she gets to face me in a Pureosu match which means she better keep her cool.
Brittany nods her head.
Brittany: No weapons, no anything but good old fashion wrestling and to be honest I don’t think that Juliet is talented enough to fight my mother on those terms.
Crystal: Truth be told I deserve to be the top champion in this company. I am better than this stupid cunt they have me facing off against. I don’t understand how in the fuck Zoey can waltz right in and automatically get a chance at the title. I deserve that opportunity. I am among the best of the best and everybody else should be an afterthought! I am Crystal Hilton and I won’t be disrespected. I bring the star power and I am the entire fucking show! Tonight I will dispose of Juliet and I will be on to bigger and better things.
Brittany: And let’s talk about the blatant disrespect of not putting me on the show. Where is my respect?! Granted they love booking my girlfriend in the form of Halo but where is my chance and my shot?! When am I going to get an opportunity to become something in this company? Nothing they don’t get me what I want because Melinda hates me and my family!
Crystal: Just in the same way that my girls Simply Glamorous don’t get a chance either. If things like this keep up you can consider us going to the Discovery Brand where we know we will be treated with respect. I deserve everything. My daughter is the second coming of me, and of course Simply Glamorous is the best entity that this company has to offer.
Just at that moment that is when we can see an Italian woman walking backstage. A woman that can be best described as Maria Salvatore. Maria cracks a wide grin as she looks at Brittany before turning her attention over to Crystal.
Maria: Looks like you a need a real competition. I know my contract status has been up in the air and if you want a match Brittany I have no problem making my debut against you and making you sleep with the fishes! I deserve respect and I have been waiting for a brat like you to make a debut against.
Crystal smiles as she waves at her daughter.
Crystal: I’ll let you take it away from here Brittany.
Brittany stares at the woman with a grin as she begins to speak.
Brittany: You got a problem with me?!
Maria thinks about it and the two begin to scuffle with one another. A big fight breaks out as they are finally separated from one another.
NARI CHANG VS VIVACIOUS LYNN
ZOEY STAR VS PATTI ROSE VS BIANCA DAVIS
ENTERPRISE
THE SLEEP TRAIN ARENA
Sacramento, California
JANUARY 24th 2019
Opens at 8:30pmPT/6:30pmEST
Seating for the event will be in the heated indoor Arena.
-OPENING MATCH-
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From the start bell to the closing argument, Rose and River put on a display like only powerhouse beauties can. Rose began the match with a dominant lead, overtime River would chip back and whittle the taller woman down, gradually taking the match back in her favor until Rose locks on The Eye of the Beholder. An ear pop by River would force the hold to be broken, but not in a way she expected as Rose would slam her to the canvas! This still had the effect of buying River time, taking back lost ground with a Military Press and a Legdrop. Rose does mount a comeback but in the end, she's taken down with the Pommel Strike Spinebuster followed up by the pinfall!
WINNER: RIVER CHANCE AT 8 Minutes and 32 seconds by Pinfall!
WINNER: RIVER CHANCE AT 8 Minutes and 32 seconds by Pinfall!
BACKSTAGE
The cameras come into focus and as they do we are treated to the sight of Crystal Zdunich. We are able to see her walking and the cameras pan in on her face. She isn’t alone as her daughter Brittany is right beside her clad in a long robe and of course a tiara. Behind Crystal is her following of Paparazzi as they begin to snap photo after photo of the Hollywood star. She shakes her head in disgust as she looks at the cameras and begins to speak.Crystal: Would you look at that. You just couldn’t but help to snap photos of such a Hollywood A Lister such as myself. I am a pop star, a movie star, and of course the best female gamer and cos-player on the planet. Now I know some of you might have saw the rant that happened on Twitter this past week and let me just go on record to say that what you might have saw from me was all a fluke!
Brittany: AS IF my mother would actually say sorry for something! She has more class than that and right now her major focus is on that of Juliet Black.
Crystal flicks her long purple hair as she seems disgusted. She takes a long sigh as she continues to speak.
Crystal: Honestly Juliet Black is a piece of shit. A woman who likes to talk so much but she doesn’t measure up to me. You all probably thought you saw me tap out against her but the reality is my hand was hurting! You didn’t see shit! I am going to break Juliet in so many ways and tonight she gets to face me in a Pureosu match which means she better keep her cool.
Brittany nods her head.
Brittany: No weapons, no anything but good old fashion wrestling and to be honest I don’t think that Juliet is talented enough to fight my mother on those terms.
Crystal: Truth be told I deserve to be the top champion in this company. I am better than this stupid cunt they have me facing off against. I don’t understand how in the fuck Zoey can waltz right in and automatically get a chance at the title. I deserve that opportunity. I am among the best of the best and everybody else should be an afterthought! I am Crystal Hilton and I won’t be disrespected. I bring the star power and I am the entire fucking show! Tonight I will dispose of Juliet and I will be on to bigger and better things.
Brittany: And let’s talk about the blatant disrespect of not putting me on the show. Where is my respect?! Granted they love booking my girlfriend in the form of Halo but where is my chance and my shot?! When am I going to get an opportunity to become something in this company? Nothing they don’t get me what I want because Melinda hates me and my family!
Crystal: Just in the same way that my girls Simply Glamorous don’t get a chance either. If things like this keep up you can consider us going to the Discovery Brand where we know we will be treated with respect. I deserve everything. My daughter is the second coming of me, and of course Simply Glamorous is the best entity that this company has to offer.
Just at that moment that is when we can see an Italian woman walking backstage. A woman that can be best described as Maria Salvatore. Maria cracks a wide grin as she looks at Brittany before turning her attention over to Crystal.
Maria: Looks like you a need a real competition. I know my contract status has been up in the air and if you want a match Brittany I have no problem making my debut against you and making you sleep with the fishes! I deserve respect and I have been waiting for a brat like you to make a debut against.
Crystal smiles as she waves at her daughter.
Crystal: I’ll let you take it away from here Brittany.
Brittany stares at the woman with a grin as she begins to speak.
Brittany: You got a problem with me?!
Maria thinks about it and the two begin to scuffle with one another. A big fight breaks out as they are finally separated from one another.
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The match kicks off in explosive fashion with Nari catching Lynn off guard with a running bicycle kick to the head! From there Nari dominates with punishing strikes until Lynn manages to get the upperhand with a decisive counter of a running attack into a hard scoop powerslam. Lynn returns the favor in spades with punishing clubbing blows and throws of her own. Nari turns things back in her favor after blocking a running splash in the corner with a headscissor takedown. The two brawled back and forth, but gradually Lynn was worn down by Nari's more precise, powerful blows and in the end, she fell to the might of THE W.M.D. Driver!
WINNER: NARI CHANG AT 9 minutes and 45 seconds via pinfall!
WINNER: NARI CHANG AT 9 minutes and 45 seconds via pinfall!
BACKSTAGE
Dressed in her finely pressed all black business suit, shades, and leather gloves is the Cosmic Champion, Ursula Von Rossbach. Upon her shoulder rests her title, snug and comfortable upon its perch.
Soon enough walking into the shot with a smug look on her face is none other than the Queen B Bianca Davis. Who is dressed to the nines in a tight-fitting pink dress, black high heels, and a black Chanel handbag. She begins to speak in her normal tone.
Bianca Davis: Ugh tell me why that these newbies keep getting title shots. You won the title now have to defend against Zoey ugh ew!
Ursula stops and slowly swivels her head towards Bianca, tilted sideways ever so delicately.
UVR: Ms. Davis.....
There was no offer of a handshake, just a cold greeting.
Bianca Davis: Like you tell me I should be the number one contender, not her?! like this is a joke. But you should know there are many more deserving people who just got springboarded because management here is kissing her ass.
Bianca said with her hand on her hip. Ursula gave a small nod.
UVR: It is not our place to decide who challenges and only my place to be concerned. You are employed gainfully, are you not? Your time will come eventually.
Bianca maintained her look of disgust.
Bianca Davis: My time will come um my time should have been already here. I am a huge social media star the biggest here, I am a former champion in multiple companies I mean what does Zoey I have I don't stupid tweets?
She offers up a rather unnerving smirk.
UVR: Fortune favors the bold, Ms. Davis. Perhaps if you would be less inclined to bitch and more proactive, you could speed up the progress. What separates you from Mrs. Star is the simple fact that she put herself at great risk to challenge me.
She then leans her towering frame over Bianca, a looming shadow cast over the smaller woman.
UVR: Are you saying you are eager to fill her shoes and risk imminent destruction?
Bianca backs up disgusted.
Bianca Davis: I came close to winning that belt in the first place so back off. But the bold? You mean how she just waltzed in here its clear management is sucking up to her for god knows what reason and you should see that too. Because you don't think that they won't try and push you down if she manages to take that belt?
Bianca says with a small smirk now growing on he face. There's a dark chuckle passing through Ursula's lips as she backs Bianca up against a wall now, lowering forward with eyes boring directly into hers, unblinking and coldly savage. That smirk slowly disappears.
UVR: If not for the fumbling of two who could not put aside their differences long enough to stick to a joint plan to take me out, perhaps that could've happened for you, but it did not. Without help, you were doomed in that encounter, Ms. Davis.
A dark, sinister chuckle passes her lips.
UVR: As for Mrs. Star, I care not if she is favored or fortunate, for I will lay waste to her as I have anyone and everyone who has crossed me in that ring. My defeats have come at either the hands of an army in coordination or due to someone dropping an entire stage upon me.
She then slammed her gloved hand against the wall next to Bianca's head, causing her to flinch. The two were so close now that their foreheads were separated by mere millimeters of air between them.
UVR: Yes, your victory was close, but in the end, you were cowering in fear as I finished you off, but please, keep the false bravado up. It amuses me.
She then patted Bianca's cheek and turned to walk away from her with a grin on her face. Bianca visibly sags against the wall as Ursula walked away.
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After an entrance by Ursula Von Rossbach that saw her joining commentary, the match would go underway with Patti Rose entering into an immediate exchange with Bianca Davis after harsh words were shared between the two competitors before the bell even began. Zoey Star would quickly overtake both with a running leaping double clothesline. Bianca rolls out of the ring as Zoey and Patti trade shots. A deflected punch by Zoey would turn into a wristlock and lead to the two women entering into a technical exchange starting with a front flip out of the wristlock into a ducked clothesline into a backbody drop reversed into a headscissor take down and head compression. Patti escapes the headscissor lock and pulls Zoey up and then straight down with a Belly to Back Suplex and pin! Bianca would break the hold up, punishing Patti with a Crowning DDT and a pinfall. Zoey would break the pin up with a Devilish Dervish splash, gathering Bianca up shortly after, hitting the Trap Chamber and a pin, which gets broken up by Patti. Ursula claimed calmly that the Trap Chamber was well executed.
Pattie and Zoey then enter into an exchange of strikes that ends with Zoey dancing around her strikes, taking an arm and with a twist, has Patti SEEING STARS with a scissored DDT to the canvas! Before Zoey can make the pin, however, Bianca moves in with a roll up pin from behind, but Zoey rolls right out of it to her feet, leaving Bianca seated on the canvas for a few seconds before hitting a low orbit dropkick, followed by a Springboard Delightful Devastation which netted her the pin and the win!
WINNER: ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR BY PINFALL AT 15 minutes and 38 seconds!
Pattie and Zoey then enter into an exchange of strikes that ends with Zoey dancing around her strikes, taking an arm and with a twist, has Patti SEEING STARS with a scissored DDT to the canvas! Before Zoey can make the pin, however, Bianca moves in with a roll up pin from behind, but Zoey rolls right out of it to her feet, leaving Bianca seated on the canvas for a few seconds before hitting a low orbit dropkick, followed by a Springboard Delightful Devastation which netted her the pin and the win!
WINNER: ZOEY MADIGAN-STAR BY PINFALL AT 15 minutes and 38 seconds!
POST MATCH
Ursula rose from the Commentary table, applauding a panting Zoey Star in the ring. She sported an unnerving smile on her face, nodding.
UVR: Impressive.... most impressive. Indeed.....
She then removes the headset and heads to the back, never breaking eye contact the entire time with Zoey....
UVR: Impressive.... most impressive. Indeed.....
She then removes the headset and heads to the back, never breaking eye contact the entire time with Zoey....
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The Wildside went after the Shieldmaidens with a vengeance at the start of the match, the entire proceeding devolving into a chaotic brawl until No semblance of order was followed as the ref motioned for the bell with the crowd chanting "LET THEM FIGHT!" The brutality quickly turned to the Shieldmaiden's favor as Psycho took charge of the match, laying in to Seleana with a throat punch and promptly showcasing just why she adopted that moniker. Zenna would save her with the Family Tradition, only to get bowled over by Drago with a running power clothesline! Seleana would come back strong, catching Drago off guard with a running superkick followed Springboard Cat's Eye splash which lead to a two and a half count kickout. From there The Wildside would hit a Springboard Doomsday device on Psycho, then an assisted dropkick on Drago and attempt a dual pin, but again the tough bikers kicked out and promptly turned the tide back in their favor.
Psycho downs Seleana with a hard spinning backfist while Drago HURLS Zenna into a corner, promptly dropping down to allow Psycho to hit the AIR PSYCHO! As Zenna collapses, Seleana attacks both women at the same time, but finds herself on the losing end of that exchange as the two hit the brutally stylish STEALING SANITY! Zenna scrambles to break up the pin but it's too little, too late as The ShieldMaidens win the match via pinfall!
WINNERS: SHIELDMAIDENS MC BY PINFALL AT 14 minutes and 56 seconds!
Psycho downs Seleana with a hard spinning backfist while Drago HURLS Zenna into a corner, promptly dropping down to allow Psycho to hit the AIR PSYCHO! As Zenna collapses, Seleana attacks both women at the same time, but finds herself on the losing end of that exchange as the two hit the brutally stylish STEALING SANITY! Zenna scrambles to break up the pin but it's too little, too late as The ShieldMaidens win the match via pinfall!
WINNERS: SHIELDMAIDENS MC BY PINFALL AT 14 minutes and 56 seconds!
BACKSTAGE
JULIET BLACK VS CRYSTAL ZDUNICH
PURORESU MATCH
-MAIN EVENT-
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FATAL 4-WAY AND WHOEVER GETS THE FIRST PINFALL OR SUBMISSION IS THE NEW CONQUEST CHAMPION!!! IIIIIINTRODUCING FIRST FROM THE QUARTER OF FRANCOIS!
The techno mix theme starts upbeat until a growling voice proclaims:
"Congratulations... you have survived."
At this point, the beat picks up a bit and Lyra LeVeux-Donavan saunters out onto the stage, her cloak flowing behind her. She tosses her hair over her shoulders and spreads her arms wide, soaking in the reactions of the fans as Eric Donavan comes out behind her, his hands going to her waist as he comes to stand at her back. She reaches up, arms going behind his neck as she looks up toward him before the pair disengages and makes their way toward the ring.
As they arrive, Lyra again spreads her arms as Eric lifts her easily onto the apron before climbing up himself, holding the ropes for her to enter the ring. She does so, pausing for a kiss en route, before ascending the ropes with one leg wrapped over the top, holding her arms up high as the spotlights center on her.
"I tried to make you immortal..."
YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME A KILLER!"
Unclasping and dropping her cloak, Lyra steps up onto the top strand and backflips off the ropes, landing on her feet and giving a mocking curtsy to the fans giving her a hard time, before backing into the corner, awaiting the start of the match.
Jenny Beck: LLLLLLYRA LEVVVVVEEEEUUUUXXXX DDDDOOOONNNOOVVVAAAANNNN!!!
Koss: Lyra has been impressive from the moment she debuted!
Spazz: Yeah few can hold their own against Lil' Miss Spooky, Dona Rotten.
Koss: Truth! Now she has an opportunity to at FM Young's Conquest championship!
Jenny Beck: NEXT UP IS A LITTLE LADY FROM HOLLYWOOD HILLS, CALIFORNIA, you might've heard of her....
Life of Agony’s “Lost At 22” starts up and B-Brat walks out, smirking and twirling what looks like a long necklace as the crowd boos the second generation star. Halo follows behind her looking stoic and simply ready to go seemingly paying the boo birds no attention at all. B-Brat takes her sweet time getting to the ring making sure she milks all the attention she possibly can as she drinks everything in. She makes her way up the steps and slips through the ropes effortlessly, Halo following right behind her. They take the center of the ring and B-Brat walks up to the ropes, flashing hand signals to the crowd as Halo stands behind her, simply raising her right fist to the sky. B-Brat steps back and smacks Halo on the belly, pointing to her as Halo simply stands tall, ready for war.
Jenny Beck: GIVE IT UP FOR B-BRAT AND HAAAAALLLLOOOOOOO!!!
*MIXED POP!*
Koss: The fans don't know what to make of Halo. B-Brat certainly has helped with the confusion and Halo's willingness to work dirty hasn't done her any favors, but she does have a real can-do attitude and a great work ethic.
Spazz: Yeah I mean most of us dirty players aren't known for working our asses off and playing dirty as fuck too. Honestly, Fats, it's kind of surprising and something you don't see often.
Koss: Indeed! Will that work ethic pay off tonight as she is in the ring with some seasoned competition tonight.
Jenny Beck: AND NOW WE HAVE THE LEADER OF THE SATSUJIN TRIAD ALL THE WAY FROM MONTERREY!
Her theme kicks in, as Malaya strikes a sexy pose on the top of the ramp, and carries an arrogant sneer while making her way down the ramp. She slides in through the bottom rope, and stands on her knees while whipping her hair back in a seductive way before standing up and readying for her opponents.
Jenny Beck: MMMMAAAALLLLAAAYYYYAAAA DDDDIIIIYYYYOOOOSSSSAAAAA!!!
*CROWD POP!*
Koss: They have yet to make a major impact here in Galactic, but I see the Satsujin Triad playing a big part in things to come in this company. Malaya is far to ambitious and driven to sit back for long with such talented women on her side.
Spazz: Yeah they made a SERIOUS impression on us all when they took on Simply Glamorous. Glam got slammed yo!
Koss: I doubt that'll be the last we hear of Crystal's brood either. Those two are a resilient lot.
Jenny Beck: AND NOW.... THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!! THE CHAMP....IS....HEEEERRREEE ALL THE WAY FROM SEVILLE, SPAIN.....
The driving siren's of Gasoline by Porcelain and the Tramp's starts up and the light drops, the guitars start and the light's come back up revealing The One Woman Army F.M. Young, to thunderous applause! The big woman rears back and howls, before starting a slow walk down the ramp were she slaps hands with fans. She hops up onto the apron and howl's again, striking an archers pose before ducking under the ring ropes. She rips the championship from around her waist and hoists it high into the air roaring "DAMN RIGHT THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!"
Jenny Beck: THE GALACTIC CONQUEST CHAMPION, F....M....YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUNNNNNGGGGG!!!
*HUGE CROWD POP!*
Koss: FM looks like the queen of the world out there tonight!
Spazz: Yeah but them claws been coming out on social media yo!
Koss: No one has ever said FM Young is the most cordial competitor out there, but she is one of the best out there today. In my estimation, she's more than earned her cockiness.
Spazz: Yeah she's ripped as fuck and will fucking punk a bitch out like nobody's biz!
Koss: The participants are standing in the ring and There's Referee Kirk checking everything over!
The Referee takes the belt from FM and holds it up in the air for the cheering crowd. She then passes it off to a Ring attendant and motions for the bell!
*DING DING DING*
Koss: And we're off to the races! Immediately Malaya goes for Halo with a fake and a sucker punch! Lyra locks up with FM Young and is promptly overpowered and taken to the mat with a brutal slam!
Spazz: ZERO TIME WASTED YO!
Koss: Halo tossed out of the ring and now Malaya coming in from behind on FM with a hard forearm to the back and a rear waistlock, but FM breaks the hold and pulls Malaya into a Hiptoss to the left! Lyra with SURPRISE WOLF FANG KICK!!!!
FM's head snaps back and she's sent stumbling back towards a corner where Halo is finally seen climbing to the top!
Spazz: They'z smartening up!
Koss: Halo going airborne DIVING BACK ELBOW BETWEEN THE SHOULDER BLADES, but FM doesn't go down!
FM staggers forward with a growl just as Malaya hops forward...
Koss: ...Diyosa with a Thrust kick right in FM's gut and a SNAP DDT followed by a quick pin! Not even a count as FM just powers her right off and sits up and eats a straight low orbit dropkick from Lyra Donovan!
Spazz: Fuck! They ain't letting up!
Koss: Lyra back on her feet and Halo with a running neckbreaker takes her right down! Malaya catches Halo from behind with a Russian Legsweep backroll and-
Spazz: CUNT PUNT!
Malaya shouts out, "BOW TO THE MONARCH!!!!"
Koss: Knew you'd bite that, and Malaya now vaulting to the top rope as FM Young gets to her feet! CROSSBODY-NO CAUGHT AND POWERSLAMMED BY FM!
FM Young brutally slams Malaya to the canvas with a mammoth impact that sucks the wind straight from her lungs. She hops up with a mighty roar only for Lyra Donovan to catch her from behind in a Full Nelson and snap back bridge....
Koss: GATE OF SOULS SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX PIN ON FM!!!
ONE!!! TW-KICKOUT!!!
Spazz: Fuck that was slick!
Koss: Slick yes, but not hard hitting enough as FM breaks the pinfall with a back roll to her feet right out of the Nelson! Lyra gets to her feet and MAN-MACHINE INTERFACE CLOTHESLINE! FM just turned her inside out!
Spazz: And here comes Halo!
Koss: RUNNING BLACK 13 KICK! FM's stunned and in the ropes! Malaya Diyosa with a schoolgirl roll up, no it's a feint! ENZIGURI KICK and now the real pin!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! THR-BROKEN UP!!!
Koss: FM breaks the pinfall by pulling Malaya right off of Halo into THE STAND ALONE COMPLEX GUT BUSTER! She's climbing the ropes.... FM makes the signal and NEGASONIC WARHEAD ON HALO!!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TH-BROKEN UP!!!
Lyra Donovan hits a standing Moonsault across both women, breaking the pinfall up!
Spazz: Lyra Dee Saving that day like a boss!
Koss: Impressive pin break, but I think she's pissed off FM here! FM is already on her feet and Lyra hits a roundhouse kick, snapping her head to the side. HURRICAN-NO! COUNTERED INTO THE HUMAN ERROR PROCESSOR!!!!
Spazz: HOLY BOOM BITCH! DID YOU HEAR THE CLICK OF THOSE TEETH AND THAT THUD?!
Koss: Who didn't? FM has one of the most devastating powerbombs in the business! Halo from behind now attacking FM Young, keeping her from making the pinfall!
FM manages to back elbow Halo, sending her staggering back and it's at that point that Malaya gets a running head of steam and-
Koss: RUNNING DROPKICK! FM Young is sent through the ropes for a hard landing outside!
FM hits the floor at an awkward angle, slamming nearly all of her body weight down on her shoulder which has her immediately curling up and rolling over, gripping the shoulder and kicking her feet in pure agony.
Spazz: Landing looked a bit rough there, but FM's a tough bitch, she can take it!
Koss: Malaya and Halo lock up and seem to be fighting over who is going to pin Lyra, who is just barely starting to stir from that Pop up Powerbomb... Hey what's B-Brat doing?
B-Brat, Halo's partner and manager sneaks around out of view of the referee to the hurt FM Young. She moves in and start brutally stomping that shoulder over and over with her non-regulation heeled boots. The sharp corners of the heel stab into the flesh and it quickly becomes obvious that FM's in serious trouble as a portion of her shoulder muscle appears to have slid down towards the bicep!
Koss: WOAH WOAH! REF STOP HER!!!
Spazz: Now you know why chick managers wear thick high heels yo! Brutal, savage shit!
The Referee immediately slips out of the ring just as Halo takes down Malaya with a Cartwheel evasion into an Enziguri kick! She immediately moves to the ropes questioning what's going on. The Referee immediately ejects B-Brat from ringside with a motion of her hand, which the crowd naturally ERUPTS!
Koss: B-Brat just got banned from ringside!
"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" B-Brat shouts out as she leaves ringside.
Koss: Meanwhile Halo hits BLACK 13 on Lyra Donovan, but the ref's outside and can't count the follow up pinfall!
Suddenly Halo hops to her feet and shouts, "COME ON REF! WE GOT A MATCH GOING ON!!!!"
Spazz: Hey I learned a long time ago, don't rush the ref!
Koss: The Referee is now in the ring as Halo makes the cover!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! THRR-PULLED THROUGH THE ROPES!!
Spazz: FM YOUNG IS STILL ALIVE!!!
Koss: She's a one armed woman in this contest, but she's kept the match alive, pulling Halo through the ropes to the outside! Halo goes for a quick kick but FM blocks the shot and headbutts her right off her feet!
Spazz: That's a fucking nightmare skull shot yo!
FM staggers back, clutching at her limp, useless right arm and growling in pain. She gathers Halo up by the neck with her good arm and walks her over to the Spanish Announce table, hurling her across it and into the announcer's laps. The pain on her face is deeply etched, tears rolling down her cheeks despite her best efforts. It was clear that she was in agony, but her pride refused to let her stop!
Spazz: Them Spaniards just have no luck with tables yo!
Koss: No they don't. FM Young now gathering the stunned Halo on her shoulder and....
*WHAAAMKKKKRRRUUUNNNCCCHHHKKKKTTT!*
Koss: ....POWERSLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Spazz: Halo got some wood tonight! Nyyyyaaaauuuhhh!
Meanwhile in the ring, after a chain wrestling exchange Lyra Donovan comes out on top with a takedown that is followed by her promptly locking Mayala up in....
Koss: SOUL OF SILENCE!!!!! LYRA DONOVAN IS CHOKING MALAYA OUT!!!!
FM quickly rushes back to the ring, seeing Lyra is dangerously close to taking her title!
Koss: And now FM is back in the ring and breaks up the hold with a few stomps!
Lyra rolls to her feet with dagger eyes trained on FM who looks pained, desperate, and vicious all at the same time as she closes the gap. Lyra goes for a gut kick, but FM catches it....
Koss: FM catches the gut kick one handed and LYRA WITH A PELE KICK DROPS FM TO ONE KNEE!!
Spazz: Fuck I wish I was that athletic when I was going in the ring!
Koss: Lyra backing up with a running start, BRAINDEAD BUSAIKU FLATBACKS FM YOUNG! LYRA WITH THE PIN!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTHHHRR-BROKEN UP!!!
Koss: Malaya breaks the pin attempt and is peeling Lyra off, but gets a hard chop to the chest for her efforts!
Malaya spins around, gritting her teeth as she clutching at the redden just over the exposed cleavage of her chest. Lyra then goes for a takedown only for Malaya to counter with a stiff knee shot and chop of her own, then grips her head, pulls her into the hangman's position and hits Lyra with....
Koss: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE END!!!!
ONE!!! TTTTWWWWOOO!!! TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRE-BROKEN UP!!!!
Koss: Elbow drop by FM Young breaks the pin up! FM gathering Malaya up now, one armed Irish whip with FM sprinting right behind her! Malaya vaults to the top rope, backflips behind and hits a solid dropkick right to that injured shoulder!!!
FM lets out a roar of pain as she collapses into the corner, clutching that shoulder!
Koss: She needs to get out of that ring, seriously!
Spazz: Hey you try telling big bitch to get the fuck out! Let me know how that goes for ya.
As Malaya points and laughs at FM, suddenly she's caught off guard with a hand snaking up between her legs and rolling her entire body weight along with that of someone else on her shoulders and that person with the roll up is none other than....
Koss: HALO FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLLUP PIN!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTTHHHRREEEE!!!!
Malaya leaps forth to break the pinfall....
*DING DING DING!!!*
....but she finds her efforts too little, too late!
*HUGE UPSET VICTORY POP!*
Spazz: HOLY FUCK!!! WE GOT A NEW CHAMP!!!!
Halo's theme hits the PA as she shoots to her feet with a loud woop and a fist pump in the air! Malaya clutches her fists in anger and pounds the mat while FM sits in the corner, glaring holes through Halo. The referee presents her with the title right then and there.
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND NNNNNNNEW GALACTIC CONQUEST CHAMPION..... HHHHHHAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!
FM rises to a stand towering over Halo who just looks back, tired and uncertain....
Spazz: THE FUCK YOU DOING?! RUN BITCH! SHE'S GONNA' EAT YOU!!!
Koss: Well that's a new one; Mike Spazz not wanting to see a woman to eat another woman.
Spazz: I'm pro Lesbianism, not Cannibalism Lunchbox! I was talking rip your heart out and eat it shit!
Suddenly FM takes Halo's hand in hers and raises her arm into the air, lifting her injured arm up with great pain just enough to point a finger at the new champ and nod her head. She then drops down and rolls out of the ring, heading straight to the back in a monstrous amount of pain.
Koss: Now that is a good show of sportswomanship right there!
Spazz: BOoooooo! I wanted to see someone get their face hit so hard their skull popped outta' their head and bounced around the third or forth row!
Koss: You would, fucking Misanthrope.
Spazz: Miss Anthrope? How'd you know who my Social Studies teacher was back in Middle School, fats?
Koss: How the hell did you get a teacher with that name?
Spazz: Fuck if I know, I wasn't her fuck ugly Dad who helped her fuck ugly Mom give birth to her fuck ugly self!
Koss: Well that's our show folks. Tickets for our next show in the first week of February go up on sale with the announcement of the next card! Thank you and have a wonderful night!
Spazz: SNOOTCH TO THE BOOTCH! Nyaaawwwwhhh....
A video package flickers to life on the screen, showing images from a derelict apartment complex, walls covered in graffiti, trash on the floors, piles of rubble, a palace for a pauper. After a few flickers between various rooms, the camera comes to focus on the masked face of Juliet Black, the skull jaw bandana across her mouth and the cold stare glaring straight into the camera, with a funeral dirge being played quietly in the background
Juliet: Since day one of walking into a Galactic ring… I’ve had this pain in my arse and I’m really needing to get a few things off of my chest. Crystal, I do hope you’re listening, because you are that fuckin’ pain. All you did really was slow my ascent to the top down slightly, because make no fuckin’ mistake, the gold is my only real target since I came here. But you had to go and make yerself a target didn’t ya?
Juliet raised her hands, left hand balled up into a fist as she slammed the knuckles into the right, repeatedly.
Juliet: Big fat fuckin’ mistake. Of all the people to piss off, you choose the self declared, self admitted Sociopathic Blood Knight from Ballymun, who isn’t scared of a little claret being spilled in a fight, but if you ain’t got the bollix to do it when I’m staring you in the eyes, then you’re in for a fuckin’ receipt an’ a half.
Stopping her punching motion, she pulled the bandana from her face, though her eyes expression didn’t change. The camera pulled back, revealing next to Juliet a pine cabinet, with a blown up photo of Christina fastened to it with a few hefty looking knives, including one that had been impaled through the throat.
Juliet: That chair to the head, as painful as it was, has painted a bigger target on you now, and with these old school All In Puro rules, that bans punching, leaving the ring, and a whole heap of ridiculous shit to go with it? I don’t give a flying fuck about winning or losing this one! All I care about is teaching your stupid fucking arse a lesson that when you decide to dance with the devil, you wait for the fuckin’ song to finish, an’ avoid putting on another one. You tapping out last week should have been the end of the song. That chair shot to the head? Song number two. You’ll know it well as it’s the one I walk out to and the fuckers who are throwing up the middle fingers at me still fuckin’ sing along to it, but just remember that Bareknuckle Glam is fuckin’ waitin’ for that one moment to slug you right in the face.
With a spin on her toes, Juliet rammed her fist straight through the poster and the pine door, leaving one large hole, though it was clear she wasn’t finished, pulling out a light and igniting the poster in flames, the final of the burning poster and cabinet...
Juliet: Since day one of walking into a Galactic ring… I’ve had this pain in my arse and I’m really needing to get a few things off of my chest. Crystal, I do hope you’re listening, because you are that fuckin’ pain. All you did really was slow my ascent to the top down slightly, because make no fuckin’ mistake, the gold is my only real target since I came here. But you had to go and make yerself a target didn’t ya?
Juliet raised her hands, left hand balled up into a fist as she slammed the knuckles into the right, repeatedly.
Juliet: Big fat fuckin’ mistake. Of all the people to piss off, you choose the self declared, self admitted Sociopathic Blood Knight from Ballymun, who isn’t scared of a little claret being spilled in a fight, but if you ain’t got the bollix to do it when I’m staring you in the eyes, then you’re in for a fuckin’ receipt an’ a half.
Stopping her punching motion, she pulled the bandana from her face, though her eyes expression didn’t change. The camera pulled back, revealing next to Juliet a pine cabinet, with a blown up photo of Christina fastened to it with a few hefty looking knives, including one that had been impaled through the throat.
Juliet: That chair to the head, as painful as it was, has painted a bigger target on you now, and with these old school All In Puro rules, that bans punching, leaving the ring, and a whole heap of ridiculous shit to go with it? I don’t give a flying fuck about winning or losing this one! All I care about is teaching your stupid fucking arse a lesson that when you decide to dance with the devil, you wait for the fuckin’ song to finish, an’ avoid putting on another one. You tapping out last week should have been the end of the song. That chair shot to the head? Song number two. You’ll know it well as it’s the one I walk out to and the fuckers who are throwing up the middle fingers at me still fuckin’ sing along to it, but just remember that Bareknuckle Glam is fuckin’ waitin’ for that one moment to slug you right in the face.
With a spin on her toes, Juliet rammed her fist straight through the poster and the pine door, leaving one large hole, though it was clear she wasn’t finished, pulling out a light and igniting the poster in flames, the final of the burning poster and cabinet...
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PURORESU MATCH
This match was pure violent animosity from start to finish. Despite the strict rules, Crystal nearly disqualifies herself right off the bat with two closed fist strikes to Juliet's face. The Irish woman would respond in kind, but eventually the two fell into a groove with slap strikes and kicks, both women working snug and stiff the entire match. Loud chest chops would reverberate of the crowd, hard kicks would rattle teeth in their heads. Crystal and Juliet would go toe to toe, matching move for move and even engaging in a little scientific grappling as the two showed their knowledge of holds and chain wrestling. At one point, Juliet would lock Crystal up in the Fade 2 Black, forcing Crystal to exercise one of her rope breaks to escape. The two would get back to their feet brawling once more only toe end up having Crystal superkick Juliet over the ropes and out of the ring!
From there the match became all Crystal as she utilized nearly the entire 20 second count slamming Juliet into anything and everything at ringside, rolling her back into the ring at the last possible second a bit dazed and confused and yet a Bareknuckle Glam out of nowhere would drop Crystal hard. Unfortunately Juliet took too long to crawl over Crystal and only got a two count on the pinfall. She would inflict more punishment until an irish whip was countered into a ROCK & ROLL DDT! Yet Crystal doesn't go for the pin but instead locks Juliet up in the POWER ABSORPTION in the middle of the ring! Juliet would fight with all her might but the lack of oxygen caught up with her and she passed out in the hold due to a lack of oxygen.
WINNER: CRYSTAL ZDUNICH BY TKO AT 17 Minutes and 45 Seconds!
From there the match became all Crystal as she utilized nearly the entire 20 second count slamming Juliet into anything and everything at ringside, rolling her back into the ring at the last possible second a bit dazed and confused and yet a Bareknuckle Glam out of nowhere would drop Crystal hard. Unfortunately Juliet took too long to crawl over Crystal and only got a two count on the pinfall. She would inflict more punishment until an irish whip was countered into a ROCK & ROLL DDT! Yet Crystal doesn't go for the pin but instead locks Juliet up in the POWER ABSORPTION in the middle of the ring! Juliet would fight with all her might but the lack of oxygen caught up with her and she passed out in the hold due to a lack of oxygen.
WINNER: CRYSTAL ZDUNICH BY TKO AT 17 Minutes and 45 Seconds!
REBEL'S OFFICE
We cut backstage to the office of Melinda Rhodes, Enterprise GM. We find her seated in the Captain's Chair with legs crossed, sporting a simple black tanktop, tight blue jeans, motorcycle boots, and leather bracers on her tattooed wrists. She grins as she leans back in the chair.
Rebel: Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a discussion of a new championship Title for Enterprise. It's no secret that I've been ramping up Tag Team competition on this brand since I took it over and there's a reason. There's been a little secret tournament of sorts and after tonight, two teams will face off at Battle Beyond the Stars for the Enterprise Tag Team Championship! I'd show you the belts but they are still in fabrication. The finalized championship belts will be revealed at the PPV and the two teams that will be facing each other in that very ring at the Pay Per View will be THE SATSUJIN TRIAD VERSUS THE SHIELDMAIDENS MC FOR THE 1701 TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
*HUGE TITLE MATCH POP*
Rebel: It's going to be fucking EPIC! I will be having a match between the runner ups to see who gets the next shot for the 1701 Championships as well as other teams who sign up to the brand. We're going to kickstart a strong tag team division on this brand come hell or high water! Let's rock the starship Enterprise and make it motherfucking SO!
She the points a finger directly at the camera and we cut immediately back to ringside.
Rebel: Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a discussion of a new championship Title for Enterprise. It's no secret that I've been ramping up Tag Team competition on this brand since I took it over and there's a reason. There's been a little secret tournament of sorts and after tonight, two teams will face off at Battle Beyond the Stars for the Enterprise Tag Team Championship! I'd show you the belts but they are still in fabrication. The finalized championship belts will be revealed at the PPV and the two teams that will be facing each other in that very ring at the Pay Per View will be THE SATSUJIN TRIAD VERSUS THE SHIELDMAIDENS MC FOR THE 1701 TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
*HUGE TITLE MATCH POP*
Rebel: It's going to be fucking EPIC! I will be having a match between the runner ups to see who gets the next shot for the 1701 Championships as well as other teams who sign up to the brand. We're going to kickstart a strong tag team division on this brand come hell or high water! Let's rock the starship Enterprise and make it motherfucking SO!
She the points a finger directly at the camera and we cut immediately back to ringside.
-MAIN EVENT-
FATAL 4 WAY FOR THE CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP!
LYRA-LEVEUX DONOVAN VS HALO VS MALAYA DIYOSA VS FM YOUNG
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Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FATAL 4-WAY AND WHOEVER GETS THE FIRST PINFALL OR SUBMISSION IS THE NEW CONQUEST CHAMPION!!! IIIIIINTRODUCING FIRST FROM THE QUARTER OF FRANCOIS!
The techno mix theme starts upbeat until a growling voice proclaims:
"Congratulations... you have survived."
At this point, the beat picks up a bit and Lyra LeVeux-Donavan saunters out onto the stage, her cloak flowing behind her. She tosses her hair over her shoulders and spreads her arms wide, soaking in the reactions of the fans as Eric Donavan comes out behind her, his hands going to her waist as he comes to stand at her back. She reaches up, arms going behind his neck as she looks up toward him before the pair disengages and makes their way toward the ring.
As they arrive, Lyra again spreads her arms as Eric lifts her easily onto the apron before climbing up himself, holding the ropes for her to enter the ring. She does so, pausing for a kiss en route, before ascending the ropes with one leg wrapped over the top, holding her arms up high as the spotlights center on her.
"I tried to make you immortal..."
YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME A KILLER!"
Unclasping and dropping her cloak, Lyra steps up onto the top strand and backflips off the ropes, landing on her feet and giving a mocking curtsy to the fans giving her a hard time, before backing into the corner, awaiting the start of the match.
Jenny Beck: LLLLLLYRA LEVVVVVEEEEUUUUXXXX DDDDOOOONNNOOVVVAAAANNNN!!!
Koss: Lyra has been impressive from the moment she debuted!
Spazz: Yeah few can hold their own against Lil' Miss Spooky, Dona Rotten.
Koss: Truth! Now she has an opportunity to at FM Young's Conquest championship!
Jenny Beck: NEXT UP IS A LITTLE LADY FROM HOLLYWOOD HILLS, CALIFORNIA, you might've heard of her....
Life of Agony’s “Lost At 22” starts up and B-Brat walks out, smirking and twirling what looks like a long necklace as the crowd boos the second generation star. Halo follows behind her looking stoic and simply ready to go seemingly paying the boo birds no attention at all. B-Brat takes her sweet time getting to the ring making sure she milks all the attention she possibly can as she drinks everything in. She makes her way up the steps and slips through the ropes effortlessly, Halo following right behind her. They take the center of the ring and B-Brat walks up to the ropes, flashing hand signals to the crowd as Halo stands behind her, simply raising her right fist to the sky. B-Brat steps back and smacks Halo on the belly, pointing to her as Halo simply stands tall, ready for war.
Jenny Beck: GIVE IT UP FOR B-BRAT AND HAAAAALLLLOOOOOOO!!!
*MIXED POP!*
Koss: The fans don't know what to make of Halo. B-Brat certainly has helped with the confusion and Halo's willingness to work dirty hasn't done her any favors, but she does have a real can-do attitude and a great work ethic.
Spazz: Yeah I mean most of us dirty players aren't known for working our asses off and playing dirty as fuck too. Honestly, Fats, it's kind of surprising and something you don't see often.
Koss: Indeed! Will that work ethic pay off tonight as she is in the ring with some seasoned competition tonight.
Jenny Beck: AND NOW WE HAVE THE LEADER OF THE SATSUJIN TRIAD ALL THE WAY FROM MONTERREY!
Her theme kicks in, as Malaya strikes a sexy pose on the top of the ramp, and carries an arrogant sneer while making her way down the ramp. She slides in through the bottom rope, and stands on her knees while whipping her hair back in a seductive way before standing up and readying for her opponents.
Jenny Beck: MMMMAAAALLLLAAAYYYYAAAA DDDDIIIIYYYYOOOOSSSSAAAAA!!!
*CROWD POP!*
Koss: They have yet to make a major impact here in Galactic, but I see the Satsujin Triad playing a big part in things to come in this company. Malaya is far to ambitious and driven to sit back for long with such talented women on her side.
Spazz: Yeah they made a SERIOUS impression on us all when they took on Simply Glamorous. Glam got slammed yo!
Koss: I doubt that'll be the last we hear of Crystal's brood either. Those two are a resilient lot.
Jenny Beck: AND NOW.... THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!! THE CHAMP....IS....HEEEERRREEE ALL THE WAY FROM SEVILLE, SPAIN.....
The driving siren's of Gasoline by Porcelain and the Tramp's starts up and the light drops, the guitars start and the light's come back up revealing The One Woman Army F.M. Young, to thunderous applause! The big woman rears back and howls, before starting a slow walk down the ramp were she slaps hands with fans. She hops up onto the apron and howl's again, striking an archers pose before ducking under the ring ropes. She rips the championship from around her waist and hoists it high into the air roaring "DAMN RIGHT THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!"
Jenny Beck: THE GALACTIC CONQUEST CHAMPION, F....M....YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUNNNNNGGGGG!!!
*HUGE CROWD POP!*
Koss: FM looks like the queen of the world out there tonight!
Spazz: Yeah but them claws been coming out on social media yo!
Koss: No one has ever said FM Young is the most cordial competitor out there, but she is one of the best out there today. In my estimation, she's more than earned her cockiness.
Spazz: Yeah she's ripped as fuck and will fucking punk a bitch out like nobody's biz!
Koss: The participants are standing in the ring and There's Referee Kirk checking everything over!
The Referee takes the belt from FM and holds it up in the air for the cheering crowd. She then passes it off to a Ring attendant and motions for the bell!
*DING DING DING*
Koss: And we're off to the races! Immediately Malaya goes for Halo with a fake and a sucker punch! Lyra locks up with FM Young and is promptly overpowered and taken to the mat with a brutal slam!
Spazz: ZERO TIME WASTED YO!
Koss: Halo tossed out of the ring and now Malaya coming in from behind on FM with a hard forearm to the back and a rear waistlock, but FM breaks the hold and pulls Malaya into a Hiptoss to the left! Lyra with SURPRISE WOLF FANG KICK!!!!
FM's head snaps back and she's sent stumbling back towards a corner where Halo is finally seen climbing to the top!
Spazz: They'z smartening up!
Koss: Halo going airborne DIVING BACK ELBOW BETWEEN THE SHOULDER BLADES, but FM doesn't go down!
FM staggers forward with a growl just as Malaya hops forward...
Koss: ...Diyosa with a Thrust kick right in FM's gut and a SNAP DDT followed by a quick pin! Not even a count as FM just powers her right off and sits up and eats a straight low orbit dropkick from Lyra Donovan!
Spazz: Fuck! They ain't letting up!
Koss: Lyra back on her feet and Halo with a running neckbreaker takes her right down! Malaya catches Halo from behind with a Russian Legsweep backroll and-
Spazz: CUNT PUNT!
Malaya shouts out, "BOW TO THE MONARCH!!!!"
Koss: Knew you'd bite that, and Malaya now vaulting to the top rope as FM Young gets to her feet! CROSSBODY-NO CAUGHT AND POWERSLAMMED BY FM!
FM Young brutally slams Malaya to the canvas with a mammoth impact that sucks the wind straight from her lungs. She hops up with a mighty roar only for Lyra Donovan to catch her from behind in a Full Nelson and snap back bridge....
Koss: GATE OF SOULS SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX PIN ON FM!!!
ONE!!! TW-KICKOUT!!!
Spazz: Fuck that was slick!
Koss: Slick yes, but not hard hitting enough as FM breaks the pinfall with a back roll to her feet right out of the Nelson! Lyra gets to her feet and MAN-MACHINE INTERFACE CLOTHESLINE! FM just turned her inside out!
Spazz: And here comes Halo!
Koss: RUNNING BLACK 13 KICK! FM's stunned and in the ropes! Malaya Diyosa with a schoolgirl roll up, no it's a feint! ENZIGURI KICK and now the real pin!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! THR-BROKEN UP!!!
Koss: FM breaks the pinfall by pulling Malaya right off of Halo into THE STAND ALONE COMPLEX GUT BUSTER! She's climbing the ropes.... FM makes the signal and NEGASONIC WARHEAD ON HALO!!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TH-BROKEN UP!!!
Lyra Donovan hits a standing Moonsault across both women, breaking the pinfall up!
Spazz: Lyra Dee Saving that day like a boss!
Koss: Impressive pin break, but I think she's pissed off FM here! FM is already on her feet and Lyra hits a roundhouse kick, snapping her head to the side. HURRICAN-NO! COUNTERED INTO THE HUMAN ERROR PROCESSOR!!!!
Spazz: HOLY BOOM BITCH! DID YOU HEAR THE CLICK OF THOSE TEETH AND THAT THUD?!
Koss: Who didn't? FM has one of the most devastating powerbombs in the business! Halo from behind now attacking FM Young, keeping her from making the pinfall!
FM manages to back elbow Halo, sending her staggering back and it's at that point that Malaya gets a running head of steam and-
Koss: RUNNING DROPKICK! FM Young is sent through the ropes for a hard landing outside!
FM hits the floor at an awkward angle, slamming nearly all of her body weight down on her shoulder which has her immediately curling up and rolling over, gripping the shoulder and kicking her feet in pure agony.
Spazz: Landing looked a bit rough there, but FM's a tough bitch, she can take it!
Koss: Malaya and Halo lock up and seem to be fighting over who is going to pin Lyra, who is just barely starting to stir from that Pop up Powerbomb... Hey what's B-Brat doing?
B-Brat, Halo's partner and manager sneaks around out of view of the referee to the hurt FM Young. She moves in and start brutally stomping that shoulder over and over with her non-regulation heeled boots. The sharp corners of the heel stab into the flesh and it quickly becomes obvious that FM's in serious trouble as a portion of her shoulder muscle appears to have slid down towards the bicep!
Koss: WOAH WOAH! REF STOP HER!!!
Spazz: Now you know why chick managers wear thick high heels yo! Brutal, savage shit!
The Referee immediately slips out of the ring just as Halo takes down Malaya with a Cartwheel evasion into an Enziguri kick! She immediately moves to the ropes questioning what's going on. The Referee immediately ejects B-Brat from ringside with a motion of her hand, which the crowd naturally ERUPTS!
Koss: B-Brat just got banned from ringside!
"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" B-Brat shouts out as she leaves ringside.
Koss: Meanwhile Halo hits BLACK 13 on Lyra Donovan, but the ref's outside and can't count the follow up pinfall!
Suddenly Halo hops to her feet and shouts, "COME ON REF! WE GOT A MATCH GOING ON!!!!"
Spazz: Hey I learned a long time ago, don't rush the ref!
Koss: The Referee is now in the ring as Halo makes the cover!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! THRR-PULLED THROUGH THE ROPES!!
Spazz: FM YOUNG IS STILL ALIVE!!!
Koss: She's a one armed woman in this contest, but she's kept the match alive, pulling Halo through the ropes to the outside! Halo goes for a quick kick but FM blocks the shot and headbutts her right off her feet!
Spazz: That's a fucking nightmare skull shot yo!
FM staggers back, clutching at her limp, useless right arm and growling in pain. She gathers Halo up by the neck with her good arm and walks her over to the Spanish Announce table, hurling her across it and into the announcer's laps. The pain on her face is deeply etched, tears rolling down her cheeks despite her best efforts. It was clear that she was in agony, but her pride refused to let her stop!
Spazz: Them Spaniards just have no luck with tables yo!
Koss: No they don't. FM Young now gathering the stunned Halo on her shoulder and....
*WHAAAMKKKKRRRUUUNNNCCCHHHKKKKTTT!*
Koss: ....POWERSLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Spazz: Halo got some wood tonight! Nyyyyaaaauuuhhh!
Meanwhile in the ring, after a chain wrestling exchange Lyra Donovan comes out on top with a takedown that is followed by her promptly locking Mayala up in....
Koss: SOUL OF SILENCE!!!!! LYRA DONOVAN IS CHOKING MALAYA OUT!!!!
FM quickly rushes back to the ring, seeing Lyra is dangerously close to taking her title!
Koss: And now FM is back in the ring and breaks up the hold with a few stomps!
Lyra rolls to her feet with dagger eyes trained on FM who looks pained, desperate, and vicious all at the same time as she closes the gap. Lyra goes for a gut kick, but FM catches it....
Koss: FM catches the gut kick one handed and LYRA WITH A PELE KICK DROPS FM TO ONE KNEE!!
Spazz: Fuck I wish I was that athletic when I was going in the ring!
Koss: Lyra backing up with a running start, BRAINDEAD BUSAIKU FLATBACKS FM YOUNG! LYRA WITH THE PIN!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTHHHRR-BROKEN UP!!!
Koss: Malaya breaks the pin attempt and is peeling Lyra off, but gets a hard chop to the chest for her efforts!
Malaya spins around, gritting her teeth as she clutching at the redden just over the exposed cleavage of her chest. Lyra then goes for a takedown only for Malaya to counter with a stiff knee shot and chop of her own, then grips her head, pulls her into the hangman's position and hits Lyra with....
Koss: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE END!!!!
ONE!!! TTTTWWWWOOO!!! TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRE-BROKEN UP!!!!
Koss: Elbow drop by FM Young breaks the pin up! FM gathering Malaya up now, one armed Irish whip with FM sprinting right behind her! Malaya vaults to the top rope, backflips behind and hits a solid dropkick right to that injured shoulder!!!
FM lets out a roar of pain as she collapses into the corner, clutching that shoulder!
Koss: She needs to get out of that ring, seriously!
Spazz: Hey you try telling big bitch to get the fuck out! Let me know how that goes for ya.
As Malaya points and laughs at FM, suddenly she's caught off guard with a hand snaking up between her legs and rolling her entire body weight along with that of someone else on her shoulders and that person with the roll up is none other than....
Koss: HALO FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLLUP PIN!!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTTHHHRREEEE!!!!
Malaya leaps forth to break the pinfall....
*DING DING DING!!!*
....but she finds her efforts too little, too late!
*HUGE UPSET VICTORY POP!*
Spazz: HOLY FUCK!!! WE GOT A NEW CHAMP!!!!
Halo's theme hits the PA as she shoots to her feet with a loud woop and a fist pump in the air! Malaya clutches her fists in anger and pounds the mat while FM sits in the corner, glaring holes through Halo. The referee presents her with the title right then and there.
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND NNNNNNNEW GALACTIC CONQUEST CHAMPION..... HHHHHHAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!
FM rises to a stand towering over Halo who just looks back, tired and uncertain....
Spazz: THE FUCK YOU DOING?! RUN BITCH! SHE'S GONNA' EAT YOU!!!
Koss: Well that's a new one; Mike Spazz not wanting to see a woman to eat another woman.
Spazz: I'm pro Lesbianism, not Cannibalism Lunchbox! I was talking rip your heart out and eat it shit!
Suddenly FM takes Halo's hand in hers and raises her arm into the air, lifting her injured arm up with great pain just enough to point a finger at the new champ and nod her head. She then drops down and rolls out of the ring, heading straight to the back in a monstrous amount of pain.
Koss: Now that is a good show of sportswomanship right there!
Spazz: BOoooooo! I wanted to see someone get their face hit so hard their skull popped outta' their head and bounced around the third or forth row!
Koss: You would, fucking Misanthrope.
Spazz: Miss Anthrope? How'd you know who my Social Studies teacher was back in Middle School, fats?
Koss: How the hell did you get a teacher with that name?
Spazz: Fuck if I know, I wasn't her fuck ugly Dad who helped her fuck ugly Mom give birth to her fuck ugly self!
Spazz: SNOOTCH TO THE BOOTCH! Nyaaawwwwhhh....
Fade to black.