Post by Melinda Rhodes on Feb 9, 2019 0:05:57 GMT -7
THE FORUM
Inglewood, California
February 7th 2019
Opens at 8:30pmPT/6:30pmEST
"Knight's of Cydonia" by Muse plays out over the P/A and the crowd instantly ERUPTS for the latest installment of GWW's Enterprise! The lights flicker and flash as a highlight video runs on the titantron highlighting all of the brand's top stars in their greatest moments and most intense expressions. The Camera pans over the crowd as they go completely insane while chanting "GALACTIC! GALACTIC! GALACTI!" over and over. Out on the stage steps Jenny Beck in her now signature black leather jacket with matching leather pants and studded boots, a black tanktop covering her chest and a studded choker around her neck. She shoots a mischievous grin as she heads down the ramp to the ring!
Jenny Beck: INGLEWOOD, MAKE SOME NNNNNNOOOOOOIIIISSSSEEEE!!!!
Crowd: JENNY! JENNY! JENNY! JENNY!
Jenny Beck: THAT'S RIGHT BUT WE ALL KNOW I AIN'T WHO YOU'RE HERE FOR, SWEETHEARTS AND DEVIANTS OF THE WRESTLING WORLD! YOU'RE HERE FOR THE SUPERFREAKS IN THE BACK AND THOSE DELICATESSENS OF VERBAL MEAT CRAFT, JOE KOSS AND MIKE SPAZZ! TAKE IT AWAY BOYS!!!
Crowd: JENNY! JENNY! JENNY! JENNY!
Jenny Beck: THAT'S RIGHT BUT WE ALL KNOW I AIN'T WHO YOU'RE HERE FOR, SWEETHEARTS AND DEVIANTS OF THE WRESTLING WORLD! YOU'RE HERE FOR THE SUPERFREAKS IN THE BACK AND THOSE DELICATESSENS OF VERBAL MEAT CRAFT, JOE KOSS AND MIKE SPAZZ! TAKE IT AWAY BOYS!!!
We cut immediately to the commentary table at ringside where we find Koss and Spazz, side by side, microphones in hand.
Spazz: Verbal Meat Craft?! What the fuck? Hahahahahahaha.... Fuckin' love this girl man!
Koss: Good evening boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, humans and non humans all around, to the greatest show at the moment! I'm Joe Koss and beside me is the man, the myth, the legend-
Spazz: -THE CLIT COMMANDER!
Koss: *Flat smirk* Mike Spazz.
Spazz: I am the greatest thing to happen to this show since the history of forever!
Koss: Inyourownmind-SO TONIGHT we have a solid line up for you. This is one of the largest non-ppv GWW cards to date. Have we broken the system? Perhaps we have because we only have a one hour time slot, so you'd best believe the hyperbole will be short and the matches faster paced as a result.
Spazz: A night of fast knockouts and surprises out the fucking nose for sure!
Koss: Let's get to our first match of the evening, Vivacious Lynn versus Maria Salvatore!
Spazz: Verbal Meat Craft?! What the fuck? Hahahahahahaha.... Fuckin' love this girl man!
Koss: Good evening boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, humans and non humans all around, to the greatest show at the moment! I'm Joe Koss and beside me is the man, the myth, the legend-
Spazz: -THE CLIT COMMANDER!
Koss: *Flat smirk* Mike Spazz.
Spazz: I am the greatest thing to happen to this show since the history of forever!
Koss: Inyourownmind-SO TONIGHT we have a solid line up for you. This is one of the largest non-ppv GWW cards to date. Have we broken the system? Perhaps we have because we only have a one hour time slot, so you'd best believe the hyperbole will be short and the matches faster paced as a result.
Spazz: A night of fast knockouts and surprises out the fucking nose for sure!
Koss: Let's get to our first match of the evening, Vivacious Lynn versus Maria Salvatore!
-OPENING MATCH-
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Credit - Zoey
Bad Commentary - RC
Bad Commentary - RC
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A STANDARD SINGLES MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR EXACTLY NO LESS THAN ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM DOUBLE NEW YORK!!!!
Lynn walks to the ring, flexing her strong muscles as she slides in the ring,
wiping her boots on the canvas in disrespectful fashion.
Jenny Beck: VIIIIIIVACIOOOOOOOUUUUUSSSS LLLLLYYYYNNNN!!!
*HEEL JEER*
Koss: Vivacious Lynn has been oddly silent as of late on social media and outside of her appearances, few have heard anything from her.
Spazz: I hear tell she might be letting her contract run out. I'm thinking negotiating tactic for more money.
Koss: That'll be a *STATIC CRACKLE*
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT, GIVING US A LITTLE TASTE OF ITALIAN CLASS ALL THE WAY FROM FLORENCE, ITALY....
Candy by Cameo begins to blast across the sound system. As it does Maria comes out wearing her Maria Hearts Maleek leather jacket. She smiles as she slaps the hands of the fans that are cheering her on. Maleek comes out beside her as he begins to stare at his wife from behind. She can’t stop smiling as she immediately runs her way to the ring and slides right inside. She makes it to her feet and runs to the top of the turnbuckle holding her arm proudly in the air. As she continues to flip off the fans.
*MIXED POP*
Spazz: She has a husband? BOOOOOO! THIS SUCKS!
Koss: Oh knock it off dork.
Spazz: Marriage goes against the natural order of things! Human beings were put on this planet to fuck as much as inhumanly possible with no strings attached!
Koss: While I would not be opposed to a world like that, I kind of like being married to a smoking hot wife myself.
Spazz: Pussy whipped!
Koss: Not arguing this with you-
Spazz: -because you'd lose lunchbox.
Koss: -It's alleged she has oldschool Mafia ties she could have you k-*KRACKLE POP*
*DING DING DING*
Lynn and Maria circle each other with Salvatore wanting to lock up with her brutishly-strong opponent and Lynn content to flex and preen in an attempt to both rile the fans and intimidate her adversary. Maria, surprisingly, starts praising the Vivacious One, clapping and gesturing toward her before hauling off and slapping the taste out of Lynn's mouth and right into the fifth row! Incensed, Lynn charges and Maria ducks into the ropes, gesturing for the referee to 'move that beefy bitch back!' while she taunts Lynn over the official's shoulder! Finally slipping out of the ropes, Maria tries for another cheap shot but Lynn shoulderblocks her to the canvas! A few clotheslines follow before Lynn clamps on a chinlock, wrenching and twisting Maria around as the fans boo her, which only seems to make her squeeze harder! Reaching back for a handful of hair while forcing her way up, Maria holds on tight against the referee's admonishments and drops down ass-first to the canvas, her head lodged under Lynn's prodigious chin! The blow leaves the muscular woman reeling, yet she still charges in and Maria brings her down with a drop toe hold, mounting her from behind and paintbrushing the back of her head!
Koss: Nice Counter by Maria!
Spazz: Viv Lynn's gotta' be quicker than that! Maria ain't just pretty, she's dangerous like a motherfuck yo!
Dropping an elbow on the back of Lynn’s neck, Maria lays in the smack talk, her smile ever present, as she drags a heavily-breathing Lynn up. Her German suplex attempt is met with surprise, then chuckles from Lynn, who rocks her with a back elbow! A snap suplex from the Vivacious One follows and…
ONE… TWO…
...Maria kicks out! Lynn nails another shoulderblock and follows by dragging Maria up by the hair and hoisting her up, stalling a vertical suplex. She stalls a bit TOO long, though, and Salvatore drives her knee down against the top of Lynn’s head! Dropped behind the massive woman, Maria delivers a dropkick to the center of her back and when Lynn whips around, a running neckbreaker leads to another pin attempt, this one from the Mafia Princess!
Koss: Forgive us, but we are having technical diff- *STATIC POP* with our equip-*STATIC*nt!
Spazz: Gotta' try out new sh-*STATIC* th*STATIC*id! It'll be great they said! FU*STATIC POP & CRACKLE*
ONE… TWO… TH-NO!
That move nearly puts Lynn’s lights out, but even in the nick of time and after the punishment the well-built blonde still literally throws Maria off her. A big knee to a charging Salvatore stops her plans effectively and a big boot sends Maria sprawling to the mat. Lynn, seeing her chance, immediately goes to loom over the Italian, seeking to hook in her full nelson. Feeling it coming, Maria tries to squirm out but Lynn is within fingertips of locking it in!
*MORE STATIC POPS & CRACKLES FROM COMMENTARY*
Raising her legs up while being thrashed around painfully, Maria finally manages to get purchase on the top rope, shoving backwards and flipping over, bringing Lynn down and putting her in into an immediate pinning predicament!
ONE… TWO… THRE-NO! SHOULDER UP!
The quick release of the hold allows Lynn to escape but she takes a running kick to the head from Maria, followed by a sudden snap suplex which takes something out of Salvatore but much more out of Lynn! Seeking to set up the Off With Her Head maneuver, Maria is stymied when Lynn uses her power to force her way out, grabbing Maria in a bear hug and shaking her like a doll! Punches and elbows don’t do the job of getting her free and even boxing Lynn’s ears only pisses her off more! Maria has to dig into the eyes to finally get respite, but every moment of it is used trying to catch her breath!
Koss: Hell of a *STATIC POP*
Ducking through the ropes when Lynn charges, she swings up a leg and kicks her in the side of the head! A big clothesline drops Maria on the apron and Lynn reaches through the ropes, grabbing her by the hair and pulling her up! A modified stunner is Maria’s answer, hanging Lynn up on the middle rope and leaving her coughing and in pain! Maria rolls back in and grabs the muscular woman, this time getting all of the Off With Her Head, driving Lynn face-first into the mat! She rolls her over and hooks the far leg…
ONE… TWO… THREE!
...and Maria scores a debut win! The Referee hoists her hand up as the music plays.
Koss: We'll be right back after a quick message from our spons-*STATIC*
Spazz: *STATIC CRACKLE & POP* FIX YO SHIT PRODUCTION TRUCK MOTHERF-*CRACKLING STATIC*
COMMERCIAL
We cut back to the show to find Joe Koss and Mike Spazz with their older modular headsets and different equipment.
Koss: And we're back. Sorry for the equipment malfunction. We've swapped our mics out for headsets and now everything should be working A-O-Freaking-Kay!
Spazz: I told them not to cheap out on the audio gear, didn't I? Stupid motherfuckers!
Koss: And we're back. Sorry for the equipment malfunction. We've swapped our mics out for headsets and now everything should be working A-O-Freaking-Kay!
Spazz: I told them not to cheap out on the audio gear, didn't I? Stupid motherfuckers!
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Summarized due to lateness
The match kicks off with a dominant beginning by La Diaconisa. Paula tries to fight back and rally against the veteran Luchadore, but her speed combined with her in-ring savvy would see every offensive attempt by Paula met with an impressive counter. Though Paula would manage an impressive SHOCKING FOREARM out of nowhere that nearly turned the match back in her favor, it would all be brought to a swift turn around with THE ANGEL'S ARROW and a tap out to THE PURIFIER Cross Armbreaker!
WINNER: LA DIACONISA BY SUBMISSION AT 7 Minutes and 12 seconds!
WINNER: LA DIACONISA BY SUBMISSION AT 7 Minutes and 12 seconds!
BACKSTAGE
We find ourselves backstage and it is there where we are able to see the one and only Kate Steele back and forth clad in a hoodie. She isn’t alone as her husband Teddy is right by her side. She cracks a wide grin as she nods her head in disgust as Teddy begins to speak.Teddy: Would you look at that… We are live in Los Angeles, and I just feel that Galactic could have done better. How do you go to Los Angeles and simply compete at the forum. One needs to be at the Staples Center but it’s okay because tonight you get something special. Tonight you get to see my lovely wife competing right there in that ring.
Kate smiles as she stands tall. She chuckles as she lifts her hood off showcasing her blonde hair. She flicks it as she looks into the camera.
Kate: Tonight I get to rewrite history. I get to step in the ring with the likes of Lyra and I plan to rewrite the history of our last match together. I am sure the fans really enjoyed the match we had but I don’t give a flying fuck about what they want because I simply didn’t get what I wanted. I am not here to put on great matches or to give back to the fans. I am here simply for me and I will do whatever it takes to get the praise that I rightfully deserve. Nobody can tell me any differently…
Teddy can’t help but chuckle as he nods his head and continues to speak.
Teddy: The thing about Lyra is she is overrated. She got lucky. I know for a fact she can’t beat my wife twice in a row and Kate is going to prove that tonight.
Kate sighs in disgust as she looks at the camera.
Kate: I don’t like you Lyra and you seem like you think you are the fucking best in the entire company but that couldn’t be any much further from the truth. The reality is you aren’t shit, and I am going to prove you aren’t shit when I step in the ring with you! Tonight it’s about rewriting history. It’s about putting you in your place, and it’s about showcasing why a Siren is a dangerous beast.
Teddy: Brace yourself because it’s only going to be a matter of time before you find yourself SHIPWRECKED!!! See you soon!
With that Teddy smiles as does Kate as we go to elsewhere.
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Summary due to lateness
This match would kick off via a blitz offensive by Kate Steele that saw Lyra immediately forced onto the defensive and weathering out the assault. A floatover neckbreaker countered into a modified Pendulum backbreaker would swing the favor back towards Lyra. LLD's counterattack would be just as swift and brutal as she would down Kate long enough to rip a turnbuckle pad off and then forcefully ram her forehead into it repeatedly. The end result would be streaks of blood running down Kate's face. Kate would find herself immediately lost in a violent blood rage that saw her coming back yet again as she would duck the Wolf Fang Superkick by Lyra and turn it into a single leg takedown into an Anklelock!
Lyra suffered until finally reaching the ropes, forcing Kate to break the hold. From there, Lyra was effectively hobbled and Kate would brutally attack the leg and ankle over and over again, trying her best to weaken Lyra. The pain would in turn fuel Lyra enough that even a FLOAT OVER DDT moments later would not down her for a pin attempt.
Shortly after, Kate fired her off into the ropes and on the return, she'd be surprised as Lyra hits THE BRAINDEAD (Busaiku Knee) which was immediately followed up by THE SOUL OF SILENCE (Crucifix Triangle Choke!) Kate Steele chose to pass out rather than tap out, granting Lyra Donovan the win!
WINNER: LYRA LEVEUX DONOVAN BY SUBMISSION KO AT 14 minutes and 23 seconds!
Lyra suffered until finally reaching the ropes, forcing Kate to break the hold. From there, Lyra was effectively hobbled and Kate would brutally attack the leg and ankle over and over again, trying her best to weaken Lyra. The pain would in turn fuel Lyra enough that even a FLOAT OVER DDT moments later would not down her for a pin attempt.
Shortly after, Kate fired her off into the ropes and on the return, she'd be surprised as Lyra hits THE BRAINDEAD (Busaiku Knee) which was immediately followed up by THE SOUL OF SILENCE (Crucifix Triangle Choke!) Kate Steele chose to pass out rather than tap out, granting Lyra Donovan the win!
WINNER: LYRA LEVEUX DONOVAN BY SUBMISSION KO AT 14 minutes and 23 seconds!
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Credit - Psycho
Jenny Beck: WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A TAG TEAM BOUT THAT BORDERS ON A FAMILY FEUD THAT'S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! IIINNNNNTRODUCING FIRST, BEST FRIENDS WHO LIVE IN OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE COUNTRY FROM BEVERLY HILLS, CALI, AND MIAMI, FLORIDA!
“Glamorous” by Fergie starts up and Crystal Zdunich leads the way through the curtain, Sarah Richardson and Allison Sullivan following her out. The crowd is decided mixed as Crystal and Allison seem to border on almost antagonistic with their attitudes while Sarah still looks to smile for the fans.
Jenny Beck: ALLISON SULLIVAN AND SARAH RICHARDSON, ACCOMPANIED BY CRYSTAL ZDUNICH, SSSSIMPLY GGGGLLLLAAAAAMMMMOOOORRROOOUUUSSS!!!
Koss: This is gonna be nasty given how Crystal Zdunich is getting along with her own wife at the moment.
Spazz: You say this like we aren’t gonna see some hot action!
Koss: You think wives fighting is hot action?
Spazz: With the right kind of chips!
Jenny Beck: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, THE SISTERS FROM NEW ORLEANS, LA, AND LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA....
Motley Crue’s “Wildside” starts up and the members of Wildside, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich, make their way out of the entryway and down the aisle. They enter the ring and raises their arms as the crowd cheers them on.
Jenny Beck: ZENNA AND SEALANA ZDUNICH, WELCOME TO THE WWWWWIIIIILLLLLLDDDDDSSSSSIIIIIDDDEEEE!
Koss: Now, is this team actually called Wildeside or WildStyle?
Spazz: I think it’s pronounced “H-O-T!”
Seleana and Zenna Zdunich look down at Crystal as she stands on the floor discussing strategy with Allison Sullivan and Sarah Richardson. Seleana and Zenna nod and Seleana takes her place on the outside, Zenna facing the center of the ring.
Koss: So Zenna’s starting for Wildside while Simply Glamorous are still talking it over.
Spazz: You can’t rush greatness, Lunchbox! Give them more than the time you would use to microwave dinner!
Sarah and Allison step up onto the apron and nod back to Crystal before Allison steps into the ring. She and Zenna start to circle each other as the referee calls for the bell. Zenna and Allison lock-up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up and Zenna powers Allison back into her own corner. As they arrive, Sarah tags Allison on the back. Sarah jumps into the ring and Zenna switches grips to take Sarah over ina na rm drag.
Koss: Sarah thought she had an advantage but Zenna saw her coming.
Spazz: Good eye!
As Zenna looks to move in on Sarah, Allison hits a dropkick Zenna’s back thats ends Zenna sprawling itn o Sarah’s waiting arms.
Koss: Inside cradle!
Spazz: Get her done, yo!
ONE!!! TWO!!! ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Sarah grabs an arm on Zenna and quickly swings herself around to make the tag to Allison. Allison scrambles to the top and jumps off for a double axe handle to the shoulder. Zenna clutches at her arm and Allison grasb the arm. She kicks it in the elbow and then tags Sarah back in. Sarah steps in and takes the arm, locking in a standing armbar. Zenna powers her back into her own corner and Allison makes a blind tag, springboarding up into a blockbuster.
Koss: Allison’s got her!
Spazz: She didn’t see THAt one coming!
Allison covers.
ONE!!! TWO!!! ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Allison takes a seated armbar and reaches back for the tag. Sarah comes in and takes the armbar as Allison rolls out to the apron. Sarah steps over and then tags Allison back in. Allison slingshots herself into a dropkick to Zenna’s chest. Zenna goes down and Allison covers.
ONE!!! TWO!!! ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Crystal slaps the apron and points at Zenna’s leg. Allison reaches back and tags Sarah back in. Sarah steps in and Zenna catches her comin in with a Japanese arm drag. Zenna shakes out her stiff arm and Sarah comes back eating a second arm drag. Allison tags Sarah as she comes into the corner and launches herself into a flying crossbody.
Koss: Zenna with the catch and reversal!!!
Spazz: That’s gonna leave a mark!
ONE!!! TWO!!! ALLISON KICKS OUT!!!
Zenna tries to go for the tag but Allison is able to grab the Swedish woman’s ankle and stretch back for the tag to Sarah. Sarah comes in and drops an elbow to the back of Zenna’s head. Allison releases her grip and sarah rolls Zenna ovr for the cover.
ONE!!! TWO!! ZENNA GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!
Sarah jumps up and hista standing shooting star press.
ONE!!! TWO!!! SELEANA MAKES THE SAVE!!!
Allison jumps in and throws herself at Seleana.
Koss: Uh-oh, Seleana caught Allison!
Spazz: Wildside Up?
Seleana slams Allison onto Sarah and Zenna as the referee tries to move in back Seleana over to her corner.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Sarah and Allison get to their feet and Sarah takes a front facelock on Zenna. Allison low blows Zenna and sarah snaps off a vertical suplex.
THREE!!!
FOUR!!
Seleana starts to step out only for Allison to rush at her and try for a dropkick near the Wildside corner. Seleana swats her away and comes right back in while sarah covers Zenna.
ONE!!! TWO!!! THR-NO!!! ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Zenna rolls Sarah over into a crucifix pin attempt.
ONE!!! TWO!!! SARAH KICKS OUT!!!
Koss: This referee is losing control completely!
Spazz: Now this is what I’m talking about! People would PAY for this kind of action, yo!
Koss: Juliet Black is coming in through the crowd!
Crystal steps back shaking her head in frustration as she watches her two friends fighting with her wife and sister-in-law. As she starts to say something, Juliet Black comes crashing into Crystal’s back and sends her into the edge of the ring. Crystal turns around and Juliet punches her in the face. Crystal fires back and the crowd erupts as the two brawl then and there!
Koss: And now we’ve got even more chaos!
Spazz: Spazzy Likey!!!!
Juliet and Crystal start pounding away on each other as they just hammer away, sending themselves flying into the ring edge again and then into the barricade. The referee turns to face them and starts calling for them to break it up turning his back on the action inside the ring. Crystal and Juliet ignore her and continue to pummel each other as the crowd cheers them on.
Koss: This could be a problem!
Spazz: You call it a problem, I call it a good Saturday night!
Koss: It’s only Thursday…
Spazz: I so I get a two for one special this week!
Allison manages to get in a low blow on Seleana and then staggers away as Sarah gets in a kick to the back that sends Seleana tumbling through the ropes to the floor. Allison jumps into a tornado ddt and then backs off as Sarah comes back for Zenna’s arms.
Koss: Sarah’s Hanging Ten on Zenna!
Spazz: Some would say getting stretched by a hottie ain't a bad way to spend your night.
Allison goes to the ropes and jumps into a Lionsault that lands just as Sarah steps off of Zenna. Seleana dives back in and tackles Sarah while Zenna grabs a hold of Allison and hits THE FAMILY TRADITION followed promptly up by a springboard Moonsault pin she calls....
Koss: DOUBLE SHOT OF Z!!!
Spazz: Lordy papordy that looks...mmmm...mmmm!
Koss: But Referee Kirk has her back turned to the action! She's gone outside trying to break up the brawl between Juliet and Crystal! OH AND CRYSTAL WITH A FLASHING LIGHT'S KICK!
Spazz: Talk about blacking out! Waka waka, I'm funny! I want a motherfucking RAISE yo!
Seleana GLOWERS at Crystal through the ropes as she's being escorted off by the referee, only for her to suddenly slip through the ropes and gets right in her estranged wife's face screaming Danish profanities!
Koss: It's been building this whole match! Seleana can no longer stand it!
Spazz: Woah boy, she could call me a Kusselort anytime!
Koss: Kusselort?
Spazz: Translates into something like Vaginal Shit, I don't know.... but she just called her wife that!
Crystal violently slaps Seleana, only to get answered with an even more vicious slap and once again the Referee is breaking up a brawl as the spouses exchange blows!
Spazz: Weren't we having a match here? This looks like a really sexy version of Jerry Springer up in here!
Juliet Black suddenly leaps past the ref, bowling over both women, but putting a headlock on Crystal and locking her down on the floor with savage overhand blows!
Koss: AND JULIET BLACK JOINING IN! Zenna Zdunich is staring down at all the chaos not knowing whether she should wind her watch or what!
Spazz: Ref Kirk is calling for Security to come down to ringside to break this shit up.... HEY ZENNA LOOK OUT!!!
Suddenly Sarah Richardson runs in behind the distracted Zenna and hits her with a hard forearm to the back of the head, followed by a wicked Hair toss across the ring. Sarah and Allison double team her from there, viciously kicking and stomping. All the while security rushes down to ringside to break up a three way brawl between Sealana, Crystal, and Juliet along with the referee!
Koss: Zenna Zdunich is in the ring, alone and without a referee or a partner watching her back as Simply Glamorous brutally assault her!
Spazz: OH BIG MOVE!!!
Sarah lifts Zenna up by her legs and falls back just as Allison moves in and catches her with a solid facebuster finish! The referee catches the action in the ring and just motions for the bell!
Koss: The ref has no choice, she has to throw this entire match out!
*DING DING DING*
Jenny Beck: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RULED A NO-CONTEST DUE TO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE! THE MATCH IS A DRAW AND I'M STAYING AS FAR AWAY FROM THAT FIGHT AS I CAN RIGHT NOW!
Allison and Sarah, in frustrated anger, slip through the ropes and join in on the massive brawl going on outside as the fans chant "LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!"
Koss: EVERYONE'S FIGHTING AT RINGSIDE!!!!!
Spazz: RRRRRIIIIOOOOTTTTT!!!!
The fans explode in a mixture of roars as Zenna rises up in the ring, seeing the action going down and despite the assault she endured just moments ago, she gets a running start and bursts forth, leaping over the ropes with a suicide plancha bowling everyone over all at once! Everyone is a mass of bodies on the floor as Security fights to separate them.
Spazz: We'll call this the Zdunich Family Feud.... FROM HELL!
Koss: We have to go to commercial break and I kind of wish we didn't have to! What a brawl!
“Glamorous” by Fergie starts up and Crystal Zdunich leads the way through the curtain, Sarah Richardson and Allison Sullivan following her out. The crowd is decided mixed as Crystal and Allison seem to border on almost antagonistic with their attitudes while Sarah still looks to smile for the fans.
Jenny Beck: ALLISON SULLIVAN AND SARAH RICHARDSON, ACCOMPANIED BY CRYSTAL ZDUNICH, SSSSIMPLY GGGGLLLLAAAAAMMMMOOOORRROOOUUUSSS!!!
Koss: This is gonna be nasty given how Crystal Zdunich is getting along with her own wife at the moment.
Spazz: You say this like we aren’t gonna see some hot action!
Koss: You think wives fighting is hot action?
Spazz: With the right kind of chips!
Jenny Beck: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, THE SISTERS FROM NEW ORLEANS, LA, AND LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA....
Motley Crue’s “Wildside” starts up and the members of Wildside, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich, make their way out of the entryway and down the aisle. They enter the ring and raises their arms as the crowd cheers them on.
Jenny Beck: ZENNA AND SEALANA ZDUNICH, WELCOME TO THE WWWWWIIIIILLLLLLDDDDDSSSSSIIIIIDDDEEEE!
Koss: Now, is this team actually called Wildeside or WildStyle?
Spazz: I think it’s pronounced “H-O-T!”
Seleana and Zenna Zdunich look down at Crystal as she stands on the floor discussing strategy with Allison Sullivan and Sarah Richardson. Seleana and Zenna nod and Seleana takes her place on the outside, Zenna facing the center of the ring.
Koss: So Zenna’s starting for Wildside while Simply Glamorous are still talking it over.
Spazz: You can’t rush greatness, Lunchbox! Give them more than the time you would use to microwave dinner!
Sarah and Allison step up onto the apron and nod back to Crystal before Allison steps into the ring. She and Zenna start to circle each other as the referee calls for the bell. Zenna and Allison lock-up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up and Zenna powers Allison back into her own corner. As they arrive, Sarah tags Allison on the back. Sarah jumps into the ring and Zenna switches grips to take Sarah over ina na rm drag.
Koss: Sarah thought she had an advantage but Zenna saw her coming.
Spazz: Good eye!
As Zenna looks to move in on Sarah, Allison hits a dropkick Zenna’s back thats ends Zenna sprawling itn o Sarah’s waiting arms.
Koss: Inside cradle!
Spazz: Get her done, yo!
ONE!!! TWO!!! ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Sarah grabs an arm on Zenna and quickly swings herself around to make the tag to Allison. Allison scrambles to the top and jumps off for a double axe handle to the shoulder. Zenna clutches at her arm and Allison grasb the arm. She kicks it in the elbow and then tags Sarah back in. Sarah steps in and takes the arm, locking in a standing armbar. Zenna powers her back into her own corner and Allison makes a blind tag, springboarding up into a blockbuster.
Koss: Allison’s got her!
Spazz: She didn’t see THAt one coming!
Allison covers.
ONE!!! TWO!!! ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Allison takes a seated armbar and reaches back for the tag. Sarah comes in and takes the armbar as Allison rolls out to the apron. Sarah steps over and then tags Allison back in. Allison slingshots herself into a dropkick to Zenna’s chest. Zenna goes down and Allison covers.
ONE!!! TWO!!! ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Crystal slaps the apron and points at Zenna’s leg. Allison reaches back and tags Sarah back in. Sarah steps in and Zenna catches her comin in with a Japanese arm drag. Zenna shakes out her stiff arm and Sarah comes back eating a second arm drag. Allison tags Sarah as she comes into the corner and launches herself into a flying crossbody.
Koss: Zenna with the catch and reversal!!!
Spazz: That’s gonna leave a mark!
ONE!!! TWO!!! ALLISON KICKS OUT!!!
Zenna tries to go for the tag but Allison is able to grab the Swedish woman’s ankle and stretch back for the tag to Sarah. Sarah comes in and drops an elbow to the back of Zenna’s head. Allison releases her grip and sarah rolls Zenna ovr for the cover.
ONE!!! TWO!! ZENNA GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!
Sarah jumps up and hista standing shooting star press.
ONE!!! TWO!!! SELEANA MAKES THE SAVE!!!
Allison jumps in and throws herself at Seleana.
Koss: Uh-oh, Seleana caught Allison!
Spazz: Wildside Up?
Seleana slams Allison onto Sarah and Zenna as the referee tries to move in back Seleana over to her corner.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Sarah and Allison get to their feet and Sarah takes a front facelock on Zenna. Allison low blows Zenna and sarah snaps off a vertical suplex.
THREE!!!
FOUR!!
Seleana starts to step out only for Allison to rush at her and try for a dropkick near the Wildside corner. Seleana swats her away and comes right back in while sarah covers Zenna.
ONE!!! TWO!!! THR-NO!!! ZENNA KICKS OUT!!!
Zenna rolls Sarah over into a crucifix pin attempt.
ONE!!! TWO!!! SARAH KICKS OUT!!!
Koss: This referee is losing control completely!
Spazz: Now this is what I’m talking about! People would PAY for this kind of action, yo!
Koss: Juliet Black is coming in through the crowd!
Crystal steps back shaking her head in frustration as she watches her two friends fighting with her wife and sister-in-law. As she starts to say something, Juliet Black comes crashing into Crystal’s back and sends her into the edge of the ring. Crystal turns around and Juliet punches her in the face. Crystal fires back and the crowd erupts as the two brawl then and there!
Koss: And now we’ve got even more chaos!
Spazz: Spazzy Likey!!!!
Juliet and Crystal start pounding away on each other as they just hammer away, sending themselves flying into the ring edge again and then into the barricade. The referee turns to face them and starts calling for them to break it up turning his back on the action inside the ring. Crystal and Juliet ignore her and continue to pummel each other as the crowd cheers them on.
Koss: This could be a problem!
Spazz: You call it a problem, I call it a good Saturday night!
Koss: It’s only Thursday…
Spazz: I so I get a two for one special this week!
Allison manages to get in a low blow on Seleana and then staggers away as Sarah gets in a kick to the back that sends Seleana tumbling through the ropes to the floor. Allison jumps into a tornado ddt and then backs off as Sarah comes back for Zenna’s arms.
Koss: Sarah’s Hanging Ten on Zenna!
Spazz: Some would say getting stretched by a hottie ain't a bad way to spend your night.
Allison goes to the ropes and jumps into a Lionsault that lands just as Sarah steps off of Zenna. Seleana dives back in and tackles Sarah while Zenna grabs a hold of Allison and hits THE FAMILY TRADITION followed promptly up by a springboard Moonsault pin she calls....
Koss: DOUBLE SHOT OF Z!!!
Spazz: Lordy papordy that looks...mmmm...mmmm!
Koss: But Referee Kirk has her back turned to the action! She's gone outside trying to break up the brawl between Juliet and Crystal! OH AND CRYSTAL WITH A FLASHING LIGHT'S KICK!
Spazz: Talk about blacking out! Waka waka, I'm funny! I want a motherfucking RAISE yo!
Seleana GLOWERS at Crystal through the ropes as she's being escorted off by the referee, only for her to suddenly slip through the ropes and gets right in her estranged wife's face screaming Danish profanities!
Koss: It's been building this whole match! Seleana can no longer stand it!
Spazz: Woah boy, she could call me a Kusselort anytime!
Koss: Kusselort?
Spazz: Translates into something like Vaginal Shit, I don't know.... but she just called her wife that!
Crystal violently slaps Seleana, only to get answered with an even more vicious slap and once again the Referee is breaking up a brawl as the spouses exchange blows!
Spazz: Weren't we having a match here? This looks like a really sexy version of Jerry Springer up in here!
Juliet Black suddenly leaps past the ref, bowling over both women, but putting a headlock on Crystal and locking her down on the floor with savage overhand blows!
Koss: AND JULIET BLACK JOINING IN! Zenna Zdunich is staring down at all the chaos not knowing whether she should wind her watch or what!
Spazz: Ref Kirk is calling for Security to come down to ringside to break this shit up.... HEY ZENNA LOOK OUT!!!
Suddenly Sarah Richardson runs in behind the distracted Zenna and hits her with a hard forearm to the back of the head, followed by a wicked Hair toss across the ring. Sarah and Allison double team her from there, viciously kicking and stomping. All the while security rushes down to ringside to break up a three way brawl between Sealana, Crystal, and Juliet along with the referee!
Koss: Zenna Zdunich is in the ring, alone and without a referee or a partner watching her back as Simply Glamorous brutally assault her!
Spazz: OH BIG MOVE!!!
Sarah lifts Zenna up by her legs and falls back just as Allison moves in and catches her with a solid facebuster finish! The referee catches the action in the ring and just motions for the bell!
Koss: The ref has no choice, she has to throw this entire match out!
*DING DING DING*
Jenny Beck: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RULED A NO-CONTEST DUE TO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE! THE MATCH IS A DRAW AND I'M STAYING AS FAR AWAY FROM THAT FIGHT AS I CAN RIGHT NOW!
Allison and Sarah, in frustrated anger, slip through the ropes and join in on the massive brawl going on outside as the fans chant "LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!"
Koss: EVERYONE'S FIGHTING AT RINGSIDE!!!!!
Spazz: RRRRRIIIIOOOOTTTTT!!!!
The fans explode in a mixture of roars as Zenna rises up in the ring, seeing the action going down and despite the assault she endured just moments ago, she gets a running start and bursts forth, leaping over the ropes with a suicide plancha bowling everyone over all at once! Everyone is a mass of bodies on the floor as Security fights to separate them.
Spazz: We'll call this the Zdunich Family Feud.... FROM HELL!
Koss: We have to go to commercial break and I kind of wish we didn't have to! What a brawl!
COMMERCIAL
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Credit: Psycho
Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING IS A NON INTERFERENCE SINGLES MATCH AND.....wait for it.... IT'S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA....
“Jump by Kriss Kross” begins to blast across the speakers. As it does Brittany Williams begins to emerge from behind the curtain being accompanied by her girlfriend and tag team partner, the Conquest Champion, Halo. Brittany offers a wide grin as Crystal’s paparazzi following begin to snap photos of the two girls. Brittany grins taking in all the boos as she walks down the aisle wearing her tiara with a cape around her back. Her attire a glittering red and black mix. She slides into the ring moving her hands through her curly (nappy) hair. She takes off her tiara, and her cape. As she waits for the match to begin.
Jenny Beck: "B-BRAT" BBBBBBRRRRRIIIITTTTTAAAAANNNNNYYY WWWWIIIILLLLIIIAAAAMMMMSSS!!!
Koss: You think B-Brat’s gonna have a problem being accompanied by a champion tonight?
Spazz: Shyea, right, and monkeys might fly out of her butt… which… mmmm, shush that tush, Baby!
Koss: You realize that’s Azurine Vebbins’ thing, right?
Spazz: Hey, if it works, it works, Lunchbox, don’t be hatin’ on dat ass before us!
Referee Kirk orders Halo away from ringside, shouting, "GET TO THE BACK! THIS IS A NO INTERFERENCE MATCH!"
Koss: Halo now being ordered to the back by the Referee!
Spazz: BOOOOO!!!
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT, ALL THE WAY FROM ANN-ARBOR, MICHIGAN....
Five Finger Death Punch’s “Wrong Side Of Heaven” plays. River makes her way past the entrance curtain, she exudes confidence, as she practically glides towards the ring. Once at the bottom of the ramp, she enters the ring, and heads towards the center. Once at mid-ring, River takes a knee, attempting to steel her resolve for the battle to come.
Jenny Beck: RRRRRRRRIVER CCCCCCHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNCCCCEEEE!!
Koss: So this should be interesting to see River deals with the height and reach advantage. When she went against Halo, it was B-Brat that ran interference some and...
Spazz: Just admit you’re in love, Dumptruck!
Koss: What?
Spazz: It’s ok, chasing the muscle is a thing!
*DING DING DING*
The bell sounds and the two combatants circle each other, River looking in dead serious, seemingly waiting for something to happen while B-Brat jumps up and down some, seemingly ready to just play along.
Koss: Is B-Brat crazy? You can’t just wanna act like Cyndi Lauper circa 1983!
Spazz: Girl just wants to have fun and shaking that moneymaker, I ain’t arguin’ with her!
B-Brat moves in for the lock-up and then slips under River’s grip, runs the rope and springboards back into a moonsault that ends with a reverse ddt. B-Brat holds for the pin.
ONE!!! TWO!!! RIVER KICKS OUT!!!
B-Brat pops up and almost dances away, giggling as she goes while River gets up to one knee and watches her smaller opponent move away towards her corner. River rises and B-Brat jumps up onto the corner, turning to leap at her opponent.
Koss: Good God, what a catch by River!
Spazz: TOUCHDOWN, YO!!!!
River spins into a powerslam and holds for the cover.
ONE!!! TWO!!! B-BRAT KICKS OUT!!!
B-Bray scrambles under the ropes and pops back up, staring at River from the apron. River nods and motions at the smaller woman to come on. B-Brat drops to the floor and goes to huddle with Halo.
Spazz: Oh, time for a quickie!
Koss: In public view?
Spazz: Hey, some people pay big money for that kind of action!
As B-Brat consults with Halo behind the corner on the floor, both backs turned to the ring, River marches to the corner, climbs to the top and nods to the now screaming crowd.
Koss: Oh my God…
Spazz: Time to make pancakes, yo!!!
River nods again and leaps off, but at the last second, B-Brat rolls out of the way, leaving River to splash into the concrete with a hard SMACK! Her head bounces off the concrete and she's clearly out cold!
“HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
Koss: God… damn…
Spazz: She hit loud!! Like I ain’t heard anything hit like that since that chick tried to steal Becky Flegelman’s blunt back in high school and Becky slapped that shit with her own metal thermos! The BMF Beast to the max!
Koss: BMF?
Spazz: Her middle name was Maxine, so a bunch of people would get smoked out and call her Mad Max.
B-Brat climbs up her girlfriend and stands on Halo’s shoulders. She looks down at River on the floor and smirks before leaping off into a shooting star press.
Koss: Falling star bomb!
Spazz: Ain’t nothin’ fallin’ on that star! B-Brat’s got it goin’ on!
B-Brat goes to pull River up and finds this is problematic. She tugs and tugs and can’t get River to move at all as the referee continues to call down to them to get back in the ring.
Koss: This could be a problem if B-Brat can’t figure out how to get the bigger River up.
Spazz: Yo, I thought they made meds for that!
The referee starts counting both competitors out of the ring.
ONE!!!
B-Brat woman changes her angle, trying to drag River to the ring without success.
TWO!!!
B-Brat drops River’s arm and stares at the body, breathing hard. Halo yells out a suggestion
THREE!!!
Koss: B-Brat’s got a problem!
Spazz: And there ain’t no rehab for this one, no, no, no!
FOUR!!!
B-Brat grabs River again and tries to pull again.
FIVE!!!
The Referee motions at her to just go back in but B-Brat shakes her head as she bends down to try and hoist River up.
SIX!!!
River does not budge as B-Brat pulls with all her might.
SEVEN!!!
Koss: B-Brat’s running out of time here!
Spazz: She’s got enough money to buy some more!
Koss: Buy some more?
Spazz: Or at least borrow some. People been sayin’ I was livin’ on borrowed time for years!
EIGHT!!!
B-Brat drops River’s hand, rolls into the ring to break the count and then rolls back out. The referee shakes his head and starts counting all over again.
ONE!!!
B-Brat stares at the body, uncertain as to what to do....
TWO!!!
......
THREE!!!
B-Brat backs off, slides into the ring and bows up into the referee’s face, ending the count right there.
Koss: I think she’s taking your advice.
Spazz: Hell yeah! What advice did I give her?
B-Brat starts jumping up and down, throwing a tantrum in front of the befuddled official. She jumps so much that she turns the referee and moves him across the ring to the far corner. That's when suddenly a woman hops out of the crowd wearing a hoodie who then grabs River, dragging her up and rolling her into the ring under the bottom rope. As she hops back over the guard rail, the hoody flips back to reveal HALO!
Koss: This…
Spazz: GENIUS!!!!
B-Brat continues to argue with the referee and then tears right by him, jumping onto River for the cover.
ONE!!! TWO!!! THR-NO!!!! RIVER GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!
Koss: No way…
Spazz: The Sleeping Giant awakes, yo!
B-Brat sits up on her knees and starts pounding the mat in frustration all over again, only stopping her new tantrum because she’s hyperventilating.
Koss: B-Brat is not enjoying herself, is she?
Spazz: She’ll think of somethin’, just give her a minute…
B-Brat goes to cover again and River rolls her into an inside cradle.
ONE!!! TWO!!! B-BRAT KICKS OUT!!!
Koss: Close call!
Spazz: This match would be over already if B-Brat just let the count out happen, Tha' fuck man!
Koss: That's neither here nor there at this point. B-Brat on her feet and rolling out of the ring with River in hot pursuit!
River reaches over the top rope to grab at B-Brat, who catches her arm and jacks it down painfully across the top rope. River stumbles back, wringing her arm and wincing in pain!
Koss: B-Brat buying herself time now and now she's on the ropes. Springboard off the top and CAUGHT AND SPINNING POMMEL STRIKE BUSTER!!! B-BRAT IS OUT COLD!!!
Spazz: DDDDDAAAAAAYUM!!!
River hooks the leg and nearly folds B-Brat in half, pinning her shoulders as Referee Kirk makes the count!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
*DING DING DING*
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL...... RRRRRRRIVER CCCCCHHHHHAAAANNNNCCCEEEE!!!
River's theme hit's the P/A as she rises off of B-Brat, weary and triumphant all at the same time. Outside the ring, Halo jumps the guard rail again and slides into the ring, checking on B-Brat. She looks up at River with anger flashing in eyes that spoke volumes of murder within them....
Spazz: Halo is PISSED and she looks hotter for it!
Koss: She still interfered in this match but despite it all, River Chance came out triumphant.
Spazz: I still say B-Brat could've and should've capitalized yo. I'd have left Muscle Barbie 2.0 to rot outside the ring!
Koss: That was an anomaly but perhaps B-Brat didn't factor this into her original plan. I'd almost say she over planned for this match and was hyper focused on sticking to that plan.
Spazz: Well lunchbox, it clearly cost her the win tonight and now River's stock in the company goes up that much more!
“Jump by Kriss Kross” begins to blast across the speakers. As it does Brittany Williams begins to emerge from behind the curtain being accompanied by her girlfriend and tag team partner, the Conquest Champion, Halo. Brittany offers a wide grin as Crystal’s paparazzi following begin to snap photos of the two girls. Brittany grins taking in all the boos as she walks down the aisle wearing her tiara with a cape around her back. Her attire a glittering red and black mix. She slides into the ring moving her hands through her curly (nappy) hair. She takes off her tiara, and her cape. As she waits for the match to begin.
Jenny Beck: "B-BRAT" BBBBBBRRRRRIIIITTTTTAAAAANNNNNYYY WWWWIIIILLLLIIIAAAAMMMMSSS!!!
Koss: You think B-Brat’s gonna have a problem being accompanied by a champion tonight?
Spazz: Shyea, right, and monkeys might fly out of her butt… which… mmmm, shush that tush, Baby!
Koss: You realize that’s Azurine Vebbins’ thing, right?
Spazz: Hey, if it works, it works, Lunchbox, don’t be hatin’ on dat ass before us!
Referee Kirk orders Halo away from ringside, shouting, "GET TO THE BACK! THIS IS A NO INTERFERENCE MATCH!"
Koss: Halo now being ordered to the back by the Referee!
Spazz: BOOOOO!!!
Jenny Beck: AND HER OPPONENT, ALL THE WAY FROM ANN-ARBOR, MICHIGAN....
Five Finger Death Punch’s “Wrong Side Of Heaven” plays. River makes her way past the entrance curtain, she exudes confidence, as she practically glides towards the ring. Once at the bottom of the ramp, she enters the ring, and heads towards the center. Once at mid-ring, River takes a knee, attempting to steel her resolve for the battle to come.
Jenny Beck: RRRRRRRRIVER CCCCCCHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNCCCCEEEE!!
Koss: So this should be interesting to see River deals with the height and reach advantage. When she went against Halo, it was B-Brat that ran interference some and...
Spazz: Just admit you’re in love, Dumptruck!
Koss: What?
Spazz: It’s ok, chasing the muscle is a thing!
*DING DING DING*
The bell sounds and the two combatants circle each other, River looking in dead serious, seemingly waiting for something to happen while B-Brat jumps up and down some, seemingly ready to just play along.
Koss: Is B-Brat crazy? You can’t just wanna act like Cyndi Lauper circa 1983!
Spazz: Girl just wants to have fun and shaking that moneymaker, I ain’t arguin’ with her!
B-Brat moves in for the lock-up and then slips under River’s grip, runs the rope and springboards back into a moonsault that ends with a reverse ddt. B-Brat holds for the pin.
ONE!!! TWO!!! RIVER KICKS OUT!!!
B-Brat pops up and almost dances away, giggling as she goes while River gets up to one knee and watches her smaller opponent move away towards her corner. River rises and B-Brat jumps up onto the corner, turning to leap at her opponent.
Koss: Good God, what a catch by River!
Spazz: TOUCHDOWN, YO!!!!
River spins into a powerslam and holds for the cover.
ONE!!! TWO!!! B-BRAT KICKS OUT!!!
B-Bray scrambles under the ropes and pops back up, staring at River from the apron. River nods and motions at the smaller woman to come on. B-Brat drops to the floor and goes to huddle with Halo.
Spazz: Oh, time for a quickie!
Koss: In public view?
Spazz: Hey, some people pay big money for that kind of action!
As B-Brat consults with Halo behind the corner on the floor, both backs turned to the ring, River marches to the corner, climbs to the top and nods to the now screaming crowd.
Koss: Oh my God…
Spazz: Time to make pancakes, yo!!!
River nods again and leaps off, but at the last second, B-Brat rolls out of the way, leaving River to splash into the concrete with a hard SMACK! Her head bounces off the concrete and she's clearly out cold!
“HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
Koss: God… damn…
Spazz: She hit loud!! Like I ain’t heard anything hit like that since that chick tried to steal Becky Flegelman’s blunt back in high school and Becky slapped that shit with her own metal thermos! The BMF Beast to the max!
Koss: BMF?
Spazz: Her middle name was Maxine, so a bunch of people would get smoked out and call her Mad Max.
B-Brat climbs up her girlfriend and stands on Halo’s shoulders. She looks down at River on the floor and smirks before leaping off into a shooting star press.
Koss: Falling star bomb!
Spazz: Ain’t nothin’ fallin’ on that star! B-Brat’s got it goin’ on!
B-Brat goes to pull River up and finds this is problematic. She tugs and tugs and can’t get River to move at all as the referee continues to call down to them to get back in the ring.
Koss: This could be a problem if B-Brat can’t figure out how to get the bigger River up.
Spazz: Yo, I thought they made meds for that!
The referee starts counting both competitors out of the ring.
ONE!!!
B-Brat woman changes her angle, trying to drag River to the ring without success.
TWO!!!
B-Brat drops River’s arm and stares at the body, breathing hard. Halo yells out a suggestion
THREE!!!
Koss: B-Brat’s got a problem!
Spazz: And there ain’t no rehab for this one, no, no, no!
FOUR!!!
B-Brat grabs River again and tries to pull again.
FIVE!!!
The Referee motions at her to just go back in but B-Brat shakes her head as she bends down to try and hoist River up.
SIX!!!
River does not budge as B-Brat pulls with all her might.
SEVEN!!!
Koss: B-Brat’s running out of time here!
Spazz: She’s got enough money to buy some more!
Koss: Buy some more?
Spazz: Or at least borrow some. People been sayin’ I was livin’ on borrowed time for years!
EIGHT!!!
B-Brat drops River’s hand, rolls into the ring to break the count and then rolls back out. The referee shakes his head and starts counting all over again.
ONE!!!
B-Brat stares at the body, uncertain as to what to do....
TWO!!!
......
THREE!!!
B-Brat backs off, slides into the ring and bows up into the referee’s face, ending the count right there.
Koss: I think she’s taking your advice.
Spazz: Hell yeah! What advice did I give her?
B-Brat starts jumping up and down, throwing a tantrum in front of the befuddled official. She jumps so much that she turns the referee and moves him across the ring to the far corner. That's when suddenly a woman hops out of the crowd wearing a hoodie who then grabs River, dragging her up and rolling her into the ring under the bottom rope. As she hops back over the guard rail, the hoody flips back to reveal HALO!
Koss: This…
Spazz: GENIUS!!!!
B-Brat continues to argue with the referee and then tears right by him, jumping onto River for the cover.
ONE!!! TWO!!! THR-NO!!!! RIVER GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!
Koss: No way…
Spazz: The Sleeping Giant awakes, yo!
B-Brat sits up on her knees and starts pounding the mat in frustration all over again, only stopping her new tantrum because she’s hyperventilating.
Koss: B-Brat is not enjoying herself, is she?
Spazz: She’ll think of somethin’, just give her a minute…
B-Brat goes to cover again and River rolls her into an inside cradle.
ONE!!! TWO!!! B-BRAT KICKS OUT!!!
Koss: Close call!
Spazz: This match would be over already if B-Brat just let the count out happen, Tha' fuck man!
Koss: That's neither here nor there at this point. B-Brat on her feet and rolling out of the ring with River in hot pursuit!
River reaches over the top rope to grab at B-Brat, who catches her arm and jacks it down painfully across the top rope. River stumbles back, wringing her arm and wincing in pain!
Koss: B-Brat buying herself time now and now she's on the ropes. Springboard off the top and CAUGHT AND SPINNING POMMEL STRIKE BUSTER!!! B-BRAT IS OUT COLD!!!
Spazz: DDDDDAAAAAAYUM!!!
River hooks the leg and nearly folds B-Brat in half, pinning her shoulders as Referee Kirk makes the count!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
*DING DING DING*
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL...... RRRRRRRIVER CCCCCHHHHHAAAANNNNCCCEEEE!!!
River's theme hit's the P/A as she rises off of B-Brat, weary and triumphant all at the same time. Outside the ring, Halo jumps the guard rail again and slides into the ring, checking on B-Brat. She looks up at River with anger flashing in eyes that spoke volumes of murder within them....
Spazz: Halo is PISSED and she looks hotter for it!
Koss: She still interfered in this match but despite it all, River Chance came out triumphant.
Spazz: I still say B-Brat could've and should've capitalized yo. I'd have left Muscle Barbie 2.0 to rot outside the ring!
Koss: That was an anomaly but perhaps B-Brat didn't factor this into her original plan. I'd almost say she over planned for this match and was hyper focused on sticking to that plan.
Spazz: Well lunchbox, it clearly cost her the win tonight and now River's stock in the company goes up that much more!
BACKSTAGE
Monty Proust: A good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Intrepid journalist Monty Proust here backstage at Enterprise to get a word in with a young lady who has certainly cast a spell upon both her fans and peers alike, the one and only Zoey Madigan-Star!
Unprepared for the shining introduction, which causes some pink to rise to her cheeks, Zoey nevertheless gets into the moment by bowing to Monty and tipping her hat as well.
Zoey Madigan-Star: Such a warm welcome, Mr. Proust! I see tales of your charms and golden tones are quite understated!
Now it is the magician catching the interviewer off-guard… and shall we say that a bashful Monty is an endearingly-cute Monty? We shall!
MP: As are yours, Miss Star! So tell us: are you prepared for your battle this evening? Your strife with Bianca Davis goes back some ways, but this new war you’ve started with the imposing and titanic Ursula Von Rossbach is something else altogether!
ZMS: Every bit of that is the truth, Monty. Coming from someone who’s faced both men AND women in the ring in my short career, no opponent has ever been as daunting as Ursula.
MP: Ah, but that smile lingers even now! You must have some kind of plan!
ZMS: My goodness… am I that obvious?
She winks at the camera, taking on a more serious tone as she addresses Monty.
ZMS: I do have a plan. That plan is to learn as much as possible about Ursula and how she moves and fights in that ring. It’s all in here, you see.
The magician taps her temple with a twinkle in her eye.
ZMS: Ursula is the complete package. Just ask her and she’ll tell you. And only a fool would disbelieve. I’ve never faced anyone like her before and that’s the truth. But when I tell her that I’M like no one SHE’S ever faced before, why… she doubts. She doubts, Monty. A woman as intelligent as her, as observant and meticulous as any champion should be… doubts.
Nodding, Monty is about to expand upon his questions, but Zoey gently holds up a hand, seeking to finish making her point.
ZMS: I do not blame her, though. Ursula is a woman who proves herself right each and every time she gets in that ring. Words do not move her, nor should they on their own. She has demanded it of me, verbally and otherwise, from the start: prove it. Prove that I am a legitimate threat to her title. Prove that I am worthy of this opportunity. Prove… that I am more than meets the eye. Well, there will be no transforming into a semi or a jet..
A wink is given at her little joke.
ZMS: ...but she’ll have her proof. Tonight. And again when we battle for her title. There’s nothing between Ursula and I right now but air and opportunity and I mean to charge through the former and grasp the latter with both hands!
MP: Well, nothing except a certain blonde beauty queen named Bianca Davis! You’ve gone round and round with her before, back when Galactic was but a dream! Surely you don’t intend to overlook her despite recent successes!
ZMS: Not even a little. For all her mouth and all her preening, Bianca can be a threat in that ring. Unfortunately for her, it’s that attitude that will spell the end for her, whether that end comes from Ursula when she tires of Bianca’s posing… or when my partner and I put her down.
MP: Ah, yes… the lovely and powerful Rose! She’s got the pretty petals AND the threatening thorns!
Tilting her head to the side with a sparkling grin, Zoey looks up a little as two strong hands come down on Monty’s shoulders; behind him stands a likewise-smiling Rose.
Rose: He IS a sweet-talker, isn’t he?
ZMS: Very much so!
Letting go of the suddenly less-nervous Monty, Rose walks around to where Zoey stands, the two women clasping hands in a show of solidarity and friendship for a moment before they turn to Monty and the camera.
ZMS: This young lady right here, this mixture of power, beauty and drive… she, like myself, is going to be a big star here in Galactic! Not because we say so, but because we’ll earn the right to refer to ourselves as such! Ursula may very well be what she says she is over social media: capable of beating us both on her own. But instead, she’s saddled with Davis. And, well…
Shrugging with one of those ‘I hate to say I told you so’ faces, Zoey laughs a little as Rose steps in, guiding the microphone in her direction.
R: Bianca will turn on someone for a free lunch. The world knows it and, deep down, Ursula knows it too. Plus, the champ’s not the only one with power around here.
Flexing to make her point, the effort makes her musculature bulge wondrously, leaving Zoey clapping in appreciation and Monty somewhat slack-jawed at the sight.
MP: Ah, well, yes, most definitely!
R: Bianca is using the champ and she’ll figure that one sooner or later and squash that Malibu brat. Meanwhile, Zoey here? She has a partner, even if for only one night, that she can trust. We’re proud to fight alongside one another even knowing the future might see us on opposite sides of the ring.
ZMS: Exactly. So tonight, with this amazing lady Rose at my side, I will dissect the champion and make ready my plan to become champion in short order. Will that be enough when her and I go one-on-one? Only time will tell. But I like my chances, freaked out as I am.
R: You have this, partner. Let’s go show them.
Bidding their good-byes to a swooning Monty, Zoey and Rose head off to get ready for their match coming up in mere moments!
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VS
URSULA VON ROSSBACH & BIANCA DAVIS
Jenny Beck: YOU READY FOR A WAR?! WE'VE GOT YOU A WAR!!!! THIS TAG TEAM MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM TRENTON, NEW JERSEY AND LAS VEGAS, NEVADA...
The vision of a stage appears on the big screen, the curtains slowly opening and the seats packed. Footsteps are heard as a figure in black walks to center stage, smoke starting to billow up at the top of the ramp while spotlights center upon it. At the same time, someone walks into the middle of the smoke, right beneath the lights. The actual person and the figure on-screen spread their arms wide at the same time as "Theatre" by Icon For Hire starts up, strobes going off in purple and gold as glittering confetti falls from above.
Zoey Madigan-Star steps out and strikes a pose while being joined by Rose B&D who places her hands on her hips and stares out at the crowd. The two share a hand shake and head straight for the ring!
Zoey Madigan-Star is followed by the spotlights as she makes her way to the ring, smiling all the way and meeting the hands of the fans on the way to the ring. A few trinkets and bits of merchandise find their way from her hat or robe into the hands of some of the children in attendance before she reaches the ringside.
Reaching the steps and ascending, she wipes her soles on the apron and poses with a leg on the middle rope before slipping between the strands and into the ring, moving immediately up onto the turnbuckles, again spreading her arms wide in a welcoming gesture that many of the fans return to her in kind. She flips backwards off the top rope, landing on her feet and dipping into a bow after which she sweeps her cloak off as well as her gloves, moving into one of the neutral corners of the ring in the process. Slowly, her game face takes over and she gets focused on the match to come.
Rose follows suit and starts to immediately talk last minute strategy with Zoey.
Jenny Beck: THE TEAM OF ZZZZZZOEY MMMMAAADDDIIIIGGGGAAAAANNNN-SSSTTTTTAAAARRRRR AND RRRRRRROSE BEAUTIFUL AND DEEEEAAADDDDLLLLLAAAAYYY!!!
*HUGE FACE TEAM POP!*
Koss: Zoey Star has really won over the fans despite having only one match in the company. Many site her charity of time towards her fans, always going that extra mile to put smiles on their faces.
Spazz: Smiling fans are good, but what's that going to do against a human dumptruck coming at you full speed?
#HHHHHEEEAAAARRRRR MMMMMEEEEEE NNNNNOOOOOOWWWW!!!
Rob Flynn's voice roars over the P/A as Imperium by Machine Head assaults the P/A system, several columns of sparks exploding from beneath the corrugated steel....
Jenny Beck: AND THEIR OPPONENTS FROM WHITE SANDS, NEW MEXICO AND MALIBU CALIFORNIA....
A tall and powerfully built woman with fierce, piercing eyes and a stone cold resting bitch face steps out onto the stage. Muscles rippled and flexed as she stood there for several seconds, her long blond hair cut neat and trim as it rests upon her shoulders. Her attire is all black leather, with a vest and tights, and boots decorated in chrome rivets, fingerless gloves studded at the knuckles, with heavy knee pads and kick padded boots completing her look. Everything about her screamed cold, calculating destruction personified. Around her waist is the Cosmic Championship.
Stepping out and intentionally placing herself in front the woman is The Queen B, Bianca Davis giving her little beauty pageant wave. Ursula narrows her gaze slightly at the woman.
She heads for the ring with a confident, unwavering stride, brushing past Bianca as she does so. There is no fear, no anger, no fury, only certain death in those dark brown eyes. Bianca places her hands on her hips, an annoyed look crossing her face followed by a scoff before finally following The Lady Terminator in suit.
Arriving at ringside, Ursula leaps onto the apron, slips through the ropes, and gets right in her Zoey Star's face, staring her down with a withering scowl that would unnerve even the bravest of souls. She practically dares them to make a move, her imposing physique only matched by the ironclad will that helped make it.
Jenny Beck: THE VON TERMINATOR, URSULA VON RRRRRRROOOOOSSSBBBAAACCCCHHH AND QQUUUUEEEN B, BBBBBIANCA DDDDDAAAAVVVVIIISSS!!!
Though she's unnerved, Zoey stands her ground defiantly, which puts a small smile on Ursula's face until Rose Deadly slips and arm in between the two and dares to push her back. This puts an even bigger smile on Ursula's face. Bianca moves in shouting at the two for their disrespect and Ursula places a hand in front of her, simply saying to her, "Be quiet, child." In a huff, Bianca backs away into her corner and slips out onto the apron.
Koss: It looks like Rose and Zoey are clearly on the same page, but the same can't be said for Ursula and Bianca here.
Spazz: You ever get the feeling that Mel Rhodes is playing a prank on Ursula by putting this match together?
Koss: Could be. Could also be a chance for Bianca to prove herself, considering all the boasts and comment's she's made as of late.
Ursula removes and hands her belt off to a ring attendant as she waits. After a bit of discussion between Rose and Zoey, Rose opts to start the match off stepping up to Ursula as the Referee motions for the bell.
*DING DING DING*
Koss: The match is under way! Ursula and Rose locking up and Rose is really struggling here....
Spazz: She's buff but Ursula's just a brick shit house!
Koss: Ursula breaks the tie up and SHOVES Rose back!
Rose falls back with a backroll into a crouch, a momentary look of awe on her face as Ursula merely stands there, arms flexed. Ursula then motions her forth saying, "Try again."
Koss: Rose back on her feet and moving in cautiously now... Lock up and Rose trying once again to fight that power.
Spazz: FIGHT THE POWER! *Fist pump*
Suddenly Ursula breaks the tie up with a vicious knee to the mid section, followed by a pop up lift into a Snap Powerbomb on the canvas!
Spazz: BOOOOOM BITCH!
Koss: Pop up Snap Powerbomb, 0 to 60 in less than five seconds! Rose showing resilience gets to her feet and comes at Ursula swinging. UVR blocking shots, catches both of Rose's hands and BIONIC HEADBUTT!!
Rose snaps back and hits the canvas, clutching at her forehead and kicking her feet. Ursula smirks, gathering her up and turning towards the far neutral corner. With a running start she HURLS Rose several feet into the corner and then hits a running Powerclothesline that drops her straight to a seat. Ursula casually turns away from her, arms flexed and outstretched, her expression impassive and seemingly bored.
Koss: Rose is a tough woman but she gives up so much in terms of weight and skill to the more experienced veteran Von Rossbach.
Spazz: She's scary powerful, got mad skills, and fucking steel plates in her forehead yo! How the fuck you fight that shit?
Koss: By getting creative I imagine! Rose pulling herself up out of that corner now, Ursula's back turned as she taunts the crowd. Why is Rose hesitating?
Ursula stands there, intentionally with her back turned with arms spread. She doesn't speak and seems as if she were waiting. Rose stands in the corner, unsure. Both of their partners confused and baffled by what Ursula is doing.
Spazz: Is Bitchzilla giving her a free shot?
Rose's face flushes with anger and she bursts forth, finally registering the unspoken insult and just hammering Ursula's back with thunderous overhand blows. Ursula lurches forward from the first shot, arms dropping down as Rose latches on a rear waistlock...
Koss: ROSE TAKES THE SHOT! Rear waistlock applied but Ursula blocks her leg and forces Rose's arms apart. Spin around... GASTRAZINE KICK JUST SHOOTS ACROSS THE RING!
Ursula calmly walks towards her foe as she staggers back several feet and falls to her knees doubled over and winded from the force of her kick. She promptly fires a knee at Rose's face, sending her sprawling back on the canvas. Of course Bianca points and laughs as Ursula then places a boot on Rose's chest for a mockery of a pinfall....
Koss: This is pure domination here!
ONE! TWO! KICKOUT!!!!
Koss: Rose shoves the boot off and Ursula is just smiling at her now!
Spazz: That woman scares me Lunchbox.
Koss: You're not alone! Rose is on her feet and Ursula drives her right back down with a brutal clubbing blow! She now has Rose up and tosses her towards her team corner!
Ursula points at Zoey and slaps her hands together, then points at Rose.
UVR: *Shouting* TAG YOURSELF IN!
There's a moment of hesitation by Zoe as Ursula slaps her hands together once more. Across the ring Bianca leans against her turnpost, buffing her fingernails with a nail file and blowing on them gently as she waited. Zoey and Rose talk for a moment and then Zoey slaps Rose's hand and slips into the ropes. A truly sinister smile crosses Ursula's lips.
*HUGE MEGA CROWD POP!*
Koss: And now we have Battle Beyond the Stars match early as Zoey and Ursula now circle each other in the Worker's walk.
Ursula reaches out for a grapple by Zoey bounces back and away. Ursula tries again and Zoey once again ducks and weaves past her arms, wagging her finger back and forth and shaking her head.
Spazz: She's quick yo!
Koss: Ursula now going for a few quick strikes but Zoey ducking and weaving with incredible quickness.
Zoey's movements are fluid, her body undulating, bending, and weaving like a dancing contortionist against the smooth mechanical grace and precision of Ursula's strikes.
Spazz: Woah that shit's beautiful. Zoey's like watching fucking poetry in motion man or like a belly dancing ballerina dodging those shots!
Koss: You know, I'm hard pressed to actually argue that description with you....
Spazz: You are most wise not to.
Koss: And Zoey with a kick to Ursula's outer knee, followed by a snapping back hand and a spinning roundhouse actually sends the big woman stumbling!
Spazz: Maybe she's got a shot afterall!
Koss: Zoey Star with a back thrust kick caught by Ursula! Enziguri counter ducked-MULE KICK FOLLOW UP RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF VON ROSSBACH!
Ursula's head snaps back and she releases the foot, taking a couple step backs while clutching at her jaw. Zoey strikes a wild martial art's pose, not unlike Leeloo from the 5th Element, beckoning for Ursula to come at her. Ursula's gaze narrows, but an odd, unnerving smile crosses her face as she does just that!
Koss: Ursula charges forward and Zoey side steps, leaping for the ropes, SPRINGBOARD HEEL KICK! Ursula barely even moves back a step, but Zoey's not giving a moment of Respite, leaping up on her shoulders and HURRICANRANA PIN!
ONE! TW-POWEROUT!!!
Spazz: Holy fucking balls!
Koss: Ursula and Zoey are back on their feet, Ursula with a mid roundhouse and Zoey blocks the shot but still is sent skidding back into the ropes!
It just so happens to be near the opposing corner and Bianca takes that moment to run up behind Zoey and distract her with a sharp kick to the back, which sets her up to be brutally mowed down by Ursula's stiff, overpowering Clothesline, sending her into a flip and bellyflop onto the canvas!
Spazz: OOooooooo.....
Koss: All it took was one distraction and Ursula has her right where she wants her!
Bianca grins smugly at Ursula who in turn shoots her a rather sour expression before picking the stunned Zoey up, booting her in the gut and....
Koss: SAMBO CHOKESLAM!
Spazz: That'll rattle your fuckmothering spine right there!
Koss: Ursula now glaring right at Rose now as she begins to apply the Great Lock.... oh no no no.... She'll break Zoey Star in half!
Rose looks on with hesitation, unnerved by that unblinking stare as Ursula applies the Full Nelson Camel Clutch and begins violently wrenching Zoey. The magical woman wakes up with a cry of pain and that sets Rose into motion, slipping through the ropes!
Koss: Here comes Rose and Ursula breaks up the hold and immediately the two powerhouses collide, Rose getting the upperhand now! Irish whip and blind tag by Bianca Davis!
Indeed Bianca slaps Ursula's back just as she rebounds into a back body drop by Rose! Ursula rolls to a low crouch on impact as Bianca moves in behind and....
Koss: BEAUTIFUL BOOT right between the shoulder blades sends Rose flying out of the ring and now Bianca Davis with a pinfall on the down and out Zoey Star!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTHHRR-KICKOUT!!!
Koss: Kickout at Two and a half!!
Ursula shakes her head at Bianca and calmly walks over to her corner to simply wait. Meanwhile Bianca takes full advantage of the dazed Zoey Star, repeatedly slamming her head into the canvas over and over, then lifting her up and dropping right down with a brutal...
Koss: And a QUEEN'S MAKEOVER for her troubles! Zoey is not in a good way and desperately needs to tag out now.
Spazz: Bianca's showing her tactical chops, though I don't think Ursula looks a bit pissed!
Bianca snickers and poses for the fans in mockery before draping herself across Zoey for another pin!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TH-KICKOUT!!!
Rose had barely gotten back on the apron and half through the ropes before her partner kicked out. She slips back out onto the apron before the referee can admonish her.
Koss: Zoey Star manages to kick out of the pinfall yet again! The Magician is showing alot of heart and resilience here, but will it be enough! Bianca now gathering Zoey up and setting up for a finish but Hard forearm shot and an Inverted Atomic Drop from Zoey Star halts Bianca Davis's momentum! Zoey now running for the ropes, snaps off, ducks a Beautiful Boot from Bianca, hits the ropes again and LEAPING CLOTHESLINE! Both women down, Zoey burning up all her energy right then and there to take back the fight!
After a few seconds pass, Zoey raises her legs and kips to her feet with a bit of a stumble before falling towards her corner and tagging in Rose Beautiful and Deadly!
Spazz: Woah boy and Rose is looking ready to bend a chick into a hot ass pretzel!
Bianca sits up and sees her coming, then immediately flips over and tries to crawl rapidly towards Ursula. Rose catches her leg and just as Bianca was about to strike that outstretched hand, she's pulled back to the center of the ring and up to a one legged stand!
Koss: Bianca's caught! ENZIGURI DUCKED and Rose grips the other leg and pulls her into a Wheel Barrel hold and transitions straight to a SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!
Spazz: Bianca BOUNCED like a bad check up in here yo!
Koss: Davis is back on her feet but not looking as if she knows where she is, She walks right into a hard slap from Zoey Star and Rose comes in from behind yet again, this time spinning and Pressing Bianca over her head!
Bianca shakes her head wildly, screaming, "NONONONONONONO!!!" before Rose hit's a Snake Eyes drop she calls PLANT THEM, immediately followed up by an impressive power slam and pinfall!
ONE!!!! TWO!!!! TH-KICKOUT!!!
Spazz: She's tougher than she looks!
Koss: Indeed and now Rose is peeling Bianca off the canvas and then she goes for an Irish whip but Bianca reverses and sends Rose for a whip into her corner where she runs right into the rather solid forearm of Ursula rocking her right off her feet!
Spazz: OOooooh and she was doing so well. Tsk tsk tsk.
Koss: Zoey tries to enter the ring but the referee stops her! Ursula is now holding Rose up in the corner by the throat while Bianca assaults her behind the referee's back!
While Ursula chokes her out one handed, Bianca brutally slaps, forearms, and knee strikes the defenseless Rose until finally Ursula let's her got. Bianca finishes the assault with a gut kick to double her over, then locks her up in a front facelock and drops to the canvas with....
Koss: THE CROWNING!!! ROSE MAY BE OUT COLD!!!!
Zoey fumes and backs off from the referee who turns and sees Bianca going for the pinfall....
ONE! TWO! THRE-INTERRUPTED!!!!
Zoey rushes in to break up the pinfall, then leaps up and rushes in at Ursula, who ducks the strike, catches her with one arm and hurls her towards the arena floor and yet as she lands it's with a tuck and roll to her feet with a huge smile and a pose. Ursula looks on, a bit confused. It's when she hops down off the apron that she realizes what has happened as she only gets a few steps before finding she's been handcuffed to the turnbuckle link!
Spazz: HOW THE FUCK SHE DO THAT?!
Koss: I don't know! I didn't even see when or how she cuffed Ursula to the turnpost but the Lady Terminator is very pissed about it!
Back in the ring, Bianca Davis is so distracted, she hardly notices that Rose is back on her feet and crouching low....
Spazz: Hey, Queen B, turn around!
Almost as if obeying Spazz's command, she does just that and....
Koss: Boot to the gut, snap up and BANG BANG YOUR DEAD POWERBOMBS AND PIN!!!!
Ursula pulls and tugs as hard as she can at the cuffs while slipping over the ropes as fast as she can.
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTHHHRREEE!!!
The cuff's snap from Ursula's strength but it's too little, too late!
*DING DING DING*
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER'S OF THIS MATCH, THE TEAM OF ROSE BEAUTIFUL AND DEADLY AND ZOEY MMMMMADIGAN-SSSSSTTTAAAARRR!!!
Ursula stops as Rose rolls out of the ring quickly to avoid her wrath, joining Zoey outside and giving the woman a solid high five which left Zoey ringing her hand. The two celebrate together as Rose's theme hit's the P/A. Back in the ring, Ursula glares back at Zoey, looking down at the remains of the cuff on her wrist while Bianca gets up beside her, dazed and clutching at her back.
Koss: That was a hard fought match, but in the end, Zoey managed to outsmart Von Rossbach and neutralize her as a threat, allowing her partner to pick up the win for the team!
Spazz: Why is Bianca still in the ring? RUN THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!
Without even taking her eyes off of Zoey and Rose as they back away, Ursula's hand finds Bianca Davis's throat and in one swift and brutal motion, she violently Chokeslams her to the canvas!
Koss: WOAH! That was totally uncalled for!
Spazz: DO IT AGAIN!!!
Koss: Ursula has made her displeasure at this loss felt at the expense of Bianca Davis. We have to go to commercial, but will be right back after these messages!
The vision of a stage appears on the big screen, the curtains slowly opening and the seats packed. Footsteps are heard as a figure in black walks to center stage, smoke starting to billow up at the top of the ramp while spotlights center upon it. At the same time, someone walks into the middle of the smoke, right beneath the lights. The actual person and the figure on-screen spread their arms wide at the same time as "Theatre" by Icon For Hire starts up, strobes going off in purple and gold as glittering confetti falls from above.
Zoey Madigan-Star steps out and strikes a pose while being joined by Rose B&D who places her hands on her hips and stares out at the crowd. The two share a hand shake and head straight for the ring!
Zoey Madigan-Star is followed by the spotlights as she makes her way to the ring, smiling all the way and meeting the hands of the fans on the way to the ring. A few trinkets and bits of merchandise find their way from her hat or robe into the hands of some of the children in attendance before she reaches the ringside.
Reaching the steps and ascending, she wipes her soles on the apron and poses with a leg on the middle rope before slipping between the strands and into the ring, moving immediately up onto the turnbuckles, again spreading her arms wide in a welcoming gesture that many of the fans return to her in kind. She flips backwards off the top rope, landing on her feet and dipping into a bow after which she sweeps her cloak off as well as her gloves, moving into one of the neutral corners of the ring in the process. Slowly, her game face takes over and she gets focused on the match to come.
Rose follows suit and starts to immediately talk last minute strategy with Zoey.
Jenny Beck: THE TEAM OF ZZZZZZOEY MMMMAAADDDIIIIGGGGAAAAANNNN-SSSTTTTTAAAARRRRR AND RRRRRRROSE BEAUTIFUL AND DEEEEAAADDDDLLLLLAAAAYYY!!!
*HUGE FACE TEAM POP!*
Koss: Zoey Star has really won over the fans despite having only one match in the company. Many site her charity of time towards her fans, always going that extra mile to put smiles on their faces.
Spazz: Smiling fans are good, but what's that going to do against a human dumptruck coming at you full speed?
#HHHHHEEEAAAARRRRR MMMMMEEEEEE NNNNNOOOOOOWWWW!!!
Rob Flynn's voice roars over the P/A as Imperium by Machine Head assaults the P/A system, several columns of sparks exploding from beneath the corrugated steel....
Jenny Beck: AND THEIR OPPONENTS FROM WHITE SANDS, NEW MEXICO AND MALIBU CALIFORNIA....
A tall and powerfully built woman with fierce, piercing eyes and a stone cold resting bitch face steps out onto the stage. Muscles rippled and flexed as she stood there for several seconds, her long blond hair cut neat and trim as it rests upon her shoulders. Her attire is all black leather, with a vest and tights, and boots decorated in chrome rivets, fingerless gloves studded at the knuckles, with heavy knee pads and kick padded boots completing her look. Everything about her screamed cold, calculating destruction personified. Around her waist is the Cosmic Championship.
Stepping out and intentionally placing herself in front the woman is The Queen B, Bianca Davis giving her little beauty pageant wave. Ursula narrows her gaze slightly at the woman.
She heads for the ring with a confident, unwavering stride, brushing past Bianca as she does so. There is no fear, no anger, no fury, only certain death in those dark brown eyes. Bianca places her hands on her hips, an annoyed look crossing her face followed by a scoff before finally following The Lady Terminator in suit.
Arriving at ringside, Ursula leaps onto the apron, slips through the ropes, and gets right in her Zoey Star's face, staring her down with a withering scowl that would unnerve even the bravest of souls. She practically dares them to make a move, her imposing physique only matched by the ironclad will that helped make it.
Jenny Beck: THE VON TERMINATOR, URSULA VON RRRRRRROOOOOSSSBBBAAACCCCHHH AND QQUUUUEEEN B, BBBBBIANCA DDDDDAAAAVVVVIIISSS!!!
Though she's unnerved, Zoey stands her ground defiantly, which puts a small smile on Ursula's face until Rose Deadly slips and arm in between the two and dares to push her back. This puts an even bigger smile on Ursula's face. Bianca moves in shouting at the two for their disrespect and Ursula places a hand in front of her, simply saying to her, "Be quiet, child." In a huff, Bianca backs away into her corner and slips out onto the apron.
Koss: It looks like Rose and Zoey are clearly on the same page, but the same can't be said for Ursula and Bianca here.
Spazz: You ever get the feeling that Mel Rhodes is playing a prank on Ursula by putting this match together?
Koss: Could be. Could also be a chance for Bianca to prove herself, considering all the boasts and comment's she's made as of late.
Ursula removes and hands her belt off to a ring attendant as she waits. After a bit of discussion between Rose and Zoey, Rose opts to start the match off stepping up to Ursula as the Referee motions for the bell.
*DING DING DING*
Koss: The match is under way! Ursula and Rose locking up and Rose is really struggling here....
Spazz: She's buff but Ursula's just a brick shit house!
Koss: Ursula breaks the tie up and SHOVES Rose back!
Rose falls back with a backroll into a crouch, a momentary look of awe on her face as Ursula merely stands there, arms flexed. Ursula then motions her forth saying, "Try again."
Koss: Rose back on her feet and moving in cautiously now... Lock up and Rose trying once again to fight that power.
Spazz: FIGHT THE POWER! *Fist pump*
Suddenly Ursula breaks the tie up with a vicious knee to the mid section, followed by a pop up lift into a Snap Powerbomb on the canvas!
Spazz: BOOOOOM BITCH!
Koss: Pop up Snap Powerbomb, 0 to 60 in less than five seconds! Rose showing resilience gets to her feet and comes at Ursula swinging. UVR blocking shots, catches both of Rose's hands and BIONIC HEADBUTT!!
Rose snaps back and hits the canvas, clutching at her forehead and kicking her feet. Ursula smirks, gathering her up and turning towards the far neutral corner. With a running start she HURLS Rose several feet into the corner and then hits a running Powerclothesline that drops her straight to a seat. Ursula casually turns away from her, arms flexed and outstretched, her expression impassive and seemingly bored.
Koss: Rose is a tough woman but she gives up so much in terms of weight and skill to the more experienced veteran Von Rossbach.
Spazz: She's scary powerful, got mad skills, and fucking steel plates in her forehead yo! How the fuck you fight that shit?
Koss: By getting creative I imagine! Rose pulling herself up out of that corner now, Ursula's back turned as she taunts the crowd. Why is Rose hesitating?
Ursula stands there, intentionally with her back turned with arms spread. She doesn't speak and seems as if she were waiting. Rose stands in the corner, unsure. Both of their partners confused and baffled by what Ursula is doing.
Spazz: Is Bitchzilla giving her a free shot?
Rose's face flushes with anger and she bursts forth, finally registering the unspoken insult and just hammering Ursula's back with thunderous overhand blows. Ursula lurches forward from the first shot, arms dropping down as Rose latches on a rear waistlock...
Koss: ROSE TAKES THE SHOT! Rear waistlock applied but Ursula blocks her leg and forces Rose's arms apart. Spin around... GASTRAZINE KICK JUST SHOOTS ACROSS THE RING!
Ursula calmly walks towards her foe as she staggers back several feet and falls to her knees doubled over and winded from the force of her kick. She promptly fires a knee at Rose's face, sending her sprawling back on the canvas. Of course Bianca points and laughs as Ursula then places a boot on Rose's chest for a mockery of a pinfall....
Koss: This is pure domination here!
ONE! TWO! KICKOUT!!!!
Koss: Rose shoves the boot off and Ursula is just smiling at her now!
Spazz: That woman scares me Lunchbox.
Koss: You're not alone! Rose is on her feet and Ursula drives her right back down with a brutal clubbing blow! She now has Rose up and tosses her towards her team corner!
Ursula points at Zoey and slaps her hands together, then points at Rose.
UVR: *Shouting* TAG YOURSELF IN!
There's a moment of hesitation by Zoe as Ursula slaps her hands together once more. Across the ring Bianca leans against her turnpost, buffing her fingernails with a nail file and blowing on them gently as she waited. Zoey and Rose talk for a moment and then Zoey slaps Rose's hand and slips into the ropes. A truly sinister smile crosses Ursula's lips.
*HUGE MEGA CROWD POP!*
Koss: And now we have Battle Beyond the Stars match early as Zoey and Ursula now circle each other in the Worker's walk.
Ursula reaches out for a grapple by Zoey bounces back and away. Ursula tries again and Zoey once again ducks and weaves past her arms, wagging her finger back and forth and shaking her head.
Spazz: She's quick yo!
Koss: Ursula now going for a few quick strikes but Zoey ducking and weaving with incredible quickness.
Zoey's movements are fluid, her body undulating, bending, and weaving like a dancing contortionist against the smooth mechanical grace and precision of Ursula's strikes.
Spazz: Woah that shit's beautiful. Zoey's like watching fucking poetry in motion man or like a belly dancing ballerina dodging those shots!
Koss: You know, I'm hard pressed to actually argue that description with you....
Spazz: You are most wise not to.
Koss: And Zoey with a kick to Ursula's outer knee, followed by a snapping back hand and a spinning roundhouse actually sends the big woman stumbling!
Spazz: Maybe she's got a shot afterall!
Koss: Zoey Star with a back thrust kick caught by Ursula! Enziguri counter ducked-MULE KICK FOLLOW UP RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF VON ROSSBACH!
Ursula's head snaps back and she releases the foot, taking a couple step backs while clutching at her jaw. Zoey strikes a wild martial art's pose, not unlike Leeloo from the 5th Element, beckoning for Ursula to come at her. Ursula's gaze narrows, but an odd, unnerving smile crosses her face as she does just that!
Koss: Ursula charges forward and Zoey side steps, leaping for the ropes, SPRINGBOARD HEEL KICK! Ursula barely even moves back a step, but Zoey's not giving a moment of Respite, leaping up on her shoulders and HURRICANRANA PIN!
ONE! TW-POWEROUT!!!
Spazz: Holy fucking balls!
Koss: Ursula and Zoey are back on their feet, Ursula with a mid roundhouse and Zoey blocks the shot but still is sent skidding back into the ropes!
It just so happens to be near the opposing corner and Bianca takes that moment to run up behind Zoey and distract her with a sharp kick to the back, which sets her up to be brutally mowed down by Ursula's stiff, overpowering Clothesline, sending her into a flip and bellyflop onto the canvas!
Spazz: OOooooooo.....
Koss: All it took was one distraction and Ursula has her right where she wants her!
Bianca grins smugly at Ursula who in turn shoots her a rather sour expression before picking the stunned Zoey up, booting her in the gut and....
Koss: SAMBO CHOKESLAM!
Spazz: That'll rattle your fuckmothering spine right there!
Koss: Ursula now glaring right at Rose now as she begins to apply the Great Lock.... oh no no no.... She'll break Zoey Star in half!
Rose looks on with hesitation, unnerved by that unblinking stare as Ursula applies the Full Nelson Camel Clutch and begins violently wrenching Zoey. The magical woman wakes up with a cry of pain and that sets Rose into motion, slipping through the ropes!
Koss: Here comes Rose and Ursula breaks up the hold and immediately the two powerhouses collide, Rose getting the upperhand now! Irish whip and blind tag by Bianca Davis!
Indeed Bianca slaps Ursula's back just as she rebounds into a back body drop by Rose! Ursula rolls to a low crouch on impact as Bianca moves in behind and....
Koss: BEAUTIFUL BOOT right between the shoulder blades sends Rose flying out of the ring and now Bianca Davis with a pinfall on the down and out Zoey Star!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTHHRR-KICKOUT!!!
Koss: Kickout at Two and a half!!
Ursula shakes her head at Bianca and calmly walks over to her corner to simply wait. Meanwhile Bianca takes full advantage of the dazed Zoey Star, repeatedly slamming her head into the canvas over and over, then lifting her up and dropping right down with a brutal...
Koss: And a QUEEN'S MAKEOVER for her troubles! Zoey is not in a good way and desperately needs to tag out now.
Spazz: Bianca's showing her tactical chops, though I don't think Ursula looks a bit pissed!
Bianca snickers and poses for the fans in mockery before draping herself across Zoey for another pin!
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TH-KICKOUT!!!
Rose had barely gotten back on the apron and half through the ropes before her partner kicked out. She slips back out onto the apron before the referee can admonish her.
Koss: Zoey Star manages to kick out of the pinfall yet again! The Magician is showing alot of heart and resilience here, but will it be enough! Bianca now gathering Zoey up and setting up for a finish but Hard forearm shot and an Inverted Atomic Drop from Zoey Star halts Bianca Davis's momentum! Zoey now running for the ropes, snaps off, ducks a Beautiful Boot from Bianca, hits the ropes again and LEAPING CLOTHESLINE! Both women down, Zoey burning up all her energy right then and there to take back the fight!
After a few seconds pass, Zoey raises her legs and kips to her feet with a bit of a stumble before falling towards her corner and tagging in Rose Beautiful and Deadly!
Spazz: Woah boy and Rose is looking ready to bend a chick into a hot ass pretzel!
Bianca sits up and sees her coming, then immediately flips over and tries to crawl rapidly towards Ursula. Rose catches her leg and just as Bianca was about to strike that outstretched hand, she's pulled back to the center of the ring and up to a one legged stand!
Koss: Bianca's caught! ENZIGURI DUCKED and Rose grips the other leg and pulls her into a Wheel Barrel hold and transitions straight to a SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!
Spazz: Bianca BOUNCED like a bad check up in here yo!
Koss: Davis is back on her feet but not looking as if she knows where she is, She walks right into a hard slap from Zoey Star and Rose comes in from behind yet again, this time spinning and Pressing Bianca over her head!
Bianca shakes her head wildly, screaming, "NONONONONONONO!!!" before Rose hit's a Snake Eyes drop she calls PLANT THEM, immediately followed up by an impressive power slam and pinfall!
ONE!!!! TWO!!!! TH-KICKOUT!!!
Spazz: She's tougher than she looks!
Koss: Indeed and now Rose is peeling Bianca off the canvas and then she goes for an Irish whip but Bianca reverses and sends Rose for a whip into her corner where she runs right into the rather solid forearm of Ursula rocking her right off her feet!
Spazz: OOooooh and she was doing so well. Tsk tsk tsk.
Koss: Zoey tries to enter the ring but the referee stops her! Ursula is now holding Rose up in the corner by the throat while Bianca assaults her behind the referee's back!
While Ursula chokes her out one handed, Bianca brutally slaps, forearms, and knee strikes the defenseless Rose until finally Ursula let's her got. Bianca finishes the assault with a gut kick to double her over, then locks her up in a front facelock and drops to the canvas with....
Koss: THE CROWNING!!! ROSE MAY BE OUT COLD!!!!
Zoey fumes and backs off from the referee who turns and sees Bianca going for the pinfall....
ONE! TWO! THRE-INTERRUPTED!!!!
Zoey rushes in to break up the pinfall, then leaps up and rushes in at Ursula, who ducks the strike, catches her with one arm and hurls her towards the arena floor and yet as she lands it's with a tuck and roll to her feet with a huge smile and a pose. Ursula looks on, a bit confused. It's when she hops down off the apron that she realizes what has happened as she only gets a few steps before finding she's been handcuffed to the turnbuckle link!
Spazz: HOW THE FUCK SHE DO THAT?!
Koss: I don't know! I didn't even see when or how she cuffed Ursula to the turnpost but the Lady Terminator is very pissed about it!
Back in the ring, Bianca Davis is so distracted, she hardly notices that Rose is back on her feet and crouching low....
Spazz: Hey, Queen B, turn around!
Almost as if obeying Spazz's command, she does just that and....
Koss: Boot to the gut, snap up and BANG BANG YOUR DEAD POWERBOMBS AND PIN!!!!
Ursula pulls and tugs as hard as she can at the cuffs while slipping over the ropes as fast as she can.
ONE!!! TWO!!!! TTTHHHRREEE!!!
The cuff's snap from Ursula's strength but it's too little, too late!
*DING DING DING*
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER'S OF THIS MATCH, THE TEAM OF ROSE BEAUTIFUL AND DEADLY AND ZOEY MMMMMADIGAN-SSSSSTTTAAAARRR!!!
Ursula stops as Rose rolls out of the ring quickly to avoid her wrath, joining Zoey outside and giving the woman a solid high five which left Zoey ringing her hand. The two celebrate together as Rose's theme hit's the P/A. Back in the ring, Ursula glares back at Zoey, looking down at the remains of the cuff on her wrist while Bianca gets up beside her, dazed and clutching at her back.
Koss: That was a hard fought match, but in the end, Zoey managed to outsmart Von Rossbach and neutralize her as a threat, allowing her partner to pick up the win for the team!
Spazz: Why is Bianca still in the ring? RUN THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!
Without even taking her eyes off of Zoey and Rose as they back away, Ursula's hand finds Bianca Davis's throat and in one swift and brutal motion, she violently Chokeslams her to the canvas!
Koss: WOAH! That was totally uncalled for!
Spazz: DO IT AGAIN!!!
Koss: Ursula has made her displeasure at this loss felt at the expense of Bianca Davis. We have to go to commercial, but will be right back after these messages!
COMMERCIAL
-MAIN EVENT-
TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP!
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Jenny Beck: THE FOLLOWING IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH AND IT IS FOR THE GALACTIC CONQUEST CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM PYONYANG...hope I said it right...NORTH KOREA....
The Satsujin Triad theme would play, as Nari rolled her neck silently, and cracked her knuckles. She then takes a menacing walk to the ring, and climbs up the ropes before entering through the ropes as she would stand militaristically with little pomp and circumstance, only looking to fight.
Jenny Beck: NNNNNNAAAARRRRRIIII CCCCCHHHHAAAANNNNGGGG!!!
*MIXED POP!*
Koss: Nari Chang had a dominant debut last week and now she's set for her first opportunity at championship gold!
Spazz: You know, I get that they want to give everyone a chance that you normally wouldn't see in these scenarios, but I haven't even gotten to know Nari just yet and here we are with her in a title scenario? The fuck is this craziness?
Koss: I for one like seeing people get chances they wouldn't normally have just starting out in a company. It's refreshing.
Jenny Beck: THE NEXT CHALLENGER HAILS FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA....
The opening riff to Crucified Barbara’s “In The Red” starts and Maja Lindström makes her way through the curtain, almost bouncing in her giddiness. She hurries to the ring and climb sup on the apron, posing with both arms extended to the sky.
Jenny Beck: MMMMMAJA LLLLLLLLINDDDDSSSSTTTRRRROOOOOMMM!!!!
Crowd: SWEDEREOLE! SWEDEREOLE! SWEDEREOLE! SWEDEREOLE!
Spazz: HEY MY SWEDEREOLE! GET YOUR OWN YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!
Koss: Apparently the nickname is catching on!
Jenny Beck: AND LAST AND SURE AS FUCK NOT LEAST, FROM THE HILLS OF HOLLYWOOD....
Life of Agony’s “Lost At 22” starts up and Halo steps out looking stoic and simply ready to go seemingly paying the boo birds no attention at all. She makes her way up the steps and slips through the ropes effortlessly. She heads to the center of the ring simply raising her Championship belt to the sky. Halo stands tall, ready for war.
Jenny Beck: SHE IS YOUR CONQUEST CHAMPION, HHHHHAAAAALLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!
*MIXED POP*
Koss: The crowd is always so mixed with Halo. She seems like such a sweet young lady, but is more than willing to utilize B-Brat to her fullest advantage.
Spazz: Hey that's what winners do! Whatever it takes!
*DING DING DING*
Halo wastes zero time with a running European uppercut to Maja Lindstrom, flooring the swedish wrestler on the spot!
Koss: AND BAMMO RIGHT OFF THE BAT!!! Halo just strong arming Maja and here comes Nari Chang, Forearm smash ducked and Halo peppering her with strikes. Nari blocks a shot and STIFF Roundhouse rocks Halo off her feet!
Spazz: That kick was straight up FIRE yo!
Koss: She's definitely feeling that hit and here comes Maja from behind with a clubbing elbow strike and a quick backdrop suplex! Halo's on her feet and Backdrop Suplex on Halo! Maja's heating up and there's a Springboard moonsault and quick pin on Nari netting only a one count!
Spazz: GO SWEDEREOLE! GGGGOOOOO!!!
Koss: Maja now trading shots with Halo....
And suddenly Halo delivers a BLISTERING chop to Maja's chest that reverberates over the crowd with a thunderous smack, halting her in place with a look of stunned pain on her face! Halo answers with another and another, the crowd going "WOO!" with each shot!
Spazz: Oooooh don't smack my girl's titties! The fuck is wrong with you!
Koss: Crack after crack goes the hand on the bared portion of Maja's chest and 2 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT! Downed with a short-arm clothesline!
Spazz: Maja's going to need some serious consoling after that hit! Seriously yo!
Koss: Why don't you propose to her already ya' creeper!
Spazz: I just might fat fuck!
Koss: AND LOOK OUT! BICYCLE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Halo is in an ocean of pain after that!
Spazz: Fucking A! That's a kick and three quarters by big bad Nari Chang!
Koss: Nari capitalizing with a Pinfall! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT with Maja hurling herself on both women! Maja and Nari on their feet and exchanging blows now! Nari with a hard right nearly dropping Maja but Maja fires back with a back elbow! Another left, back elbow, Nari with a gut kick and Maja with a headbutt that staggers both women! HERE COMES HALO! DOUBLE FACEBUSTER ON BOTH WOMEN!!!!
Spazz: Shit's going DOOOOOWN!
Halo: YYYYEAH!!!!
Koss: Nari's on her feet, but Halo sets her back with a gut kick right into the corner! Dropkick follow up sends Maja stumbling half through the nearby ropes! She's so quick! Handspring into a Back elbow on Nari and now Halo going for Maja!
As Nari falls to a seat in the corner, Halo bursts towards Maja and hits a flying clothesline that sends both up and over outside the ring for a harsh landing!
Spazz: NNNNICE! Cactus style too!
Koss: Halo is really on fire here! Can you believe she's a rookie?
Spazz: Bitch is gifted as fuck, yo!
Koss: Halo has Maja up and ANGEL'S DEMISE OUTTA' NOWHERE!!!!
Spazz: Maja ain't nobody's spring chicken either motherfuckers!
Koss: NARI CHANG DIVING THROUGH THE ROPES! SUICIDE FOREARM SMASH ON MAJA! All three competitors are now in a heap on the floor before us!
Spazz: She's not a flyer, but Chang ain't about to let that stop her! Fuck nah dawg!
Koss: Nari's on her feet with back and forth brutal kicks to both Maja and Halo as they try to get up! Boot to the head sends Maja back down and now Nari has Halo scooped on her shoulder and.... MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!
Both Koss and Spazz dart from the table as Nari shatters the table with a loud and brutal *KKKKRRRAAAACCCKKKKUUUNNNCCCHHHKT!* using Halo's body as a hammer via her DOUBLE LEG SPINEBUSTER!!!
Commentary goes silent as their microphone receivers are disconnected. Nari rises from the table wreckage with a raise of her arms followed by a flex of her arms. She's promptly attacked from behind by Maja and brought down by THE FAMILY TRADITION Sliced Bread and Edge-O-Matic combination!
Maja promptly rolls into the ring and back out to reset the count, then rushes towards a stunned Halo as she tries to painfully remove herself from the table wreckage! Maja takes her by the arm and slings her back into the ring, then rolls in to try and get a quick pinfall!
ONE! TWO!!!! THR-KICKOUT!!!
Koss: aaaaaand we're back!
Spazz: This replacement headset is pinching my head, fuck!
Koss: Oh poor baby! You'll live. Halo and Maja now battling in the ring! Hey who's that up on the stage!
Brittany "B-Brat" Williams heads down to the ramp as the fans start booing. She simply smirks and waves them off as she half limps her way down to the ring, still feeling the results of her previous match.
Spazz: Looks like B-Brat's joining this partay!
Koss: Maja with a gut kick and she's setting up for the IN THE RED-NO! Halo backbridges, drumping Maja with a body drop! Nari Chang is still recovering outside the ring.
Spazz: Hey That Family Tradition may have a boring name but it's effective yo!
Koss: Maja on her feet and HALO WITH THE BLACK 13 KICK!!!! She wastes no time going to the nearest ropes and here comes Nari... B-BRAT PULLS NARI CHANG OFF THE APRON!
In fact as Nari falls, she clips her chin hard on the apron and hits the floor clutching at her mouth while kicking her legs in pain!
Spazz: Bitch gonna' need new teeth after that!
Koss: HALO DIVES AND HITS ELIJAH'S RISE FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTHHHRRREEE!!!
*DING DING DING*
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND SSSSTILL THE GALACTIC CONQUEST CHAMPION..... HHHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLLOOOOO!!!
Halo's theme hits the PA as she's presented the title and then nearly flying tackle hugged by B-Brat as a result! Brittany kisses the champ and then hoists her hand in the air, yelling at the crowd, "THE BEST THEY'RE EVER WAS!!!!!"
Koss: If not for the intervention of Brittany Williams here, Nari Chang most likely would've knocked Halo off the ring post and took the win right then and there!
Spazz: Or the match would've went on longer when Maja kicked out, setting up another way for Halo to still win it lunchbox.
Koss: True, but there you have it folks, Halo retained her championship title and now she B-Brat celebrate the victory!
The Satsujin Triad theme would play, as Nari rolled her neck silently, and cracked her knuckles. She then takes a menacing walk to the ring, and climbs up the ropes before entering through the ropes as she would stand militaristically with little pomp and circumstance, only looking to fight.
Jenny Beck: NNNNNNAAAARRRRRIIII CCCCCHHHHAAAANNNNGGGG!!!
*MIXED POP!*
Koss: Nari Chang had a dominant debut last week and now she's set for her first opportunity at championship gold!
Spazz: You know, I get that they want to give everyone a chance that you normally wouldn't see in these scenarios, but I haven't even gotten to know Nari just yet and here we are with her in a title scenario? The fuck is this craziness?
Koss: I for one like seeing people get chances they wouldn't normally have just starting out in a company. It's refreshing.
Jenny Beck: THE NEXT CHALLENGER HAILS FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA....
The opening riff to Crucified Barbara’s “In The Red” starts and Maja Lindström makes her way through the curtain, almost bouncing in her giddiness. She hurries to the ring and climb sup on the apron, posing with both arms extended to the sky.
Jenny Beck: MMMMMAJA LLLLLLLLINDDDDSSSSTTTRRRROOOOOMMM!!!!
Crowd: SWEDEREOLE! SWEDEREOLE! SWEDEREOLE! SWEDEREOLE!
Spazz: HEY MY SWEDEREOLE! GET YOUR OWN YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!
Koss: Apparently the nickname is catching on!
Jenny Beck: AND LAST AND SURE AS FUCK NOT LEAST, FROM THE HILLS OF HOLLYWOOD....
Life of Agony’s “Lost At 22” starts up and Halo steps out looking stoic and simply ready to go seemingly paying the boo birds no attention at all. She makes her way up the steps and slips through the ropes effortlessly. She heads to the center of the ring simply raising her Championship belt to the sky. Halo stands tall, ready for war.
Jenny Beck: SHE IS YOUR CONQUEST CHAMPION, HHHHHAAAAALLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!
*MIXED POP*
Koss: The crowd is always so mixed with Halo. She seems like such a sweet young lady, but is more than willing to utilize B-Brat to her fullest advantage.
Spazz: Hey that's what winners do! Whatever it takes!
*DING DING DING*
Halo wastes zero time with a running European uppercut to Maja Lindstrom, flooring the swedish wrestler on the spot!
Koss: AND BAMMO RIGHT OFF THE BAT!!! Halo just strong arming Maja and here comes Nari Chang, Forearm smash ducked and Halo peppering her with strikes. Nari blocks a shot and STIFF Roundhouse rocks Halo off her feet!
Spazz: That kick was straight up FIRE yo!
Koss: She's definitely feeling that hit and here comes Maja from behind with a clubbing elbow strike and a quick backdrop suplex! Halo's on her feet and Backdrop Suplex on Halo! Maja's heating up and there's a Springboard moonsault and quick pin on Nari netting only a one count!
Spazz: GO SWEDEREOLE! GGGGOOOOO!!!
Koss: Maja now trading shots with Halo....
And suddenly Halo delivers a BLISTERING chop to Maja's chest that reverberates over the crowd with a thunderous smack, halting her in place with a look of stunned pain on her face! Halo answers with another and another, the crowd going "WOO!" with each shot!
Spazz: Oooooh don't smack my girl's titties! The fuck is wrong with you!
Koss: Crack after crack goes the hand on the bared portion of Maja's chest and 2 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT! Downed with a short-arm clothesline!
Spazz: Maja's going to need some serious consoling after that hit! Seriously yo!
Koss: Why don't you propose to her already ya' creeper!
Spazz: I just might fat fuck!
Koss: AND LOOK OUT! BICYCLE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Halo is in an ocean of pain after that!
Spazz: Fucking A! That's a kick and three quarters by big bad Nari Chang!
Koss: Nari capitalizing with a Pinfall! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT with Maja hurling herself on both women! Maja and Nari on their feet and exchanging blows now! Nari with a hard right nearly dropping Maja but Maja fires back with a back elbow! Another left, back elbow, Nari with a gut kick and Maja with a headbutt that staggers both women! HERE COMES HALO! DOUBLE FACEBUSTER ON BOTH WOMEN!!!!
Spazz: Shit's going DOOOOOWN!
Halo: YYYYEAH!!!!
Koss: Nari's on her feet, but Halo sets her back with a gut kick right into the corner! Dropkick follow up sends Maja stumbling half through the nearby ropes! She's so quick! Handspring into a Back elbow on Nari and now Halo going for Maja!
As Nari falls to a seat in the corner, Halo bursts towards Maja and hits a flying clothesline that sends both up and over outside the ring for a harsh landing!
Spazz: NNNNICE! Cactus style too!
Koss: Halo is really on fire here! Can you believe she's a rookie?
Spazz: Bitch is gifted as fuck, yo!
Koss: Halo has Maja up and ANGEL'S DEMISE OUTTA' NOWHERE!!!!
Spazz: Maja ain't nobody's spring chicken either motherfuckers!
Koss: NARI CHANG DIVING THROUGH THE ROPES! SUICIDE FOREARM SMASH ON MAJA! All three competitors are now in a heap on the floor before us!
Spazz: She's not a flyer, but Chang ain't about to let that stop her! Fuck nah dawg!
Koss: Nari's on her feet with back and forth brutal kicks to both Maja and Halo as they try to get up! Boot to the head sends Maja back down and now Nari has Halo scooped on her shoulder and.... MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!
Both Koss and Spazz dart from the table as Nari shatters the table with a loud and brutal *KKKKRRRAAAACCCKKKKUUUNNNCCCHHHKT!* using Halo's body as a hammer via her DOUBLE LEG SPINEBUSTER!!!
Commentary goes silent as their microphone receivers are disconnected. Nari rises from the table wreckage with a raise of her arms followed by a flex of her arms. She's promptly attacked from behind by Maja and brought down by THE FAMILY TRADITION Sliced Bread and Edge-O-Matic combination!
Maja promptly rolls into the ring and back out to reset the count, then rushes towards a stunned Halo as she tries to painfully remove herself from the table wreckage! Maja takes her by the arm and slings her back into the ring, then rolls in to try and get a quick pinfall!
ONE! TWO!!!! THR-KICKOUT!!!
Koss: aaaaaand we're back!
Spazz: This replacement headset is pinching my head, fuck!
Koss: Oh poor baby! You'll live. Halo and Maja now battling in the ring! Hey who's that up on the stage!
Brittany "B-Brat" Williams heads down to the ramp as the fans start booing. She simply smirks and waves them off as she half limps her way down to the ring, still feeling the results of her previous match.
Spazz: Looks like B-Brat's joining this partay!
Koss: Maja with a gut kick and she's setting up for the IN THE RED-NO! Halo backbridges, drumping Maja with a body drop! Nari Chang is still recovering outside the ring.
Spazz: Hey That Family Tradition may have a boring name but it's effective yo!
Koss: Maja on her feet and HALO WITH THE BLACK 13 KICK!!!! She wastes no time going to the nearest ropes and here comes Nari... B-BRAT PULLS NARI CHANG OFF THE APRON!
In fact as Nari falls, she clips her chin hard on the apron and hits the floor clutching at her mouth while kicking her legs in pain!
Spazz: Bitch gonna' need new teeth after that!
Koss: HALO DIVES AND HITS ELIJAH'S RISE FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!! TWO!!! TTTTHHHRRREEE!!!
*DING DING DING*
Jenny Beck: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND SSSSTILL THE GALACTIC CONQUEST CHAMPION..... HHHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLLOOOOO!!!
Halo's theme hits the PA as she's presented the title and then nearly flying tackle hugged by B-Brat as a result! Brittany kisses the champ and then hoists her hand in the air, yelling at the crowd, "THE BEST THEY'RE EVER WAS!!!!!"
Koss: If not for the intervention of Brittany Williams here, Nari Chang most likely would've knocked Halo off the ring post and took the win right then and there!
Spazz: Or the match would've went on longer when Maja kicked out, setting up another way for Halo to still win it lunchbox.
Koss: True, but there you have it folks, Halo retained her championship title and now she B-Brat celebrate the victory!
GM'S OFFICE
We cut to the back to find the Rebel sitting on the lounge sofa in her office, dressed in a black camisole, old worn blue jeans, her Rebel belt, motorcycle boots, and wrist bands. There's a bit of a remorseful look on her face as she addresses the camera and by extension, the audience watching at home.
Rebel: Forgive the quality of the cut, but my editing guy came down with food poisoning so all the footage you see here was edited by me. I take full responsibility if this show falls a little short of expectations and hope you guys and gals can forgive me. I only took like a one month free college course in oldschool video editing which included digital and film based cutting and such. It wasn't too hard to pick back up, but again, if the show sucks, send the hate at me, not the wonderful people who work for me on this show, ok?
A small smile creases those ruby red lips.
Rebel: I'll be damned if I'm not going to have something for you, even on tape delay. Again, thank you for watching and for all the support. The budget's going up and very soon we'll be able to afford to do more and more with each event. After this one, we'll go from a single guy in an editing room with two people in a production truck to a full on crew and it's all because of your support. I love you all and have a night that reeks with fucking awesome!
Fade to black.
Rebel: Forgive the quality of the cut, but my editing guy came down with food poisoning so all the footage you see here was edited by me. I take full responsibility if this show falls a little short of expectations and hope you guys and gals can forgive me. I only took like a one month free college course in oldschool video editing which included digital and film based cutting and such. It wasn't too hard to pick back up, but again, if the show sucks, send the hate at me, not the wonderful people who work for me on this show, ok?
A small smile creases those ruby red lips.
Rebel: I'll be damned if I'm not going to have something for you, even on tape delay. Again, thank you for watching and for all the support. The budget's going up and very soon we'll be able to afford to do more and more with each event. After this one, we'll go from a single guy in an editing room with two people in a production truck to a full on crew and it's all because of your support. I love you all and have a night that reeks with fucking awesome!
Fade to black.