Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2019 23:57:33 GMT -7
Our show opens up with clips of the previous Discovery. A clip of Luciana whipping Azurine into Pet and the two women colliding. This slides into a clip of Lluvia kicking Sam and then climbing the top rope to try and hit her finisher, YOUR HORIZON. This then shifts into clips of “Fire” and then “Ice” making their way down the ramp. That shifts into Molly standing in the middle of the ring with Alice demanding to be handed the Galactic Championship Belt. And the last clip was that of Jasmine Matthews coming out to stand in the middle of The Kingdom and bowing.
While the intro to the stream begins, “Shadow Boxing” by Parkway Drive plays through the PA system. And once the last clip shows, the cameras shift to show the outside of the Smoothie King Center. Fans screaming and holding up signs. People still showing up and running to get inside in the hopes that they didn’t miss the start of the show.
Do you see me?
Do you see what I’ve become?
I’m not the same beast.
I leave a scar on all I touch.
You think you know me now.
Is it better than I know myself?
I know it hurts like Hell.
Admitting just how you’ve misjudged.
The cameras then shift to inside the arena. Even more people cheering and holding up signs. “MARRY ME, TITANESS!!”; “I wanna be in The Kingdom!”; “I BOW TO MISTRESS PET!!”; “HELL IS EMPTY AND THE MAIDENS ARE HERE!!”
All my life I’ve been told the same old
Don’t step out, don’t test the mould.
We know your kind, yeah, we know you.
So much better than you know yourself.
See, the ones that won’t engage me,
Are the same trying to cage me.
But, I can’t sit still and I won’t be tamed.
When the lights go out, better to know your enemy.
‘Cause I’ve spent a lifetime shadowboxing with Death.
And we’ll dance with the Devil till there’s no songs left.
More clips of the women of Discovery play as the music starts to fade.
Don’t step out, don’t test the mould.
We know your kind, yeah, we know you.
So much better than you know yourself.
See, the ones that won’t engage me,
Are the same trying to cage me.
But, I can’t sit still and I won’t be tamed.
When the lights go out, better to know your enemy.
‘Cause I’ve spent a lifetime shadowboxing with Death.
And we’ll dance with the Devil till there’s no songs left.
More clips of the women of Discovery play as the music starts to fade.
Lucas: “Hello New Orleans!!”
Amianna: “And welcome to Thursday Night Discovery!!”
Amianna turns to look at Lucas and smiles.
Amianna: “I hope you had a nice Valentine’s Day, Lucas.”
Lucas: “It was alright.”
Amianna: “You spent the day pining over our GM, Mrs. Alice McPhee, didn’t you?”
Lucas begins to stammer and, as a way to avoid answering, turns to smile at the camera.
Lucas: “Welcome to Thursday Night Discovery, New Orleans!! We hope you all had a great Valentine’s Day!”
Amianna nods with a laugh and returns her attention to the camera.
Amianna: “I’ll take that as a yes then!”
She pauses a moment.
Amianna: “Tonight’s show is promising to be just as exciting as our previous show. Now that the Galactic Champion, Jasmine Matthews, has returned, where does that leave ‘The Ginger Ninja’, Molly Hatchet in her quest for gold? And with the release of one of the winners of the #1 Contenders for the Ascendent Title, that leaves Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton as the sole contender for Dona Rotten’s title!”
Lucas: “That’s right, Amianna. And tonight we get to see Champ versus Champ as the Ascendent Champ, Dona Rotten, faces off against the Galactic Champ, the drop dead gorgeous, Jasmine Matthews. It’s definitely going to be the match of the night.”
Lucas looks to Amianna.
Lucas: “I wonder if we’re going to see our beautiful GM tonight.”
Amianna rolls her eyes at him and shakes her head.
Amianna: “There is going to be a contract signing between the Shieldmaidens’ own ‘Wicked’ Wendy Stevens and ‘Fire’ from The Kingdom. I’m quite sure Mrs. McPhee is going to be there….”
She paused.
Amianna: “...along with her husband, Conor.”
Lucas: “I still ain’t scared of that bag of muscles.”
Amianna: “Keep telling yourself that, Lucas. You just better hope that he never finds out that you’re lusting after his wife. Or hears you say that about him.”
Then as they were talking, the broadcast cuts to a clip from last Discovery where Luciana Verdoza got a pinfall on Pet to come away with the victory in a triple threat match that also featured Azurine Vebbins. This clip is accompanied by a voice over from the woman herself.
Luciana (voice-over): Who is Luciana Verdoza? That is a great question to ask!
The vignette features Luciana attending a random red carpet premiere in Milan, Italy!
Luciana (voice-over): Luciana Verdoza is an international sensation… a darling of the fashion scene in Milan, Italy… someone who formerly had a dream of being a Hollywood star but who gave that up to be a professional wrestler….
The next bit of the vignette features a collage of pictures highlighting her championship victories, particularly four world championships she had accrued to her name.
Luciana (voice-over): And who became so damn successful at it too… so successful that everywhere she’s been, she’s been a proven winner. Only…
The vignette next features some clips of some beatings she took in her last promotion that she worked full time for three years ago, beatings that would leave her bloodied and battered. The last clip features her winning a rumble match in Milan while covered in blood.
Luciana (voice-over): Injuries… and to be honest… a lack of desire… drove me away from this business for three long years!
The scene cuts from the vignette and fades to Luciana Verdoza herself standing in front of a Discovery banner looking like she may still be bitter from those experiences that drove her out of the business for three years.
Luciana: So why did I decide to come back to wrestling? Why did I decide to come here? Because as far as I’m concerned I’ve still got UNFINISHED BUSINESS! There was a time where I could truly call myself the greatest women’s wrestler in the world because when I was travelling around the world and becoming famous and winning championships there was no doubt in my mind that I was THE BEST! I was the undisputed HBIC of professional wrestling! NOBODY could touch me! Now, I’m here not just to remind the world of that in a pool of new generation “stars”, but I’m here to be back on top of the world just where I was before.
Last Discovery was just a preview… tonight, I’m going whale hunting!
Tonight I face Free Willy’s sister… or wait… Aurora Zambrotta… a rookie from… where? San Marino? UGH!
That place is NOTHING like Milan. Listen Shamu...I’m not going to underestimate you because despite your… WHALE of anonymity… you may be better than you look. We’ll find out tonight but no matter how good you are, you’re not going to be good enough to beat me. While you’re going out there screaming “libertas”... whatever the hell that means… and disgracing MY Italian culture, I’m winning my first world championship ever, 10 years ago, right here in New Orleans!
The crowd cheers for the mention of their city.
Luciana: Damn shame it was in this hellhole too by the way… at least the referees didn’t blow that moment for me.
The crowd boos to near-deafening proportions just for the cheap shot at their football team.
Luciana: But anyway… I am world class, a former champion, someone that has graced the covers of magazines in Italy, someone who has gained the sponsorships and endorsements of Fiat and Gucci and who is the talk of the town of the fashion scene in Milan and you??? Pfft!
Luciana pulls out a cell phone from her pocket, fake dials a number and continues.
Luciana: Hello? SeaWorld? What do you mean you’re not accepting new whales.
Luciana scoffs as she puts the phone back in her pocket.
Luciana: Hey, at least I tried finding you a new job right? Because wrestlers like YOU? They don’t beat wrestlers like ME! Keep that in mind!
Luciana scoffs once more as she walks out of the scene, hearing loud boos from the audience as the scene fades.
Amianna: "Well, it sounds like Luciana Verdoza has decided to make her presence known here in Galactic. Even if she didn't go about it in the nicest of ways."
Lucas: "Who the fuck are you kidding?! She was absolutely right!! Hell, I have a cousin that works as Sea World, I could get her in touch."
Lucas: "And here we go, Ladies and Gents!! Our very own Siona is coming out to the ring."
Siona: “The following match is scheduled for one fall!”
Crowd: “ONE FALL!”
Siona: “Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California. The Adorkable Angel, Azzy Vebbins!”
As "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Postmodern Jukebox gently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an angel practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent.
Siona: “And her opponent, from the other side of the Galaxy. Princess Pulsar!”
As the funky beats of Intergalactic by The Beastie Boys plays, Pulsar sprints past the curtain. The Intergalactic Princess makes her way to the ring, in a highly energetic fashion. Along the way, Pulsar interacts with her fandom, doing her best to assure they are in her corner for the match ahead. Once she finally makes it into the ring, Pulsar strikes a pose, then walks up to Vebbins, who slinks back in her corner, Pulsar being much larger than Vebbins.
As the bell sounds, Pulsar steps back and offers a hand. Vebbins reluctantly goes to accept it but pulls back. Pulsar gets the crowd clapping before extending her hand again to Vebbins. This time Vebbins accepts it, before Pulsar scoops her up to slam her. Vebbins back up and onto the attack when Pulsar picks her up for a second scoop slam, keeping Vebbins on her shoulder for a few seconds before slamming her down again. Pulsar grabs Vebbins by the head to pull her back up, but Vebbins the veteran kicks out Pulsar’s knee, slowing Pulsar down enough to get some distance.
Vebbins with a sudden palm strike to the head of Pulsar dazes her. As Pulsar starts to get to her feet, Vebbins runs the ropes and connects with a jumping clothesline, Pulsar back down on one knee, Vebbins runs the ropes again, a running knee strike threatens to drop Pulsar to her back. Vebbins with another knee strike to the chest, a third, a fourth, a fifth finally blocked, Pulsar quick to her feet, without connecting with a dragon screw leg whip. Pulsar falls back into the corner, holding her chest, Vebbins in the opposite corner pulling herself up by the ropes. Vebbins charges her, Pulsar charges Vebbins and hits her with a running clothesline that practically flips Vebbins inside out.
Pulsar shakes her head and looks around the ring. She grabs Vebbins and sets her up for the Galactic Hammer, but Vebbins blocks it, and counters it into a rolling Fireman’s Carry Slam for a two count. Pulsar runs the ropes, Vebbins drops to the mat, cross-ropes, Vebbins goes to leap over Pulsar but Pulsar catches her with an Intergalactic Elbow in mid-air, and covers her for the three and the win.
WINNER: PRINCESS PULSAR BY PINFALL AT 9 minutes & 12 seconds!
Lucas: "Wow! What a match! Princess Pulsar wasted no time shushing Azurine's tush tonight!"
Amianna: "And how long have you been waiting to say that little quip?"
Lucas just grins at her and nods to the camera.
Lucas: "Wouldn't you like to know?...... And we'll be right back after this commercial."[/i]
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The commercial is one for a popular children's snack food. It shows kids running in from outside on a hot, then cold, then nice day and running straight to the refrigerator. Only for them to pull out a snack food box and then running over to their mom so she can open it for them. The scene then shifts into the kids taking a bite out of their snack cracker that has some kind of processed meat and cheese on it, all while the the mother is in the background cleaning up the kitchen.
"Snack Bites! Every kid loves them!"
Amianna: "Welcome back, Ladies and Gentlemen. And we're moving right along with our next match!"
Siona: “The following match is scheduled for one fall!”
Crowd: “ONE FALL!”
Siona: “Introducing first, from San Marino, California. Aurora Zambrotta!”
"Sanctuary" blares out into the arena and appearing on the stage is a smiling Aurora Zambrotta. Across her shoulders is the San Marino flag. Zambrotta blows a kiss out towards the people in attendance before making her way down to the ring. Once at ringside she takes her flag off, gets on the apron and shows it off proudly at the crowd before throwing the flag into tonight's audiences and slowly bending herself over to enter the ring. Once in the ring Aurora rest her right fist against her left breast as she steps forward towards the opposite ropes, lifting her fist up in air once there to shout out "LIBERTAS!"
Siona: “And her opponent, from Milan, Italy, Luciana Verdoza!”
As soon as “Confident" by Demi Lovato hits, the fans boo quite loudly as Luciana Verdoza walks out. She merely scoffs as she walks down to the ring, soaking in the boos that are coming her way. She walks with utmost arrogance and haughtiness as she gets to the ring, walking up the steps and stepping through the ropes. She raises her arms up in the air to draw some boos from the audience before she incenses them further with a mocking bow before she steps back into her corner.
The two meet in the center of the ring, Verdoza smirking at her opponent. Zambrotta flexes, showing off her size, Verdoza slaps her across the face and locks in a headlock right away, wrenching hard on her neck. Zambrotta quickly grabs her by the waist and falls backwards with a suplex variant, breaking the hold. Verdoza runs at her again, and again, Zambrotta grabs her and lays her out with a belly-to-belly suplex and goes for a cover but Verdoza quickly kicks out at one, getting to her feet and kicking Zambrotta in the head for her efforts.
Verdoza tees off with punches to the head of the downed Zambrotta before locking in her Muta Lock submission. Zambrotta yells in pain, and starts crawling to the ropes before planting her feet on the canvas and lifting herself with Verdoza still wrapped around her, and runs to the corner, slamming Verdoza into the turnbuckles. Zambrotta shakes her arm to get the blood to it again, looking out at the crowd who is chanting for her. She runs at Verdoza who surprises her with a superkick and a cover, with Zambrotta muscling out at two.
Verdoza clams on a crucifix armbar, again forcing Zambrotta to have to get to the ropes to break it somehow, eventually getting a toe on the ropes, forcing Vendoza to break the hold. Vendoza pulls her back from the ropes and locks in the Cobra Clutch, putting all her weight on Zambrotta’s lower back as she pulls back. Zambrotta can hear the crowd get louder, and Zambrotta starts shaking her hand to the sound of the crowd, before getting to one knee, then the other, before slowly getting to her feet, and leaning to the corner.
Verdoza lets go quickly, and stands on the second rope. Debating leaping off of it onto Zambrotta, Zambrotta catches her with a forearm shot to Verdoza’s back before scooping her up on her shoulders and doing an airplane spin before placing Verdoza back on the turnbuckles. Zambrotta looks at the crowd again, getting fired up, turns Verdoza around and pulls her back onto her shoulders. Verdoza flips through it, connects with a second superkick, stunning Zambrotta and dropping her to a knee. Verdoza with cat-like reflexes gets on the top rope and waits for Zambrotta to get to her feet. Zambrotta slow to get up, staggers around, and by the time she turns to see where Vendoza is, Vendoza leaps off the ropes and connects with the Arriverderci, and grabs both legs for the cover and the three-count.
WINNER: LUCIANA VENDOZA VIA PINFALL AT 12 minutes & 4 seconds!
Lucas: "And that is how you send a message that you're the baddest and hottest woman in Galactic!"
Amianna shakes her head and rolls her eyes as she looks over to Lucas.
Amianna: "One word for you, Lucas...."
Lucas: "...yeah yeah yeah. I know, I know.. I'm a pig. And I love it!"
"Thunderstruck" by 2 Cello's hit's the P/A and it gets the crowd on their feet as "The Ginger Ninja" Molly Hatchet steps out on the stage. She wasn't in ring gear, but instead sporting casual attire in the form of black cargo pants, brown hiking boots, a brown leather bomber jacket with a white faux fur liner and collar, and a dark green "FAWK FEAR" T-shirt. There's a brilliant megawatt smile on that freckled face as she listens to the crowd and her music, bobbing her head to the beat. Quickly she makes her way down the aisle, slapping the outstretched hands of fans as she makes her way to ringside.
Upon nearing the ring, she bursts forth with a spring in her step, leaping over the apron with a slide and roll straight to her feet. Molly produces a microphone from inside her coat and brings it straight to her lips.
Molly: NEW ORLEANS LOUIIIIISSSSIIIIAAANNNAAA!!! MAKE SOME FAWKIN' NNNNNOOOOIIIISSSEEEE!!!
The crowd cheers and chants, "MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY!" A fan holding up a sign saying "GINGER NINJA PUT MY ASS IN THIS SEAT!"
Fawkin' love all ye' gloriouslae' beautiful people, I do! I came out here tonight because while sure, I have one hell of a match comin' up against Samantha Hamilton tonight, (They donnae' call her Titaness fer nothin' ya' know!) I also have a match fer tha' biggest prize in the companae' and that is the GWW Galactic Championship. When I saw the Galactic logo in all it's splendor fer tha' first time online, I thought to myself how grand it would be to be the champion of a whole Galaxy, nay tha' Universe! It sparked me passion and gave me a goal ta' shoot fer, it did.
The Ginger Ninja starts to pace the ring as she talks, the words flowing like Scottish silk from between her lips.
Inspiration from this companae' and tha' fine talent in it have brought me back ta' form, winning championships elsewhere and making a real difference in tha' world again. Just tha' other day, I got a wonderful piece of fan mail from a lovelae' wee lass living right her, in New Orleans. I wonnae' say her name, but she'll know who she is and I hope she likes tha' batch of cookies I sent her in response. Ya' see, she told me about her life and how I'm an inspiration to her. All because she sees me in this ring, fightin' tha' good fight and puttin' smiles on tha' people's faces.
She turns her gaze panning over that crowd once more as they listen to her every word and syllabel.
Tis not tha' first time I've received such letters from people but it drives me ta' do right and stay the course in this ring. It fills a hole in me heart ta' do what I do fer a livin' and I love what I do, trulae' fer better or worse. Without it, I'd probably have an unfulfillin' life without purpose or merit, drinkin' meself to a verae' long and slow death by alcohol poisoning.
Her jaw sets as a flash of anger crosses her vision.
I'm passionate beyond measure about what I do so you can imagine the ire I get when someone calls me a wrestling whore. Right now there's a lad who thinks that all we do in Galactic is fawk each other and play fetish games while pretendin' to wrestle. Imagine that? So me gettin' me eye nearlae' gouged out was just reallae' rough foreplay then? The broken bones and reconstructive surgerae's are just a gimmick then? Everae' fight I've ever had, I earned the right ta' have it and if I won it, it wasn't because of how gifted I am with me tongue or fingers in tha' bedroom but how hard me fists danced on someone's face and the degree of authoritae' I put 'em down with.
Molly takes in a deep breath.
Sad storae' is, I've fawked alot of people in me life, made manae' bad decisions in tha' realm of tha' heart, but ne'er once were anae' of them a promoter with tha' keys to me kingdom. I'd own up to it if I had fer starters and secondlae' it's not me way. There may be others in tha' companae' that have stooped to such levels elsewhere, but here? Galactic Women's Wrestling? It's not about who ye' fawk but who gets fawked up at tha' end of tha' night. That could happen ta' me tonight, could happen ta' Sam Ham, but regardless neither of us have our opportunities gained on our back but standin' on our bloodae' feet and I'm sick and fawkin' tired of individuals out there referring to our companae' as a DTF Wrestlin' federation!
Those hazel green eyes find a nearby camera and she stares directly into it.
....and tha' ring leader of the rabble damnin' us? I know yer watchin' lad. Stop bein' jealous that women like me would utterlae' destroy weak-minded, backwards thinkin' motherfawkers like you. Continue bein' a spineless fawk, snipin' from afar but if ever ye' grow a spine, ya' know where ta' find me wee boy.
She then turns her gaze back to the crowd.
Now enough on that shyte! I love Galactic, love it's fans, and most importantlae' I love beaten' arse in this ring and yer gonnae' see that TONIGHT! Sam Ham! GIRD YER LOINS FER COMBAT!!! Match of the night and I'm comin' fer ye' lass!
And with that Molly tosses the mic to a ring attendant, then drops down to roll out of the ring and head to the back.
Amianna: "Strong words from our 'Ginger Ninja'. What do you think about what she said, Lucas?"
Lucas: "....huh? Wha?"
Amianna shakes her head, again, and sighs.
Siona: “The following match is scheduled for one fall!”
Crowd: “ONE FALL!”
Siona: “Introducing first, from Colts Neck, New Jersey, Pet!!”
There's not much time given for the song to start before Pet comes out flanked by her Harem. There's no flash or flare as Pet simply attempts to keep herself clear of the hands of fans on her way to the ring. Once inside, and with the Harem surrounding the ring, she simply remains waiting for the bell to sound looking more bored with each passing second.
Siona: “And her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, Legion!!”
The arena goes silent, as a voice is heard through the growling, and the other sounds coming from the PA System. The Lights go out as the lights begin to flicker, as a woman is seen standing back first to the crowd.
In the Eternal Battle of Supreme
Benevolence versus Absolute Evil
The beast always triumphs
My Name is Legion, for We are the Many.
Legion spins around as the music picks up and the four white spotlights shine on her. She puts her hands out, and begins walking down the ramp, as she ignores the fans. She does some punches mid ramp, as she continues to stare a hole through her opponent. She stops at the bottom and puts her hands above her head in double hand guns, then puts them down, she turns to the stairs going over to them and climbs into the ring, She climbs up onto the middle rope posing for herself, then she turns around watching her opponent.
The bell sounds and before Pet can even do anything, Legion is running straight for her. Leaping into the air going for a jumping knee to Pet’s face. Pet only gets a moment to see Legion flying at her before she quickly slides out of the ring. It’s apparent by Legion’s face that she’s not happy by Pet’s running away. As Pet begins to pace outside of the ring, the ref starts to count.
1…
2…
3…
Legion then slides off the mat under the bottom rope and once again goes for Pet. Grabbing her by her hair, Legion tosses Pet against the barricade by her hair. Before Legion can make a move towards Pet again, the Harem swarms around Legion. After a minute or so of the Harem beating on Legion, Pet orders them away and she leans over and screams into Legion’s face. Throwing an outright tantrum because Legion dared to grab Pet by her hair. Messing it up.
Pet then grabs Legion by her hair, brings the taller woman to standing and begins to slap her across the face.
4…
5…
6…
Pet, Legion still in her grasp, tosses Legion back into the ring before climbing back in herself. Pet takes a few moments to pose and taunt the crowd. Meanwhile, Legion gets to her feet and makes her way over to Pet. She grabs Pet by the arm, spins her around and headbutts her in the face. This sends Pet into another tantrum and she seems to go crazy on Legion as she lands slap after slap after slap to Legion’s face and upper body. All the while screaming about Legion daring to hit her in the face.
She then grabs Legion by the wrist and flings her across the ring via an Irish Whip. Legion bounces off the ropes and Pet catches her in a clothesline. With Legion on the mat, Pet begins to stomp on Legion’s body before taking a foot and holding it against Legion’s throat.
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Pet removes her foot and holds her hands up as the ref starts to get onto her about the move. In the meantime, Legion rolls to her hands and knees and pushes to standing. Now on her feet, Legion turns around to face Pet and it’s obvious by the look on Legion’s face that she is pissed.
Legion grabs Pet and pulls her into her body and then swiftly grabs Pet by the waist and lifts her into the air. Legion holds her up there for a moment and then drops backwards into a brainbuster. Legion attempts to cover…
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2…
KICKOUT!!
Legion sneers and pulls Pet back up to her feet. Legion drags Pet over to the corner, lifts her up onto the top rope, climbs up herself, wraps her arms around Pet and lifts her up. Tossing her backwards in a overhead belly to belly suplex. Pet landing on the mat… HARD… as Legion goes for another cover.
1…
2…
SHOULDER UP!!
Legion sneers and twitches once again and lands a few blows to Pet’s head and upper body before lifting Pet up into a sitting position. Legion holds onto Pet and spits Red Asian Mist into Pet’s face. As Pet is grabbing at her face and eyes, Legion crawls behind her, wraps herself around Pet’s body from behind and wraps herself around Pet into a Dragon Sleeper.
The ref drops to the mat and waits to see if Pet taps out. Pet screams out “NO!” and tries to get out of Legion’s grasp. This only makes Legion tighten the Dragon Sleeper against Pet. Once again, the ref asks Pet if she wants to submit.. And then Pet begins to tap against Legion’s knee.
WINNER: LEGION by SUBMISSION AT 6 minutes & 15 seconds!
Lucas: "Holy fuck! Remind me not to get on Legion's bad side!"
Amianna: "Oh now you pay attention?"
Amianna exclaims in exasperation.
And then suddenly, "Beautiful Dangerous" by Slash ft. Fergie bits the PA system.
Amianna: "And here she is folks... Our Discovery General Manager, Mrs. Alice McPhee. Accompanied by her husband, Conor McPhee."
Lucas sneers lightly and rolls his eyes.
Lucas: "Yeah yeah. Still say she could do better."
Amianna laughs.
Amianna: "What, like you? She's wayyyyy out of your league, buddy."
I don't know who you are now
Mystery drenches my brain
I wanna jump deep into your mouth
'Cause something tells me it's gonna rain
I hear the drum rolls thumping
And my heart starts jumping
And that's when I spit on the floor
Now my head's exploding
And your gun is dirty
So I'm guessing I'm on a roll
Well it's a fine time
Looking for a wine time man
And you said "baby you ready to play"
Well come right on this roller coaster
'Cause it ain't over, it ain't over
Now we're on this planet
I'm in love with all your dangers, dangers
We can live forever
I can be your pagan angel, angel
Beautiful dangerous
Mystery drenches my brain
I wanna jump deep into your mouth
'Cause something tells me it's gonna rain
I hear the drum rolls thumping
And my heart starts jumping
And that's when I spit on the floor
Now my head's exploding
And your gun is dirty
So I'm guessing I'm on a roll
Well it's a fine time
Looking for a wine time man
And you said "baby you ready to play"
Well come right on this roller coaster
'Cause it ain't over, it ain't over
Now we're on this planet
I'm in love with all your dangers, dangers
We can live forever
I can be your pagan angel, angel
Beautiful dangerous
Alice and Conor step onto the stage and then start making their way down to the ramp. Once they get to the ring, Alice carefully makes her way up the steps while Conor jumps up onto the mat itself and then moves to hold the top and middle ropes open for his wife to enter the ring. And then enters in behind her.
The stage is set up with a rug covering the mat, a table covered in a purple and teal table clothe. And then two executive chairs on either side of it. On the table there sat a folder.
Alice: "New Orleans!! Welcome to Thursday Night Discovery!!"
The fans erupt in a mixture of cheers and chants! And Alice lets them chant and cheer as long as they like. It's only when they start to die down that she lifts up the mic again.
Alice: "Now, as all of you know, this past Discovery there was a match between 'Wicked' Wendy Stevens of the Shieldmaidens and 'Ice' of The Kingdom. And their match ended in a double count out. Well...."
She paused. Only to smile up at her husband before lifting the mic once more.
Alice: "This didn't seem to sit well with either lady. So, after a nice little back and forth on Twitter, I decided to offer them a match at Thursday Night Discovery's first ever Pay-Per-View.... INVASION!!"
And once again, the crowd went insane!
Alice: "Now, it was during this Twitter exchange that I set a stipulation to the match... That if any member of the Shieldmaidens or the Kingdom comes out and interferes with the match.. That combatant will no longer be employed by Galactic Women's Wrestling!"
This brought on a round of boos and chants of "This is Fucked Up! This is Fucked Up!" Alice lifted a hand up to try and calm the crowd.
Alice: "I know, I know. But!! They agreed to the stipulation!"
Then she lifted her free hand up and directed everyone's attention to the stage.
And it would be 'Wicked' Wendy Stevens' music that hit the PA system first.
A low idling of a motorcycle engine can be heard as the opening piano can be heard. Stevens is kneeling in silhouetted shadow, a hood over her head, Lexa Pellegrini standing behind her as smoke wisps along the entrance ramp.
Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken
And the violence causes silence, who are we mistaken?
But you see, it's not me, it's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their drones
In your head, in your head, they are crying
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!?!
And the violence causes silence, who are we mistaken?
But you see, it's not me, it's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their drones
In your head, in your head, they are crying
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!?!
At the instant the word 'Head' is sung, pyro goes off, Stevens kips up and pulls off the hood, a sadistic smile on her face that the camera picks up. She stops midway down the ramp, and looks around at the crowd before running down the ramp into the ring, and diving through the second and bottom ropes, rolling through the dive as she enters the ring, and lands on the opposite second and bottom ropes. She gets on the turnbuckles of each of the four corners, doing a finger formation of the letter M for her Shieldmaidens, as Lexa steps in the ring. Stevens jumps off the fourth corner, and lowers her hood as she stood there looking at Alice.
Alice smiled to Wendy and Lexa and, once again, directed everyone's attention back to the stage. That's when 'Ice's' music came over the PA system.
“A Song of Ice and Fire” begins to play as white light fills the arena. Once the drum beat kicks in, out walks Ice with a white jacket and a hood covering her head. As the song picks up, Ice removes the hood and Fire joins her at her side. Ice makes her way down to the ring, very focused on her task. Once she hits the ring, she uses the steps to make her way up into the ring. She then climbs the turnbuckles and poses for the fans. She hops off the turnbuckle and makes her way to the other side of the table.
Alice: "Ladies, if you'll each take a seat."
Each lady moved to sit in their respective chairs. Wendy's eyes never leaving 'Ice's' as they sat down across from each other.
Alice: "Now, Ladies... This is the contract for your match at Invasion. After the last Discovery show, you both had an exchange on Twitter that culminated in you agreeing to this match. And..."
She paused a moment.
Alice: "...I'll remind you both that you both agreed to the stipulation I set forth... Should either a Shieldmaiden or a member of The Kingdom interfere in this match, in any way... That combatant will no longer be employed by Galactic Women's Wrestling."
She looked between the two ladies who both nodded.
Alice: "Good. Now, all that's left to do is for you both to sign this contract and it will be official."
Conor reaches into his jacket and pulls out a pen and hands it to his wife. Alice takes the pen and holds it out between the two women. It would be 'Ice' that takes the pen first. Opening up the book, looks over the contract and then signs it. Once she was done, she closed the book, slid it towards Wendy. And then held the pen out to her.
Wendy still hadn't taken her attention off 'Ice' as they sat there. And before anyone could react or move, Wendy grabbed 'Ice' by her wrist, stood up, pulled the woman towards her and headbutted her in the face. Blood immediately spilling from where Wendy busted her lip open.
'Fire' came rushing forward to check on 'Ice'. Making sure she was ok. In the mean time, Wendy snatched the pen away from 'Ice', opened the notebook and signed the contract. Once the contract was signed, Wendy gave 'Ice' the Italian chin flick, which means "Fuck you." and turned the leave the ring. Lexa following behind her.
Amianna: "Well, Wendy Stevens just put 'Ice' on notice."
Lucas: "She sure as fuck did. Let's take a look at that again...."
The screen shifts to a recap of Wendy grabbing a hold of 'Ice's' wrist, pulling her over and headbutting her.
The screen shifts back to Lucas and Amianna. And Lucas was wincing.
Lucas: "Oooooo, that had to hurt!"
Amianna: "Indeed it did. 'Fire' is now escorting her partner out of the ring and back up the ramp. 'Ice' is still holding her hand against her mouth."
Amianna: "And here is the first of three very interesting matches tonight! First Contender versus First Contender!"
Siona: “The following match is scheduled for one fall!”
Crowd: “ONE FALL!”
Siona: “Introducing first, from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton!”
As the actual lyrics begin playing, the Titaness saunters down the ramp. A sense of determination and resolve can always be found in her eyes. Despite wearing a more stern and serious expression, she's not one to ignore any fans or supporters. Every now and again, she'll give a wave or slight smirk. More often than not, however, the Titaness will stick to her more serious and stoic look.
When she finally gets in front of the ropes, the Titaness will usually slip through the middle and top ropes. From time to time, however, she will opt to simply step over the top ropes.
Siona: “And her opponent, from Saint Fillian’s, Perthshire, Scotland, “The Ginger Ninja”, Molly Hatchet!”
The lights in the Arena dim green, soft white lights strobing behind the entrance stage. 2Cello's cover of "Thunderstruck" hit's the PA system.
Stepping out onto the right side of the stage with arms extended, hatchets in either hand and a bit of a spring in her step, is the red headed Ginger Ninja herself, Molly Hatchet. We find her decked out in black and green PVC wrestling pants, a high necked crop top, wrestling boots, hooded black and green "Ginger Ninja" PVC vest, a single black wrestling sleeve on her left arm, hand and wrist tape on the right. She brings her arms in, and crosses them over her chest as two targets rise on either side of the stage. Eyes closed, she takes a moment to juggle these dangerous weapons in perfect synch to the music.
Her head snaps up and the hatchets go flying towards the targets at either side of her, perfect bullseye shots without her even looking at them. A small smile creeps across her freckled face.
She then bolts down the aisle towards the ring in a high speed run. Arriving at ringside, she leaps over the apron and under the ropes to slide to the center. From there she hops up to her feet, throwing her fist into the air.
Molly pulls her vest off, whips it around in the air over her head, and tosses it through the ropes to be caught by a ring attendant. She then throws her arms out at her sides and shouts at the top of her lungs.
Molly: WHO'S HERE FER AN ARSE WHIPPIN???!!!!!
The crowd erupts with a huge pop!
When the bell rings, Sam and Molly meet in the middle of the ring, Molly offering her hand to Sam. Sam looks to Molly, nods once and clasps Molly’s for a handshake of respect. Once that was done, Sam then pulls Molly against her into an immediate clothesline, knocking Molly onto her back.
She then reaches down to grab Molly by the hair and pulls her into standing. Only to pull her into another clothesline. Except this time, Molly ducks and turns to plant a foot into Sam’s lower back. Sam reaches for her back and Molly drops down to sweep Sam’s feet out from under her, sending Sam crashing to the mat. Molly takes this moment to spring into action by running from one side of the ring to the other. First bouncing off one set of ropes and then bouncing off the other. She used that momentum to slide across the mat and hit the “Titaness” with a spiral dropkick.
This knocked the “Titaness” for a loop. But, she pushed herself up from the mat, staggered a bit and then just as Molly was moving to stand up, Sam hit her with a GTS. And dropped down to cover her.
1…
2…
thr...KICKOUT!!
Both women got back up to their feet and rushed at each other again. This time it was Molly who got the upper-hand by jumping up and landing a headbutt into Sam’s face, making the “Titaness” stagger back while holding her face. And we can see Sam mouthing the words, “This bitch.” before turning and grabbing Molly and positioning her into a double underhook powerbomb.
Going for the cover once again.
1…
2…
3… NO! SHOULDER LIFT!!
As Molly lay on the mat and Sam rolls off of her, both women are breathing heavily. But then “The Ginger Ninja” gets up and starts to rain kicks into Sam’s body. One blow after another after another. And once everyone thought she wouldn’t give anymore, she landed two more just for safe measure.
Molly moves Sam to her stomach, applying and then locking in the Hurt Locker! That is until "Big Bad Wolf" hits the PA System and the raven haired Champion, Jasmine Matthews, comes running down the ramp. She comes sliding into the ring and begins to go absolutely berserk on Molly. Landing kicks, punches and knees. Anything she can get to land a blow against Molly.
And once Molly is down, Jasmine drags an exhausted Sam over to cover Molly!
1…
2…
3…
WINNER: SAMANTHA “TITANESS” HAMILTON by PINFALL AT 10 minutes & 30 seconds
Lucas: "THAT'S MY GIRL!!!"
Lucas calls out excitedly over the mics. Meanwhile, Amianna is trying to talk over Lucas.
Amianna: "That was just uncalled for! Jasmine already has her match with Molly at Invasion! She didn't need to come out here and do that to Molly!"
Lucas looks back to Amianna and smirks cockily.
Lucas: "That's why she the fucking Queen!"
They cut to commercial.
Lucas: "We're back from commercial folks and damn what a moment that was!"
Amianna: "If you're just joining us, you just missed a match between 'The Ginger Ninja', Molly Hatchet, getting attacked, without provocation, by the Galactic Champion, Jasmine Matthews."
Lucas: "Her Highness was simply reminding Molly of her place. And it's not wearing that belt."
Amianna: "This next match is a title defense match between Kopadi and The Kingdom. A little bit ago, we just witnessed as Wendy Stevens caught 'Ice' by surprise by headbutting her in the mouth during their contracting signing their their match at Thursday Night Discovery's first Pay-Per-View, Invasion."
Lucas: "Ah, it was a beautiful sight."
Siona: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a title defense for the Galactic Tag Team Championship! This match is scheduled for one fall!"
Crowd: "ONE FALL!"
Siona: "First, from Ashville, North Carolina, The Kingdom!"
As “A Song of Ice and Fire” begins, the arena is filled with red and white lights. As the drums kick in, the lights go out and a red and a white spotlight hit the entrance ramp where Ice in her white jacket with the hood covering her face and Fire with her red jacket and hood covering her face stand. As the beat picks up, the two remove their hoods and Fire begins headbanging to the song. Ice looks forward as she makes her way down the ramp followed by Fire who is slapping the hands of the fans. The two make it to the ring and Fire hops up onto the ring apron as Ice climbs up the steps. The two enter the ring at the same time as the ring as they remove their jackets and toss them to the outside and go to their corner to discuss last minute strategy.
Siona: "Their opponents, and defending Galactic Tag Team Champions! From Los Angeles, California, Kopadi!"
The sound of birds cawing fills the arena as "Otherworld" begins. Ravyn stands with her back to the crowd on the ramp, arms outstretched, a long black feathery robe draped over her. Iphy pushes her way from behind the curtain, and hops in place for a moment. Ravyn turns around, removing the robe as they walk down to the ring, clapping hands and hugging people on the way to the ring. Ravyn slides under the bottom rope as Iphy makes her way carefully up the steel steps. Ravyn climbs each turnbuckle, arms outstretched again., while Iphy enters her corner, and starts to limber up before they hug in the corner, awaiting their opponents.
The bell sounds and Ice steps out to meet Iphy. The crowd cheers both teams on knowing the championships are on the line. As they go to lock up in a collar and elbow, Ice slides down into an inside cradle.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
As the two get up, Ice hooks her for a victory roll.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
Ice tags and she and Fire take a few minutes to work over Iphy while Ravyn cheers her partner on from their corner. Fire tags off to Ice and the two crown Iphy with a Hart Attack.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
Ice tags Fire back in and Fire hits a superkick that spins Iphy into a snap ddt from Ice. Fire covers.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!! RAVYN MAKES THE SAVE!!!
As the referee goes to put Ravyn out, Fire & Ice double team Iphy and drag her to their corner. They set for a doomsday device but as Ice goes for the clothesline. Iphy rolls forward into a victory roll of her own on Fire and Ice misses them both completely.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
Iphy goes to make the tag but Ice cuts her off and throws her back into Fire for a bridging German suplex.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
Fire tags Ice back in and they set for Melt Away. As Fire starts to go up and Ice comes down with the leg drop. Ravyn comes in and shoves Fire off the top to the floor. Ice meets Ravyn and eats an Exploder Suplex. Ravyn hurries to her corner and urges her partner on. Iphy death crawls to the corner while Ice sits up and looks around for her own partner. Iphy makes the tag and Ravyn rushes in for Flipping the Birdy.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
Fire crawls back into the ring and Ravyn cuts her off with flying forearm smash. Fire falls into the corner, Ice staggers up and comes into the corner after her. Ravyn moves and Ice crashes into her own partner. Ravyn catches Ice on the rebound for a roll-up.
ONE, TWO, THREE!!!
WINNER: KOPADI BY PINFALL IN 15 minutes & 56 minutes
A Commercial plays for a local restaurant in New Orleans. Another plays for a national beer chain. And yet another for a national florist chain.
Amianna: "Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! As you just seen, Kopadi retained their Tag Team belts by defending against The Kingdom! And boy was it an exciting match!"
Lucas: "It sure was. There was a few times there I thought, and hoped, that The Kingdom was going to pull off the win! They deserve to represent those belts more than Kopadi does. Hands fucking down."
Amianna: "And folks, that brings us to tonight's main event!"
The lights in the arena go out and a spotlight shines down on Siona in the middle of the ring.
Siona: "Welcome to your Main Event! This match is a Champion versus Champion match! It is scheduled for one fall!"
The crowd begins to go wild! Chants of "This is awesome!" and "Holy Shit!" begin from the crowd.
Siona: "First, from Portland, Oregon, she is our Ascendant Champion,'The Toxic Knockout', Dona Rotten!"
Dona slowly walks toward the ring, her focus squarely in front of her. She tunes out the fans, her mind lingering on the match at hand. A wry grin creeps across her painted face, as she climbs up onto the apron. Dona steps through the ropes, making her way to midring. The Toxic Knockout finally let's her eyes pan across the ringside area, before spitting a thick green mist skyward. Rotten cackles maniacally, and goes to her corner, to await the matches start.
Siona: "Her opponent, and our reigning Galactic Women's Wrestling Galactic Champion, from Aukland, New Zealand, Jasmine Matthews!"
"Big Bad Wolf" hits the PA System and Serah comes through the curtain with a little strut. She makes her way down to the ring ignoring the fans and climbs up on the apron. When she reaches the apron she plants her foot on the top rope and grinds her hips with a twisted smirk before slipping into the ring.
The bell sounds and both combatants rush at each other, Dona looking to brawl and Jasmine only too happy to answer. They exchange strikes, Done able to hold her own for a few before Jasmine finally knocks her down. Jasmine goes for a submission with the Constrictor but Dona reaches the ropes before Jasmine can fully sink it in. Jasmine drags Dona away from the ropes and starts to pound away with vicious strikes that nearly put Dona out on her feet. Jasmine gets Dona down and goes for Bared Teeth, pounding away. The referee looks in to see if Dona wants to tap but Dona simply tells the hapless official to enjoy intercourse with himself. Jasmine tries for the Constrictor but Dona reverses into a cradle.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
Jasmine looks to hook Dona and eats a kick to the face and then one to the solar plexus. Jasmine staggers back and Dona jumps up, looking for blood. A primal scream and Dona starts to fire away with wild, rougher strikes on Jasmine. Jasmine goes into the corner and Dona follows her in, hammering away as she goes. Jasmine pushes her away but Dona gets back up and comes right back for the attack. Jasmine pushes her away again and Dona comes back again, drawing blood on the larger champion. Jasmine tries to push her away and rolls into a cradle.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
Dona reverses the cradle.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
As they get back to their feet, Jasmine goes for the Constrictor again and Done elbows her in throat. Jasmine staggers away coughing and Dona hits the Chainsaw Kick. Jasmine goes down and Dona covers.
ONE, TWO, THR-NO, KICKOUT!!!
Jasmine sits up, still coughing and swings for a punch. Dona rolls into a la magistral cradle.
ONE, TWO, THR-NO, KICKOUT!!!
Jasmine kicks Dona low and rolls away to try and catch her breath. Dona rolls in the opposite direction. Jasmine takes a minute to stop coughing and then gets up angrily and storms over, looking for the Constrictor. Dona jumps up into a knee strike to the head and they fall into a Dona cover.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
Jasmine rolls into a side cradle.
ONE, TWO-KICKOUT!!!
Dona moves in and looks for the Punk-Plex but Jasmine snap mares out of it. Jasmine gets ina wicked 12-6 elbow that draws blood and then tries for a second one. Dona bounces up by the ropes and Jasmine goes for the Ice Cold. Dona spins and all of a sudden, "Thunderstruck" by 2 Cellos pops from the PA system and Molly Hatchet comes running down the ramp. The crowd goes absolutely wild as they get to their feet!
Molly slides into the ring under the bottom rope and goes to hit Jasmine with a Ginger Ninja Death Drop. Only Jasmine moves out of the way and it was at the exact same time that Dona was going for a chainsaw kick! Only, it wasn't Jasmine that got caught in the fray... Dona caught Molly; Molly caught Dona and both women went down. And Jasmine took that moment to drop and cover Dona.
ONE, TWO, THREE!!!
WINNER: JASMINE MATTHEWS BY PINFALL AT 25 minutes & 5 seconds.
"Big Bad Wolf" begins to play as Jasmine quickly slides out of the ring and begins to walk backwards up the ramp. Tauntingly smiling at Dona and Molly as both women begin to come around. Eat still sitting on the mat of the ring holding their heads and looking pissed off.
Amianna: "Well, folks, that's our show for tonight!!"
Lucas: "And what a fucking show it was.... GOOD NIGHT NEW ORLEANS!!!"